Mftrrlhgo Vows. A couple called oti a Leavenworth Justice to bo wedded nt cloven o'clock the other night, but tho inngistrnto would not get out to do it, and tho be lated caudhlates beginning to upbraid each othur for tho tardiness, quarreled, and parted never, novcr mora to meet on earth. Tho vow thoy had registered in Heavou to cling to each otlior for ever, was reoallod and replaced by nnothor to the ollect that thoy would, us aforesaid, nover moot again. liul they woro tho victims of fate, for tho next evening thoy did moot again at (ho magistrate's oflicc, and were married tho gentleman to another lady, and tho lady to anothor gcntli'iuau. A correct ro'ordof tho thoughts thai tilled tho bosom1 of tho original couple as tho re markablo doublo wedding progressed would bo worth five good dollars; and if the two now couples do not in turn disintegrate and the parties of tho original couple haul down their vow for further repairs, and leave for that famous rosoit called unknown parts, then, tho way such things have gener ally turned out in tho past may not bo relied upon as procodonts. Detroit Free Press. a "Doos your daughter livo out .Tones?" "No, she lives in a house, thuuk ye, bein's the weather's cold." A Telling T.nw. Mr. Charles Law, Jr., In conversation with one of our representatives, recently said: "I Lave been n sullcrcr from rheumatism and neuralgia for the past ten years, nnd tried ull ldndsof remedies. Havluglicardsp much about 81,. Jacobs Oil, 1 tried a bottle, nnd found It truly wonderful Pottstown Pa.) Ledger. A him. out West Is called Turtlo Mount ain. If It is only a hill It must bo a mock turtle mountain. The Jmljc. Mit. Ed. Tuickf.tt, the celebrated oarsman, Kingston, Canada, says: "I liavo found St. Jacobs OH a sure and certain euro for rheu matism, etc." Xcxo York Clipjur. All AnouT a Shoe-peg. It Is laughable to eeo bow llttlo It takes to raise a crowd or start a story In a city street. "Never you mind me," said a bent-over old man. when asked what had happened to him. "How did lio Ret hurt?" asked a man out of breath. "Did tho horse step on lilml" queried a col ored man with spectacles on. "Where did inc (loij uuo mini um iney snoot, mo uoei "Was It a big dotil Has ho got a wife? Did they live together?" rattled a woman mado up n good (io.il like Widow Bedott. "Como and seethe man In a fit," squeaked out a boot Mnck, us ho called the rest of tho brigade. "Lookout, he's Kolnjr to shoot 1" yelled ablg man with red whiskers; and the crowd blew away like dust when the old man slid his hand Into his pocket as If for a shooting Iron. Then lie straightened himself and started off on his own Individual business, muttering some thing about "What the mischief It was to them If ho wauted to sit down and take a peg out of his shoe." Detroit Post. Tho 1'rccloiiH Illood. The blood Is a most precious clement of life. It Is very susceptible to the influences of organic diseases. It 13 quickly poisoned by coming In contact with any thing of a poison ous nature. Don't let this stream of life ebb too low. When tho blood becomes thin and watery, disease enters tho citadel of life and becomes master. Dr. Uuysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparllla Is a blood maker. It will In fuse now strength and vigor Into the whoU circulatory systom. It makes tho blood rich, red and pure, and drives out all disease, nnd poisonous humors, and gives strength to cv ery part of the body. The 1'iovtdence Transcript asserts that Western rats commit suicide. Let's import that kind. Boston Post. Mn. Jekhy WiNCHKi.r., of Warsaw Ky., writes: "Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparllla Is tho best blood purifier, I Jver used. I find It cures pimples, etc, very quick ly. For indigestion it is unexcelled by tny medicine I every tried." When a doctor can't else to prescribe ho fulls rest." Detroit Free Press, think of back on anything "absolute MKS. CKUNDY Anil Everybody Klso Say That "Which No body Can Deny." Neuralgic and Nervous Headaches removed bv Dr. Deiison's Celery Tills. 