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All ltd i lis hi t fee avaitriiy."
lintMttul bH era. ( uU zuut
rabt.
-fn(J Htory.
official pafi::: .of the
CITY ASD COUNTY.
J. A. HACMURPHY, Editor.
PERSEVERANCE CONQUERS."
TERMS : $2.00 a Year.
Teres, ia Adrancs.
)o oopy. one roar
One copy, six months
is em Orirvaf tl FrasiP fer rale ty TT
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.Volume 8.
Plattsmouth, Nebraska, Thursday, January 30, 1873.
Number 44.
ttieult. at l elm t fl tf. ti n v
I. Jd.a
son. frrtr. tUt tt.ttf Max
and Ttiid.
One 'opt. three rnocths
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ATTORNEYS
f ARO"T r. SMITH .v STA RBR A?
il tor r s Ln. P.-a-it'.-e in sol the courts
f the tt te. Spscbil Jut'-'.tion iriven U oollc
ti'.n and i.M'erof i rlat
Ofice over th Pout unite. Pl.-ittsuK-.uth. Net.
Ft. WHEt'LIK. Co. Altom-vsa- Law,
Pif-ial at'-nti"-.. giv to r.rolit u-
jgnov l iH.nl itlj Ofr.oe in the .-W
viU Black. Main Street. PlaUsmouta. fte
kraska. V f A XW ELTi CUA '"MAN-Attnrre
l Law and a-dictt!-In CKrrery. "lntt
ibttth. Nebraska. Gffic? ia Fuzrald'sFiocs.
" r R. T SK?'!. Attorn" at T,7-Oro
11. oa Main SwmL ,r Ch.wiii t Drag
St.m. Svecud attention given
to collection
f claims.
PI1YSICTANS.
T) P.. LIVINfiSTOS. Phvsi.-i.n an I S-ir-tn
t iierj m proi.-SKiotial ferrice '
Oiecitin oi ;.uiio'ntv. Ucsl.lrnca'onth-ast
eomerof Oak and .Sixth tro: oTiee on M n
nfMC r,n do'r wert f Lymfco' Lumber i ara
?l'Umourh-.2l'- .
1W.R'VL1JJ1 '"'wo nl rhysic'mo
Lste si :.n-'n Ciie o' tb A'nvo1
the Potiir.. Pltni.iat', e ril'-j. ,Tic
t O. K. J-hos"D' rroc Stor Mii.n utrft
"Irm. s;iiu.PK x t:c ir .fc mit LK". "rw
J ' ti ling !'h tni !D.,n Mer Ci'icV.
Q.tuof ibo-n le f . nJ lh.e dry Dd
Iglit, hn not away on proiTe!i nal businea.
JIALLLIGUTED AT SiauT.
dia w3i!y
INSUKANCK.
IVnEElER JkVKSXVn Rl Ertate and
7 Tax i'iiyinn Agtnts, X iu n PublwKire.
acl Lifo Inara-uyc AoxU, I'lftta jiouth. Ie'o
suijia. i-.f
1HELPa PAINE-Ceneral Inurane AkH
KeprMrnt xo t the oiit reliable Ccia
yat in ihe Uaiwd Stm.
tijiea wita Bitdm .V l'ulioek to Eitzceral-ir
ok iiaoTJAwtt'
IIOTKLS.
jjR)(nfsTT()USEr
V . . JOaii FIT7.G EKALD Proprietor
Miia Street, Bctwpeii 5th aiid 6th St.
MLSCKLLANKOHS.
rox nociz2 KEHri i.y all
U Ve a eJ 3
i terun. Money iret'i r.iiil-
r by Akuji teUif
thi.a bo.ikj. boa I tor
POETEC. A COXTE'?. PoWi.her.
iAJL?t GaIlGi?tv-
Or Photrranh. Anit3t7T and copy''
r.-PU .ctur.. p''.:j r r.l.rcl. Pin-sr in
rlk. ltur oil. All work neatly exejjt-J
aad rrJtxl t ie aaf;to'. .
. V. LKO.I A itL Artnt.
liisx JSiiia Piattemath.
PHILADELPHIA 70?..
SOLOMON & XATIIAX,
Faacv Dry Goods,
Xjidioa' Famishing
Hoticns,
Gootltj,
Largest, diespet, ci Ties Aasoitoj
Stock in the City.
JTSrStcrc oq Min. ltwoen 4'h ani 5tb
atreet.i. Fitt?itioutb, Nebraska.
0J6 wlo'Utxtf
S. I. EL S1 3E2 B..
t"MERCKAf.T TAILOR
It in receipt of the fines and
BEST ASSORTMENT
Of Ci-impre. Cfoths.Vostings Sec
aver brcigbt to the ci:r, which
I will oiake up iu the
" rjattn:i uth, Aynl IS,
d!5 Hiw.f.
LfSCI CIIXKII'C
K bra nka City
Genera! Afimt Dtp't North neat.
union Central
Life
GO
Of Ciseicacvi Otito,
J. n. PRSSSOTT.
H'ylWiwtf
Local A tret
Lo.k to Your Chiidren.
The Great Sothin Uemi'.y.
MRS. ! Garo.' colic and sripl.n ini Pr".ee
Whiieomb's the b.txe'.s, and t iit'-.l ,
Sru3. the "rwtM of trjti,nif. n'i
MRS. I Sublne c wnlrd-ins and; Priee
Whitsomb's OTe-cim" s.":l .ii-o-a..-? iiici-t 2
t?rru!. iT t :nf int S o'lar n !..-
MS. ' Cure. lN:rrh-ei. lveita 1 r'-ice
fhiteomb'i T nnd saini.iTroomiJl :iat 2
Byrup. .chiidreo t'eit -Ks. loeste.
It t:ke rt lnn..' aul ChiMren'snS-mth-inj
Kemedy. in s'.l ii. .rderj br.)U3t on by
teeihinc r any other rs.
Prep.reiby the lirifion Medicine Co St
Lnnis Mo. .
Sold hy dracgisU aad deoiers in M dino
wvery whre. d ecJ i J t
H.J. ST JJ EIGHT,
B 0 OK-SEL LlJi.
Stationeru
AND PAPER CFALCR.
PLATTSMOUTH, NEB.
U4 ilmband w t w
VMS. A. D. VHITC0.M3
Dress and Cloak rakci.
ULooms thrae ioors west of BroakiUoaM
CUTTING &.FZTT1.V
made a epee'aUr.
Patterns of ail kindi eotuUnUy on naal
S3wva
MACHi;i E : HOP!
