SmS???5MwiBw5wfT wnmpp 95 - r- ? 1 ii The Commoner. Issued Woofcly Terms Payable in Advance, .One Tear Six Months-.. iThrco Months ? Single Oopy. .$1,00 .60 .35 .05 No Traveling Canvassers Are Employed. CiihcfSUrtMe f-tn Vi cnf Hit-urf r TlIP COMMONER. They can also be sent through newspapers which have Hvr)tcnH o xliiMiiniy mfa f f lirnnrrh nrirnr aifftlltS where such agents have been appointed. All remittances should be sent by postoflice order, express order or by bank ' draft on New York or Chicniro. Do not send individual rchecks, stamps, or money. ff Advertising rates furnished upon application. Address fill communications to THE COMMONER, Lincoln, Nebraska, Amplication mnd for entrv at the nostoffice at Lincoln, Nebraska, as second class matter. So many havo expressed a desire to have their ubscription begin with the first number of The Commoner that all subscriptions received be fore February 13th, the date op the fourth "issue, will be entered as of January Twenty third AND THE SUBSCRIBERS WILL RECEIVE THE F.PER prom the beginning. If any subscriber reooives one of the earlier numbers as a Bample copy, ho can pass it on to someone else and still 1 have his own file complete. Tho Neeloy incident demonstrates that belated justice follows the flag when political exigencies demand it. It might be wise to amend tho Constitution so ,as to prohibit tho selection of Supremo Court fa i..j i. i r :i.'Li JUUgUB W1IU UilVU tlUUb Ul UUUUU1UIUJ.U age. vTho Chicago Record says that Cuba's debt is aijpuzzlo. There is nothing strange about thiB, I however, tho world is full of such puzzles. Those who have a mercenary purpose usually resort to violonco when necessary but benevo lence and philanthropy do not require fleets and regiments. i" It is said that the now senator from Minnesota ,is an anti-imperialist and a Boer sympathizer. It .remains to bo seen whether tho pie counter will CVv 1 T a impair ma menuu aigesuon. The latest official report from Luzon oonvoyed he information that tho "insurrection" is ended. It also convoyed tho information that reinforce- monts were neoded without delay. $ rro v Snator Dopow recently made a speeoh in sup j Export of the shipping subsidy, and tho fact that he declared it to be a necessity is conolusive proof that the benator from New York means to main tain his reputation as a humorist as long as pos- siblo. The delays and mistakes inoident to the start- LV,ing of a now paper are as annoying to tho pro- fit, 1 !. -. A A. 1 - ... l prioLor wo lo uie suusoribers but it is hoped that they will be less frequent, hereafter. With a I number of persons addroasing wrappers by hand wom are unavoidable, but in a short time The The Commoner. Commoner will have its mailing machine in place and thon tho names will be printed from stencils and each wrapper will show the date whon the subscription expires. Tho Chicago lawyers are now claiming that , the sewerage of tho Lake City purifies the waters of the Mississippi. They will soon be demand ing pay from St. Louis for improving its drink ing water. It is becoming painfully evident that a short session of Congress is not long enough to permit all the favored interests to make application for what they want. An extra- session seems to be imperative. Tho Delaware legislature is struggling with the whipping post, the wine rooms in tho capitol building, and a senatorial contest, all at once. Delaware is small, but she seems to keep near the center of the stage. Oil has been discovered in Illinois. The new wells in Texas and Illinois would suggest that nature is endeavoring to give the people some re lief from the Standard Oil monopoly in spite of tho republican party. Tho banishment of the Manila editor who dared to criticise an army officer is calculated to make the Filipinos fall over each other in their haste to accept tho liberal government proffered by tho Taft commission. - When one reads tho eulogies deliverod over Senators and members of the House of Represen tatives ho understands why it is that those who are elected to either branch of Congress want to stay there until they die. After a married life of five hours a Wisconsin man killed himself because he was not worthy of his wife. The only difference between tho Wis consin man and tho average man is that he found out the truth early and acted on it. Governor Stanley of Kansas appears to havo been much more wrought up by his interview with Mrs. Nation than by the Leavenworth in oident. . Mrs. Nation destroyed property, while the Leavenworth mob only killed a man. The telegraph conveys to the readers of the daily newspapers 'the information that the warring steel interests havo come to a mutual understand ing. . Tho public will now have to change its orthography by inserting an "a" in the place of tho secoud "e." A Mattoon, 111., man asks for a divorce on the grounds that he was under hypnotic influence when ho was married. There will be a grave danger to the marriage laws if this contention is upheld by the courts. It will not be diffioult for any man to prove that he was hypnotized when he was married. A pair of bright eyes exerts a powerful influence on the average man. The Denver News publishes a dispatch to the effect that the republicans offered one hundred thousand dollars for enough votes in the Idaho legislature to prevent the election of Senator Du bois. Tho faot that auoh an attempt was made to defeat the will of the people as expressed at the polls is a strong argument against the present'1 method of electing senators, while tho failure of tho attempt speaks well for the integrity of tho fusion members of the legislature. The death of Baron Rothchilds is another re minder that money, however powerful in life, is of little value at the grave. There is one debt tho debt of nature for which gold is not a legal tender. At Stanford university the students recently; in the interests of free speech, conferred tho shower bath degree on one of their number who criticised the policy of the institution in demand ing tho resignations of Professors Ross and Howard. All this talk about the doings of Mrs. Nation is, of course, fiction, for, since they have prohi bition in Kansas, there can be no saloons, if the laws are enforced; and, since they have a republi can administration in that state, the laws must necessarily be enforced. Press dispatches announce that a boy has been discovered who has X-ray eyes. Ho ought to be employed to look through tho democratic senators and representatives who voted for the republican army bill and discover the reasons which led them to repudiate the democratic platform. Senator Turner of Washington describes the ship subsidy bill as "a lawless, piratical raid upon the public treasury in the interest of a few private beneficiaries and committing the gov ernment to expenditures aggregating $270,000, 000." That is a complete description of the measure. The New York Journal has been describing Mr. Roosevelt's hunt as a continued story, Daven port illustrating the most exciting scones with his cartoons. Each day's chapter ends in the middle . of a sentence, leaving the hero's fate in doubt. If the narrative is published complete in book form, it will make the average yellow-back novel seem tame. One of the administration organs in Chicago criticises Chancellor Andrews of the Nebraska State university because he predicted the ulti mate disintegration of the British empire. To secure bouquets from republican papers, one must advocate the establishment of an empire here, rather than suggest the disintegration of empires elsewhere. A Kansas paper expresses a violent dislike for tho name "Commoner," and says that it is "a vile word and totally un-American." The un common people seem to be more worried about the name than the common people. Tho agita tion of those who consider themselves outside of the appellation reminds one of the definition of the onion which describos it as tho vegetable which makes the person sick who does not eat it. The Chicago Times-Herald says that the Stand-" , , ard Oil company is tho only monopoly in the ' United States and that it is an unqualified bless- sing. This sounds natural enough, coming from a republican, but what about tho President's met- m " . Mb ' . n MTT"t.. J"ffWB 1 " . UaIlo hA.-t.!