'Ilumors, Scrofula, Ulcers, vanish beforcDr. Ueuson's Skin Cure. Highly recommended. Oh, my hcadachol Itoinovo tho cause by Dr. Benson's Celery and Chamomile Tills. The waiters ought to succeed in a strike, for thoy usually carry all before them. Dos- ton Courier. " Too late to whet the sword when the trumpet sounds to draw It." Uut never too late to whet your appetite by taking Kidney Wort, reetoiing health and making yourso'f a well, strong, hearty man. It Is unequalled as a remedy for all liver, bowels and kiduey tfis: cases. All druggists kcop and recommend It. "The end of the so.ison," remarked Fogg, holding up tho empty pepper-box. Motion Transcript. Skinnt Mex. " Wells' Health Reuewer" re stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia. (1. Time is a good deal llko a mulo. It is tcr to ho ahead of time than behind time. bet- Nonparell Velveteen. J """ " Another velvet season is one of tho cer tainties announced thus early by the mer chants. Tho best service Is given by tho close, short pile velvets,suchas tho Nonpareil Velvot cen, which Is not easily marred or crushod. The Nonpareil Velveteen Is found in all tho Btyllsh now shades, and when mado up, with tho pile turned upward, It cannot bo distin guished from silk velvet Tho dlflerenco In tho prico makes a garment cost about one thlrd as much as If mado of Lyon's silk velvet." From 7iirw' Bazar, September 2. To bo purchased from all flrat-class dry goods retailers. An Extraordinary Cnao. Aubti.v, Tex., Fob. 20. To Mr. J. W. Graham, Druggist: Dear Sir My case was an acute form of bron chitis, and was of ono and a half year's dura tion. I employed tho best medical aid possible, but failed rapldly.untll tho doctors said I would die that my caso was Incurable. Thrown upon tny own resources, 1 got a bottle of Dn Wm. Hall's Balaam ron the Lunos, and In six Lours felt a decided relief. In three days the cough almost dluappearod. Now that my chances of life ore good formally years, I earn estly recommend the above to every sufferer of lung or throat disease. Q. G. Latiiuop. Wise's Axle Groaso Everybody praise it it a grand succcf A PROFESSIONAL CONFESSION. Tho Unusual Kxperlonce of n L'romlnout Man Mitdo rublle. The following article from the Democrat ami Chronicle, of llochcstor, N. Y.t Is of so strik ing a nature, and emanates from so reliable a source, that it Is herewith rc-publiMiod entire, In addition to tho valuable matter It coutalus. it will be found exceedingly Interesting. To the Editor of the Democrat and Chronicle: Stn: My motives for the publication of tho most unusual statements which follow are, first, gratltudo for tho fact that 1 have been saved from a most horrible death, and, second ly, a desire to warn all who road this state ment against some of the most deceptive In fluences by which they have ever been sur rounded. It Is a fact that to-day thousands of people are within a foot of tho gravo and thoy do not know It To tell how I was caught away from just this position, and to warn others against Hearing It, uro my objects In this communication. On tho fit st day of June, 1831, 1 lay at my residence In this city surrounded by my friends and watting for mv death. Heaven only knows tho agony I then endured, for words can never describe it. And yet, If a fow years Ercvlous, any Ono had told mo that I was to bo rought so low, and by so terrible a disease, I should have scoffed at the Idea. I had always been uncommonly strong and hoalthy, had weighed over "OJ pounds and hardly knew, In my own experience, what pain or sickness were. Very many people who