J - The PEattsrnouth Journal SZZD Published Semi-Weekly at R. t. BATES, Entered at the I'oBtoifice at I'lattsmouth, Nebraska, as second-class n. utter. $1.50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE "Ealing is a dying nut," says a 6icontist. Someone ought In slake him In a meal ticket. Rcpublicans who are ijuarrel ling anions themselves bad better watch out for old Champ Clark. :o: No, Teddy ItooHevell, would not be a Caesar; he says so himself. Besides, Caesar kept his public pledges. :o; The great trouble wit h I he. Mis souri river, in Senator Burton's opinion, is that it doesn't How past the slalo of Ohio. . :o : Some presidential booms achieve greatness, others have a pin thrust, in Ihem, allowing the hot air to escape. :o: The experts on the slock mar ket look wise and venture to pre dict that if the market goes up prices will be higher. A six-year term for president will make slow times for "I be boys" while I hey wail for their turn in the While house. - :o :- We honestly believe that Presi. dent Taft's honest opinion of Teddy Roosevelt would be worth Jiiore than a dollar a word. Many of the spell-binders are very eloipienl, but their oratory would be futile if they were try ing lo net a loan of ?J0 at their home bank. :o:- W ilh nil this presidential soil ed linen out on the line it Is go ing to lake quite an ironing- day at Chicago ami a snapping big lire should be built in the kitchen love, :o: ' The greatest joke of the century is Teddy's slalement that he was dragged into this compaigu. Who dragged him the Steel and Har vester trusts? :o: Congress is slow in making Ihe appropriations, hut I hey are merely wanted for luxuries like bread and butler for the govern incut clerks. :o:- (In days when there are no caucuses there is a lucid interval between the politics of the morn ing and evening papers, when Ihe business man can snatch lime to look at his mail. :o: To equalize Ihe observance of Mothers' Bay, it is now proposed to give Ihe Fathers a day, loo. If it could be left to a referendum Ihe fathers might express a pref erence for a night. ;o; The presidential candidates seem to think they can court the California women by telegraph, but the general history of Ihe sex shows that. Ihe thing has to be done in person. :o : If some of these people who tear down the United Slates Hag and put up the red (lag: would cut j their hair and put on a Idled shirl perhaps I hey would behave more like respectable citizens. :o : The Chicago convention will soon be here, and while Tafl and Roosevelt are quarreling, there is a secret organization sljly work ing to overt hi 'ov both overboard and nominate a "dark horse." Taft may stand the pressure, but look out for Toddy and his big stick. Be is going lo have that nomina tion or raise 'ell in general. Plattsmouth, Nebraska c?n Publisher. people don't seem so blamed smart when one recalls that the war debt of the world grows greater in time of peace; at least, thai it is so great, it can't be paid as bmg as the present prepara tion continues. :o : The Burlington Route band re ceived a royal greeting at Murray Saturday night. Murray never does things by the halves. Those who went from here speak in the highest, praise of the magnificent treatment they received. :o; When you meet a chronic grouch, or the eternal growler, extend your sympathy instead of censure he needs it. He is alllicled in a way that deprives him of much of the joy of living and there is a great deal of the beautiful around him that he does not see. W hen everyone else re fuses to listen to him he is com pelled to look in the glass and hate himself. Jeal gently with him you can have him. but he can't get away from himself. :o: The men are always fixing up some scheme to get women to give up wearing false hair, but I heir .schemes don't work. Just now the men have induced the papers to start another scare about women who wear falsi! hair becoming the victims of a terrible disease. The papers say maybe the disease is in awful plague from the far east, and it is brought to the women in the switches they wear. That story never fooled the wom en yet. :o : Perhaps the most successful school year ever experienced in I'lattsmouth closes this week. This is due lo Ihe elllcient man agement of Professor Ned C. Abbott and his able, corps of teachers. No superintendent has ever given such general satisfac tion. No superintendent has ever had charge of the Platlsmouth schools that there was not more or less complaint, until the pres ent superintendent came, and it must be a great satisfaction lo Professor Abbott lo know that be has been so highly commended by the parents and all concerned in good schools. :o: There are limes when purse strings are tightened when there is a proposition of a public nature calling for contributions. Men will talk of their past conlribu lions, of the failure of this and