THE HERALD, THE- HERALD. TT AIVI.liTISl; IIATKS. PFULIHHEI) EVERY THUKSDAY AT PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA OFFICE: On Vina St.. One Block North of Main, Corner of Fifth Street. sPA:r. 1 (tqr. . . 2 sqrs.. 3 sijrs . !.. 1.. leol ... 1 w. 2 w 3 w. 1 til.: n lit. I 0 111. f ! oo i M j r $2 no 1 f no i ss o 1 M ' i no, 2 7." I 3 , ID no (to j ar 4ui 4-si sr.' i:i ik) 50lij KiH)' Inotii t-.MHi' '.fino; 28 00 8()0 1 2 n i 15 no IStiiii inoj won "llil lsoo, ill ln! 21 '"I lofxl! H0(K Irt 00 20 10 S0O loe o JNO. A. MACMURPHY, Editor. " PERSEVERANCE CONQUERS. 99 (TERMS: $2.00 a Year. y-AU Advertising bills due quarterly. 7-Transient advertisements mnst be pali for in advance. I,AJt;KT J IKCn- VTlOX OF AXY j..i-i:iti tANh COLXTY. Terms, in Advance: One ropy, one year 2- One ropy, six months One. copy, thrt!e months 60 VOLUME XIV. PLATTSMOUTII, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY JUXE 20, 1878. NUMBER 13. Extra e. pies of the IIkrai.d fur sale hy .1. tf: X'ounir. PoMofll.-e news depot, ami ). F. John son, corner of Alain anil Filth Nlivi-ts. BliAS FIRST National Bank OK rLATTSMOLTII. NEI5ISASKA, SUCCESSOR TO TOOTLE, IIAXXA A LAIIK .Tons Fitzoeralp President. E. ; Iiovkv Vice President. A. W. M i IAI'r. II I. IN Cashier. Jomi U'Uoi ltiiE Assistant Ca-shier. This P.ank is now open for business at their new room, corner Main and Sixth streets, and lb prepared to transact a general BANKING BUSINESS. Stacks, Bonds, Gold, Government end Local Securities UOUCHT AND SOLD. Tejvxits Uteri rd and Interest Allow ed on 1'irne Ctrtiji'-ahs. DRAFTS DBAWIT, Avalable in nnv part f the Fnited States and lu all the l'rin. ii' il Towns and Cities of Europe. a c; i:ts roit tiii: CELEP.KATEIJ Lilian Line and Allan Line of sti:asi Kit. reMin wishing to bring out their friends from Euiooe ean 1-CntlIASK TH'KKIS 1-1 COM I S Through to IMattwiuoutb. A. Schlcgcl & Bro., Manufacturers of zfunte: cig-abs, And dealers ia FANCY SMOKEIiS A KTH'IX.S. SMOKING and CIIEWI.XC. T 0 B A CCO'S. IspviiftI HI! ANDS and sizes of CIllARS made to Older, and satisfaction iiniar:leed. CigaK clippings mid for smoking tobacco. Main St. one dooi M,est of Saunders House. l'l-ATTSMiaTii, Neb. 101y Excelsior Barber Shop. J. O. BOONE, Jc(i,i Sin-'.t, oj'ji-i.-.iti' Haujiders House. HAIB- 3TJTTI1TG-, S II A I N ii A N D SUA M V O O I N G E.-'jiecial at:.'i:iit :i K'vi-"n to cuttiX'J f'nrLPiiRX'x Ayn la- 1IAS HAIR. CALT. AND SKi: liOOXK, C.IIXTS. A i: J "t " I'.u.'i in a. PKuPUI Eroi; OF I'ALACR 111 I. I.I ART) HALL ( V:'.:n St., east of First Nat. Uank.) ri.A ITSMOt'TlI, - N'EH. !V HAlt IS SUI-fl-IEU WITH Till? HKST WINES, I-1'.'VOr.S CIGARS, DKEH, ETC., ETC. aND MACHINE SHOPS! 1 l.A TTSMOL 1 II. NET... Repairer of St'im Rijinit Roihrx, K'.tin nn I Grist JliHt ii H HTKA3I VITTl-;. XVrouht Iron Pipe. Force .-.nd Lift Pipes.ste.ini Gauges. Sale! v- YaH Governor, and all kinds of P.i-.ss I " f ) lt i i v l ;ttms, lepaired on sholt liotico. FAUM M A C H I M E H t i:ep:ied on short Notice. 4'l YOUNG! THE B U T C II E R, Can always found at Kiitt's Old Stand. Ready to sell tltfi List Mtats. YOU NO bnvs fresh fat rattle, sheep, lioprs ,vr. direct from the farmers every day, and his meals are always good, GAME, FISH, AXD FOWL, IS SEASOX 3yl. SAGE BROTHERS, Dealers in STOVES, ETC.. ETC., ETC One Door East of the Post-Ofhce, Plattsmouth, Nebraska. Practical Workers in SHEET IRON, ZINC, TIN, 1SRA ZIERY, cf-t, cfc. Large assortment of Hard ana Soft aOJ3L STOVES, Wood and Coal Stoves for HEATING OR COOKING. Always on Hand. vry varietv of Tin, Sheet Iron, and Zinc Work, kept in Stock. MAKING AND REPAIRING, Done on .Short Notice. SVEHYTHIXO IVARRAXTED! VltXCEH S.OXX' IOXX'X. SAP.E BBS. PROFESSIONAL CARDS HA 31. 3f. CIIAP3IAX, ATTORNEY AT LAW, And Solicitor in Chancery. Office in Fitzger-al.M-.lock. r ATTsMOUTH,NEH. I. II. 1VIIKKLKK A C O. t a v oi-IK E. Tteal rMate, Fire and Lifeln ...rV.n.-e AL-ents. PlattMiiouth, Nebraska. 'ol lectors. tax-pavers. Have a complete ibstract of titles. Huy and soli real et-tate, loans, &r. negotiate lay 1 JA3IF.H K. MOUUISOX. ATTOP.NEY AT I. A XV. . Will pracf ice in Cass and adjoining Counties ; Rives special. "'''" " to collections and abstracts ol title wince . .. J,, in. ,ih Fitz-erald lilock. Flattuiout h, Nebraska. Kyi KO. H. S3IITH. ATTOKNKY AT LAW and ileal Estate Bro ker Special attention triven to Collections and' all matters affect im.' the title to real estate, otl'ce on 2d floor, over Post Olllce. PlaUsmouth, Nebraska. 4" ' JOIIX XV IIAIXKH it-cTtcr or THE PEACE, aim collector of thousand dollars. MortKMHe. Deeds, and oth er instruments drawn, and all ""!? usually transacted before a .lust ice of the 1 eace. Hest of reference jziven if required. Olliceon Mainslivet, West of Court If m. 4.yl .JOHN W.llAlNtS. .L.l.tM inilll Oil.