AT FRIGHTFUL COST. A Mob Repulsed, and tho Law Vin dicated, in Bloodshed. Would-Be Lynchers Attempt to Secure FoMeiwloa of m Colored Brute Three Are Killed and TweWa Wounded. Washington Court House, O., Oct. 19. Three men were killed and almost a dozen injured, some fatally, by tbe militia here Wednesday evening1 in the endeavor to keep mobs from lynch ing1 William Dolby, colored. Dolby was brought here on Tuesday, and Tuesday night the first mob ru mors took shape. The local militia was ordered out, and later two companies from Co lumbus reached here. Much indig nation was manifested at the action of the officials in thus putting a bar between the mob and their prey, and on all sides denunciations were frequent. All classes were represented among those who took this view of the situa tion, though maoy deplored the law less spirit manifested. Later in the day a special grand jury was iropannelled and the negro was DAGMAR MARIE FEODOROVNA, EMPRESS OF RUSSIA. Recent reports are to the effect that the Czarina will be the virtual ruler of tbe Russlaa empire until her husband's recovery from bis present serious illness, or his death. The em press is forty-seven years of age. a daughter of the King of Denmark and sister of tbe Princess of Wales. She is said to be a woniau of remarkable executive ability and almost marvelous tact, and has always shown a keen interest in the welfare of the ltussian people. Indicted. The militia companies formed at the west side of the court house while the sheriff and Deputy James Busick went to the jail for the prisoner. Struck Down by a Soldier. The sheriff and his deputies had hr.rdly emerged from '.he jail door when the acknowledged leader of the crowd, Henry Kirk, who vnarried Mrs. Boyd's sister, rushed toward the trembling wretch, protected by the worn officers of the law. and breaking the thin ranks of the stalwart guard seized the culprit with a hand of iron. Quick as a flash the musket of a soldier was swung -with great force and Mr. Kirk was dealt a blow in the face. The angry crowd rushed madly forward and in the rush swept one gallant boy around the corner and away from his company but he quick ly returned to his post. The curses and imprecations of the thoroughly maddened crowd grew in volume and the wretched prisoner trembled like an aspen. His saddle color became purple and he had to be supported. Col. Coit rallied his men for a supreme effort and the pris oner was almost carried up the steps and into the courthouse. There was then a scene of intense excitement, men armed with staves and any form of weapon rushed blindly almost onto the bayonets of the soldiery and some so far forgot themselves as to rush al most on the troops. Warned tho Mob. Col. Coit, commanding the troops, stopped on the steps at the courthouse to warn the excited people to disperse, and after his earnest warning1 had fallen on deaf ears.he shouted: "Load," and there was a uniform clicking of hammers and every soldier prepared his piece for trouble, if trouble must come. Pleaded Cullty. Once up to the third floor of the courthouse and into the room where the trial is held, Dolby was soon leg-ally declared a criminal- At exactly 8:5"i ho was led into the courtroom, pleaded guilty, and in three minutes he was sentenced to twenty years' imprisonment, ten days in each year in solitary confinement. Meanwhile the mob was clamor ing for admission. The crowd grew in numbers and the accessions proved an inspiration to the tired leaders, who had exhausted themselves. Called for Belnforrements. Col. Coit at this juncture telephoned the adjutant general at Columbus for 200 additional troops. "If you want me to bring the man to Columbus, said Col. Coit, with characteristic em phasis. "I will do it, but it will cost blood." CoL Coit then made a speech to the crowd. It looks very much," said he, "as if you intend to make an attack on the legal authorities. There will be trouble if you do. . I call on law-abiding citizens to disperse and go to their homes." Attacked the Courthouse. This was received as other warnings had been. The prisoner had been taken to a bnck room in the sheriff's office on the third oor. At C:J0 the crowd, largely augmented, Burrounded the building and with huge improvised battering1 rams battered the doors in rapid succession. The troops were hastened together in the courthouse at all entrances. The doors were barri caded from within and furniture piled against them. The soldiers stood with pieces cocked and bayonets fixed