PLATTSMOUTH SEMI - WEEKLY JOURNAL MONDAY, JULY 10, 1933. PAGE TWO Ihe Plattsmouth Journal PUBLISHED SEMI-WEEKLY AT PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA Entered at Postoffice, Plattsmouth. Neb., aa second-class mail matter R. A. BATES, Publisher SUBSCRIPTION PRICE $2.00 A YEAR IN FIRST POSTAL ZONE Subscribers living in Second Postal Zone. $2.60 per year. Beyond 600 miles, $3.00 per year. Rate to Canada and foreign countries, $3.50 per year. All subscriptions are payable strictly In advance. There is a good deal of interna tional talk about 5-point programs, and 7-point pacts, and eo on. but 3-point-2 is really the only program that has seemed to show much early speed. :o: Chancellor Dollfuss of Austria has never had much luck. He came along just a few years too late to be chan cellor of a major power and he grew just an inch or so too tall to be a fcucecssful midget. :c: Probably Max Steuer, the New York lawyer who fo generously de fended the penniless Mr. Mitchell re cently against a tax evasion charge, has already begun to reap the fruits of his humane impulses and clients with real money are beginning to pour in. :o: A email 4-year-old has acquired a rew word which he uses frequently, lie says damn is not a bad word if it i used in connection with other words. We do not know just where he gets his philosophy, but. the pros pect for a good alibi as he grows old cr is fine. :o: The News Behind the News re ports that Al Smith's editorial skep ticism on the Roosevelt recovery pro gram was received in certain Wash ington circles with "a salvo of silent applause." It is on occasions of this kind that we find it so useful to have news behind the news. Especially as an aid in listening for "silent ap plause." :o: KANSAS AT HER BEST SETTING AN EXAMPLE Singularly, it is one of the func tions of Kancas to set the rest of the country an example. It is as exemplar that Kansas is at her best. Speaking before the Advertising Federation of America this week, Sen ator Capper of Kansas denounced what he characterized as a wide spread campaign to defeat the recov ery program of President Roosevelt. The very next day, William Allen White, a very luminary among the dry.-, decried the idea that a few of the states should seek to defeat re peal of the Eighteenth amendment when the majority want it. Tho Kansas senator said he had rupported the recovery program, and he had no apologies to make for hav ing done so. It i3 difficult to see how he could have had any apologies to make for having done so. On the next dny after the senator spoke at De troit, the secretary of agriculture, Mr. Wallace, announced at Topeka that 20 million dollars of ..-ral money will be distributed this year an.ont; Kansas wheat gorwers alone If there i.- a widespread movement to defeat the recovery program, we do not look to see it accomplish much in Kansas. As a matter or za.cz, we have not discovered that there is any greater opposition to the recovery program than was to be expected. Governor Pi::chot of Pennsylvania says the new deal has dealt out the rich and lieait in me poor, mere are some reservations to that, but in the main it is true that power has passed from the handj of tho one into the hands cf the other. It is withal a peaceful revolution. The Nation very truly says thati Mr. Roosevelt has in four months r.cc3mpli3hed a larger and better rounded out program of progressive legislation than any other president within the century has accomplished in four years. Senator Capper's constituency lies in a part of the country where it mates a great deal of difference if tli2 government - Is being run for the benefit of the great industrialists and barkers or for the benefit of the peo ple. The senator knows what that difference is, and he is a good enough sportsman to give credit where credit 13 tins. It happens that he is a re publican, but he is first a senator from Kansas. As for Editor White, he wastes lit tle time lamenting for lost causes. He has had hi3 horse shot from un der him several times in the battle of life, but he has never lost either hi- martial spirit cr his love of fair ness. We lift a stein to Kansas. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. . in the good old "days they listened to the cat purr, and now they listen to the motor purr. :o: New York Stock Exchange seats are increasing in value. So are those at the pie counter. :o: What has become of the center table, sometimes called a stand table, that once adorned people's so-called parlors? :c: We seem to be in one of those awk ward transition stages in which the Marie Antionette tearooms are hang ing out Neon beer signs. :o: "Rubber Makers Disagree at Code Hearing," a headline says, and we wonder whv they couldn't have stretched things just a little bit in the interest of snapping up the in dustry. :o: Camera won the fight, but Sharkey ended the match two sneers ahead The Associated Press reported that he sneered twice, while Camera didn't sneer at all. Since Thursday night life to Sharkey must, be noth ing but a sneer and a delusion. :o: : Oliver Hardy, Sim comedian, has been sued for $50,000 