- inil.li i n il D. H. WIIF.F.LF.K, E. 1. STONE. WHEELER & STONE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, I'lattxiuonth Xebraskn. J. It. JlrPKEA, and Homiepathie Physician. DENTIST Df- flee corner Main and Mil sis., over btore, Plattsinouth, eb. Herold's 2ly It It MVIXIiSTOX, PIITSICIAN & SCKOEON. tenders his pro fessional services to ihe citieus of Cas county. Residence southeast corner Sixtll ami Dak sis. ; ottice on Main street, t no doors west of Sixth, Piatt snioiilii Nebraska. Pit. J. 31. WATKKHAX, Physio Medical Practitioner. IjHvixvill. Ctr Co., Xeh. rAlw:iys at tb.e ofilc? on Saf.vdays. -tnyl 1K. XT. II. W"IIIK3Uf: IIT, PRACTISING nt all hours, 1 1 i . b; aska. PHYSICIAN, will attend calls rht or day. l'latl-inonth. Ne 42 1 y JOSF.I'll II. MAI.L.. 31. I. PHYSICIAN . Sl PGEON'. will attend all rails, dav or niht. Dlliee with It. R. Living ston. Main St., one door above lilaek & R"h ncr's. ltit.ti II. Ill !,:F.ZIKAM, n: k c ricl G PHYSICIAN. Louisville. Neb Calls piomptly attended to. Oily IIt. I. XX". UIIICOX, Druggist and Physician, t'ecplns' Water, A'eb. 4 good assortment of DRUGS, MEDICINES, STATIONARY, FA NC YAR TICL ES, ETC. ETC krpt constantly on hand. Office ailioininiz D1112 Store. Calls promptly answered at all hours. Gyl OCCIDENTAL HOTEL. rilF.MOXT, NEBRASKA, FRANK PARC ELL - - - rmp Good rooms, goed board, and every tiling In annle nie order, (io to the Occidental when you visit Fremont. 10tf SAUNDERS HOUSE. . S. GREGOR Y, - - - Proprietor. Location Central. Good Sample Room.. Every attention paid to guests. 4:hn3 .ATTSMOUTH, ----- KB. C03I35ERCIA L HOTEL, LINCOLN. NEIJ., J. J. I MH OFF, - - - Proprietor. The best known and most popular Landlord in the state. Always stop at the Commercial. PLATTE VALLEY HOUSE, JOHN ItOXH. Proprietor. the old iu:i,b aiij.s: norsi:. f!oo:l aceonnnnilations for Fanners ami the traveling puMic. Jioard.1?! per day. Meals 23e. Kntirely refitted and re-l'urnished. and farmers are reijnest ed to call and get 3 meals and hed for &m3 SGRAND CENTRAL" HOTEL. LARGEST AND FINEST HOTEL P.ETWEEN CHICAGO AND SAN FRANCESCO. GEO. THRALL, - - Prop. OMAHA. NEIJ. A threat Itedurtion in I'rioes or GUNS, REVOLVERS, &c. Prices redm-ed from 20 to 30 per rent. Write for Illustrated Catalogue, with reduced prices for 1.ST7. Address, GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, 91 Smithfit Id St.. Pittsburgh. Pa. lsyl PLATTSMOUTH rrllLLS. PLATTS.MOUTII. NEB. C. IIi:iSi:i., - Proprietor. Flour, Com Meal d- Feed Always on ham! and for sale .it lowest cash prices. 'I lie highest prices paid for Wheat anil Corn. Particular attention given custom work. H. A. WATERMAN & SON, Wholesale and Retail Dealers in riNE LUMBER, LATH. .SHINGLES. SASH, D001IS, BLINDS. ETC., ETC., ETC. Maw street. Corner of Fifth, PLATTSMOUTH. - - - - NEB. Still Better Rates for Lumber. VEGETINE If llerominendel Ity All PIIVISICIAXS. X'Al.LEV STKKAM, QUKENSCO.. LONG ISLAND K. Y. Dk. II. R. Stevens : Dear Sir: I take the pleasure of writins you a Ninall cert titrate concerning emetine prepar ed bv von. I have been a sufferer with the JtfMftrimia for over fort v years, and have had the'f Vneiiie rH:rr)ura for over six months, and I.Mve tried inoft everv thinst : was uiven up to die, and did not expect to live from day to day and no nlivsician could touch my case. I saw vour Wireline recommended to cure I)iirnia I cominenced usini it. and I continued doinso and am now a well woman and reMored to pel feet health. All who are afflicted vt ith thif ter rihle disease, I would kindly recommend to try- it for the benefit of their health, and His excel lent as a blood purifier. IJy Dr. T. 15, Forp.es. m. I)., for MRS. WM. H. FORBES. Vkcftixr.-XVhen the blood becomes lifeless and stagnant, either from change of weather or of e nnate. want of exercise, lrreu'inar met, or from .-in v other cause, the X'kiiiKTINE will re new the' Mood, rarrv oil the putrid humors cieanse the stomach, reirulate the bowels, and impart a tone of vigor to the whole body. VEGETIETE For Canrws and c.4t'i:Kiii:.s iil'mors The Ioctor'M ('rlillrate. Head it. Asin.K-v. Washington Co., III., Jan. 14, Mit. Stevens -. rhitrSir This is to certify that I had been sulTerintr from a ifrwe Canvtr on my riht bre;ist. uhieh trew very rapidly, and all my friends had jriven me up to die, when I heard of your medicine. X'eiietine. reconmiendcd for Cancer and Cancer Humor. I commenced to take it, and soon found myself becinnini; to feel better ; inv health and spirits both tell llie benign in Haence which it exerted, and in a few montiis from the time I cominenced the line of the X'eg- etine, the Cancer came out almost bodily. CARRIE DeFOKKEST. I cert if v that I am personally acquainted with Mrs." 1.