and waited till the doors would yield. Huge stones were thrown against the doors and the noise was deafening. All the time loud and angry yells came from the crowd. Col. Coit went into the crowd and said: "If any man of you hit one of my men I will direct him to aim directly at that man's heart." Fired on the Mob. At 7:55 the south doors were broken and immediately there was a deafen ing and continuous volley from two score of muskets. A pandemonium of yells and curses and a dense smoke filled the corridors. The law had been vindicated at frightful cost, for this was the list of dead and of wounded: The Victims. Killed James Judy, aged 25; Smith Welch, acred 19. and Mack Johnson, of Williamsburg, Clermont county. Wounded Hutch Ammennnn. shot through the hips, dangerous: F. I Nitterhouse. shot through both ankles, one foot almost severed, t ii.ee amputated; Rial Farrott, shot in foot; John McCune. shot in leg: John Korn. shot in foot: Emert Ellia. thumb shot off; George Keating. 14 years old. shot in both legs and groin: William Sams, fatally shot tnrough the bowels: Frann Smith, flesh wound in face: De Witt Dale, shot in arm; William Laum, shot in abdomen: Ellis Webster, shot in body. It was reported at midnight that three attempts had been made to place dynamite under the courthouse. It was said that a large quantity of the explosive was wheeled to the building' in a hand cart, and that the dynamit ers were frustrated by the militia in each attempt. The leaders stated at midnight that the plan to lynch Dolby would proba bly be abandoned but that he would be riddled with bullets when led from the courthouse to the railroad train. Fully two-thirds of the active members of the crowd were armed with revolvers. Dolby Taken to the Penitentiary. Columbus, O.. Oct. 20. Dolby, the assaulter of Mrs. Mary C. Boyd, was successfully taken from the county jail at Washington Court House early Thursday morning and brought to the penitentiary under escort of four companies of the Fourteenth regi ment. Another Victim. William Sams, one of the wounded in Wednesday night's riot, died Thurs day morning. This increases the death list to four. ROBERT J. WINS. John It. Gentry Defeated in an Unsatis factory Race at Nashville. i Nashville, Tenn.,Oct 19. Six thou sand people gathered at Cumberland park Thursday, chiefly attracted by the prospects for a match between Robert J. and John R. Gentry. The day and track were perfect, and when Robert J. ((Jeers) and. John R. Gentry (Mcllenry) came upon the track they were . greeted by a great shout. Soon they were started, Robert J. on the outside of the track. Around they paced and i came in so closely together that the judges decided it a dead heat. Time. . U:04. The decision gave great dissatis- j faction as it was apparent that John j B. Gentry had won. After the race : Geer, driver of Robert J., and Hamlin, his owner, admitted that he was beaten. After the second heat it was found that Gentry had cut himself and he was allowed to be withdrawn. Robert J. was given the race and then sent a mile In the gathering dusk with a run ning mate. Time. 2:03. HAS A RIVAL. The National liaaeball Uscne to Have a Competitor in '93. Philadelphia, Oct. 19. Baseball men representing six cities met in the Colonnade hotel at noon Thursday, and after six hours' deliberation and discussion Frank R. Rlchter. editor of a sporting paper, who acted as spokes man for the party, announced the for mation of the American Association of Baseball clubs, with a circuit made up thus far of Philadelphia, New York, Brooklyn and Washington in the east, and Chicago, Pittsburgh and Milwau kee in the west. The eighth club is to be located in St. Louis. Detroit, Co lumbus or Buffalo, with chances favor ing the last named. THE REGULAR ARMY. Annual Reports of Maj. Gens. Miles and Howard. Washington; Oct. 18. Maj. Gen. Nelson A. Miles, commanding the de partment of the Missouri, has submit ted his annual report. It says there have been no changes of troops during1 the year, and continues: '-As in previous years, tbe troops in the In dian and Oklahoma territories have been occu pied during much of this time In removing tres passers from the public lands, in preserving or der in the newly-settled region and in keep ing the peace between the hostile factions of the semi-civilized Indian tribes. In addi tion to removing and expelling Intruders in the Choctaw nation and from the Osage and Kawind reservations the troops stationed at Forts Reno, Sill and Supply viere