PLATTSMOUTn S15MI-WEEKLY JOURNAC. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1911. XZbz plattsmoutb journal Published Semi-Weekly at Plattemouth. N e b r. Entered at the Tostoffice at Plattsmoutb. Nebraska, aa second-class mail matter. R. A. BATES, Publisher Subtorlptlan Prloei S1.50 Per Year In Advanoe HARD TO PLEASE. THOUGHT FOR TODAY. Let us never forget that an -act of goodness is of itself an i act of happiness. No reward J coming after the event can v -l compare with the sweet re-J- ward that went with it. Maurice Macterlinch. It is very hard to please standpat ters. They passed high tariff laws for nearly fifty years for the express purposeo f keeping1 out foreign goods to reduce importations and to in crease exportations. Now that the exigencies of the times have brought that about, they are protesting wit all the vigor they can arouse that that sort of thing will ruin the coun try. Now they read Bradstreet s re port that the "export trade in Decern la f f jL 1 A 1 : X' if W-o or,. ;ih- Der was one-ium larger man m iw for or aeainst any of the countries VCI"UCI' " 1-1 b" u"u " " u iti j iu . Icember a year ago and double the now at war, bottle it up and throw jvc"Iucl J & Well, the robin and jaybird are now heard in the land. -:o: DON'T TALK WAR. :o: There are several already talking of putting up new homes. :o: Spring should bring with it quite a building boom in Plattsmouth. :o: Washington's birthday comes next on week from today Monday, February 22. ' :o: A bald head is like heaven it's a bright and shining spot, "and there is no parting there." :o: If the present advance in the price of flour may also be the cause for the advance in cornmeal, also. :o: Many men who might be expected to do better this year are only hop ing that they will not do worse. :o: Many psople have decided to mortify the flesh during Lent by cut ting out a lot of things they don't want to do. :o: The hoop-skirt is rolling back inr vogce. Next to the hob1.-!:, the hoop is our idea of the limit in ancient and modern atrocities. :o : Some of the warring powers are determined to have American sym pathy, even if they have to go out after it with a club. :: In punishing persons engaged in trafficking in rotten eggs for use in food, the federal government cannot be tro severe to please the people. :o: A short sermon goes faithor thai a loi.g one to the average man. If tco short the ladies do i't get time to see how the rest of the women are dressed. :o: A prufessor says nta'-'y everyone will be crazy 250 years from now. In that event, we may expect that the world will be flooded at that time with the same kind of predictions as this one. :o : The government of Greece has voted to get into the fray and will support Servia in her fight against Austria-Hungary. Will Bulgaria now join Turkey in an effort to squelch Greece? It looks now as though the Dalkan countries would eventually all be in the scrap. :o: The educational test is not to be applied to foreign immigration if the veto of President Wilson is to stand. IJomehow one would have thought ;ht with his strong views on educa tional matters he would have done otherwise. With only one month of congress left before final adjourn ment, the veto will probably stand. :o: We see by the advertisements of rr&re or less dubious patent medicines that "Acid Stomachs are dangerous.1' Al.io it may be said that acid faces are dangerous. Folks who-look sour arc most likely to be sour, and be ing sour is the poorest policy any body can pursue. It is a condition of the mind and it should be rem edied by the power of the will. The way to do that is to drop a pinch of soda in your pessimism, think of pleasant things, speak kindly, cheer full;.', hopefully and the thorns. of life will all burst into bloom. away the corkscrew. At any rate, don't speak of it to your neighbor, and don't talk about it in y?ur sleep, It may not be very difficult for an American-born citizen to remain in different as to the outcome of the war and to retain an absolutely neutral attitude, but not so with many of our foreign-born citizens. And one can easily understand how an Englishman might wish England to win, and how a German might wish Germany to get the best of it. It would be unnatural if they felt otherwise. It is impossible to sever the old home ties, or to wipe out the memories of childhood. These are indeed the treasures that we value most and they grow more precious with the years. So we say it is en tirely natural for foreign-born citi- low price of cotton the month's ex port total is less than 12 per cent be low the high record month of Novem ber, 1912," and that "imports fell heavily, in December, to the lowest point in five j'ears in fact, and the excess of exports for December, $131, 863,077, is the largest excess ever recorded." But instead of rejoicing and declaring that this is the grandest country on earth, they grow red in the face with their violent protests They are certainly hard to please. The fact is that this excess of ex ports over imports cannot continue for any great length of time. If con tinued long enough, we would have al the gold of the world and there would be none left with other peoples with which to purchase our goods. Then we would nave to stop exporting, Many republicans have never been zens to feel more deeply and more aWe to comprehend the simpl keenly the real meaning of the strug gle in Europe, and to watch more closely the ebb and flow of