Waijinnn t$ Curli.
. IMnttiiioii,,i, IVeb.,
Bepairer of SUaai nxine. Boilera. Saw and
Grin Mill. - - ,
la hd1 Sreom Fittnr-. " roucht Iron Pipe
t'f.rt e and Tilt iunii. Steato Uauge. alaa''
Valve tiovernor. and ull kioia of
Brass Engine Fittings,
furnished on ihort notice.
T ARMING MACHINERY
THE 02L.I
A Heavy Stock of Goods on
Hand.
Xo on 1 1 and JVo Tntrrrt n Borrowed capital
to It Made Cjf Cuftmert J !
OLDEST
ESTABLISHED HOUSE IN THE
CITY.
6. sotmv,
North nid-s Maio between Seeon 1 an I Third iU.
1'ak.ei pleasure ia announcing to
Farmer nnd iTIechnics.
Xliht he has aa larte and U electd Mf.-k of
Dry ioHli. Srocrie. Pror sioiip. a wro
eer brought to t e ci y of Platuaouth.
3- It trill ecot yoa n..tv.inc toll k t tiem
whether y-u uy or K'!; '7, 'a,lul' ' tt
abieto tali w..T other )jrue try to ,,,,'JI
. Jijwt;
y wB.
jloncy Saved
Buying Yoar Green-house and
Bed-ina Pianta.
AT CM
Gardens
ir
ON'T send Eat for Pian wh?n .iu ran
jcet iart a c o I Mr imi innnfy m"Tj
htr-. T m nu iwo' tnen I an-i pvrms i
froiiid i:y h:ir I have the larrrt tint hct
tiii-k Piantu evr i D'ered for hhIo intt w-nt
and urop-'. to tie!' thetn at reaannabie jricea.
lie are iv ead for iny
Now Bescrlptlvs Catalogus.
vhi-h will be ?tt fre- ti nV who anpty ';r tf
Th-n iv. no roar orders, an i I feel cona ent
I can utisfy yoa. hpocfii
reb. 13 diw PlatinouthAob
PLAlTSMaUm MILLS!!
PLANTS!! OTJ ni. XE33lKA
C0RAO UEISEL - - - - Proprieto'
Flnnr fiin Mel F -e t. c 'wav.. on hand
aul firaalj; lowe-it Ch Prices.
.The Hi(tUot prises paid for Wheat and
Corn.
Cray-I'articular tttetti.ni given to cus
tom work.
FARMER'S EXCHANGE.
Hoover, .
LOCTISVlLLfJ, XEB.
o
Ke?p eonst.tnt'.y on hand all atapl articles
tuch as
Coffca
Sugar,
Tobrtcco,
Dry Goods
TIoof n.l Shoe. An.,
To f.iM pr'vttiinT nir ill v Vent I a J'i tv
"trt.. w'-ii-b w"l in '.M on rni'l rrotit fnr
Cash, AS! kind of PrJ lnea taken in exchnnge
f.r aood. an I
liipiiost Market Vncp civon tn cah
19-w for Grain.
"aSTJW STORE
Vcsping Vater Nebraska.
rFAK. Lisna & CO
BCCC'SKKS TO
II03.T0N A J2XKS.
OCA LIKS t
General Merchandise.
ticcn as
oar Kor?.
GKOCETE15.
IIAP.DWAftW.
QUEENS WARE.
HAT?. CArS BOOTS.
SHOES. XOTIOXS. i
W re Atrenw fcr
wn'crx L Siba Sewing Machine
:.i.LJKlt. Prpr:tto'.riavfng recently !
P-'i.!0 inoroua-n raomsgordc
i will b p4
RELIABLE
PURISSlfilA ET OPTIMA.
' Thla unrivalled Melicinx ia warranted not to
eouta n ai priu eor Me'cury, or any in
jurious mineral nub-tance bat ii
PURELY VEGETABLE.
Forfortr tears it han nroVfd ita areat r-la
In all diMma nf thn I.ivftr. 1! iwL. and Kidnevi
' ho: -rand ot the vood and if reat in all p rts of
the country vourh fr itc wonderful and neca
liarpowe In purilying the blood, mimula ins;
the t rpid Irrr and bowels, and imparting
new I fn nd Virort- th whole t"ietn. im
niona' Liver Kcnulator i acknowledged to have
o cooal at a
I.TVER MEDICINE.
It contain, four in -ii- element . never uni
ted in the same haKpy proportion in any other
lr paratioo vii . a irentle Onth.iric wonder
ful To ie. an un-ez -eptionable Alterative and
a certain Corrective of nil ira nritie of the body
Such etgnal pucsm hnn attcnJe t its use. that ic
is now rrrded he
GUEtl' UVFAILIJTO SPCIIO.
for Livr um-lt nt a d the painful offering
thereof, ti-wit. I)vipep-'ii. to s-icati n.
Jaundice Bilious at a ks Sick hevltche. Oolie
Deprej-fion of piita. Sour 6tniaca. Heart
Burn. &c A-r.
iicgala a'he liver and prevent.
CHILLS AND FEVER.
Prepared only by J. II ZSl LIV CO.
j.)rucKt. Mon. Oa.
Send fr.r a cirenlar and "f-'o Arrh .feet.
Price 51; by mail l. f Philadelphia P.
iorsai.byj H BUTTERY,
janSwly. Platt?mouth. Neb.
A SrrlnJ Stnry IiV I'll. HOLL A NO. -te .-
rjf By SAXZ fit). M. A Long Stum from
BRET HAUTE.
BRILLIANT AHUAY of COS rpIBUTOP.S.
CLARENCE COOK on Fi'RNITURE
and DEfX)R AT 10 i. R II. SI 01)
DARU on AUrilORS.
Extrardizarr Inl;aeats to 2eT Ssb-
scriTjers.
500 I4CiFH I'OK !.! e
The Pub'i.he-f of FcRissrit's M kthlt. in
'heir Pro-p -ctu jnt i.sned. promise f r the
cn.uinv year a more rilli nt Array of eontr bu-to-s..
an I an in'ewe in toe variety asd beau
ty of Its illus'raM -ns al-ad v e meede I y the
critics to "fi er thti anv irhi.-h h io iiltiertn
apTteared ia an A nrina 'ij7'i."
I)r Ioi.. xi, the Editor, will writ t"e se
rial st- it of the year whi-ih will bo au'o'.iogra
phical n form. and. will he illustrated by
Mi-s Hillock. It i emitted Arilnsr Bun
n If.si l. ani will deal wito some of the moat.
d'&cult problrms of Aineri -au L-fe. It will be
comirc cedin 'be November Nnnb r.
