;! The Commoner. VOLUME 13, NUMBER 4 4 ?i fix ft' . The Commoner. ISSUED WEEKLY ISntcrcd at the Pofltofflco at Lincoln, Ncbranka, an Hucoml-cIaHfi matter. WlMMJI J. HtlYAN ClIAM.MS W- JlllYAN Kcllloi mill I'rojirlPtor .'J1'1 . r JlJtifAiin 1 ,Mi"icam'i Ifilllorlnl JlooinR nnd Huh new JWmciiitci FcJItor Olllco. SlM-SfO Knilli Ktli Mrcet Ono Yonr fl.OO Mix Month RO In Clubn of Flvo or more, per year.. .75 Tli re Monllm J0 h'ltiKlc Copy " Sample CoplcH Free. Forplffii Pout, fi2c Extra. SIJIISCKII'TIONS can be nent direct to Tho Com moner. They can alflo bo sent through noWBpapern which hava advertlHod a clubbing rato, or through local affoiitH, whuro Hub-ugcntn havo been ap pointed. All romlttanoeH Hhould bo Bent by post ofOco money order, exprens order, or by bank draft on New York or Chicago. Do not tfend individual checks, Htampn or money. II ION IOWA l.s Tho dato on your wrapper chows tho tlmo to which your subscription Ih nald. Thus January 21, '12 meium that payment has been re ceived to and Including tho last Ibhuo of January. 3 012. Two week.M are required after money has been received beforo tho dato on wrapper can bo changed. OHANOIQ oir AnnillflSS -SubHcrlborn requesting ft chaugo of addrcu mum glvo old an well an new uddrens. ADVICIITISINC Rates will be furnished upon application. Address oil communications to THE COMMONER, Lincoln, Neb. TIIK lODITOIt'S IUTSY DAY" IQmmott Conway is doing some good work for tho Sioux City (In.) Tribune in a department called "Current Comment by the High Brow Janitor." Ono of his contributions is entitled, "Tho Editor," and is as follows: "Even an editor loses dignity at times, like whon he's putting on storm windows, running a lawnmowor or eating at a lunch counter," said Tho Janitor with a 'continued on P-fi' expression on his face. Evon the editorial 'wo' won't got him much in such pinches, so he might as well quit talking In plural bunches. An editor al ways Is 'we' because ho must bo double, so's ho can arguo all tho great questions with himself and koop dictionaries in circulation. "Ho must bo a'wise party," said The Stonog, "and be hop to all tho dope on ship subsidy, merchant marine, parcel post, William Jennings Bryan and tho high cost of living. Which looks like somo Hold to me." "They're well posted on that last subject," ho answorod. "An editor is one of the most power ful men in tho country when he's in good standing with his own printers and they approve of his stylo of writing. Everybody reads the editorial page, especially if it contains a daily story on lovo and sew forth that's continued every day just at tho most interesting place. Somo of tho wiso warts like to call it the idiotorial' page, but I'm for thumbs down on such levity. I like tho versatile editor who can get out an extra every hour, write editorials indorsing tho G. 0. P., bo publicity man for tho democrats and vote for Debs every four years "The church oditor is one of tho most in teresting nom de plumes you'll find around a news joint. Hols there like a duck, which means that he likes water for external purposes only He's generally selected for tho job because he's never soon tho inside of a sacred edifice and wouldn't know a church aislo from a bowling alley. lie calls tho preachers by their first name when thoyro present and by worso names as soon as thoy'ro gone. Ho writes some of tho finest sormons tho congregations ever read Generally ho's tho best Kelleigh pool nlaver nn tho staff and will stand pat on tmys Sr worse 1'vo known church editors who dug up so much scandal the police reporter got jealous. They 5fherqdn?. rUXUPUB ' " DaiIy Rag 0fDce tho "Did tho raK got cnught ,n u happened?" asked Trixio. l ,?il" 5,ft.attt2,"l! Fior, ?o writes ";"w ""no, wiih arrested for boatine nn his wife." find Ottn nn,i n, " . U"E UD man's page that day.'" and there was no wo- Subscribers to The Commoner who 1 commenced with tho first issue of tho imnci' should rnnnw !,.. ..i ,,. " Sf now to uvoici t.;o pos-sibUity rS an issue of tho paper. a, i00000(S)0! ish Home Rule Contingencies In order to arrive at a clear understanding or the Irish home rule situation, and the pros pects of tho bill which passed the British house of commons tho other day becoming law, it is necessary to go back to tho parliamentary act of 1911, under which final veto power was taken from the lords as to the general legislation. That act provided that any new legislation that has been passed three times at successive ses sions of the commons, and within the life of a single parliament; should become a law on its third passage without the consent of the upper chamber, but two years must elapse between the dato of the first introduction of the bill and the dato on which it passes the commons the third time. The homo rule bill, which has just passed the lower chamber, and which, it is conceded, will be thrown out by the lords, was introduced in April, 1912; hence it could not become a law over the heads of the lords until some time next year. As the case now stands, it will be seen, the only thing that can prevent realization of homo rule at the end of the two years are dissolution of parliament in the meantime, in which event legislation