) . Roy.iJ Wedding Cake. Th t.eddlm: ak uf rriA'fS!4 Alfce or lt.-itt.-iili.TK wa.i Mix feet hih. It wa i t c f ti, largest cuKes ever 111:1.1. f r a rny.it br!d although that pUMi-nt. , to I'rim .-sH '..;it rleo ly tlx l.tdi... of Kent was unout twenty In. he-, lalbr. Th. latt.-r in.islerpi- . la i onf tmiHTy co-;t f.'Mi uiin-aj. It H a nil.' at royal Meddiiiits to lav four or f i v ra!,,-, (ltM. ,,f which In nia!.' by tin- bride's OA 11 rooks, and nt 1 1 1 for .ii.ij.at. li to li r particular frliiil;i. C'nrpf ran t.o colored on thffloor with. I'L'TNAM KADLI.KSi-J DYL3. A'.oiit the only establishment that makf.-i money without advertising Is tho mint. I), fianr,. Start h I., Kurirantcod F.''t. and host .r money r r : 1 n. 1 . 1 . IC ounces, 10 -.-rits. Try it now. The Century for 1004. Thr Century for 1!il promises a wetlfli of rt'udiiu: and pictures that Kiirp.is ,cs f-v.-ri tin- !:aii'lard achieved .l'lrinr i:t?.. IVrhaps most nofal.I.. of all the Mni- feature of th. 0l11n:.. wi! - Ir. S. Weir Miuh H': "TIim Voiith .f Wa h im- ton." told in tin- I'oriu of an autobiography. It v. ill in. a ilarini; and nniiii 1 .i . - of l.i.,f.i. . :, I vori:. v 1 i 1 1 1 1 :::: i' it wi r '-. by ;.;, .r;, Wa-Mnc ton him-. If. silting do'.vii in Mt. Ver non in his id,) ji.,. r.'.-ordim;. Kil.iy for lit own , the yto:v of Ms v'.nthri.i nr.-. T!i .1 th. r.- will f(f. a set ie-s nf r-t!-i n:i "Italian Villa; aa.T Tli ir d.-n i." v.i-iitr-:i i.v l-.dilh W'hatt'-ii and illii-.tr:'. -d. I.i i;. Iy i.i n.lur, by Max li. ld IVrrlsh. i:.-ii.-sf Thump; on S-'e-tou hi; pi-iard "Fable am! Wood myth.' brief paj.i-rs in a tie.v- v i : . til.' ilbi l 1 ;il!i:::, i;i if,., sui'ho.'s rv::t f.ini-i '. and iiniii At-.K style. Tin- i-ifits vhu-e work will ap;i-:r H tin- IVrnnry fur ;i..- the l"v t of the day. tr is t ot a cpi- sti :i for any n ?t i v.il e t! iuliri; miu or wnmaa fod.-v, Tan I a;V-il to Like ti " f ' 1 ry tlii: i-.n'.' Tin- ii.-lie;i is raft. r. t'v, I : :'iad tn.t in t::i . the r.-i't:.iy . As a iii'-- th.- !i::i wliii isn't afrii? to sta-id up lor hi, ri;Ms ima in-1 that ! has a riniit to aaythMii; he w an I .. A'.k Yc j nr-jrKt fcr a'Tjh's rort dTasf. I ri..l Al.l.j-: '-. icoi K.t: r.-.. i.tip. and ,i- j'i-t t..Ti'h aiii-' t:.-r suj.j.i v. it luis -nn d i i v n.i ri .. an t ih.. P. . : .'i.i 1 r n ; and id in in: i-ii if ,.,ri iri m f.-, 1 w hii-fi him alia t init.i-.tr. tM". arid 1 nid li..l t r w u.'i out ir i:..,. Mr ;. W..P W.-dl-. r t nmdta. Y. -i. A!. '.-... It ts j -. w, ;! r- h war hi th.- dir.; uli- n . oiirti':i; .1 coy inaid i.f ::. imi you 'i.viln't worry alioiit th.. id. I ri.in !n- v i.ii'i trith.T 0:1. 'h i aj.'o N'- s. 0:,r p'ara-.s ;nc imt tai- ;::irnjf"afs f tiutlu If imi don't )"'f If:' hin-'osf and best it's yoiir in, n fault. 1 )i tiaiu-.t Star, h is f.ir s-a'c itv w !iti; and thM- is 1 ip- IlU. 'v tiothiirj; to t-rjtlal it in n'lalsty or iuinlity. An Actress' Va.cajlc Jewels. Am a-t. .-; now playi:: In London '.';irs ain iif $7::.""'' worth of illa .'nor.ils fM ry r.irii;. Sii owns j.w- ds urr'!i $2.".'.ntii altiiirrt hir. ia-Iii.!-1111; : tivo r.iif p.-arl r.i-klar, said to ti t'i' d."t in vain.' only hy a simi lar I i oral it 11 pos.-fssd hy QiU't-u Alexandra. Vh- jcwt ln nwm. hy t!m pl.iy. r it. imi.. si inn air ra-pt a a hank, a man fro.n wnich brings th.-n t j th thfai. r and fakrs th rn la k at each p.'durtTia'i'-c. Try rae just once ami 1 am sv.ro to coiai- ai'ai':. I)etianc: :t::rcli. Ccffes Unpopular in England. All effort.- to popiiIar:- cotTee in Knidmd hv. failed, and the record shows a steady de tease in the im p.nt tti n o. :!:. b. rry. In 1S7'. t!:e im portiti.ii! at!nnint"d to l.:'.Ul.i;42 cwt.. and i:; IV."- this had decreased to 71.". nf cwt. In l'tl the va!?n of the cof fee in::ui te 1 was CT.-'TL ! ,'2T I. In lf"2 in.- value iv.is ui'.'; i i.;:s.. l'p to ISTiJ the in:. ort.:t L:is ;;!nr,n'; a Meady in i r . V'i:i Pyrte and Chicago. If fhii-a'o mast be piirtraycl. pro al'ly no o ie is b. tter r.rt'd to do it than Will I'.iyn.'