pattsmoufh 3lonnwl C W. HIKRJIAX. PuhlUhrr. TLA1 T.lIOuTu N KB KA K A A BACKDOOR NEIGHBOR. Sternal Vlffilance Is the Price of Household Liberty. When the Corbys moved from A City to B Center, the family suc ceeded in finding' a house which in size, condition and surroundings suited them admirably. It was a pleasant fran-e structure, sufficiently large for Mr. and Mrs. Corby, their three children and one servant, with an ample lawn around it ami fruit trees and grape ar bor in the rear. To the city-bred fam ily, the sense of extended space and breathing room in these surroundings and the detached houses was an experi ence as novel as it was delightful. Their household effects arrived Tues day morning, and then followed the uupacking, arranging and settling, all the labor of which only those who have moved from one town to another can appreciate. That afternoon, when in the midst of work and confusion, Mrs. Corby, her head well covered in a close-fitting gray sweeping cap, and clad in her oldest gown, which she meant should take a ewift pilgrimage to the rag-bag the moment the chaos in the house was re duced to order Mrs. Corby, I repeat, heard a slight tap upon the back door. She opened it, wondering who could have come, and found herself confront ing a smiling-faced lady, faultlessly at tired, who carried a napkin-covered plate in her hand. "Good afternoon; Mrs. Corby? Ah, yes! I am Mrs. Jemson, your next-door neighbor. We shall be great friends, I feel sure. Do excuse me for interrupt ing, but I came to tell you if you need ed anything, and we could serve you, not to hesitate to ask. And as I knew youTnust be so busy, I was sure this cake for tea would not be amiss." "Oh, thank you!' cried Mrs. Corby, In pleased surprise, blushing at the thought of being seen for the first time In so unbecoming a garb, yet wonder fully impressed at her new neighbor's kind generosity. "How very, very good of you." "Don't mention it," Mrs. Jemson as sured her. "It's a mere nothing." "What a desr little woman," thought Mrs Corby tc herself, as she put the cake carefull aside and ran upstairs to see how the work progressed there. It would be a novel experience having neighbors, and she was sure one like Mrs. Jemson would be delightful. She pictured to herself the grim city street from which they had moved, where for years they had lived next door to a family of whose members they knew nothing save that their name was Brown and that only from the door plate. Of the family on the other side they had not that information. She had not thought much about it before, but it suddenly occurred to Mrs. Corby that city life was extremely selfish and cold, so withdrawn from one's fellows, and savoring so much of suspiciou and distrust of the majority of human be ings. "We shall have delightful neighbors, I think, Harry," Mrs. Corby assured her husband, as they sat down to a rather hastily put-together meaL "The family on the left is named Jemson. Mrs. Jemson has been over already." "Great Scott! She didn't lose any time!" her husband ejaculated. A day or so later .Mrs. Jemson made a more formal call. She came to the side door this time and had the grace to wait until most of the house had been settled. "1 told Mr. Jemson," she chattered, "that I would try to be a little more well not ceremonious, you know, but more in accordance with the usual rules. But I'm sure 1 know you well enough already to know that you aren't one of the painfully particular kind. Now do be real reighborly." In due time Mrs. Corby became ac quainted with her other neighbors, all pleasant ladies, who seemed to "stand upon ceremony," for they waited until she had her carpets down. One by one she was informed of their character istics and peculiarities by Mrs. Jemson, who in her frequent neighborly morn ing visits, running- in quite informally through the bacK door, told her in con fidence the entire history of the neigh borhood. Mrs. A. was very nice, of course, but well, her reliptous views were so peculiar. Mrs. B.'s house was ;ortpaged and, as Mrs. Jemson told Mr. Jemson, it was a mystery to her how they kept up so well on Mr. Ii.'s small salary. Mrs. C. was forever go ing somewhere, and it would be a great deal more becoming in her if she stayed home more and took care of her chil dren, who were growing up like wild Indians. As for Mrs. D., she was too much of a home body; was not neigh borly one bit. As she often said to Mr. Jemson, what was the good of having neighbors if you did not see them and feel free with them. Mrs. Jemson had her good parts. She really was no more of a gossip than some women; she simply gossiped oftener. She readily grarted favors; she took Mrs. Corby riding; she was al ways running in with flowers and fruit or some dainty. To be sure, she might have been accused, perhaps justly, of often coming full-handed simply as an excuse for coming at alL And yet, you will admit, that it was kind of her. 6he was naturally generous and sym pathetic, and but for her absorbing pas sion for neighboring without ceremony. all would have gone welL As it was, well you know, dear housekeeper, how it is. You try to keep things spick and span, yet the kitchen floor is not always