damages by his sister-in-law, Avho charges that he bashed her in the eye with his clenched Cst. So far as is known, this scene was not photographed. Celebrities of the screen should not indulge in sequences of that char acter and hide them from the pub lic. Their public come first, and has a right to a fair showing of all their best work. :o: Government experts say that if. re peal comes, the supply of whisky now available will be exhausted in a few weeks. Probably it will be necessary to ration the states In the interests ot liquor economy, and the-, better-to conserve the supply until the dis tilleries catch up, we should issue only to the more temperate states first. The more, heavily drinking states, like New York, Pennsylvania and Illinois, could wait a few years for theirs, which they will no doubt be glad to do, seeing as it's for the best interests of the whole country. :o: MAKE IT HOT FOR THE RACKETEERS "Gangsters," says the United States attorney .general, "will find many things stirring this summer." What seems to be predicted is an ab normally hot season for gang and racketeering leaders. The govern ment is to get into the picture, to bolster up and supplement the activ ities of state and' local authorities. The attorney general makes the definite promise that "this is a big. persistent campaign and not a spor adic drive." It is to be a showdown between government and its enemies, "and the govern mnt will win." Fine. The country would like to see it. Ths gangsters and racketeers nave assumea an arrogance and a self-confidence that challenge author ity. They can be cleaned out. Every body else wants it done. Joseph B. Keenan, a Cleveland lawyer exper ienced in crime campaigns, ha3 been made assistant attorney general to direct the federal move against racketeers. His plans are to be formu- lated definitely, but he is certain now that "if you strike at the intelligent gangland leadership and stamp that out, you are no the way, decidedly, to Dreaiting aown tne whole gang system." It is the "big shots," then. that are to be brought in. They are strongly fortified, and it will be a tough battele. Mr. Keenan indicates that a part of the racket eering support comes from members of hi3 own profession, racketeering profits being what they are and the big fellows in the game being able to employ the most skillful legal as sistancc. Just now, for example, counsel for Waxey Gordon, New York racketeer and gangster, intimates that Al Capone might be free if he had had the "right kind" of legal aid. So the ramifications of racketeer ?hg arc wide and deep. Into its clutches have been brought one- busi ness after another in the big cities. It is linked up with gangland, some times with politics. That's th ehal lnge to government, and to national security. Kansas City Star. . . "THEY ASKED FOR IT" Once more the American people are reminded that they have a presi dent who knows his own mind and who is able to speak it with unmis takable clarity, when the occasion demands. Tho gold bloc at the world eco nomic conference created that kind of occasion, when they insisted upon a categorical answer to their demand that the American collar be immed iately stabilized in terms of foreign exchange which would incidentally involve unlocking the door and throwing the American gold reserve again open to European raids. The American delegation undertook in the customary diplomatic way to ex press a denial and to get the confer ence at work on the important articles of its agenda on which an agreement is possible. But the gold bloc would not take a diplomatic no for an answer. They wanted a defln ite statement from the president and thratened to wreck the conference if it were not affirmative. They received their answer in an emphatic and unmistakable NO from Mr. Roosevelt. "I do not relish the thought," said the president, "that insistence on such action should bo made the excuse for continuance of the basic cconomi errors that under lie so much of the present world wide depression." In the language of the American street, "they asked for it." Now that they have it they com plain that Mr. Roosevelt was not polite. Walter Lippmann, listening to their complaint, is inclined to side with them. "He has chosen," said Mr. Lippmann, "to speak loudly and harshly." That he has spoken loudly there can be no manner of doubt. A child could understand precisely what he was saying. It was a new. language for diplomacy, a language meant to reveal thought instead of the lan guage which the cynic, has described as meant to conceal thought. That an ultimate stabilization of all exchanges is both desirable and necessary to the fullest play of for eign trade is conceded. That the American dollar will participate in such a program of stabilization, when the purpose of the present' program of controlled inflation has been ac complished goes without saying. But the president 13 not to be coerced into premature action to suit Europe even as a condition to securing action on more pressing probWms of world economics, so tfear to"' his heart. If the statement was harsh, it was no harsher than