T fT''Wpt,J,H' V""' The Commoner. VOLUME i, NUMBER 5. 10 RHEUMATISM Vhf Treatment that hi Cured Thousand! of Clironlo Invalids, Without Cost TRY IT PREB Thousandsof chronlo BUfrcrcm from rhcumatUm liavo thrown awar tliclr crutches and boon completely cured by tbo Dr. Jobbtrcatmont.tho only discovery that positively Roos to tho vory seat or tho dlBonso and drives ovcry vefitlijo of t)olMn from tbo system. Dr. Job!) finds that no two cases of rheumatism nro ox a illy alike, and prepares r p o c I n I remedies for each caso. Why spend tlmoand money on stork prescription, nil dipped from tho Haino barrel? Pai ont medicines aro a lottory. iboy may help but moro often Injure, sometimes boyond ro domptlon. Tho Dr. J ebb treatment li sure, aafo, and cireotlvo. Wo euro hundreds whero others euro one, bocauso wo treat tho Individual caso. Wrllo us a plain, honest loiter, tolllmr truthfully your condition, and how Ionic you have hnd rheumatism. I'pon rocolpt of your letter, wo will send you by prepaid mall, Fit UK OF ALL Vi)Wl a trial treatment, put up especially for your Individual caso. Don't suirorlotiRcr when health and happiness Is within your irrar.p. Wrlto us today and tho trial treat mont that will Btart you on tho road to health wll bo sent at once. Address tho J ebb llumedy Co., Ltd 50 KlUKman Uldir., liattlo Creek, Mich. CATARRH is the most prevalent of diseases. It Is n local nllmi'iit nl tho mucous membrane as well as constitutional and CAN BE eradicated by proper trentment. Dr. Sykca cured himself In 1870. uml the treatment has CURED thousands since, and by using Dr. Sykcs' Buro Cure lor Catarrh will euro you. Send lor tho best book on catarrh ever published. Mailed free. DK. 8YKK8' ftUttlC CUKE CO. Department 01l8So.LcavlttSt., Chicago, 111. Cancer CURED BY NEW METHOD A sato and palnloBS homo trcatmont that has completely cured thousauds In ton to twenty days that physicians had doclarod Incurable Full In formation bont freo to sufferers or their friends. With testimonials of cured patients and of ovory county olllclal, baukor and minister of Lebanon Address Dr. Curry Caucor Curo Co., Box 1117. lobailou, Ohio. Cancer Cured WITH SOOTHING, BALMY OILS. Cancor, Tumor. Catarrh. Plica, Fistula. Ulcers. UZZT uuuuuuu. AUUrCSS nD"0VC Cor. Oth & NIH OIL, Broadway, '.Kansas' City, Mo, THE WILBERN SSQ&& Costs no more than oth ers and gives you a perfect sliding door. Ask your dealer lor It Door can't Jump the track and can bo ad justed up or down, or In or out with only a wreuob. Ji MIDLAND IRON WORKS, RACINE, Wis. Western Olllco, Dcs Moines, Iowa. CREAM SEPARATOR CD CC 2A T'lis is a cenuine G Ci ?mn2e lo lntrduce the Peoples Cream Separator ia every neigh borhood. It is the best and simplest In the world. We ask that you show It to your neighbors who have cows, bend your name and the name of the nearest freight office. Address PEOPLES SUPPLY CO. Dent. 177. KANSAS OITY. uo. ill aDEATH TO HEAVES RKWT0M8Bmt, fetch, Bto. ttnptr u ldigetla tar. A. veterinary oiwcifio fur wind. n ton 4 am.V klAhiAAk IaI.I -. V Strong rtunmtntU. $1.00 pr wj, ucaicra. Minor KX. II1. Tbo Newton Kejne4rCe Toledo, Ohl iMrfliioaflrjIot Look For tho Bost. I mat a fellnr th' other day Who said th' world was goln' t smash; That it was awful th' rapid way We was approachin' th' final crash. An' he pulled his face clear out o' place While statin' his views upon th' case. An' I tell von I felt quite blue An' I slcurcely knew what best t' do. "Sho's out o' kcltcr," says he t' me, A meanin' th' world, "an a-gittin' wuss; There's nothin that's good as I c'n see, An' all is mixed in a dreadful muss. Th' wrong is on top an' we can't