-Forrest, and c.'isiier her one of our very best women. DK. S. 11. FLOW ICRS. A i.i. Diseases or the 1Ji.ou. If X kcf.tink will relieve pain, cleanse, purify, and cure sueli diseases, re-toriim the i.atient to perfect heaitll after Irving dillereiit plivsieians. many reme dies, f-u'ifeiin:: tor vcars is it not conclusive proof, if vou are a sulTerer. you can be cured? Why is this medicine peiiorininn such re:t cures? It works in the blood, in the cireula tini; I'.uid. It can truly be called The Gnat llbul I'urifirr. The great source of disease or iginates in I he blood: and no medicine that does noi act directly upon it. to purify and re novate, has any just claim upon public atten tion. VEGETINE I Itrcitril it r.MH Valuable r.t.xsir.v aacDicixs:. Jan 1. 1ST M11. II. It Stevens: J"'t. r.s".' I take pleasure in sayinp. that I have used the Yeeliiie in my family with Rood results, and I have known of several eases of reinai kal le cure effected by it. I rejrard it as a valuable familv medicine. A" ours Truly. REv. XV M. M DONALD. The Rev. Win. McDonald is well known throiiuh the United states as a minisker in the M. E. church. TiioisaniisSpi-..k.--X"e:eti."e i- aeknowl edi d and reeommendeil by physicians and apothecaries to lie the besl purifier and clean ser of the blood yet discovered, and thousands speak 111 i:s praise w ho have been restored to health. VEGETINE The 31. !' Have it. Mr. II. R. Stkvens : Dear 'ic I have sold X'eetiue for .t lon time, aud find it gives most excellent (satisfac tion. S. U. VK PRIEST. II. D.. AnM. H.izietou, lad. VEGETINE Prepared by I. K. STHTS:S, Sloslon, 3:iss. Veptine is SolOy all Drnggisis. ROBERT DONNELLY'S AND BLACKSMITH SHOP. Wagon, Buggy, Machine and Ploir pairing, and general jobbing. re- I am now prepared to do all kinds of repairing cf farm and other machinery, as theio is a yood lathe in my shop. PETER RAUEN, The old Reliable Wason Maker has taken charge of the wagon shop. He is well known as a NO. t XVORKJ1 AN. Xow M'aons and Iliigriric made to Order. SATI SFA CTION G FA RAN TEED. Shop on Sixth street, opposite Street's Stable C.-t Z. Z .-t T DICK STREIGHT'S LI V FRY, FEED AND SALE STA BLES. Corner Cth and Tearl Sts. ItOKS.S T.OAKDED BY TltR n.iv, ve:b:e, or mo.vtii. HORSES BOUGHT. SOIiU OU TEA3DED. For a Fair Commission. TEA3I5 AT ALL IIOISJS. Pai tietilar attention paid to Driving ana Training TKOTTIXG STOCK. A1.S9 A hearse furnished when called for. LENIIOFF tC- BONNS, ' Morning Dew Saloon ! One door east of the Saunders House. We keep the best of Beer, Wines, Liquors & Cigars. JJnia Constantly 011 Hand. STll EIGHT & MILL E It, Harness Manufacturers, SADDLES P.KIDLES, COLLARS. and all kinds of harness stock, ronst.intlv nn hand. FRUIT, CONFECTIONEY, groceiVy store, NETS, CANDIES, TEAS ICOFFEES, NEC. A US. TO It VCCOES, FLOCK, Remember the place opposite E. (i. Dovev'n on Lower Main Street. 21-1 y STREIGUT MILLER. The Little WiiU Mice. Twas night In the silent city. The si lewalk covered with Ice, 4s a little Italian boy chnnted, Siymoril mypretty fite mice! In a box from a string: depending Ills pets and bread-winners lay. On crumbs from his scant store feeding Warm nestled In wool and hay. Cp stiiKtrered a well-dro-sed rowdy. Excited by drink and play. One kick sent the little box spinning1. And the white mice scampered away. 'Twasa stroke of exquisite humor' A jest with a flavor of art. Thus to see the little Italian Go off with a broken heart I The boy sat down on a door-step, .And bis tears fell fast like rain. Oh, God! are there none In the city To pi ;y and soothe such pain? A Rirl tat down beside him, As she passed on her weary way. She placed some coins in his grimy palm And wiped his tears away. For she thought of the little brother XVith whom she used to play. Ere the spoiler came to the homestead On a black and weary day. "Oh, beautiful, bountiful lady!" The little Ita Ian sai l, "May our Lady her choicest blessings Upon nnd around you shed." Hut the younff grrl said with a shudder, "I wish that I were dead I Nor penace nor prayes avail mo, Aud blessb-frs come all too late. On me forever, forever Fast locked is the Golden Gate." Nay for thou still hnst charity. In spite of the soil of sin. And the irate may turn nt that blessed word Aud welcome the wanderer in. American Cultivator Which Is tho Longer, the Index or liing1 ringer I The question thus brusquely put has embarrassed even the specialists. A glance at tho ha' d will give xery differ ent answers. Some will