the uncompromis ing insistence of the gold bloc dele gates called for. If it was impolite. It was impolite only in that it pass ed the buck right back to the bloc and put upon the shoulders of that group the burden of responsibility for the failure of tho conference, if temporary adjournment may be termed a failure. Of one thing the people of this country may be assured. America at the conference is no . lamb among wolves. It has sent a delegation to co-operate in some plan for break ing down the barriers which have all but stifled foreign trade. It is ready and anxious to give its be3t efforts to the accomplishment of such re sults. But if other nations are de termined to use the conference for the furtherance of purely selfish na tional aims, then tho guiding spirit of American participation at Washing ton is there to say them nay. The United States will join a procession for world recovery in which every body i3 in line. But it is in no tem per to play Red Cross to the rest of the world. If America must work its way out of the depression single handed, It can do so. World-Herald. :o: . . ON THE WAY OUT Persons interested in social jus tice have long dreamed of the day when child labor would be elimin ated from industry, perhaps by action of the states, perhap3 by ratification of the child labor amendment or by congressional vote. Few could have been so imaginative as to vision the day when it would be done by agree ment among the employers them selves. Yet this i3 about to happen in the cotton textile industry, long a viciou3 field of exploitation, and the portent3 are good for similar action in other lines. It is the indus trial recovery act that has mado this possible. Secretary Perkins made the fuggestion, and Administrator John son presented it for acceptance by the textile men as part of their gov erning code. After some skirmish ing, a majority of them agreed to it. Industry's self-dsicipline is pref erable to legislative enactment in this matter. Strict adherence to the code will make statutory action un necessary, cave for those fields of in dustry thta cannot be reached under the recovery act. Since about 4 per cent cf the workers In southern cot ton mills are under 16, with about half that percentage in the north, the effect of eliminating these young workers should be speedily felt. Edu cational and health standards will improve, and more work will be pro vided for adult's. ,. 1 Other industries that use child labor mining, canning and several branches of manufacturing have not yet presented their codes, but the child labor provision should appear In all of them. With the initial step taken, and with the prospect of bet ter conditions likely to result, it Is no exaggeration to say that child labor is on its way out. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. ;o: REMARKABLE SUMMARY OF FOURTEEN WEEKS The end of the special session of coneress found a bold man in the White house. It was Roosevelt's firm ness in the face of a formidable con gressional rebellion that scored his final victory. The curtain falls on the 14 swift weeks since congress met, with the president the acknowl edged master. It was with a leap that tho presi dent took the presidential chair on March 4. The view at Washington since has been as though crossed high tension wires were flashing there. What a review! Economy to balance the budget the cause of the closing flares; farm relief and farm mortgage financing; emergency banking relief, followed by general banking law revision with guarantee of depositors' bal ances given; currency inflation and the withdrawal from the gold basis; stern regulation of future stock and bond flotations; the "recovery" in dustrial law. reaching out to aid every great industry, and accompan ied by provision! for public works amounting to nearly three billion 500 millions; a special taxing plan for supporting the new expenditures the .necessary though hateful corol lary; - these and -the home mortgage bill, expected to help hard beset owners of homes, are among the ma jor entries in -the fast completed re cord. Many are instances of completed action and many more involve ces sion to the president by congress of such discretions as no president, in peace times, has possessed. The fail ure to push'on for downward tariff revision becomes the one instance of large concesslonmade to opposition in eongrpss The remarkable summary deserves full recognition. It requires acknowl edgment, too, that, as Roosevelt drove ahead, conditions began to improve A time ' now comes, with congress usefully out of the picture. We shall more clearly see" the president at work and may more accurately judge the results. The test of many of the great undertakings thus launch ed, of course, depends upon their suc cess in operation. Detroit News. :0; GOING INTO DEBT ' FOR SPECULATION "Shall I borrow?" The editor of a financial advice service raises the question, and answers that he was brought up never to borrow except to ray for goods being manufactured or in transit. In particular, to bor row for speculation was in his early training "the unpardonable sin." In