stop Th' awful growth of th' evil crop." An' I felt glum, I .did, I vum, A-fearin' a reign o' woe would come. That feller Just talked in that there strain Till I was feelin' like suicide. Thinks I, if ho is right It Is plain It's better a man curled up an' died. If life is woo then I want t' go T' th' other sPe o' Jordan's flow. An' with a groan I fetched a moan An' piked off homeward all alone. When I saw my wife, savs I to her, "This world Is wicked an' full o graft, An'" An' then she give th' fire a stir An' looked r.t mo an' laffed an' laffed. "You poor or goose, there ain't no use For a man like you t' just turn loose An' kick on things Th' ol' world brings Just sing away till th music rings" That's what she said, an she said more, too. Says she, "You're lucky as you c'n be; , For you've a job an' some ol' friends true, An' there's th' babies, an' what cf me? You've a roof o'eihead, a good warm bed, An' three meals dally, before you spread. Th' world awry? That's in your eye It's a-gettin' better as days go by." An' she laffed an' sung an' worked away Till blamed If things didn't look real bricht: An my heart beat high an' I felt gay. lYAV mySlf' ,,She'S right' a11 I've health an' life, an' babes an' wife An' strength fr work in th' busy strife. ' I'll do my best An' work with zest An' trust in th' Lord-Ho'll do th' rest. His Choice. "My friends " said the president of the Associated States Bessemer com pany "the last year has been one of great success to us, and tho board of directors has deo.idnri t .i " t?,.01 acknowledgements to our armv f f S en?lPlnT T Sdel with us nti?, Int0 Partnership fi,ir n In1tul8 enterprise, and with SVrveallSteTto stock nronortlnnnrZ up COIon stock proportioned to So tern HX vice of the recipient." m 0f Ser 1 havo been with the firm ,1,1, years," said a brawny workman in the rear of the hall. "How much does that entitlo me to?" "That," said the president, refer ring to his schedule, "entitles you to sixteen shares of our common stock." "And it's ours to keep or to trade?" "Yes', sir; there are ho strings to this award." "Thank you, sir; and might I ask if you'll give me a dozen eggs for my allotment and call it square?" Nomoclaturo. "If there is anything on earth that makes me tired," remarked thb trav eling man In tho checked suit, "it is the outlandish names those Russians and Japanese have for their towns and rivers and warships." "Does make a fellow's jaws sore trying to pronounce them," said the grocery salesman. "Well I guess yes," said the traveler in the checked suit. "It seems that they pick on the blamedest lot o' names in the world just on purpose to make it difficult for a man to keep track of things Their Witches' and their 'oskies' and their 'shimas' and all that sort o' thing ought to be pro hibited as a breach of tho laws of civilization. Such outlandish names make me tlied." "Yes, it is wearisome," said the hardware salesman. "Worse than that," said the man in the checked suit, grabbing a pen and turning the hotel register towards him. "It is a crime." And then the protesting travoler registered: "Micah Abimilech Squeeldonk, Ken nebunkportoscroggin, Maine." Futile. "My countrymen," said the patriot, "our dreams of building a new re public are shatter wl " Loud cries of anguish rent the air at this report of the one they tiusted to such an unusual degiee. "I fear we vill have to submit," continued the patriot. "But why have you lost hope?" queried one of the multitude. "I havo examined the ground thor oughly," replied the patriot, "and 1 find that we have no canal site to sell and havo nothing more than a lot of resources to develop." Instantly