y y .Ay X z DEVOTED TO AHT, SCIENCE, AGKICULTDRE, COMMERCE, NEWS, POLITICS, GENERAL INTELLIGENCE . AND THE INTERESTS , OF .-. NEBRASKA. CITY OF BKOWNVILLE, NEMAHA GOIJNTY, N. T.,; THURSDAY, OCTOBEE 21, 1858. NO. 171 VOL. III. Ay i . ; ! ! T i i r a A ry - a M ir -re : 33 'Si. 'it t in: r 1 .( f j Ml'! I i c. ors. if re- v u "' , t'T o me'' 5101 Mo. , fini( 'i t t 50 0,11! 0: is r- 1 1 i. be ore r ird f . Nebraska Cluucrtisct ri BLlsniD EVEET THCRSDAY BT R. W. FUUNAS, ScfoadStory Hoadley &' Muir's Building, ' (Corner of Main and First Streets.) BHOWNVIILENl . ...:.! i. ,1va.nee. - $2,00 Toroneje.rw P.. --. - '6 monltg. 2,50 4 4 1J " 3,00 nVof 12 or more win o i"'u",u7 v ' i " no"di cash accompany, the order, not otherwise. ... l . r ; l, m.A at tl50 ner RA.TES OF ADVERTISING : On.nar.U0 UncsDrU)on. insertion, r.aeh additional insertion, $1,00 0,50 2,50 One vvt, one monva, three months, 4,00 6,00 M " six months, 12,00 5,00 60,00 35,00 20,00 16,00 20,00 10,00 8,00 20,00 13,00 10,00 6,00 m one year, na.ineu Cards of six lines or less,one jear, Doe Column one year, One-half Column, one year, fourth " 4 - eighth " , - Column, six months, m fc.if Column.six months, fourth " 41 44 44 44 ju rinmn three months, - half Column, three months, .11 fourth " 44 ( 44 JAnnoancinffcanaiaaiesiorouiovi- ChTfirance will required for all advertise cnents except where actual responsibility is known. Tender cent for each change will be.added to the "o a?vertisement will be considered by the year, unless specified on the manuscript, or previously rreed upon between the parties. Adrertisements not marked on thecopy foraspee tfied number of insertions, will be continued until ordered out, and charged accordingly Ailadrertisementsfromitrangersortransientper- 40ns, to be raid in advance. . The pririlcgsof yearly advertisers willbeeonnn d ridredly to their own business;and all aivertise mnti noi pertiining thereto, to be paid for ex- Vearly advertisers bare the privilegcof changing their ad vertisemenU quarterly. .... All leaded advertisements charged double the above rates. ... ... v Advertisements on the inside exclusively will be charged extra. JOB PRINTING! ... . -r ir : o1ra.nf 5.00 Caving added to the Advertiser Office Card and Jab Tresses, New Type of the latest styles, Inks of all colores,Bronies, t ine Taper, Envelopes, Ac; we are now prepared to execute Job Work of every de scription in a style unsurpassed by any other office id the United States. Particular attention will be given to orders from Alistance in having them promptly attended to. The Proprietors, having had an extensive expe rience, 'will give their personal attention to this branch of business, and hope, in their endeavors to .tIease, both in the excellence of their work, and reasonable charges to receive a share of the public jatr'n aee. BUSINESS CARDS. MISS MARY TURNER, r.'ilLLUIER A!1D DRESS MAKER. Main Street, one door above Carsons Bank, BROWNVILLE, N. T. 'Bounds and Trimmings altcavs on hand. KJ XT. C. JOHNSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY AND rRcal Estate Agent, BROWNVILLE, N. T. REFERENCES. Ion.Wm.Jessup, Montrose, Pa. Jl. S. Bentlv, " " John C. Miller, Chicago, III. ( . Wm. K. McAllister, M " . Charles F. Fowler, " " R. W. Furnas, Brownville, X.T. O. F. Lake, " 44 May 7, 1857. 47-ly KEW PAINT SHOP. The nndemlgned begs leave to Inform the citizens of this plac and vicinity that be bat started a new Paint tUiup la Browaville, and will attend to all work iu the Painting Department, that be may be favored with. HOUSE, SIGN, SCENIC, 33V.TJT"X2XL -MINTED ORXA3IEXTAL PAIA TIXC ; . GRAINING, GILDING, AND PAPER HAHGIKG, Imitator of all Kinds of WOODS XJtD MARBLES, Instruction given Ic the GRECIAN OIL, CRAYON, ORIENTAL, OR GLASS PAINTING, On reasonable terms. Carriages painted neatly and with dispatch. lin ing bad a number of year' pratteal experience in , ,oiue of the largest Kwtern cities, he challenges com tetitioB west of the Mississippi, and feels confident that tie can give perfect satisfaction to all that may favor him ith their patronage. Call and see for youselves, that -Tint know can penorm an ii advertises. v CHARLES R. MANNING Brownville, Sept. 16, 185-ni UVER BENNET. WX. B. OAERIT. "AHE8 r. FISKR. ACCCSTV8 KNIGHT. OLIVER BENNETT & CO., Manufacturcrfand WhalesaleDcalersin BOOTS AND SHOES, jno. 7 main Street. Foimblt,Xo.101,CoknrofMaix