PAQE FOTJE. Che ptattsmoutb lournal PUBLISHED SEMI-WEEKLY AT PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA Batered at Postofflce, Plattamouth. Neb., aa aecoad-elaaa mall matter R. A SUBSCRIPTION PKICE $2.00 THE HAND OF THE LORD sk now the beasts, and tl V shall'.;, h thes; and the :olws of t'ue air, .J. Ask teach and they shall tell thee; or speak to , the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall de clare unto thee. Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the Lord hath wrought this? Job 12:7-9. :o: In Mexico's civil war they do ev erything but act civil. :o: Some people marry and settle down while others stay single and settle up. :o:- The trouble about these Mexican revolutions is that somebody might get hit. :o: The Chinese republic is 12 years old and is making fairiy good marks at school. :o: Women are nice people but would be better if they didn't mistake sal ads for food. :o: Seattle thieves got a car of apples and so far the detective's efforts have been fruitless. :o: ' Years ago, before so much rouge and powder, a man's suit didn't need cleaning so often. :o: Scrape the inside of a new pipe be fore smoking it or the fire wagon may call on you. :o: You can take an old Christmas horn and use it for a ever need a funnel. :o: funnel. If you Being hard boiled comes high, and many of us are good because we can't afford to be otherwise. 0:0- -Isn't it characteristic of our times that we can get plum polemic about revarnishing old truths? :o: Christmas ties are all right. Ev erybody else .wears them. Go on, don't be self conscious. 0:0 : When the weather is balmy so are the people, but winter doesn't seem to make much difference. :o:- Now is the time to get out your broken resolutions and patch them up to start off 1924 right. :o: Politicians remind us of fire de partments. Somebody views with alarm and away they go. :o: All these funny looking objects be ing found in Tut's tomb remind ua so much of Christmas presents. :o: A woman who gave her husband bum cigars for Christmas tells us there are 741 new swear words. :o: For evfry woman who tnms ht-r own hats there are a hundred who let the milliners trim their husbands. :o: If there Is anything in gratitude, anybody can guess the kind of car President Coolidge will buy next. :o: Too many people in the world fig ure on feathering their nests by plucking the other fellow's plumage. :o: A New York cop's wife hit him, so he arrested her. There's an idea for husbands. Join the police force. :o: We can't expect much in the way of prison reform until we begin send ing a better class of people to the prisons. :o: If some of our people were as anx ious to be good as they are good look ing, our churches would be filled ev ery Sunday. :o:- At last Russia has done something worth noticing and emulating. A profiteer has just been sentenced to three years in prison. -o:i Astrologers used to regard De - cember 31 as the unluckiest day in the year. It is still. Christmas billa are mailed out then. :o:- The census bureau says Americans put in 25 billion telephone calls in 1922, but doesn't say whether any of them got the right number. -:o:- New York ministers are among the. latest converts to preparedness. They are said to be observing Bishop Man ning's request for a Christmas truce on the fundamentalist controversy, but by consolidating their lines for a master stroke about New Year's. BATES, Publisher PER YEAR IN ADVANCE I-S-I I-S-S-I- A THOUGHT FOR TODAY Poverty treads close upon the heals of great and un expected wealth. Rivarol. :o:- They jailed four poets in Moscow proving that even the Russians have fun at times. :o: Christmas is the time of peace on earth. This,' however, is one thing not made in Germany. :o: American money is said to be cir culating in Germany. We wondered what had become of it. 0:0 Largest diamond in the world is worth $100,000, but a small one may be prized more highly. :o: Candy may be removed from the hair by soaking your head over night in a bucket of kerosene. :o: A Chicago boy went to a dancp in his underwear. Cops got him but pneumonia wanted him. : o : And a man who gave a girl a dia mond ring tells us three hours of hugging is not enough. :o: Thieves in Shelbyville, Ky.f got 7 0,0 00- cigarettes, or enough to last a popl player two days. -:o Candy may be gradually wo(rn off the sest of the trousers by putting sandpaper in the chairs. 