looking around for counsel that may be offered, it seems to us, this adviser has hit upon a pretty sen sible formula. In these days when the sacurity markets are leaping like mountain goats from crag to loftier crag, it is common sense that a great many people are going to get their fingei-3 burned. But ycu cannot say to people merely, "Don't buy; it is risky." For then, when some things go higher and some folks make profits, they can turn on you for false counsel What you can point out is that the man who borrows to speculate on risine values is hpttine that he is smarter than the man or men from whom he borrows. He thinks he can make big money where they are try ing for perhaps 6 per cent. Yet any dollar he makes, someone else loses. He has to be smarter than the lender, smarter than the nine out of 10 specu lators who turn ' im .losers. Or else be has to pay back his wasted bor rowings out of slow earnings, and that is very unpleasant. These days markets are rising, and there is evidence that a good many people'who played and lost in 1927 and '28 and '29 are eagsr to try again, convinced that they know what their trouble was and will be smarter this time. All anyone can say to them is that if they, don't jknow about the things: they are buyjng. they haven't any smartness, but; only a , chance for . luck luck; that; punishes nine, or more likely 99, for every one she rewards. Milwaukee ' Journal. t . ::i "3co it before you Buy It good slogan to observe. is A NEW DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE "When in the course ot human events, it becomes necessary" for the president of the United States to sup port the well-being of his country at the risk of giving offense to its neighbors, it is to be hoped that the president, whoever he may be, will issue just such another Declaration of Independence as Franklin D. Roosevelt did not wait for the Fourth of July to proclaim. President Roosevelt did not make the mistake of attending the Lon don economic conference la me role of savior of the world. He sent his delegates from both political parties, and he stayed home, keeping his fin ger on the pulse of his country. That pulse has been beating more strongly of late, as the nation returns to eco nomic health. The president is re solved that no decisions shall be tak en at London, to which thi3 ocuntry is a party, which will threaten our full and complete recovery. That rehabilitation, according to the president's theory, depends on a continued rise in prices until the dollar is worth in exchange for goods and services, what it wa3 worth in the prosperous days when business was going strong, Jobs were easy 10 get, and it looked as if good times might last forever, as the republicans predicted they would. That price in crease again according to the presi dent's theory which is also that of his economic advisers, depends on the divorce of the dollar from gold; upon the control of currency by some other method than the par exchange of paper for gold at the banks and at the treasury. He realizes, of course, that while the dollar cannot be exchanged for gold, and is liable to dally fluctuation on the interna tional money markets, our foreign trade is beset with difficulties. But he also realizes that our business is 95 per cent domestic; that the de mands for the pegging of the dollar come from the gold standard coun tries abroad and are acquiesced in, in this country, chiefly by interna tional bankera and traders in ex change; and that our rising opti mism and general business improve ment should not and must not be risked for the sake of the convenience of a small fraction of our financiers and business men. Presi dent. Roosevelt has served no tice to Europe that under his cap tainship this nation i3 going to stick to its course ;and he recommends a similar, course to " the rest of the world. He tells countries that fear for their currencies to balance their budget. The French budget this year is unbalanced by four billion francs because the French parliament re fused to cut expenses or increase taxes by that amount. He tells coun tries that clamor for the restoration of foreign trade to stop fighting one another with embargoes and quota schemes and other restrictions, let goods flow. But above all, let the na tions balance their budgets and live within their means. When this has been successfully accomplished, and not till then, "we can properly dis cuss a better distribution of the world's gold and silver supply to act as a reserve base of national curren cies." It is idle to put the cart before the horse; useless to talk about in ternational stabilization when it may be upset almost before it is ac complished by some nation falling victim to an unbalanced budget and finding itself unable to support its currency. President Roosevelt "exploded bombshell." He "stunned" the par ley. So be it. He merely said, in Dlain language that could not be misunderstood, that the United States is not going to be made a monkey to pull any cat's chestnuts out of Uie fire. The United States will gladly co-operate in any general movement, well-considered and sound, to