avpQCUst.) ST. LOUIS, tUQ. E. LIATHIEU, Cabinet & 7agon-Haker ilain Street, bet. Sixth and Seventh. miowx YILTA IV. T. 1 '1 kind of cabinet work neatly executed, f-.ieyiirius of wjs-'us' plows, etc., promptly done S U Vv y-tS'l DANIEL L. McGARY, ftTTBMJCY AT LH, SOLICITOR IX CIIAXCERY. Brownville, Nebraska. Will practice in the Courts of Nebraka,and Xorth west Missouri. VAssrs. Crow, acureary vo., sjw. m, Hon. James M. Hutrhii, Hon. John R. Shcply, Hon. James CraiR, Do , Do St. Joseph, Mo. Do Nebraska City, N. T. Do. non. Silus w oodson, Judge A. A. Bradord, S. F. Nuckolls, Esq., T. E. HAYCOOK. Attrney at Law REAL ESTATE AGENT. Mount Vernon, Neraalia Co., Particular attention paid to the practice of law and col lection of debts in the counties or aemu, lauw, Sohnson, and Richardson, Nebraska Territory. Real estate bought and sold on commission. Land warrauts located for distant dealrrs. Pre-emption papers carefully prepared. REFERS TO Sam.n. Elbert, Plattsiuouth.N. T. II P Bennet, Nebraska city, N T O D Richardson, Omaha ciiy, N' T Fenner Ferguson, JIC, Bellevue, NT Cassady 4t Test, Bankers, Council Bluff, Iowa Cook, Sergeant &. Cook, Fort Desmoines, Iowa. December 3, 1857 i23!y R. L. DODGE, ATTORNEY ATLAW SOLICITOR IND CHANCERY, BIlOlVmLLG, IV'EBRASIiA. Land Warrants bought and sold. Pre-emption papers carefully mid correctly prepared. OFFICE on Main street, in Brown and Benneit'8 Bank- ins House. REFERENCES Hon. Fenner Ferguson, Bellevue, Nebraska. " R. W. Furnas Brownville, " " R. Brown " " Kinney &. Holley Nebraska City Hon. James Craig, St. Joseph Mo. Nave, McCord &. Co. " Clark &. Conrad, " July 8, !SJi8-v3n2-Iy NEW GROCERY PROVISION HOUSE, BY J. II. MORRISON, AT TIIE Old Stand. of M. P. CLARK, BROWNVILLE, N. Vhere can be found a full siif.ply of Family Groceries Ham and Bacon, M.ickrel and Cod Fih, Teas, Sugar, Coffee. Caudies, N uts, ine Crackers and Cheese, Liquors and Wines, Sardines, Ci?ars and Tobacco, Oysters and Lobsters, Peaches, Prunes, Blackberries- and Wnortle berries, and all articles usually kept in a Fancy Grocery Store, which he will gel 1 for cash or produce as cheap as the cheapast. Will you give me a share of your contiuuod patronage. Brownuille, July 15th, 1358. 3n3 ATTORNEY AT LAW, BKOtYNVTUE, N. T. Will write deeds of every kind and contracts for every purpose, with warranted legal accuracy. Office, in the Banking House of Lushbaugu &. Carson. REFER TO Hon. John A. Bingham, Cadiz, Ohio. " W K Carter, Cleveland, " " RP Spalding, " " " B F Lciter, Car. ton, " " SLahm, " " " Win R Sapp. Mt. Vern.n, " " S P Chase, Columbus, " Thou. Ford, Mansfield, ? " " Jas. Craig. St.' Joseph, Mo. Brownville, Oct. 22d, 'c7. v2nl7-ly O. B. HEWETT, ATTORNEY AT UW REAL ESTATE AGENT, BroAvnTille, Nebraska. Will attend to business iu all departments of his pro fession. Pre-emptors Rights Secured. Land Warrants for Sale. Office on First St., bet. Main and Water. REFERREVCES : Kinney & Holley, Nebraska City. Cheever Sweet & Co., do J. Sterlinp Morton do Brown &. Bennett, Brownville R. VT. Fursas do Brownville, N. T. ilay 13, 1S5S. v2n46tf NEMAHA LAUD AGENT, SURVEYOR & ROTARY PUBLIC, "Will select lands, Investigate titles, pay taxes, 4tc either in Kansas or Nebraska; buy, sell, and enter lands on commission; invest in town property, buy or sell the same, and will always have on hand correct plats of townships, counties, Ux., showing all lands sub- lecito entry, and where des-ired will furnish parties hv injt in the states with the same. Being the oldest settler in the county will in all cases be able to give full and reliable information. Auuress A. L. Coate. either at Brownville or Nemaha City, Nebraska Territory. 6m-42-v2 T. W. BEDFORD. County Surveyor HCDSON GEORGE, Notary Public BEDFORD & GEORGE S1KY11 11 cm ALSO REAL ESTATE A'GEHTS BROWNVILLE NEBRASKA. Office on Main Street. "WILL attend promptly to all business entrusted to them in the line of their profession. Will buy and sell Land warrants, make time entries, attend to the selec tion and location of Government Lands, hurvcy Town sites, subdivide Lands, make out City Plats. ic, Ilaving been located in the Territory for the patt year, we are prepared to make the most choice selections for actual settlors. Will pay taxes, investigate titles, and render assistance in contested caej at the U. S. Land Office. -Letters of Inquiry promptly answered. WE REFER TO Hon. T C Reynolds, Kingston, Penn. John J Pendleton, Esq. Cincinnati, Ohio " Hon Galutia A. Grow Washington City, D. C Hon Joseph G. Crane Dayton. Ohio Ryall & Charles, Land Agents, Sioux City, Iowa. Boster fit Hedges, Bankers do do Luhbauph& Carson, Bunkers rownville, N. T. -R. AV. Furnas, Etc. do do D. W, C. Cleav er, Geological Engineer, Scranton, Pa. RufuoR. Edwards, Esq. St. Joseph Mo. Col. John G. Fell Waverley Pa. W. G. George, Real Estate Agent, Daytou Ohio April 8. 