the other project, and will refuse to pay money for further plans which they say will not tiring money to their pockets. There are, some of these men lo be found in every community, just as there are small potatoes in every hill. But when this condition becomes general, when men lo whom Ihe community has a right, to loo for a slight return for Ihe benefit and Ihe prosperity which they en joyed, refuse thus to discharge one of their plainest duties am when the number of such men becomes so great as to threaten the success of movements in tin public interest, that condition is au evidence of a species of dry rot which, if not speedily remove will land the community in Ihe commercial graveyard. :o: The splendid opportunity for I lie democrats to elect a presi dent this year is the best it ha been in many years. Now, if tin will only unite ami harmonize for the battle to follow after the na lional conventions are over, we can count sure and certain on victory in November. The con vention Is not going to nominate a candidate at Baltimore who i not popular with tin; people, and tin; whose interests are with all j your fortune for the summer, that the people all the time. There is j is if you believe in signs and say no use of nominating any other lings. A white one means a wed kind of a man. Still, it would not i dins:, a black one, death, and the be wise to nominate a candidate ! tinted ones fortell success and whose views were such as would pleasure in proportion to their disrupt the business interests of brilliance. the country. That would riot do. j ;u: And if such a man is nominated I Ion't forge) n bae vour ibd- it means defeat from the tart. :o: The half cent will be just what the porter's whisk broom act is worth. Teddy is raging mad, and that is a very good sign that he is swamped in the mire. :o : "Maryland, My Maryland," is a grand old song that Speaker Clark can sing now with some degree of satisfaction. :o: Most quarrels are foolish, but political quarrels are more so when participated in by those out or range of the pie counter. :o: The voters are paying down their good money for the 1912 model of political machine, as they hale to be seen out on the road with the 1911 pattern. -:o:- When President Taft was nom inated four years ago he had the support of but one delegate from Pennsylvania. He will do better this time. :o: It is not believed that the re publican party in Chicago will deliberately commit suicide simply in order to gratify the personal ambition of one Teddy Roosevelt. :i : Instead of throwing the Lori- mer nomii into uie tincii, itie re vered senators are safely located behind the nearest trees watching Ihe fuse sizzle. :o: Mr. Ismay was cheered when be arrived in Liverpool, but up to ate no pressure has been brought lo bear on the Carnegie commis sion lo give him a hero medal. The name of Hon. Charles War ren Fairbanks is suggested as a nmproniise candidate at Chicago. But it is hardly possible that the republican party cares to collide with an iceberg. :o:: The $15 a month apartment ooks very idyllic before marriage, but afterward it is learned that no amount of poetry ever helped anyone get into society. :o: This is the week that the "sweet girl graduates" have their swing in I'lattsmouth. Nearly one-half of Ihe class are boys, but then they all will agree that the girls are the "sweetest." :o: Oh, of course it is not the steel trust that is backing the colonel in his contest for the nomination. It is the men who own the stock in the big corporation. That makes all Ihe difference in the world. :o: Occasionally people will be seen reading Ihe llgures of delegates elected to Chicago, but of course they will never have the signi- licance in history that attaches to Ihe batting averages of the league leaders. :o: Someone has reported that the $1,(10(1 to bo raised for advertising Platlsiuoulh is to be sent to out side printers, l ne journal can hardly believe this report, for that would be a poor way to "See Platlsmouth Succeed." :o: - Lincoln is going to have a reg ular market house, where all the marketing will be done for every thing in the eating line. That's the way it used to be done, and it was a good way. The merchants were not bothered with handling vegetables of all kinds, and at a market house you get these ar ticles fresh from the country. Remember that the first butter fly of the season you see foretells lar ready to hand to the Com mercial club committee when (be boys approach you. Remember it, is but a small donation, but every dollar given will help mak the l,ou0 desired for a noble purpose. To "See Plaltsniouth Succeed" you must help it along. ' :o: A Kansas City lawyer has been sentenced to two years in prison, and just for this: As the attorney for a widow he made a 3(ifl com promise for her husband's death. Of this sum he kept -Moil as his fee and kept the other 150 as