There will be new story bv 5ax Holm
rta ur ltced llancfn.
BaKT IIaKTI. 'the btt terit'T mknrt
itoriet now liv'na. wil' contribute a character
istic storv. entitled Ihe r.pl of Hildlc
tawsi. which wi'l bo illn.tratel by Sheppard.
II ll.RTOta.x will write a series of enter
taining pipers about AutIorj. iUelr Vrr
minnl (tinrrlrriattra. Itrtiie l.lf.
ntnlllcM. erlt-n!", IiIhih. nnl -y.
AxcrifKof I'irlr4lli of l.lvlnc AiMrrl-
! M riterm. is a'so pmuiised
CYa'E CR Co..k will wr ts abo.it Fnrnllnre
Din) iti l-rralln nt AmcrlMn
flinc. Th sfl papers will be emiaenrly
p-actical as well as artistic, an ! will be illus
trated with i.esiicns and sketches by num-mu..
arti.t in addition to ihose wnich tne writer
hiireelf wi 1 furnish.
Anv ng thosn who will contribu'e are:
linns Andersen. Bryant. Bunnell. Ksleton.
Froude. Iligiinson. liiship Huntington. Bri't
tinrte. John ifay. II. II. MocHonaid. Mitch-It.
Miss Pbelp.. Stedman. Sio.;kton. Sto 1 lard. Ce
l: Thaxter. Warner. Wilkiason. Mrs. Whit
ney, besides a host of o hrs.
Watson Gi de will write The; Id -Hbl-;
ns hitherto. Prof. Joh C. Dp
conducts the Department of .! nml
Sri ee. The Departments of "tl4ne
and sioll y" and ""' nlliire nnd lr
grcs." will engage the contrib.iti ins of m ire
than a score of pens on bo'h sides of the Atlan
tic. The M'iTcat!t isu RunuCTOit sv s
"sicribner's Monthly for September is better
than u.ual. 'hi. h indicates a needless waste 1
cdi oriul brains . nd Publishers money, for the
Miiaazine was eood cn -uzh before !" AikI
yet I lie lultlMtttri rromlii? lit ni'iUc
II aill Rrller fr ItiR 4'ominz Irnrll
The Subscript!' n price is SI.OO a ye:ir, with
rpe ial rate tc Clergyman, Teachers, and
i'tisttn asters.
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EXTH0UDIN RV INDUCEMENTS
are offered to new 8ubs?riWrs:
For $5.50 the Publisheis will rend, or any
Bookseller or Xesde ilr will supidy the m-ig-
azine fur one ear. and the twolve naia'ojts o
Vols. Ill and IV.. containing the beginning o'
Mrs. Olioh.m'r Serial. "At His liate.;" lor
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b-uk numbers from the be&:nniuir; fr $li).Vl
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choip.t reeling, w th the & ist illustrations
for $11.51 or no irlv 501 pug g or a dollar !
ud will .aable every subscriber to obtain the
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Teachers.
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To ere t the
Nebraska State Orphan
Asylum,
To be Drawn in Pablic.
December 30th, 1872.
o
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o?
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Letters, po t'll&oa .vlonry dors, or py r.x
pre a.
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ted. Fo. ;ull paruculara addrws.
J. SI. PTTEIi
d3ddi-w8t General Mas.. Omaoa, -Meb.
MARK TWAIN.
A S 3:332 Letter frsra Hin A'bozt th.3 Saai-
Ibe Uoiernnimt-I'tliire Itlll-Hhli
Uy n Mil m n N-rinvn inla
ler KrnMius for Aimrxa-tluo.
-
To tho Ktlitor of ih Ntw York Tnlutu :
Si : Having explaumd wh tni 3 00
whito-t artr, .1111 suit urt of peop'e tii
5'J,0') nuiivti-'t are, i will now m ovci hi
i fie same inforiiiatioii a to Iww lliii toy
reulm. witli it- toy jMpul.itioit, isxovern
oJ. U.-a coii-iable au.l six ilifeiufii '(
uy Ihe ju-tiutt t the piMce ami a J'iry '
Hy a aiayor ai l a bn irj if al leruiari ?
Oh. int. Hut I.y a kitu aifl a Parlia
ment ati-I a .Iinitrv ami n Privy
Council auJ a stun Jini: army (-00 wi-
lier) aul a navy (.tonni I'm ry boat ami
a lalt) au1 a ranii bench of t-upreiiie
j:i-ictf and a lor.l hiuh KherilT on each
inlauii. i hut is the way it dme. It
i like propeliin a arinj.f dish with the
Great Ki.teru' luachinery.
Sotiiet hiftif over fifty ye tn aifo the na-titrer-,
by a ru Jdon linpuUu wliieh ihey
couJd not understand tlieuiMjIve.x, burn
ed all thir idols an 1 overthrew th.; an
eieut relii.tn of the Ian I. Curiously
enough, our firt invoice of tni.-fiotiarie-were
railing around ihe Hmii at the
iitai', and they arrived j it in seain tn
l'urtii-h the people a nw ani better
meani of k race. Thiy baptized men,
women and child mi at ntiee and by
wli.ilesa e an I pioceeded to instruct
ihjiu in the i net.- nf the ne.v reiiioii
immediately al'terwurd. They built
eiior.nouj church mid received into
cniummiion a. ni;iny Mr. 5 ()MJ eoj.le in a
.'hikIo day. The fjitie of it went abroad
m the cai'th. an! everywhere the nation
rtj'iiced ; the unworldly ca led it a
rejt awakeiiiii?, an I even the unre
i;ener:it--d were touched, and spoke of
;t with admi atin. The iuis.-i.nai ies
.earnel the language, traris!ated the Hi
ire ail 1 othei t i.iWs into it, etbli-hcd
-eh !, an I even vr-e npplete coWees.
and lauirht ihe wliole icirinti to lead aiid
wri'e: the p-iiic.! and ntb!e.i aenu red
oo ieifiate e lu .atunii. htiJ b -eaiuo l.tnnl-
irr witli nail a iJoZ'ti iea 1 ana living
laiiauaires. 1 ben Ktime tw ntv y-;irp
later the iu'w-imiarie framed a co ti
t'ition which beca.ne the la of the laud
It lit'. el w.tijjtn up tu h level with hei
lord; it placed i lie tenant Ic at. the
nercy of hi landlord: it c-.taMitheil a
t.f an t etj nble pyxteiu ot taxi: ion ; if
1 -ii ie.l and sec irt d to kimr, chiefs, and
p.:ojl.; their .-everal lulitt and privu
!);!; a:i 1 in-titutul ;i p irU.iii-nc in
ariiicii a'l the etites ! tiiw realm w.-re tu
'ia repre-ente J, a. id, if 1 rettieiub'r
nhtly. it give th'i Harl.-mi nt ower to
p-l. laws over ihe Kl'ltf- Vfto.