battle. And American-born citizens ought to respect the sympathies and prejudices of those who crossed the seas to make America their home and to swear al- -:o:- One dees not valentines these years. see so many comic days as in former e eco nomic truth that we cannot long con tinue to sell goods to foreign nations unlecs we buy from them. Their policy was to keep foreign goods out of the country by high tariffs and then sell enormous quantities ' of goods to foreigners. That is a game legiance to the stars and stripes. And that cannot be played successfully on the other hand the foreign-born for great length of time. American citizen owes a duty to I World-Herald America. He rests under the same obligation to maintain a neutral at- Was you the recipient of a "lovely" titude toward the war ai df.es tne valentine? linden uuin in me uiuicu o LULea. uu -n . . . ...... that he must forget his fatherland or The city should take control of the disregard the promptings of his street carnival if we have one heart, but he owes a solemn duty to J ;o: the American flag, and that duty for bids him to say aught that is not in keeping with the strictest neutrality. I .i it:, i' i rtiiu at mis time wnen me ioriunes oi i ,:o:- war are wavering in the balance and! The coming of Billy Sunday will when the struggle seems fiercer than prove a great trade-getter for Omaha ever before, he should feel a still merchants .1 -Li: a? j f j. ue-eper ouiigauon to reirain iromi :o:- word or act that might eii.barrass the If Plattsmouth wants to iret in United States in its efforts to keep ear'y on the boom business, let's start clear of the war. A man can owe al- off with a street fair. legiance to but one flag at a time. And that allegiance includes every Statistics show that there are more duty that devolves upon a citizen, no men with wooden heads than there distinction beinir made between a are with wooden lesrs native and a foreign-born. The for-I eign-born ciNzen who would have the Why should a man try to hide his United States favor one warring na-1 light under a bushel, when a peck tion to the detriment of another, or would answer the purpose? express approval of one side or dis- :o: approval of another, has forgotten Cel. Tom Majors still "holds th his citizenship and his oath of al-I fort" at Lincoln. He is a veteran of legiance, and has at least cast the civil war and knows how to light suspicion upon his loyalty to the :o stars and stripes. It raises also a Last year Cass county doubled its serious doubt as to w hich side he I number of automobiles over the would take in the event of war be- previous year. That is going some, tween the United States and his don't you think? momer country. At this time, the :o most critical period in the world's Bran is said to be a healthful food, history, with both England and Ger- an(J the present trend of prices indi- many threatening our commerce and cates that many ultimate consumers reeking to involve us in their quar- aro drifting in that direction rel, every American citizen, native :o: and foreign-born, English and Ger-I Efforts are being made to reform i man, should stand shoulder to tne spelling of college students. As shoulder under Old Glory and join, their writing is often illegible, mis with voice and heart, in that sweetest takes in spelling are often not dis- of patriotic airs, "My Country Tis covered oi i nee." :o: :o: A grouch dropped in Saturday to Moving time will soon be here suggest that there ought to be a law March 1- -for renters on the farm. :o: against surprise parties, and we may run for something or other on that Nebraska thus far has been immune platform. against the foot and mouth disease " :o: among cattle, and it is devoutly hoped Dr. Eliot thinks it is a mighty bad the germs will remain on the other thing for a man to have a hundred side of the Missouri river. million dollars. We think so. too. :o: Doc. That's the reason we do not Governor Morehead and the legis- possess them. lature will not be doing their duty if . :o: they fail to investigate the charges In the war-afflicted nations the do of nepotism and the unwarranted mand for boots and shoes is far great transfer and disposition of funds in er than the supply. Americans should the state house. The people of Ne- be thankful that they do not live in a braska demand the right to know. I barefooted country. One sure thing, spring will hi along after a while, if we only wait. -i The slit skirt seems to be in the race with the high cost of living to see which can go the highest. :o: ,' Threats to repeal the Mann act may have inspired the latest lured story of the wickedness of the gypsies. :o: Statistics show that automobiles injure fewer people than other vehicles, but that will not keep people from dodging. :o: Having got the political factions in Kansas together, it is not surprising that Governor Capper should be so confident about this being a world peace. :o. The bichlorido of mercury tablets appears to have taken the place of the old-fashioned shotgun which stood benind the door lor the children to play with. :o: President Wilson's veto of the im migration bill was perhaps due to his personal recollection of the difficulties encountered by the college boys in passing the literacy test. :o: If all the 38,000,000 nominal Chris tians in the United States should at tend church some Sunday, thousands of the clergymen would be unable to preach because of their emotions. :o ; The countries