a part payment of his "expenses." Surely, there's nothing "un ethical" about that? :o: The feud is so bitter between Taft and Roosevelt and their friends that a plan is working to nominate Justice Hughes of the United States supreme court. Why not Senator I. a Follette? Oh, no, he wouldn't suit the trusts, while Hughes will suit them as well as either Taft or Roosevelt. May he that's what Teddy has been working for all the time. :o: ' The ticket wagon of a circus was held up at Rock Springs, Wyoming, last Saturday and rob bed of SI, 700, ami Ihe robbers made good their escape. The rob bery was done soon after the big show started in the afternoon. This is, in all probability, the Cole Brothers show that was in Platls mouth two weeks ago last Satur day, as Rock Springs was on their route west. The Lincoln Star of last Satur day contained an editorial head ed;, "Peopje LiUe Democratic Democrats." That has been our idea for many years. A demo cratic democrat is one who ad heres strictly to the principles of democracy, day after day, and yea:- after year. A man who truly is a democratic democrat,, and not eternally running off "after strange gods," is one highly to be commended, and a democratic democrat in the true sense of the term. -:o: A Nebraska bankers explains lo the committee investigating the money trust why it is he sends his surplus cash to Wall street. He says that in the community where le lives, farmers no longer borrow money to pay for farms and there are few farm mortgages. They do not need money to stock their farms, to buy seed or machinery, but they deposit it a good deal in his bank and he has to send it to New York or let it lie idle. Mer chants use some credit, but not enough to absorb the deposits in his bank. When the money gels to New York it is loaned out on call, to stock gamblers. He says that is the only way the money in his bank can be employed, unless some plan is invented to employ it on long time investment m big enterprises, such as street car, electrical or other companies. :o : SWAT THE FLY. Swat him early. Swat him often. Swat him hard. And ever lastinifly and eternally keep swat ting him. And her, too. Her more especially. During Ihe last forty-eight hours, if you have observed can fully, there have appeared on Ihe panes (if every window in vour house about half a dozen flies They are not especially active as yet and pretty easily killed with a small newspaper for this pur pose an old Journal will serve as well as any publication that oc curs to us. Ten minutes a day spent in this laudable undertak ing in every house in our city wil add intensely to our general com fort in July and August. For these flies are genuine belieseis in the Rooseveltian policy against race suicide. If allowed to hae their way they will multiply by leaps and bounds and the few- hundreds of today will amount to millions in a month or two. Flies are the greatest breeders of dis ease that we have today and the modern knight is not called upon to rescue languishing maidens from villains. His work is not so poetic or brilliant. We have in dicated it in the caption lo this editorial. And we end as we began: (io ye and swat the fly. :o: NOTICE. In County Court. STATU OF NEBRASKA, County of Cass, ss. In the Mailer of the Estate of William E. Dull, Deceased. To All Persons Interested: You are hereby untitled that there has been tiled in this court an instrument, purporting to be the last will and testament of the said William E. Dull, deceased, together with the petition of Mary E. Dull, widow of said deceased, alleging therein that the said WiL liam E. Dull has departed this life, leaving said will, and pray ing thai said instrument be al lowed and probated as the last will and testament of said de ceased and that letters testa mentary be issued. That a hearing will be had on said petition and will before Ibis court at the court house in the City of I'lattsmouth, in said Coun ty, on the (ith day of June, 1912, at 9 o'clock a. m. All objections thereto, if any, must be filed on or before said day and hour of hearing. Witness my hand and the seal of the County Court of said Coun. ly. this lnih day of May, 1912. 'Seal ALLEN J. BEESOX, County Judge. 