answer the in dex is t lie longer, others tha ring. If we consult classic works, we find as follows: Weber says the ring finger is a little shorter than the index. Ger- dy says the index is shorter than the ring. According to Cams the index is longer; according to llenie the index is shorter. Ilyrtl claims that tho index is shorter; whilo Singier, with Alix, teaches us that the length of the two fingers is about the same. Iu his biographical notes concerning the greai painter, Ilaphacl Mengs, Ca senova relates the following story: "I remember one day having taken the liberty tc remark to him, al ter studying one of hi j pictures: 'Why, the hand is deformed; the ring lingtr is shorter than the index." 'Ah," said he, "yon indulge in a pleasantry; look at my hand," and he stretched it forth. His ring linger was shorter tlr.m the index. "Well," said I, confused, "I am sure I do not differ from the other sons of Adam." "Whence, then, am I descended?" lie asked. "Jao,"said I, examining his hands, "I am at loss to know to what species you do belongv but surely not to mine." "Then your species is not the human species," he replied, with some asperi ty, "for the hand of both man and wo man is just like this." "I wager you one hundred pistoles, you are wrong," I said, xvarming up myself. "Furiously he threw away his palette and brush, rang the bell, and summoned all hi3 servants. "Out with your hands," he ordered. "His anger became high when he saw that on every hand the ring finger was longer than tho index. Then, recogniz iug the absurdity of his angry conduct, he said, depreciatingly: "Well, I am glad I differ with the rest of my race in one point at least." So it may bo seen that it is imprudent to answer too lightly this point in es thetic anatomy. Ecker has the merit of having made the first careful researches to determine the relative length of the fingers. In studying the hands of apes he observed that the index is always shorter than the ring finger in the gorilla, chimpan zee and orang outang. An investigation made by one of his students in rhila delphia on twenty-live negroes and twenty-four negresses gave the follow ing results: Among the twenty-five ne groes, the ring finger was found longer than the index (eight millimetres on the average) twenty-four times; once only was the length of the fingers the same. Sound and Sense. "Mr. Parafine," exclaimed an indig nant woman, dashing into a West Hill grocery, "I don't like that sugar you seHt me last week at all. It wasn't fit to use." "Not fit to me!" asked the astonished grocer, "why what was the matter with it?" "Matter enough," said the woman, "it looked nice enough, but it was as gritty as gravel." "Oli, yes," responded the grocer, "oh, yes, I know now It was a new brand, that was sanded in for our customers to try. Oh, yes, I know. I'll give you something better this week." And the woman looked him right in the eye, but he never quailed, and she didn't know just whether she heard him right, or whether he meant just w hat she thought he said, or not. llawkeye. An Irishman called on a lady and gentleman, in whose employ he was, for the purpose of getting some tea and tobacco. "I had a drame last night, your honor," said he to the gentleman. "What is it, Pat?" "Why, I drained that yer honor made me a present of a pound of tobaccy, and her ladyship Heaven bless her! gaxe me sometay for the good." Ah, Pat, dreams go by contraries, you know," said the gentle man. "Faith, aud they may that," said Tat; "so her ladyship Is to give me tobaccy aud his honor the taj !" Sad Accident to a rroof-Readcr and Compositor. "From the sample trunks in the hall ways of the hotels, we should judge the drummers from Xew York houses have arrived in town," was the innocent par agraph a Western editor xvrote for his paper. When he returned from dinner the grinning office boy announced to him that four gentlemen were waiting to see him. "Where are they?" asked the quill driver. "Well," said the imp, "they've been smoking in the composing room till the compositors have sneezed all the type out of their slicks, 'n they've sent me out six times for beer, n now they're playin' draw poker with the foreman on the imposing stone." "Very well,"said the editor, bringing a large club in the corner more to view, replacing the paper cutter wit h a bowie knife, and half opening a drawer in which reposed a revolver, "show 'em in." Four gentlemen in x-ery plaid suits, with x-ery large diamond pins and X'ery loud watch chains, with lockets at the ends as big as dollars, entered, the fore most laying a card on the desk, in scribed "Sharp, Chisel & Co., 1001 Ueekman Street, Xew York, Hardware and