Nebraska herald. (Plattsmouth, N.T. [Neb.]) 1865-1882, March 26, 1874, Image 4

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    MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
No wise man ever wished to be young.
The worst men often give the best ad
vice. How to put a horse on his metal Shoe
Lira.
A defaulter is now called a "hypoth
ecary." The leading question in Wisconsin is :
How's hops?"
Nearly all the summer silks are in
stripes,
Hope lives forever, but her children
die one by one.
Woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams ;
shadows annihilate them.
The. national sin of Americans, says
Dr. McCosh, Is self-adulation.
ScHOOL-TEACiiERS in . South Carolina
are called pad-Bwincers."
o o
riUENDflHiF is tne wine 01 existence ;
love, the dram drinking.
Some people have their thinking, like
their washing, done out.
The sands of a woman's life run out all
the quicker when her waist is shaped like
an hour glass.
Are blacksmiths who make a liviDg by
forging, or carpenters who do a little
counter-fitting, any worse than men who
sell iron and steel for a liviDg?
A New York agricultural paper has
half a column on what to do if one's
horse runs away with him. The article
should be read while the horse is running
to be appreciated.
The Cincinnati Enquirer says the tem
perance ladies of Ohio are "brewing"
trouble. Well, haven't they as good a
right to brew trouble as their opponents
have to brew lager beer? It's only a trans
fer of the trouble, anyway.
A Corning (Iowa) youth paid his at
tentions to two young ladies and proposed
marriage to both. They found out about
it, invited him to the house of one of
them and asked him to take a seat be
tween them, which he did, sitting down
in a tub of water over which a covering
had been nicely spread. He did not stay
a great while after that.
Louisville has unconsciously taken a
great stride forward in the matter of tem
perance reform, by sending drunkarJs
home instead of to the lock-up. Not even
the most confirmed inebriate requires a
second treatment. The lock-up is beara
ble, though somewhat confining; but the
chastening influences of home are more
than can be endured.
The Louisville Ledger has been puzzled
for a long time to know why the women
of Massachusetts make more noise than
their sisters in other States. Archbishop
Whately once propounded a similar
conundrum: Why do white sheep eat
more than black ones? and answered it
with the inevitable reply: Because there
are more of them.
" Mat it please your Honor." said a
New York lawyer, addressing one of the
Judges, " I brought the prisoner from jail
on a habeas corpus." " Well," said a fel
low in an undertone, who stood in the
rear of the court, these lawyers will say
anything. I saw the man get out of a cab
at the court door."
The unpleasant odor produced by per
spiration can be removed at much less
expense and more effectually than by the
application of costly unguents and per
fumes. Place about two tablespoonfuls
of compound spirits of ammonia in a basin
of water. Washing the face, hands and
arms with this leaves the skin as clean,
fresh, and sweet as one could wish.
The ways of women are past finding
out. It is said that the ladies of Jack
sonville, Tenn., have a fashion of tying up
their taper fingers when young gentlemen
are expected to call, and when they very
naturally ask the cause they blushingly
reply, " I burned them broiling the steak
this morning." The result, as chronicled
by the local paper, is that several young
gentlemen have burned their fingers by
believing the story.
A story told by Dr. M'Cosh, of Prince
ton College, is seasonable. A negro in a
religious gathering prayed earnestly that
he and his colored brethren might be pre
served from what he called their "upset
tin' sins." "Brudder," said one , of his
friends at the close of the meeting, " you
ain't got the hang of that ar word. It's
bc8ettin', not ' upsettinV " " Brudder,"
replied the other, " if dat's so, it's so. But
I was pray in the Lord to save us from de
sin of intoxication, an' if dat ain't an up
settin' sin I dunno what am."
A Great Babrington (Mass.) merchant
found a box of parlor matches on the
store floor the other morning, which had
been knocked off the shelf by a rat or
mouse over night. On opening the box
the discovery was made that by the con
cussion every match in the box had been
lighted, and the wood of which they were
made was charred and turned brown.
Fortunately the box was so tight as to
smother the fire and no harm resulted. It
was a narrow escape; and if a fire had
taken place, its cause would have been a
perpetual mystery.
Old friends are like old boots. We
never realize how perfectly they were
fitted to us till they are cast aside and
others, finer and more stylish perhaps,
but cramping and pinching in every
corner, are substituted. Then we are
often forced to hunt up the worn articles
from the attic where they have been
thrown, and, for a little season at least,
rest our weary feet by wearing them.
With our friends it is the same: after
trying in vain to fit ourselves to the pecul
iarities of new ones, how often we go
back with a sigh of relief to the dear peo
ple whose very faults may sometimes
have been brought about by serving us!
Beecher.
A man in Kentucky, all alive and well,
recently saw a statement of his own death
in a newspaper. He did not so much
resent the general statement as the inac
curacy of the details, and so he wrote to
the editor: "Sir, I notice a few errors in
the obituary of myself which appeared in
your paper of Wednesday last. I was
born in Greenup County, not Caldwell,
and my retirement from business in 1860
was not owing to ill health, but to a little
trouble I had in connection to a horse.
The cause of my death teas not small-pox.
l' lease matte corrections, ior wnicn 1 in
close fifty cents."
Young men who sit up late on Saturday
nights playing cards, and who go to
church the next morning with a " full
deck" in their pockets, should be careful
about, their being so bestowed as not to
6uU When Bob Howe went to the
Baptist meeting in Circleville, ana tooK
hig seat with his sweetheart in the front
pew in the gallery, he had occasion to
use -his handkerchief, and, drawing it
from his breast pocket, drew with it the
entire pack of cards, which flew about be
low. The good minister " saw" it, and,
knowing whereof he spoke, simply ob
served, " Young ian, your psalm-book
has been poorly bound !" That seemed
to be the prevalent impression. Christian
Union.
The statement is made that the woolen
trade of Great Britain could not be carried
. on to anything like its present extent
without the use of shoddy. The latter is
mixed with the wool in the proportion ol
one-third to two-thirds in some of the
manufacturing districts, and is used in
the production of cheap broadcloths, fine
cloths for ladies' capes, paddings, linings,
cloths used for rough and loose great-coat s,
office coats, pants, pea-jackets, blankets,
etc. A considerable quantity is used in
the form of flocks for beds. Felted cloth
with spinning and weaving, depending
on the felting property of wool by reason
of the curl in the fiber. The process is
carried on by the aid of warm moisture,
pressure, and milling; and such cloth is
used for table covers, horse spreads, car
pets, paddings, druggets, and the coarser
and thicker kinds for covering steam
boilers, steam pipes, and ship's bottoms
beneath the copper.