0:0 A French writer says Germany lost the peace as well as the war. We say everybody lost both. 0:0 A Michigan psychologist finds If he mixers make the most money. means drink mixers; yes,' :o: ' These European squabbles remind us of a gamble in which no nation can quit while winning. :o: To remove candy from the mus tache inhale steaming soup until soft and comb out candy. 0:0 'A report that Cleveland will lose her presidential convention due to a liquor shortage, is untrue. 0:0 China is behind the times. A Pek ing woman lived with her hubby 46 years before shooting him. :o: About 35 per cent of Lon Ion's war , pan,o of widows during leap year. .0. J Sometimes the progressive senators become so radical they Tvould vote with any group except the democrat ic bloc. :o: Veneers are someiines as thin as 106 to the inch. This has reference to solid oak furniture and not to brick cottages. to; This has been a wonderful season for the man who sleeps out of doors all winter and take cold baths every morning the year around. :o: When General Dawes reviews the German currency he'll be carried back to his boyhood when arithmetic was known as ciphering. :o: The old fashioned girl who used to come in at an nours or tne nignt, now has a daughter who stays out until the early hours of the morning. :o: Now that every little town has Its own hospital, people need not go away for their appendicitis opera tions and these are becoming unfash ionable. 0:0 Those little European counrties that are lonely and broke perhaps would find it easier to get American millionaires as kiners if thev would lput the matter up first to the mil I lionaires' wives :o:- As soon as the United States sen ate has smashed its Christmas toys, eaten its Christtuas candy and got over its stomach ache it might get ready to organize and prepare to transact the country's business. :o: A New York broker has failed, ow ing more than 1 million dollars, and with assets of $233. How he hap pened to have the $233 left is not ex plained, but probably he had forgot ten to tip the waiter the day he failed. CANNY POLITICS Pennsylvanians are world like other folks. for all the The same lit- tie human jealousies that creep into ByBttm8 of civilisation have develop the hearts of outlanders who have no ed faster tnan maQ.B abiiity to handle .city of Brotherly Love from which to them. drink in kindly feeling, are to be found in the Keystone state, It is sad but true. ! Appointment of Brigadier General Smedley D, Butler, of the Marine Corns. . as Philadelphia's director of 'public safety is a demonstration of this surprising humanness. Tt- 11 goes back to Covernor PinchoL's ex- pressed desire to put down flirtatioa with John Barleycorn. Thase, it will ;be remembered, are so frequent and jso open in Pennsylvania as to become a national scandal. Pinchot quar i reled with the president about it, hinting that the whole terrible situa tion was due to that official's inac tivity and demanding that he take command in person of the flying squadron directed against the booze strongholds. The president dissent ed to the opinion and ignored the executive order. Mayor-elect Kendrick, of Philadel phia, is an anti-Plnchot republican, and resents with all his heart the ap parent desire of the governor to play exclusively the role of Hercules cleaning out the political stables. Ac cordingly, Mr. Kendrick has decided to do a little cleaning himself. That is the reason for Director of Public Safety Butler, who will take his post January 1 for a tour of duty lasting precisely one year. At the end of that time, Mr. Kendrick hopes, not-a bootlegger, will be left in all Phila delphia; crime will have ceased, ev ery citizen will wear a continuous smile and