will read this statement realize at times that they arc un usually tired and cannot account for It Thoy feel dull and indefinite pains in various parts of tho body and do not understand It. Or they are exceedingly hungry one day and en tirely without appetlto the next This was Just the way I felt when the relentless malady which had lastcned Itself upon me llrst began. Still I thought it was nothing; that probably Iliad taken a cold which would soon pass away. Shortly after tlih I noticed a dull, and at tunes a neuralgic palu In my head, but as it would como ono day and bo gone tho next, I paid but llttlo attention to It. However, my stomach was out of order and my food often failod to digost causing at times great in convenience. Yet 1 had no Idea, oven as u physician, that theso thing) meant anything serious or that a monstrous disease was be coming fixed upon me. Candidly, I thought 1 was suffering from Malaria and so doctored myself accordingly. Hut I got no bettor. I next noticed a ecullar color and odor about the fluids I was passing also that there were large quantities one day and very llttlo the next, and that a persistent froth and scum ap peal ed upon the surface, and a sediment set tled In the bottom. And yet I did not realize my danger, for, Indeed, seeing these syni toms contlnunlly, I Anally became accustomed to them, and my suspicion was wholly dis armed by the fact that I had no pain In the affected organs or In their vicinity. Why I should have been so blind 1 cannot understand. Thero Is a terrible future for nil physical neglect, ami Impending danger always brings u person to his senses even though It may then bo too late. I realized, at last, my critical condition and aroused myself to overcome it. And, Oh I how hard 1 tried 1 1 consulted the best medic d skill in the laud. I visited nil tho prominent mineral springs In America nnd traveled from Maine to California. Still I grow worse. No two physicians agreed as to my malady. One said I was troubled with spinal Irritation; another, nervous prostra tion; another, malaria; another, dyspepsia; another, heart-disease; another, general de bility; another, congestion of the base of the brain; and so on through a long list of com mon diseases, the symptoms of all of which I really had. In this way several years passed, during all of which time I was steadily grow ing worse. My condition had really become pitiable. The slight symptoms 1 at llrst ex perienced weru developed tuto terrible and constant disorders tho little twigs of pain had grown to oaks of agony. My weight had been reduced from 207 to WO pounds. My life was a torture to myscii ami irionus. i could retain no food upon my stomach, and lived wholly by Injections. I was a living mass of pain. My pulso was uncontrollable. In my agony I frequently fell upon the lloor, con vulsively clutched tho carpet, and prayed for death. Morphine had llttlo or no effect in doadcnlng tho pain. For six days and nights I had tho death-nromonltory hiccoughs con stantly. My urlnn was filled with tulio casts and albumen. I was struggling with Urlght's Dlseaso of the Kidneys In Its last stages. While sulTerlng thus 1 received a call from my pastor, tho Kev. Dr. Footc, roctor of St. Taul'a Church, of this city. I felt that It was our last Interview, but In the course of con versation ho mentioned a remedy of which I had heard much but had never used. Dr. Foote detailed to me the many remarkable cures which had come under his observation, by means of this remedy, and urged mo to try it. As a practicing physician and a graduate of tho t-chools, I cherished tho prejudice both natural and common with all regular practi tioners, and derided tho idea of any medicine outside the regular channels being the least bcucllclal. So solicitous, however, was Dr. Foote, that I fin illy promised I would waive my piojudlce and try the remedy he so highly recommended. I began its use on the 1st day of June and took It according to directions. At llrst it sickened me; but this I thought was a good sign for mo in my debilitated con dition. 