called on for the purpose of protecting United States mails, guarding railroad bridges and support ing the United States marshal in making ar rests. "All of these difficult duties have been per formed In a manner which shows good judg ment and discretion on the part of the officers and a good state of discipline and faithful service on the part of the troops, and it is be lieved that but for their prompt intervention much bloodshed would have resulted. The troops, having quickly and efficiently accom plished the arduous duties assigned to them, have been withdrawn from the field and re turned to their respective stations. "The conduct of the troops In restoring order and confidence when mob violence and a reign of terror existed in Chicago, was marked by great forbearance, fortitude and excellent dis cipline, and their presence and' action there very greatly contributed to the maintenance of civil law. and. in my opinion, saved this coun try from serious rebellion when one had been publicly declared to exist by one most respon sible for its existence." Washington-, Oct. 19. Maj. Gen. Howard goes on the retired list No vember 8. He entered the military service as a cadet in 1S30. This fact lends interest to his annual report, from which the following is extracted: Gen. Howard's report shows that his forces, consisting of 413 officers and 4.035 men, were distributed among 6 garrisoned and 39 not garrisoned posts. Affairs in the department have been very peaceful except for the inter ruption of the Chicago strike. His apprehen sions of the troubles extending to the larger eastern cities at that time were not realized, but says Gen. Howard, should such difficulties arise again and simultaneous ly in cities far apart, tho necessity for regular troops and more of them than this department now affords is apparent. Just now the nation al guard in several states in the department is well organized and responds promptly to every call of duty: still, if more than one State is involved in any event growing out of anarchy, the executive will always require his own troops. They will be essential to his ex ecution of the laws and the maintenance of order. Of course, governors of states could coop erate, but they might disagree, or be reluctant in meeting sudden emergency. He strongly recommends an increase of the army to at least double the size of our present force. JOINT DEBATE. aieasrs. Thurston and Hryan Discuss Poli tics In Nebraska. Lincoln. Neb., Oct. 19. Remarkable interest was manifested in the joint political debate Wednesday afternoon between Congressman W. J. Bryan and John M. Thurston, candidates re spectively' of the democratic and re publican parties for the United States senate. The seating capacity of the Merchants' pavilion at the state fair grounds, estimated at 7,000, was taxed, and the partisans of the two speakers, supposed to be equal in numbers, were warm in their plaudits of the Cood points made. 1 hey discussed the income tax, government foreclosure of liens on Pacific railroads and the free coinage of silver as being subjects of equal importance and probably of par amount interest to the people of Nebraska. The tariff question was left for discussion at a later date. Omaha, Neb.. Oct. 20. The joint de- j bate between Congressman Bryan and Hon. John M. Thurston in this city ; Thursday night was heard by 15,000 people from nearly all parts of the state. Thurston devoted his time mainly to the tariff argument wholly I in line with McKinley, and cited the prediction of Blaine as to the present situation. He attacked Bryan on his support of the tariff -reduction bill and the bill to repeal tbe federal elections law. Bryan defended his course in con gress, saying the federal elections law was centralization of power and tak ing the government away from the people. He contended that industries 1 were reviving. SHOT FROM AMBUSH. Employes in the Carter County alining District Attacked by Strikers. Ashland, Ky., Oct. 20. The out break that has been expected for some days in the Carter county mining dis trict, came Thursday morning in the ambushing of the miners of the Straight Creek Coal company by the strikers. The miners were fired upon from the bushes along the hills as they were enroute to the mine and a number were wounded. Jack Marcum and John Morris were fatally shot, while Bob Evans, John Adams and several whose names were not secured, were also re ported as badly injured. The bul lets in each case . came from Winchester