Cutlery," In small letters, and "Presented by Geo. Govge," In x'ery large ones, asked "Are you the editor?" The journalist looked at the party quietly, as if calculating the cost of their grax e clothes, and answered, "I am." "Here is a little paragraph about commercial travelers," said Mr. Gouge, pulling a paper from his pocket, "which me and my friends, who are members of the Temple of Honor, and belong to the Young Men's Christian Association of Xew York would like explained." The miserable man took tho paper mechanically and gazed at his para graph, which the printer had set as follows: "From the simple drunks in the hall ways of hotels, wc should juJge the drunkards from Xew York houses haxe arrived in town." Quietly taking up his revolx'er, the editor strode upstairs two sharp re ports and heavy falls were heard, and the journalist returned and pleasantly remarked to his visitors: "Gentlemen, there are not many en tertainments in this town now, but a proof render and a compositor are to be buried to-morrow, e.iid if vou care lor that sort of thing we should be pleased to see you at the funerals." And he sat down to write an obituary notice, while that i.iglit "through the cold and heavv mist" four gentlemen bought railway tickets for Chicago. A Twilight Keverie, Tho shades of evening had fallen as we quitted West Point, says a corres pondent of Leslie's Xewspaper, and the hills were preparing to wrap them selves in hooded gray. The dim, mys terious "hush" that niirht whispers to the dying day was upon us. The shad ows of the mountains deepened, and their tops were dark purple in the twi light. Xew and wondrous charms were awakened beneath the balmy caresses of the night breeze, xvhile a subtle per fume floated in the luscious air. Lights twinkled on the shore in casements up high on the bluffs; on river craft, and in beacons, sending long streaks of il lumination across tho glassy water. The river was steel gray, and the shad ows of the banks sank dow n, in ghastly and fathomless blackness. Stars came out in the d uk blue sky, shimmering like rose diamonds; dogs bayed, and with the honest watch-dog's bark, the paddles of the boat alone broke upon the sublimity of silence. Oh, it was the hour of heart-ease, when that throb of pain called life was laid aside and al most forgotten. Within all was semi animation. Tli9 gas shade of Henry Hudson! was lighted, and the orchestra discoursed sweet music in the deck-saloon; a selection from ' Lucia di Lam mermoor," suited Mercutio Spiffing, who hung with gloomy fondness upon every note, and who wept copiously over the "Fra poco." Tho Englishman with the refractory liver was endeavor ing to soothe that troublesome organ with a dilution of brandy and water. Chatty and chirpy groups lounged about the saloon, or leant over the gal ley-railing in all the innocent joys of a oodly gossip. The deck was deserted save by lovers and smokers. Two bank clerks, who were proceeding to fish the Adirondacks and to "rough it," were endeavoring to sleep beneath the cano py of heaven, but whether the stars were too w inky, or the rubber-spreads too uncomfortable, it is certain that they would have been far more at their ease in an upright position. Ahal no beds for them I They were Bohemians. A colored waiter who softly thrummed a banjo, and who was en route for the Grand Union Hotel, shared the deck with us; and ere wc turned in we could trace the queenly Catskills far, far away upon our left; and the Mountain House, like a gigantic white bird flying upon outstretched wings out into the night. The Dutch government h -s set aside the sum of $1,000, as a contribution to the expenses of the dairy show to be held this year in Gelders. This step has given rise to a good deal of adverse criticism, both in and out of the Cham ber, it being generally held that such exhibitions should be made to pay their own expenses, and that the practice .of bolstering them up with State appropri ations tends to suppress healthy initia tive action on the part of those inter ested in their success, Jftury Ann. "Sail on 'count of my xvifel" exclaim ed James Partner as he walked out. "That woman is bound to be the death of me I" "I thought it was all on account of beer," replied the Court as he looked down into Mr. Partner's excited eyes. "Yes, but what made me drink that beer?" exclaimed the prisoner. "If it hadn't been for that Mary Ann of mine would I have rushed out for beer?" "Don't ask me conundrums, but go ahead with your explanations." "Well, sir, I've been married to this womau for five years. She's what they call the melancholy sort. She sits for hours and looks out of the xvindow, and it isn't more