1 continued to take'lt; the sickening sensation departed and I was able to retain food upon my stomach. In a fow days I no ticed a decided change for tho better as also did my wife and irlends. My hiccoughs ceased and I experienced less pain than formerly. I was so rejoiced at tills Improved condition that, upon what I had believed but a few days before was my dying bed, I vowed, In tho presence of my family and friends, should I recover I would both publicly and privately make known tills remedy for the good of hu manity, wherever and whenever I had an op portunity. I also determined that I would give a course of lectures In tho Corinthian Academy, of Music of this city, stating In full the symptoms and almost hopelessness of my disease and the remarkable means by which I have been saved. My Improvement was con stant from that time, and Ju less than three mouths I had gained 80 pounds In tlcdi, be came entirely freu from pain, and I believe I owe my llfo and present condition wholly to Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Curo, the remedy which I used. Sluee my recovery I havo thoroughly re-Iu-vestffiated the subjeet of kiduey dllllcultlcs and liiight's disease, and tho truths developed aire astounding. 1 therefore state, deliberate lv.i thai ly, and as a pliysicl n, mat 1 nciicvo mat more in ono-iuii tnc aeams wuieu occur in America uto caused by Brlght's dl?e;ife of the kidneys. This may sound like a lash state ment, but I am prepared to fully verify it. llrlglit's disease ling no distinctive symptoms of its own, (Indeed, It oiten develops without any niln whatever In the kidneys or their vicinity), but has the symptoms of nearly ev ery other known. complaint. Hundreds of people die dally, whoso burials aro authorized by a physician's certlllcate of "Heart DIs ease," ' Apoplexy, "Tar lysis," "Spinal Complaint," "Khoumatlsni," "Tneumonla," and other common complaints, when In reality it was Urlght's Dlseaso of the Kidneys. Few physicians, and fewer people, realire the ex tent of this disease or Its dangerous and In sidious nature. It steals Into, the system like a thief, maulfests Its presence by the com monest symptoms and fastens Itself upon the constitution before tho victim Is aware. It is early as hereditary as consumption, quite as common and fully as fatal. Kntlro families, nherltlug it from their ancestors, have died, and yet none of tlie number knew or realized tho mysterious power which was removing them. Instead ot common symptoms it often shows none whatover, but firings doath sud denly, and as such is u-illy supposed to be hcart-dlscaso. As ono who has suffered, nnd knows by bitter experience what he says, I Implore every ono who reads these words not to neglect tho slightest symptoms of Kidney dlfllculty. Certain ngouy and possible death will bo the suro result of such neglect, indno ono can afford to hazard such chances. I am aware that such an unqualified state ment as this, coming from mc, known as I am throughout tho entire land as a practition er and lecturer, will arouso tho surprise nnd possible animosity of tho medical profession and astonish all with whom I am acquainted, but I inako tho foregoing statements based upon facts which I am prep ired to produce and truths which I can sunstautlato to the letter. The wolfaro of those who may possi bly bo sufferers such as I was, is on amnio in ducement for mo to tako tho step I have, and if I can successfully warn others from tho dangerous path In which I once walked, I am willing to ondurc all professional and personal consequences. J. I). 