THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1921
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Cbe plattsmouth Journal
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AN END TO DEATH
And I heard a great voice out of
heaven saying, behold, the taber
nacle of God is with men, and lie
will dwell with them, and shall be
with them, and be their God. And
God shall wipe away all tears from
their eyes; and there shall be no
more death, neither sorrow, nor cry
ing, neither shall there be any more
pain; for the former things are pass
ed away.
Revelations 21:3-4.
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Reports indicate stump
are up a tree instead.
speakers
-o:o-
After all, perhaps the best intelli
gence test is a blind curve.
:o:
Coolldge doesn't play golf, so
that's why he talks so little.
:o:
It's a blow to lose a good job, but
the only real calamity is to lose
hope.
:o:
There are a great many articles in
the papers these days on how to pro
long your life, but we haven't seen
yet why.
:o:
Men's new styles will be plain, ac
cording to a fashion note, but in
many cases last year's styles will
continue to prevail.
:o:
"There are few good snake stor
ies," laments the New York Tele
graph. That's because the supply of
Inspirations is running low.
o : o
One reason why a husband hates
to shop with his wife Is because he
can't stand the strain when the
saleswoman talks about "Blunder
lines."
o:o
A German scientist thinks that
man may yet live to be a thousand
years old. Somebody must be hank
ering to stick around until Germany
gets her debt paid.
:o:
The National Geographic Maga
zine says that Norfolk, Va., Is "the
peanut capital of the United States."
Which will surprise many citizens
who always thought Washington
was that.
:o:
Under present circumstances we
fail to see how any democrat or
"did-in-the-wool" republican can
vote for Norris. He says he will not
vote for Coolidge, and we all know
he Is not a democrat.
roi
One of the things about this elec
tion that few people know about and
fewer care about is that there are
nine presidential candidates in the
field. Eight of whom are going to
be bitterly surprised and disap
pointed. :o:
Thirty-seven hundred books have
been written about the Einstein the
ory. And if Einstein has read them,
he probably knows more about hi3
theory than he ever dreamed of be
fore. But it is quite possible that he
knows a great deal less.
:o:
When you vote for John II. More
head for re-election to Congress, you
know you are voting for a gentle
man who reflects credit upon the
people of his district among leading
men of the nation. He is a man
among men and his ability is un
questioned. :o:
A western woman, inmate of a
poorhouse. Jilted a suitor worth $50,
000. Doctors scratched their heads
and brought her before a board to
-test her sanity. Have we, in our ma
terialism and vicious competition,
actually reached the point where
any one who rejects money, though
In dire need, is to have sanity chal
lenged? A majority of Americans
already have a recognized form of
insanity "pecuniary honorific"
highbrow name for "displaying abil
ty to pay."
:o:
If they Btop the marines from
swearing, we are going to stay out
of that organization In case of an
other war. It is bad enough to have
to go to war at all; not to be with
tough guys would be terrible. No
man can express the proper amount
of patriotism in "Dear me" and
"Gracious goodness." Even Gen.
Dawes, who poses as a first class
military cusser, is the most inane
6wearer we know. Any veteran could
tell, you right off the bat that he
never was in the thick of things. The
language he use is the common
place profanity of the service of sup
ply and G. H. Q.
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FEB YEAB Of ADVAXCl
What is going to be done about
the road hog; there seems to bo
plenty of them.
;o:-
Reports from the various camps
indicate we will have three presi
dents next time.
:o:
Thanks to Jawn W, for shaking
down the clinker. Teapot Dome Is
again in eruption.
:o:
Ho hum! This Chinese war is
shootins our alphabet for a row of
glass dressing rooms.
:o:
There is something to a man who
can get out and put over a disagree
able Job in good shape.
:o:
Who 20 years ago imagined the
day would come when barber shop3
had family entrances?
:c:
When a girl tries to be popular by
kissing all her callers she is kissed
goodbye sooner or later.
:o:
As a general thing, the man who
is still wearing his straw hat does
not owe for a new derby.
Being a Prince of Wales is a fair
ly good Job, but you don't get much
time off for doing other things.
:o:
As we understand the campaign,
II. and M. Dawes occasionally con
sults the silent parties in the firm.
:o:
Jim Reed of Missouri ha3 agreed
to support the ticket, but loyal dem
ocrats are still hoping for the best.
:o:
Less sober judgment and less com
mon sense are used in matrimonial
matters than in any other human
endeavor.
:o:
A candidate can erect safeguards
against practically any contingency
except getting endorsed by the
wrong people.