would have to begin ab initio, even should the new commons be of the same complexion as the present, an adverse verdict from the country, or a successful re bellion in Ulster. In the last named contingency there is no reason to take serious stock, despite the threats and the warnings of the more virulent unionists and champions of Ulster. Touching dissolu tion, the indications against it are far stronger than they were some months back; consequently Vihn0 p'iUld ?Pp!ar no sma11 Justification for John Redmond's hope and opinion that the cur rent measure will become law before the existing pnrliampnt expires by limitation or otherwise hope and opinion he expressed in one of th most eloquent, earnest and impressive speechel ever delivered in tho commons speecnes Yet there aro devoted friends of Ireland ir dent and consistent sympathizers with the cause of home rule who question if it would not be sr.-sa SSL saM rulers In their case agalSfSSStln, U ster Cm the operations ol the bill is inherent In thS argument of the home rulers VwiL Ve the situation they are asking i???TeB; In Golden rule appIyVS rtgh a'nfpo, icy' the perial parliament. Ulster would h..? m" ing home rule question to dial wVh tL B,tad might easily deal with i more w ely SS! country has done. Conversely 7Zt?S This land majority must always havo a vp? L Jre" cQnlmQ rUl wSSon to "del wiTh ' cause Ulster can no more tolprnto u , r the south could tolorainite?lroleB ?i If demands of that kind are to be granted hp cause they are made, then losic rpnE i el elusive. Fair-minded men at J distoSSi Iy ?' never so firmly convinced of the uXl'of h?mJ Ulster was Impracticable andwmui) eXC!pt sess oT?u,rhCSeHrT--c"- rule sympathile'orfa-KC tit to the country to their conclusion. Their reason is found in a colloquy which took place between Mr. Asquith and Bonar Law during the debate on the Carson exclusion proposition. The prime minister propounded the direct and challenging question, whether in the event of the home rule bill in its final form being submitted to the people "of this country" and approved by thorn, tho opposition would maintain its attitude touching Ulster. Categorically and challenging ly, the leader of the opposition replied that if the bill were fairly submitted to the judgment of the country, and the country approved it, he and his party would not encourage Ulster to reFist. Moreover, Mr. Law thanked the govern ment for the opportunity to make tho position of the opposition clear. Tho contention of the home rule advocates, who are in favor of submission, is that the moral and political effect of a home rule mandate from the country would be not only to put Ulster on the defensive, but in the necessity of her accep tance of the situation, on a test of her own terms, would conduce gradually to harmonious and co-operative legislation at Dublin, and a burial of differences that would be impossible under parliamentary and party imposition of home rule upon Ulster, as contemplated in the mere "passage" of the present bill. That there would seem much that is wise in the conten tion can be maintained without the slightest involvement of disloyalty to the principle of home rule, or surrender of conviction that Eng land will never have done her duty to herself or to Ireland until home rule shall have been granted. The problem is one only of the best way out in the interests of England and of Ireland as a whole, and of tho empire, and in the interests of right and justice to all parties, and of the permanence and harmonious and practical working of the institution. Richmond (Va.) Times-Dispatch. HOIME RULE 0 Paddy dear, and did you hear tha,news that's going round? ' r'.'' The' Shamrock's got to have a spot to grow on Irish ground! Too long in the dark have you lain, 0 mother in green and in white! The centuries' penance of pain Has made a perp.etual night. But now, as you shatter your chain, 0 mother, tho light! And soon St. Patrick's Day we'll keep; its colors will be seen, For Irish law will find no flaw in wearing of the green. Your eyes were the window of stars Till curtains of terror were drawn; They wept at the Sassenach scars Red-angry on Shemus and Shaun. But now, as you pluck at your bars, O mother, the dawn! 1 met with Napper Tandy's ghost; it took me by tho hand. I said, "How is old Ireland now?" "Me boy, she's feeling grand!" Aymu motner and sweetheart and Queen, The foolish believed you would die; But from your lost garden of green Came breath that no jailer could buy. And lo! in your eyes shall be seen, O mother, tho sky! The ancient color soon will flaunt upon the old caubeen, And, glory be! old ghosts will see the wearing of the green! New York World. arranirpd T. n S,?1CCtcd SPccch. Revised and S?w?? ! a convenient two-volumo edition. Sd?0?'0861?! Mr Bryan's most notabl9 fm2nSBM d orations and cover the chief anPorn?nr J8 and. features of his career as 1 SIS advocate. A familiarly intimato m 1ite,reftl5B Moeraphical introduction by Thewo vninBj;yan nlwI opens Volume I. ?. volumes bound in cloth, sent to any address prepaid on receipt of price, $2.00 The 5?inftiSat1ALeditlS5' i vols'' et for 18.00. Prepaid. Address The Commoner, Lincoln Neb! t