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OCTOBER 16, 190$
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Ilantft&ino cheaper than
wood mora dnraulc. Special
prices to churclicB mid ceme
teries. Don't buy r fence until
Toa get oar free catalogue.
Kkeao Fcneo MneklnuC6.t
t Nortk St., Kokesao, lad.
TIM U. R. Civil KcrTlecoifen minimal advAMAiw
to American wen and wotnnt oirr u ycara o( ,
To learn how you i ait qualify at rdih to ati any
Civil Heme hxjutiloauori and Urn lcomc iwjaWe
for a roniunttattve Kiyvurm -ent wutlctt, wittu at
ouce for our 1- re Civil Henrico iiook.
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COILED SPRING FENCE CO.,
Box 23i Wlnchtr, Indiana.
30c
pota th liottcst Democratic pnperin U. ft.
onoycar. Tho Hornet, nixby.N. C
"All AUOUT COLORADO" (100 piuro book)
for Homo Hookers, Investors, Health Seeker, etc
Til lily Indorsed. I'rlco GOp, T. Tonne, (Pub.)
220 Boston Bide., Denver, Colo,
TEXAS STATE LAND
Millions of ncrcs school land to bo pold by llio State,
fl.00toJ5.ro per ncro; onlyonc-fortlcth cash and 40
yenro thno on balance; three per cent! ntorcfit; only
112.00 ctiBh for K0 acres at $3.00 per acre. Greatest
opportunity; splendid land; rend DO cents for Hook
ol In.sl ructions and Now State Law. J. J. Snyder,
School Jjnd Jxicator. HO 9th bL, Austin, Toxa.
Itcfcrciicc. Austin Rational Bank.
STEM
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FOR SELLING POST CARDS
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W fa Rlcm Wind. b-anllliilljr eairatrd
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Order -0 niu kasra and when cold ten at $3 and ne will putt
tleljren'I jna ifae ltatrb, rlrgond chain.
AIilON UATC11 CO., Dept. 301, Chicago.
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mail forMii, InMnnips. Don't uecopt any sub
stitute. For lr it B trial package, also Kreo
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JA1, a now invention, address Allen 8. Olm
sted, I.o Koy, J. Y.
7 per cent First Morfraoe Loans
ON NORTH DAKOTA PAItM LANDS
are Kafo as aovcrnment Bonds. Wo loan for Cor
porations, Banks, Estates and Frlvato Individuals.
Seven per cent net; collect and romlt Interest
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d(5ili6oUclted: "
FUIISD-nRMJVII ABSTRACT COMPANY,
Jamestown, N. D.
Tho G. O. P. Campaign
With caloric indignation and im
mense tergiversation, Teddy, ruler
of the nation, throws . fit of right
eous anger at the democratic mule
Saying, "We havo ditched Foraker"
and Dupont, the powdermaker,
hut Paul Morton, rebate fakir, is
retained to boost Taft's schemes to
continue trust made rule.
From his house of glass constructed
Taft is "personally conducted" and
is day by day instructed how to
eat and breathe and slumber as
he whirls the circuit o'err
But the rocks now so abounding on
the wrong heads are rebounding
and groans fill tho air surround
ing from the Ups of Penrose, Shel
don, Cannon and a hundred more.
"It's disgraceful!" shouts Taft's
mentor in the loud voice of a
Steutor, "that your campaign
funds be spent or oven gauicreu
by a fellow who is, under fire
from me.",
And Dupont, who is indicted, Shel
don, who has trust funds "kited,"
and their whole ilk shout "Dee
lighted!" and with Pharisaic hor
ror tearfully say, "We agree."
"Ink the and water skedaddle! On
thfi Jssues you must straddle!. Sit
tight, Taft; let Teddy paddle,'
shout Lowden and Uncle Joseph,
Murray Crane and Boise Penrose.
"Shout corruption while you're wink
ing at our own past record stink
ing; make 'em down the dose un
blinking though the record Is so
rotten that each man must hold
his nose."
AGENTS EARN $76 to $2C0 a month scllinirNov
elty Knives with photos BHYAN fc KERN. Buy
ono and show your loyalty. No 118, 2-bl. fl.00. Cat
alog shows many styles. Wo decorate transparent
handles with any photos, name, address, lodge, em
blems, etc Razor Steel 1 lades, guaranteed. Great
sellers. Big commission. Writa for agent's terms.
Novelty Cutlery Co., 66 Bar St., Canton, O.
THE SICK MADE WELL
Without Medicine
Tho Oxygenator System cures all dis
eases with oxygen; no drugs, belt, bat
tery, or electricity; fills you with now
vigor; banishes disease in a natural
way; write for free Dooklet, which ex
plains and, proves. Agents wanted
everywhere; experience unnecessary.
C. C. JOHNSON, Beatrice, Nebraska
HEALTHY KIDNEYS
Just Your Address Brings
$i's Worth
Jf you are In earnest about getting cured of your
Kidney, Bladderor Uric Add Dltcaso, send your
address to The Dr. D. A. WIlllumH Co., lt
I. O. Block, Kast Hampton. Conn, By re
turn mall they will send you prepaid a full dollar's
worth of The WilUaras Treatment. Use it all. If
entirely satisfied send them $1. If not satisfied,
keep your money. Yoa decide. Thpy take your
word. Guaranteed harmless.