help the world, but America will not sacrifice or surrender her own in terests. The president's new declaration of independence lends rpice to our holi day; it gives us something present nd modern to celebrate. Detroit News. :o: This thing of controlling produc tion of commodities may go a long way toward popularizing red flan nels next winter, because It is going to be almost impossible to plow live sheep under. -:o: 1 "I attribute my advanced age," rays aamuei uenn or Aoeraeen, Wash., "to the fact that I was born in 1832." Which we regard as the best answer yet found for the most foolish question ever devised by man. ; :o: There is" one thing about never eaving the old home town. Virginia Cecil of the Mount Vernon Chief tain bas discovered- You miss the opportunity ot siaruing me natives by coming back all dressed up and in a big car. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION In the County Court of Cass coun- In the matter of the estate of An ton Koubek, deceased. Notice of Administration. All persons interested In said es tate are hereby notified that a peti tion has been filed in said Court al leging that said deceased died leav ing no last will and testament and praying for administration upon his estate and for such other and further orders and proceedings in the prem ises as may be required by the stat utes In such cases made and provided to the end that said estate and all things pertaining thereto may be finally settled and determined, and that a hearing will be had on said nAtltinn before said Court on the 28th day of July, A. D. 1933, and that if they fail to appear at said Court on said 28th day of July, 1933, at ten o'clock a. m. to contest the said petition, the Court may grant the same and grant administration of said estate to Frank J. Libershal, or some other suitable person and proceed to a settlement thereof. A. H. DUXBURY, (Seal) J3-3w County Judge SHERIFF'S SALE State of Nebraska, County of Cass, ss. By virtue of an Order of Sale issued by C. E. Ledgway, Clerk of the Dis trict Court, within and for Cass County, Nebraska, and to me direct ed, I will on the 17th day of July. A. D. 1933, at 10 o'clock a. m. of said day at the south front door of the Court House, Plattsmouth, Nebr., in eald County, sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash the following real estate to-wit: The Southeast Quarter of Sec tion twenty-four (24), Township ten (10) North, Range ten (10), East of the Sixth Principal Meridian, Cass County, Ne braska; The same being levied upon and taken as the property of Fred Schae fer, et al., defendants, to satisfy a Judgment of said court recovered by The Prudential Insurance Company of America, a corporation, plaintiff, against said defendants. Plattsmouth, Nebraska, June 15th A. D. 1933. H. SYLVESTER, Sheriff Cass County Nebraska. J15-5w REASON FOR SPEEDY REPEAL AND REVENUE More than 10 million dollars monthly revenue is coming into the United States treasury as the fiscal year closes merely from the legalized sale of 3.2 per cent beer. This is a yearly rate of 120 million dollars a goodly sum. - But, remember, this is from beer J-alone. Repeal of the Eighteenth amendment, lifting the ban from wines and spirit and permitting beer of higher alcoholic content will mean federal revenue estimated at $1,500,- 000,000. Put these figures alongside the current federal deficit of $1,750, 000,000 and realize the compelling argument for speedy repeal. Remember also what President Roosevelt said in his message to con gress on public works and reemploy ment taxes: "Whenever the repeal of the Eighteenth amendment now pending before the states shall have been ratified and the repeal of the Volstead act effected the pre-prohibition revenue laws would then automatically go into effect and yield enough wholly to eliminate these temporary re-employment taxes." When facts and figures thus plain ly show what repeal will do toward reducing deficits and easing tax bur dens for the people of the entire na tion why should any state choose to dwadle or delay over the process of ratification? Self-interest as well as patriotism demands that each and every state shall ratify as speedily as its laws will permit. h.y don't Montana, Missouri, Florida and Utah, for example, get busy and fix their voting days? Why shouldn't other states bestir themselves to find special legal means by which they can vote and call con ventions before the end of the pres ent year? We think President Roosevelt might well broadcast to the country a reminder that present conditions and impending tax load3 make it the duty of a state to hasten its action for repeal. It is possible for at least 37 states to have acted before January 1 next. Sixteen have already voted for repeal Thlrty-Blx are needed. instead of 1 meekly speculating whether repeal must or must not wait until ij4, -rouse up and tell the states that millions of taxpayers, their own included, demand the job be done in 1933, and the benefits se cured without one month's needless delay. New York World-Tolegram. .:o: : President Roosevelt doubtless will be sorry if anyone feels hurt