rifles. During the bal ance of the day the appear ance of a miner at the pit mouth or the tipple was a signal for renewed tiring. Word was sent to Grayson, the county seat, and the sheriff and a posse of deputies were quickly summoned. They spent the day scouring the hills and succeeded in capturing George Tyree, James Coburn, Bob and John Taylor, Will Sneed and two others, but these men were unarmed when found and protested innocence. They were removed, however, to Grayson for safe keeping and will be held for further developments. The excite ment is intense and extra guards are out, as further trouble is expected. Paid the Usual Dividend. j Chicago, Oct. 20. Unusual interest is attached to the annual meeting of Pullman's Palace Car company held Thursday on account of the part taken by that company in the last big rail road strike As expected. President Pullman in his report referred to the strike at some length denying the charges of inhumanity which have been made against him from time to time. The usual quarterly dividend of two dollars a share was declared, which shows that the company was affected but little by the cessation of work at the Chicago shops. JURISTS CLASH. Nebraska Judges at War Over the Boas water Case. Omaha, Neb., Oct. 18. Probably the most remarkable instance of tho clash of judicial authorities in the his tory of American jurisprudence oc curred in Omaha Tuesday when the criminal branch of the district court, presided over by C 1L Scott, was ordered by the other five judges of the district, sitting as a court, to transfer to their docket the case in which Editor Rose water of the Bee is accused of libel by the wife of ex-Sheriff Bennett. This was the result of a motion by Mr. Rosewater before the five judges to have some other judge preside at the trial since he regarded the prejudice j of Judge Scott as a bar to a fair trial I before him. ! When the court clerk handed Judge Scott the order of the five judges to transfer the case there was a scene. Court business was suspended and hun dreds of people flocked into the room to hear the fracas. In a manner indic ative of half-suppressed passion Judge Scott said: "We have now met at the cross-roads and I do not propose to take either side, but in stead, I am going to tread right in the middle of the road. Here I am, an American citi zen 82 years of age, and stand upon a broad gauge platform that will permit me Co give every man a fair and impartial trial. If I did not want to give Rosewater a fair trial the motion might be excused. There is no law ' to take this case oft my doiket. and it will stay there. If there is any monkeying about it some one Is going to be cited to appear for con tempt, and I think I am pretty good authority on contempt." , j Tuesday afternoon Judges Hope well, Ambrose, Blair. Keyser and Fer guson ascended to the bench for the purpose of sitting' in banc to deter mine rf the Bennett case should be removed from Judge Scott's docket. As soon as the court was called to order Mr. Simeral, one of the attorneys for Rosewater, said he had intended to have the files of the case before the court, but he ; had been informed by Clerk Moores ! that Judge Scott had issued an order ! that they should not be removed from , his office. The judges ordered the clerk to pro duce the papers in the case at 9 a. m to-day and cited Mr. Rosewater to be present for trial. When Scott heard this he at once entered in his journal a decree nullifying the order of the five judges and cited Rosewater to ap pear in his court at 9 a. m. to-day for triaL He further instructed the clerk that if he attempted to carry the pa pers in the case from his courtroom he would have him jailed for contempt. Omaha, Neb., Oct. 19. The most re markable situation in the history of the district court appeared Wednesday morning when two different judges in two different rooms were engaged in hearing the same criminal case. Judge Scott, known to be a personal enemy of Mr. Rosewater, editor of the Bee, announced Tuesday that he would certainly insist on trying the crim inal libel suit of Sophia Bennett against Rosewater despite the request of the editor for a change of venue and the decision of the five other judges that the case should be taken from Scott and tried by Judge Am brose. When court convened Judge Scott took up the case, being upheld and supported by the county attorney, and entered upon the hearing of a mo tion to dismiss, Mrs. Bennett declaring her intention to refuse to prosecute before any