A correspondent "of the New York
Commercial Advertiser sends to that journal
V. a f-ll-winr onnnnt. nf tn.A miaari vpn-
' tures of a pet cat:V'In the upper story of
one hundred and sixty is a hat-finishing
establishment, shellac being freely used
in the process, a barrel of which, in solu
tion, is kept standing at a warm tempera
ture. Our pet, while on a foraging ex
pedition the other night, fell into it;
scrambling out, she made tracks for a dis
tant part of the room, where she eat down
to review the situation ; and, it being a
cold night, the shellac quickly set, and
pussy was fast to th floor. The porter
found her in the morning ' unable to more
hand or foot or wink an eye.' Being
kind-hearted, he procured some hot water
and soaked her loose,' but it was no go
Bhe was as helpless as ever, ana as fixed
as a statue. With a sorrowful face he
filled a tub with water, at a temperature
of 96 degrees, and, with a view of clean
ing her, applied a hot bath, and, after
working something less than three hours,
he succeeded admirably ; but when he had
finished there was no vestige of hair on
the cat, excepting a small tuft at the end
of the tail. Such a ridiculous object you
never saw.
Organization and Titality of Parties.
Ever since the war sundry wiseacres
have time and again decreed the death of
the Republican party, but it " still lives."
These philosophic gentlemen year after
year proclaim that the party has survived
the issues which brought it into being
has fulfilled its mission and that the
only things left for it to do are to go into
its shroud, close its eyes, compose its
stiffening' limbs and so retire to its ever
lasting rest. They have shown a surpass
ing anxiety to administer upon its effects,
but instead of enjoying this felicity their
own incongruous estates have regularly
gone to probate. We have had M People's
Parties," "Soldiers' Parties," and last, but
not least, the great " Liberal Party" of
1872 was sprung upon the country but
they have all come to grief, leaving their
projectors irretrievably stranded on the
bars and beaches of popular contempt.
Annually almost have these experiments
been essayed. These little cock-boats of
parties have been launched upon the'
swelling tides of human affairs only to be
wrecked by the October an i November
gales. Such manufactured political par
ties are made up as incongruously as the
horrid monster of Frankenstein, and are
of as little use and purpose in the moral
world.
The history of this country shows that
parties with any vitality are of slow
growth. If they spring into being sud
denly they are very apt to be short-lived.
If they are based upon vital principles,
and attain power alter years of agitation,
their duration is only limited by their de
votion to the best interests of the people.
Such has been the course of the Repub
lican party. Annually doomed by its
enemies to defeat for many years past, it
is still alive and vigorous, and it boldly
takes positions in the interests of the
people, as new issues arise, just as it did
upon the slavery question. For instance,
it is the first organization to recognize
the difficulties which surround the trans
portation problem. In the discussions
to which the subject has given rise in
Congress we find the Republicans earn
estly at work in devising some mode of
relief, while the Democracy array them
selves against it, alleging the exploded
doctrine of State rights as interven
ing to continue these wrongs. And
do not the Liberal papers generally
throughout the country indorse this
untenable position: That the Constitu
tion, made " to provide for the common
defense, promote the general welfare," etc.,
is utterly powerless, nay, more, prevents
any ana all considerations of relief at
the hands of cur law-makers? The bill
now before the House of Rpnrespnttivps
reported from the Committee on RailwavV
ana ianais, emDraces an tnartne wiscm
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' USEFUL AND SUGGESTIYE.
Croquets. Take any cold meat, mince
it line; put in an onion chopped fine.
Moisten with gravy, make into balls with
yolk of an egg and flour, and fry in hot
fat
The Agriculturist states that a very fine
white vinegar may be made from the juice
of the white part of watermelons. At a
certain stage the fluid is bitter, but when
perfected acquires a true vinegar flavor.
E. W. Platt sats : " Take the common
herb peppermint, scatter it in their paths
and places of resort, and no rat or young
rat will brook the insult, but leave in dis
gust I have tried it for eight years, at
least, with perfect success."
To Exterminate Red Roaches. Take
flowers of sulphur, half a pound; potash,
fcur ounces. Melt in an earthen pan over
the fire ; pulverize and make a strong so
lution in water, and sprinkle the places
which they frequent
Cure for Diphtheria. A South Aus
tralian paper announces that a Mr. Great
head, of that colony, has discovered that
a dc Be of four drops of strong sulphuric
acid in three-quarters of a tumbler of wa
ter, for adults, and a smaller dose for chil
dren, is an infallible cure for diphtheria.
Cement for Sealing Corks in Bot
tles. Melt together a quarter of a pound
of sealing-wax, the same quantity of rosin
and two ounces of beeswax. "When it
froths stir it with a tallow candle. As
soon as it melts dip the mouth of the
corked bottles in it
Fried Potatoes. Peel the potatoes
carefully, dropping them in cold water as
soon as peeled, then cut them either in
slices, dice or fillets, or cut them in round
or oval pieces with a vegetable Bpoon or
cutter, dropping the pieces in cold water
also. When all" are cut, have hot
fat on the fire, take the potatoes
from the water, shake them in a coarse
and dry towel and turn them into the
pan of boiling fat ; stir now and then with
a skimmer until done, then turn them
into a colander; from the colander turn
them into a clean coarse and dry towel,
and shake them in it gently. Dust fine
salt all over, and serve warm. The ope
ration of turning into a colander and
from thence into a towel, and the salting
and dishing, must be done quickly to
Prevent the potatoes from getting cold,
hus done and served, they are dry, warm
and crisp.
Mashed Potatoes. Take a quart or
more of good potatoes, peel and cut them
in two or four pieces, which keep in cold
water until the whole are ready ; then
wash them and put them in a pan, cov
ered with cold water and a little salt; set
the pan on the fire and cook them. When
done, put the pan on the back range or
stove, take a potato masher and mash
them well, then add butter, and mash
well again to mix the butter thoroughly
among the whole. When this is done,
add about a half a pint of milk, little by
little, mashing at the same time; then add
salt and pepper to taste, and a pinch of
sugar. The better and more they are
mashed the whiter and better the potatoes
are. Be prodigal of elbow grease for
mashed potatoes. An improvement is to
mah them through a colander before
adding the butter, thus preventing any
lump that might escape the masher. The
quantity of butler and milk should be
according to taste, and, if liked, two or
more yolks of eggs beaten with a little
milk may be added after the butter.
rigidly adhered to, that more than one or
two weeks is required to redeem, regen
erate and disenthrall tne most besottea
devotee of tobacco. And in a few months
thereafter he will look back upon his
former condition, and upon the habit of
tobacco-using, with a loathing and abhor
rence of which he now can have no con
ception; and probably would not again
be thus besotted for all the wealth of this
world.