iiamaculate, nor does the range invariably shine like burnished silver. At such times it is not desirable that a stranger miling ly appear, equipped by nature with the means, in the shape of keen eyes, of taking in all domestic loose 6crevrs and culinary preparations. Nor do you en Joy a neighbor making runway of your dining-room, immedately after a meal, when these aforesaid keen eyes are most certainly making an accurate estimate of the variety, great or little, of your breakfast, dinner or tea. This la what happened at Mrs. Cor by. Iler city training and inexpe rience had totally unprepared her to meet such a neighbor as Mrs. Jemson proved to be. In the first flush of that lady's excessive neighborliness Mrs. Corby responded with enthusiasm. She went half way and met her neighbor on her town ground. Whenever Mrs. Jemson made her appearance Mrs. Cor by gave her a smiling welcome, and, though her neighbor did come rather often and usually by way of the back door, still Mrs. Corby overlooked much, because of the kindness she had re ceived from Mrs. Jemson's hands. She even went so far, once or twice, running over to see Mrs. Jemson, as to make her entrance through the rear door. But there was something about this mode of approach that shocked Mrs. Corbv's sensibilities. It struck her as trespassing on forbidden ground, of intruding on privacy; and after but one or two of these attempts to be neighborly in Mrs. Jemson's fashion, she gave it up. That lady, however, did not appear to care, one way or the other. She her self had determined to be neighborly by way of the back door, but Mrs. Cor by could do as she pleased, and, though the latter did not return one in ten of her neighbor's visits, Mrs. Jemson knew that she "was tied down with her children and did not expect it" of her. By and by, these frequent and un ceremonious visits became unspeaka bly annoying to Mrs. Corby. She was a faithful, conscientious housekeeper, and Jane a servant above the average, but, nevertheless, there were at times little things, or certain holes or corners, not intended for Mrs. Jemson's eyes. which those eyes persisted in seeing because of her determination to be neighborly by way of the back door. But what could she do? Could she tell her, with blunt truthfulness, that her visits were ill-timed, or that her mode of entering was not extremely tfreeable? She tried to hint sometimes that back doors were for the use of butcher and grocer boys and those con nected with the establishment; but Mrs. Corby was not good at giving an insinuation or Mrs. Jemson at taking It was amazing how entirely the in ner workings of the Corby family were brought to Mrs. Jemson's knowledge. She seemed to possess a sixth sense. She knew when a bushel of potatoes or a roast of meat was carried in through the back door. She knew the exact in stant when Tommy Corby came down with measles. She knew when her neighbors had company and who they were and what part of this broad land they hailed from and what they had to eat. She knew how Mrs. Corby man aged her household and how she made over her last year's silk, and how much Mr. Corby paid for his shoes. It was wonderful. Mrs. Corby often thought. that Mrs. Jemson knew more about the family than she did herself. Upon the occasions of Mrs. Corby s visits to her old home (Mrs. Jemson having full and complete data of every thing concerning expense, route and wardrobe of the lady and her children) her neighbor instituted herself a com mittee of one to look after the Corby premises and kept her eye upon things in and out of the house in a manner that would have put to blush nine de tectives out of ten. Mrs. Jemson knew the exact number of times that Jane had company, how often 6he played on her mistress' piano, the occa sions of her sweeping the front part of the house and just what hour Mr. Corby came home of even ings, bhe tola Mrs. uorDy anerwaras. "Confound that woman!" muttered Mr. Corby, one evening, after Mrs. Jemson had been over (for the second time that day) and had regaled them with a dilute conversation concerning what she had said to Mr. Jemson and what Mr. Jemson had said to her. Mr. Corby had been aching to take up an interesting book and had been an unwilling martyr to "neighboring." Perhaps he will be pardoned for his expression: 'xoniound that woman! "O Harry! what am I to do with her?" asked Mrs. Corby, helplessly. 'We are being neighbored to death. If it were not that we are so near, I should do something desperate, decisive and end it alL But we are so close to gether, it would make it very uncom fortable to have any ill feeling. I will endure almost anything rather than have a neighborhood trouble." "Mrs. Corby," respoiided her husband, solemnly, rising to his feet, and look ing down at her with feigned earnest ness, "you might cover that woman with insinuations and not really offend her. And why? Because she must be intimate with some one. She is one of those unfortunate females who must be going to some place to cackle, or else die. The very thought of spending a half hour by herself has to her almost as fatal a result as a drop of prussic acid to o ther people. You might tell that woman, point blank, that she ap