JN4 t U lSMtti mt mmiwtiizAmrmi iMfriiiMft mm 6 The Commoner. Vol. a, No. II. m u .t i tf !' K I ; fc- -!.l f. ff 'J! 18 lV- i Whether Common or Not. I I i THE "GREATEST AMERICAN. Wo'vo had somo mighty big mon In our nation Since tho fathers fought and won the revolution; But after somo long days of cogitation , ' Wo'vo found tho big one of tho Institution. Ho Is oily, suavo and cuto, Ho's a schomor, too, to boot; Ho's possessed of pull and might and giant will. Ho can make tho blade look white, And can provo that wrong is right, And ho bears tho lovely namo of Shipping J3I11. Shipping Bill's a plum Jo Dandy, don't you know, ' , And in point of worth and true benevolence ' Washington, John Adams, Jefferson, Monroe, A rosemblanco truly boar to thirty cents. They thought only of tho good '. Of tho human brotherhood, ' ' Whllo Bill is out for business and for trade.' 'I And he thrusts liis dirty' paws, ' .. Backed by scheming robber 'aws , Into tho treasury to tho shoulder blado. i ' A . : 6 .."-. j . . Vt ,i - . ,' .... i Bill has got a strangle hold on Undo Sam, ' Ana proceeds to givo tno equine cachinnatlon; - . . For ho knows this easy nation Is a clam ... xiuui'u uuu Hurvuu iur ompping w imams tieiectauon. Ho is ruler of tho roost, And wo kIvo his schemes a boost. ' Shipping Bill is out for money with his knife. . When you see him heave in sight, You should tremble with affright, For with Bill it's, either money or your life. Once wo listened to tho warnings of the saces Men who yearned alone to perfect human rights ' " Who left words of wisdom that might guide tho ages t Words to servo as blood-bought Freedom's beacon'iights. But slnco Bill heaved into view &? - With his mind made up to "do" , . k- Evprythlng and ovorybody that he sees; . iy . "" Wo'vo forgot tho warning word. . J lti3Wrt& That our hearts once quickly stirred, ZZm -" '- And who'n William takes his snuff wo "have to' sneezeT-" . - - Men llko Lincoln should go way back and bo seated, """ "". , For their ideas of tho right are antiquated. Bill has got his daisy graft about completed, '' And the ancient rule of justice renovated. For tho rights of those who toil Making goods or tllUng soil, . Shipping Bill does not the least attention pay." " " At the mpn who fought his graft ' '' ' - Shipping Bill has merely laughed "" -; K . '.. . ,: -Is ho riot the greatest ruler of today? tj i Senato File No. 334-453.I87. A BILL TO PROVIDE FOR MUD STREET MAIL SERVICE BE TWEEN THE DEPOTS IN EV ERY OLD VILLAGE AND THE1 POSTOFFICE, TO PROMOTE DRAYAGE, AND TO ENCOUR AGE ANY OLD THING THAT NEEDS IT, AND HAS GOT A PULL. Bo it enacted by tho senate and house of representatives of tho United States of America in congress assem bled. TITLE. Mail Convoying Vehicles. Section 1. Tho postmaster general is hereby authorized and directed to enter into a contract for a terra of not less than five years nor more than fifteen years, with American citizens pos sessed of any old kind of a vehicle drawn by any species of live stock, for tho carrying of malls between tho depots of all American railroads and tho postofflces of tho government by tho nearest route. Section 2. That vehicles so employed in the mall service shall bo owned by American citizens and drawn by live stock as follows, to-wlt: First two years of such contract, by at least one mule and any other animal; during the next succeeding three years by at least two mules, and during the re mainder of the time by at least one horse and one mule or. two horses, bald animals shall bo sound in wind and limb with tho exceptions that they may bo nfflicted with spavin, ringbone, glanders, stringhalt or blindness, but not more than three of said diseases at one and the same time. Tho vehicles snail have cither wimnio m. best suits the season, and in the case of unusually muddy roads they may may be operated as scows. It shall be stipulated in tho contract that said vehicles may carry passen gers with their baggage upon giving bond to pay faro and relievo the gov ernment from liability in caso of wreck, runaway or failure to reach destination in time for dinner. TITLE II. General Subsidy. Section 1. That from and after the 1st day of June, 1902, the secretary of the treasury Is hereby authorized and directed to pay, subject to the provi sions of this title, out of any moneys not otherwise deemed the property of the syndicates and corporations, to the owner or owners of any dray, 'wheel barrow, farm wagon or dump cart owned by a citizen or citizens of tho United Spates, and being engaged at the time in hauling, transporting or carrying any old thing between points within tho United States, one cent per hundred pounds for each one village or city block so hauled. That compensation under this title nbe alIowed in respect.of any of the following named vehicles: "- , , A vehicle that is so badly greased that it squeaks. A vehicle that has not been painted at least onco in its whole existence. A vehicle that has neither shafts nor tongue. A vehicle that has been foreclosed under chattel mortgage. A vehicle which is driven by any other person than a -white man, black man, brown man, yellow man, sun burned man, blonde man or brunette man, or a wife or daughter of said man in case the aforesaid man is too lazy to work for his own living That the blockage to be decided on under the title shall bo determined by tho nearest direct route around all mud holes, chuck holes, stumps and hog wallows. If during the trip the vehicle shall be stopped at two or more points to permit the driver to secure liquid refreshments or give the motive power of said vehicle a bag of oats or a wisp of hay, said stops shall be counted as a part of the distance traveled. - Section 2. That any vehicle, before receiving compensation, under this ti tle, shall have with it on each trip at least one spotted purp for each cubic yard of vehicle bed capacity and any other old kind of. a purp for each ad ditional half yard cubic measurement of said bed. Section 3. That the owner of said vehicle, before receiving compensation under this title, shall, agree in writing to turn over said vehicle to the'govem