Til K ROYAL "FiUUltE HEAD.
Things wert on swimmingly fur sevir
al yea -d, mid e-ji'?oi iiiy u tdjr ih iciti
of tht: late Kitiir's brother. tiieiiiinten-
ed atid lib .-ral miiidud Pruic. lu- wiin
lie tiled and lvamchanicii V a ut-.nd-tt
the throne, tinttels luuk a diaerent turn
He wa. oue ot your f-weii Vraee ot Uo J
King-1, and not the tifjure-h' a i" oiue
have aaid he wa; iude l, he wa the
bii;est power in tnj I lau.l all hi- diy,
aui In royal will wm fuslieie'it to create
t law any lime or u veil urn one.
lie was ma-der m the beginning, and
at the idiJiie, aui to ihe end. The
i'arluin ;ui. th tvj "riiture head," and
;t never was indoli else in hi- tune One
of hi very firt acts was to fly into a
sp2.'irli I pa-sion (when h n Parliament
voted d.Wii sme measure of hi-), and
tear th b-jauut'ul e institution into
.lired-i. ani statu t on tliem With h;s
royal No. 1S! And h .s next act wa
to violently prornfiue ihe Parliament
H.t J
1 sen i the ine noersi ahout their b t-:-
tie".-. He hated I ariniueuts a-i o-v-tti
i l
a ra-tiint: and useless ineumnr'iu.ti! u:mh
a iii2, t'Ut he ail wed them t exoL bi-ctu-e
an oii-truetiou th.'y were more
oruam -tital than real. Hi', nated uutver
su.Ftaae and detroed it at lea-t.
he to;k the insides out oi it, and left
the harmless li-'uro. Ilj'saii he wu.dJ
nut hv3 tiL-irttr- vo.iti indutriou- ie
pie's money away, an 1 m he compe l.'d
the adeiiinu oi a cia-s (tui ia ;ation to
vote, lie .-urrouu Je I him-eif with an
o jquiiiu loyal cabinet of Aint'tiet
ami oiher l'.treikiier , an I he d.c ated
hi ma-ure-. to them, ai'd through iheiu
to hi. I r lament ; an t Ih-J latter in.-ti-
t ution oj. posed them ru.-pi ctfuiiy, not to
-ay apologeticai.y, and passed tn-ui.
i nis it mil a .au kiii 1 01 loyai
aurc
head." He Was not a tool. He was j
wise sovereign : he h.ti ee:. souieihins
ot the world : he was educated and ac
ciiupli-hed, 1 nd he ttied hard to do
we.l by his peoiile, and mi ceedeii
I tietc wai no trivial royal mm-ense about
him. he dro.-ed plaiulv. poked about
ilonolulu, uiuht or dav, 011 his old horse.
unattended; he wa popular, greatly re
speeded, and even bt; loved. Perhan-
the limy man that never leared him wa-
Priuce Hnl," whom I have mentioned
h-'rciofnre. Perhaps the on!' man who
ever ventured to -peak his whole wind
bnnt the King in Pal hameiit aul on
the hu-tnu, was tlui pre-eut true heir
to the throue it Prince Hill i Mill alive,
Hi. l I have not beard that he is ilea 1.
fhis go ahead youu (-!l.w u e l to hao
die ih .AJaje-ly with nt love. and
wholly indiflereur to cons? iiihh:o : and
riein a slid le more p'm ir witti the na
tive ma-.-os than the Kuiif hi 111 -elf, per
hajm. bis nppit!on amU'ited to souie
ihincr. I he t'irek'oiuur was the cominon
talk of Honolulu mx years airo, and I s t
the starements d iwn here bee tust 1 be
liove iheiu 10 w true, and not bteiuse I
know them to Ims 'rue.
A WORD AEfit'T "PKINCK HILL."'
I itiice W lliiato is about years nf
ajjc, now. 1 siioui-i iiiiiik. H ere is no
blood letatioo-hip l.elui-to hioi uii'l tin
1 1 - . . . .
nui-e 01 ine rvauo t.aincoa-. cotue
of an ojdea and prouder race of impei -
l ui-clr.ef-and iriir- of ihe I -land of
laui. who held undisputed swav 1 here
during seveial huudn d y ars. lie is
the eleventh piince in the Urect de.-cent
a a tne natives always paid a peculiar
homage to tus venerable nobi.uy, which
they never vouchsafed to ttie oiu-hroom
Kamen au.eha. lie is considered the
true heir to the Hawaiian thr. ne. for
i in reason, viz.: .-v oyin or le.nitnr
king can iiame his own suc?esor, by th
law of the land he can name any chiaj
of Ins be p'ease-, or he can name his
brotner, or other nieutler of the roval
lanu'y. Ihe Idle kiu ha tas-ed awav
wit bout leaving son, dane liter, 'rother.
nephew, or tailier (hi father nevi-r wa
king hediedajear or two ago), and
without aiMiurSig a successor. The
I aruain Vebas power now to elect a
king, and ih: king can be chosen from
any one o the twelve chief famihe
This has been my understanding of the
aiaiter aid I am very eute i m tight
n rank. Prince William overturn any
chief in ihe i-land about as an lvur?i-h
ryai dute overiops a more earl, lie i
the only Hawaiian, nut.-ide of the royal
family, who is entitled to bear and trans
mit the title of Prinee; and he i. so
popular, that if ihe sccptr were put to
i popular vote, he would "walk over
the track."
lie uvid to lie a very handsome f How,
with a truly princely deportment, drunk
or moUt ; hut I merely sptafc figurative
ly he never was lruk ; he did not
old ' n itijh. All hi feature were fine,
an I he ha 1 a R un in nn-e that was a
mod d of beauty a'id urand.-ur. He wa
'rim full of rpirit. plm k and enterpne ;
hi h.ad w.i full of Iriiu. and hi--perch
was faeile and all alive with
point and viitor ; there was nothing un
dei handed or iwo-fai; d about hiiu, but
he always went st.aixht. at everything he
undertiM'k. without earing who saw hi
hand or undertook his ji'itue. He was
a potent friend of-America and Amcii !
can. Micn is ine true neir to ttm va
cant throi.e if he is not dead as 1 eaid
before.