the place will become again in very truth, the City of Brotherly Love. General Butler probably will ac complish that very thing. He is one of the most efficient men the ma rines have had since they fought with John Paul Jones. . And, when the general will have cleaned up Philadelphia, making it a fit place for even William Jennings Bryan and Wayne Wheeler to live in. May or Kendrick may point the teasing finger ,at Pinchot " and say, "Now ain't you sumpin to be talking about cleaning things up? While you talk ed I acted. All the bootleggers that infested, Philadelphia have folded their tents like the Arabs and as. si lently stolen away. And look at the number you still have oh hand."- That will be the only ripple to dis turb the general kindly feeling in the reconditioned City of Brotherly Love. And President Coolidge will be en abled to laugh in his sleeve. General Butler is being given a year's leave of absence from the Marine Corps, with his rank undisturbed. Secretary of the Navy Denby opposed it, tooth and nail. So did Major General John A. Lejeune, commandant of the corps. But the president, after a talk with Mayor-elect Kendrick, thot it would be a fine thing for Butleo tr rlcknn Tin "PMIarlfilririia " - It will be remembered that Pin- chot has been a severe critlc of thQ administration and he may oppose the president for the nomination next year. And Kendrick is trying mighty hard to stab Pinchot in the back. :o:- WL'EN YOU HUNGER Do you feel irritable and aggres sive when you need" food? Most peo ple do, especially nervous tempera ments. As soon as they satisfy the cravings of the stomach, they relax and feel at peace with the world. All this is inherited from ancient times when man was in the animal state or not far removed from it. Na ture made animals and primitive men aggressive and wrathful when they needed food, so they'd be incit ed to go out into the jungle and kill. Hunger appeased, they relaxed, became drowsy nature again assert ing her cunning by making them want to lie down and doze, giving the stomach unrestricted blodd sup ply to aid digestion and rebuild the exhausted cells of the body. We no longer have to go out and kill animal life with bow and arrow or spear or nana to hand comoat. We simply go to a restaurant or open the lunch pail and get what we want. If the service is slow and 1 . J., 111,,. or man-nanaung ine. cnet ana waiter is rush our meal. . Obviously there's no longer any physical or other necessity for, Irri tability and aggressiveness accom panying hunger. These unpleasant hasn't auite kept up with our rabid : a 1 m advancement. Jungle days are gone, but she hasn't eliminate jungle emo tions. ' . .. . In many other ways, civilized man has- outgrown his physical body. We've become civilise fast. Nature's evolution is slower, so we haven't shaken off jungle emotions and Junr gle physique. Our bodies and emo- PLATTSUOUTH SHU WEEKLY JOTTBNAL tions are like driving a stagecoach in f an age of airplanes. That's what the highbrows mean wne- tney ciaim the machinery and -:o: WHAT PUBLICITY DOES This will surprise you: American women spemi $150,000,000 a year for hair nets.' For scented soaps, the na- tion's bill is $145,000,000 a year, for mmt IS5 (100.000 fnr rhpwinc. gum, $100,000,000. America spends $750,00,000 a year for toilet preparations, including tal cum powder, cold cream, rouge, lip Sticks. This shows sometning. Is it van ity or extravagance or vice? Hard ly either of these. We incline to the answer that it shows the "power of advertising." When you read the attractive ad vertising literature of the great manufacturing houses you are per suaded to resolve that you hence forth will brush your teeth regular ly, that you will wash your face with that delicious massage soap, that you will go in debt for a new car and you will fix up an oil white kitchen with linoleum on the floor. You regret that you do not live in a cold country so that you can ue the pretty, thick underwear you read about in the Ladies' Home Journal; but approach of summer brings . re conciliation to your geographical lo cation you read about the straw hats and the white suits, the grape drinks and the fruit salad. No mat ter where you can buy a phonograph worthy of a place in your home. We may not have any Raphaels or Ceinis. :o: Our govprnment Js experimenting with hogs. Yes, real hogs. Not of fice seekers. :o: Our merchants enjoyed a very fair holiday trade. Especially those who advertised. Keep the sidewalks clean. That speaks as much for a clean town as anything else. -:o: The United States spends more on education than the rest of the world, yet has so little. 