:ot
The groom of 29 who fell in love
at first sight wtih the heiress of 82
must have been looking in Brad-
street and Dun.
:o:
Discoverers claim to have found a
whole race of missing links on an
island near Sumatra. So it was a
whole chain that was missing?
:o:
The republican committee has de
cided to bolt Brookhart. The com
mittee says his act "is a repudiation
of, and a bolt from, the republican.
party."
:o:
Two were killed and a hundred
taken to hospitals at a peace cele
bration in Paris,
that brand of
spread.
Let us hope that
pacifism doesn't
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If you really want to please the
bride and bridegroom prospective,
give 'em a gasoline shower, a casing
shower, a tube shower and an acces
sory shower. A
:o:
It is about time to begin looking
out for colds. Colds will come and
colds will go, nobody knows where
from nor where to and nobody cares
Just so they don't come to them.
:o:
On election day every citizen has
a right to vote his "common stock"
in the government of the United
States,
proxy.
And nobody may sign a
-:o:-
Why should any democrat vote
for La Follette? He has been a re
publican all his life, and has said
time and time again he had no use
for a "died-in-the-wool" democrat.
Why not vote for the man of the peo
ple, John W. Davis. -
o:o
Baseball was badly damaged by
the crookedness disclosed in 1919. If
the managers wish to ruin the game
they will try to hush up the New
York affair. People must be con
vinced that the big leagues are on
the square if they are to continue to
take the old interest in the sport.
:o:
As an orator or leader who seeks
to confirm plutocrats in their preju
dices and passions, which we suggest
a3 a definition of "plutogog." Mr.
Dawes rings the bell. As a class con
science agitator dramatizing in
speech and gesture and purse-aches
of the rich and the menace of the
proletariat, he 6tands with Harry
Daugherty, Leslie M. Shaw and
Ralph Easley. He is a dealer In the
prejudices and passions of plutoc
racy, with the mistaken notion that
they can be palmed off on working
people as democracy.
Nehav1
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be awarded to the boy and girl in
high school having the highest av
erage for the scholastic year.
Dorothy Lewis and Pearle Chap
pell spent Thursday In Plattsmouth.
Mr. Burby in history class, "Mar-
Ion, What climate isn't healthful?"
Marion, "Unhealthful."
This week has been house clean
ing week for most of Miss Green
halgh's classes. Tuesday morning
the girls in the cooking class were
busy cleaning out the cooking tables
so that they could use their new ap
rons and towels that were made.
Last week we had our eyes and
ears tested. This week Dr. Thomas
examined the throat and nose of all
pupils.
natch for announcement of the
senior class.
Basketball
Basketball is, you might say, the
only athletic sport in our school. We
would appreciate very much to have
the people of Nehawka support us
this season and others to come. Al
though the boys have not done so
well the last few years, we intend
to put out a team this year that will
make our school and town proud of
us.
We know that some of the people
are against basketball and say it is
an unnecessary expense. Yes, it
costs money but we make enough to
cover all pur expenses. Others say
it is a waste of time. But is it?. It
gives the players strength and good
sportsmenship. It trains them to
think quickly and accurately. They
say it takes the interest of the school
work away from the pupil. Again
No. It is required that the student
be up in their studies in order to
play. They will study diligently in
order that they will be able to play
if they can make the team. If you
will take notice, I think you will find
that most of the people who are com
plaining and criticizing the school
are people that are kicking about
everyhting else. An Enthusiastic
Player.
Grace Sininlle of the class of '21,
spent the week end at her home in
Nehawka.
Since the new chemistry aprons
have arrived the chemistry class has
become quite ambitious. Last Wed
nesday they gave the laboratory a
thorough cleaning. The shelves,
cupboards and acid bottles were all
washed. This class is preparing for
work.
The library is open to the use of
the pupils. For a few days the li
brary will be open noons and after
school to the English pupils desiring
books for outside reading. Two
a semester are required to be read
and reported on by each pupil in the
English classes.
The chemistry clas3 have been
learning how to bend glass success
fully. ''The masterpiece of man is to live
to the purpose." Benjamin Frank
lin. The flies were a nuisance. Tuesday
morning. Those in the assembly the
first period noticed their attacks es
pecially. Faculty Picnic
The teachers of the schools for
sometime have had their mouths
puckered for a picnic supper. So
what did they do? They said "Good
bye" to books about 5 o'clock Tues
day afternoon and started for a
pleasant little grove of trees. Being
good hikers they soon reached the
chosen spot and within a short time
had the warming flames Jumping in
to the air. One member was excused
from hiking in condition that he
would bring his family and would
carry the eats. The burning sticks
soon settled into a bed of coals. A
squad of wienie pointed spears charg
ed upon the fiery circle. A sizzle, a
sputter, another sizzle, a crackling
and the first morsel was on its way.