pears in our domicile too often, and though she might fo home with fire in her eyes, in a few days she would re turn again, as if nothing bad hap pened." Tapering?" inquired Mrs Jemson, a few mornings after, appearing "infor mally" in the dining-room, and gazing meditatively at the few lengths of paper already in place. "I thought it was wall paper. I saw a man leave here yester day It's very pretty, I'm sure. I told M. Aemson only the other day I didn't see what 3-ou were thinking of to allow that old paper to stay on. It was so gloomy. Why didn't you get ingrain?" "We prefer the figured," Mrs. Corby answered, making up her mind to be as uncommunicative as possible. Yet be fore her visitor left she had found out where the paper was purchased, what it cost and how many rolls were re quired for the room. Mrs. Jemsou ran over in the after noon to see what progress had been made. She also ran over the nest morning, quite early, to note the effect f the finished work, having told Mr. Jemson that It was wonderful how dif ferent a room looks newly papered. Now it happened that the second time Jane was not in a particularly angelio mood. Something had disturbed her equilibrium, and she was not in a tern per to be trifled with. The screen door was hooked, and she did not hurry her self to let Mrs. Jemson in. Indeed, so far as she was concerned, she would have looked on cheerfully while that lady fairly sizzled in the sun. "Dear me, Jane, how slow you are! exclaimed Mrs. Jemson, her usual smile darkening to a frown. "There's a front door to this place, there is. 1 ain't hired to be a lettin folks in the back way," Jane mur mured, under her breath. Mrs. Jemson heard, as Jane meant she should. "I shall tell Mrs. Corby of your im pudence," she cried, scornfully, sweep ing into the dining-room. "Mrs. Corby, how can you endure that insolent creature in your kitchen? She positively insulted met I think she is the most independent piece I fter saw!" "Indeed?" "And wasteful! If you could see, as I do, what she throws away. I should think she'd ruin you. Time and time ; again, when I've run over in the morn- i ing, I've noticed that she left enough oatmeal in the kettle to feed a good- ! sized family." I Mrs. Corby sighed, though not, as Mrs. Jemson supposed, at Jane's short- ' comings. After a shorter call than I usual, the visitor took her departure by j way of the side door, conveying the im- ! pression, in a few disdainful words, I that she never cared to look on Jane's ' face again, and evidently thinking i that she left Mrs. Corby in a quite anxious frame of mind, for fear she would allow Jane's unladylike allu sions to interfere with future neigh borliness, or cause her to be more cere monious. She stayed away for three whole days. It was delightful. Mr. Corby read for three blissful undisturbed evenings. Mrs. Corby sewed and man aged her household, for three never-to-be-forgotten days, herself. But this, as they knew, was too good to last. The fourth morning Mrs. Jemson appeared (at the back door) as smiling as usual. She beamed upon Jane as if nothing had been unpleasant between them. After that she was, if . possible, more neighborly and less cer emonious than before. At the time that Jane took her va cation, and Mrs. Corby was obliged to become for the nonce her successor, Mrs. Jemson was most kind. She brought over a pie one day and a cake or a batch of cookies the next. That was really kind and neighborly, of course. liut she spoiled it by trenerally following her contributions up herself and spending a good share of the morning in the Corby kitchen. "Don't mind me; po right on as if I weren't here. I'll just sit a minute." Mrs. Corby, flushed and nervous, made a virtue of a necessity and went on, but not in a manner satisfactory to herself or to her work. Jane came back in two weeks. She was rested and in good humor and all was apparently going welL But one day. by accident, she spilled a panful of grease upon the floor. Housekeepers will agree with me when I say that was just the moment to leave Jana alone. But Mrs. Jemson did not know. Just at the evil hour that the girl was trying to repair the damage Mrs. Jem son appeared at the screen door. Jane was well Jane was furious. "I wish folks would come visiting as they had ought, to the front door, like Christians, 'stid o' poppin in on you mornin' noon and night," she muttered, as she slowly rose to her knees, in a voice carefully pitched so that every word reached Mrs. Jemson's ears. "Never saw such people as are in this town. Never know when they're about a-pokin' an' a-pryin' an a-mind-in' everybody's business but their own." Mrs. Jemson heard. Mrs. Jemson fled. She remarked to Mr. Jemson that evening that she had always felt that Mrs. Corby came of poor stock, but woman who kept a servant like that was common positively common. She, for one, Mr. Jemson was assured, did not think she should trouble Mrs. Corby very soon again. "Mrs. Gray, if you knew what I had done for that family," she said, solemn ly, giving her version of the affair to another neighbor. "I have actually put myself out often, to be neighborly, because they were strangers. More than once Mr. Jemson has said: 'Susie, you