1 ,, o;o One-seventeenth of the world's people live in the United States, and should be glad of it. WW'H-HWK- -I-:-!- FARM Loans at Lowest Rates ALSO First Mortgages ."Jvestors for v V SEARL S. DAVIS Plattsmouth K-M-M-M-M"I":"I"K"I- Automobile Painting! First-Class Work Guaranteed! Prices Reasonable Mirror Replating and Sign Work! A. F. KNOFLIGEK, Phone 592-W, Plattsmouth H- -I-H- -I-I-I-i-I-'I-I-I-I- -I-I- 35 years Experience Office Coates Block 00. C. A. MARSHALL Dentist Private Money to Loan on Cass County Farms T. H. POLLOCK Farmers State Bank Plattsmouth jJ. 4 H-I-H- 'I-H-I-M- !-I"I"I"I"H j - Sewing Machine Re- 4 : paired by JOHU BAJECK Phone 126-J Satisfaction Guaranteed M. W. A. Bldg., Plattsmouth v .j. J .'h ? . . , J . . , , , . . ,, v Da3ds ?4 LVetit& rairy laie JVMAEY GRAHAM BOiWii "" ' - corvtioMT rr vutwn wwaki union CHRISTMAS TREE "Of course," said the Christmas Tree to Billie Brownie, "trees are at ucu Miss Springtime comes along, and she won't be do ing that for some time "They all wear their best frocks in ,her honor and look truly lovely. "The Red Ma ple Tree wea rs her best red par ty frock and looks too lovely for words, as she and her family stand here and there among the other green trees. "The flowering shrubs are all out The Birds All! Greet Mies Springtime. In the springtime and their ways are BO interesting. They have blossoms and buds and leaves and they all wel come Springtime with the most beau tiful and graceful of manners. "The animals, too, wake up from their winter sleep and tell Miss Spring time how much they care for her. . A great many of the animals aren't bo fond of Old Man Winter and they wait until Miss Springtime has hold nt thin-. hfnr w Kf of things before they get about. "The birds all greet Miss Spring time, too. They arrive at just that season and they make their nests, and Ping and call so that their friends will recognize them by these calls and songs. "They chat about their family lives BBS? LI KM and tell about) the feather makers jclainii and fnr general eouitable re they go to some making a specialty J lief ?1 of which will more fully ap-i of blue feathers, some of red waist- jpcar in a petition filed in said court, j coats such as Mr. Robin always gets. Unless you answer said petition on "Mr. Robin tells how he can listen or before the 28th day of January, near the ground and tell just where 1924. the allegations therein contain-: there Is a worm. Tes, he says, when he cocks his head on one side he can hear the worms stirring under the ground. -"The barnyard animals enjoy the spring and the mud. Gallant Mr. Rooster Is very apt then to gracefully hand the hens fine worms upon fre quent occasions which means the same as very often. "The geese, who're always off by themselves, shrieking in their hiph voices and being very cross, do more ( talking in the spring, too or rather It seems as if they did more as they. : too, are wandering by themselves about the barnyard. I "The ducks are quacking and eager to get Into the ponds, the pi?s are digging their snouts in the ground and are enjoying themselves Im mensely. ' "But I am happy because I belong to the Christmas Tree family. I do not care If I am not so much noticed In the spring as are all these other creatures I've just mentioned. "And it is true! get the attention My family do not these other trees and animals and spring-loving crea tures do. "But it makes no difference. For we feel that our family has had the greatest honor of all. We are used as Christmas trees. "Yes. our familv of trees is the kind they say make the best Christ- mas trees of all, and so we are nappy and we are just proud. "Judge Just Praise says that we have every right to be proud. "T dnn't thint suaue unu coui- ness and beauty wherever they are. "And I don't think the Poplar trees should be called 'common when they are "iniiis io sruwuy .Mt!