1S8 v2n41-yly ' LOUIS WALDTEB, Sfen, and 0rnan.pr.tal Painter, GIiAZXEB, GRATfEB, Hocsc, AND PAPER II A S G E R , 33ROWITVII.I.E. If. T. raesthls method of informing tle public tikt hehas removed his paint shop from emah City to Uiis place lie thinks himself qualified to undertake any work per taining to his line of business, and respectfully invites the public to give him a call. Please leave ordersal tLe "Advertiser" cfllce." " , Jfuv. 19, 1S57. ' v?AAt Miscellaneons. In compliance with request we repub- hsh the foUowing, paraphrase on the old familiar lines entitled "The House' that Jack Built:" ; .' . Tho Dnmlrilf Frorfoil hv Inhn TRANSLATED FROM THE VULGATE OF MOTHER GOOSE. Behold the mansion reared by daxlal Jack. See the malt stirred in many a plethoric sack, In the proud cirque of I van's bivouac. , Mark how the rats' felonious fangs invade The golden store in John's pavilion laid. Anon, with velvet foot and Tarquin strides. Subtle Grimalkin to his quarry glides, Grimalkin grim, that slew the fierce rodent, Whose tooth insidious Johan's sackcloth rent I Lol now the deep-mouthed canine foe's assault, That vexed the avenger of the stolen malt," Stored in the hallowed precincts of that hall Which rose complete at John's creative call. nere stilks the impetuous cow with crumpled horn, Whereon the exacerbating hounds were torn, who bayed the feline slaughter-beast, that slew The rat predacious, whose keen fangs ran through The textile fibres that involved the grain Which lay in Han's inviolate domain. Here walks forlorn the damsal crowned with rue, Lacitif erions spoils from vaccine, dugs! who drew. Of that corniculate beaste whose tortuous horn Tossed to the clouds in fierce vindictive scorn, The harrying hound, whose braggart bark and stir Arched the lithe spine and reared the indignant fur ' Of Puss, that with vermicidial claw, Struck the weird rat in whose insatiate maw, Lay reeking malt that erst in Juan's courts we saw. Robed in senescent garb that seems in sooth Too long a prey to Chronos' iron tooth, Behold the man whose amorous lips incline. Full with young Eros' osculative sign, To the Morn maiden, whose lac-albin hands ' Drew albu-lactic wealth from lacteal glands Of that immortal bovine, by whose horn Distort, to rr aim ethereal was borne The beast catulean, vcxer of that sly Ulysses quadrupedal, who made die The old audacious rat that dared devonr Antecedaneous Ale in John's domestic bower. Lo, here, with hirsute honors doffed succinct Of Baponacious locks, the Priest who linked In Hymen's golden bands the torn unthfif t, , Whose means exigious stared from many a rift . Even as he kissed the virgin all forlorn, Who milked thecow with implicated horn, ' Who in fine wrath the canine torturer skied, . That dared to vex the insidious muricide, who let auroral effluence through the pelt Of the sly rat that robbed the palace John had built. The loud cantankerous Shanghae comes at last, Whose shouies arouse the shorn ecclesiast Who sealed the vows of Hymen's sacrament. To him, who robed in garments indigent, Exosculates the damsel lachrymose, The emulgator of that honored brute morose. That tossed the dog, that worried the cat, that kilt The rat that eat the malt that lay in the house that John had built. The Ocean Invasion. At a mpptintr of the tenants of the deep, held off Cape Breton, yesterday afternoon, reports the Boston Gazette, the Prince of Whales was chosen Presi dent, who stated the object of the meet ing to be to decide upon the merits of the Atlantic Cable, its probable infring- ment ypon the rights of original settlers, and generally to consider what it all meant. Suddenly, he said, they found this cable thrust downamonr them, which was calculated to deceive the smaller frv. as they deemed that it was something to eat. ne nimseir nao ruooeo nis nose against it, but he could make no impres- nake no impres- little matter but X as ooenina sion upon it. It was a still it was to be looked at A O lrouim meir aomam, anu ne wisneo for a free expression of the opinion of - w . - i . nnripfD.ii ihnt although they were fish, they would not v f , mntlo, if .