. the well known nov- c-list. v. i o: ieries of t'l. life of the si fall of w et- rn it..-: rojadis are Knowlt and Y.ccn obsorvatir-n. His rtiarai'ti',- sfr.dy of the I.i tr town, pub lished in Hvcrybcdy's Mauaino for t)ctiber. icbdiratcs its hnr.drodtn. hirtlulay. and kivcm a vivid picture of the prcaf. overgrown, noisy. liirty. Kood-tctaperfd hobbledehoy anions cities, ignorant of the value of urban ity, yet rampant wiTh a vital cnersy that is to i arry it on to a maturity of at iti'.p.'rtan.-e. No one is a native son of Chicago everyone has corne thT": but tliioiiRh r.Ii the frankno.ss of th:- !.; '-d sort, neither Iviastful nor int. but humorously just, runs the li-d of I-e. ;!'v and sympathy that inal.-s t!:e t-sferf r ftand by his town. ' :. th.M;-l! r!i re may brtter ones: av. i th.af is v. ry !iea'.rhy for the; fii'vn. capsicum vaselihe 7 . 1 '- : i r-int Trnft A 'nbf.f- : I.rar '. ? r: 1 : t. r. i.-ir.i or .thr t ... : r, l will r..t Hi-iT t!ii m-vl d 'r. 'AU aiv-n. i t.ff ra.'i allairi j aiiil crrat:r iiu.u.i f ;.,t. ,r are v'i..ii"rf it. It wi'.l t,m r.-.a l 'r::.i' at cn -. l rr'itvf h.ra,! . h..r a . 1 . ... . (li '.ii:- rn.l it t"e tt 4a .te;t:.ul .,:ctr-i: .:-.j:it k;;on. a! .3 &i u: i-K'rr..! rrtii-.lv for r-am i-t the cac'-C an.! t. -.! . .1 i.n.t :.! f '- : ..it: -. rriuli;i : a: ! j o:;.v r-n-i'iiir;: i. A tr:..lwiil prrc hat rl.m f,. r it. i it . li f -un t u bf invwi-z-M!in!l- I'is'ho!.!. J ' a.T- r- i lc 1 t " it i-i tti" hrrt tf .1 I -:r irrp.tra:'on." li c.-nt-. nt nit ,n::-t't or ct::rr t'alr. or .n.li nw t - .i an. ,-i. t c v : j-- wtitr tiir.i m:ll -:-.. t . ; a 1 it-? b r 1 1 1. Nj article sh.v:d ba a : :.-a If t- i-:-1k? rnl'---; t;;" sn.' ari;e c .' I .' I. s.(thr(: 1 1 : : ; noi ;tnu;u. CHLsrtnv.ii oh mfo. co.. 17 btnte i-f.oa. Ht.fr .?x C:r?. mmm r coMfORT There ia no satisfaction keener "than being dry and comfortable, when cut in the hardest storm. YOU ARE 5U2E OP THI5 31 YOU WE AH VVATEDPROOF OILD CLOTH IN l MADE IMBtAC O YELLOW UHD PACW.D E.Y CUR CJABAKTE2. I a . iwr -o.ii5i')nj'.unLJ -I iora t "Ai,i' .o.u-i.it. rn-iNfoijMt Tt-J I I YOUJ PEALiR.,. l I I Pw If hr writ nul lueshr von - '- " i 1 iTst Jtrr njr- iit. .af.yic- v. v - ' ' - ' - 1 7J?J - - W "Sc.-rns awfully forlorn to r-at n Thanksgiving dinn.-r all ah.no," said Milly soii-rly. Inol.int; ov-r at th ymiii;; f !iow who sat mending a har-n.-s.-t hfrap ii':.idi. th- Mazing h.-arth. "I havc'i'f th' h ;art to K' t iil a big dinner for ju ;t. wa v.o." "I .'on 1 mm what (n we can do. K tH'U-.hhrT.i to in vite except old. I' te S'l'fat. and h woniiln't come. Wc rn;;;hf 'ml him sonu-thin by way of ln-inn iieif,hl,( ir!y." "And be turned away for our pains," the woman lai".!i.'d. "Yon can't even i, out on the "highways and h !; t ra :;:1- rs like the Kllili' fame, .'.laylx not to have all t!r it ; a Thank."- r;i vi;i; . and rather in ancient post of it is ji:: -f. as '.v II i ! work of etliiiK 1 Ham r, for it seems me t h t ji.u h.ok tired, Milly. What's th.- m-.tti-r?"' "Notl.iic:. .Jim. I f,i!;.-c? I need a litt!o oath.;;. Ill ta;r a run across the loliow a:: ! b buck before -cpp. r." I lr . . a Her.rd the sound of chopping. "I'm ttlns raorbid simply for the want of a little company," she said, as she waih'd down the uatravtded in.,l in the lace of the crisp north wind. "That will never do for you. Milly U.anet. For dim's sake you mustn't tMve way to tach foolish ness. " Su.bb-n'y Milly's ear canp;ht the pound of choppinn:. which seemed to come from the Hollow beyond the di vide. She turned and made her way easily through the leafless thicket, walking briskly over the hill and down the opposite descent until she distinctly heard voices. Further on. at the edj;e of a natural clearing, she came upon a party of travelers camped beside a newly kindled fire, where a lean, tja-int appearins follow busied himself with preparations for the evening meal. They were eight in all. a roui;"n. unkempt lot in leathern jackets ami rusty boots. Ueside the cook lay a ba of Hour, a rasher of bacon and two jugs stopped with corn cob?. Mil!;.