at war endeavor fre quently by their rulers to condone the use of air craft in the present war. No amount of apology, however, will wipe out the barbaric crime of killing defenseless women and children by the bomb warfare. It is worse thaa any act of barbarism ever before attempted. :o: One farmer not far from Papillion has sold $1,000 worth of alfalfa off of a 40-acre tract. And this, too, from a farm that would hardly raise beans tcfore being given the alfalfa treat ment. There ought to be more of it raised in the county, especially in tho vestern part. It is the one best crop on the farm. Papillion Times. Real estate is looking up. Let it soar. One of the humors of the war is the ease with which both sides re port progress. : : Railroads represented at the hear ing in Omaha seek to stop discrim ination by raising rates. :o: Plattsmouth is getting through the winter about as well as any other city in this neck of the woods. :o: . A court has ruled that poor house keeping is no excuse for divorce. Still it is better than some excuses offered. :o:- South Dakota's legislteure is de bating over the anti-bedbug law, and Iowa over an anti-rat measure. Rats! :o: Democrats of the senate have adopted the two-thirds rule. That'-j what beat Champ Clark for president. :o: A New York teacher says dancing is a sure cure lor a groucn. men "on with the dances, let joy be uncon- fined." Children Cry for Fletcher's D Tho Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in uso for over oO years, has borne tho signature ot and lias been made under his per ls r sZ-rf-- sonal supervision since its Infancy. y-r7JZtc4Ute Allow no one to deceive you In this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good " are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against ExperhaenU ?. IS CASTOR I A Casforia is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric. Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is pleasant. 16 contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic, substance. Its apro is its guarantee. It destroys Worms nud allays Tev :ri.shness. For more than thirty years it lias been In constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, AVind Colic, all Teething' Troubles and lMarrhttM. It regulates tho Stomach and ISowels, assimilates the Food, giving healthy and natural fcleep. Tho Children's Ianacea Tho Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS (Bears the Signature of :o: SI A learned judge has decided that it is all right for a man to lie to his wue, wnicn may relieve your con science a little bit. :o:- -:o:- R. L. Metcalfe, in his Omaha Ne- braskan, makes some startling proofs against the powers that be at Wash ington which fully demonstrates that the fight over the patronage in Ne braska is purely personal. Mr. Met calf i knows what he is talking about, and furnishes the proof for these tatements. Another thing, Met has been in the employ of both of these gentlemen, is a personal friend of both, and his only aim is to bring about peace and harmony in reward ing those ,who have been faithful in party service, who are entitled to these offices. Mr. Metcalfe does not do this for spite work or to wreck engeance upon either, but in a very friendly manner that is intended for the. best. And the Journal hopes his efforts will be rewarded with the har mony he seeks. :o: The two most famous surgeons in the world are the Mayo Brothers of Rochester, Minnesota. Although Rochester is a comparatively small place, the Mayo Brothers have mada it famous the world over. Their skill in surgery is said to be so remark able that people come from all over the world to enter their sanitarium nd submit to their treatments, glad- y paying any price they may charge. They are said to have accumulated an immense fortune; and are no-v willing to leave a million dollars to establish a "foundation" to be devotad to medical research. It is becoming popular fad now for our nmensely wealthy men to establish "founda tions" and devote the wealth they have wrested from the public to this charity. The plan was followed by Russell Sage, John D. Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie. However, there is his to be said for the Mayos, they have performed an immensely valua ble service to mankind, are workers and render a real return for the wealth they demand. ' The senate turned down the bill aiming to keep clubs from serving liquor. :o: Cass county is one of the moit productive counties in the state, and Plattsmouth one of the largest and greatest cities in southeast JNeurasKi. We want good citizens to locate among us and get the benefit of fine schools for your children. :o : The Spanish minister to Mexico ha been handed bis "walking papers" bv that man Carranza, and the Unite States government has offered the latter the means of getting a.ay by ordering the Delaware at Vara Cvav to receive him. What next? :o: Champ Clark thinks that in this Thousands will visit the automobile show in Omaha this week who never expect to have money enough to pur- chase cne. liut the excuse to go to Omaha was all that was necessary. :o: With the Panama ceiebration post poned to the hot days of July there wiil be less feeling in congress that the dignity of the nation lequires a large delegation to go down at pub lic expense. :o: Germany offers to abandon plan if she gets food. Will not attempt to destroy ships if restrictions on food stuIFt, are lifted. Why not give Ger many the same