Don't Tampbb with a Cold. Perhaps in
the whole category of diseases to which hu
manity is susceptible, the cough is most neg
lected in its early stage. A Elmple cough is
generally regarded as a temporary affliction
unpleasant, and nothing more; but to those
who have paid dearly for experience. It is the
signal for attack for the moat fearful of all
diseases Consumption. A cough will lead to
consumption if not checked so sure as the
rivulet leads to the river, yet it is an easy
enemy to thwart if met by the proper remedy.
Allen's Lung Balaam is the great cough remedy
of the age, and it has earned its reputation by
merit alone. Sold by all good druggists.
A Second Father Matthew. Who
is there that does not respect the memory
of Father Matthew, the great champion
of temperance. Innumerable societies
bear his honored name; but there is one
man who has struck a more sure death
blow to intemperance, and that man is
Dr. J. Walker, an old California phy
sician, who has discovered in nature's
"meek and lowly herbs" a medicinal
"tonic" and gentle stimulant that com
pletely takes the place of the fashionable
alcoholic poisons called "tonics," so
popular as a compronvse between strong
drink and cold water, and does away
with the mania for drink, and in reality
cultivates an involuntary disgust for the
same. It even does more: It acts upon
the entire physical system, purifies the
blood, and produces hale, hardy health.
The discoverer of this great medicinal
stimulant is surely entitled to the thanks
of a whole nation, and it is not extrava
gant to entitle him "a second Father
Matthew." 33
An Outgrowth of Other Disease!
Catarrh sometimes exists alone, but is more
frequently a symptom of other diseased condi
tions. The following letter explains it:
CoixrsowooD, Onondaga Co., N. Y., Jan. 25, 1872.
Dr. R, V. Pikbce, Buffalo, N. Y. :
Dear Sir Allow me to give you a brief his
tory of the effect of your medicine called
" Golden Medical Discovery " in my case. I
am now in my seventy-fourth year, and natu
rally of firm constitution. Within the last few
years, from over-exercise, I have teen afflicted
with a complication of diseases almost incredi
ble to relate. In the first place Catarrh, to a
degree that, to me, it seemed that my voice
passed out at the ears, to which was added its
natural ally Bronchitis; to which, at no great
'length ol time, were added jeuraigic pains in
the head and shoulders and bloating of the
lower limbs, the most of which was superin
duced by a torpid state of the liver. I had the
advice of several eminent physicians and tried
almost every known remedy for such com
plaints without relief. A rapid loss of strength
and waste ol nesn reminded me mat l couia
not long withstand the combined force of dis
ease which was fast bearing me down. 1 gave
up all business, made my will, had my grave
stone placed in position and lettered except
date of exit, and resiirned myself to my couch
to await events. Not long after this I saw your
advertisement, procured your remedies l am
now on the second half-dozen bottles of Golden
Medical Discovery have a good appetite, have
gained fifteen pounds of flesh no more talk
out of my ears, no more bloating of the limbs,
can walk two or three miles with ease, and feel
that you have given me a lease ol ten or hr
teen years subject, however, to the ratifica'
tion of the Court above. That you may live
long tti.do good to Buffering humanity, is the
sincere wish or
Your unknown friend, LUTHER COLE.
has
up to this time, looking not to at. ,ud
den measure of relief, but to deuueing
them from the experience of this and
other nations. This plan meets the ap
proval of the best men in the country, and
is moving in the right direction ; not to
arbitrary or destructive measures to check
the enterprises of those who build and
operate our railways, but to such fair and
judicious action as shall conserve their
interests and protect the. people at the
same time. But this course this effort
to arrive at exact justice in this great
issue of the times; finds no favor with
either our Democratic or high-toned Lib
eral friends.
In the face of issues and in
terests which come home to every person
in the land, is there not still need of a
party which won its way to power by its
devotion to popular rights? Can its
mission be said to have been completed
while it still interposes its power to abate
wrong and insure the prosperity of the
great and abiding interests of the country?
The day may come for the Republican
party to disband its organization, but
while it shall remain as true to the inter
ests of the people as it has thus far done
that time has not yet arrived. In the
midst of a detraction never before paral
leled it fearlessly grapples with issues as
they arise, and its instincts in the direc
tion of the right are as unerring as they
were at any time during the period of
slavery agitation or the war in which it
was settled. Inter-Ocean.
Churning Milk vs. Cream.
A question which is often asked is with
regard to making butter by churning the
milk instead of cream alone. My own
experience has taught me that the milk
first drawn from the cow has no butter
at least one-third of the milking: there
fore, churning this milk is only time and
labor lost My Dlan has been to take
from the cow such a portion of the first
milk as is necessary for family use, churn
ing the remainder. Until the past Beason,
my family requiring a great deal of milk
and butter, I have never had an opportu
nity of testing the abilities of a single
cow; but since last May I have kept but
one cow. I followed tlte plan with the
milk, churning each alternate day; and
although I had neither cellar nor milk
house I have made ninety-six pounds of
butter. The churning was done early in
the morning, thus securing the advantage
given by the cool morning air, and the
butter came from the churn solid and
ready for packing, with only the aid of a
little cold water from the well. 8ome
prefer churning every morning, because
the milk is more easily separated from
the butter consequently the labor less ;
but after years of ample experience I find
that milk, although sufficiently sour, if
churned when too fresh,yields butter that
is sweet and good, but not solid as when
left a longer period for the water to begin
to separate from the milk. This of course
refers to summer months; as to winter, I
follow about the came rule as my neigh
bors churning when the milk is in read
iness, which depends on the weather and
the surroundings. Cor. Rural New Yorker.