- stopped abruptly when she found herself observed by the curi ous eyes of eight strangers, then changed her mind and crossed the icy little brook and made her way toward the fire. A big. black-whiskered man dropped his nrmful of horseteed and looked at her pie'ciiifaly. "Lost?" he asked brusquely. "No. I live two miles up the cMvide. I happened to hear you chopping, and stopped out of curiosity." The man's insistent saze annoyed her, but the forlorn, gaunt appearance of the little group incited a little throb of pity and made her think gratefully of her own cozy, cheerful little shack, with Jim waiting for her beside the glowing hearth. "I suppose you are simply camping here for the night." she ventured, looking about at the meager comforts of th camp. 'Well, no." answered the black browed r.an who impressed her at orice as being spokesman of the party. " came down to prospect a bit. There s t.ilk of gold :n this claim, and if it's worth our while we may set up tor a we. U or two." "Oh. then, you'll be here over Tharksg:-. ir.r. won't you? I'd like to have on al! take dinner with us to morrow." The man looked at his fellows with a c tirioe..- smile, half questioning, half credulous. "It's rather unexpected," he r -marked hamoro-.iiy. O'u, we're all neighbors out here. A Song of Praise. In a'.', tii -a.irlc I rtn-.l to tin. Kor ail til.' world. ed. aid Yvj! Tl.,n'-i t::rc- th! -i y t. M" to Th- My th.iiik- f .r wt.-il Tina sivst rae! Pn tinnktui for tli r.' Jd- v..l lent. 't u.ktu: I !' r .ru- r.-.t Jii-al I--, to f ':- y'li-. riv I ttinje. 1 .;ark I Tl"--- :-r ewryth.PS. TT.' rl-.;r. v-i.- r.f ! fra-isht wita sjlftsi. O O -l. from You; S sii'iiv ". .v. 1 i:. t'i Th.': Jlv ;ha:;in ( r wl.jt Thoa sivest me! By the Late Dr. Talmage. On Thanksgiving day the memory becomes a kaleidoscope, and every mil. tit? the scene changes. You give to the kaleido.-cope of memory a turn and there they are, natural as life, around the country hearth on a cold winter night. I se that old Thanks giving dinner. Father at one end. mother at the other end, the children between, won iering if father will ever pet done carving the turkey. Oh, that proud, strutting hero of the barnyard, upside down, his plumes gene and j IT - 1. IS ' yoa know," Milly explained cordially. "My husband would bo very glad to have you with us. We are from the east, and we're used to having com pany for Thanksgiving." "Your husband is a prospector, too, I take it?" "Oh, no. He came out hero for his health two years apt, when lu? was all run down with overwork. V.'e ex pect to stay hero until he's quite well." "We didn't notice any houses as wo prised along. Where do you live?" "Two mile:-, below h re. on the Sun rise road, not en the trail. Will you come over to-morrow?" "Weil, being as you're so kind as to take the trouble to invite us we'll be glad to accept yo.ir hospitality, and thank you." "Very well. I shall expect you 1 promptly at 1". J here are eignt 01 you, aren't there? I want yen all. re member. Now. I'll iro. for the walk is rather long. Yai cross the hill and go straight south till you reach the Sunrise wagon road, which will take you directly to our shack, going west. (Jow.l night." r.Iilly returned in grat good spiritf. Jirii looked dubious at first, but he. was loth to damp the ardor of his good little helpmeet by voicing his doubts as to the wisdom of inviting eight strangers to their homo. "You don't mind, do you, Jim?" Milly asked, anxiously. "Not a bit. If it pleappa you let's have them by all means." "You should have seen them! Great, gaunt. hugr-Iookir?g fellows who probably haven't had a good dinner lor a year. I do believe lTovideuce