' h H ' MAY 15,vl08 The Commoner; 15 ! r- SOAP Wlio Invented soap? That this Is not a modern convenience is well known. But just when it came into general use is a mystery. In Biblical times cleansing agents were used. The books of Job and Jeremiah contain the word "soap." But this is merely a convenient use of the word in translation. The Hebrew word "borrith," for which it was submitted, is a general term for cleaning substances. What these substances were is unknown, but were probably little like the modern soap. Plilny speaks of the invention of soap by the Gauls, who, however, used it only as a sort of pomade or hair dressing. He also refers to the use of both hard soap and soft soap by the Germans. The use of fuller's earth which has saponaceous quali ties, for cleansing purposes, was known to the Romans. Philadel phia Evening Telegraph, THOUGHTFUL There is an elderly business man of Cleveland, of whom friends tell a story amusingly illustrating his ex cessively methodical manner of con ducting" both his business and his do mestic affairs. The Clevelander recently married a voun? 'woman living in 9 town not far away. On the evening of the ceremony the prospective, bride groom, being ddtained by an unex-" pected and important matter of busi ness, missed the train he had intend ed to take in order that b,e might reach the abode -of his bride at 7 o'clock, the hour set for the wedding.- True to his instincts, the careful Clevelander immediately repaired to the telegraph office, from which to dispatch a message to the lady. It read: "Don't marry till I come. Howard." Harper's Weekly. .. CAUSE FOR GRATITUDE "Ah, my dear Mr. Briefless," said Mr. Hardcash, seizing the young barrister's hand and shaking . it warmly, "I am so immensely obliged to you. That case the other day, you know I won it." "Thanks," replied Briefless, "but did I represent you?" "No, my dear fellow," replied Hardcash; "you represented the other man." Home Herald. THE SPEAKER'S POWER Practically, in many cases, the epeaker is the whole congress. No bill can get through the house this session except allowed by the com mittee on rules, and the speaker is in effect the committee. Whatever he opposes is as dead as the late Julius Caesar of Portland. And we boast of our representative govern ment! Portland Journal. Failure to euro Indigestion is largely due to the old theory that when the stomach becomes Inactive it needs something to mechanically digest its contents, and cathartics, purgatives, etc., are used, which give only temporary relief, be cause they digest by irritating the lin ing of tho stomach. Modern science recognizes the fact that it is the nerves that furnish mo tive power to digest the contents of the stomach. Tho nerves agitate and mix the food, and stimulate the secretions. When they become weakened they lack energy, and Indigestion, dyspepsia, sour stomach result. Dr. Miles' Restorative Nervine will relieve obstinate cases of indiges tion, dyspepsia and stomach trouble by strengthening these nerves. "I had severe stomach trouble. Dr. Miles' Nervine, and Nerve and Liver Pills .cured, me. I can now eat any thing; without trouble." ' X.. 0. O'BRIEN, Winston-Salem. N. Y. The first -.bottle-will benefit, if not, the druggist. will return , your money. THE EARTHMT PARADISE When the last little dreamer la dreaming, The last little child is in bed; When the last little eyelid reposes, The last little prayer has been said; Ah, then, by the side of the sleepers The mother and I have our thought, And wo rise from our mutual kneel ing With the tenderest faith over wrought! When they come to our arms in the evening For story and ballad and cheer, For the healing of each little sorrow, The drying of each little tear, The heart says a grace for the com fort Of the roof that is over our head And .the mercy that cares for and gives us Each day of the day's meed of bread! When they twine in love's tender enfolding Our necks with the arms of their grace, . And they sink to the slumber of childhood -With a shadow of smile on each face, We tell all our hopes for them over And build airy bubbles of gleam Where they walk, men and women of splendor, In the conquering cities of dream! One moment we want them grown taller, The next wish they'd stay as they are; In fancy life leads them to triumphs On green hills of glory afar; In silence love holds them enfolded And dreads the drear day they may roam From the beautiful valleys of child- hood, The ties that havo bound them to home! ' When the shadows of dusk bring them creeping For rockaby rides on our knees; When the last little sleeper is sleeping And the birds are asleep in the trees; We rise with our arms round each other, In the faith that is sweeter than art, And a feeling of happiness flooding The broad everglades of the heart! And somehow we know we are grateful, And somehow we find in our care A comfort too deep for defining In the little lives nestling there; And somehow the spirit- grows stronger, The heart beats in tune to the day And the shadows we wear as a gar ment Fall off and are folded away! When the last little dreamer Is dreaming, When the last little chattering tongue Has lost its lone way in the silence, The last lullaby has been sung, Oh, then, in that hour of content ment, The feeling is born in tbe breast That home is the gateway of heaven, And love is the portal of rest! Baltimore Sun. MAYBE A great-grandfather of Robert L. Gerry, the son-in-law of E. H. Har riman, refused to affix his signature to the constitution of the United States because it conceded "too much authority to tho president." This may be one of the reasons Mr. Harriman took so kindly to the" young man. Kansas City Star. HOW DID HE DO IT? Count Offendorf of Austria has purchased from Countess Shuvalovo of Russia the entire town of Dubno, with Its fortress, in Russian Poland. Tho strange part of it Is that tho count could pay $2,000,000 for tho town and fort in spite of the fact that ho never, so far as wo know, becamo tho son-in-law nf nv Amnr lean railway magnato or lumber king. Chicago Record-Herald. EXPIiAINS MANY THINGS This story from Tennccsee about an eminent supreme court Justice who wrote an important opinion in his sleep suggests an explanation of many things. Ohio State Journal. ONLY TWICE There are two periods In a man's life when ho is unablo to under stand women. One is beforo mar riage and the other after. Harper' Weekly. 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