ii i i iinnn mimn at HEZEKIAB PROLOGUE. Did you ever read a story in which humor of the finest and most delicious sort played the leading part? Did you ever tackle a tale which made you gasp by the originality of its ideas? Did you ever meet some utterly impossible persons who never lived and never could have lived and whom you might meet any day of your life? They're here, right here in this story. They have the most im possible adventures and get into the most impossible situations, just as you or 1 might any day if the stage were set just right for us. Furthermore, they are i very entertaining people, and they hold the interest' from first word to finis. CHAPTER I. My Friend Wiggins It Introduced. 1 DINED with Hartley Wiggins at the Hare and Tortoise on an even ing in October not very long ago. It may be well to explain that the Hare and Tortoise is the smallest and most select of clubs, wboso .windows afford a pleasant view of Graniercy park. The club is comparatively young, and it is our Joke that we are so far all tortoises, creeping through our several professions without uid from any bare. I hasten to explain that 1 am a chim- ney doctor. Wiggins is a lawyer; at cuai . uuve ram u unujo lu u ui graduates of the Harvard Law school, ; and he has an office downtown, where ; I have occasionally found him sedately I playing solitaire while be waited for M'uie uue iu miic uiiu uui iu iuuciicuu. He spends bis summers on a South Dakota ranch, from which he derives a considerable income. Wiggins In an athlete, and his sum mers in the west and persistent train ing during the winter keep him in tine condition. As i faced him tonight in our favorite corner of the Hare and Tortoise dining room the physical man was fit enough, but I saw at once that . . . J. . , i u u " ii iuiu tuiu uiajfji lieu. uuu through many years honored me with hid nunfldi.nnn nml I foil- thnt tnnlehr after we got well started 1 should hear what was on bis mind. 1 hoped to cbeer him with the story f a visit 1 had by chance paid that afternoon to the Asolando tea room, for, though Wig gins is a most practical person, 1 1m- f!np1 thnt ha wnnlrl ho itivm-tod lie my description of a place which. I felt sure, nothing could tempt him to visit ! I shall never forget the look be gave : me when 1 remarked at about his third spoonful of soup: l "By the way. 1 dropped Into an odd i place this afternoon Uurno-Joues tmus, j Eossettl macaroons and all that sort of 1 thing. They call it the Asolando"- , I whs ambling on. expecting to sharpen his curiosity gradually as I re cited the Joys of the tea room, but at Asolando his spoon dropped, and he stared at tne blankly. It should be known that Wiggins is not a mun whose composure is lightly shaken. "The Asolando," I repeated, to break the spell of his blank stare. "Know the place?" ' He recovered in a moment, but he surveyed me quizzically before reply icg. "Of course I have heard of the Aso Undo, but I thought you didn't go In for that sort of tlilnu It's a trine girl ish, you know." "That's hardly against It'. I found the girllshness altogether attractive." "You always were tolerably Buscep tfble, but broiled bntter flies and moth wings' soullle Kcem to roe rather pale food for, a inau In your vigorous health." "They must have discriminated In your favor. I saw no Buch things, though to be Mire I was afraid to quib ble over the waitress' suggestions. May I ask when ycu were there?" "Oh, 1 droppd in quite accidentally one day last spring. 1 saw the sign and remeinlivred tbnt somebody had spoken of the place, and I was tired, and it was a lung way to the club, and"- Disslmulntlon b not an art ns Wig Kins attempts to practice It at times. He is by tifltnre the most straightfor ward of mortals. It was clear that bg The Siege of the Seven Suitors By MEREDITH NICHOLSON Copyright. MO. by Meredith Nicholson was withholding something, and 1 re solved to get to the bottom of it 'I dou't think the Asolando is a place that would attract either of us, and yet the viands are good as such stuff goes, and the gentle handmaidens are restful to the eye-I'ippa. Fraucesca. Gloria and the rest of 'em." Wiggins pried opeu his artichoke with the enre of a botanist He had regained his composure, but 1 saw that the subject interested him. "You were there this afternoon?" be inquired. "Yes, my first and only appearance." "And this is Monday." "The caleudar has said It" "So you settled your bill with Plppa! I believe this was her day. She makes the change on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Her eyelashes are a trifle too long for the world's peace." "I dare say. I haven't your charming knack, Ames, of picking up acquaint ances, so you mustn't expect