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JOHN AND I.
Never envied Rockefeller all the gold
he's seized upon;
Haven't got a single dollar, hut I'm
bettor off than John. ,
He can " order .costly viands, but he
cannot eat a bite;
I can .dine on spuds and bacon and
keep feeling fit and right.
Ho has got to pet his stomach and
his liver's out of gear;
I have health and good digestion and
a conscience that is clear.
Though no private yacht I'm owning
I'm a happy, jolly cove
With a pair of old knit slippers and
my feet upon the stove.
John qan point to heaping millions
under his supreme control?
Keeps me ever jumping sideways lest
I get into the hole.
He can build huge, costly mansions, or
can ride tho ocean's foam;
Mine is but an humble cottage, but,
thank God, it's, home, sweet home!
Hb can rule the world of finance with
the help of Standard Oil;
I must hustle for a living and my
days are full of toil.
But I wouldn't give my comfort for
John's mighty treasure trove
When, with feet tucked in knit slippers
I am sitting by the stove.
Rockefeller wields a scepter mightier
than feudal kings;
But I'm happier than John is when
my baby coos and sings.
discovered that Special Interests were
at work to rob him. When he was at
one side of the yard a Special Interest
would appear at the. other side and
make off with a lot of Property.
While ho was chasing that Special In
terest another one .would pull open
the drawer and seize a handful of
Cash.
Finally the Prominent Citizen ap
pealed to tho Law, but ho discovered
that tho Policeman on that Beat was
a victim of Somnolency and the pos
sessor of a Pull that kept him in Uni
forms. Once or twice he undertook to ar
rest a 'Marauder, but Bumped up
against an Injunction which said he
could not Help himself.
When he went to the headquarters,
of the City Administration to make
his complaint he was met by a Merry
Ha Ha that chilled his Blood. When
he remonstrated at the treatment ac
corded him he was informed that his
party could not elect an administra
tion unless it appointed Officers who
could fall into Convenient Slumber
whenever a Special Interest wanted to
go out on a Foraging Expedition.
The Prominent Citizen finally dis
covered to his dismay that Every
thing he had was gobbled up by the
Special Interests working under Ad
ministration favor, and he was about
to desnair.
Then it was that a Friend told him
that the only way to get Justice was to
oust the administration that protected
He can flit to southern climates when Special Interests, and assist in mak-
If Baer Had His Way.
President, Baer In his talk to, tho
Pennsylvania society denounced the
meddling politicians who settled the
strike and made it possible to pro
duce any coal at all. If the strike had
continued indefinitely, as Mr. Baer
contemplated last October when he
protested against the efforts of the
"meddling politicians," headed by the
president of tho United States, to end
it, what stops would ho have taken to
keep his promise that there should bo
no coal famine? And if thousands of
people instead of an occasional one
or two had been freezing to death in
New York while all the fires in the
city vere out what particular winter
resort would Mr. Baer have selected
as his place of refuge? Now York
World.
the winter days appear;
I have got to keep On toiling, though
it's cold and frosty here.
He cari speak the words compelling all
the world to pay him toll;
I must work from dawn till even for
the coin to trade for .coal.
But I wouldn't trade my comfort for
John's balmy southern grove
When I get my old knit slippers and
my feet upon the stove.
1 ife is something more than riches
love is better far than gold.
Greed and happiness are something
one man's heart's too small to
hold.
You may build a marble palace, but
if true love hold aloof
'Tis not worth the humble cottage
where love dwells beneath the
roof.
All the gold a man may gather by
deep scheming is not worth
The good will and honest "friendship
of the humble ones of earth.
With my loved ones grouped about me
I have richest treasure trove,
And I'm happy with knit slipperaand
my feet upon the stove.
ing an administration that would in
sist. on Equal Rights, to All and Spe
cial Privileges to None.
"What, and vote against my Par
ty!" shrieked the Prominent Citizen
And that's why the Prominent Citi
zen is being held up at every turn.
Moral: If you think more of your
Party than you do of Justice, don't
grumble when you get Bilked.
A Little Fable.
WHEREIN IS RELATED THE FOOL
ISHNESS OF THE MAN WHO
DID NOT KNOW FABA VUL
GARIS WHEN THE RECEP
TACLE WA& UNCLOSED.
Once upon a. time a Prominent Citi
zen managed to accumulate much
Wealth by dint of Toll and Economy.
Ho piled up huge stacks of Grain in
his back yard, had Coal in plenty in
an open pen, and his pantry was full
of Silverware. The Prominent Citi
zen also accumulated lots of Cash,
which ho kept in i drawer in his desk,
tho key to the same being lost.
But as tho Years went by tho
Prominent Citizen discovered 'that
his Store was diminishing at a fright
ful rate, .and he thereupon made an
Investigation. To his Surprise he
v ' Brain Leak.
A municipality is never better than
the people want it to be.
Misery loves company and usually
has no trouble finding it.
Baking powder would not make
some men rise in the world.
"All the world's a stage," and too
many supes endeavor to play leads.
The joy of giving is increased by
the necessity of working for what is
given.
Some men hitch their wagons to
stars and then throw their weight
against the brakes.
There are a lot of people who never
give with either hand for fear the
other will find it out
The young man who succeeds is
the young man who is wiling to earn
more than he receives. v
The man who declares that "money
will do anything" is the man who will
do anything for money.
Wo are too prone t advertise our
friends' virtues in small type and thei
faults on the billboards.
The kind words some men have
carved on their tombstones would
have made their lives brighter.
People who read the Bible as a mat
ter of duty miss most of the good
things in the greatest of books.
The man "Hvho declares that the
world owes him a living always finds
The Right Thing:.
A New Gatrrh Cure, Which is Rapidly Com-fiyf-to
the Front,
For several years, Eucalyptol Guaiacol and
HVdrastin have bcexi recognized na standard rem
edies for catarrhal troubles, but they have al
ways been given separately and only very recent-
ly an ingenious chemist succeeded in combining
them, together with oihex antiseptics into a
plcnsant t flective tablet.
Druggists sell the remedy under the name of
StuniVs Catarrh Tablets and it has met with re
markable success in the cure of nasal catarrh,
bronchial and throat catarrh and in catarrh of
the stomach.
Mr. F. N. Benton, whose address is care of
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A leading physician of Pittsburg- advises the
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He claims they are Jar superior to inhalers,
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out when it is too late that the world
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The boy who is tied to his mother's
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It is a foolish man that throws
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Early Settlement.
"Gentlemen," said, the, president of
the Interstate Medical society, "we
meet upon this beautiful January day
to discuss matters that promise to be
beneficial to members of our noblo
profession Our interests should be
carefully guarded. What shall we do,
gentlemen, to further our aims?"
"Mr. President," said the member
from Kansas City, "I believe we
should advocate the early u,se of tho
open trolley car."
A moment of silence ensued, broken
at last by a motion to adjourn.
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