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PATENTS
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Free report ns to Patentability. Illustrated Outdi
Boole, and List of Inventions Wanted,, Hontfroe.
IS ANS, WILKENa & CO., Washington,. D.O.
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Strong Clilcle
en-tlght Bold, to tho user at W belttals
Priers. TTe ry Freight. CAtalognefree.
n COILED SPRING FENCE CO.,
Doz 234 Wlnehaater. Indiana.
CO ur 3 books for In ?en wra ll4 on roipt of U. atauptl
R.S.&A.B.LACEY.Wathlnfitan.O.O. Eatab.1863;
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The Stolz Electrophone!- A New, Eleetrl-
cal, Nolentillo and: Practical Invention
for tliOMo who are Deaf or Partlully
Deaf MAY NOW BK TJSSTJED IN
XOUitOWN ilOMK.
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Deaf orpart'ally- deaf people may now make a.
mow h' trial of the Sto'x El:trophont at home
This pon-onnLpiacilcal tcsst ervet to pravn tliat tho
device satisfies, w th.aae, evrp-requirement of a
perect hcarlm? device.. Wrta for particulars at.
once, befuro tho- offer Is withdeawn, for liy thjs
persona.) test plan the fnl selection of the one
complete y eailoiaa.ory hearing aid Ja madoeasy
and Inexpensive for every one.
This, now Invention.
the Sta x .Electrophone
fll. S. Patent No. 763.-CTO.roniiersunnr-ccainry
such clumsy., unsightly
and frequently harmful
devices as trumpets,
horns, tubes, eardrums,
Jans, eta It la a tiny
electric telephone that.
flUontheearand which,
the Instant it is applied,
maarurtiear the sound
waves In such manner
aa to cause an; aatoiuah-'
In., ti.unsutie Jn tho
c laarctessofall sounds
It overcomes the buzz-
tni? and loarimr ear
. & tMetfcp, HhaastaBtIsandoIecmcaIlr
ft7wa4;iiL,mr . exenjtswthe vital parts
troj.aaXM'traMlMWM ofthft car that, usually.
!. w. th6 natural unrded
im 3rgmefc iicar n Itself, Is grade
ally restored.
WhatThreeJ3nIneftnMea b'ay
The Electrophone kr vcrv satisfactory. Being1
mull Ittsizoand Rreatin. tuarlnz: qualities, makes
it nro'erablo taany 1 have tried and., X believe, L
havetrtsdfaU orthenj,
M. Wt UQYTr Wholesale Grocer.
MIchJjfaHj A-Ver. and.' lUver St, Ch.5ca.ira.
X got so deaCJ.eeuhh not hear With- my spcafctm?
time and was advls-a, t try jae JBiectrophrme. AC
xer u teen years ordeatnes, discomfort and worry,
I now hear perfectly atchurcltandr-at concerts
W. B. VCUSY Sales Vgr
8. A. Maxwell a Co,, Chicago,
rhave row neeAyoorr Electrophone over a year;
anctknow thatlt tea Rrst-clafa, sdi-ntlfle hfarinir
aovlce. Wlthnntlt peolo have to. shout dlrottly In
my ear to-saake-me hear. Wltk It I can. hear dl-BUnctlv-when
spoken to In an ordinary tone. Best
or all, It huu stoppea ray he&tt nolwae which woro
aterrlhloagrravatiea. LalWIBW. MAT. Ca her,
100 Waahlniriau-St.. Cli.c-.uro.
'rilto' orc!lll (call If you can) at our Chicago
?i.. ? f?.r rartlculars of Our personal test offor and.
- ui uiuer prominent eudorFera who win. answer
"iqulrles. Physicians cordially Invited to lnvesU
cato aurl8ts,opinloD.
StolrElectropne Co.,, 1305 Stawart ildffrCiilc-tgo,
Branch ODIceas PlUIadelphJa, OipclnnaU. Seattlei
Indianapolis, Des MolacsToronto.
Forelga Ohlce; 83-83 Fleet Street, rndon, Kne-.
ciS9Wrt?B1()llorj()t
A Lullaby
There's a qucor little bouso In Lul
laby T6wn,
Hush-o, ray baby, by-ol
Just over the bill on tbo lano wind
intr down,
Huali-o, ray baby, by-o!
And a queer little room with lights
burning low,
And shadows that flicker and dance
to and fro
O, haste, little comrade; together
we'll go
Hub1i-o, my baby,, by-o!
Fnsb-o, mv babv: .hush-o. my sweet,
Come to the cottage on Sluraberland
street,
Clasped to my heart together we'll
go,
Hush-o, my baby, by-o!
On Si'tmborland street In Fairy Land
Rnuare,
Hush-o. my babv. by-o!
Haste, little comrade, we soon will
b there,
Hush-o. my babv, bv-o!