ment of the United States whenever it is deemed necessary for the govern ment's safety. TITLE III Any Old Kind of Fishing. Section 1. That from and after the 1st day of June, 1902, the secretary of the treasury is hereby authorized and directed to pay out of the public treas ury any money not already mortgaged to J. Pierpont Morgan or the Standard OH company, bounties as follows: To any owner of said vehicle who shall carry friends to.tttie, nearest fish ing resort, two dollars per passenger, provided that each passenger furnishes his own bait and gives bond to tell the truth about his catch., TITLE IV General -Provisions. Section 1. The president of the United States shall from time to time enforce this act if he is not too busy 'hanging his ccbin'et. The Miles Plan. In accordance with the request from the house that the correspondence be tween the administration and General Miles, relative' to 'General Miles' plan for establishing peace in the Philip pines, was made' public on March 29. The correspondence follows: "I have the honor to invite atten tion to a subject that I have had under consideration for several months, and to request that this letter be laid bo fore tho president. "It is now three years since th opening of hostilities between the United States' forces and those in the Philippines and this warfare has been conducted with marked severity. More than 120,000 United Slates troops have been at different times sent or are now under orders to go to the Philippines, and more than 40,000 still remain on duty there. . . . "During the last century thousands cf Indians have been called to the cap ital for consultation and council, and I have, under authority, sent to Wash ington many red-handed representa tives of different tribes of Indians, the result of which has been a reconcilia tion, a restoration of confidence, tho prevention of war, and tho establish ment and continuance of peace within the states and territories. "Our friendly relations with the peo ple of Cuba and Porto Rico have been largely promoted by consultation with tho representatives of those islands ?F in Washington, both before hos tilities began, during the Spanish war, and since; and I havo never found any people, whether savage,, semi-civilized, or civilized, who were not benefitted by candid, frank and honest consul tation and council. "In view of tho above considerations, I make te request that I be authorized to proceed to tho Philippine islands, taking with me ten men whom I nay select frbm Cuba and Porto Rico, whose assistance has been found use ful in promoting friendly relations "be tween tho people of .those islands and the United States, and who .could properly explain to the Filipinos tho benefits their people havo derived through friendly relations with this country, and while there to givo such directions as I may deem advisable and judicious for the best disposition of the United States military forces to. the end that they may occupy tho most healthful and strategic positions. . . . Also to take such measures, as wlil tend to restore, as far as possible, con fidence to the people of those islands; and demonstrate- that the purpose of Our government is prompted by the highest sense of justice; and that,- on returning, I be authorized to bring to the capital such number of representa tive Filipinos as I may think advisa7 ble, in order that they may see and know the advantages of our civilizaT tion and realize the disposition of tour government toward them, at the omy time affording an opportunity for a f-ill consultation, whereby intelligent and definite action may be taken con-, cernlng their future destiny.-. . .' " ' "Should this request be approved, -l am confident it would result in a-better condition of our military forces in that division, in the cessation of hos tilities within a reasonable time, thereby permitting the return of a large number of our troops from those remote and unhealthful stations, and, I should hope, in an amicable adjust ment of affairs in those islands, which, would be satisfactory to the inhabi tants thereof, as well as to the peopio of the-United States." , , , Secretary Root forwarded. this letter, to tho president marked "disapproved?' and with the following comment: I- "The conduct of military affairs in tho Philippines by General Chaffee and his predecessors and the conduct of civil affairs by Governor Taft and his associates in the Philippines havo been able and successful. Much more rapid progress has been made toward the complete acceptance of American sovereignty, the restoration of pea'ce and the establishment of civil govern ment than we had any right to antici pate when the treaty of Paris was rati fied. The plan proposed in the within paper involves practically superseding the officers mentioned in the control which they now exercise. Not only. is this wltiiout justification In tho! mr,. Lduct, but I should regard it asa most uniortunate interference with the present satisfactory progress. Thero have been exceedingly full, extended and long-continued consultation and counsel between the government cf the United States and the leaders of opin ion among the insurrectionary j.Mli pinos, resulting in a full uhderstanding and most friendly feeling between by far the greater part of the Filipino people and ourselves, and, a participa tion by many members of the Aguln-' aldo government in tho m-ihl ,,,..- ment under American Lovereignty. . . . ii i "w " vuu mat any addi tional benefit would be obtained by taking delegations of Cubans and' Por to Ricans to the Philippines, or by bringing delegations from the Philip pines to the United States in advance of official delegates provided for by the bill now pending in congress. On the other hand it would be very diffi tvrL kxQp ,such a Proceeding frea ESS fctacular and sensational fea tures, which would be injurious. i r,,n the fact that the warfare In the Philippines has been conducted !!. ma,rked severity; on the contrary, thq warfare has been conducted with marked .humanltv n,i ,nitr.x"? Jthe part oi the 'tWteolSS SmF ,.AJ.,i....V.-i.-". "titffc&lXl k,i i.j. f ;. . .