1IENION, M. I). " When Is ycr gwlno tcr Frcdcrlcksburgt" asked an Austin negro, who had learned to read, of ono who had not acquired tho accom plishment " I am gwine tcr-morrow mornlu' In tin ftnrlv nfniri. ' llnn'f. vap rrn In Mu, early stage, Ju lus. Itcllsyer don't ycr risk It." "Why not, Tomnoy!" 'llckaso do early stages am sickly. I read n piece yester day, warnlii' folks about consumption in tho -- ii lio AVIso nnd Happy, If you will stop all your extravagant nnd wrongnotlons in doctoring yourself and fami lies with expensive doctors or humbug cure alls, that do harm always, and uso only ua turcs's simple remedies for all your ailments you will bo wise, well and happy, and sao great, expense. ino greatest remedy lor this, tho great, wlsq and good will tell you, Is Hop Ultters-rclyonlt See another column. Virtu. Tit eke Is no doubt but a lean man can en Joy a fat legacy. A Good Sqtlilro iMoilt Is too often followed by ndlsordorod ttomach, symptoms of dyspepsia or indigestion Every miserable dyspevtlc In tho land should know that he can be cured by a timely uso of liuu nocic lli.ooi) Hitteus. Trice, $1. The most likely thing to become a woman a llttlo girl. ST Tho wonders of modern chemistry nro apparent In the beautiful Diamond Dyes. All kinds audcolorsof Ink can be mado from them. When n passenger boards a train, what is tho bill of fare?---Waterloo Observer. Lydla E. Tinkham's Vegotablo Compound cures all female complaints by removing the causo. " 'Lay by Bomcthtng for a rainy day, my sou, if It is only un umbrella." "Notion on Rats." Clears out rats, mlco, roaches, bed-bugs, gophers, chipmunks. 10c " I am jam full," as tho urchin remarked after interviewing ills mother's preserves. No Mutter What Happens You may rest assured that you aro safo in bo lug speedily cured byTnoMAs' EoLEcrmo Oil In all cases of rheumatism, neuralgia, tooth ache, etc Ono trial only lsueccssary toprovo its elllcaey. A statistician has estimated that court ships average threo tons of coal each. Redmno's Russia S.ilvo meets with wonder ful success in ull cases of Skin disease Try it MxitniAdK, except with a widow, la always a miss-take. I'ersounll The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro-Voltalo Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who aro af flicted with ncrvoiiB debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. Address as above. N. 11. No risk is Incurred, us thirty day's trial Is allowed. Do not put it ofT, young man; go at onco to II. 13. Bryant's Chicago Business College, and get a thorough buslnoss education. Glenn's Sulphur Soup. Uso it when your skin breaks out In pimples. Hill's Hair Dye, black or brown, 50 cts. Stiiaioiiten your old boots and shoes with Lyon's l'atcnt Heel Stlffoiicrs, and wear them again. Sold by shoo and hardware dealers. Genuine Excellence and suiierlorty Is tho cry for Wise's Axle Grease. ..I. ' Ip alnlcted with Soro Eyes, uso Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell It 25c. National Yeabt always good. Don't forget It - -Wn ask our readers to uso Wise's Alio Grease; it Is all that Is claimed for it. Tnr tho now brand, "Spring Tobacco." "Hhub'b your match 1" said G to a roncclted wag, handing him a match. "By Lucifer, 1 ouu'ht to be offended," said tho wag, taking a cigar from hlgpockot, "but I'll make light of it." i Some one has discovered that firing minute guns at sea Is a miserable way of killing time. skis any lly-trap that you can confl econiiiicnu! Edith. Tho best fly-trap r of Is an uncovered cream Jug. Phil- Is Tiircnn deutly reco wn Icnriu- nt adclphta Xews, "As we charged," says a war correspond ent, "tho bugles blew," It must have been a trumped-up charge. In a Huhurhan town lives i relativo of tho Immortal Mrs. Malaprop. Tne other evening a caller asked If Mr. was