FEBRUARY 19, 1909
The Commoner.
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Springfield
Rifle for
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We purchased all the regular
tlon Springfield Rifles from the
V S. Government TUnn rnw.
meat, and now offer them for
sale at a tremandoas snrriti.
Every Riflo made under tho sup
ervfRlnn of flm .IT R r3'im.....n...
Inspootora, and every Rifle guar
antood to bo
In Perfect Working Order
Novor ajjaln as long aa vou live
will euoh a Rifle Bargain as this
ooino your way.
Those Rlflos cost tho U. B.
uovornmont $18.00 aplooo to
manufacture In stupendous
quantltlos and sell practi
cally all over tho world at
retail for 2K nnoit nni nnM
you can got thorn lor only
$1.05 each.
Tho Springfield Rifle Is a
marvol of accuracy. Ask
any soldlor or militiaman
and ho will toll jou so.
Every Rifle has a long ranco
nrl Itlaf nltln nlnlit ,.! .
$J. 1 oqulpped with bayonet and
m vivuuuin tuui JLI1UUU 1V1UOB
L&J 1 shoot a 46-70 caliber car
tridge.
JUST THE TEING
FOR BIG GAME
With n Springfield Riflo
you can bring clown a doer
at 800 yards if you can got
a good view of him. Tho
accuracy of tho sight
nialcon it possible to draw
a boad as flue as a hair.
No better shooting gun
was over made than tho old
roliablo Springfield Riflo.
Can Be Used As A Slid Gun
As it Shoots Scattered Sliot Shells
It Is to your advantane
to grasp this opportunity
without delay. Remember,
every gun Is in perloct work
ing ordor, well oiled, and all
metal tmrts hrlcrhr. nnrl frn
from rust. Your money will bo
promptly returned if you aro
dissatisfied with your bargain.
Bona us $1.1)5, post olllcc or
oxpross money ordor, and wo
will at onco send you by ox
pross, ono or those wondor-
ful rifles. If moro than one
is desired, send 1.05 for
'each.
AMMUNITION
46-70 Calibor Cartridges.
pacKoa 20 m a box, "'ill
do sent on roceipu oz
40C
As to our reliability,
wo refer you to pny
St. Louis bank or
mercantile agency.
Lli
GAL. niRSCIl & SONS IRON AND RAIL GO.
U.S. Dept. 58. Chemical bid?.. St. Louis. Afo.
CUltE Bcut by express to you on
i Free Trial. If it cures Kent! fl: if
i ..not, don't. Give express olllco.
National Ohcmlcnl Co., 704 Ohio Ave.,-Sidney, O.
Illegal
"I'll take ray case t' th supreme
court if youse insist on puttin' me
in the jug as a vag," declared Me
andering Mike when haled before
the police judge.
"And on what ground?" queried
the astonished magistrate.
"Violatin' de interstate commerce
law," said Mike. "De last jedge I
was brung before gave me ten hours
ter git out o' de state, an' youse is
interferein' wid mo in my "
But the judge, having tried to un
derstand some peculiar decisions of
recent date handed down by the big
wigs, dismissed the prisoner, not
caring to become entangled.
Never Again
She had given her husband a bit
of ribbon to match at the ribbon
counter during the bargain rush.
You know how a man loves to
match ribbon Tor his wife!
"I saw the prettiest thing at the
ribbon counter I ever saw in my
life," he remarked as he handed his
wife the package.
"What was it?" she .innocently in
quired. "The girl that waited on me."
Now he feels quite sure that his
shopping days at the drygoods stores
are over.
dey wus givin' all they could spare
to them people over there, an' if
that ain't makin' mo a victim may I
never have t' take ..nother bath."
Not Much
"What would you do if you had
sixty-five million dollars?"
"Well, for one thing I wouldn't
get off a lot of gush about wanting
to die poor."
Tho Alternative
Go to the ant, thou sluggar3; con
sider her ways and bo wise.
If you do not, you may have to
call on your "uncle."
Too Previous
"Alas,',' murmured a shade as it
paused by the Styx and gazed reflec
tively across the dark water.
"Alas, that I was born so soon."
"Why the sorrow?" queried i fel
low shade.
"Had I been born some four thou
sand years later I might have had
more than a half-dozen words in
print about my hunting exploits."
So saying the mighty Nimrod wan
dered back into the darkness.
The trouble with Nim was that he
lacked the press r.gent facilities.
"I HA Arfcf7 5&1PER
A lYJLi-JLAJi JL a DAY
SellinuThb 7-Pieco Kitchen Sot"
Pnm. $tmm itattmtnt of II. 8. CUNNINdltAU.
AGENTS
9r vPS'ty pffjSJiSHPlMiB
BbMABbBBi HHkKM?'wB. lfl
hhi mmwmiM.aw, Ai
gni
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are coining money
falling from CO to COO
acts per week. You
I can do it. Send your
audrets today and let
us PROVE IT. Experi
ence unneceiiary. Wo
how you how to tualco
$3 to fin n day. OUT
FIT FREE to workers.