than once a month that she gets up in the morning before 10 o'clock. I've got two children, and that ere woman will sit down on the corner of the kitchen table and look out into the back yard for a straight half hour, while them young 'tins are bawling loud enough to make a dead dog turn over in his grave. When I get up I have to cook my own break fast. When I come home to dinner it isn't ready. When my day's work is done, there's no supper for me unless I cook it. Last night I went home and found my wife sitting on the back steps, no fire, no supper, children howl ing, aud the cat curled up in the tea kettle. I just went to pieces in a min ute. I knew I'd either got to box ray wife's ears, lick the children, kill the cat or get drunk, aud I got drunk." "Anything more?" asked the Court, as he hesitated. "Xothing. I don't care two cents whether I go up or go home. If I live with that woman any longer I'm going to hire a boy to pound tin pans, lire off pistols and blow horns around the house and see if I can't rouse her." "It's a pretty tight squeeze, but you can go this time," said his Honor "Perhaps your wife will soon turn out a poetess. I've heard that they always mope around that way for three or four months before they strike the mad lyre of rhyme." "Well, I druther she'd bo a mad liar than a mope," sighed Mr. Partner, as he reached for out-doors. Free 1'ress Artificial Eyes. Between 8,000 and 10,000 eyes are sold annually in the United States. An eye-maker gives one in 125 as the pro portion of one-eyed people. Computing the population of the country at 42,000,- 000, this rate gives 3S0.000 as the num ber of persons with only one eye in the Republic. Consequently, while 100,000 people supply their optical deficiency with an artificial eye, 220,000 go with out. In proportion to the population, the eye-maker said there are more one- eyed people in Paterson, X. J., than in any other town in that or any other country. All towns that have many foundries and factories, and whose air is impregnated with soot and smoke, count their one-eyed inhabitants by the score; but Falersm is ahead of the rest. The eye-maker knew of the three proprietors of a single foundry there each losing an eye. Pittsburg comes next. In this city one-eyed folks abound in the neighborhood of manu facturing establishments. Once ho had four patients from near a foundry in West Eleventh-street alone. Xot only the foul atmosphere destroys the sight, but flying pieces of metal burnt out the eyes of the workmen. An im porter who sells 1,500 eyes annually, sends one-third to Canada; Chicago takes 300, and Cincinnati more than St. Louis. Xew Orleans, Xashville, and other towns west and sauth buy tho remainder. Jute color tor eyes most in demand is what is known as "Irish blue," a peculiarly light azure that predominates in Ireland. The average cost of an eye is ten dollars. He sells comparatively tew eyes in Xew York, as Xew Yorkers prefer to have their eves made to order. Musical Animals. Tho fabled feasts of Orpheus are not, perhaps, so wondrous a3 they at first appear, says Leeds Mercury. Certain notes, for example, sounded on a flute or other wind instrument, will cause a dog to set up a lamentable howl, evi dently from the pain it produces, either in the ear itself, or the nerves connect ed with it. The war-horse seems to de rive new life and vigor from the sound of the drum and trumpet; and at the circus, two horses will not pace regu larly without music. Outrageous bulls have likewise, in several instances, been calmed into gentleness by music. Of this musical feeling in oxen, Mr. Southey gives a singular instance in his letters from Spain. The carts of Corunna make so loud and disagreeable a creaking with their wheels, from the want of oil, that the governor once is sued an order to have them greased; but it was speedily revoked, on the pe tition of the carters, who stated that the oxen liked the sound, aud would not draw without its music. Even fish, upon good authority, lndepenaeni or the ampbion and the dolphin, and of the old harper, who, as the ballad has it, "harped a fi3h out of the salt water," are said to have shown signs of being affected by music; and seals crowded to hear a violin, as we are told by Mr. Laing, in his voyage to Spitzbergen. Scoresby, junior, also tell us that music, particularly a person whistling. draws them to the surface, aud induces them to stretch their necks to the ut most extent so as to prove a snare, by bringing them within reach of the shooter. When a honey-bee, or a wasp, or hor net Btings, it is an act of sell-defence, and is generally at the expense of the Insect's own life. Such is the construc