will have your trouble for your pains. You will not be appre ciated.' And I would say: 'Mr. Jem son, perhaps 1 will not, but I must do my part. They really seemed so nice a family at first, don't you think? But I made up my mind some time ago that they were very peculiar. Mr. Corby is quite nice, but it's easy to see he's hen pecked. It's Mrs. Corby that rules in that house. And children! Well, I never saw any like them. Perfect little outlaws! To tell the truth, I became disgusted with the family long ago. As for house keeping, Mrs. Gray, if 1 told you of some of the things I saw in that house, you wouldn't believe me. You see, living so close I cou'dn't help knowing. As I told Mr. Jemson I never saw such a family in all my life." For all that o'jly eternal vigilance i the price of tre Corbys liberty. Ther has never beta an open break betweec the ladies; Mrs. Corby i; far too well bred. But -there is a dec'-.led frigidity in the matuer of the e.itire family, from Mr. Corby to Jane, in their atti tude toward the Jcmsooi As by in stinct, each knows that Mrs. Jemson will pounce upon the faintest overture with avidity and be as neighborly as before. Indeed, she has shown plainly that she is willing to forgive and for get, but if the Corbys can help it sh will never have an opportunity. Mrs. Corby has learned that there are neighbors and neighbors. She has: gained much experience. Hereaftei she will promptly nip in the bud th first symptom that may appear in any. one living near her of being neigh borly by way of the back door. Mar E. Child, in Good Housekeeping-. MR. HARRISON'S APOLOGY. The Ex-President's Weak Effort In III Own Defense. Mr. Harrison is quite right in the position that an ex-president is not necessarily a political deaf mute if he has anything pertinent to say. But why does he describe himself as "a man who has been honored by his fellow citizens with the highest civil plac: in the government?" Surely he knows that his fellow-citizens, that is to say, a majority of them, never honored him with any such place. On the contrary, a majority of them went to the polls in November,. 1888, and expressed the opinion that it would be best for Mr. Harrison to continue the practice of law at Indianapolis. It would probably have been better for his fame if he had done this; it would certainly have been better for the country. But the eccentric operation of our electoral machinery made him president against the wishes of the people. For that he was not to blame, but why recall it by saying that his fellow citizens did a deed of which they are innocent? So far from objecting to Mr. Harri son's being heard in his own defense, every thoughtful American must feel that the time has come when he is bound to speak, or allow the judgment of posterity to go against his adminis tration by default. We say the judg ment of posterity, because that of his contemporaries has repeatedly been rendered against him. It began in his own town shortly after his inauguration and from that time to the great over throw in 1S92 there was an almost un precedented series of votes of want of confidence. His contemporaries have spoken. It is only the judgment of his tory that is not yet pronounced. If Mr. Harrison desires to be heard on a motion in arrest of judgment, it is time for him to speak. Mr. Harrison's administration found the treasury full, and left it empty. It found the currency enjoying the confi dence of everybody, and left it in so uncertain a condition that a general MAKING IT HOT FOR THE GRAND OLD PARTY. N. Y. World. failure of confidence produced the al most unparalleled spectacle of a coun try's suffering from want in the midst of an excessive supply of the neces saries of life. The folly and criminal ity of legislation, combined with the greed of the monopolists who had been allowed to dictate legislation for a pecuniary consideration, had for once in human history neutralized the ex traordinary bounty of heaven and snatched from the mouth of toil the bread which its hands had earned. While production had outrun the wants of the people, the course of distribution had been so altered by iniquitous laws that distribution sat down by the side of abundance, and died of starvation under the shadow of storehouses full of unsalable food. These changes were made, not by Mr. Harrison alone, but by laws which received his assent. Thus much was done; much more was attempted. An effort was made to take the control of elections from the people and hand it over to a clique of petty despots, hold ing office for life, who would have un derstood that they were appointed for the purpose of counting in republican candidates. The republican party had resolved that in future it would do its own registration, its own counting, its own certification. When it had secured that privilege, it calculated on an eter nal lease of power. Along with this revolution in our domestic affairs it at tempted a reversal of our foreign pol icy. It proposed incessant interference in the affairs of other nations, a re versal of well-settled principles of in ternational law, and the forcible an nexation of such foreign territory as contained American adventurers who desired to obtain