Mutton Stew. Take such scraps of
mutton or lamb as are not fit for chops or
cutlets. Just cover with water. Add a
little onion and parsley, if not disagree
able, and season with salt and red and
black pepper. Boil two eggs hard, or if
making a good-sized stew use more. (Two
are plenty for five persons.) Mash or grate
the yolks fine, and stir them into a table
spoonful of butter and the same amount
of browned flour. Stir this into the
stew just before dishing. Let it boil up
once after adding this, and serve as soon
as it thickens.
f he Farmer? Union sugge
farmer should have a o, map of
his farm, with each field, t&IVfe and wood
lot, together with all the fences, roads and
ditches, plainly drawn, and either num
bered or named, so they can be readily
designated. Few farmers can appreciate
the real value of one until they have tried
the experiment, for with a map of the
farm before you you can direct your work
men to any part of it without the possi
bility of their making a mistake. You
can plan improvements and estimate their
cost at your leisure instead of spending
half a day of your valuable time in sur
veying the land itself. Any person with
a little ingenuity and patience can draw
a map of his farm. It should be about
two feet square, or larger if desired, and
drawn upon thick card-board, to prevent
its being torn or defaced. Let our farm
ers try the experiment and they will soon
earn its value.
Currant Cakes. Take six ounces of
currants, the same quantity of pounded
loaf sugar, a little gratea nutmeg, half
pound of butter and three-quarters of a
pound of dried and sifted flour; rub the
butter with the flour till they are well
mixed, then add the other ingredients and
bind thm with three beaten yolks of
eggs and two or three spoonfuls of rose or
orange-flower water. Roll it out and cut
it into round cakes with the top of-a
wineglass or tin.
Rev. Dr. Stratton, of the Methodist
Church, has been talking temperance sta
tistics on the largest scale. Clergymen
cost $12,000,000 yearly; criminals,
40,000; lawyers, $80,000,000; intoxicating
drinks, $700,000,000. The city of New
York Invests $65,000,000 in manufactures,
$90,000,000 in seventy one banks, and
$200,000,000 in the liquor business.
A BOLvnoH of pearl ash in water
thrown upon a fire extinguishes it instant
ly; the proportion is four ounces, dis
solved in hot water, and then poured into
a bucket of common water.
How to Quit the Tobacco Habit.
In reply to inquiries from correspond
ents as to " How to Leave Off the Use of
Tobacco," the Science of Health publishes
the following, from " Tobacco-Using," by
Dr. Trail :
" Touch not, taste not, handle not"
Do not think for a moment of substitutes.
Abandon the foul thing at once and for
ever. Do not try abstinence as an experi
ment, but adopt it as a duty, a principle,
a necessity. Differences of opinion exist,
and much discussion has been had on the
question whether it is better to abandon
the habit of tobacco-using at once, or
leave off by degrees. My answer is, Leave
off at once. The experiment has been
thoroughly tested, in cases of liquor
drinkers, of leaving off gradually or sud
denly, and the result has always been in
favor of breaking off at once.
Dr. Day, the Superintendent of the
Inebriate Asylum, publishes a letter, in
which he advocates the practice of totally
withdrawing from the habitual drinker
all liquor, in opposition to the prevalent
idea that the patient must be gradually
weaned from the use of alcoholic sub
stances, and founds his assertion on the
fact that he has treated 2,500 cases of ine
briety during the past ten years. He be
lieves that a man who has been in the
habit of drinking a quart of liquor per
day will suffer more br being allowed
only a pint, and gradually less, with
in the 6ame lapse of time, than
he will if he is kept altogether from
the use of it The blood of such
patients is, in his opinion, poisoned
by the substances which alcoholic liquors
contain, and he does not therefore, see
the necessity of administering any more
of such poison, even in infinitesimal
doses. lie believes that nothing short of
absolute abstinence will keep the inebri
ate cured after he is raised up from his
lormer life of degradation.
The morbid desire for tobacco will be
overcome with much less suffering on the
whole by discarding the poison at once.
The least indulgence perpetuates the dis
ordered condition of the nervous system
on which the desire depends. There is
no safety for the patient until the morbid
irritability of the nervous system is sub
dued, and its normal sensibility restored ;
and this can never be accomplished so
long as the least particle of tobacco is
habitually used. An infinitesimal dose
the least quantity that the organic in
stincts can appreciate is sufficient to
prolong forever the shattered state of the
nervous system; and, until this is re
stored, the patient is not safe tor a mo
ment. Until then, he can have no self
sustaining will-power. Until then, the
smell of tobacco, or the sight of a cigar,
may reproduce the morbid craving with
irresistible force.
Much, however, may be done to miti
gate the miseries of the sufferer during
his transition state; and having had a
large experience in the management of
these cases I may confidently venture the
following practical suggestions.
For a few days the patient should
be entirely quiet. He should abstain
from business, and do as little thinking
as possible. lie should take a warm bath
daily; and whenever he has severe head
ache, or feels distracted with restlessness,
he should lie down, take a warm foot
bath, and have warm wet cloths as warm
as he can well ber applied to the head.
He will also find it greatly advantageous
to adopt a very simple dietary. He
should, for a week or two at least live
principally on good ripe fruits and plain
bread ; and even eat sparingly of these.
All overloading of the stomach will occa
sion headache, and aggravate the general
feeling of wretchedness. He should also
exercise very moderately.
These rules, adhered to for a few days,
will emancipate the patient from . one of
the worst of slaveries that ever degraded
human nature. But if weeks, or months,
or years were required, the victory would
be worth all it cost It is rare, however,
when the plan I have briefly sketched is
A xti-Periodic or Fever
s Tonic has estab
lished KTo.mc! V . - -$sWU. i ) re.
ii is uiuv an the real urn i " 0yytr''!
able and harmless Chill medicine ILV n-
Its efficacy is confirmed by thousands xttw
tificates of the very best people from all parts
of the country. It cures malarious diseases
of every type, from the shaking agues of the
lakes and valleys to the raging fevers of the
torrid zone. Try it! It has never been known
to fail. Wheelock, Finlat & Co., Propri
etors, New Orleans.
A Noble Enterprise. By a bold innova
tion upon old theories, the National Surgical
Institute, Indianapolis, Indiana, has achieved
a name and work of philanthropby most envia
ble. It is the great Bethesda of the nation.
Thousands of the halt, lame and diseased, the
paraiytic, those with deformed Limbs, Spine
and Face, and those suffering with Files, Fis
tula, Catarrh and Chronic Diseases, here find
relief. Send for circular.
The Magic Inkstand. Have you seen it?
If not, you have missed the greatest curiosity
of the century. It is a little factory, and
makes its own ink, of all color, and enough
to last one hundred years. It retails at only
two (2) dollars, and can be bad at all station
ers and booksellers, or by mail, writing to R.