judge other than Scott. At the same hour Judge Ambrose called up the case and continued it until 2 o'clock. Judge Scott heard and granted the motion to dismiss, presented by Mrs. Bennett, and delivered a long declara tion of principles, declaring that the other judges were swayed by fear of Rosewater, and insisted that the other judges had no right to transfer the case from his docket, but that he had exclusive jurisdiction, and in exercis ing this jurisdiction he dismissed tho suit. BANDIT CAPTURED. One of the Quant ico Train Robbers rested at Cumberland. Md. Cumberland, Md., Oct. 19. One of the Quantico train robbers was cap tured in th'm citj' Wednesday morning and one at Cherry Run. At 1 o'clock a. m. Officer Beck noticed a man at the Baltimore & Ohio depot, with two satchels, who acted in a sus picious manner and who attempted to board a west-bound express. When the officer approached the stranger ran, but was overtaken. There is every reason to believe from the investigation and evidence of the gentlemen here that Searcey is the right man, and the officers here sub stantiate their belief in his guilt by the fact that everything found in his possession goes to prove that he re ceived his share of the haul. FISHERMEN PERISH. Fifteen of Them Lose Their laves Off the Florida Coast. Apalachicola. Fla., Oct. 17. In the recent storm fifteen fishermen, all white, were lost on Sand island, 10 miles from Apalachicola. It was known that. these men were caught in the gale. but until Saturday it was hoped that they had escaped. Since the gale subsided searching parties have been out, and Saturday three were found dead. Their bodies were swollen and so badly mutilated that they could not be identified and they were buried on Sand island, where they were found. There is no doubt now that all fifteen lost their lives. For the Ureater Now York. New Yohk, . Oct. 17. The greatetf New York commissioners held a meet ing Monday in the office of President Andrew II. Green, 214 Broadway. An address to the voters resident in tha area of the proposed greater city was adopted and issued. The address recitei that the area proposed to be joined under one government comprises 317.77 square miles, all lying within a radius of about 16 miles from the city hall and having a population of more than 8,000,000. A HOOSIER SNAKE STORY. The Terrible Monster That Blade Jay Coun ty Famous. A recent dispatch from Portland, I Ind., says: The torrid weather of the past few days has revived the memory of Jay county's great serpent and re freshed the many wild, weird tales concerning1 it. Probably fifteen years have elapsed since it was first seen in Richland township. It was on a summer after noon and a gang of men were engaged with old-fashioned "cradles" harvest ing grain. Near by the field where they were at work ran a little brook, lined on both sides with stubby wil lows, long tangled gTass and rank weeds. Durinc the afternoon a bov in . the party wandered down toward this spot and was surprised al most into speechlessness by seeing a snake, whose dimensions wero to him simply mammoth, dragging its sii uous length along' with the rapidity of a race horse. He gave the alarm. A hunting1 party was organized in short order and, armed with rifles, shotguns, revolvers, hoes, spades and everything available for weapons, the crowd start ed on the hunt, but were unsuccessful. The next day two hundred men joined in the search, many of the men horse back, with dogs of every kind follow ing. With undaunted persistence they beat to and fro through the bushes, and at several times it was thought that his snakeiihip had been sighted, but the report proved false. All that could be found was a wide track in the brook's muddy bank and a furrow through the fields of waving grain. The disappointed hunters left for home, and for years the snake was supposed to be a myth. Later, however, it bobbed up again, and nearly frightened a man out of his wits. At the time the Lake Erie.