chance with England ? Give them food. :o: The member of the senate or house of representatives who has no bills in the hopper is certainly a happy man, and can return home with this satis faction that he had done no harm and country, with wealth enough to have very little good. $1,300 for every man, woman and :0 child, too many people haven't even Some republican papers are kicking 13 cents. At all events, the choice of on genuine prosperity for the sole Nebraska's democrats in 1012 for reason that it will assist in the re- president seems to have a heart in election of President Wilson. Very him. thin proposition that, and shows the :o: narrow mind of some republicans. A prohibition amendment in th :i; Iowa senate failed last week in the Barton was defeated for congress I committee, a majority of the corn- last fall because be did not make mittce voting against bringing the trcod Thev will have Hon. A. C. measure before the senate. If the - " I i Shallenberger, former governor, to drys can muster the votes of course take his place after the fourth of thev can take it out of the hands of March, nnd vou can bet vour bottom the committee, but that is seldom dollar that "Shally" has the brains done. to make good. 'o: :o: At a recent address delivered in Statisticans have figured out that Chicago, Speaker Clark said: "I say the European war is costing two mil- blessed be the name of the man for lion dollars-, an hour in money. When ever without regard to politics or re we count the lives lost, the widows ligion who establishes abiding peace and orphans that will have to be sup- between labor and capital which ported by those who survive and the should be friends and not enemies." mental suffering, we ought to have Reverting to the growth of the coun- little trouble in convincing ourselves try, he said: "In 1800 we were a that nations which engage in war arc fourth-rate power. Now we are in not half civilized. the front rank. The president of the :o: Uited States has more real power The great trouble with the demo- than any ruler on earth. If I had one crats of .Nebraska is mat tncy us- prayer for the American rpubnc mand fairness in the appointing which I knew would be answered it power. lake tne state over anu would be tnat every American citizen where postmasters have been appoint-J should be sufficiently educated to read ed, nine times out of ten, . they are his ballot intelligently on election day men who never have been recognized anj sufficiently courageous to cast it as working democrats, and in many as tecomcs an American freeman." instances it is extremely doubtful if . Ik Kind You Have Always Bought In Uso Fop Over 30 Years ITAUR O O r A 4 v-. rf f W VOWK CITV. i -, us?r.r.P.- i - The newspapers may not indicate that many new factories are going up this spring, but plenty of money is being spent in the large cities in fit ting up the ball grounds and buying ball players for next summer. :o: There is this difference between naval and matrimonial engagements in the first they fight during the duration of the engagement; in the ether they don't fight until the en gagement is ended by marriage. :o: The veto of the immigration bill is to stand so far as this session of con gress is concerned. The attempt in the house to pass it over the presi dent's head failed to muster sufficient votes. Friends of the measure, how ever, say that the coming session of congress will .pass it and will be able to maintain it regardless of the veto. :o: The state of Kansas is proposing to abolish all personal taxes. An amend ment to the constitution has been re ported favorably by the senate com mittee on assessment and taxation. The amendment provides for local option on the question. It provides that the people of the entire state shall have the right to decide whether or not they will remove the tax on personal property and the improve ment on the lands, and it also gives the counties and townships the same right to determine whether they will collect all of the taxes from the land alone. The proposition to abolish oer- sonal taxes has had some able ad vocates, among them the late Mayor Gaynor of New York, but Kansas ap pears to be foremost among the states to move for a practical trial of it. Doan's Regulets are recommended by many who say they operate easily, without griping and without bad after effects. 25c at all drujr stores. n. DM, AUCTIONEER -Weeping Water, Mcb.- thc appointee ever voted a straight democratic ticket. This is a fine way to help the republican party onward to success next year. And any demo crat with good common sense can al ready "see the hand-writing on the wall!" Dick Metcalfe was right when he said: "Democrats can have har mony in Nebraska when the venomnu spite-work at Washington between Bryan and Hitchcock ceases " And no one can blame Mr. Hitchcock for standing up for his rights. Hides Taken. My specialty is removing the hides from dead animals, horses and cattle, allowing a small fee for the hides re moved. Arthur Jacobi, Mynard, Neb. will take charge of your public sale business. Farm sales a specialty. Owners' interests are always guarded with the best ability, and satisfaction guaranteed. For open. dates telephone at my expense to Weeping Water. WM. DUNN. fJiB-Pay VAoii CURED f ' , Vrv ivcucw jjiseases curea vritnout a surgical pv i f! fri) operation. No Chloroform. Ether or other gen-Jl tt erai aneasmetic used. 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