The Plattsmouth journal. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1901-current, October 01, 1903, Image 7

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    WORN OUT, DRAGGED OUT,
Arc Most Women in Summer.
c-ru-na is a Tonic cl
Efficiency.
JOSIirillMK MOUDIS. 2.Zr, Carroll St..
Drue -Id; n, N. Y., write-::
" I 'ft 11:1.1 ii.i fm medicine to takr any
time; of thu e.ir, hut I have found it espec
ially helpful to withstand the; wear and
t;ar of tho ht wrath-. I liave taken it
riowf'irtwo summers and fed that it has
ke-pl my Eystfin free from malaria, and also
kept m ffm having that worn-otif, dragged
out I k which so many women have.
"I th-refere have no hesitancy in saying
that I think it is the finest tonic in the
urorld." Josephine Morrfo.
I't-run.i is frequently used as a mitigation
of the effects of hr.t weather. What a bath
is to the skin, iVruna is to the mocous
me-rnbranes. Dathing keeps the skia
liealthy, I'eruna makes the mucous mem
branrs cle-an and healthy. With the r.kin
and mucous membranes in goenl working
cti!t. ht weather can be withstood with
very little suffering.
Imminent bathing with an occasional use
Df I crum i-i sure V) mitiu'ate the horrors cf
Don't forget when you
orJ?r starch to get the
best. Get DEFIANCE. No
more 'yellow" looking:
no more cracking; or
doesn't stick to the iron. It gives satis
faction or you get your money back. The
cost is 10 cents tor 16 ounces ol tne best
starch made. Of other starches you get
but 12 ounces. Now don't forget. It's at
your grocers.
nAS'L'PACTUREO BY
THE DEFIANCE STARCH CO.,
OMAHA. NEB.
V
1 jiuiMnv,v;,aa,I,,a
mi! ISM
RMERSI
We make all Vin.'.s cf tank. Iced Cypres or
White fine. Writu us for rrices and save middle
man's rrcbt.
WOODEN PACKAGE MFG. CO.
OMAHA. NEBRASKA.
CHAMt-'ICH TRUSS
EASV TO FIT.
EASY TO WEAR.
V-H V rti-!i-'i.r'.- .A ;v. IliM'rwl.Kl t i:h K.
Ph.;)ell!-a truia Cc. 61 i-cust St.. Fhila., Pa.
TAKE THE
TO THE
PANHANDLE COUNTRY
OF TEXAS.
Direxrt line from Chicaco anj Kansas City,
also f roai KaaiAS. Onlrfhoraa and Texas.
HOMESCCKERS' EXCURSIONS
From the East, first aad third Tuesdays"of
each ooath, also very low one-way rates
for settlers and their families. Huy
your ticket over the Santa Fe
aad see what the Pan
handle has to offer.
Further Information furotsh"! on application. I
W. J. BLACK. DOJI A. SWEXT.
P.U t.tlMf. Trm Sfr..
Tapaaa. , aad Caicafo. a 31 ariii-, la
W. S. EltHlW.
. r. .. r. . mr..
Oaltaa. Tts.
W. N. U., Omaha.
No. 40 1903.
Right Along
A good thing lives and
takes cn new life, and so
Mrv Trcs-.ie Ncltnn. 422 Droad St..
N; !ivillet '1 eon., writes :
'As Peruna has done me a world
of zrtod, I feel In duty bound to tell
of It, in hopes that It may meet the
eye of some woman who has suf
fered as I have.
" f or th e years I really did not
know what a perfectly well day
was, and it I did not ha ve headache,
I had backache or a pain some
where and realty Ufa was not worth
the effort I made to keep going.
'A good friend advised me to use
Peruna and I was glad to try any
thing, and I am very pleased to may
that six bottles made a new woman
of me and I have no more pains and
life looks bright again." Mrs.
Tressle Kelson.
hot weather. Many ladies have discovered
that the depression of hot weather and the
rigors they have been in the habit of at
tributing to malaria, rjuickly disappear
when they use I'eruna. This is why I'e
runa is so popular with them. I'eruna
provides clean mucous membranes, and the
clean mucous membranes do the rest.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac
tory results from the use of I'eruna, write
at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased
to Rive you his valuable advice gratis.
