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The Commoner.
VOLUME 3, NUMBER 7.
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Consumption
Can be Cured.
nrvloH Dlacovary by the Pamoua Doctor
Yonkcrman of Knlamnzoo, Mich. Stata
Officials and Great Aledlcal fln Pro
nounce It the Only Cure for Con
aumptlon and nil Throat aud
Lung: Troubles
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Consumptives Given up to Die and Sent Back
from California Hopeless and Helpless
are Now Alive and Well Through
This Wonderful Cure for
Consumption
A Pree Package Containing Sufficient to Con
vince tlio Most Skeptical Sent to all
Who Write.
' Consumption enn nt Inst be cured. Marvelous
as it mny seem nftcr the many failures, a sure,
positive and certain cure for the deadly coii-
DR. D. P. YONKERMAN, th Dis
coverer of Tuberculozyne, the
Only Curo for Consumption.
sumption has nt last been discovered by Dr. Derk
r. Yonkcrmnn, a srent Michigan doctor, who
has made n life study of this fntal disease. His
wonderful remedy has been fully tested and rig
idly proven n sure cure by state officials, and
noted medical men all over the world testify to
Its power to kill the dread germ that causes con
sumption. The doctor makes no secret of the
Ingredients of his wonderful cure, believing that
the people are entitled to such a production of
science, nnd he is sending free treatment all over
the world, bringing joy of knowledge of cernln
rescue from this awful fatal disease. Suclf emi
nent scientists as Koch Teuton, Pasteur nnd all
inc crcav mcuicai ana germ specialists and chem
ists hove already repeatedly declared that the
consumptive germ cannot live a minute in the
presence of the ingredients ot this wonderful
remedy that has already revolutionizd the treat
ment of consumption and has taken it from the
catalogue of deadly fatal diseases and placed it
in the curable list. Free trial packages and let
ters from grateful people former consumptives
rescued from the very jaws of death are sent
free to all who write to Dr. Derk P. Yonkerraan,
2049 Shakespeare Iluilding, Kalamazoo, Mich.
Dr. onkcrman wants every consumptive suf
ferer on the face of the earth to luvr tiiU Mar
velous nud only geuuine cure for consumption.
Write today. It is a sure cure and the free trial
package sent you will do you more good than all
the medicines, cod-liver oils, st mulauts or
changes of climate and it will convince you that
at last there hns been discovered the tme cure
for consumption. Don't delay There is not an
hour to lose when you have consumption, throat
or lung trouble. Scud today for free package.
My Hour Off.
When Dorothy gets the dishes washed
and neatly put away,
And gets the table covered up and
sets the sponge to raise,
I clean forget the weary cares that
haunt me through the day
And feel lllce letting out ray voice
in some old song of praise.
It is the hour I call my own, when
from the world I'm free;
For hours of toil are over and my
hour has come for fun.
Then Dorothy takes her guitar down
and plays and sings for mo,
When the evening meal is over and
her work's all done.
I have profoundest pity for the fellows
who go down
And blow in all their wages for the
juices of the corn,
And think they're having lots of fun
while painting up tno town,
But arising In the morning with
their feelings all forlorn.
They can do the whisky drinking and
the going on the spree,
But I'm a heavy winner when the
next day is begun
After listening for an evening when
Dorothy plays for mo,
When the evening meal is over and
her work's all done.
It rather nerves me up for work and
shortens ov'ry day,
For above the din of traffic I can
hear each pretty tune
As It tinkles from the instrument that
Dorothy can play,
And I know the time for quitting
will be coming pretty soon.
And when the whistle blows at six
and from my work I'm free,
I hasten home to greet her then
my joy time has begun,
For Dorothy takes the guitar down
and plays and sings for me,
When the evening meal is over and
her work's all done.
ITCHING SKIN
Kczamn mid Other
kln Dlncaaoa Curort
X discovered amothod that pormanenUy cures all sWn
dlsoascs. I succeed when others rail, Trial treat
mont and testimonials sent tor six cents.