Soft, dowrjv ooiioh that the angels
hnve snrnnd:
Slumbr. mv darling, and God guard
tliv bPd;
Sleep till the sun paints, the morn a
rih, red
Hush-o, my baby, by-o!
oppression. I hope, prisoner at the
bar, that you appreciate the benefits
of this wise and merciful Bvstom
which gives you every possible op
portunity to establish your Innocence.
Tho jury system is tho only aufe
gunrd agninBt "
"May it please tho court," inter
rupted tho attorney for tho X, Y &
7, Trust Co.. "tho prisoner now be
fore you is charged with con
tempt in that ho violated your
injunction not to annroarh. Brnak to
LaddrrB, counsel with, entreat, force
or cajoi tne strikebreakers our coru
panv imported.'
"WlintJ Violated my order?
Prisoner. Btnnd un. You nro clinnrnri
with violnfion of tho court's injunc
tion, what have you to sav?
"Your honor." stammered tho
,'priBoner, "T, T "
"That will do, sir. Your crime la
'a hoinouF one. Six months in 1ail.
rCall the next enflo."
"T3iit, vour honor; how, about mv
innlffnnbl Hrht to a trinl bv lurv?"
ihast'iv exclnfmed the prisoner.
"The cmrk will mnke an entry of
nine months for contempt. The next
a
Sure!
"Talking about writing the sonars
of the nation," mused; the creat tnist
maunnte, "T care not who writes,
just so he sees to it that the letters
'are destroyed."
.'case.
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From, Missouri
Tnrlff Ttem
Marv had, a, little lamb
Whope wool was well "protected;"
When Mary sold the clip Bho trot
Much less than she expected.
O, whv does Mary tear her hair
And spend the: day in crying?'
She's up aeainst the bis wool trust,"
The. neighbors are replying.
Known Hero a Long Time
Celllt Is the name of a ne,w trans
parent substance that has been dis
covered bv a German chemist.
Knoxvillo Sentinel. .
Nothing new about that discoverv.
Tt was discovered over here junt
about the time the profentfve tariff
was originated. First ther put up a
transparent excuse to grant protec
tion, thn sell it to the tariff barou.
New discovery! Huh!'!
Not Needed
"What did you say the. book was
good for?" queried Seldom Wrteht
"Tt is a book for the cultivation
of memory. By its aid yon can so
train, the memory that, it will retain
everything; that is Impressed upon.
It."
"Don't want it," exclaimed Seldom
Wrluht. gazing pensively at the gold
brick that held down, a pile of worth
Tarq mfnfnj? stnek. "What T want
.'Is a. book that will teach me how fb
forget a lot of things. I can't help,
remembering."
Hbrrilrio Mistake
"Call the lurvj' remarked. Judge.
Soakem. "With twelve good men
and. true we are about to try you,
sir. Tn their wisdom the fathers pro
vided that no matter how grpat the
criminal, no matter how heinous the
crime, the accused should have his
case beard bv twelve of his peers.
Tlifs wise and merciful provision fs
Twelve bier cans of golden lucious
pumpkin' rni!ar old MIsRouri ofo
pumpkin. The kind of pumpkin that
pother nsc-d to make nlea of nies
tnnt lined the neighborhood with a
scent sweeter than th spl"o of Arabv
.tho blest, the fltomach with gastron
omic jov and tho heart with love for
all mankind.
They came from tho old homo
down in Mfpnourl sent by a friend
who knows the one weakness of the
.architect of this denartment and
thev brouerht memories of the past
ana none for the future.
TweTve cans count 'em twelve.
Enough for thirty-six great big; lu-
cjnus pumpkin pies. The golden
filling will bo put into a crust baked
in a square pan for the square-cut
pumpkin plq Is the no plus ultra of
the pastry art.
Talk about the possible possums
of Hollering- Houston, the Blivr-
lined shad of Wobbly Washington,
the pnekery persimmons of Needless
Nashville and tho attenuated lobsters
of Maundering Manhattan none of
these are In it with the glorious pie
pumpkin of Magnificent Missouri.
And when a huge slice of this Missouri-filled
pumpkin pie tops off a
dinner of Nebraska beef fattened on
alfalfa. Nebraska tomatoes. Nebraska
Pwheat bread, Nebraska irrigated po
tatoes, Nebraska anple sass, Nebraska
rsweet corn and Nebraska cheese-
say, then will tho architect lean back
in his easy chair and sigh with deep
peon tent.
Littld did L. P. Watson of Forest
City Imagine that ho was adding tone
of comfort to the architect, who still
has- a hankering fondness for old
Missouri, when he- sent that case of
canned pumpkin with- his best re-
Igards;
.
Brain Leaks
- The; man who does his-level best
will' be Judged according to bis- ef
forts, not according to his achieve
ments.,
The man with false teeth, should'
not. be blamed for envying the lobs
ter which can grow a new claw when
ever occasion demands.
What has become of the old farm
er who.- "just brought a little Jag
of wood to town,"' because he want
ed to hear tho latest news?