sent la." across their path expressly to give them a treat." "I hope we have enough stuff on hand," said cautious Jim. "It will take heaps to satisfy eight hungry men, you know." "Of coarse we have plenty. We'll kill both turkeys and I'll make four pies instead of one, and two boiled puddings besides. We'll have potatoes and turnips and the canned corn I put up myself, and as much cider as they can drink. For dessert we'll have real good coffee and ice cake. Oh, we ll have enough, you may be sure. Jim, you must rig up a table big enough to seat them all." They worked till bedtime that night, peeling apples, seeding raisins, and picking the turkeys. The next morning Milly rose long before dawn and set about her baking and brewing, while Jim put up a big deal table that stretched almost the length of the room, and by roon it was set with all the luscious viands of an eastern Thanksgiving dinner, set with homely platters and dishes to be sure, but not rougher in appearance than the men who finally seated themselves about the steaming board. Jim beamed hos pitably from his place at the head of the table and tried dutifully to "act as If the company belonged there," as Milly had said. The big black-whiskered fellow whom the other ad dressed ns Blaisedale, had the place of honor because he seemed to be the "Lost!" he said, brusquely. leader of the gang by natural selec tion, as the rest all deferred to him. He watched Milly with a curious in tent ness which brought a flush to her cheek and made her slightly uncom fortable. "You're mighty comfortably fixed for these diggings," t'aid he presently, looking about the walls with their homely prints and ornaments. "Yes, we are rather comfortable, 1 minus his gobble. Stuffed with that which he can never digest! The brown surface waiting for the fork to plunge astride the breast-bone, and with knife sharpened oa the jambs of the fire place Jay bare the folds of white meat. Then the pies! For the most part a lost art. What mince pies, in which you had all confidence, leavings from all rich ingredients, glorified hash! Not mince pies with profound myster ies of origin! But mother made them, chopped the meat for them, spiced them, sweetened them, flavored them and laid the lower crust and the upper crust, with here and there a puncture by tho fork to let you look through the light and flaky surface into the substance beneath. No brandy, for old folks were stout for temperance. Dear me! What a pie! You deluded New Knglanders can talk till you are gray about your pumpkin pies for Thanksgiving day; give me an old fashioned New Jersey mince pie. Of the ten at that table, all are gone save two some ia village churchyard, some In city cemetery but we shall sit with them yet at a brighter ban quet. Rev. T.-De Witt Talmage. thanks to Milly's ingemify," Jim an swered, with a glow of affectionate pride. "You're lucky to be able to afford such luxuries, for al! those fancy-fixings are luxuries in Colorado," JJlahse dale remarked significantly. "Yes, I count myself one of the luck iest men in the world. I owe every thing to Milly, even my life. I was a ji.Mir law student when we were mar ried, and when my health broke down she simply took all responsibility into her own hands. It was her money that enabled me to come hero. It's her bit of money that we're living on now. Al! that she has in the world is in the little bank at Sunrise, where she goes M.1L. 11 -T- ie?' s A scrap of paper. once a month to draw the necessary sum for our provisions. Ue.t now that I've got to work we're making our way along without ninth help from the bank. I tell yon I hated to use tbut money bad enough, but if it hadn't been for that the Lord only knows what would have become of roe." .Milly blushed deeply and becoming- 1 , ' 11 it ar 1 .1 -i v M , 1 . 