. WHISKY'S ANTIDOTE.
I have .!ii!?e?ted ih it Viiliam drinks
That i nor an or jr-ction to a Sandwich
1-land-T. Whisky annul hurt them;
u cau M'ldoin evi n tangle the Ice or be
foij the brains of a practiced native. It
i only water with a flavor to it, ti
Prince Hil! ; it i- what- cider i to us
?t"islhe ail-poweiful atnt-tht pto
t.cts Ihe tover ot whi-ky. lioerei
eat. It habitually limy liuf'it.e liafutu illy
without wrious hat tn. The late knur
and his late Mster Victoria bmh diank
uniimited whi-kv, and so would the ret
of the nativeii if they could get ir. The
native beverage, awn, is so teiiihe that
uierc wlnskv l looiisnness tr it. it
; . .. t
turn a man s i-km to white nn scale.
that are m louifh a 1. g uiitiht Lite him,
and he would not know it nil he read
about it in the papers. It is made of a
root of some kind. Ihe 'nualiiy
Irink this to Mime extent, but theexci.se
law has placed it almost beyond the
reach of ihe plebia;n. After nc,
what i lii-ky ?
Mny vears av:o the la'c King and hi
b oth. r vi-it tl Ca ifornia, und Mime
Sac amento loiks it ought it would be
fun to gel thin diut-k. 8o Ihey gath
ered together th tti-ot re-po;iihle o:i.
eis in the town and heirau lo fx 1 upr'-y-aty
and themselves with stroiiK brandy
punches. At the end ot two or linen
hours the cuizens wer-t all lytnit torpiu
under the table and the two prince-
were sitting dien-late. ntel saving
what a lon. lv drv country it was' I
ted it to you as it was told to me iu Sac
ramento. THE PARLIAMENT.
The Hawaiian Parli;;me .1 conir of
hai'a dozen chief-, a few whiles, nnd
perhaps thr v or forty common Kana
ka The Kimr's tnini-ter's (t.a'f a
doz-Mi white) sit with th and nil-
over all oppo-iticn to the Ivi iu's wi-he-.
I here are always two people -p-nfcing
at once the member ai I too puu:iu
translator. The little le.ni-hiture is a
irud of itself as any Parliament eould
be. und puts on m end of . T'i"
wisdom of a Kanaka legislature 1 a.-
i.rol'.und a-lb it wf our nrJiuirv run oi
State Lifi!ature. but no tinre so. Per
haps Go I makes ail Lgi -Ial tires,
alike iu tlvir respect. I re
member one Kanaka bill that struck
me ; it propoi u M).:oniiPcr. tne i-ian i-
ot'Oahn and Hawaii wHi a supeiision
hrid.ze. becauo the sea voyae between
these points wis attended with so much
ea sicknes that ihe natives we e greatly
d:-cnmmoded by it. This su-pen-inn
bridge wouli have been 150 miljs long !
To be C,.,:;l Wr' Wrtk
I?o-ton should not he rji-eouraged. It
her coiitetop'ate ihe blHsirg that befell
Cnicff' throu-h h r Gic She got rid
of a few of h'er peculiar ne wspaper men.
A hear tless wretch, who will one day
know how fire feels, when he "-poke ol
Hoston, said that a the 'Hub" ha
burned, the "felloe' must feel bad.
' Truth era hed to earth will ri-e neaiu
under some circumstances. Padmin,
of the Courier-Jouitnl, says he would
admire to see tru'h or anything else ri-o
.ljH!l, f,er j,h had quietly crushed it with
hjH jf
. The young man wlm scissors for a Pi
uavunish New Orleans papt-r, paris hi
hair in the mi Idle and claws Ihe tcano.
Owinir to the immensity ol Ids paws, a
piano h-as-been con-trueted. for hi espe-
eial ue. with shitig'e for keys.
Miniters make reau'ar d:ily calls at a
boarding houe block on lcut street,
with ihe inquiry. "Anylhinir in m.v line
this morning?' There have been seven
marriages iu the blmik in the pa-t few
months, and from the number of couples
that Mtfon !) colli steps in the moon
hht. A evident th U bu-uness has only
a
commenced.
The thermometer is down and coal i
up
The la-t number of a paper that i
.... .t ir
wad 1 rely indep inient in poipie, con
tafiS stirring id-ioiil on the beauties
f the month ot .lime.
Our Lincoln Letter.
Frcm n 0cc-ionl Corre pondent J
Lincoln, Jan. 23, JS73.
'd Herald :--If not too late, I wj
avor to fulfi l uiy ptotiiise. that 1
would occasionally send you a wotd from
the capitol.
The libj-i.-t are here, and more com
i2. Ju-t what ihe move i, I am not
auie in say, out juuge irmu ine coin
II - l 51. J" . I
pressed lips and firm look i hat the mem
bcrs will be true to their trust.
I understand that the Superintend
ents of the dinerer.t tailroads in the
Jstate are to meet the Railroad Commit
teesfiom both houses, soon, in c infer
ence, with a view to an interchange of
ideas-. As the railroad companies have
never a-kd our fcdviee an tn how much
they thould charge, or we were willing
to pay for riding on their road, I. for
one. uon t see the pron.iety ot a-kuig
them how much they will take to let u
ride. The consultation i simo'y a bad
precedent. I do net atgue that any ha
effect will necessarily result ft out a con
sulfation; but far there may be a c iu
' prouiier wj4 X think it U wf to fcUuu
an appearance of letting down. W litre
there is no temptation there ia usually
no .in. '
The fecrefary of State of ihe Third
house has issued a call for the u-ietnMinx
of the Sputter Jegi-latur.-. It is
thought that when theSquatter Govern
or arrives lis will prorogue ihe Legisla
tiire. A lively lima is anticipated. It
is tho ight that the Judge of the Agii-
cultural Society will stand by the Gov
emor. Ths candi lates for Sergesnt-at
Arms are a. thick as flies around a mo
iaes barrel. Among the prominent
mentioned candidates is the Oiator.
Fred. Douglass; Cha. Walker is also
candidate for Secretary, in the ab.-ence
of the Worthy Worthing.. I al-o un
dersiand tl.ut things will be at ranged so
as to permit ihe Paes to vote on all im
portant lYii'iiimn. In short, thing
stem to be badly luixid, and the pres
ence of the Governor is tutich desired.