as a re- Euult of the firecracker he tossed in to the economic conference this week. He was only demonstrating the way ii. . i . . live American ceienratea a nn rourth of July :o: If you have something to sell, try a Journal Want-Ad. NOTICE TO CREDITORS State of Nebraska, County of Cass, ss. In the County Court. In the matter of the estate of Wil liam Curry Boucher, deceased. To the creditors of said estate: You are hereby notified, that I will sit at the County Court room in Plattsmouth, in said county, on the 21st day of July, 1933, and on the 27th day of October, 1933, at ten a. m. of each day. to examine all claims against said estate, with a view to their adjustment and allow ance. The time limited for the pre sentation of claims against said es tate is three months from the 21st day of July, A. D. 1933. and the time limited for payment of debts is one year from said 21st day of Julv, 1933. Witness my hand and the seal of said County Court this 21st day of June, 1933. A. II. DUXBURY, (Seal) J26-3w County Judge. NOTICE TO CREDITORS State of Nebraska, County of Cass, ss. In the County Court. In the matter of the estate of Gottlieb Gustav Hofmann, deceased. To the creditors of said estate: You are hereby notified, that I will sit at the County Court room in Plattsmouth, in said county, on the 28th day of July, 1933, and on the 3rd day of November, 1933, at ten o'clock a. m. of each day, to examine all claims against said estate, with a view to their adjustment and al lowance. The time limited for the presentation of claims against paid estate is three months from the 28th day of July, A. D. 1933, and the time limited for payment of debts is one year from said 2Sth day of July, 1933. Witness my hand and the seal of said County Court this 30th day of June, 1933. A. II. DUXBURY. (Seal) J3-3w County Judge. NOTICE OF HEARING on Petition for Determination of Heirship Estate cf Alozsia Koubek, deceas ed. In the County Court of Cass coun ty, Nebraska. The State of Nebraska: To all per sons interested in said estate, credi tors and heirs take notice, that Jo seph J. Stanek has filed his petition alleging that Alozsia Koubek died intestate in Cass county on or about March 28, 1925, being a resident and inhabitant of Cass county and died seized of the following described real estate, to-wit: An undivided one-half inter est in and to the east three fourths of the southeast quarter of the northwest quarter of Sec tion twelve. Township twelve. North. Range thirteen East of the 6th Principal Meridian leaving ss his sole and only, heirs at law the following named persons, to wit: Anton Koubek, her husband; Joseph J. Stanek, a son; Emil J. Stanek. a son. and Mary Racek (nee Mary Stanek), a daugh ter. That the interest of the petitioner in the above described real estate is that of a son and heir, and praying for a determination of the time of the death of said Alozsia Koubek and of her heirs, the degree of kinship end the right of descent of the real property belonging to the said deceas ed, in the State of Nebraska. It is ordered that the same stand for hearing on the 28th day of July, 1933, before the County Court of Cass county in the court house at Plattsmouth, Nebraska, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. Dated at Plattsmouth, Nebraska, this 1st day of July, A. D. 1933. A. H. DUXBURY, (Seal) J10-3w County Judge. ORDER OF HEARING and Notice of Petition for Termi nation of Guardianship, Settlement of Guardian's Accounts and for Discharge of Guardian. In the County Court of Cass coun ty, Nebraska. State of Nebraska, County of Cass, S3. To the United States Veterans Ad ministration and all persons inter ested in the matter of the Guardian ship of John P. Miller, Incompetent: Notice Is hereby given that Frank A. Cloidt. Guardian of John P. Mil ler, an incompetent person, has filed in this court his final report and pe tition for the termination of said guardianship proceedings, approval of his accounts and for his discharge as guardian. Said petition alleges among other things that the said John P. Miller is now competent to manage his own estate and that for thia reason said guardianship proceedings should bo terminated and guardian discharged. It is hereby ordered that you and all other persons interested in said matter may, and do appear at the County Court to be held in and for said county, on the 28th day of July, A. D. 1933, at ten o'clock a. m., to show cause, if any there be. why the nrayer cf the petitioner should not be granted and that notice of tho pendency of said petition and tho hearing thereon be given to' all per sona interested in said matter by publishing a copy of this order in the Plattsmouth Journal.- a 6em? weekly newspaper printed in said, county, for two successive weeks prior to said day'of hearing and that nctlre of said hearing bo "given to the United States Veterans Adminis tration as prescribed by law. ; In witness whereof, I have here unto set my hand and the seal of said court this 6th day of Julv. 1933. A, H. DUXBURY. (Seal) J10-2w County Judge, Cass ' County, Nebraska. (Read the Journal ads for news of unusual values.