r'i,f"- i ? '-W jbj5" 1 The. Commoner. VOLUME" 6, NUMBER ft wwtiffr 12 -v' P! 'I': i 'ii m, H in i ifpjplmmoii-ffit fin.u wAuw J Things That Sometimes Happen Tho big man was using language that was not seonily, and consterna tion was written on the countenances of a number near lilm. But no one dared to romonstrato with tho big follow, and ho continued to talk. Finally the little man stepped up and said: "ThaUsort o talk must stop." "Who'll stop me?" . queried the .big manr 'luBOienuy. ? will," hissed tho little man. Then the trouble began. No, you are mistaken. Tho lit'cle man didn't last one round. The first day of real spring weather BImberly came home with a lot of garden tools on his shoulder and his pockets bulging with seeds. "We are going to have a fine garden this year," said Bimborly. "I'm tired of eating stale vegetables." BImberly worked like a Trojan for several days, and then rested. Didn't keep it up? Of course you are quite sure that BImberly fooled them all thiq time and forgot to keep up his garden. Well, he did. The little dog had a .bad habit of running out and snapping at the heels of the big mastiff that occasionally trotted past. The mastiff paid.no at tention for several days, contenting himself with passing by with disdain. But tho little dog ran out once to often. or-rub' me inuHtilt approaching the little dog made a dash, and then something happened. No, tho mastiff just trotted ahead. The little dog didn't see tho ice wag on .and ran squarely under the wheols. But the wheels missed, and before the little dog could get straightened out the mastiff had disappeared. don't forget." to close tho door after you when you go out," said the man ager. Realizing that something had gone wrong, and not knowing just what It was, the youth with the bulging brow wended his way homeward .to read the story over again. Too Busy' , "I never "took a vacation In my life," boast,ed the man of millions. "Well, that's about all you haven't taken," replied the man who -had jusC-had a business experience with the millionaire. Lost Chances The story of the man who could have traded a pair of boots for a clear, .title to one-half of Texas if he had been the owner of a pair of boots is familiar to all. Everybody has just missed, at .some, time or other, a chance to do something hig. It is the old story over again. But here is a story that will appeal to every lover of, rod and reel. A Lincoln man went down to Texas in search of health recently, and for three months lived and loafed and fished along the gulf. Eyery day found him out in a naptha launch with a friend, fishing for tarpon, shark and jackfish. Tpe last day of his stay he and the frijjgcok the launch and "went oV xor a final fish. The invaJM "wielded the rod and line and uie friend gave attention to the launch. Their luck was bad, and after several hours trying, the invalid said "Well, let's go In. You take the rod and I'll make the final trip at the rudder." The two chanced places. Before the invalid had held the rudder ten seconds a furious strike greeted the man who had just taken the rod. For forty minutes he worked like a nailer, and finally landed ' a lankfish that weighed fifteen pounds, the third one eyes as Johnny walked out with down cast oyes, and for several moments the. great dealer was overcome. But he felt that ho had to do it. Finally ho braced up, called up "central" and asked to bo connected with his broker. Then Mr. Straightiy proceeded to sell wheat and corn that he never owned, and buy .pork and lard that had never existed. Brain- Leaks Partisanship is not patriotism. Genuino grief never goes on dress parade. Success won -without effort is al ways fleeting. - The man who knows the. most usually-has the least to say. The man who takesa pride in his work seldom has toworry about a job. a, There is' quite a difference be tween saving money and hoarding money. The chief trouble about wild oats is that the sower seldom has to reap the crop. The best way to prepare for the big tasks of- tomorrow is to clean up the little tasks of today. When a man burns his hand he says things and keeps complaining about It. When a woman burns her hand she rubs a little grease on it and pays no more attention, .to it until she can show the injury to her hus band. After you have attended to your own business is the proper time to attend to the business of your neigh bor. Wouldn't it help the minister a whole lot if his congregation applaud ed him once in a while? It 'helps the stump .speaker and the actor. A man has pretty good control of himself when he can refrain from showing his temper after sticking tho mucilage brush in the inkwell. One of the funny things of life is to see a city man who doesn't know alfalfa from sugar cane, cock his eyes up at the sky and then declare: "This is mighty fine corn weather." At Lincoln housewife who scolded her ' children for making the house so untidy was silenced when one of her little ones a'sked': "Mama, which would you rather have, a clean house or us children?" A friend of ours told the following the other day: "Once on a time, when Lwas'a little boy, a man fright ened me by saying, Til cut your ears off.' That man is a preacher, but I'll always .despise him." Do you ever incur the enmity of children by talking to them that way? Senator Stone on Canal Supplies Another Failure , Diogenes was still engaged in his of Lthe 8pcls ,eYer ,caugllt in guIf searcn ror an honest man. Pointing w ,;"17 ," , , ", ?" z. 2 to a magnificent bulldlnc. he incmtrml- If 1 nad only held on to t magnificent building, he Inquired : '"What building Is that?" -"That's tho building where the na tion's lawmakers meet," replied the one questioned, "Well," sighed- Dloeemes. nlp.lrlnc- up his lantom and shaking It close record. that rod a minute. longer!" sighs the returned invalid every time he thinks of it. The Difference Mr. Straightiy was feeling very tn hiq pnr vn t,mm X iV uuuiy. ni Bouse i iigui ana pro- SivwaP,rri n l ?ZV 5E Ubiety had been awfully shocked. The ovening before, while walking down an unfrequented street, he had run across 'a crowd of boys at an alley anyhow. This lamn of mlno