C. Root, Anthony & Co., New York, or J.
M. W. Jokes, 104 Madison street, Chicago.
Wi have seen it stated in various papers
throughout the country that agents for the
sale of Sheridan's Cavalry Condition Pmoders
were authorized to refund the money to any
person who should use them and not be satis
fied with the result We doubted this at first,
but the proprietors authorize us to say that it
is true.
Johnson's Anodtnk Liniment is, without
doubt, the safest, surest and best remedy that
has ever been invented for internal and exter
nal use. It is applicable to a great variety of
complaints, and is equally beneficial for man
or beast
The best Investment SILVER TIPPED
Shoes. Five cents laid out for Silver Tips
adds one dollar to the worth of a pair of shoes.
Parents try it.
Thirty Tears Experience of an Old
Horse.
Mil. Winblow's Soothing Stjct 1i the prescrip
tion of one of the best Female Physicians and Nurses
In the United States, and has been used for thirty
years with never-falling safety and success by mill
ions of mothers and children, from the feeble infant
of one week old to the adult. It corrects acidity of
the stomach, relieves wind colic, regulates the bow
els, and gives rest, health, and comfort to mother and
child. We believe it to be the Best and Surest Reme
dy In the World in all cases of DYSENTERY and
DIARRHOLA IN CHILDREN, whether It arises from
Teething or from any other cause. Full directions
for using will accompany each bottle. None Genuine
unless the fac-almUe of CUKTIS PERKINS la on
the outside wrapper.
Bold bt aix Mawcisra Duuu.
Children Often Look Pale and 81c It
From no other cause than having worms In the stom
ach. BROWN'S VERMIFUGE COMFITS
will destroy Worms without injury to the child, being
perfectly whitb, and free from all coloring or other
injurious Ingredients usually used In worm prepara
tions. CURTIS BROWN, Proprietors,
No. 215 Fulton street. New York.
Sold by Druggist and Chemttu, and Dealers In
Medicine, at Twxtt-fit Cents a. Box.
Godey. The illustrations in the April
number of Godey's Lady'i Book are : A handsome
steel plate, " Tne Renewal of the Lease Refused ;"
a beautiful Colored Fashion plate ; Alphabet for
marking linen ; an Extension Sheet of the latest
fashions in dresses, spring coats, shoes, and arti
cles of every kind necessary to complete the toilet.
There is also an engraving to please the jnveniles.
The number contains several short seasonable
stories and the usual amoant of other interesting
reading matter. Much valuable information will
be found in the different Household departments.
Published by L. A. Godt, Philadelphia, Pa., at
$3.00 per year; four copies $10.00, and a beautiful
chromo to each subscriber.
"NOTTII'VO BETTER, said Tr. JoTin Ware, of
Boston, than Caller Bros." celebrated VEGETABLE
fULMONAItY BALSAM.forColdsandConsumptiou.
WHEN WRITIHO TO ABVKBTWERS
Jrane say yoa saw the advertisement
in thin panrr
HOUSEHOLD
PANACEA
ajto
FAMILY
LEmiENT.
HOUSEHOLD
PANACEA
AID
FAMILY
LINIMENT.
Why Will Ton Suffer I
To all persons suffering
from Rheumatism. Neuralgia,
Cramps in the limbs or stom
ach. Bilious Colic, Pala Is the
back, bowels or side, we would
say Thx Household Potacxa
ast Fajcilt Lxrorxjrr Is of all
others the remedy yoa want
for internal and external use.
It haa cured the above com
plaints In thousands of eases.
There is no mistake about it
Try it. Sold by all Druggists.
ad ARMS. BatlsnaoUun Quay.
,ruWl. Pamphlat Piss.
'CHAR it- KVANR UumfMr.
19 Pourta Surest, - LOD18VILLB, XT.
SPLENDID AND UNPARALLELED
TRIUMPHS
i
OT TBI j
TCheeler & Wilson
Sewing Machine Co.,
'r
NEW YORK,
Over Eighty-one Competitors,
AT THX
WORLD'S EXPOSITION, VIENNA, 1873, &c.
1. The Knlsrtit'a Cross or the Imperial
Order of 'Francis Joseph, conferred by
His Apostolic Mnji'Kty the Emperor of Austria
Bpon the Honorable Nathaniel Wfccler. President
Of the Wheeler & Wilson Sewlne Machine Compa
ny, as the founder aud builder of howiug Machine
Industry. ' .: -
3. The Grand Diploma of Honor, recom
mended bv the International Jury for this Sewing
Machine Company onlr, for their important con
tributions to tne maierikl and social welfare of
mankind
3. The Grand Medal for Progress, rwarded
for their New No. 6 bewiug MaciUne. belnij for
progresi made since thefarls Exposition of 1867,
at which the only Gold Medal tor 6cwlng Ma
chines was awarded to this Company. Hence the
Vienna award marks Prooren not from a low
level or inferior medal, but from a Gold Medal,
the highest award made at Paris.
4. The Grand Medal for Merit, for ne de-
velopment of Needle Industry aud excellence and
superiority of manufactured samples exhibited.
5. A Grand Medal for Merit, for excellence
and superiority of Cabinet work, the only award
of the kind In this section.
6. Medals for Several Co-operators, of the
"Wheeler St Wilson -Company for superior ability.
7. The Official Report, pnbllshed by the Gen
eral Direction of the Vienna Exposition, signalizes
the tuprenvicy of the Wheeler & Wilson Company
for quantity and quality of manuiacture, and po
sition in the Sewing Machine business, follows t
OFFICIAL REPORT. VIENNA EXPOSITION, SEW
ISO MACHISKS. &a.
(GEOCP 13, BIG. 2, B.)
" The greatest Pewlng Tf aohine Manufactory In ' the
alone has brought already over 900,WiO of their Sew-
. . . ii i . . . r i ..a a 1 ha fixtiin crp nm.
ductlon of the parts by machinery Is so regulated that
each complete machine may be used as a eauinle for
exhibition. This firm produces 600 well-adjusted ma
chines daily.
- The latest production of this firm, nd which 13
the wonder of the Vienna Exposition, Is thelrnew So.
6 Sewing Machine. This universal machine sews the
heaviest leather harneaa and the finest gauzes with a
truly pearl stitch.
"Wheeler & "Wilson have received the highest
prizes at all World's Expositions, and at the ienaa
Exposition were extraordinarily alaUnguisuea."
Further Distinguished Honors.