-ix.iuvvu, iuoi, SLdlV uwiil iuc iuuiii , uuu il ituy" tlnnrr ivn? sntisfaptorv. hp. tor onp won d O " w j , say let it slide. Ti,,m ri Pen wnt nnp thnf had been deceived by "the line, and had, in his-efforts to bite it, broken out several of his front teeth. fA voice in the crowd .v a. .;,.c Qf cm UO IU UCllUSliS uuu &tl ooic iJCVV Vtt fria npppn T Sharb Fsn.. of the detective force. said that chasing a delinquent mullet, he came in contact with the line, and receiv- ed a severe injury in the his head. He hofro-od t0 r.omnanv tn look at the wound, V kll J VVtMj - , He removed a large piece of kelp and re vealed a deep mark over his right eye.j lie confessed that he had been staggar r 1 V.. .V. VI 1 1- IP tha inmTM nv lda.nvh.duininrpd in that 4v. j0, . cL.,i,J p Mnrinp, doMiTTi v4 crtic rrht h w 1,0.1 Ti,n Annn; nf ih main had been invaded, and he, for one, was ready to throw away his scabbard; and saw off the cable. King Fish, Esq., -took the same view as his military friend, and went in for ruttinfT nfT. r - " - - TVfr TTnrcP TifrAarpl thnntrhl thpr .roe cause to suspect anything in this line that ,. A .u a c part he thought all respectable fish should 1 1 f-" r 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 in 11 t-t" 1 ' r ' t' 1 11 1 111 a 111 1 1 iv raise tneir tongues and sounds against the invasion. Jola Pornoise. Eso.. rose to sneak. when every fin ceased to vibrate, and universal smile snrpnd over the audience, TTn snid hp had nnt mniP tn mnlo anw speech, but he was of the opinion that he might say something, as he usually did when he spoke. . He was for introducing pacific measures, even though he was in the Atlantic. TLaughter.! He was not one that belieyed that the line was going w to anect any fish who was not a chowder- head. f Hear, hear.! If fish would 1 . confine themselves simply to cold water, nnM nnd rharrrp thpm to the commnv. 1 He heard this suggestion, and perhaps sir," to an assurance on the part of his teemed the: mechanic throws the ham should profit by it, but his feelings were excited customer, that he wauld "drap in mer with increased power, and shoves the outraged by the deception. . arter the dog ina half hour." : plane with a dextrous hand the mer- there would be no danger;. For his part, he was disposed to blow for the new, line, tr'n3'' ' Mh V 'I'Vo rather than t0 take any part in the busi. ness of the meeting, but he and his com- panion, Mr. Bluefish, from a summer visit t0 the glades tad learned to . respct Yan- vv p,wwuu, " . j v- 1 'if ; 1 t ".' I terpnsmg class or ammais naa anytmng to do with the present mysterioui arrange- ment, hewould oppose it becausetit would do no good. It was bound to go,4 Mr. Bluefish responded, "That's so.!" and a young Tautog, whose ancester had .frightful face appeared behind some im f alien at Compton, wiped away a -briny mense lars, and a hoarse voice exclaim tear, as he endorsed the response. ; . Mr. Deepsea . Cod didn't see much cause for uneasiness, although he could not feel a direct interest in the matter, as, ixiauno iu ocm,c, uc naa wuw inaaici ui a little lie of his own, in which his inter- est was concentrated. The crv . of "Liv- er, . nenaa just neard in tne crowd, did not affect him.. He threw back the im- putauon, and would say mat tnrougn nis liver many human lights had been1 saved from going fout. lie was a philanthro- pist, and was willing to sacrifice himself so long as it would pay. - Mr. Big Blackfish did cot apprehend much trouble from it, only he was oppos- ed to all. innovations. He didn't believe in any new f angled notions at all, and he 1 thought that by consenting to let .the ca- ble remain, they were encouraging the vagaries of the fish but of the :water. He would move the passage of the following rrsolution: Resolved, That the long line across our - - 1 territory is an infringement, and should not De auowea. inis resolution was aiscussea Dy me Messrs. Cod, Haddock and Dolphin, and others, chiefly in' the opposition, when the resolution was lost. It was then voted that the cable be al lowed to remain, and the proceedings or dered to be published in the Gazette, to be furnished through the cable ; a batte ry of electric eels having volunteered their services for the occasion. ; ; . After thanking the President for the polite and , impartial manner in whichhe had discharged his duties, tne meeting dissolved in deep water.