& West ern Railroad Co. had a crew of men tt work filling in a deep cut at Curtis Hill, eight miles of this city. The lay was a torrid one. A short dis tance from where the men were at work cattle were quietly feeding under the shade of some scrawny oaks. Sud denly there was a commotion among '.hem, and with heads in the air, eyes dilated and nostrils distened with fear, they bellowed with fright and started away at a more speedy gait than ever was shown by a stampeded herd on the prairies. One of the men who had been noticing the cattle's queer ac tions ran up on the bank and was al most paralyzed at the sight which met his e3'es. Twined about one of the oaks was a huge serpent, whose coils enveloped the trunk of the tree in a fold which to man or beast would have proved a fearful death. Its sides were dotted, its vicious little eyes seemed to emit flames of fire, and from the wide-open mouth, with its rows of jagged teeth, darted a long, red tongue. j The spectator was for the time being ; motionless with fright, but when the immense snake slowly unwound its tortuous length and cast longing glances toward him the power of loco motion returned, and he ran as though pursued by a legion of demons. Sum moning help, he returned to the spot, but the snake had vanished, and all search failed to reveal it. To his com rades he described it as fully for ty feet long, with a body of prodigious size. For days afterward hogs and other small domestic animals were missing in the neighborhood, and mothers frightened their children into a restless sleep by tales of the horrible monster which would come and devour them in case they did not behave them selves. The next place the snake put in its appearance was out in Jackson town ship. One dark summer night it fairly terrorized a gypsy camp. The leader of the gypsies told a graphic tale re garding the event. He said that on the night in question his family and a number of others on their way home from Iowa to the gypsy queen's home in Ohio camped near a little creek. Thev had pitched their tents. partaken of the evening meal, and were fast asleep, when the neighing- of the liorses and the bark ing of the dogs awakened them. Men, women and children alike were on their feet in an instant, but through the darkness nothing could be seen. The dogs still kept up their turmoil near the camp, but all at once there was a hush. The frightened curs, with tails between their legs, slunk to their master's feet in a very agony of fright. An instant later there was a rushing sound, the horses tugged at and broke their tethers, then sped away with loud screams of terror that only a hors can give. Huddled together the cwnpers waited, but it was not for lonjf. Al most immediately through the dim circle of light cast by the smouldering J camp-fir-, an immense serpeat glided 6wiftly, with its head fully ten feet in the air, mouth wide open, and wicked e3'es snappinsr death and destruction. Straight it made for one of the chil dren, and it was almost in the cavern ous jaws when the little one's mother, her fears overcome by maternal love, seized a brand from the campfire and plunged it squarely into the serpent's mouth. The surprised snake whirled quickly, dashing everthing aside in its wild course, and glided away in the darkness. To the gypsies until daylight was an endless watch. It seemed as though morning would never come, and the first gray streaks of dawn were hailed with the joy that a prisoner hails deliv erance. All the next day was spent in hunting up their scattered horses. Those who were in thecamp that event ful night had a thrilling experience to relate to Bohemian friends of the bat tle with the great Hoosier snake. Aggravated Assault. The woman was before the police judge fo beating her husband in c cruel manne' "You are charged," said his honor, "with aggravated assault and battery. What have you to say?" That's just it, yer honor," tHe pris oner responded promptly; "if he hadn't aggravated me I never would have raised my hand to him." Detroit Free Pres. PERSONAL AND LITERARY. Patrick O'Leary, of Chicago, is dead. His claim to remembrance and notice lies in the fact that he was the husband of the Mrs. O'Leary who owned the cow that kicked over the lamp that started the fire that burned down a large part of Chicago in 1871. The only son of Deibler (M. de Paris"), the French executioner, is now the chief aid of his father in his un savory calling. By special enactment the young man, who was born in 1S03, is relieved from further military duty in times of peace, owing to the "high works" which he is called upon to per form. Since the death of Henry Ward Beecher, the clergyman who preaches to the large congregation in this coun try is Rev. Russell H. Conwell, a Bap tist of Philadelphia. He addresses 8. 