tion of the sting that removing it s usually fatal. ' " State Items. Brownville raises apricots. Xebraska's fruit crop will be im mense. Work oxen are scarce at Kearney and the demand is great. About 400 delegates attended the State Sunday School Kearney. Association at Setrard and Hamilton counties hold school land sales. June 14th and l'Jth respectively. There is to be a binder trial in fall rye at Crete soon, seven self binders will compete for the championship. The Omaha Nail Works Company is organized and will begin manufactur ing nails out of old railroad rails this summer. Mrs, Pauline X . Martindale is now the publisher as well as the editor of the temperance paper issued at Lin coln, The Spirit of the Age. and it is hereafter to be printed at the Globe office. A large emigrant house will be com menced in Loup City next week, for the accommodation of the vast influx of people which are pouring into that country, and for whom it is impossible to provide temporary accommodations. Kearney Gazette. From present appearance we should judge that the coming campaign will be a "free pinch in." The old officers will all be routed, and then there will be a general squabble for the vacancies. According to the laws of nature and the will of the public, the "fittest will survive." York Tribuue. Moses stocking says; "lhe expen- ment of Mr. Thompson Ilissell.of Saun ders county, as proven by the daily weighings upon Fairbanks scales, has demonstrated that the grasses of Xe- braska are capable of adding daily, three pounds to the avoirdupois of a graded short horn steer throughout the season of fresh green grass. ieurasKa city sportsmen s ciuo i ii ... i i.. have taken it upon themselves to stock the woods in and around this beautiful burg with wild pigeons and as the best method of accomplishing their object they let the birds lly from the trap and shoot shot towards them. it is expensive tun however as every birds cost twenty-six cents. Press. Senator Saunders introduced a bill in tue senate to-uay wntcn proposes a grant of right of way and forty sections of land per mile to aid in the construc tion of a railway and telegraph line from Omaha through Dakota and Wyomin to the National l ellowstone park, to connect with the Xorthern Pacific- railroad in Montana east of tho 113th meridian. Republican. A young man whom the station agent tried to "fool" by telling him that the company xvould give a cent apiece for all the ties counted between Columbus and Cheyenne, has got the drop on that smart Aleck by counting 584,000 and demands his pay, which amounts to just $5,840. The district court will settle the matter. Central City Courier. There were 6.500 tickets to the Fore- paugh show sold in this city, on last Saturday. This is no criterion, how ever, of the amount of money taken in by the show, as the majority of those who attended invested largely in 10 cent prize boxes, at htty cents apiece; lemonade, at ten cents a half glass; concerts and side shows at 10, 25 and sometimes, fifty cents a seat. Falls City Journal. A man by the name of Freeman died at Friendville this morning from a rattlesnake bite. He was bitten several days ago, while out in the field but thought nothing of the wound, as he thought it was a common garter snake, whose bite is not poisonous.. However lie applied tne usual reme dies used for such wounds, which for a time kept down the swelling. Dav before yesterday the leg commenced to swTeIl and turn black. A doctor was at once sent for and pronounced the man in a dvins condition, from the bite of some venomous serpent. Freeman continued to swell and grow black until this morning, when death releaved him cf i.h suffering?. .Neb. City Xews. A terrible affair, occured .near Love- land station, Monday, which is shroud ed in mystery. The agent and opera tor of the Colorado Central railroad, Mr. J. XV. Gassman, shot himself through the heart, about three miles from the depot and left no letter or word of explanation. He lft the house at 3 p. m. told his wife he was going to a farm not far off and would return before the express arrived from Cheyenne. He then rode away on a horse, and, meeting a gentleman, sent a note to Dr. Sutherland. He rode on, and when three miles from the sta tion drew a revolver aud terminated his existence. The doctor, on receiv ing the note was alarmed to see that it stated ha could find the body of the decea-xd at a certain spot, and he pro ceeded at once to the locality, where the lifeless remains were discovered and taken to the station. Sidney Tel- egranh. Telegraphic Summary. The Emperor of Germany isrecoYer-" ing. Jno. C. Fremont is confirmed Govern or of Arizona. The recent strikers resuming work. in England are-' Bisinark says tho probabilities are excellent for peace. Gen. l'onnevillo the oldest United States officer is dead. A Bohemian in Chicago killed Ma wife when in a drunken row. lt is reported that there is danger of a Grecian manifestation in tho east. The Pope's health is declining and' ho is to bo removed from the Xatican.