Nrw Tobk, Sept. 15,1875.
THE GRAND MEDAL OF HONOR
OF THK
American Institute, New York,
"Waa unanimously recommended by Judges
of Sewing Machines for
WHEELER & WILSON'S ,
NEW No. 6 SEWING MACHINE,
as being ' a decided Improvement over all other ma
chines In the market," and which " must revolution
ize certain branches of industry, especially 111 Shoe
and Harness Manufacturing."
Baittmokk, Md., October 31, 1873.
The Mahtxaitd iMniTTi has awarded Whkkl
li A Wilsox the Gold MEDAtfor their Sew So. t
ewing Machine. Other Sewing Machines received
nothing. '
" Savanwah, November 4, 1873.
At the Giobota 6tatk Fair, a Silvkk Medai
tliahinhMitinil nnlr nremiiim for Leather Stitching.
was awarded to Whkklkb : W1L6ON for samples
done on their Sew So. 6 bewing Macmnes.
Principal Office, No. 625 Broadway,
NEW
ii All the Principal Cities of tin Work
DR. WH1TTTETI. "TJ "A"5
V m9m
Lon rest augured, and mrmt cnmioI Phsiotoa f IM aS
OoaaaUMtoaarpasiptitatlrMb OsUarwrttSk
COUGHS,
Bronchitis, Asthma, and Croup.
As an Expectorant it has No Equal.
It is comnosed of the active principles of roots ami
plaru. which are chemically extracted, so as Jo retain
all their medical qualities.
THE FIKST VOLUME OF
THE MURRAY HILL SERIES.
Science in Story;
OB,
SA3I31Y TUBUS, TUB BOY DOCTOR,
Sroiiie, tho Troublesome 2TIoiikey,
Bv E. B. Toote, M. P., author of "Medical Common
bouae ' uX'laia IXue Talk," etc.. etc
This scries is Intended more
particularly for they ounfr. An
atomy, i'hveioloey and H plena
are iuextficably mixed with a
comic story of a physician s
door boy and a mischievous
monkey. Tho former is bent
upon lcpmlnfr aU the Doctor
knows, wl.ile the latter is invari
ably turuiuR up in ttieniost in
opportune manner, and puttins:
everybody and everything tutoa
complicated muddle. The series
if intenaed tOHurprlsetheyouns
mind with facts relating to tho
human svsti-m and its needs,
while at the same time it is sur
prising the reader witft the un
accountable pranks of an animal
which understands nothing but
mischief. The volumes will pi ve
a general knowledge of the hu
man boy its orgaus.f unctions
and necessities, and will plant In
the young mlinl sufficient inter
estfu these important subjects
to lead it to further Inquiry and
One who have little or
no knowledge of themselves,
and no time forstudyUigtechnl
cal books, will also find this se
ries entertaining and kibtruc
tive. Vol. I. now ready. It contains
about 2;0 pages, square I61110..
tinted paper; over sixty pea ana
ink Illustrations by Henry I
iHepllvns; bound In extra cloth.
Friee f l.M.
The first voltrme will be fol
lowed quarterly bv others (the
series not exceeding five vol
umes), contuinfiig about the
same number of pages and Illus
trations, and at the same price
per volume. Vol. I. treats of
Bones, Cartilages, Muclee, etc.
Vol. 1L will treat of the Circu
lation; Vol. 111. of the Nervous
System, etc. Contents table sent
free to any address. The series
Wiilbesoldonlybysubseriptlon.
AGENTS 'WANTED EVEKY
TYHEKE. Experienced agents
will flud these volumes just the
things to sell these times, fiend
for our circulars and you will bo
convinced. Address
MUIUIAY HILL. PUBiaSHIXG CO.,
' HiO East 3StU Street, Sew York.
a O n 3 S, cl 3 O- C Ti
2. 8 a S 2. 3-5 5
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-! X! 0 3 E r P -Z "Z. V ra
V f -t
ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM.
i 1
Tills Grrat Medicine was First Offered
For Sale Ten Years Ajo.
Its (rood uali ties were soon made known at home.
and very soon its fame was noised farand near : now
it is sold in nearly evcrv dru;r store in the t inted
States. No similar medicine stands bttrher with tht
people, it is well known on the I'acitlc coast, and
even from Australia lue ord"-i are received for it
And throughout Canai!-i it U "11 and favorably
known, aud sold everywhere.
Ministers and Public breakers,
Wbo are so often afflicted with throat diseases, will
find a sure remedy ti this libisxin. Lozenges and
Wafers sometimes give relief, but this Balsam, taken
a few tunes, will insure a permanent cure.
Will all those afflicted with Coughs orConsumptlon
give this Bulsam a fair trial? They will he nl-nse I
with tho result, ano" confess that the SIRE llE-VI-K11Y
IS l'OU.D AT 1.AST.
READ THE FOLLOWING I
"WTiat the St. Louis Journal has to say :
Rrd and Kiflkct. To such as mav desire a rem
edy for this curse of humanity. Consumption, Allen's
&.UI1K raisiu Kiven iiie Hiiciior i none.
Allen's Lung Balsam has been tried oy thousands,
who give evidence, not only by writing testimonials,
that they have been cured, but by their physical ap
pearance.
The recommendations this valuable remedy has re
ceived Trom those who know the good it has done for
tnem. place Allen s Lung liaisam in the front ruK or
the healing and life-res to rir -emedioa of t liio ceut ury .
CATJTIOV. Be not deceived. Call for AliLEX'S
LUNtt BALSAM, and take no other.
f2fDirecilons aecompany eaeh liottlf
J. N. HARRIS & Co.. Cincinnati. ., l'ronrletors.
For Sale by all Medicine Dealers.
wMTED
AGENTS
PE
sio
:K DAY.
To soil th IIOMK SIIITT1.R SFAVIKG M A
t lllN'K where we are not represented. Header!!
you can make money aellmjr the flfl.'I
TLE" whether you are EXPERIENC ED in the busi
ness or not. If you wish to buv aSKWixo Maciilnk
for family use our circulars will show you how to
save money. Address
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an wild
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willont! Truth Triumphant! Affenta.
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Jllltllllill mor monov scilme our Freor-h and
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than ata:lvlhmireie. (i real rat induce
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aw.
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as the Sulphate in the sume doses, while it nffects
the head less, is more palatable mid much cheaper.
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STANDARD LOTTA BUSTLE.