me to form lifelong friendships with young women at cash desks. I suppose it didn't occur to you that those young women who tend till and serve the tables in there are persons of educa tion and taste. The Asoluudo is not a common hashery. There's not a girl in that place who hasn't a social position as good as yours or mine. Tne Aso- lando's a kind of fad, you know. Ames; it's not a tavern within the meaning of the inkeepers' act, where common swine are fed for profit The servants serve for love of the cause; it's a sort of cult" Wiggins excused himself shortly, and I bad a glimpse of him later, in the writing room, engaged upon let' ters, a fact in Itself disquieting, for Wiggins never wrote letters, and it was be who bad favored making the Hare and Tortoise writing room into a den for pipe 6mokers. The epistolary habit, be maintained, was one tbnt should be disconraged. I was moodily turning over the even ing newspaper when Jewett turned up. J(Twett alvvaJ.8 tu0W8 evcrythln ne droppe(1 U)e ba,j ,nto the pmn of my lmnie(31;ite ,l)terest w,t H noat ap. proncu slot Too 'hnd llbflUt oltl WiPg.v." he re niarkcd wUh h,3 pr,lmlilf; s,sb "What's the matter with Wiggins?" I demanded. "Ah! lie hasn't told yon? Thought he told you everything." This was meant for a stinger, and I felt the bite of it, "You do me too much honor. Wig gins is not a mnu to throw around his confidences." 'Anil I mthnr fnnnv flinf hlo Litn ,.;. , .,, ,.,,, hil affairs in particular are locked In his bosom." .lewett was a master of the art ot f''ion He took nn unnecessarily long time to light a cigar so thnt bis words might sink deep into my con Bcionsnexs. "Saw her once last spring, (lot a sight draft from the Bank of Eros Followed her across the multitudinous 8t'- bl,ugI "But mMS hasn't been abroad. W,W wus " bls ,)akota ranon a" sn""'r- H'8 anued from the sun. J"st ,,s ne ,s every fal1" 1 Persisted. "Wrote you from out there, did bet Sent ll'ture postals showing blm herdiug his cattle or whatever the bwlsts are? K"l ln to,lcu w,tn on a" tue tin,e' dni h? 1 teM ou bis flne color is due to Switzerland, not Da kota." "Wiggins Isn't n letter writer nor the sort of person who wants to paper your bouse with picture postals. His not writing doesn't mean that he wasn't on bis ranch." I replied, annoyed by .lew ett'H IJHIIIIUT "Never dropped you before, though. I wager," be chirruped. "I tell you bo saw Miss Cecilia Uol lister at the Asolando teashop. Just a glimpse, but almost Immediately he went abroad in pursuit of her. The chevalier that' her Aunt Octtivin-was along and an other niece. My sister saw the bunch of then) In Ceneva, where the chevalier was breaking records. A whole troop of suitors followed them everywhere My sister knows the girl Cecilia and she's known Wiggy all ber life. She's Just home and told me about it last night She thinks the chevalier has some absurd scheme for marrying oil the girl. It's all very queer, our Wiggy being mixed up in It" "Don't be absurd. Jewett There't nothiug unusual ln a man being ln love. That's one fashion that doesn't change much. I venture to say that Wiggins will prove a formidable suitor. Wig gins is a gentleman, and the girl would be lucky to get him." "Quite right, my dear Ames; but, alas, there are others. The comictl- tlon is encouraged by the aunt the veteran chevalier. My sister says the chevalier seems to favor the suit of a Nebraska philosopher who rejoices In the Uielodkms n.lliie Of lUck." .Fewelt was playing me for all his I stury was worth and enjoying himself i Immensely. ''For heaven's sake. f;o on!" "Nice girl, this Cecilia. You know ! the Ilollisters--oodles of money in the family. The chevalier's tather scored j big in baby buggies responsible for the modern sleep inducing perambu lators; sold out to a trust The fa ther of Wiggins' inn mora ta had started in to be a marine paiuter. A founder of this club, come to think of It but dropped out long ago. You have heard of him-Bassford Ilollister. Funny thing bis having to give up art. Great gifts for the marine, but never could overcome tendency to seasickness Honest! Every time he painted a wave It upset him horribly. The doc tors couldn't help him. Next tried his band at the big gulches downtown There was u chance there to hit ofi the metropolitan skyline and become immortal by doing it first but a new trouble develoiied. Doing the high buildings made him dizzy! Honest! He was good, too, and would have made a place, but he had to cut it out. He was so torn up over bis two failures that he blew in his share of the per ambulator money in riotous living. Lost his wife into the bargain and has settled down to a peaceful life up in Westchester county in one of these cute