1 1 I I THE KING'S THANKSGIVING TART j By HOLMAN F. DAY There ;nce was a kiutf. so minstrels sinff. who ruled with a kindly sway, AnJ his subjects true were allowed to pursue their own sweet, easy way. He g'.iid.'d them, of course. Eut by no dspkiy of force Did ho arrogate, but was wont to state from thorn was his power's source. Now it chanced one time, so runs the rhyme, "bis subjects fancied tarts, X other food seemed half as good on tarts they set their hearts. Tht-y ate them early, they ate them late just tarts for all their meals, Unti! they grew all cold and blue, anaemic from head to heels. Now. the pooilly king had a war on hand and he wanted his men to fight, And lie used to wish they would drop that dish that was making them thin and white. He frequently would implore That they'd tough meat and gore. But thry husped to their hearts their love for tarts, and ate them more and more. Now. the gracious kinsj of whom they sing wag a king who was very wise. And he issued decree that his folks should be indulged in their vagaries; He wished to steer as his people dear preferred that he hold' the helm. So he ordered a. poll of every soul that occupied his realm. And the count was made eftsoon. All the people sang one tur.e. And H3 still their hearts were turned to tarts' their king vouchsafed a boon. ".Since all have shown," spoke he from the throne, "that tarts are all they wish, 1 here proclaim that very same shall be the nation's dish. My job as your king is nice, smooth thing I've had a real good year. And 'tv. ill please me much to set 'em up. as Thanksgiving day ia here. So. r - subjects dear. 1 now and here do issue my decree, Aul invite you al!, belli great and small, to have a tart on me." So he issued commands and summoned his bands, and called a multitude Of baker mn. who there and then contrived and mixed and stewed. And with skill ar.d art they built a tart that was big as half-outdoor. With crust so high that it hid the sky, amnuntain of je-li Its core. They built an oven tight. They baked a day and night: Then there it stood, all fresh and good, an appetizing sight. Tbeii the king gave forth command, and thereto set his hand, 'IhJi nuiie might eat ef fish or meat in all that loyal land. Ho placed his royal lock On granary bin and flock, And he let them start on the public tart at exactly twelve o'clock. His subject1? cheered tii! their throats were seared, then each backed up his cart. And, gracious my' how all did vie in loading up with tart. Thev ate ono week, they ate one month, as much as they did like. And voted their king the smoothest thing that ever came down the pike. They rendered praise and blessed his days, but the second month, alaa! They all agreed on a change of fed, If 'twas nothing else but grass. So they sought the kindly king. To him explained the thing. Allowed his tart Just reached the heart, as he'd heard them often ping. Kut they humbly begged he would lift the ban he had placed on things to eat. And grant each grace to stuff his face with 'tatt-rs, corn and meat. With a twinkle in his eye. Their good king made reply That the tart had cost a lot of cash and could not be thrown by. "So it's up to you. my subjects true; you know I've a kindly heart. But so long's it's there I'll tell you fair, you just must eat that tart!" They ate for a week, but I must not speak of the scenes that did ensue, So like the scenes on a storm-tossed ship on the breast of the ocean blue. And at last they tore to the king once more, and beat their breasts and wept. And groveled and groaned, and writhed and moaned, end on their stomachs crept. With sighs and sobs of woe They asked if they might, oh. Please burn the part of the dratted tart they really couldn't "go." With a kindly look their king he took compassion on their plight. And passed decree that the tart should be blown galley-west that night. Then his subjects carved some good, thick steaks, and chawr.ktd on rare, red meat. And they loudly swore that nevermore would they tackle a tart to