bounties from our treasury. These revolutionary designs were defeated; but enough was accom plished to leave the country in a most deplorable condition. Such are some of the leading counts, imperfectly pleaded, in the great in dictment preferred by the American people against the administration of ex-President Harrison before the bar of impartial history. If he has any thing to say that is pertinent to his de fense he should say it II is speetsh at Indianapolis would seem to imply that what he has to say is wholly irrelevant It is only a plagiari-sm from the wolf in Esop's fable that accused the lamb down stream of muddying the water. Mr. Harrison joins the republican press in the assertion that the present distress is not due to anything that has happened, but to something that is going to hap pen. In other words, the laws of the universe have been changed and effects now precede their causes. Such a de fense as this is something worse than silence. Mr. Harrison has uninten tionally furnished an argument to prove that sometimes, at least, an ex president had better be a political deaf mute. Louisville Courier-Journal. NOTES AND COMMENTS. The republicans of the senate de sire to prolong the business uncertainty with tariff hearings. Have they not heard sufficiently from the whole coun try? Philadelphia Record. After Mr. Harrison closes his California lecture course he might come east and deliver another course on the science of emptying a full treasury and scattering a gold reserve. N. Y. World. Mr. Tom Reed has already re flected upon the fact that the old ban ners and signs reading "The Man from Maine" could be used in 1S96 with a great conservation of time and cam paign funds. Chicago News. The protected industries have had all the "hearings" to which they have any right. The representatives of the sugar, whisky, glass, steel and other trusts could no doubt make eloquent pleas against a reduction of their sub sidies, but they have all had their day in court. It is the peoples turn now. Indianapolis News. Those republican papers that are calling the Hawaiian queen such ugly names, and accusing her of that which most debases a woman, should bear in mind that she sat at the table of Min ister Stevens and was an honored guest whenever accepting his hospitality. Race prejudice seems to be carrying some of the g. o. p. organs clear off their feet. Detroit Free Press. Senator Gray sums up the con duct of Stevens at Honolulu with pre; cision and moderation. He maintains that Stevens should have adhered to our constitutional principle of nonin terference. "Here were avowed revo lutionists who disclosed to him their objects. He did not rebuke them nor try to dissuade them, but he promised just what they asked." Mr. Stevens will need three more columns in the salmon region journal he conducts to meet that concise statement of his duty and his violation of it. Chicago Herald. Some impressive truths were ut tered by Gov. McKinley at the Lincol day banquet in Columbus. He told the truth when he said "the people are tired of this tariff -tinkering, bond-issuing, debt-incseasing, treasury-depleting, business paralyzing and wage-reducing" work. They are weary of it. Maj. McKinley's swindling tariff law made tariff tinkering a necessity. His party made the issue of bonds and the increasing of debt necessary by its de pletion of the treasury. It paralyzed business and reduced wages by trade restrictions and heavy burdens. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. The chief soloists in the repub lican chorus have now been heard. The keynote is sounded. Reed, Har rison and McKinley have lifted up their voices, and Tray, Blanche and Sweetheart know the concert pitch to which their cries must be attuned. When the hubbub of the chorus has subsided consideration should be given to a few facts that are relevant and im portant. The Wilson bill will be passed. Industry will revive and pros perity will return under it. Wider markets will demand enlarged produc tion, and this in turn will increase the employment of labor. N. Y. World. Indisputably Decided. The vote by which the McCreary resolution was adopted in the house 177 to 75 probably represents very fairly the sentiment of the country on the course of the present administra tion and of that which preceded it in relation to the Hawaiian business. It was a party vote, to be sure, and there is, no doubt, a disproportionate repre sentation of the democratic party of the country in the house at present, but the division among the people on this occasion is not along the party line, and we have no doubt that if the single issue could be put to a popular vote, after a fair discussion, the course of the Cleveland administration would be sustained by fully the ratio of 177 to 75. There never was a question seriously disputed upon which the mer its were so clearly on one side, and all the posing and pretending of the poli ticians in congress would fail to upset the plain common sense and sense of right of the people of the United States. N. Y. Times. SCHOOL AND CHURCH. There are four women missionary physicians in Persia. Teachers in the Mexican publio schools are paid $30 to $40 a month. The Band