You know what is generally eaten
on picnics. Yes, even to the ashes.
And you know that the taste is not
to be described in words. But there
was an added flavor that of convivi
ality. School at the County Fair
In place of attending the usual
class room work latt Friday after
noon the entire enrollment was dis
missed at noon with the expectation
that all should study the various ex
hibits at the Cass county fair held at
Weeping Water. Most of the pupils
had their own means of transporta
tion so that the two busses were able
to carry the others.
The home economics department
was filled with a large variety of
needlework. An appliqued bedspread
made in China was of great interest.
Many beautiful hand-painted dishes,
paintings, penciled drawings and
strings of beads were also shown. A
very clever piece of work was the
small stand made of rope.
The live stock consisted of several
choice specimens of purebred and of
thoroughbred animals. A few state
fair ribbon winners were in the
barn. In one hall you could see all
kinds of canned foods as well as
fruits, vegetables and grains. The
variety of these especially the
canned foods, was interesting. A
glass cage contained 'Some "busy
bees" that were endeavoring to fill
a honeycomb. Many of the pupils of
the county could look with pride at
their handiwork pasted on the walls.
The quality of this work shows the
interest of the maker. The benefit
of seeing what others are doing can
hardly be measured. It may have
been good judgment of weather con
ditions or it may have been a rheu
matic forecast, but thanks to which
ever, it was that directed an early
return of the busses so that the
children were safely home before the
rain.
The boys that are intending to
play basketball this coming season
had their hearts tested Tuesday by
Dr. Thomas. We do not know the
outcome but we think that all will
get to play.
Advertise your wants In the your
ual for result.
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By Mtaa Marie K. Kaufmaou
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A stop of twenty five minutes wa$
made at St. Joseph, Missouri, which
gave us time to meet some of my
friends who had come to see us off
and present us with a delicious
lunch. When at last we had settled
down for the night, wo were soon
asleep. Perhaps some of our readers
wonder why we chose the southern
route in preference to the Chicago-
New York. The three of us had
traveled between these points before
but some of us had never gone the
southern way and since the rate
remained the samo we chose this
route which, by tho way, was made
in almost the same time us going
by the way of Chit-ago. Wo awoke
early, and turning Mr. (-off man
I said, we aro really on our way.
It was 7:30 a. m. when wo reached
St. Louis. Wo found Aim. HvHtte
waiting for us, so together we check
ed our baggago und by that time
were ready for our brakfut. remem
ber, dear readers, St. Louis is u
large city and we were not the only
ones who wanted their baggage
checked. We were to bo in St. Louis
until 12.05 at noon which gave us
time to take in part of the very
pretty city and some of it parks.
It was evening when we reached
Cincinati, Ohio, wishing then
that we might have had time for a
short sight-seeing trip in company
of Airs. Hesse who had formerly lived
there, but we hurried on our .way
and all through the night with very
few stops. This time Airs. Hesse was
ready "for a good sleep as she ex
pressed herself. Friday morning
while the other passengers were still
sound asleep. Airs. Coffman and I
were viewing the new country, tne
scenery was beautiful, we had often
heard of the Virginia hills and now
we were actually among them, the
houses, too, were built in a different
style from ours at home, the large
Nebraska corn fields were no more
and small farms and acreage were
in sight, many donkey drawn carts
and even ox teams made their ap
pearance.
It was about nine a. m. when we
reached Clarksburg, West Virginia,
where, among other passengers, was
a lady who took her seat right be
hind us. She noticed that we were
admiring the scenery and began to
talk to us. She proved to be Airs.
Alberta Lanham, the mother of the
young man who was the first to
drive his horse across the Rhine into
Germany in 1918 and our readers
will perhaps recall the accounts of
record as was given In the leading
magazines at the time.
We arrived in Washington Friday
afternoon at 3:30 tired and dusty.
We handed our tickets to the ticket
agent, this had to be done if we ex
pected to remain several days. The
beauty and cleanliness of the Wash
ington station impressed us, a,s also
did the sign "This is your city"
which seemed a personal greeting.