W. 11ULLA.HD, 310 Thoodoro St. Detroit, Michigan.
CLARENCE S. DARROW'S
3mS Resist Not Evil
is making a profound impresslou because it is a
great book. Price 75c, postpaid.
Altgyld'a Oratory is now ready in a new edi
tion at 50c, postpaid. Both books handsomely
wnM?nl ,MeutlnVhe COMMONMRanS
vrewill mail the two bouks for onedollar. Agents
Where the Unexpected Happens.
The young poet laboriously climbed
the stairs to the office of the magazine
editor, and knocked timidly at the
sanctum door.
"Come in." said the editor.
The young poet entered and stood
silent.
"What can I do for you?" asked the
editor in a kindly tone of voice.
"Sir, I have here a little poem on
spring which I would like to submit"
"All right, sir; sit down while I
look at if"
The young poet took a seat while the
editor read the poem through.
weiw gasped the young poet
"My dear sir," said the editor, "this
is an unusually good spring poem.
Wo will gladly publish it Just wait
and I will give you an order on the
cashier for $20. There you are, sir.
Good day. Lot us look at anything
else you may write."
The farmer entered the office of tho
Podunk Banner and addressed the
editor:
I d like to know how much I owe
you up to date. You seo I'm takinc v
many papers that I-"
"Yes, I know, sir," said the editor,
but tho Banner is undoubtedly the
best local paper in the county and wo
are sparing no expense to make it
bettor every"
"I know that, but as I was about
thatai--" taldDg S many Papers
"And wo are contemplating some im
provements that will make the Ban
ner even better than it"
"All right, but you see I'm taking
so many newspapers that I "
"Your subscription to date amounts
to $1.53. I'm sorry you have decided
to stop tho Banner for "
"Who'n thunder said anything about
stopping it? Hero's your $1.53 and $2
more for another eighteen months.
We couldn't get along without the
Banner. I was trying to say when
you interrupted me that we are tak
ing so many papers we have decided
to quit a few of them, but you bet
we'll not stop the Banner. Step out
to tho wagon and get a crock of but
ter my wife sent you with her com
pliments." "Keep of'n my corns," growled tho
big man, pushing the little man
roughly to one side.
"I beg your pardon," said the little
man, pleasantly.
"All right, but be careful. I'm tired
0' having you walk all over my feet".
"I beg your pardon," said tho littlo
man again. "I will try not to of
fend again."
"Well, see that you don't. If you
do I'll take a punch at your face."
"0, you will, will you?" retorted the
little man. "Why, you big duffer, you
couldn't punch one side of my face.
I'll"
By rights it should be made to ap
pear that the big man made one pass
at the little man and then received a
beautiful whipping. Truth compels
the statement that the big man picked
the little man up, dusted the car aislo
with him, boxed his ears and then
threw him through the door.
Willie Wishington bought a hand
some box of flowers for Miss Gush
ington's birthday. While waiting for
the messenger to come and get them
Mr. Wishington folded "up his other
trousers and put them in a box pre
paratory to sending them to the tailor
for repairs. The box containing the
trousers was exactly like the box con
taining the flowers.
When the messenger came Mr.
Wishington was badly rattled. He
gave the messenger a box and carried
the other to the tailor himself.
That evening Mr. Wishington called
on Miss Gushington. She met him
at the door, wearing some of his flow
ers, the others reposing in a hand
some cut glass vase on the center
table. w?e ?el ?ay Mr Wishington called
at the tailor's and secured his trousers.
Brala Leak.
Only a poor sermon satisfies every-
Adversity is the safety brake on
vanity.
listers'. thriVGS 0nly in a field of
abTehto fS.0 BUfferod ar best
Clean politics will come when hon
est men assume control.
Trouble is about all some church
members give tho preacher.