little bungalows the real estate operators build for you if you pay a dollar dowD for a picture of an acre lot" "And the daughter?" "Well, Bassford Hollister has two daughters. It's the older one that has stolen Wiggins' heart away. She's Cecilia, you know. Very literary and that sort of thing, and pushed tea and cookies at the Asolando when that idiocy was opened. Wiggins saw her there last spring. Miss Hollister. the aunt, whom I'm fond of calling the chevalier, picked up her nieces about that time and hauled them off to Eu rope, and Wiggins senmpered after them. I dou't know what they did tc Wiggy, but you see how he acts. I rather imagine that the chevalier didn't smile on his suit. She's a holy terror, tiat woman, with an international rep utation for doing weird and most un accountable things. She draws a sort of royalty on all the baby buggies in creation. It amounts to a birth tax, ln contravention of the free guarantees of the constitution. The people will rise against it some day. "She's plausible enough, but she's the past mistress of ulterior motive. She got Fortner. the mural painter, up to a place she used to have at Newport a few years ago, ostensibly to do a frieze or something, and she made him teach her to fire a gun. You know Fortner, with his artistic ideals! And he didn't know any more about guns than a ilea. It was droll, decidedly droll. But she kept him there a month wouldn't let him off the reservation; but she paid him his fe; just the same, though he never painted n stroke When lie got back to town he vh m wreck. It was Just like lieing in lull I warn yon to let her alone It you should undertake to rix her tines she's likely in pui ymi to work di'-iring noi:Moe She's no end of a ease " "Well. Willis Is a good t el low. one Ot the very liet." I remarked, lis I :H. Borhed these revelations, 'iind II l-n I the girl's mint he wants to marry " "There's no teliim." where this nl"l::i may lead Wiggins. There's souietlniiL queer In the wind, all righl The ' he ulier lias brother Bassford whine I., can't whimper I rather fancy lie teed trom her liiiiid Ills girls haven't nn prospects except through the chevnliei Nice 'girls, "o I'm told. Miss Cecilia Hollister is living with her aunt." "And tile othei sister where doe she conn- in Y "Not important. I fancy. Humor 1 silent touching her In fact I've nev er heard anything of her. But this Cecilia Is no end handsome and proud I'oor old Wiggy!" I was already ashamed of myself for having encouraged Jewett to dis cuss Wiggins' affairs, and was about to leave him. when be snorted in disagreeable way be had at some Joke tbnt had occurred to him. "I knew there wus something," ne said, "about Miss Cecilia's younger Bister, and I've Just recalled it. Tlu girl bus a most extraordinary name, quite the most remarkable you ever heard Ilezekinh: Bang! Thut's the little sister's name. Bassford Ilollister had been saving that name for a son. who never appeared, to do honor to old Uezeklnb, the perambulator chap So they named the girl for ber grand dud." 1 left him aud learned at the office that Wiggins had. within half au hour, left the club hurriedly In a cab, taking a trunk wltb him. He bud mentioned no in nil address to the clerk, and this was very unlike Wig gins. :To De Continued.) In County Court From Wednesday's Dally. Petition for the probate of tho will of the lale Mr. Rhoda Rose was llled in the ollice of County JiHke Allen J. TltM-son today. The (li'rcasi'd was a resident of near WecpiriR Water and was the own er of a very fine farm in that locality, where the Rose family resided for many years. P. J. Rose, a son, was here today look ing after the mutter. There are a few boxes of sta tionery on our bargain counter. You will have to hurry if you want some while tho price is so low. Mttsfeiairgh Perfect" IFosace Why we use Open Hearth Wire in Preference to all other kinds Remember the iron wire your father and your grandfather had around the farm ? Good old wire, wasn't it ? The Special Open Hearth Wire, as we make it today from our own (secret) formula, is more like the old time iron wire than that used in any other make cf fence. Made in Different Stylet for FIELD, FARM, RANCH, LAWN, E". T CHICKEN. POULTRY and RABBIT YARD and GARDEN Ask your dealer for "Pittsburgh Perfect" and insist on his furnishing it. you that some other fence is just as good. If he doesn't tell "Pittthurml Perfect" Brandt of Barbed Wire: Bright, Annealed & Galvanized Wires Twitted Cable Wire; Hard Spring Coil Wire; Fence Staplet; Poultry Nettint Staples; Regular Wire) Nailt; Galvanized Wire Naila; Large Head Koofing Nailt; Sinele Loop BaleTiee; "Pitta btiruh Perfect" Fencing. AU made of Open Hearth material. UP