We took rooms at the Continental
Hotel which is but three blocks
from the station. About five o'clock
we walked up toward some of the
government buildings and had been
sitting in front of the Pension build
ing about five minutes when a big,
fat colored woman ran past us and
close behind her a policeman, and
the cry came, "thief, thief," and one
of our trio exclaimed, "Oh boy, look
at her go." About a block from us
the woman was finally caught, the
patrol followed and she was hurried
off to the station. The excitement
was great, and we decided not to
wait for a pension but to return to
the hotel. After supper we took a
walk to the Capitol which was beau
tifully illuminated. ' Saturday morn
ing we visited Alt. Vernon. It was a
clear day, just the kind one would
wish for at this place. Alany of our
readers who have taken this same
trip know just what is shown here,
but to those who have never been
there we wish to name just a few
of the buildings and rooms usually
visited.
Tn All Inrcp cities where we went
sight-seeing we Joined the Thomas
Cook and Son party ana in so aoing,
we were able to see more in one day
than we would have been able to see
in a week, without a guide.
Earlv Saturday morning we were
at thp nnint nf startinsr. The large
auto was filled with tourists eager
to visit Alt. vernon, tne nome oi our
first president. As we crossea me
lawn anrl walkpri nn the Well kept
paths and up to the very door where
George Washington himself entered,
we felt that we were almost on sac
red ground. We stood for some time
on the porch which overlooks tne
Potomac river, and even took a few
snapshots. Upon entering the house
we visited the dining room, music
room and Alartha Washington's spin
nine room whpre, vou may see the
old fashioned spinning wheel. After
visiting the twelve rooms which are
open to the public, we entered Alar
tha Washington's kitchen wnere we
were given a chance to purchase sou
venir post cards, which nearly all
did. Upon returning to Washington
wp. made npvprai stons. one at Alex
andria, an old and noted town. After
returning to the city a heavy storm
came up and we had just time
enough to get to the ten cent store
for safety. Sunday morning we at-
nded the First Baptist church and
i the afternoon took a drive to Ar
lington cemetery. We had intended
o visit another church m tne even
ng, but a heavy rain kept us in
doors. Alondav forenoon we spent in
visiting the White House and Capi
tol, and while in the latter, were
vpn thirtv minutes to sit in the
house of representatives and listen
to the various speakers. At noon we
left for Philadelphia and entered the
try through a two miles tunnel just
Lt the hotel rates had cone un ten
per cent which is at five o'clock in
the evening. We 60on found a good'
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ace to 6tay, the Rittenhouse hotel.
vs. Hesse was tired and remained
at the hotel while Mrs. Coffman and
I ventured out to call upon a resi
dent whom we were to look up for
others. We found the place- which
was only, about ten miles away, and
after finally finding the correct
house and number, to our great dis
appointment, learned that the peo
ple had Just moved, and in the op
posite direction, so back to our ho
tel we hastened and, reached it after
ten that evening.
" Early the following morning we
booked with the Thomas Cook and
Son company and visited Fairmont
Park and Independence Hall where
we were allowed to touch the old
Liberty Bell. The City Hall has oyer
six hundred offices and enough elec
tric light cord to cover over four
acres of ground. Wanamaker's store
employes eight thousand clerks and
operates two thousand telephones,
and Philadelphia, the third largest
city in the U. S., has 962 churches
and two saloons. After spending
two days in the City of Brotherly
lAe, we hastened on to New York,
our port of embarkation. It would
take a week to tell about the won
derful sights we viewed in th'is, the
largest city in the world. It was
'.our dcslro to visit old Castle Gar
den, where we, as children, entered
America. To do this, we took the
subway and were whizzed along so
rapidly no stations called that be
fore we knew it, we had passed un
der the Hudson river and were in
Brooklyn, miles from No. 1 Broad
way, our destination. Had it not
been for a kind lady we might have
been still riding on that nickel.
These last days were busy ones as
we traveled miles and miles to get
our French and English visa, with
out which a traveler cannot land on
foreign shores. These visas are ten
dollars each. After having our bag
gage transferred, we went to the
dock to view our steamer, the Hom
eric, which we boarded the next day
at eight a. m., but it was ten a. in.
before we reached our stateroom and
eleven o'clock when we said "Good
bye" to the United States. Not until
the ship weighs anchor and the
thousands of fluttering handker
chiefs fade from sight does one real
ize what leaving home shores really
means.