Tis a Pity
To Stay Sick, When a Postal
Will Bring Help.
Please note this offer again.
Send no money just a postal, stat
ing which .book you need.
I will mail you an order good at
any drug store for six bottles Dr.
Shoop's Restorative. You may take it
a month on trial. If it succeeds, the
cost is $5.50. If it fails, I will pay
the druggist myself and your mere
word shall decide it.
Just think what that means.
It proves that I have faith in tho
remedy, and faith in the honesty o
people. It shows that I have learned
how to cure these diseases, else tho
offer would ruin me.
Let me convince you. You are-waiting
when you should be well. When
the test is made, I don't want a pen
ny, unless you aro glad to pay.
My success comes from strengthen
ing the inside nerves, which operato
the vital organs. I have spent my
life in learning how to do it A weaK
organ means weak nerve power. It is
like a weak engine that needs more
steam. To doctor the organ is use
less; what it needs is power to act
"My Restorative alone brings back that
power, and in most of these diseases
no other way can cure.
My book will tell you why.
Simply state whioh
book you want, and
address Dr. Shoop,
Box 515 Bacine. Wla
Mild cases, not chronic, aro often cured by
one or two bottlea. At all druggists.
roor no. 1 or stsfifsia
BOOK HO. J ON THE MART.
BOOK HO. I OH TIIX KIDMrB.
book ho. t ron WOMZH.
COOK HO. 6 rORUXH. (ii1U
COOK HO. OH BHJSDMATIBK
Satan never wastes time on
owner of a well-thumbed Bible.
tho
A corrupt city government is nos
sible only in a city full of hypocrites.
There is, too, plenty of room at tho
bottom, but the company is not'nearlv
so select y
From precept to practice is such a
long distance that most men never
cover it
Those who become tired at a 40
minute sermon can sit three hours in
a theatre.
When a man profits through wrong
or fails through lack of -effort he is
very apt to talk about "destiny."
There Is something wrong about tho
Christianity of the church member
who takes no interest in politics.
Some people think they are growing
sentimental when in truth they aro
merely in need of a liver regulator.
The longer a boy is tied to his
mother's apron-strings the nearer ho
is to success when ho does cut loose.
When men are as true to themselves
as their dogs are true to their mas
ters, this will be a much better world
to live in.
Tho best knowledge is knowing how
to appreciate what we have and how
to get along without tho things wo
cannot possess.
If the flowers that grow on the
graves of the dead had bloomed in
m Lv?? the world would nave been
made better and brighter.
xsothing makes a man feel that he is
growing old like finding out for tho
hirnaSS0 that he can no lon&er "chin
himself" on a horizontal bar..
tnT ,al,wayB wln be men willing
to giye dollars to learn that the pea
to JLUn(lQr, the she11' but unwilling?
to give pennies to learn the right.
The man whose childron are not
giaa to seo him when he comes homo
1 opening is not to be trusted
barnyard by the gate.
CONSUMPTION CURED.
in WHhin aZh?'J0lJtotn PwcUco, had placed
of SKmm1?151 Indl.R nUBSlonary tho formula
or a Rimpio vegetable romoiiv for tim Dnn,iw h nn.
Asthma aZV SUmpJl0Tn' BnchltlBT CntonB.
T)oslt?ro nSd !H.r,oat an1 Lun Affections: also a
RomrarSiW0 Norvous Dobulty and
cnrrtiTOMwWnH?8, ".ftv,nar tostodtta wonderful
wuSohnnK cases, and desiring to
Ml who S U!S DB' ? will Bond froe of chargo to
liK.wlu,iirite?,I,0',ln Gorman, Fronch. or
kHX t?"LJV.Vl.ruU directions for m-onarinffanri urine.
paper Wi'KTI18' wlth Btomp7namlngth!
v paper, w. A. Noras, 847 Powora Block, liochoBtorrN.Y
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