- A Dog DlOrj. . ' The following, amusing scene took place in the Telegraph omce at. Torts- mouth Ohio: While the operator was explaining the modus' operahdi of applying the galvanic current to the transmission of intelligence between distant places, a tall and partic ularly ungainly .specimen of the ' genus homo, stalked into the office. He was a tall, muscular, brawny fellow of the spe cies Pike, and to judge from his brusque manners and uncouth appearance, had always dwelt on the rrotier, or some whprA npar snndnwn. nutsidfi thp nalp. of nVili'yntinn hp shnwpd svmntnms nf ran- w. , j j i id walk, and hastily inquired : "Telegraph office, eh?" . "It is, sir, - replied the operator, po litely.: . ' "Runs from here to Dayton?7' ,- (iVoe " . 'Good! I've got a rite smart job fur ve, I left thar afore sun up this morning, in sich a alfired splutter, I clean forgot 'y ug Ul U1C WVC111, AAC a powerful good dog stranger, I tell you, powerrui gooa aog, stranger, x icu yuu, a cross 'twixi a Newfoundland and a reg- ular bull smarras a '.mountain cat, and a hlll3 uai wu his hettin wildcats and a nan-grown pan- .11 .1 j-. 7 ; ,vnrih i i rinr inriiwii in KHrv udv. an la nvuu .-- - . . . any money to hunt lnjms, an' that's just LvhnrT'ma crwin. an' I want vou to tele, "- 6 J STapn mm down nur m OOUDie uuitK me- 1 - . . ter, for the steamboat is a gwin to leave in an hour, an' I wouldn loose that do? fur a heap." . ".' . e ooservea a comicai exurcb&iuu mi over the operator's countenance asie pre- tpndpd tn nntP down a descnntion ot the I .v-n . , 7 . , musinnr nnimn .and answerea. "ail rifrni When he returned the first obiect that . attracted his attention was a stub-tailed pup of the most diminutive proportions which was tied to the operator's table, and saluted him as he entered with a and cnlntpd him as hp. entered with a shrill how! rvow! wow! . :. 'You are just in time, sir, here js the doo- all n TC Onlv a little out of breath, owing to the rapidity of his jour nev. said the operator. w h ; t ? ormrra t pd Pikp. strikinrr Un aitihJ. f nmrPivP flonimpnt. whih o tnn nroo-nant for word. . . "Here sir, tied to the table." "What! that teeny spririglin' "fizzled up har my doe? - You do inotme'an to say that dod dearned, short legged, little squint eved. lop eared, mangy beast is mvdnnr? AfinP i5 thft hpst dorr in Ore- ww. ,aiaiuv rt n-nn aUAnin W sjnlpndid animal. a regular beauty a two hundred poun- v 1 c 1, ?' a tV,ic 1 iimt ir 1 11 u-ii' 1-111 a. rr- a. lu a j point the speaker having exhausted his vocabulary, stopped to oreame. "Very singular, extraordinary singu- lar.I mav sav. Has your ; correspondent a made s mistake and forwarded the wrong animal V1 '1 " Ari?!nkft hp Clisscd ! ItJS a TCglar SWin- die, sir. That blasted .tavern-keeper up thar has stole my aog, ana sent me- mis jnfernal little runt in his place. What' the damage f "Nothing, as you have failed to get the 1 - ; r rinu dog'. ,. . . Pike left the office swearing he : was going to Dayton to stalp' that dod-rotted, J do: stealing tavern-keeper. ..Solomon De Caus. who was shut ud tor his supposed insanity, in the Bicetre, a.1 PaFisv ms to have been the first to moving carriages on land, as well as ships at-sea. ' Marion de Lorme, in a letter to the 3Iarquis de Cinq-Mars,' dated Pan'3, February, 1641, thus describes a visit to uiig viicuiaicu ujau-uujjse ill liic CUHlya- ... . ny ot tne - English xMarquis of Worces- ter: . , ' . . i -;" We were; crossing the court, and I, more dead than alive with fnVht. kept close fo mv companion's side, whpn a ed : . . - ; ; . "I am tiot mad ! I am not mad ! I have made a discoverv that would PnnVh th country that adopted it.". "vnai nas- ne uiscovereu. asked our guide. ; - Oh!' answered thp k nngr his shoulders: 'somethin?? triflino- enough; you would never jruess it: it's the use of the steam of boilin water.' began ta laugh. 