the true state of affairs dawned upon even the most benighted man present, and slowly and sadly the crowd dispersed,, readv to bo Sr??1!7 assimlIted when the guns and hose arrived. Gastronomic. KySl,ano0r n'T" cxclalm,!, Mt8- lyuuenarte, i am so sorrv vour health prevents you from working What is the trouble?" worKing i-,Ii'Sr.st?iach truble, ma'am" re plied Grafton Grubbs. mauxu re Stomach trouble?"' "Yes, ma'am If it wasn't fr SHE? LvT hayG ?" Dut jus lay 'roun' an' enjoy meselt." Perfectly Safe. teXTi are fu" oi His R.oason. STL aro you Free Catarrh Remedy. Trial Sample of Dr. Blosser'sCatarrh Cure Mailed Free to Any One Suffering from Catarrh. Dr. Blosser, the celebrated Catarrh Specialist of tho South, offers a trial sample of his valuable remedy to any one suffering from Catarrh, Bron chitis, Asthma, Catarrhal Deafness, etc. The remedy ig applied in the form of a medicated smoke-vapor, which, being inhaled, makes a direct treatment of the diseased parts. Wonderful success has attended tho use of this remedy. Thousands of cases have been cured many ot them wore of 15, 20, 25 and even 40 years standing. The cost of the treatment is very moderate, and a three aays treatment will bo mailed to any suf ferer who will write at once. Address, Dr. Blosser Co., 139 Walton St., At lanta, Ga: t eloquently pleading for civic reform?" "For two reasons." One is that Bings don't belong to my party, and the other is that hetoeans what ho says." -,- Broiin Loa&s. , Choose wisely, enjoy iong. Dirty dollars are .not cleaned by giving. Piety is more than perjunclcry praying. Men curse their luck when they lose their pluck. Christianity s just as good to live by as it is to die by. " Money may buy reputation, but it cannot buy character. A starving man is not likely to take time, to study a tract. Honesty is moie than keeping out of the sheriff's clutches. To some men home is qnlv a place where they can get a warm -meal. Morality is something more than merely refraining from doing wrong. An old story well told s better than a new story spoiled in tho tell ing. The weak man is usually strong enough to lay the blame on some one else. Satan selects his bait with care, and never fishes with a hook that's bare. The height of impudence is for a gas company to water its stock and then pump air through its mains. There are mn who have o spend all of today trying to recall what they were planning to do whilo it was yesterday. ARE WE HONEST? tiiWiJ. Hlar t0 yunnd I boliovo you will onnT?.iaiitCuP0U BC0 th0 b00k' ThO book 13 XSSmSyS0? ?ysei,f' d " is toade up of tho J v hXrri 0tche3 th&1 lmvo appeared lu tho CoiinLCominonotlNpt,'doPrt,ncnt of The tffi ulcr ad ln other Publications. I wroto s do nn Klf Th0 b00k Iaclotl1 bound Sid B?vnn JSl?k BiaJnps' foreword by Mr. 'V. J. la? 7 pas3, Th0 prlc l3 0no Do1" A Fair Proposition. nicloT K1.?1, end yon tho book onsns FnS thA Jiou thl?k lt I wortn a d0"ar, send Sioi M, l?y' Jf y, not think so send tho tear nont1BOOdiCOXI3 "op-nural wear nnd twl nn P,ecr d7and we n CQl1 !t Muaro. I make bonir .lvoc,ason8-no "! think tbo voS whumIS th0 dol,lnr n.nd secondly, I think you win think so and send mo tbo money. But l inHf "ntisfled witu whatever you do. It's Juat phyBlcian. Ur n Pay" dcal with your famlly An Open Confession, ftiSftj0?.wou1 llk0 10 kQow why I am bo ffij rlnn11!7 b,0k- I,U t0 tOll JOU, bUt finS-rt?nt0llRn?b0dy-1 eod the mohoy. pov ,p m? CRrd flnd Sfty you'd like to re SintoffLn0?16 on.fMpIolonl I'll take it for Ft 2Sfi ?Jnff ia wli,llnC to pay for it If you like WILL M. MAOPIN, ao9a South i7th St. Lincoln, Nfk the firm eight JTJ I, xi -i..-jtf?f. , J jLi,yi