5-10-:Uvks. NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR LIQUOR LICENSE. Notice is hereby given lo all persons interested and to the public, that the undersigned, G. ('. Williamson, has filed his peti tion and application with the vil-a'-'o clerk of Ihe village of Mur- dock, County of Cass, and Stale of Nebraska, as required "by" law, signed by Ihe required number of resident freeholders of the said village, setting forth that the ap plicant is a man of respectable character and standing and a resident of the Stale of Nebraska, ind praying that a license mav be issued to the said (i. (1. William son for the sale of malt, spiritu ous and vinous liquors for the municipal year, at his place of business, situated on lots 2 and 3, block 18, in said Village of Murdock. G. CI. Williamson, May 20, 1912. Applicant. NOTICK OP SUIT. Cora I.. Shnv. Snmh M Hooo Wallowa Hphk, Franklin W. Creamer, Ada May I'rfamer, John A. WrlKht, Kthel WrlKht, Jolin (Jroft, nr., Plioebn Oroff, CharleH J. (Jroff, Ira C. Groff, Mary A. (SrolT. Clara J. GrofT and Helice E. UrofT dofi'ndants, will take notice that on the 24th day of April, 1912, Isaiah U Creamor, plaintiff herein, filed his petition, In the District Court of Casa County, Nebraska, aKalnst said de- remiantH and others, the object and prayer of which are to determine the rlKhts of all of said parties In and to the west half. of the north east nunrter i necuon la, Townsnip iu. North. Kanxe 9. Kast of the 6tli I. M.. in Cass County, Nebraska, and to partition the same according- to the respective rights of the parties to said action and If the same cannot be equitably divided that said premises will he sold and the pro ceeds thereof be divided between the parties according to their respective rlsthts. Vou and each of you are required to answer said petition on or before the 3rd day or June, Dated this 24th day or April. 1912. ISAIAH L. CIIKAM HI I, rialntlff. By l, O. DW i Kit, His Attorney. A DURABLE FLOOR VARNISH Made by The Sherwiti Williamt Co. I tough and clastic. Doesn't acratcb or mar readily under loot wear. Can ' hs walked on next dav after application. Has a lasting lustre. Easy to apply. y .i-vi-V -' W t ;n-ru. VYs e'l U F. G. Fricke & Go. G.W.CHRISWISSER THE Live Slock Dealer Nchawka, Nebraska is readv to make vou the most liberal offer on anything you have for sale in the stock line. Get His Prices Before Selling E The Opportunity Is Here, Backed by Plattsmouth Testimony. Don't take our word for it. Don't depend on a stranger's statement. Read i'lattsmouth endorse ment. Read the statements of I'latts mouth citizens. And decide for yourself. Here is one case of it: Herman Tiekoetter, contractor, Ninth and Day streets, I'latts mouth, Neb., says: "I gave a public statement in praise of Doan's Kidney Pills in 1906, after they had given me great relief from backache and lameness. I am glad to confirm all I then said. My trouble has never returned. My kidneys caused me much trouble and there was a dull, tired feeling across my loins. If I stooped or straightened, my back hurt me and in the morning I was all tired out. I heard so much said about Doan's Kidney Pills that I finally got a box. They promptly relieved every symptom of my ocmplaint." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for Ihe United Slates. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. Married In Lincoln. Miss Hannah F. Lyell of Eagle and Eugene S. Setz of Platts mouth, Neb., were married yes terday at 2:30 p. in. in the pres ence of a number of friends in the parlors of the Capital hotel, Rev. I. F. Hoach of St. Paul's Methodist church officiating. Miss Lyell was formerly a resident of this city. Mr. and Mrs. Setz left in the aft ernoon for their future home at I'lattsmouth. Lincoln Journal. The groom is fireman on an engine in the Burlington yards at this place and has numerous friends in Plattsmouth, who join the Journal in wishing Mr. Setz and his bride long life and all the pleasures to be had in this good old world. Mr. and Mrs. Setz of course will reside in this city. Escapes an Awful Fate. A thousand tongues could not express the gratitude of Mrs. J. E. Cox, of Joliet, 111., for her won derful deliverance from an awful fate. "Typhoid pneumonia had left me with a dreadful cough," she" writes. "Somethinies I had such awful coughing spells I thought I would die. I could get no help from doctor's treatment or other medicines till I used Dr. King's New Discovery. But I owe my life to this wonderful remedy for I scarcely cough at all now." Quick and safe, it's Ihe most re liable of all throat and lung medicines. Every bottle guar anteed. 5"c and 1.00. Trial bottle free at F. G. Fricke & Go. Married by Judge Beeson. A very pretty wedding occur red at the county judge's olllce Saturday, Judge Beeson officiat ing. The contracting parlies were Mr. Boyd Collins of Percival, Iowa, and Miss Ida Gray of Oreapolis. A number of friends of the happy young couple witnessed Ihe cere mony. The groom is a prosperous young Fremont county, Iowa, farmer, while Ihe bride is the ac complished daughter of W. M. Gray, who has resided at Orea polis for a long time, as well as Ihe grand daughter of Mr. A. Chil ders, who was present at the wed ding. Mr. and Mrs. Collins were showered with congratulations at the close of the ceremony. They will reside on a farm near Preci val. DR Herman Greeder, Graduate Velincary Surgeon (Formerly with U. S. Department Agriculture) Licensed by Nebraska State Board Calls Answered Promptly Phone 378 White, Plattsmouth DEC D YOURSELF