'This man,' continued the keeper, 'is named Solomon de Caus; he came from Normandy four years ao-o, to present to the Kine a statement of the effects that raiirht be produced from his invention. To listen to him, vou would imagine that with steam vou could navi- gate ships, move carriages, in fact, there iS no end to the miracles which he insists could be performed. The Cardinal sent the madman awav without list Pninnr tn him. Solomon, far from beins- discour jured. followed the Cardinal Went, with determined perseverance, who O " ' T ' -.w tired of finding him forever in his path. and annoved at, h s fn v. shut him up m the Bicetre. " Jim had read the well-known story of George Washington's love of truth, and the- father's love of the noble principles of his son, so well manifested on the oc casion reierred to, of George s cutting down the cherry-tree, acknowledging his transgression, and receiving a full and free pardon besides praises and kind ca rpssps frnm his fathpr. Sn Jim nrtunt ed by lhe noble example, supplied him seif wilh a hatchet, and going into his father's orchard, cut down some choice fruit trooo Ho Hion nrrxr to 4 H r t--r - await the old man's coming, and as soon as he made his appearance, marched. up to him with a very important air, and ac knowledged the deed, expecting the next thing on the programme to be tears, ben edictionr, and embraces from the offended parent. But, sad to relate, instead o this, the old gentleman caught op a hick ory and gave him an all-fired lamming Jim was no Washington. It Made me feel Goot and Slcen Yell. The question as to the intoxicating properties Of lager beer is every few weeks raised in weeks raised in the New York City courts. A few days ago, the keeper of a lasrer beer saloon testified to the fact that he had known men to drink sixty glasses of lager beer in the space of four hours. Another witness stated that some men could drink forty glasses of lager beer without feeling any bad effect. A German testified that he had drank one hundred and sixty glasses of lager beer in a day equal to ten gallons. The Judjre asked him what effect it had on 0 - nmj, to which he replied : "II fee goot, and I sleeps veil. 'It made me He said , . . A , npr. wuiihss sworn rum iih t-ouiti tirinvi j , , a-.j Sauuua a uay u mout uu aueu.u Uy it.- A number of witness testified to i . iii l j -"'"'o -0".j b"" " J I - - , ; 'J ;" 1,1U111" I Get married! Marry, let the risk be " , profession, inspires confidence, and com- manas respect, una a wjik, me ia- I . - - ei is uiuiu nuaiv, 111c uuliui iuuic cs' I ' 1 1 1 . T 1. cnant gets a oetter credit, in snort, a man without a wire is no man at all ! She nurses while sick, she watches for him in health. - Gentlemen, get a wife, a pretty one it you like them best; a good one when.she js to be found ; and a rich one if you car. find her pretty and good. . Sleep, Women require more sleep than men, and farmers less than those en gaged in any other occupation. Editors, reporters, printers, and telegraph opera- tors,-need no sleep at all. Lavvyers can sleep as much as they choose, and thus keep out, of mischief. Clergymen can sleep twenty-four hours, and put their F1S" iU UUL,C 1 . 1 - A &MART GlKL. iV leiiCW Was WCU ding his way a short ; time ago, through some . narrow nassaore. when he met a - - - j pretty modest girl. Pray, my dear," said he, ?'what do they call this passage?" "Balaam s passage, , replied the girl. "Ah, then," continued the puppyVJ am like Balaam stopped by an angel." ".And 1 rejoined the girl, as she push ed past him, -am like the angels, topped iu A minister out West, advertises, in the hone of. making young people come tor vyaru, max. ne win jnarry laeiu iur t 1 ' i - i "ii i r it. a glass of whisky, a dozen of eggs, the first kiss of the bride, and a quarter of a i . j 1 pig. Farm and Garden; The "ClcTdand Bay.' . ORIGIN. The Cleveland Bay Horse' originated in. the district of Cleveland, in Yorkshire, ngland ; and n now found, not only in hat district, and throughout the counties of York and Durham, but in almost al parts of the Island. The breed seems to have been formed by the iudicious crossing of the race-horse, with the orig inal breeds of the district, and was not the. result of a- happy accident, but of careful and long continued cultivation. DESCRIPTION. The color of this breed is bay, as the name indicates; the height is generally sixteen hands or over, and the weight be tween fourteen and fifteen hundred pounds. The limbs have sufficient bone and muscle, and are entirely clean. These horses have a good breast, an ob lique shoulder, a fine