- Lord Beaconslield is preparing for' active measures in the congress of na--tions. The Republican State Convention of Ohio met at Cincinnati on tho 12th' inst. The President, wife and son attend ed the graduating exercises at West Point. The Michigan Republican conven tion met on tho 13th and nominated a strong state ticket. The Indian depredations in Idaho,. Utah and Xevada threaten to be ex-- tensive aud citizens are arming and fleeing from their farms. Turkey is still unsettled and out breaks may be expected momentarily;, until the final settlement by congress Turkey will experience little quiet.- few days ago Gen. J. II. ITiim- mond, Indian inspector, left Yankton, very suddenly to escape arrest on a. criminal charge for the alleged falso- imprisonment of Henry llroekrnanti. late boss f.irnu r at Crow Creek Iinlir.n. agency. To-day ho returned and shortly after his arrival, Brocknians. attorney served papers upon him un-- der a claim of $5,000 damages for falao imprisonment. Mr. Brockmann is. out of town and on his return he will proceed against Gen. Hammond under- i criminal complaint. His grievance- is that Hammond caused him to be ar rested at the Crow Creek agency and imprisoned him and threatened his life because he did not testify against Dr.. Liv ingston, agent at that post, whom. Hammond had been investigating.. Hammond's operations in tho upper- country have been of such abulldozing; nature that there i3 no sympathy for, him in this community. Benefit of Ti inner Culture. By Piiof. G. E. Bailey. First: Timber belts t.;nd to equal-. izethe temperatures. You find, already that a grove at the south side of your- orchards afford considerable protection-, against sun-scald and other injuries in cident to exposure to hot sun and. wind. They lower the temperature by day and keep it higher during tho. night and maintain a greater unilorm-. ity between day and night dining tho- summer. Second: They cool the warm wind3 of wit ter and vpring. There is dan i:er in the warm days of winter and spring of the sap starting, and the treo wakening into activity oniy to uo in-. jured by a succeeding frost. It is es. iiecially necessary to uiKe extra pre-. caution against late spring frosts. Third: Warming cold winds in winter. At first glance number threo and four may seem contradictory; but experiment, observation, and study show that groves do act in tl.U way and thus protect the orchards, etc.,, from sudden and severe cold. Fourth: Breaking the sweep of winds, thus diminishing the danger of mechanical injury to trees and shrub-. bery. Even if little or no warmth is imparted to the passing breeze, they prevent the abstraction ol warmiu from the soil. They also cnecK ma. tetrdencv of the trees to slope to tho north. Fifth: Preventing early frosts in the fall. The woods and buaa need time to mature thoroughly. If they receive a check from an early frost they lack endurance for a hard freezo. in the winter. Sixth: They equalize the effects of rain-fall. The trees store up the rain fall onl v to rnakethe day cooler by tran: piralion of a vapor from the leaves. It lessens evaporation from the surface, which is very great ou account of over hot and rapidly moving south winds. They afford more moisture for the soil for condensation at night. J hey pre-, vent tne water, from pass-dug to quick ly into the brooks, but hold them and make the supply more constant. Seventh: They hold the snows, thereby securing a warm covering for the ground, and storing an increased amount of moisture. In fact every acre of timber spared or planted acts, as a storehouse of moist uru and warmth. Xew Hue toiler. Mr. Samuel Fox, of Leeds, Eng., has; invented a new boiler, in which tho flues are made with corrugations in the direction of circumferential rings. A half inch plate when corrugated, has an effective depth of two inches to resist collapsing strains. The corrugations, are made by a special machine, by which; the welded plates are thoroughly tested in the operation. Tests of ilain ancj corrugated flues, showed the resisting power to be in the proportion of 7 to 1 for initial signs of distress in fax-or of the latter; and after collapse, in th$ proportion of 2 to 1. While the plairj f.u? cracked from tension by bulging In. the corrugated flue simply flattened jt corrugation.