of Hope in Australia has a membership of over 2,000.000 of younsr people, and an annual income of 10,000 pounds, employs 29 lecturers, and last year sold 1,240,000 publica tions. The Catholic laymen, having in charge the proposed memorial to the Marj-land legislature asking for state aid for parochial schools, have been requested to drop the subject, and sev eral Catholic members of the legisla ture say that no bill will now be intro duced for a difis'on of school funds, as the opposition to the project has been too pronounced. The course of instruction in naval architecture recently established at the Massachusetts institute of technol ogy provides for a thorough training in the theory and methods of devising and building ships, together with a study of the properties requisite for safety and good behavior at ?ea. It is arranged to occupy four years, and leads to the degree of bachelor of science. Mrs. A. H. Clough has recently given the sum of 1,000 to Newnham college for the purpose of endowing a scholarship, to be called by the name of her husband, Arthur Hugh Clough. It is intended that the scholarshipshall be awarded each year to the best-qualified candidate, who, having studied at Newnham college for three years, wishes to continue her studies there for a fourth year. According to the statistics in the annual report of the Japanese mission (American board), there are 109 Con gregational churcher in Japan with a total membership of 10,960. The num ber of additions by confession last year was 1,096, an increase of fifty-six over the preceding year. There are 129 preachers and 22 Bible women. The contributions for church purposes were $25,709, a gain of nearly $5,000 over the year before. According to a London Daily Chronicle telegram from St. Peters burg, the exiled Baptists and Stundists in the governments of Tifiis and Eliza vatpolsk continue to be persecuted, and almost every week fresh families of nonconformist peasants arrive to swell the army of those who are now suffer' ing in exile for their faith. Last yea the Baptists owned a meeting-house in Tiflis. but this has now been shut up by the police. They are, therefore, obliged to hold their meetings outside of the town in the mountains, where they meet in secrecj-. John Berridge, one of the great preachers of England, was not content to preach only in his own parish, and was often reprimanded by his bishop. At the end of a dialogue, in which the witty Berridge foiled the bishop at every turn, they parted with these closing sentences: "As to your con science," said his lordship, "you know that preaching out of your parish is contrary to the canons of the church." Berridge replied: "There is one canon which I dare not disobey, and that says: 'Go preach the Gospel to every creature ' " The resignation of Rev. T. De Witt Talmage of the Brooklyn Taber nacle will, it is believed, and the exist ence of the church. No other man could fill the vast auditorium, holding as it does five thousand persons, every Sunday. The tabernacle was built es pecially for Dr. Talmage. end without him it must be closed. This is admit ted by Leonard Moody, president of the board of trustees, who says that if Dr. Talmage leaves the church it must be sold for the benefit of the two cred itors, Mr. Sage, to whom is owed, with interest, '$175,000, and Mr. Willis, to whom is due, with interest, $32,000, making a total of about $207,000. The church property as it stands costs 5450,000. A Small Matter. A Detroit man, noted for his very serious and earnest manner, went out not long ago with his wife to find apartments. After a time they found a pleasant place and had agreed to take it. "By the way," said the landlady, "I forgot to ask if you had any chil dren ?" "We have a boy," responded the mother. "Indeed? I'm very sorry," protested the landlady, "but I can not permit anv children to come into my house." 'Oh, that will be all right," said the gentleman encouragingly, but with great seriousness. "We can fix that with very little trouble, indeed. We will just kill the boy," and they went on to other places which, like Heaven, suffer little children to come unto them and forbid them not. Detroit Free Press. Not Kasil) Dissuaded, Little Johnny Mamma, won't you get me a double-rij per sled? Mamma I knew a little boy who bad a sled of that kind, and the first time he used it he crushed three of his fingers so that they had to Je taken off. How would you like that? Little Johnny (anxious for the sled) Well, I think it would be sort o' con venient not to have so many finger nails to keep clean. Good News. Muggins "See that poor devil in the rain without any umbretla? Every rainy day I see him in the same pre dicament, and on clear days he always carries an umbrella. Who is he? do you know?" Buggins "That's our lo cal weather forecaster." Philadelphia Record. Jeremisquan, Duck Trap and Pe quawket are some Maine names which have been swept away by the besom of reform. But the beautiful Che-suna-bungamaujflaronticook remains. I w iston Journal. In the middle ages the value of a count ad a fighting man was 3 per month; of a baron, ' I; of a knight, IS shillings; of a man-at-arou S siiillimr; of an archer, 0 pence.