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year, A. W. Thomas,
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turer, for the Lightest,
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nsPer Day euarartoednsteg-ew
9M .'per i5 IJrUJ- Catajwroe frra.
Dr. J. Walker's California Vin
PCrar Jli Iters are a purely Vegetable
prepurttMon, mad chiefly from tho na
tive horoa found on the lower ranges of
tho Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor
nia, the medicinal properties of which
are extracted therefrom without tho uso
of Alcohol. Tho question is almost
daily asked, "What is tho cause of tho
unparalleled success of Vixegar Bit
ters!'' Our answer is, that they remove
tho'causo of disease, and tho patient re
covers his health. They are tho great
blood purifier and a life-giving principle,
a perfect Iienovator and Invigorator
of tho system. Never before in the
history of the world has a medicine boon
compounded possessing the remarkable
qualities of Tinkoar Bitters in healing the
sick of every disease man is heir to. They
are a gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic,
relieving Congestion or Inflammation oj
the Liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious
The "properties of ,Dk. walker'?.
Vinegar Bitters ure Aperient, Diaphoretic,
Carminative, Nutritious, L.axatiye, uiureuc,
Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorific, Altera
tive, and Anti-Bilio'is.
ru i. picro.i,r a co..
Drugrpists and Gen. Apts., SuivFrancisco, California,
and oor. of WttKhintrtonlrml Charlton Sts., N. Y.
Soll ty nil Irjg?rtsta and Ienlers.
IMBORTEIt .PATTERNS.
Fashions for Spring and Summer.
Tram Smltb'i ratttra Bauar.
I023 PLAINNTS3 b!ne
a ryjTomlnent featare in ALL
thm NEW co turn, tfa bor
rait will have rreat favor es
pecially a It ia becomln r to ry ttyla ol th-nr. Rrqaire 3
ydi. of -.4tDch gooda. Prica of pattern, wtih cloth modal. 24
eaota. mailed.
1800 Ovarastfrt for different kind af material t thm etralgM
ids breadth U the prevailing feature in the new coetamee- It
Is economical, require only 4 yard of 24-inch goods. Pat
tern, with cloth model, iocenta.
fW g r U the nam of the tnoet beautiful
MaW M. Jm. Ifci-V tylih and EASY Polonaiaee wt
have received thi season. It is filed with reflated shirt
trinjr; by untying them the polonaise become a plain Sarqne
without loop or gather. A grand thing for with rood, hy
drawing th shirr string again it ia a polonaise with panniera
neatly sod perfect'v djutad. We send a neat little CLOTH
MODEL wsih patto.. Price of Put tern, with Cloth Model,
$l.i0. Will be girn a p-Tnium to one anberriber.
We give a perfect CLOTH MODEL, with every pat
tern, which ahowajaat how to put the garment together alter
being cut by the pattern. They are perfect Cuidet
SMITHS
Instant Dress Elevator
THIS CUT .how how bmrati.
fully i TON J Skirt It ebanrrd into a
Straight Front Walking Vim by
tb. IWtlU KI.H HUH. Vi.im
raia. your .kirt wtril. naaafnfr a mud
dy place and then let It fall, or you
can keep it railed with the Kill.
loK. IT k'p the akin frnn th.
FILTH. IT LOOPS the Vkirt in a
TASTFFI'L and FASHION AhLE
MANNER. IT SAVES more tha
TKN TIMKS it. CObT beide brine
CONVENIENT. NEAT. and
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In a scientific combination of two well-known meili
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corruption, aud decay ceases. It purifies the sources
of disease.
Cod Lirer Oil is Nature's best assistant la resisting
Consump'l'in.
Pat ii in large -wclcr n prfl bottlrs,
bcnrintltr inventor'. ina1 u rr, ntl is
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RADWAY'S READY
XL 33
Cures the Worst Pains
ijt tkom
ONE TO TWENTY HINTJTES.
NOT ONE HOUI.
AFTCB BBADIKO THIS ABTIBT1SKMI1TT
Need any one Suffer with Pain.
Kad way's Beady Belief Is a Cure fur every Fain.
IT WAS tUM TIB ST A1TD It
THE ONI..Y PAIN It KM EDY
. . i..i . th. moat excrnelatlne Dalns. allays
I'm. iii" ... " "j - - ... ...
InfUinwtlons, and cures Congestions, whether ol tha
Lunes, Stotrfwa, Bowels, or omer Kmuu or ui.aua. j
sue application,
IV FROvM OKE TO TWESII M1M its,
bo matter how Tlolent or exertlrtatlng the pain tha
ICIIKUMATIC. Ued-riddcn. Infirm, Crippled. Si roos,
NenrtlKio, or prostrated with discs) may saner,
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
MILL AFFORD INSTANT EiSE.
LKFLAMMATIOX OF THE KIDXETB.
INFLAMMATION OF THK BLALIUtlfc
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS.
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGB.
BOBE TIIKOAT, DIFFICULT 13UEATHING.
PALPITATION Or THE U1AK1.
HYSTERICS. cnOUP, DirHTHKIilA.
CATAKUU, INFLUENZA.
HEADACT1E, TOOTHACHE.
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM.
COLD CniLLS. AGUE CHILLS.
The application of the Itrnrir TtHlef to tha part
or parta where the paiu or dllUculty exls will allord
e"e and comfort. - ...
Twnty drops In half a tnmhler of water will. In a
few momenta, eure trampa, hpam, 'otir Momach.
Heart barn, rick Headache, Diarrhea, Dvaentery, Colic.
Wind tn the Howels, and alllniernol I'alnii.
Travelers should always carry a bonis of Rnd
Wendv Hrlief with them. A lew droiw In
Water will prevent sickness or pains from change of
water. It U better Uiaa French BmiiOy ur Biiuars as a
stimulant
FEVR AND AGUE.
Fever and Airne enred for fifty rents. There Is not
aremedml arent tn this world that 111 cure h cverauil
Ap.and a"i Pther lalarloa.lUllon s. arl;t,Tvpii..ld.
Tellow and other Fevers (aided bv lUr wa" Bl'lixak-
so quica. as luvwAi
Flftr Ccnle per Hoitle.
-- j-7 cr"iita vc'nt-d. Send suuiif
5? I .O'to A. H. ULA'.U & CO .r-t. Louis.
HEALTH! BEAUTY!
BTKONO AND PUKE RICH RLOQP-I NCREASE OF
FLESH AND WEIGHT CLSA
AND BEAUTIFUL COMPLKS.'ON
6ECUKED TO ALL.