at homo und could bo seen. "I think not," was tho reply. "I believe my husband has expired for the flight Doston Transcript. A Sioux motto: "Whlto man big smart; he furnish brains. Red man heap bravo; ho Knock 'em out." Two pehhons wero waiting nt a railway sta tion. Ono asked tbo other: "What time Is It?" She looked ut the clock, and replied: "It's ten minutes to wait." But It was only twenty minutes past seven. Theiib is a man In England who gained over fifty pounds In ono week. He bet on the winning horse. ybitkers Statesman. ' Dm Richard III. exclaim: "Grvo me an other horse I" because ho was tired of tho ulght-mare ho had been riding) The Nashville Advocate hoars "of nn old brother In Kentucky who said he was mighty glad to hear that all tho Mothodlsts hud got together nnd held an Economical Conven tion." t ' The country hotel keeper may not be all that Is doslrablo, hut the traveling public mut put up with him. A chicken with btx legs and four wings lias been raised in Wisconsin. That Is tho sort to tnako richness In boarding-house soup. Ae a wader It baa uncommon qualifications, TOWN TALK 1 A dry-rood man laya, I do not know what I would do wUhcutltunloclclllocHl Hitter, It It io plcaant to take, and nctcr fall! to relicts my headache. A dnigrfit atatci that tic never aold anything that gavo auch unlvcraal aatlifactlon for obitlnato caic of ludlccitlon and dfipcptla aa hurdock Wood Illttcta. lie guarantees every bottle, and has never had any re turned. A young lady, who hat not been ablo to enjoy a good meal for two years, who was troubled with oft-recurring headache, and who had alio faco eruption In thothapo of plniplc that troubled her constantly, now takes her three hearty meal a day t her headache hare gone, And there aro no trace of ptmplrt left. Thla re sulted from the effect of taking two bottles ot Bur dock Blood 11 ItUr. A traveling man at one of tho hotel lay be nlwaya take a bottlo of Burdock Blood Bitter with him to aid hlni In dlgciUng 101110 ot tbo antediluvian chunk of beef or Icatbcr-llko piece of itcak Mhtch aro too often icrrcd up to the hungry and weary travolcr. Bold by nil Druggist. CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED I DR. HALL'S WM. BALSAM FOR THE Lungs. Cures Consumption, Colds, Pneumonia, Influenza, Bronchial Difficulties. Bronchitis, llonrienon, Atlhma, Croup, Whooping CoAgh, and all Diseases ol the Breathing Organs. It soothes and heals the Mem brane ol tho Lungs, Inflamed and polsonod by the dlseaso, and prevents tho night sweats and tight ness across the chest which accompany IL CON SUMPTION Is not an Incurable malady. HALL'S BAL SAM mill curo you, even though professional aid fails. DEDEUICK'S HAY PH ESSES are sent nnywhere on trial to operate aRivlnit nil other m jsV l'l-ruu.', tlictiiitunirr keep' illR I Ml' uue Him rmia ' ooni'licvT iUn.il fliow up iny other I'it, n in-il-rrlck'B I'reni In known to lio licyuixl competition, ntm win lmlc with twice tho rnptdlty (irony umvr. -me on y wy tlieri'irilllieiluirBCllll in:nuni ii to deceive the Inexperienced by rtdlculoiily fnlso -.tale. me nu.mid thua noil without lulu, at leelnir. and swindle the purchaser. WorkltiK niiv other Vren alonnidde of Dcii- orlck'a aiwuya aeu me pur; rliaicr a Dedcrkk l'rem. and nil know 11 too wen to mow nn. AdclrctH forclrcularnml location of Wcituru aud outliern iurchouif nnd Acenta, P. K. DEDERICK & CO., Albany, N. Y. MASON & HAMLIN ORGANS! nro certainly beat, havlni; boon ao dcerced nt every Ot-uiit World In diiatrlul CoiiiiietliliiB for Nlxteen Yrnni no other American orpins having hc.cn found equal nt any. Alio cln-iipel. btvloiOUtSU octave; auincleta compata and power, with hett quality, for populnr ancrcd nnd aerulnr tiuulo inacliniilanr famine, at only 82. ON 15 IIU.V KKD OTilKIt NTYI.KN atH i7. OI, f, 1,8, t, fiua. Ji 4 to jp and up. 