000 people every Sunday, and he has established a college where 120 stu dents are taking1 a regular course, and 3,500 others are attending1 classes in various subjects. Hamilton Disston, of Philadelphia, the greatest manufacturer of saws in the world, controls two million acres of selected land in Florida. It is in one compact body, and, after ten years of draining and experimental work, he is now getting ready for colonizing it on a very extensive scale in connection with fruit and vegetable growing and sugar production. Gen. Pousargues, who has just been placed on the retired list of the French army, was the first opponent ol M. Clemenceau in a duel. The challenge came from Maj. Fous-argues over a divergence of testimony in a court martial in 1871, when Clemenceau called the officer a liar. A meeting en sued, in which Pousargues received a bullet wound in the leg. Did this prove that he was a liar? Tom Nast, ex-American cartoonist, it is said, has met with great success since he located in London six months ago. He has received an order for a life-siae painting of the surrender of Gen. Lee at Appomattox. The order comes f'oni Mr. Herman H. Kohlsaat, of Chicago. It is Mr. Kohlsaat's inten tion to present this picture to the city of Galena. The presentation will take place on the occasion of Grant's birth day, next April. , From the fi nal account of the execu tors of the will of the poet John G. Whittier, which has just been filed at Salem, Mass., it appears that the fol lowing beGuests have been paid for public and tharitable purposes: Ames bury and Salisbury Home for Aged Women, S9.9H.42; Anna Jaques hospi tal. Newbury port, S9.914.42; Normal and Agricultural Institute for Colored Men and Indians at Hampton. Va., S9, Cr6.87; Have rhill City hospital, 1,000. J. E. Winner, who years ago, and merely as a diversion, wrote the words and music of "Little Brown Jug," took the precaution to copyright the pro- j duction, which sold up in the hundred i thousands and realized a tidy sum for its aHthor. Mr. Winner's brother, "Sep." is the composer of "The Mock ing Bird," which made for him a small fortune. Curiously the author of the "Jug." one of the most popular of drinking-songs, always has been a total obstainer. HUMOROUS. In Market. Lady "I want five pounds of your best steak." Butcher "Yessum. Private family or boarding-house?" Detroit Free Press. "Whither, dear friend?" "To Afri ca." "Are you crazy? One hundred and thirty degrees in the shade!" "But I need not go in the shade." Fliegende Blaetter. Author "Why do you persist in abusing my book? I have been told by many people that it is an exceedingly rare work." Critic "Exactly. So rare that it needed roasting." Truth. She "Bixby appears to be Quite a bright young man. I hear lie acquired enough money by writing to pay for his education at college." He "Yes writing home to his parents." Arkansas- Traveler. Critic "I suppose ve shall see you at the premiere of 3-our new play this evening?" Modern Female Author "I beg j-our parden, sir, but it is not a play a lady ought to go to see." Flicgcndc Blatter. Mrs. Houser "The new tax doesn't affect calling cards, does it?" Houser "Of course, jus1, the same as raising1 cards, or a pat hand, or er I mean certainly not, Mrs. Houser, certainly not." Buffalo Courier. The Scotchmen's Reply. An Irish man asked a Scotchman one day "why a railroad engine was always called she." Sandy replied: "Perhaps it's on account of the horrible noise it makes when it attempts to whistle." Pear son's Weekly. Some China Talk. "I'm mashed on the floor," remarked the plate as th hired girl let it drop. "I'm all broke up on it myself," rejoined the tea-cup as it slippe I from the waiter when the girl stooped down to pick up the pieces of the plate. Detroit Free Press. A Policeman's Peril. "Dolan wor put on duty in citizens' clothes th other noight," said a member of the force. "How'd he get along?' "Ter'ble. Not wan o' the fruit-stand dagos reco'nized 'im widont 'isunifrom, n' the poor man loike to starved to loath." Washington Star. A good old Scotclt lady had a nephew in the ministry, whose preach ing she or anyone elsj did not care much about. Her question to him one day was: "How came you to think of taking up church work?" "I heard the Lord calling me," was his answer, "Donald, are ye nae sure that it wa itlier noise ye heard?" "When I was a boy," said Mr. Has bin Swift, "it was no trick at all for me to handle a horse. I'd take th wildest kind of an animal and run him once around the track, and. then he'd b broke." "I suppose 3rou enjo3-ed that more than the hvrse did?" "1 guess so. But the horse pot e?en. Now he runs around the trucit once, and when he gets through I'm broke." Wasli.ntoQ Star.