nGGrtn some more oil." Realizing that his search would be prolonged the old philosopher felt the necessity of preparing for the inevitable. How It Really Works The noble youth with the bulging brow had read a great deal and was prepared to profit by his reading. When he started out to look for a job he knew just what to do. Seeing a sign, "Boy Wanted," he took it down, tucked it under his arm and wont in to interview the manager. "What do you want, young follow?" growled the manager. "I want a job." , "What have you got that sign under your arm for?" "0, you won't need it any more: Im tho boy," said the youth with the bulging brow. Then ho waited for the rest to ban pen. l It happened. "Well, this firm don't want any smart Alecks. You hang that sign right back where you got it. and entrance, and they were shooting craps. Among them was Johnny Smith, the office boy. Mr. Straightiy had often given Johnny sound advice, and the knowledge that Johnny had fallen by the wayside .made Mr Straightiy feel very badly. After thinking it over in his private office Mr. Straightiy decided that Johnny must be given another round of advice and discharged. It wouldn't do to harbor such a boy. Accordingly Johnny was called In. "I am sorry to learn, Johnny, that you have been gambling. You have disregarded my advice and engaged in the sin of gambling." "It was just a little game for a penny a shot," whimperea the boy. "But it was gambling, Johnny," said Mr. Straightiy, "and that I will not countenance. You may go to the cash ier and get what's coming to you. We cannot keep you in our employ. Let this be a lesson to you. I hope you will never gamble again." There were tears in Mr. Straightly's SenatoF Stone of Missouri, delivered a speech in the senate on Sena tor Aldrich's resolution requiring Pan ama canal supplies to bd bought in America, except that in cases where the president thought the prices were extortionate. The following report of Senator Stone's speech is taken from the Associated Press: "No one can doubt," he said, "that the president will buy 'practically all canal materials in America, no mat ter what the difference in prices hero and abroad may be. lr we are to judge the future' by the past there is no room for questioning what course the president will adopt. The men who contributed the stupendous slush funds, aggregating millions upon mil lions of dollars, to carry the last three presidential elections for the republican candidates, almost of ne cessity have their grip upon, those who accepted their princely dona tions. The beneficiaries of those enormous corruption funds may some times wince and shrink from the task imposed upon them, and to hide the shame of jit may now and then per form some spectacular stunt in the limelight and before the galleries, but in the end the forces which operate behind the curtain and hold the strings will have their way. But there has been so much of this blustering, and it has attracted such wide attention that something must be done to re lieve the situation. Something must be provided for public credulity to feed upon. A door must be opened for escape and a soft place muBt be made for the president to fall. The scheme for all this Is wrapped up in this resolution." Senator Stone said that about a year ago the president and the secre tary of war had announced that they would not be held up in the purchase of materials for the canal by Ameri can manufacturers or American ship owners. This declaration, he said, was approved generally by the American people as in the interests of the gen eral welfare. But he declared that the special interests affected resisted and won. Promptly these orgauized their .forces to resist and discipline him. "Standpatters" came swarming in every available quarter. The pres ident's cburage was put to the test, and, as usual, nrovod unequal to the strain. There was a great thunder ing by him in the index, with the customary Rooseveltian fiasco at the finish. The "iron man at the White House" again proved himself to be no iron man at all, but only what Bismarck once declared Salisbury, "Merely a pine lathe painted the color of iron." The president surrendered, and in stead of buying canal materials, as he vowed he would and he repeatedly asserted it was his duty to do, in the cheapest market, he bought practically everything he purchased 80 per cent of the whole, at protected trust prices in America. In support of this contention he cit ed the facts in connection with the purchase from the Ward line of two ships for the canal service. "The president," he said, "opened negotia tions for the purchase of foreign ships, but at the same time the batteries of American Bhlp-builders were opened on the president. For a while, a short while, it really looked as if the, presi dent would stand his ground. But alas, our hopes were vain; he was not equal vto the task. He hauled down his flag and surrendered. In stead of buying the foreign ships of 6,000 tons each for $750,000, he bought two American ships of 5,700 tons each for $1,300,000. "The vessels," said the senator, "had cost not to exceed $600,000 each, ard as they had been in service about eight years were worth 40 per cent less," This he pronounced "a shame ful instance of treasury looting." Ho declared the president's weakness to be a costly thing for the country. "And so," Mr. Stone proceeded, "the Macedonian cry comes over from the White House to congress. This joint resolution is the response con gress makes to that appeal. Here after when the president goes on buy ing trust materials at trust prices, as he has been doing and would con tinue to do, whether this resolution should be adopted or not, he can ex cuse himself on the ground that con gress has established a rule for his guidance. He can shelter himself un der this resolution and unload his sins on congress. That' Is a'bout the only possible use to which this reso lution can bo put. This res olution merely crowns the triumph of the trusts over the president.'' v He closed with the assertion that ,.s.M x,i . -. .T3-- ' ' WI t i muTmTMiaiMii, mi SlfMHJBWffft ) MMM ' - ----- niHpiu l.r? idfcmMhi.A, dfe