' mmemM&tm ")" OHMfc. 12 The Commoner VOLUME 11, NUMBER 4ft of the grounding of the S. . S. "Prinz Joachim" on one of the Bahama roofs, and of tho subsequent experiences of tho passengers, which was communicated to our represen- ays Qronvlllo Klelsor (formorlr of Yalo Facility). He rid you of timidity glvca you confldonco In yourself develops your power nnd personality. Just g.vohlm fifteen minutes oryor mo dally at home and he will spoodlly teach you how to Sell Goods IWnke Political Spccchew A ddrcRK Hoard Mcctlngi ellvcr After Din ner Speeches PropoHe Toasts Converse and Tell Storlea IBntortatalngly. If you cant talk to tho point, you can't carry canvlctloayou can't w 1 n 1 Don't you want to be a wlnnorT Then write today. 1a us toll you aU about thlshclpfulCouneandprovo ltsvaluo. Funk & Vagnall Company, Dopt, 359, N ew York. 1912 CALENDAR FREE Four very finest Ohrtstmas and Now Year Pott Cards and a beautiful New Yar Calendar ornamen ted In Bold maHcd free If you send 1 cent stamp to pay postaco. This special Introductory advertising offar good only 30 days. Write immediately. fetes Card Club, 30 Capper Bldg., Topeka, Kan, tativo on Sunday afternoon by tho distinguished Amorican orator and statesman, tho Hon.. William Jen nings Bryan. No narration of the unfortunato incident could have been clearer or more impressive, and at the same time more simple and un affected. It brought tho events of tho fateful morning on which the finely-appointed, vessel got wedged to the treacherous rocks, vividly be fore the mind's oye; and yet thore was no straining after effect, no at tempt to over-draw a single scene, as tho story unfolded itself. It was a plain tale, plainly and modestly told by one of the greatest masters of tho English language. And the lessons which Mr. Bryan drew from his unpleasant experiences and those of hia fellow-passengers were equally impressive and con vincing. Why should not a light house have been placed long ago near the spot where the "Prinz Joachim" went ashore: a spot where cloudy weather often prevails and strong currents carry vessels far out of their course, despite the utmost care and vigilance of the navigators? Again, why Bhould not steamers have two wireless operators on board In stead of only one, so that communi cation with neighboring vessels might be maintained uninterruptedly if necessary? The accident occurred at an hour when the wireless men In the vicinity were all asleep. Such men have got to get their hours of rest as well as other people; and therefore a considerable time elapsed before the "Prinz Joachim's" opera tor could get news conveyed to the nearest steamer of the peril with which, the passengers and crew on board were cenfronted. Indeed, the mis hap was known in distant New York about a couple of hours before a vessel, only eighty miles oft, kaew a word. about it, or could arrange to come to tho rescue. What might not have happened in those two hours if tho atmospheric conditions had been slightly different! Tho moral taught by tho accident is clearly this, that if it be worth while to instal wireless telegraphic appara tus on a vessel, it is also worth while to engage two operators, so that a continuous service may be Insured night and day. We have little doubt that when Mr. Bryan's sensible sug gestion is reported to the head offices of all the creat steamship lines (as it is certain to be) it will be favor ably considered and speedily adopted by the directors. After all, the salary of an additional operator will not make much difference to the run ning expenses of any large ocean going passenger steamer. A Suggestion In the name of Its numerous readers, the "Gleaner" extends a cordial welcome to Mr. Bryan, as a distinguished and representative citizen of the United States, on his arrival in this colony. We congratu late him, the members of his family circle who accompanied him, and all the other passengers who traveled with him, on their escape from a position of great danger, and on the happy Issue of an eventful and what win always oe to tnem a memorable voyage. The liame and fame of Mr. Bryan have precede'd him. The newspaper readers of this island know as much of his public career and political principles as they know of the leading statesmen of the mother country; and we are quite sure that It would be a great pleasure to Jamaica people to listen to one of those eloquent addresses with which ho has stirred the hearts of multitudes, not only in his own great republic, but also in the mother country, to which he is attached by ties of affection similar to our own. Mr. Bryan's interests are wide and world embracing. It would be out of place to suggest that he should speak on political questions in. such a colony as this. But on such topics as the literary, educational, moral and religious movements of the age, our distinguished visitor is an acknowledged authority; and we think he might b approached either by the committee of .the Kingston athenaeum or tho governors of the Jamaica Institute with a view to de-- livering a lecture on one of his fa vorite themes in this city, before he proceeds on his tour through South America. We feel certain that if Mr. Bryan were asked to do so, he would gladly accede to the re--quest. Kingston (Jamaica) Gleaner. NEW VIEW OF IT "I envy the man who believes that superstition about Friday," said Mr. Growcher. - "I consider it depressing." "Not at all. A man ought to be mighty comfortable who can feel sure there's only xne unlucky day in the week." Washington Star. , liOOKED SUSPICIOUS The Stranger "Are you quito sure that was a marriage license you gave me last month?" The Official "Of course '.-'"What's the matter?" - - The Stranger "I've lived a dog's life ever since." Philadelphia Times. STRANGE suppose you find "I suppose you find living less expensive since you took- to' gather ing your own mushrooms?"' "A little," replied Mr. Growcher. "We don't save anything on the mushrooms, but all our friends have quit accepting" invitations to "dfnner." Washington Star. SUB-IRRIGATED FIG ORCHARDS IN LA SALLE COUNTY, TEXAS BETTER THAN INSURANCE, STOCKS AND BONDS Be Independent of Floods, Droughts, Strikes and Panics. Buy Our Sub-Irrigated Magnolia Fig Orchards and get rich in a few years. They beat anything you ever saw grow into money. 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