Il is understood that ihe iScrg't Geu'I i
after him.
Ibis is au 1 think 01 at prcet;t.
Next time I will tell you how the Third
house &ot along with the things they
pa-.-cd. A. H. M.
Tliis, letter reached us by Thursday's
mad loo late fir last i.-ue, consequent
ly, a poit:on of it wis not tiprnjiox, and
had to be curtailed of its fair proper
tions. Ed.
A singular accident tecenily took place
iu a priniiu;: nlbce in Dublin. It appears
that a y.tunu virl h ad her c ;'"' eaUfht
by the upright revolving shift, which
tore oif the enire sc.iip an 1 ptit of the
titfht ear. vhe was removed to the hos
pital, and a search b-imr made fr iff
-ealp. it was found and kid'u y replaced
by the sutpeou.
CT72 f7AS2IKST0N C0IiZSFC5:3":::CZ.
Washinoton, I). C., Jan C, '72
Kditok iir-KALU: I send you, this
time, something not only new, but note!;
not only iiovil, but, if we consider tht
Orieuial birth and early ail vantages, or
rather disadvantages, nf the wiifer.
-oniethinv' really wonderful a a ht rar
efloit. The subject is of the first im
ik.i tatice, an I i ireatel so .-kiilfu!!t' a
in be intelligible and interesting alike lo
ihe-.-chool boy mid the scieiiti-t. L t
me. without further preface, intiuduce
to th" better acquaintance of your read
ers, lion. Art noil 31 on. uri'irqe a Af-
f'ltift of Japan ; or, to be accurate, let
mc give them some i lea of what oiauie-r
of luan he i, by lajimt before iheiu a
letiter written I.y him, last summer, to
Prof. W. I). W hitney, the celebrated
Oriental scholar, and au authority on
language generally. T.iis letter has not
only never before appeared in print, but
even its existence has not, until this
writing, been known to a d- z.'n persons
ia the United Siso?s I hope to bs aVe
to M-nd you, oon, I'rof. Whitnev' reply.
As Mr. Mori's letter is long, I shall ab
stain fpnn comment on it now. It may
ititt-re-t your reader, howevir, to know
that he is a vety younu uitn about
twentv-.-eveu vears of age, I should say.
A. K H.
L.Fr;Tinr or Jry.
WAHtxoTtiN. 1. C, June 15, 1S72. J
W. I. WlIlTNKY. E-q..
I'$f'xtr .f iyi nki it Compara
tive CailitUujii In Yu'e College :
DerSir: The fact that a high
rank a a philologist and lingui-t is
awarded you I y your ditingui-hed en
laborer in the fields id" science and let
lers h is indue d me to request, tn t re--pectfully,
your opinion on a proj ct I
have under coiiteiupiation connected
with I he introduction of the K-igh.-h an
ullage into the Japanese Kmpire, whioh
I have the honor to represent in the
United -i.'e.
The .-pokcu language of Japan being
ina b-ou ite to the growing tie e.s ty ol
that lvupire, and loo poor to be made
by a .phonetic alphabet. MifijeieutTy use
ful as a written language, the idea pre
vails among many of our bs-teiucited
men an 1 most profound thinkers, thit,
if we would keep pace, with th" a ?. we
mu-t adopt some copious expau-ible
and expaniing ICuropean language
print our !as and transact all public
busine.-s in it, a soon as possible, and
h ive it. tan j!it in tmr school as the fu
ture lanuige of ihe cojutrv, to t.ie
gra-luti exclu-i n of our present lan
guiges. spoken a-rl written.
Ii may be well to state in this cuinpe
lion, tn-it written language now in u-e
iu Japan has little or no relation to th
pokcti language, but is mainlv luern
glyphie ; modification or corruption ol
the Chinese
Hie KnIih lanzuacc would be our
fir-t choice lor very m uiy reasotis, but
here are certain obstacles, ot au titen-e-
lv practical clnr icier, whim, il they
cainioi e. remove-l, will make the intro
iuciiou of that l-iug!iage into .Japan ex-
eedpigly diihcult -ill but uupos-ible
I allude, i) iueipa'ly, to the abence of
law. rule or oider in it or thogtaphv
iia-i'd either on et-inology or on the
sounds actually heard iu wotd-, and to
the large number of irregular verbs
these latter hing auiong the most fre
quentfy oeeurri'ig words in the language.
which m:iks the nutter worse.
Adow me to as you to bea- in nnnu
Uiat I "represeiif, in this cOillliiunicstion
not my pidivilual experiemre ant con
victions only, but al-o tho-e ol a large
number of Japanese gentlemen, ma'iv
of whom have endeavored, duriug the
last tweiifv Tears, with more or le-s su
ofss, to acquire a knowledge of Kogli-h
It is the opinion ol these gentlemen, in
eluding tho-e of them who und-r-tan !
fvigli'- liest, that, while there would be
little or no diffi uity in introducing in'
t he schools of the empire, an i gradual!
into general u-e, a "simplified Knghsh,'
if would la?, on he other hand, t e trly
u-cles to make an eff irf in that dire?
lion in behalf of ihe Eog!i-h langu ige
m us present form a language so U th
cult to be lei. rued that a very larwe pn
pnrtion of persona ol whom it u tlx) ver
nacular, including tVn-e who have been
educated, prouoMnce it uniformly, spea
it iitiifrHmuiatieaily, anil write it in u
fi moe of all the 4,stan lurds" if olhog
raphy. Now. my proposition, which receives
ife I'oneuiri-nee of those of my eoun-t--vnin
bt rpia'iS-d by their knowledge
of English, and by t!iir geneta' educa
tion, fo ju lg accurately and wisely on
'our btbooh-,-aod ia tie Laoi vr'twr
tnis Question, l to nrenare and pfa -e in
swii mis ii.i uaiatug
p"np!e
Bt large. sp- ling books, dictiona-
ne-, giaujiiiiir aod other text books,
ictefiing what may be termed a "sim
plified Engli-h." In other word-, I pio
pose to liHtii-h from the English lan
guage, for the use of the J aptitude na
tion, all or tno-t of the exceptions whi- h
render Enelish sodifiitult of ncqni-iiion,
eveji by Eiigli-h-speaking peoi J... and
.... .
wiucn uisetniiatfe mot loreigtu-rs who
have the hardihood to attem;tto waster
it from pers-'vering to succe-s.