eat. And the good wise guy, their king. Made a moral from the thing, A-S he used to do whenever he knew they felt contrition's sting. And the moral holds to-day: If A Good Thing comts your way, I brg you'll go discreetly slow ere the deuce and all's to pay. Or else your plight may be like that of the folks of whom they sing. Those chaps of old who tried to hold too much of a Heal Good Thing. The True Spirit. "There's food to eat. Melissa; we have apples in the tin. And plenty in the cellar, till the pleasant days begin. Our barns are packed with oats and hay, we've fodder in the stark: Let's thar.k our Heavenly l-'ather for our crowding family. Who cares for wealth, with health like ours: who lo.igs for .?tyle and fu?s? There's many a millionaire, my dar, who's poor, compared with us! Almighty Got. to thee we lift our glad and grateful fupg. Thy mercies are to us renewed and con stant all dav long. Margaret E. Sangster, ia Christian lieruld. The First Pumpkin Pic Once upon a time a long while ago, children, there lived a wise old man who was always trying to see what he couid discover. Having made several perpetual mo tion machines and one or two air ships, he was walking through the fields to avoid his creditors, when he came upon a pumpkin. "This," he said to himself, bending down and feeling of thi yellow orb, 0LL0W Iy. "Why, it doesn't amount to that. ' said she with a snap of her brow a fingers. "All the money in the world would be worthless to mo if I didn't have Jim." "I've heard a saying about a 'good wife being a treasure,' " Blaisedale remarked. "Your wife proves the truth of it." The dinner was a great success. Blaisedale, who seemed to exert a mysterious influence over his fellows, grew very talkative ami entertaining. He told stories of queer places and queerer people which savored of fam lliarity w ith lawlessness and lawbreak ers, but which kept Jim breathlessly interested until the eight strange guests made their adieus. When the company had filed out of the little cabin door Blai::ed.ile, who war. last to go turned at the threshold and hM out his hand to Milly. "You remind me of : ome one I on:" knew." he said, simply, "and for her sake I'd like to shake hands with you. Thank you for your hospitality. You won't regret your kindness, by the way." "Qiir-er M!(iv, that one," Jim re marked, ns he watched ihe gang 1 e cerie down the wintry road. "You may b'j sin e he has a strar.ge history I e-h.-'nd him." That night when Jim ar.d Milly sat talking beside their cheerful hearth. scrap ot white paper crept mystei ice -ly under the; door. Jim rose hurriedly and threw back U;e door, but no oi.'j was in sighc. and not a sound brokj the deep stillness ol the icy night. Milly read the note over hi:; shoul der, and this is what it said: Some curious whim prompts mo to tell you lhat it was our intention to break into aiid rifle the little eggsh'-M bank at Sunrise before quitting these digging.-;, but for the ak-j of Milly's "bit of money" it shall go unharmed. Thanking yen for a pleasant hour. B LAI. SRI) ALU. Helen V. Huntington, ia New York Times. "is a vegetable growth; but I firmly believe that it ECQuires its hue from small particles of gold which it ex tracts from the earth." So he took the pumpkin on his shoulder and took it home, telling all anxious inquirers that he was going to discover how to extract the gold from it. But bless you! when the pumpkin and the dough came out of the oven it was not a solid sheet of gold ar all. but a rich, golden, tantalizing section of goodness. And the poor inventor was hungry, so he bit into it. A few moments later several of his creditors broke into the house and came upon him, cpying: "Look here! Where is all that gold you were g ing to get fcr us?" "And he never even looked un at them, but kept right on eating, saying, "Who cares f'r geld ? (Bite. bite. O-o-o-oh!) Who cares f'r gold? :.Ie:i, I have discovered pumpkin pie!" And the creditors sat down also and ate, and they, too, were happy ever after. Judfre. Englith Nobility in Trade. From iluehc -isi-s i.wn, tin- haughty names of Kngland aro going into Irado. Th duchcsH of Ah'-rcorii osyiih a flourishing cnamiry at Itarotui court. Ireland; J.ady Wat wh I; has many Irons in the lire; another couiiIihi bought in.ikora and b-t t.'r-ai out lor hire, and I.ady !. a -r b.. or was. p.irt proprietor of a IhHiilshitr; laundry business. London l::undiev--es leave much lo be de.;i -! 