neck, and a noble carriage. As might be expected, from the origine, this race combine fine action with great strength. ADAPTATION. " The Cleveland Bay is considered to be the best carriage horse in the world ; and for such purpose, is in great demand in France, as well as Great Britain, is equally well suited to ordinary farm work, and on account of his fast walk, is especially fitted for the plow. IMPORTATION. If horses of this description had occa sionally been imported, instead of race horses, the interest of the farming com munity would probably have been more promoted. Thorough-breeds have con tributed greatly to the improvement of the larger and coarser racers, but our horses are generally too small, to he essentially benefitted by such a cross, except in rela tion to speed. For a farm horse, strength is of more consequence than speed.. Could a horse be found, uniting activity with strength, that, assuredly, would be the horse for the farmer. Such, we be lieve, is the Cleveland Bay. A beauti f ul horse of his variety, was recently im ported, and is now owned by Brutus J. Clay, of Kentucky. Agricultural Education. When farming is conducted on scien tific principles, the increase of crops, would amply compensate for the labor and capital expended in the production; but when it is, as too often happens, re garded as one of those callings that only require strong arms and industrious hab its to ensure success, it is very likely to prove anything but successful so long as the true principles of cultivating and maintaining the fertility of the soil re main unlearned. Strong hands and pa tient industry might suffice while popula tion continued thin and scattered, and while the land was subject to a very small amount of impost, but in these days, when population has become dense, when the land is subject to high rent and hea vy taxes, stong arms and industrious ha bits will not akine suffice to enable the farmer to meet and overcome his difficul ties. In these days the battle is not with with the strong, but with the intelligent ; and ir the tanner expects to succeed in his profession, he must begin by acquir ing a knowledge of the nature of the ma terials he has to operate upon the na ture of the productions he has to raise from them and how best his great ma chine, the soil, shall be best maintained in efficient order. Vegetable Eggs. We are indebted to E. Sanborn, of Andover, for specimens of some queer productions of nature. They are palled Vecretable Eggs, and lqok, in size, shape. and ceneral appearance, like Shanghai, or goose eegs. T Tx r 1 Dr, Sanborn informs us that the seed carne from the Patent-Office, at Washington- The plant is anew species, and a bright ornament to a gar den. If planted by a shrub or tree which is not mere than fifteen feet high the plant will cover it with those apparent productions of the Shanghai, or goose. Dr. Sanborn bas raised a large number of these eggs, and will gladly distribute them wherever they will be appreciated- Boston Journal. The Cork Tree. r The Cork Tree, which flourishes natur ally in the south of Europe, is an ever green, about twenty or thirty feet high. The substance denominated Cork is the outer bark, which sometimes grows two or three inches in thickness. From the Patent Office the seed has been distribu ted to a number of the States, to test the adaptation to our climate. Dacks. ' Ducklings intended for the table should be confined in a warm house, never be allowed to swim, and have an unlimited supply of food. A mixture of three parts of Indian corn meal, and one part potatoes,' moistened slightly with the washings of dishes, the liquor in which meat has been boiled, or milk, with a few unground grains of barley once daily, fat, tens thera quickly. . - He who boasts of his ancesters confess es that he has no virtue cf his own. No othp.r person has lived for our honor; nor ought that to be reputed ours which was, long before we had a being; for what advantage can it possibly be to a man bom blind, that his parents had good eves ? . 