- A and Improve un- sightly land wnere forest fires "You Have tho Highest Honor." have raged. "I like the good old Elm and the Beech trees, and I think trees have fine old stories to tell. j "But Blllie Brownie, the best of all, I is the one outstanding fact about our family. t "We're used as Christmas trees. Oh, Billle Brownie, Isn't th'at enough to make any tree happy for Christ mas day is the greatest day in all the year." "You have the highest honor paid you of all the trees,' Billle Brownie laid What Did She Mean? "So you have taken to carrying around a monkey? This Is going too far." 'Well, you never go anywhere with Y mvt" was his wife's ambiguous retort. A Matter of Color. Man (helping the dear young thinj find a. book in the public library) Have you read Freckles? Dear Thing No. . Jsst old brewn ones. HOG HOUSE FOR SALE Portable hog house with ten apartments. Priced right. Roy Gregg, Mynard. FOR SALE Pure bred Buff Orpington cocke- rels. Mrs. D. R. Topliff, phone 2412, - ,1 O 1 vi Murray, ieDr. u-imu W FOR SALE OR TRADE 3 48 acrpq. on river bottom, no overflow. 188 acres farm laud, bal- ance pasture. Two miles from Bloomington, Neb. Good improve- ments. 125 head of thoroughbred Hereford cattle. Write R. E. Doud, Plattsmouth, Neb. d22-2w sw NOTICE OF SALE I will sell at public auction the following property, to-wit, at 1 p. m., 1 January 22th, 1924. at the depot at; Union, Nebnftka: Three crates con- taining Ever Brite Oil stoves and one package of hand pumps, unless same is removed by consignee or consign- or on or before that date. ELMER M'COWAN, Agent. NOTICE TO NON-RESIDENT DEFENDANT To Albert D. Welton, non-resident defendant: You are hereby notified that on the loth dav of December. 1923. the plaintiff. Home Savings & Loan As sociation, a corporation, filed in the i District Court of Cass county, its pe jtition nd suit against you, impleaded Ivith Charles Chalfee, Ella Chalfee, ;A. R. Birdsall, first real name un known, and Uessie Birdsall, defend fmade. executed and delivered by you K the,I,l1Ia,nt,5rn?!! or about the 24th ' cf May. 1922, covering the fol-, lowing described real estate, to-wit Lots 27 6 and 277 in the Vil lage of Greenwood, Cass county, Nebraska and for a judgment against you for any deficiency which may remain af ter the application of the proceeds of sale of said above described real es- en will be tan en as true, ena jr.cig- ment and decree rendered according- home savings & LOAN ASSOCIATION By G. E. HAGER, Its Attorney. dl7-4w ORDER OP HEARING on Tetition for Appointment of Administrator The State of Nebraska, Cass coun ty, ss. In the County Coxirt. ' In the matter- of the estate of Samuel L. Furlong, Deceased. On reading and filing, the petition of Marcus L. Furlong, praying that Administration. of said estate may be granted to Frank G. Hull, as Ad- m'nisfrator; ordered that January 24th, a. d. 1D24, at ten o clok a. m., is arsign- ed for hearing said petition, when all persons interested in said matter may appear at a County Court to be held in mm lur sum tuuiiiy, aua enow . cause why the prayer of petitioner should not be granted; and that no- tice of the. pendency of said petition ana ine nearing tnereor oe given to Known, ana uessie nirasan, hankable note bearing eight ants, the object and purpose of which y"? from date. No prop is to foreclose a certain mortgage Vr jxu i 111 . nrmlses ai; persons interested in sua maiier about 1,600 pounds each; ' by publishing a copy of this order in Two smooth mouth mares; the Plattsmouth Journal. a legal. The remainder are young marea acmi-weenly newspaper printed in ana geldings, unbroke, but of trart- snid county, for three successive able breeding weeKS, prior to saia ciay or bearing. Dated December 29th, 1923. ALLEN J. BEESON. j (Seal) d31-3w. County Judge. ORDER OF HEARING on Petition for Appointment of Administratrix Weepin Willow c lttl,; "l tuianKa, t,ass coun should "be called 'the County Court. Weeping Willow. In the matter of the estate of They re a nice Carey L. Stotler, deceased, family, giving i On reading and filincr the netitinn 1 T 1, C? C X" . 