A MODERN AND UP-TO-DATE DELICATESSEN IN THIS CITY I'ruin Wednesday's Dally. IMaltsiiHuith js to have a now (ii-liiatt'sscn shop, as Fred Wag ni'r, who lakes charge of the New York hakery on April 1, expects to install a modern ami strictly up-to-date I'slahlisliiiH'iit of this kind, where all (he templing ami np peti.ing dishes that are lo lie pro cured in any of he delicatessen shops of the large cities can he had by his customers, lie will in stall a line lunch room in the ha'-i'iy, where anyone desiring something dainty ami appetizing' for their lunch can drop in ami he served in a very few minutes. The new establishment will have almls, cold roast meals and sand wiches oT all kind ready to serve to those who may call and it will make an ideal place for I he busy man or shoppers to drop in for lunch, and under the direction of Mr. Wngnor the puhlie can bo as suitciI of courteous treatment and the host that he market affords in the way of delicacies. The room occupied by the hakery is to re ceive a thorough overhauling' and be repapered and painted piv patory to the. installing of new Ihiuros of the most up-to-date style, and the lunch room will be lixed up in a manner that will lr.ll harmonize with Die danlies served there. This is tho kind of .1 f'iiv tint has been needed here i'o- a loii ime and it is lo be hoped Dial Mr. Wanner will meet .i!h the nai ronaei hi- enterprise ..I well deserves. In th District Court. rim Wednesday 'n Dully. ill the oliice of the district clerk an answer and cross-petition has been tiled in the case of William A. (Leghorn s. Charles T. Tosier. Clara Chaplin. Sarah ChatVn. el at. The answer and cross not 1 1 ion cuines lrniii Akron. Colorado, win-re t he defendant s, Clara Cluiplin and Sarah Chatlin. reside, and ask Dial the plaint ill' he required lo sol forth proof of the ownership of the land in question and that the defendants he granted just and esuilahle re lief. 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They re port everything in old Liberty fully up to the standard of excel lency and everybody looking for a busy year during IIU.'J. 1HE 131 POWERFUL STORY EVER STAGED "Tho Price She Paid" at the Par mele Theater Monday Night, March 24. "The Price She Paid" is the title of one of the most gripping comedy dramas that has been seen this season, of all the offerings that have been presented none haH been received with more praise than this latest ."effort of Loin U. Parker. In addition to the fact that the story deals w ith I lie marriage game in a now way aud points a big moral where an attempt lo gel money dishonestly is con cerned, the management has been particularly successful in secur ing the services of Miss Irene li.uiicls, perhaps the mosd. capable actress of emotional roles in the country today. Her wonderfully s 1 1 1 1 ; 1 1 hot ic oice has been pro nounced even more effective in depicting dillicull passages than that or Helen Ware. "Tho Price ".'ill" will be seen at I be Par inele theater on .Monday night, Ma roll Ji. Case Is Dismissed. The case againsl Walter liril lain ami Mrs. Itertha Stricklin, which was set for hearing yester day before Justice Archer, was dismissed, as there was not suf ficient evidence to show thai they had been living together in viola tion of law, and Ihe justice re leased them. Buy your fancy the Journal office. stationery at dlS thai Grow! EAST (Successor to John Bauer) J f V J Do not allow him to persuade it, write ut direct. If you are interetted m Wire Fencing, writ for FREE copy of our ALMANAC, 1913- Pittsburgh Steel Co. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania IF Off for the Bryan Banquet. From Weilnenday'8 Dally. This evening being the birthday of William Jennings Mryan, the Lincoln Hryan club gives a magnificent banquet in honor of Urn llfty-third birthday of the great commoner, who has come from Washington lo be present at the even I, and admirers from all over the stale will gather there lo greet the new secretary of state. There were quite a number from this city passengers for tho cap ital cil Ibis morning to take in the event. Among those in the parly were: W. K. Fox. I). C. Morgan and wife, George Snvder. 1). O. Dwyer, Fred Morgan and wife and W. D. Wheeler. Buys Several Pieces of Property. From WednoBdav's Dally. William Orr of Clarinda, Iowa, was here yesterday visiting with J. F. Clugy and family and attend ing the McMaken sale, which was held yesterday afternoon. Mr. Orr purchased several pieces of prop erty in this city as an investment. Smoke Up! Save time, trouble and get better results by using Wright's Condensed Smoke 75c per bottle enough for a barrel of meat F. G. 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