'Ihn largtr nlylri are wholly unrivaled by any other oriam. Alao for enHy paymenta. New Illustrated Cntalofrue free. Tim uompmiy nnvo com menced t iiianurnetiirn of Uprlirlit Oriuitl I'liuioD, Introducing lmmirtntit tin- nroveinentataddluuUi power und beautv of I ono nnd durability. WUl not require tunlnil one-qiiiirtrr tin much u$ other liana. Illuntriitcil (Mreiilur ritKI", Tim MA HON .V. IIAMI.lN Oibiiii nuil llnii :., 1.1 TrcmnnttU.. Iloatont -HI K, 1 4 tli St., New York; Ml) Walimh Ave., UIiIchko. FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF CONSTIPATION. No other dlacaoo In ho pro volont In thU coun try as Constipation, and, no romedy haa ovorl oqunlled tho colobrated Kidney-Wort aa a curt). Wnatoveruio cause, uowovorobatluate tho caso, this remedy will overcome, It. DBI PA TJII3 dJatrcailns; com r IfciliiOa nlaint la vorr arit to bo compUcatodwlthoonatipatlon. Kldnoy-Wort tronzthona tho woakoncd parta and, quickly euros all kinds of Flics even when physicians ana medicines iiavo ueroro lanoa. 12- t2TIf you liavo elthor of tlicso troubles price: oi. I USE rrunBiBt86oi7 "Will Itu l'ulill.licil Nor. I, lHHa. "fflder?n ughfe," (X MONTHLY MAOAZI.VK.) Devoted, iia It name Indicates, to the dliuiemlnat tlonof the Ideal, of tlie moitllliutrloin modern writ era on toctnl polity, aclenco und rellKlou. iiloKruph leal nketchca of Notaiii.kb In HcIkm k and Aut, wli h an authenticated portrait, will bu a feature In cacIi number. Bubucrlptioti price H'-i per annum tn ad vance. Maniple copy ttOe. Addreaa.lOIlN UOI.I.1NH 4, CO., I'roiirletorsandl'uhllahera, HJ and 87 Fifth avenue, Chlcnuo, (Kitabllihed alnco I8.'n). ThisN.Y.Siitger,$20 Willi I net or Attachment Kreir Warranted iH-rfiM-t I.luht niimlni iiiiet,lmndiiuiNt-and durable, rient on lut trial plan wlun desired IIhiiii llfdiin Oruunli I Mil UiedK, 12 ntopa, Meeli uilcul Hub lln,octnvv coupler Skncuawills, with CSntoolniitl J I look, only $76 AIhi x-ntoii tint tllul plan If lie idrtd. I leifunt cam), maKnlllient tone, durable InahUiand out. fir i ulur. with testimonial. fr-. Ask O.l'aynu ACo. MThlidav Chicago X 11 JU 13 111 I For Two Dollars. Demoresl's Illustrated Monthly. Mold by ull Nrwaiteulera and I'ustiiiustra, or the J5tiltor or this pnper W (uUeyour ub.crlptlon. Nend twenty cent, ttiru .peel men copy to W. ilKNM.VON IlllMOItlMT, Publlsheir, 17 I5ul 1 1th Ntreet, Now York. FRAZER AXLE GREASE. Kent In tbo World. Ui-t lli Keniiliie. V.v try juicltiiue liu our 'I rnile-iuurU unt la muiked Frawr'i, NOLI) JiVJiKV WUtllUi. IpMiASivsS'- KHBBjEKreciQ zry M.L. . yuffHtli ifil PIANOS M fW i ,. - MM ' m UN4BEWT roi "T MKUCHANT3 OATIOUNO OIL In the oldest nml tho Rtnnihtrd liniment of tho United Btntct). Luru;t!Hlp, 81.00; medium r0 ,uii.i , ii, .11 "-. i,(.i ,...,. II !... r it. VVIIW, num.., m,. v llr- f-liilii. Plfu iwi iniUMy uue, S5 conta; Mftuhnnl't" Worm 'J'nhlt'tH, 3sS ccntfl. l'ormtloliy ovcry UniKlntund dealer in trenoml nicrohandlu. For Family Uso. Tho OnrjrlltiK Oil T.lnlmont with vrurrH witAi'i'Kii, iirvpiirotl for hiinuin tlmh, L jnit nn In Hinall bullion null, und doe not Btuln tlio skin, l'rlco JJ5 cenu. Tho Unnjlin? Oil Almnnno for 1883 Ih now In tho hand of our iirlntor, nnd will ho ready for distribution diirlnir thuniontlxi of November and Deeemher. IfrvJ. 