1 , ! Onr CMp Baskgt. " Virtue, like some flowers, blooms pftrrj fairest in the shade. ' A fine coat often covers an intolerable? fool, but never conceals one. Men usually follow their wishes till svt: fering compells them to follojv ihejrjud.jr ment. . The highest stage of virtue, is wherf we begin to love it, not for its ptjepts,but' for itself. He is happy whose pircumstances snip his temper ; but he ' is more happy who; can always suit his temper to any circumstance. . Hopeful Youth "You want ging that's what you do !". a flog "1 know I do, dad, but I'll try and get along without it.". There was point to the quaint remark of a plain farmer to a somewhat tranr sendental preacher: "lake care yoy don't put the hay on the rack, so high the ' lambs cannot reach it. Mrs. Partington says th,e onfy way prevent steamboat explosions, is to "inakje the engineers b'ile their water on shore. In her opinion, all the bustin' is done by cookin' the steam on board. "How is your husband this afternoon, Mrs. Squiggs ?" "Why, the .dqctor say? if he lives till mornin' he shall have some hopes of him; but if he don't he must give him cp." . . An .enthusiastic admirer of the CjT' was repeatedly saying te fliar Ja great; "Yes," was the reply of his companionj "but God is greater." "Ah!" exclaimr ed the Russian, "but the tzar is young yet!" ' "Here, you little rascal, walk up hex& and give an account of yourself wUero have you been ?" "After the girls, father." Did you ever know me fp $0 so wfren I was young?" "No, Sir, but mother did." "My son; you had better go tp be,d.'J Since the progress of the race seemj to be the great purpose cf Providence, it becomes us all to venerate the future. We must be ready to sacrifice ourselves" for the coming generation, as they in., their turn must Jive for tljeir posterity. A perpetual conflict wjth natural der sir.es seems to be the Jot .of our present state. In youth we require something pf the tardiness and 'frigidity of age ; and in acre we must labor to recall the fire and impetuosity of youth ; in youth .we must learn to expect ; in age to enjoy." "How fortunate I am in rAeeting a rain? beau in this storm," said a young lady -who was caught in a shower the other day to her beau of promise jyQ happen- " ed along with an umbrella. "And I,'7 said be gallantly, "am as rauch so as the poor Laplander when has caught a rein? deer.', A woman is either worth a great deal or nothing. If good for nothing, she is not worth getting jealous for ; if she be a true woman, she wijl gjye no cause for jealousy. A man is a brute to be jeaj ous of a good woman a fool to be jeal ous of a wortless one but is a doublp fool to cut his throat for either cf them. Relations take the greatest liberties and give the least assistance. If a stran- ger cannot help us with his purse, he will, not insult us with his comments; but with m Iations, it mostly happens that they are the veriest misers with regard to thejp property, but perfect prodigals in the at: tide of adrice. In all novels there is a certain amount, of truth mixed up with fiction. All tha incidents related may not have occurred to one individual ; but to make a work of fiction truthful, the incidents descibed and the characters portrayed, must hare thejr ' prototypes in nature and tftp experience of life. Patrick, you fool, what makes you start after that rabbit when your gun hs 110 lock on it ? Hush ! hush ! darling replied the other, tha rabbit donJt knoy that. . As the eye of the morning to the lark, the shade of the eyeniqg to the owl, hon ey to the bee, or the carcass to the tuI- ture; so, according to an eminent author. is life to the heart of man. Though, bright, it dazzles cot. And yet who is. he that knoweth it3 true value ? Each period of life requires special gifts and graces. Therefore, indepen dently of the progress of character, per sons shine particularly in one or another period, according to their natural tem peraments and endowments. Those who most charm us in youth, do not always dispense the steady fragrance pf good deeds in middle life; and our ideal cf old age, is often best satisfied by those vrho have passed upnoticed through the more, active periods of life. Virtue is not more exempt than vica from the ills of fate, but it contains with in itself alwuys an energy to resist theny and sometimes an anodyne to sooth. "The chains clank on its limbs, but it $Lags amid its tasks.'' As the petty fish, which js fabled tq possess the property of arresting the pro gress of the largest vessel to which it clings, so may a single predjudice ennof ticed or dispised, more than the adverse, blast, or the dead calm, delay the laru of knowledge in the vast seas of tjrga.