The Commoner.
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500,000
Rheumatic
Agents Wanted Quick.
Millions Have Rheumatism and All
Can be Cured Write To-day if
You Have Rheumatism or
Want to Act as Agent, .
50c. Box
Mailed Free.
It is now posaiblo to bo quickly cured of any
form of rheumatism without having your atom
ach turned up sido down or being half chokod to
death and mado to vomit, and ovory sufferer
from rheumatism should wolcomo this now and
marvelous discovory with opon arms and givo
it an honost trial. John A. Smith, Milwaukee,
Wis., whilo apparently hopolossly sick with
rheumatism, hit upon a combination of drugs
and is goaorous enough to send a 50 cent box
free to ovory sufforor who writes at onco. It is
a homo treatment and will not keop you from
your work.
As you know if you've tried thom, ovory eo
called rheumatic romody on tho market to-day,
except this gonuino euro, will causo you violont
stomach pains and vomiting, and somo of them
aro so dangerous thoy will causo hoart trouble.
And tho worst of it is thoy novor euro. When a
person has rheumatism tho constitution is so
run down that ho should bo very careful what
ho puts into his stomach.
It thoreforo gives mo plcasuro to present a
roinody that will euro ovory form and varioty of
rheumatism without ono einglo unpleasant
feeling. That romody is
"QLOBIA TONIC."
Boforo I deodod to toll tho world about tho
discovory of "Gloria Tonic" I had it tried on hos
pital and sanitarium patients with perfect sue
cess. But somo people never will boliovo any"
thing until thoy know it from oxporienco, so tho
best and quickest way is for you to writo mo that
you want to bo cured and I will sond you a trial
box of "Gloria Tonic" froo of cost. No matter
what your form of rheumatism isacuto,chronic,
muscular, inflammatory, deformant, sciatic,nou
ralgic, gout, lumbago, etc., "Gloria Tonic" will
surely euro you. Do not mind if other remedies
havo failed you, nor mind if doctors say you aro
incurable. Mind no ono but writo to mo to-day
euro. "Gloria Tonic" wjii stop thoso achos and
pains, thoso inflammations and deformities,
and euro you so that lifo will again bo worth
living. This offer is not for curiosity sookora
but ia mado to rheumatics only. To them I will
sond "Gloria Tonic" free.
Novor boforo has a romody boon so highly en
dorsed as "Gloria Tonic." Among tho ominent
people who recommend its proportios and say
it will positivoly euro rheumntism is
DR. QUINTEHO, of tho University of Von-
ezuola, whoso endorsement of Glorm Tonic
boars tho official seal of tho United States
Consulate
THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT of Lon
don, England, prior to sending it into that
country mado a thorough investigation of its
ingredients with tho result that it is admit
ted without uny restriction, thus it cannot
contain poisons or worthless drugs.
A MEDICAL JOURNAL writos: Gloria
Tonic possossos all tho qualities desired by
Dr. Haig to alter thouric acid and thus creato
a now opoch in tho practice of modicino,
honco Gloria Tonic should rocoivo recogni-
nition from tho medicul profession and
health journals throughout thoUnitod States.
If you aro a sufferer send your namo to-day
and by roturn mail you will receive a regular 50
cent box of Gloria Tonic" and also tho most
elaborate book over gotten up on the subject of
Rheumatism, absolutely froo. It will toll you
all dboutyour caso. You got a 50 cent box of
"Gloria Tonic" and this wonderful book at tho
eamo timo, both freo, so lot mo hear from you
at onco and Boon you will bo curod.
Address, JOHN A. SMITH, 2G11 Gormania
Bldg,, Milwaukee, Wis., U. S. A.
Agents Wanted.
Mon and women aro making thousands of dol
lars and doing a world of good introducing this
marvelous romody throughout tho country.
Don't fail to writo Mr. Smith to-day whether
you havo rheumatism or not for a froo 50 cent
- box and full particulars.
"Winks and Smiles."
The new books of recitations for girls and
boys by The Children's Poet. Surpass all others
published. Contents all NEW, bright, inspiring-.
nndSURB to PIAS parents, teachers and
children. Cloth bound, 50c each, prepaid. Ask
your book v dealer for them, or address the
author and publisher, Alice Iewi Richards,
Cuyahoga, Falls. O.
The Home Department.
(Continued from Pago Eight.)
bulk for bulk. Equal weights of the
two foods do not cost as much In each
case.