1. it i 1 a few soi-ii-t; women. in hiding Lady Ivst-x and Mrs. Hwfa Williams, have slatted a well managed Fre.ich laundry in one of the nearer suburbs. Mni. I'ar- v,if of C II. rare, a promlne. 11 t resident t-t Glasgow, Ky., says: "I war, suf fering from a compli cation of Kidney trou bles. 1 sidos a bad back I had a rr.at deal of troubb with the H'crii ions, which wore ex ceedingly variable, s.ni-t itues exces sive and at other times scanty. Th" color was high, and passages were ac companied with a scalding -m at m. 1 Joan's Kidney I'i'l.-i soon re ..ilat'-d the kidney secretions, making th -ir color normal aud l.r uhhed th" inllata-n-ation which caused l L- scaiiiL.g sen sation. 1 can rest well, my back is strong and round and I IV 1 much bel ter in every way." For sab; by all dealers, price .rd rents per box. Foster ."Vjilburu (Jj., 1 -uffalo, X. V. SiSSS RAWFURS wanted for J.n.I'Mi Jmiui.rr SbIm. : .m:, Xt ni.'tml , Mini-, Skunk. K'.criWm MII.1 f'tlir.. I!i.rli.l iihhi .ri'.. ili I. W liU A. I- lurL.Ur;, iiuln .V ttati, 4 In. liiiiul!, O. THRIFTY FARMERS ore l:i v ln;il t mi; ! In ilicMiti" ( M.i: himI. vl:. t llly Hill liM'l 11 lt-i I - I. 1 i.i mi'l li.-all hy .-lll'iuli.. Ill i- l.ist marki'iH f'.r llir.lr i.pnlui in mni .i.-iuy ! I ni-l nt r. -...iiiihl I'l l" ih; uii.I r!;.l I vu i..i:iiili' llli Will !.! M'JII Ire". 'II llpp I. -Ill loll I H. I. A D FN HOOP, tsc'i Statu Board o Irnnigraiion. UAL Tif.ORT. MD. I vis 1 1- 1 rzm AsainnzMHS' r 0 nMTfit Ttftftif fr Tf& Factcrj' Loaded Smokeless Povder Shells. It's not sentiment it's not the price that Tr.rkcj the moct Intelligent and successful shots shoot Winchester Factory Loaded Shotgun Shells. It's the results lb Rive. It's their entire reliability, evennenn of pattern and uniform shooting. Winchester "Leader" shells, load ed with smokeless powder, are the btbt loaded Bhclla on the maiket. Winchester " Ilepeater" s'nclls loaded with Bmokelers povder are cheap in price but not in quality. Try either of tbtsc brands and yoa will be vell pleased. Be sure to get Wincheater I'actory Loaded sbella. THE SHELLS THE CHAMPIONS SHOOT. VITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS I THAT ACHE WISK WOMEN ROMO - SELTZER. TAME TRIAL, BOTTLE lO CENTS. Negro Inventor's Cood Fortjne. Andrew Ile.'ird, a 'tepio v.'hcj h:j? -wori;ft in the rr.aehim' shops of t'.io Iiiisvflk! & Nasiivilb; Itaiiroad -nzu-pat;y, in UirminKha-a. Ala., for twenty ycari, has just soid a ;.-.itert for i car coupler of his own invention lcr $!';i, 000. In addition ho is to v t a toyal'y on every coupler mad on his inodtd for sovc-nteon years. The Use of Tobacco. One of the most difficult things in the world is to set any authoritative conclusion about the effe'ts of using tobacco. . Literature is filled with peans in its praise and maledictions in equal measure. Some things, how ever, tve do not know about tobacco: It costs a vast sum of money, is one of the most inipoitant industries in the world, and an important source of revenue to all nations. Americans consume 7.edu..(iOtoiM ei.nars annually, and the yearly increase in the con sumption is nearly (i.mT.iVio.oOO. Smok ers use 3.oo;i,0(i0,00'i cigarettes :ni.u a!ly. and cons time in other forms, as in muff, ping and smoking tobacco. SI r.0eu.ei'..0 I'ouncir, exclusive of the tobacco exported end that used in manufacture of cigar? and cigaro'tc. The federal treasury leceives J'l.'