Growth .:-''"
."Yesi bbys; that - beautiful ;bass
weiecticdJusVflve pounds?; ;. "
"But you told us this morning
that it weighed four pounds."
"Sure, but twelve hours' growth
adds much to the weight of a bass."
I contributed liberally to churches
and schools; I have"
"Well, go on," said St. Peter.
"But Isn't that onough?" queried
tho astonished Great Philanthropist.
"Hardly," retorted St. Peter.
"Now we will look at tho other side
of the record. Proceed."
Tho keeper of tho records turned
to tho debit sldo and read:
"You walked across tho ring
where the boys were playing marbles
and said they were impertinent when
they objected to -our spoiling tholr
game. You caused the police to
chase tho children off your stroot be
cause their playing disturbed your
afternoon nap. Because a wildly
thrown ball broke a window in your
mansion you had an Ordinance on
acted prohibiting bnso ball throwing
on the street. A lot of tho money
you gave to schools came to you in
the shape of. rent from filthy tene
ments in which herded humanity
died like flies In the lato fall. .Your
factories employed childr'eni.at star
vation Wages, thus 'stealing from
them tho playtime of youth. You
gave great sums to charity, and pur
sued an industrial course that forced
thousands to seek the charity which
you offered and bad blazoned hi tho
public prints. Rather than spend a
comparatively small sum on safety
appliances In your big mills, you let
thousands of your workmen meet
death or permanent injury, then used
the tedious delay of tho law to pro
vent them from getting justice from
your hands. You "
"That will do," interrupted St.
Peter. "Just step, to that elevator
over there and say, 'going down!',"
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Cinch
"I wquldn't marrj tho best man
in !tho world," exclaimed Miss An
teek, "Really, yqu couldnft don't you
know, unless death orv the divorce
court came to your assistance," mur
mured . Mrs. NuBrydef nee Miss
Caustique.
0VERN1NT
POSITIONS
46,712 Appointments OTfflSSgfflSS
pant year. Ooixl llfn ponlUnrw nt PHO to lJoprr
year. KxcoUwit opportunities for voting people
Tlinrmnrh Infinitum tiv mail. It nln fnr rmr
CItII Btrvlco Announewnwit.contAlrilng f nil Inform tttlon
abont all government cjiunlnntlnna m1 qumuoju is
ccntljr Mod by tho Civil fervlro C'ommlMlon,
COLUMBIAN C0HRP. COLLEGE, WASHINGTON, D. &
BRYAN PORTRAIT
and
ARGUMENT POSTER.
.Three Colors Very Attractive, Pre
sents iseu e In a Nut SJ&eli.
Bizet 42 Inches wide, SO Inches hfgrh.
Splendid Plash for Public Meetl gs.
.Single copy, postage paid - - 16 eta.
BO or more, Express paid each - 8 cte.
v HOME SHOW PRINTING HOUSE,
AJXOHISON, KANSAS.
Cruel Jud
Jud Lewis of the Houston Post
notes that Uncle Joe Cannon says
he is worth $15,000.
Then Jud raises an objection. He
cruelly says that Uncle- Joe may have
that much, but ne denies mat. no n
worth it.
Another Addition
From advance proof sheets of
"Who's Who In America" for 1909:
Kohrs, Conrad, ranchman; b. Mon
tana, April 1, 186 . Unknown till
recently; ree'd letter from T e
R t; immediately sprang into fame;
name in all daily papers carrying A.
P. dispatches; now obsolete.
Suspicious
"Henry, where have you been?"
angrily demanded Mrs. Henry Peck.
"Why, my dear, I had some Im
portant business that kept me at the
office and I "
"Henry, quit your aviating and
tell mo tho facts."
While Mr. Peck was getting .back
to facts we spent our time ponder
ing on the wonderful elasticity of
our language.
Reminiscent
Judgment
It so happened that the Great
Philanthropist was called upon to ap
pear before that tribunal where he
must account for the deeds done in
the flesh.
"What have you done?" queried
St. Peter, "that entitles you to ad
mission here?"
"Well," said the Great Philanthro
pist in a modest tone of voice, "I
gave millions to the cause of higher
education; I endowed an organiza
tion that purposed giving medals to
heroes; I' built libraries; I helped to
send missionaries to foreign lands;
Holding up her young hopeful to
the gaze of the presidential candi
date who Is guaranteed to carry out
"my policies" the fond mother said:
"Just think only eighteen
months old and has already learned
to talk."
"Wonderful," murmured tho can
didate. "Now if only a certain well
meaning friend would temporarily
forget how."
'Twas Ever Thus
"I wrote a book once, because I
needed the money," said Scrlbberly.
"Yes."
"And tho book didn't sell."
"Now what's the answer?"
"Nothing, only Joseph Medill Pat
terson wrote a book that is among
the 'six best sellers,' and he's al
ready got more money than he can
haul in a hay wagon."
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