'I'lioAI munao for tho oouiliiu- year will lio moro ui( fill nnd ItiHtrtiutlvo tlimi over, ami will bo vent fivo to tuiy iiddrests. Wrlto for one. Ask tho Nearest Druggist. Tf tho dealers In your plum do not kcop' Mf'rclinnt'Hdiu-KlluirOll for wile, Insist upon their M'lidliiK toua.orwhei-o thevjn't tliolr liicdicineK, and uotlt. Keep tholiottlo well corked, and hIiiiko It bo torn llilutf. Yellow wrapper for iinlinal und whlto lor liuinaa Uctth. Special Notice. Tho Mcrrhnnl'M Clntidlnir Oil Iimh heoti In Ufonsn liniment for half a eenturv. All xo ask Is n fair trial, but bo suro und follow di rect Ions. Tho Onnrllnir Oil nnd Mnrclintit'H Worm Tablets uro forcalo by ull driiimi-daiiud denl ors In Bcncrnl luereuautllao tluouuboul tlio world. Munufaetured nt Tinckport, N. Y., by Mer- ciiuutBtiiiiviimr uu uimpauy. Sec rotary. PARSONS' PURGATIVE PILLS $$& lllood. nnd will completely chatiKO thn Mood In Ihu en tire system In three months Any person who will taka 1 ptncachnlKhtfrotn 1 to IV weeks tuny bo restore to sound health. tf such a thine lio possible. Hold ev erywhere, or sent by mail for H letter atampa. I. H. Jounbon ACo,, lluatun, ilasa., formerly lluiiKor, Ma. RAILROAD GAZETTE k JOURNAL OF TRJINSPOflTATIOH. Engineering' and Railroad News:- Fablltbed t 79 "roadway, Nir Tork. 4.tie per aBaona ixmUmt !, AGENTS-Lailies or Gciitlcracm m maku money fait handllrut MRU. OWENH' COOK BOOK. Invaluable tn Hutiiekccpera. I'rao I al and P palaft. Outfit St.CS. MIIH. V. K. 0VKN, cao ruiton atrcet, hicmr. LEARN Telrtrraphj and Station A rent' work and bo rare of a position paring from Mn to ItRO nor month, tildtm U. 11 Taylor, Mgr. lt'-Telfraph Golloce, Topokn, Ea. STANAK TKINH KKAUINOM AlfB UKL'1'rA.TIONN.-Ucit plrccr In proao rui ere. 33 ct. Any nowadvaler or booluvUcr. NOT FAIL (okjiuI fnrourfall ptluv lpt for 1W2. rrttUinn tuldreaa uixin npiIIOH tlon. ConiAlfimlciiCrifk- tiomi of r mlhl'ii ropilr rl for I'm aonal or i ami- ly uae.wlth over a.Hlio llluiitrntlona. Wo W1 all kouUU. hiilumilr prleea III (piantitlen toault Ihepiuebnaer. The only Innlllollrinwhonmke tlilitlicli'Kix'elallMmlnejn. MO,i'(JOMi:itV VAKI .t: I'll., 3CT tl 'HtW Wikliaali Avenue, C'lilcau", Illlimla. EXPOSITION ! UHMan'N7lni"FAIR MAN." lie aella reryihltiK you want in carry home. IKmlt peiul your money anywhere ele. Vim can ai yoiirl'iir Kuril ami Hotel Hill, -ay. JjfKiPKl rorCalnloKueiiiidtlulduof Chfeaeo, Fusil. "T1IK rAIII,"i 1 cor. Nlalcct: Aluiu(tt- BQQK4 la 2J It will pay uvery JIooJc (Jaavainvr iV;Wii;i). to rna u. liuoi her anrxlsont iklao ctutnr) dnaurlptloit llrat elan nnd fiut aellluc mid wu iMniii'M. o nuvu aj w ?n o -j. ( Lfivoa areiiowotferlnirviirui.rilliiHrr ImlarrmrNi, to t)u litcht iartlo. ir,riiiir)' .I'iiiiii iu vu uirtleulirirnt fi-.-. Write ua t i. run uirtieuiirirni r,-i-. wrueua. HUBBARD BH08.,ChlcHBO, III. u,ta J CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. HcfttColiKh Hymn. Twitrii cikmI. Uaolnlluii). rloldbydriiKKlata. IITIZqifflrAi ri f i ta m To heeomo a Mint ..I,,,, uiMirn .. W IJMHI JIWHMUM IU ..M4UI twl -,,i, J 1,l. Hilt Conierrufory circular of ,l),H.uidora,Juckiouvlllu.lH in i in minim in ::'.. .,-.V.V"T"i Ssr m I'orllmlni'aa at tho Oli r J-.-rArCommerciaICollece. CI s6tCcCCZ,& AddrcaC.IlAtis.lJ Olilrat & IJej rctilarfrecu Ouljiicjue.Ii. rtMnNTH-flRENlSVINTED-i''t Hilling nr leb Hln thiiHorld, 1 Hauiple fret Addreaa.l. A. llriinaoii, JlctroK. MluU. UrtMfPnU A HJn 1 ' M CUM remedlea. Neat caat?j tiUViUlUtAltllVifulldlreetlomibymall.Hl. AttenU , wanted. Tt-iiNKU A. IlilllKiKa, l,akihle Il'lilkt.thlcauo. 1 UV.STH WANTIMI for the heat and l'attiil JY. aellhiK 1'letortal llookiaud Illblea. Prli i-i rcduwd il percent. Natiu.vai. 1'uiii.idiiinuUo,, C'lucut;o,UL $47 A MONTH and bo.ml In your county. Men or l.ndlea. l'leuaunt bunlnean. Addn-w P.W .lEdl.Eiirt; Co., Dux VI, Chlcatfo, UL HAIR WIioimIq nnd rctftlL Kendforprlcu-llaU K. llUltSHAM, 71 State Street. Clilraico. VnilUR MTU ,f you want to lenrn TcU'Kraphy tn I UUIIU mtri tt few month", and be certain of situation, addrct Vai.kn hxk Iliioa , Janekvllle, WU. K. I.. bTKVKWto.N eii Co , illi Monroe Htrtet. Chlcagt. ABOUi: CUIti: for Kplletuy or Klt. U It . Five to poor, Un. KiiubK,2ll Arciiatbt.,Bt.I-ortlK,Mc A. N. K.-A. MT WttKS IVIlITiSa Ttt AOVXCICTIHKICB. plvtmei miy you buiv the A.lvertienfnS in till paper, ' ' Lm m Ml t V' i