I mil yAyiHlmt IwHPiiKa
The py is good, tlm work etmjrrntAl, aad promo.
o.i rapid In tne U.H. C'lrn Service, if ," n w n
American man or wuumji over U yoo are cllcit-lo
fwr any cinrermiictit position if yuu pa, iu t'ltll
Herrlc KMrnliiation. Tolmni how you tan noamr
in vourijMre hmr, writ forcmr free I. C. H. lookJtt.
MTEtMAIIOHAL CHRtSP(WDft tCWOU,
I" 1193.cmtm, Pi.
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
oiio Mse Mnoller aller ujiintr AlIrn'N Fcxit Knxc.a
powder 1o ho slmken inln llio hrK.. It mala tlKht
or new hoes icrl i any: IveK Imlnni rrllel lo rn
and hiinlonc. ll'. llif (rrrntt nmifort dlnoivrry of
Ihe aw, AIIcii'h YtHiVUam Is n ri'rliim niro for
tired. swfalliik'. hot, atliliiK feci. At all dtiuntlfllif
a.l,a !il?!'.?!orni r,c- ,,0','t ntxipl any mhMitiito,
lyrVUKK irinl imcknKO, nlno Frw Hnmpluoflho
FOOT -KAHK Haiiliury COItN l'AI). anew Inven
tlon. culilmtM Allon H. Olmsted, Ia Hoy, N. Y.
AOKNTH J'.A K 76 to !2W)n month irlliiiff Nov
Hty Knlvc with photoa 1IUYAN A K1CUN. Iluy
one and allow your loalty. No IIH.2-I.I. Jl.oo. Catr
iiloir Mhown many Mvlee. Wp dorointr twiixpnrent.
handiea with any photon, nninc.nililn'. lml(t.,urn
hlnii.otr. l(nrnrMr-p I lodm, irimroiiteed. Un-at
uollcrR, Ulir roiiunhnlon. WrP or ui'i'tira term;
navalty Cutlery Co., Bar St., Canton, O.
'ttVUHMEnT POSITiiS
46 712 AnBfllntmcnfc were made loOiWISer.
tllW it, rtjmBIJliniCHlS vlc plaoi durtw tbo
lm jom. uuuil liitl jvm'"'Hi.9tlu iu I.MV(W
year.
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on
Hrcellfnt onitartunllliii tor vminir nronln
' TlioroUKh inrtnicunn ly mail. . rd fr put
(JiviincrvlcoAnnouriceuicnt,ron(ainlu((mHlnroniinU
rooiie an Kovin-rtnicnt exaimriauons a fa qutauoua re
centlymM liy tho Civil Kcrrlra (toiiitnlMion.
COLUMBIAN CORKESP. COLLEGE, WASHINGTON, D. C
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Trappers Fur Traders
Slilp your Flint direct to tho -world' Inrcrait Fur
ninrkrt, where prices ara nlwnyN hlhftnt. Wrlto for
oiirlaloRtprfcnllxt. (,'lvimc hUrbCMt prlcw for Kurs
and PolPi of all kliidn from all ectlon, IVh KUKEj
Myrs-yd CemmlsalaH Ca., St, Lauls, M.
ECZEMA
CAN UK OI'KFO. My tnlld, ioelhlnr. ruarantcod rur
Antt It ami FUUi bHPl.K prrrre It KWfU TUB ItCIIINO
nd curw to itr. WUITK KOW TODAY.
Xr. C'Hnuuly, 174 I'hiK tmunrv, Heilallu Jo.
I PflRH fl PT flUCCD Mf Tho winter term.
of JoficH National
School, of Auctlonporhnr oien Nv'mler 10, and
oloscff DecninUiT St. In llmo for ntiidnPf to cou
diictIfti li y January I. Por caUxIos wrlto
C1HKY M. JOHKS, i'rtu, ISIS WWen HIhL, CMntya, IH
aHVflvTaflriia
M 51 TT 4fa I
i;hn5;
ctartfd thli InxtJtutlon
tut a hank for All Ilia
peuplo and at hlr xuic
KwUoii wo adopted, tho
now famoai
Sank fiflonay
Ordr Plan of
Bankinfr by Mail
which elves tho d'pwitor advantafrcx ho novpr
had heroin. y th,s unluud plan your money
betf na to draw
Four per Cant Interact
tho mnmciit-itrM-Jj)'rt u- and you rcecivo not
tho ordinary, cltimfr. mwafo pass hook hut a
Stoney Order which flhowa on lbs face tbo
amount or principal and Interest and lx a ccrtP
fledchcfk,
Cashable Anywhere
At Any Time
"By oar raetho'l roar money ur always on det
poxit, yetalwayn jn ytnr piwscsilon ready for
inMantnac wiion mednl.
WrJter for Buskfet No. 5.
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Depositors Savings and Trust
Company
Torn L. Johnson, President
Clvlandf Ohio
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