DR. RADWAY'S
Sarsaparillian Resolvent
HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING CUF.EB; SO
QUICK. SO RATID ARE THE CHANGES TUB
BOOT UNDERGOES, UNDER THK IN
FLUENCE OF THIS TUL'LY WON
DERFUL MEDICINIl, THAT
Every Day an Increase in Flesh and
Weight is Seen and Felt.
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
Every drop of the ff MtSAPARTT.T.IAV RESOl.V.
ENT communicate, throach the MkKxl, Sweat, t rine,
and other fluid and. Juices of the svajem, t he vlor of
lile, Ior it repair, the waies of the body wirti new snd
sound material Scrofula, Syphilis, CoiiHun.ntlon,
Glandular DlKeiiae, Ulcers In the Throat, ilouth.
Tumors, Nodes tn the Glands and other parts of tli
syaiem. Sore Eves, Sirumorona dlclrtrres frrm lha
eara. and thewsTvt forms of bkln di iise. LrnpiUins,
fever bores, Scfd Head. Ring Worm, bait Rheum.
ErvHipelas. Acue, Black Fbots, Wjjniis In the Heah.
Tnmors, ..'sneers In the Womb, and aJI weakenlnp ami
paint'uj dlRchwues, NlKht sweats, and all waanw oX
the life principle, are within the curative runue of this
wonder of Modern Chemistry, asd a few days' ue will
prove to any person ufiiiu it for eilhci of these forms
Of disease. Ha potent pqwer to cure them.
If the patient, dally lecomlni; redm-d by the wastes
and decomposition that is continnnJly proKreslnr. ("'
ceeds in arrealine thiae wnnlea, smf repairs the aamo
with new material made from healfhy blood and this
the SAItSAI'AIClIXIAN will and does iwcurt a cura
la certain ; far when once this remedy eomim-nces lis
work of purities t Ion, and succeeds in diminlshlNK tha
ltx-s of wastes. Its repairs will be rapid, an I every day
the patient will feel hlmaeir growing briterand alrone
er, the fool diirestinif better, appclko Iiuprovhig, and
fleab and weiht increaslnit.
Not only does the Sa its apahtt.iia?v Krsot.vfnt- excel
all known remedial agents In the cure of chrome, t-cro-fuloua,
ConaUtutionaland bkln discast i, but it is tha
only positive cure for
KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS,
Urinary and Womb dieaaes, Gravel, lMalwtc, Drortayy
Moppaae of Wafr, liuwintlnenee of I'rlne, IlriKht s
Disease, Albnmitiurla, and In all cases where there ara
brick-dnat depoaita, or the water ia thick, cloudy, mlxel
with substances like th white of an e-'i, or thrrals
like a hiie silk, or there l a morbid, dark, bilious ap
tearance, and while loiie-du.t dcialt, and wlicn ihera
Is a pricking, burninR atnaallon wlien pnaaine water,
and pain in the small ol the back and along the loins.
Tumor of 12 Years Growth Curod
by Radway's Resolvont.
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DR. RADWAY'S
Perfect Purgative and Regulating Pills,
Perfecllr taxleless, eleeantly coated lth sweet rttm,
purse, reculale, purify, cleanse and urenirthcn. H
wav's I'llla. for t lie cure of all rtlaorders of the S'oin
a li. Liver. Bowels. Kldii-ys, Htaddcr, Nerv.Mia Jl'
e. Headache. CoiiHpaiin, astlveiie.a, Iiv.nrestlon.
Dyapepxla. Uiliouancss. iliiioua 1 l s Rod 1 5 P"''
Fevers, Inflammation of the ftowtli, l'liea. and ll de
ranceni, ins of the internal Viscera. Warranted to
effect a positive cure. I'ur.'ly Vegetable. contal-Jntf
no mercury, nUnerals, or deleterious drujja.
JTObserve tire following symptoms resuming f on
Dlsoraers ol the uigestlve Organs:
Constlpstion. Inward Piles, Fullness of the Wood in
the Head, Acidity of the r-tomach. Nausea, Heart f.nrn,
DlHustof Food, Fullness or Veiybt In the Moniach.
vour Krnctatlons, Hnklmr or rinitertr.s at tiie Pit . of
the Stomach, Sw'nnninn of the Head, Hurried and Dlf
fleuKllreathlng, Fluttering at the Heart, Chaklnc or
suttocaiitil r-ensations when In a I.ylitK PoMure. I)lm
neaaof Villon, Dots or Webs Iwfore the Msht. rever
and Dull Pain In the Head. Heflelenry of ivrsplratlon.
yellowness of the Skin and Fyes, Pain In the MSe,
Chest, Limbs, and Sudden Flnshea of Hat , Purntng in
the Fleah. A few doaea of KAliVVA 'S 1'I I.I.S wbl
free the system from all the above-named disorder.
Price Hi Centa per Box. fold br I)rn kkIsIh.
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TLTE GKEAT ALTERATIVE
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It is not a quack roetrnm.
Tho intfredionts nre jiublisLetl
on each Loltlo of zncdirine. It
if4 tiPPtl andrpcommended Vy
rbysiciana wlK'revtr it Ijbh
fyi3 Ji poeitiTcly euro SOIIOFVLA
lit, 1(9 -1 A I " " ' ' . ' ' '
MAT1SM, WJJTJJ AUV;.
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AV1 r
j which too will Lid ctrfifioHtf b
frcm rf lioblo rrd tmRtwortDy
rhysicians, Ministers of the
Gotpel rd otLrra.
f rlnl)PliiiMiiit iu'iniirf fr'rofma
-J r ?TJ and other distasta with n.mh sstiBfao
JM
ml
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tion.
Til T n v-rV nf Paltlrrnre. recorrv-
meiida it to 7l jersoi;s uflerinr with
diM-seed Blood, sayiru it is surx-rior to
ar v 1 rt rsratiou l.e I ta ever vnd.
Eev. fcatney Xall. of Uie j sittanra
M. . tonlJuie t-octh, snys be has
teen to much ! m fin d l y i' ". u-
l e cbeerftilly reroir ir:t ; H toaULia
friends rd scqnsiclsi ct s.
a. T Ti-in-itt, at flnrdnns-
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t... ...... .a it urcd him of J.heu-
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IHE BQSADALI3 IN CONNECTION WITH OUR
jr" ir'fH
will cure Callls and Frer, llvfr Complaint. Dys
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ll other Blood Purifiers, bend for Discnttive
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