I propose, for xample. to substitute,
as past tenses and past articiphs.
aeed Tor saw atet seen,
speaked for spoke and spoken,
bijfd for bit and tii'ti-n,
teached fT laocht and faugl-.t. "
lieared for I Hire and Lome,
ihinked 'or thought and thought,
buyed fr bought and bought,
coined lr came and come,
and soon through ibe entire li-t of i'
regular vrtbs. I propo.p, in short, lo
tuake every veib iu iho lin!i.-h language
"regular "
I would also form the p'ur.tls j.f all
nouns Hceoiding to rules uniform iu their
application.
In spelling, I propose merely to com
plete what all Knglisli and American
iexicngraph rs. from and including lr.
Samuel John-on down to the authors of
the ch'inges contained in the latest edi
'I ns ot v Iters, Nnice-ttrs and
We'o-fer's iicti-tiai ios all coti.meticed.
but. liuii lly abandoned. Kor fl.ose
learned men, whi'c stoutly defctidif g t I.e
claims of etyni logy nt against th i-e of
the sounds d the human voice; ir wh ie
tacit! def rring to the former m ihe
main, nevert holes fire deviated from
heir prec ibed ihe. iie-, their varioti-
ano Vain endeavors to g:ve stanut v to
Knghsh oil h "graihv ; but not according
to anv itniibim law or rule tint i!zrtt by
nil t-f ihnn, Kich man. a cording to
his n.nvidual iHpiiO!-, Hpiiuiciitiv, ha-
eonformed a b w wo-ds id' a largL c'-is-
to the sound heard in thein, or ha
otherwise simplifi'd the stel!ing; leav
ing unchanged the remaining words id
each cla-s thin inva led often words of
the same etymologj' m tho-e who-e spi I
.ng he has changed ; thus miong on
lu-iu'i worse confounded ; adding to, iti-
ste ol i f decreasing. Ihe ohstacl s to tfe
nt q 'li.-ii ; m if l;e Jviglieh language, an I
fuifii-Lirir a loicib'e liiu-traiioii of the
law that half w iv remedies often st rvo
mlv fo increase evil.
Vow, I prnpo-e to make the principle
which recognize Ian y, . . convty
and deceit, as the correct spellings of
tho-e word, apply, also, to phantom."
inveigh"' and "receipt," wlm-h I would
-pell "fantom," "invey" and "reeeit."
Ktymolos3' will not suffer, if nt nil. in
the case of the last three word- more
ihan in that of the first three. her
ever lexicographer have ret me ihe ex
ample of disturbing the orthography of
ne or more of a ela-s r f words, I pro-
isse to complete the un'i lishe l work of
rho-c. gentlemen by conforming all the
erivutive ot such words, and ah words
from the same r -ots, to a uniform rrpre-
entation of fhe wunds heard respect
a
tvely in tboac words.
In hiiii iii-taiic.'s h-xioogiatihers have
been compelled, apparently, to d- f.;r to
Towi. g public opinion which in.-i-t-
upon siuiphfyinz the spi-l iog of some
words in common use. "Pioiuh ' and
hiccough" have been changed to
plow.'1 and "hiccup" I shou! i not
hesitate, in like ni inner, tosub-titute
'thn," "bow." for "though and
botigh," ai d to make similar changes
iu all the word of the "ough ' clas.
I think I have said enough to indi
ate the character f th change I pro-
po-e lo make, and will not. then-lore,
trouble you with furth'r details. It
may be well for mo to stite, however.
hat being much interested in ibis sub
et, I have naturally conver-ed with
i .
many per-ons on ir, una mar, wniie
-eeking 1'ghr in all available ditections.
have found that most ol my Mews are
ilso entertained ov many eminent men
who have made language a life-sMi ly
some of them, afer bavin duly weighed
and considered the claims of etymology,
even going so far a to say that not Mi!y
IvngM-h speaking people, but fhe wnrlj
at large, would t,e va-tty iiniT.e.i oy u
t a ji II
thorotigh recast of Ti!gi-h onhographv.
making tin; written linguae what ii
;lims to be. phonetic, intea-l of hiero
glvphic on a phonetic basi., which is
what it now really is.
lo cnnclud : let me suggest to you to
consider, while yotx arc n.aknig up fhe
opinion which 1 hope to rec-ive from
von at an early day, that many o he
reasons which nuke Am-riciti an I I' ip-
ii-htijen hesitate to attempt radical
change in their own people do not ap-
ea-e under cou-i deration.
which i Itie alaptation of th? Kngli-h
languag' to the n' cs-ii ies of a foreign
nation of nearly 4 0 d.OdO u's. thous
ands of mile di-Jant from the two great
lng'ish-speakitig nations, fant me ask
von to coni der, l-o. thit the peopie of
the dapane-e E'lijiir- are arxiou to
take a high position h-ii ingthe n st ad
vanced nation of the world, but re un
provide I wnti mar great ts-enrnu in to
dividual and national prog'-es. a good
language; and that th Ivu.i-h lau-
g.t g-;. simplified as l h ive indicated,
would be raeived by them a a laion,
while it wou'd li all but impo-ib'e to
force unon them the language i its pros-
entloiia Indeed. I think I con
d not
coneient iou.-ly rec ttnni'Oi I my coun
tryman to oaue thr.ir children to devo'e
to learning a latirnage so reple'e with
nnnwes-ary in cgo'at itie. and in wh eh
the interchange of thought snj ill
.. ... ,, i i-
ntiuiii .ii ot knnvr ,' are ren ierci so
difnenlr by a lauta-t-e rl iiograpnv, six
or seven of ihe uio-f impor'a it yarf
their live years whieh should ! de
voted tn iln tulv of po-itive science
and the pnctic3 of the uefal art.
Hepectfu!lv wai'ing your answer to
i hi letter, I have tho honor fo siib-eiibe
uiveif, iu the mean tim-. your obedient
servant, Ari.vofii Mont.
Ch'irn 'I' A IT 'ire, J'ipfin.
'... . . ,
The newly ele-ted Ijord Mayor of Lon
don. Sir Sidney Waterlow, is a practical
printer. I i early life he was an ap
r . .. r, rt
prentic- to lesr llarn-on, iraveru
ment Printers, ani through his own
exertion and ahiipy ha- woti honor and
di-iinctioti Ii'iring th. pat f-w yeara
h bas .ievoisul hiuiseif to ihe welfare of
the w rk'nz; classes in virion- ways, and
was tho promoter of some exe-Tent and
lie ip cottage- for worki'igui-i in vniou
pnrts tf the ci'v thit has j it choeu
li iu to be its Chief Magi-trate.