THOMAS MFQ. CO.
471 Homo Bldg.
Dayton, Ohio
The Great Trouble
"Look here. Bingerly: what do
you mean by bolting our candidate
for governor?"
"O, he's no good!."
"What makes you think so? Isn't
he standing squarely for the reforms
demanded in our platform?"
"Yes, but the trouble about him
is that he means what he says."
Limerick
There was a young fellow in Me.
Who filled himself up with Co.
At the end of his se.
Ho felt so n. g.
He said he'd ne'er do it an.
A Task
"I am writing a problem novel."
"What's the problem?"
"Trying to figure out some pub
lisher I can sell it to."
Brain Leaks
RftEDICINE
I nW MM HHI " your Ears ring or
CBMWre Bka roar, oryour nearingis
Hf m. K--- M-- auected, If Eyes ache,
i. ?!; 'a WW water or burn, or eight
tudos, Lungs or Btomoch.yournaino and oddrooo
;,- "1'iuiuouw nictsb your Individual
requlroraontBand complications; ""
Wo liavo cured many who liavo tried various uo-
ui,ifrucure8 witn iittio or no benefit,
and vo make you this llboral offer to introduce
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Joyful
"Helloy Binks; you look'as happy
as a man who made a lot of New
Year's resolutions and kept them all
to date."
"No it's not that. Didn't make
any resolutions, but I just got rid
of the last cigar out of the box my
wife gave me for Christmas."
Narrow Escapo
"I came within one letter of ac
quiring a million the other day."
iiMail miscarry?"
"Not .that; I proposed to -Miss De
Millions, but she said no instead of
yes.'.' .
A Victim
"Mum, could youse help a victim
of the Messina earthquake?" asked
Walker Boutte.
"Why, you never saw Italy in
your life," indignantly replied Mrs.
Nuwed.
"I ain't sayin' I ever did, mum,"
replied Walker Boutte. "But I'm a
victim of the quake, just th' same.
Everybody I've struck for a hand
out for the last week has told me
. Pluck never rails at the lack of
luck.
A warm heart irons out many a
facial wrinkle.
Moral dyspepsia is often mistaken
for extreme piety.
A woman's eyes sent the first
wireless message.
The size of the house is not the
true measure of the home.
Ownership of money is vastly dif
ferent from ownership by money.
A lot of men are always demand
ing license in the name of liberty.
The church that wins is the
church that goes Instead of sending.
Winter is always short to the man
who is putting off his work until
spring.
Money may purchase pleasure, but
it can not purchase happiness all the
time.
By the time a man has "learned
one woman thoroughly his memory
fails him.
There is something lost from a
boy's life if he is never allowed the
companionship of a dog.
Perhaps there would be less talk
of equal rights if the wrongs were
more equally endured.
The enjoyment of a meal depends
about as much on who's around the
table as what's on the table.
If Special Privilege will kindly
put a few millions of dollars in my
pockets I'll make a reputation as a
philanthropist.
A lot of men who think they can
manage the finances of the govern
ment complain about the difficulty of
financing a furnace.
The. creeks that were powerful
big streams when we were boys are
mighty small rills when we return
to them as middle aged men.
About the only thing more ludi
crous than an old maid who tries to
be "gushing" is a weazened old man
who thinks he Is a "masher."
A business man should lock his
business cares inside of his office
desk instead of taking them home
and shouldering them off on a tired
wife.
Speaking of able financiers, how
about the mother who finances the
expenses of a big family on the
wages of an industrious' husband
who draws an'' average of $40 a
month?
It is easier to foot a shoe bill
than to foot a doctor's bill.
We have faith td beliovo that tho
country is full of potential Abraham
Lincolns.
Tho cheapest thing to give Is a
kind word, and It is often worth
moro than gold.
Just about the timo a man finds
himself unable to buy another pound
of coal, spring comes.
We never see a man hurrying but
what we are Inclined to believe that
he has been wasting his time.
This is tho season of year when
tho average housewife begins to get
awfully stingy with her' canned fruit.
If you select your shoes with a
view to comfort Instead of style, it
is a sign that you are growing old.
Somo of these days we aro going
to take a vacation and sleep just
as late in the morning as wo feel
like.
Now that a lot of eminent states
men liovo finished celebrating tho
contonnial of Lincoln's birtli they
will resumo their practice of ignor
ing everything that Lincoln stood
for.
WING
.PIANOS,
(Jest toned a most successful
Hecent Improvements clve
greatest resonance, Sold
ulrect. Naaetutt. Sent
on UlAl-ff eli'Tit paid; first,
last and all the time by in
lo show our faith In our
work. Jfyou want rood
piano, you av 1751200.
asy terms, silrlitlvuieil
"liljjh'grarief,' 3 Chlckrr
It l .' m.ii jm, i.iwrtj
up; taken In exchange for
Improved Wing phnos
thorolyreiinlthed. Send for
bargain tut. Ycu iheuM
have anyway' Hook of
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