And now for the ship the Hom
eric is the third largest steamer of
the White Star line, the Alajestic,
Olympic and then the Homeric. Af
ter our baggage had been brought to
our room and our belongings put in
to their respective places, we went
up on deck in search of a familiar
face and it seemed everyone else
was there for the same purpose. By
the time this face to face inspection
was over, land was almost lost to
sight. Promptly at noon the larsre
bell rang for dinner and all made
haste to the dining room which was
down one flight of stairs from our
deck. A nice, clean room seating
350 greeted our eyes, white table
cloths, napkins and silverware
sparkled with cleanliness. All seem
ed ready for their first meal, as many
had done as we had eaten a light
breakfast to prevent sea sickness.
From the bill of fare below you may
see Just what we were served at our
first meal.
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Potage Jaskson Boiled Cod
Anchovy Sauce
Roast Pork Savory Dressing
Parsnips in Cream
Boiled and Roast Potatoes
Plum Pudding Sweet Sauce
Ice Cream
Apples Oranges Cheese Biscuits
Tea , Coffee
We had one of the smaller tables
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The undersigned will sell at Public Auction at his place, one and a half miles
north of the O-K Garage on Eighth street, Plattsmouth, Neb., on
E3onday,
Commencing at One O'CIock P. M. Sharp
22 Head of Molstein Cattle 22
Consisting of cows, heifers and calves, mostly all pure bred stock, sired by King
Korndyke Mercedes Homestead, one, of the high grade. bulls from the J. B.
Branson Dairy Farm at Lincoln. Neb. This is an extra fine bunch of cattle and
must be seen to be appreciated.
Terms of Sale!
Six months credit from date of sale, with approved bankable paper bear
ing eight per cent interest. All property to be settled for being removed from
the premises. -
II W.R.Young, Auctioneer R. F. Patterson, Clerk
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Nominee for Governor
Will Speak at Union, Nebraska, on
(fey, October II 4S Si
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Como and Hear the Issues!
seating Just six. Opposite us were a
professor with his wife and a young
man traveling with them through
Bulgaria. All three were from Jer
sey City, N. J. Alost of the first af
ternoon was spent in reading rules
and regulations of the ship and get
ting acquainted. About twelve hun
dred were on board, most of them ex
pecting to spend their vacation
abroad some on business intent and
others for pleasure bound. Soon
there were many congenial groups,
for at sea it is easy to make new ac
quaintances. Our group consisted of
an American professor from Pitts
burg on his way to Paris, returning
the third time to spend the summer
in study; a young man from Chicago
going to Brugg, Switzerland; a
young couple from Syracuse, N. Y.,
for a honeymoon in Switzerland and
a family of four going to Vienna,
Austria; so you see we were eleven
in all. I hear some one say, "How
did you pass the time at sea?"
Breakfast was served at eight a. m.,
and passengers began to arise as
early as four in the morning -we
did, on several occasions, to see the
beautiful sunrise. And until 10:30
a. m. all were expected to remain on
deck or in the reading rooms until
the stewards had finished their work
and inspection. About 10:30 each
day some attendant passes hot bouil
lon and wafers. Dinner is served at
twelve. In the afternoon the pas
sengers write or read or watch the
ever changing beauty of the sea. The
evenings were spent enjoying music,
dancing, card games, etc. One even
ing a concert was given for the bene
fit of the Sailors Home In New York
city. An admission fee of ten cents
netted a neat little sum. All were
invited to take part and if it is true
that "variety is the 6pice of life,"
we had a spicy program. A watched
for event was the daily reading of
the log and from the chart it was
Interesting to find our exact location
on the face of the briny deep. The
distance from New York to Cher
bourg, France, as we traveled, is 3,
242 miles and was covered in six and
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one-half days. Two days we had a
rough sea and all port holes had to
be kept closed. Our trio escaped be
ing seasick.
Early on the morning of the sev
enth day the shores of France greet
ed our eyes and the ship was given
over to the pilot who boarded it
about 6:30 a. m. We who, were go
ing to France, were transferred to a
smaller steamer and said "Goodbye"
to Airs. Hesse and other passengers
who were bound for Southampton or
Hamburg.
GOOD HAY
Upland prairie hay, baled. Call
phone 211-J. o6,2tw
Going to Have
a Sale?
I am prepared to conduct
sales of any kind. No mat
ter what you have for sale,
I can sell it for you and as
sure you success.
See me at H. H. Shrader's,
Plattsmouth, or call me by
telephone. I pay long dis
tance calls.
CALL PHONE NO. 432-J
Plattsmouth, Nebr.
J. H. Swainston
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