"Being chiefly starch, the potato
is valuable as a sourco of muscular
energy and does not serve to build or
repair the body tissue, except in a
very small degree. This explains why
potatoes are generally served with
foods rich in tissue-making proper
ties, such as meats, and why it is that
large numbers of the country popula
tion of Ireland and Germany are so
poorly nourished. Potatoes alone are
a very one-sided diet.
"The accompanying table shows at
a glance how the potato is propor
tioned as regards its food value:
per cent.
Water 78,3
Starch, or energy-producing ma
terial 18.4
Nitrogens, or tissue-producing
material .. 2.2
Fats 01
Mineral matter, chiefly potash
salts 1.00
"It is often asserted that the potato
is unwholesome, but there is no scien
tific basis for it. Eaten alone pota
toes, of course, would form a very
badly balanced diet.
"A word of warning. Potatoes that
have been stored for a long time and
which have begun to sprout, should
not be eaten, as they are apt to contain
an undue amount of solanin, or pois
onous substance. Numerous cases of
poisoning are on record resulting from
this cause." Philadelphia Record.
Hulo"
Wen you see a man in woe,
Walk right up and say, "Hullo!"
Say, "Hullo!" "How d' ye do!"
"How's the world a-usin' you?"
Slap the fellow on his back,
Bring yer nan' down with a whack!
Waltz right up an' don't go slow,
Grin an' shake, an' say "Hullo!"
Is he clothed in rags? O sho!
Walk right up an' say "Hullo!"
Rags is but a cotton roll
Jes' for wrappin' up a soul;
An' a soul is worth a true,
Hale, an' hearty "Hod d'ye do!"
Don't wait for the crowd to go,
Walk right up an' say "Hullo!"
W'en big vessels meet, they say,
They saloot an' sail away.
Jest the same as you an' me
Lonesome ships upon a sea;
Each one sailing his own jog
For a port beyond the fog.
Let .yer speakin'-trumpet blow
Lift yer horn an' cry, "Hullo!"
Say "Hullo! "an' "How d'ye do,"
Other folks are good as you.
W'en yer leave yer house of clay,
Wanderin' in the far-away,
W'en you travel through the strange
Country t' other side the range,
Then the souls you've cheered will
know
Who you be, an' say "Hullo!"
Sr W. Foss, in Bulls Eye.
Nineteen Commandments.
Sir James Sawyer, when lecturing a
short time since in England, said that
the secret of longevity was "the paying
attention rto the small details," and
he gave forth nineteen commandments
to read and perform if you wish to
live a hundred years or more. Here
Is the lesson which would-be centen
arians should take care to follow:
1. Eight hours' sleep.
2. , Sleep on your right side.
3. Keep your bedroom window open
all night.
4. Have a mat to your bedroom
door.
5. Eq not have your bedstead
against the wall.
6. No cold tub in the morning, but
TO OURS A COLD IN ONE DAY
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druggists refund tho money if it falls to euro.
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a bath at the temperature of the body.
7. Exercise well before breakfast.
8. Bat but little meat and see that
it is well cooked.
9. Adults should drink no milk,
10. Bat plenty of fat, to feed the
cells which destroy disease germs.
11. Avoid intoxicants, which de
stroy those cells.
12. Daily exercise in the open air.
13. Allow no pet animals in your
living rooms. They are apt to carry
about disease germs.
14. Live in the country if you can.
15. Watch the three D's drinking
water, damp and drains.
16. Have change of occupation.
17. Take .frequent and short holi
days. 18. Limit your ambition; and
19. Keep your temper.
Where "Peace" Reigns.
There Is no longer at the war office
any studied concealment of the nec
essity for strengthening federal mili
tary power in the Philippine archipel
ago, and the earlier estimate of 25,000
troops as a sufficient permanent garri
son has been relegated' to the lumber
room of optimistic devices outworn.
General Chaffee has already directed
official attention to tho imminent de
pletion of his military force by reason
of expiration of short-term enlist
ments. He now has less than 40,000
effective soldiers; and within two
months about 4,000 of this number
will have been discharged from the
service. The season for active opera
tions is approaching, and it would be
unwise and unsafe to allow the island
garrisons to undergo a process of
decimation due to the return of
troops no longer held to duty. At
least 50,000 soldiers perhaps 00,000
must be ready at all times for active
service under the federal military com
mander stationed at Manila. Phila
relphia Record.
The Result.
A two billion dollar steel trust and
one billion dollar steel trust may fight
a little at first, but a three billion dol
lar steel trust would seem to be the
final arithmetical result. Minneapolis
Times.
Druggists and dentists occupy one
entire street in the city of Canton,
China. Queerly enough the Chinese
name of this street is equivalent to
the English word "physic."
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