1 1 A. oi i lara srnt fr nmv nc that ad- ministration of said estate may bei granted to herself as Administratrix:! LUUL VA urcierea, tnat January 26th. A. D 1924, at 10 o'clock a. m., is assigned for hearing said petition when all persons interested in said matter may appear at a County Court to be held m and for said countv. an.i ci cause whv tha nmver rf natdnnn. . ' " fVltVIVUl siioum not be granted; and that no- tice of the pendenev cf snM nftin and the hearing thereof be given to ai1 persons interested In said matter vy puDiisning a copy of this order in the Plattsmouth Journal a semi - eeiy newspaper printed in said county for three successive weeks prior to said day of hearing. Dated December 26, 1923. ALLEN J. BEESON, (Seal) d27-3w County Judge. State Farmers' A. E. Agee, President Offers best policy and contracts for lest money. Cheap t li t pSt lnf1u,rance company doing business in Ne " i Li0863 PromPtly. Over 5,000 members. Organized m 1895. Insurance in 'force, $60,000,000. CALL ON OR WRITE L. L. DIENSTBIER 2615 Harney Street Omaha, Nebrwka THURSDAY, JANUARY 3, 1924- " WOOD TOE SALE Hard stove wood for sale. Call tele J3-2sw. phone 3105. PUBLIC JUICTIQN! The undersigned will sell at Pub lic Auction at the C. E. Cook farm one mile south of Plattsmouth. on i. ir T Vilir iv oil I lie iV" A li f 1 J f Thursday, January 10th Degjnning at 10:30 a. m., with lunch served at noon, the following de- gcribea property: Live Stock One bay horse coming eight years old. weight 1.500; two milk cows, coming 5 and G years old; two calves, minir vearlinfrs: three bred Duroc gilts. . Farm. Machinery, Etc. Qne 6f00t Deering binder; two 12-inch gang plows; one eight side i- one farm wagon; one ro cart; one set of sled runners to nt carriage or spring wagon, uue i. on mar cnaiu. - scales; one McCormick mower; one 5-shovel garden plow; one 2-row stalk cutter? one carriage; one Port land cutter; two sets of single harness- three horse collars; one 1-hole rorn sheller: one block and tackle; one truck wagon and hay rack; two single shovel plows; two rolling cut- tr-a- nnt ton DUECy: one bob sled; one 'saddle; one cross-cut saw; one 1-man saw and numerous other ar ticles. Terms cf Sale I All sums or Jiu anu uuuci, ""p On sums over $10 a credit of six months will be given, puronaser f Yil settled for until settiea . prQT anJ C fc V-V.-fL"0 T. E. JENNINUb, Owners. W. R. Young. Auctioneer. R. F. Patterson, Clerk. iany Salss fta Booked! j haye many sale3 booked fl 80nic open dates. Those wanting; dates had better see me before choice dates are all gone. REX YOUNG, Auctioneer POBLSG UCfiOM! Pnrcfl of circumstances necessitates a disbursement of my farm affairs, therefore I will sell at Public Auction on the Hall farm one and a half miles east of Murray, Nebraska on Friday, January 4, 1924 ' " commencing at 10 o'clock a. m., with iunch served on the premises at n0on, the following property, to-wit: 12 Head Native Bred Horses All raised on this farm with the exception of one. and include Two young geldings, broke, weight Also one mare mule colt. 10 Head Select Jersey Cattle One herd bull, choice breeding and , . , t, liuaill-y- . Fivo ilk cws, all with good ud- ders and teets. Several heifers and calves. Farm Implements Wagons and rack; one 2-horse Jrauiey manure spreader: one 16- inch sulkey ridins: nlow: one 14-inch .1! - ... stirring plow; disk and spike tooth smoothing harrown; wire stretchers: grindstone; log chains; harness and ""l;r iarn equipments and apurten- auueB- 1 TERMS will be made known on date of sale. DR. J. H. HALL, Owner. Col. Rex Young, Auct. Glen Boedeker, Clerk. Insurance Co. j. F. MeArdle,. Sec'y