A bov who had rea 1 of sa Inr-h. aving
nn anchors, wanted to know if it was S:a-
UicaBvpa that mdc thvU'dd ir.'
" 1 - ' , 1
JHYiiS. 01 U iVN;
'1 hsre's t -Yr a 1 it of ci iclort tr.tk
Vrou the wa h'ng d "
IIa Von verified in ihousatnls tf heniea
wheie steam, sud-, cou'usioti, a "j iclti
up" d nner and cros l ok, if not wmtls,
are always t lie nccouipitniuients d thai
dreaded Monday. Put. why do y u sr.
lect .Monday as the washing day? It
you have no belter reason than lecause
your gratidmoiher always did. it would,
be about as sensible for your husband fo
go to mill with i ha grist in one end nt
ihe bug and u stont in the other, to.
balance, because that was his giandfa.
iher'w;y. If you keep the Sabbath
Hn-I do no wotk on that day ibat run I o
tli-penscd with, yru will find more to ilo
on .Mond y than ny l!. r djy of thn
week. Then the Saturday's bikitig lia
vanished nn I tied- to be rein-wtth ani.
theie aie always little ih'iigs to 1 e d(-r.
preparatory to washing gotments to be
finished or mended mid clctht's fo Ivt
put to aoak.
Tin s l.tyi a much more corrcnicnt day
for washing, and the work will be ren
dered lighter by the preparations of ihe
previous day pi cpaia' ion whi- h ought
not to be made .n the Sabbath. Then,
don't exert yourself Imi uiuch for the
sake of getting the wn-hiiig done b
sonic p-irlicular boor. I knew wherctd'
I speak ; for haven't T aii-cn wiiln it
wn yet niulif. jn-t lu'e eoongli to es
cape the sin of ihe von J d.-ae n's wife.
who vr.-i-hed ui Stinday. nnd accomplish-
ed the wa-liing bcf-re Ireakft-'
; sim
hours lame I through the nn leou-foin-ij
of labor, md for the Ios ol'sl. i p, I.y
the though'' 'hat , my long lin. id" snowy
clothes would ex-'ite the envy and ;no.ir
nfion of inv m-dgiihors b n tby first,
looked out in the morning Then le
(ausp the clothes wre dried, sprinkled,
nnd folded in Ihe ui-ouing, I have done
'he it-ntiing in th" afternoon, and have
finished that Monday' performances by
going fo bid and sta ing there the rest
of 'he week sick.
If you eannot g.t the wishing d.ino ir
time to ha the clothes dried ih. nainn
day, leaye ihetn in the t!ripg-waTer I ill
'h nx : or if your wnjhirg nre very
large, t-ike two rla"s for it.- anvtliing
rtht I hi n Jve fhe washing Uy io
Ml'" 1 witli hard work and confiioion, for
which t he clean obit hs it p"-o.'u:es ate
no eompensatiop. nor to the tired out
h-Mise w f for the iivere labors of that
cvcr-to-bw-dre tiled dny. fl. It. n.
MTSOKI.LANEOUo.
C73 Cv7:7 07UZZ1 ZYTJZZZ.
"Wife " sa'd a man, looking for hi"
razir-cae. "I have places where
keep inv things, ani you mult to know
it." "Yes," said she, "I oti;ht to
know where yon keep your late hours."
There are folk in Plat'.ScCouih in tho
sMne fix.
"Caat Tron St-lr" T" writ?ri TJpon lha
sign ot a ll ir'forri i.i.iinfor. " i ll.
who the (hie) said
d dn t." chuckled
an in -bn ate 1 tn in
it over three times.
of ulti, after u-adiag
Our whi'ky'. di.Tcrcnt
fiom that.
Makes 'eiuMupid.
V"p one hearl a woman of (be world
say: "The estate of wi I :;vhoo 1 is incon
venient, for one tnu-t have all the modest-
of a young girl withe. ui being aL'o
to feign her igno.ancc."
Hard on the widow!
Hiram Green s!y: "Th ? only candle
I know of from which ihe more light wc
obtain the darker it, get, is the Credit
Mob'lier's-candal."
Not so green, that.
The Shrcveport Timet fiiya : A young
lady, naine unknown, has sent us
through the mail whaf -be is plea-ed to
call soaiT poetry. As if ninke- rt fereuco
lo a young man who has torn tho seat of
his pantaloon-, we eoti-ider it unfit for
publication in these columns. This is a
lauioy journal. .
Of course it m.
"This inuru:" policy is a q-ieer
thing" sti'd Jobbs reflectively. "If I
can't sell if. I cancel it; and if I cancel
it, I can't sell it."
Swap it oft, then old fellow.
Inimeh-o amounts of rrtl -tato are
b-ing rfhVcd for sa'e iu ail fiaits of
Pennsylvania, particularly farming lands,
the present owners of which intend going-
west.
We did.i't huppo-e there wero any
frLuisg land in Penn.
)uiiug the seven yrs of Dishop
('I irk-ou's re:idenr;a in Nebraska, t'ur-ly-two
ne,v Eoi-copal churches liuve
been built, and the ministry increased
from seven to f rty-on. One of his
mis ion irie wa.ks VI') miles eveiy vv ek
j fo setve four parishes. ill It, SSl,
How much a fellow finds out about
heme by reading foreign paper. Vt'e
want to know the name of that Mission
ary. The Gentry county Afic has Tir u
Tiofto t the bead of its columns tho
following: "port ettirg those ihingt
vkhich are behml. Leionging to th,
present, and reaching forth unlo llio-o
thing whiuii are bdote. Ve bavo.
heaid of people whj would take ail
I hey could teach.
Far fetched, a'l of it.
This age is cur-t wlh gritty . conun
drums Here's o-ie that no qoartz
cruher can crack Ten thuael do'ilarg
paid by thn ITnioti Pac'fic to elect Ilar'
lan to the Seinte and not u-ctl corruptly.
Can any diamond scratch that'
Try a Cokuado.
Laurel for Bogy ! He had money to
pay for ihe Senatorslrp but wihiMh'i.
Uluir had none and .couldn't. . The Tog
wa therefore'a-siincd to B gy a a la
weed fr hi iorr and ardi;ou scivtvb
is the cause of hi country.
The toga may hare gore to Beg
Bat that .ion't help poor El -ir
Ii'i whre Hi money h"1
An! makes them te lo kw.ar.
ti - fi- . i s-.r.k;j i.iwce. s:ey ',
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