.'ie'i, 0i0 annual revenue from In tcibacco tax. the manufacturers alone pay in dividends $!'. "'. eo'i. and in vagos jr.O.Oe'.'.tiOO a year, and the annual val ue of the manufactured product in this country hi upward cf 2 U'J'J'J.'!'"'- The Doctcr's Statement. t. John. Kan., Nov. 16 This town has a genuine sensation in the case of u little boy, the son of Mr. aad Mrs. "William McEride. Dr. Limes, the at tending physician. Fays: "ScaHet Fever of a very malignant type brought this chiid very near lo death .sad when the fever lft him he was serr.i-paruly:'.;d in the right leg ?nd right am:. H" ai:-o lost iieari:: ! Hi hii right tar, ar.d hi-j rai.l was 1 much affected. "His parents t'-ied an'ithcr treat ment Tor a t::ne and wh.--j ! was re coiled I found that i e .: . I'.riving fc-pells very iiie Lpiler;- y a:wl was very bad and graiu:iiiv pn.w;;-: vnrse. I advi.-ed the use of Ijo'MV, Kldr.ey I' l'.s and in a short time the e..!ld b. gr; to improve. Inside oi' a week the r.'-rv-ous spasms cr epileptic seizures ceased altogether." Mr. and Mrs. MeP.ride have made a sworn statement of tne facts and Dr. Jes.e I Lii.n-s has added his sworn statement saying that lV).i.l'fT Kiduey Pills aud not!;:::-; else cured the fe .i. The man who I'uiries for motiey 1ms ro kick oom'ns if the:-: L-n't any love In the home. Oom Paul's "Court " V.K President Krur.' i'. ;r.,'ti n tilnl by til l l.uite and t.ey. i a' ijii i'iIm in of li'.i family, iil m.o:i take ep lna le'.l- d lice for the Willl'-r lll 'l t'; itng In the Hani" two villa; which v.-.-ie oc cupied b.V thl:i IHtie lt:i'T colony but your at M.-nl one. Mr. Knu'er. who it gradii;illv fulling I'do a M:i!" of M-nilo do. m v, i:; always i n: lo'imb d by H eolllt. coiisi-tllig oi two K" etare,4. It ohatdih'. a cl tor. a nt ol iiiiii ' vab't. and sevc al of hl i c hildreti iui'1 guin.ic hildr.-i. Fx l'ie: I I til Kteyu will spend the wlnt i' nt ('t.ium. I v n Put your fln- 'uik.Hy : c r 11 o ti r trade mar!:. Tell your dealer you wxnt the best stari.Ii yo::r nu::ey t.ni Iniy. Insist on huvJ.jj; bz:A, DLTIANCi:. It Ia id ounce:, fcr to cc:iil. No premiums, littt one pound of the very hest starch mae. We rt:t nil our money In the i,:arJi. It needs no cooking. It iA !:;Si!!eIy pure. It ivc5 .'.at isfactlon or ino;icy back. it 4 1 9 THE DEi IANCT STAKCIi CO. t V Omaha, Neb. 0 i 1 I V, his S F-r J "in"" w- mt-Trrr.jt.r.tmn.vn-'fm luiaacmmr?' The man 'Aiio.-i' v.'.i" ttial-c-s it. hot for him never :-;,c;. r.s of lei :r: the sunshine of hi ; -xb:f ::' . To Ciirf :i Cciiil In ( rtay. Tfil'" !i "ut t vi' Uru'i". ' '-.j iiiiie Tub ' in. A 1) dru-i.-.t-. re! imi mtii y if itliiiJ.iUie.iro. 'Ssl. I.tinib v.)!1! grec-n j,.a- Miits Korno men. btt the; wall ; rrect. bred r pre fer:: Iamb with green:Hf kn. Try One Package. If "Defiancp Stircii" ores rif't please you. return It to your dealer. If i. docs you get one-third more for the same money. It 'ill give yo:i satisfact Icu. and will not. itik to tin iron. The soul can be; horribly oId blood- ed. GCCiflfiaMaiiiBiaBui EVERY SHOOTER WHO SHOOTS n c D m ii has a feelir g of confidence in his cartridges. They don't misfire a&d always shoot where you aim. Tell your dealer U. M. C. when he aska "What kind?" Sea 4 for catalog. Tfr? Union Metallic Ccrtridc Co. Bridgeport, c Atn. 31 U 3 sr. at u n u u. ti. i& n n m n OUR HOLIDA Y PRICES n .l-e:rT iti'l Wat.-t'.- MH' yon StV. SD.l f r r'lil'K I int K-i ari- t Hrualn f.f v.'Vr. f i.-. 1 Irn-iiJv CAKBG3 tlAXOXV C0..Byra.'iu,B.l. Snit'r mr -fJu.l Annlvimarj Rook on Pat en', r 'i-.t.4'nln,' n.-i'ly 1-n I . !UIrntlfi of li.-t tinn-!-.: ni. e-.nruij, ml t uli, law polnta for tnvrri t .f ii't nm :"f a.-i ircr ; u'.- k.u Intr rrtln.( llt 1 bi'D'ii.m FREE. l..n'l wrU TO-DAY. MASON. FENW1CK & LAWRENCE, Patent Liwjrers, Washington, D. C. W.'.en Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. W. X. V., Omaha. No. i; ido: IPATEE3TS i L 0