Address Ir. Hartman, President of Tho
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
clothes.
breaking. It
Klpan Tln;c8 are tbc bP't dy.
rcpi-ia iiiedirlue ever untile. A
liiiudreit in!Ul.n f tbeni have
lceu !d In th- Vnlted t-taten In
a sl.iitle yrtir. ii:(ipatli'n. Iieart
lt;rn. hk'k heailufhe. tllzzine,. lrt'l
tireiith. H.ire llimat. and every lil
ne riHiir lr:a a disordered
ftomai-h ar relieved or cured by It'j'aTu Tabules.
One will KPRcraliv plve relief within twenty min
ute. Tbe tlve-eent package x enougli iur irdluary
occasion. All d;-ajri:ists sell ibeui.
uu
TOOTH POWDER
There Is no Beauty
tat cm taud the di-jfitturenient of b&
teeth. Take care ot your teeth. Only
one way
W. L, DOUGLAS
$3.S2 & '3 SHOES K'
You can save from $3 to $5 yearly ty
wearing "V . L. Douglas $3.50 or $3 shoes.
TUy equal t.ioso
tli.it h:rc 1ki3 enst
in vn from S4J0
ti $".' O Tio i;n
merne s.il.i of V". L.
lNul.ts s!iv- proves
their superiority over
all ether make.
coiil by retail shoo
dealers everywhere.
Look for iuiuj and
pries on bottom.
Thai bo.cla ae Tor.
Oust nit prom Ib.r is
valae is Doavla hne. 1
er I. Ike klrt
pratei't.l-atliriDade. t '-X.v
Fa.it i : ,lor A mrtfi SsH-JO'i
C-ir 14 Oilt f a Line ram tot 6 equalled at anu price.
by mall. 23 rnt extra. Illaalrated
Cataloa; frea. W. L DOHTLAS Brocktoa, Jtaaa.
Pfcirji nofonnerty smckrf10Ct3rs connote
LEaiS'SMGlE BOER
STRAIGHT CIGAR
Tour Jobber or direct from Factory, Peoria. IU.
y
Q- Ay)
111111
fry: m
IS
Bathing in Missouri.
A traveling man alighted from a
train, and. covered with the dirt and
dust, of travel, made- his way to the
best hotel In a Fouthw.t Missouri
town tho othor day. As ho handed
the :orfor his gilpH. h told him he
wanted to take a bath. The 11 euro
boy hesitated a moment, and then
replied: "Forry, rah. but we. ain't
yol no bath In this berth house."
"How Io yon people bathe?-' asked
the guest. "Well, sail." returned the
negro, "in de sum ma h time we all
goes out 'to de Hast Fork and ducks
In the erfcn, and in do wlritah time
ve Je3 waits fo' de gooI olde sunimab
lime." Ka:.sa3 City Star.
No Labor Party There.
Senator Walker told a story during
a reeent debate in the upper house
of the commonwealth on the policy
of a "white Australia." A mission
ary In China was endeavoring to con
vert one of the natives. "Suppose me
Christian, me go to heaven?" remark
ed Ah Sin. "Yes." replied the mis
sionary. "AM right." retorted the
heathen, "but what for you no let
Chinaman Into Australia when you
let him into heaven?" "Ah." said the
missionary with fervor, "there's no la
bor party in heaven."
Physicians to Beasts.
It Is oetieved that in all cases pup
pies are born blind. A millionaire
oog fancier has two that were not
on'y horn blind, but have remained so.
He values them af $f.M each. At first
it wes decided to send them to a vet
erinary surgeon for treatment. The
matter was discussed pro and con.
The ' veterinary," it was suggested,
treats only horses and cows: he
knows nothing of dogs. Singularly
enough,
notwithstanding there are
. . 1. I.lA -.1.
uogs a plenty worth Jin.con each, we
have r.o famous dog doctors. It Is
still more strange th?.t we have many
horses that are valued at from $3,-
O1.0 to $75.0m. an.l have never had a
great veterinary surgeon. There are
c ows in the herds ot Morton, Hooke-
feller, Twowbly and Havemeyer
worth $2,(Mu each, but we have no
celebrated cow doctors. Iast year
one of these animals was taken with
a colic, and an ordinary, everyday
physician was sent for. He cured the
cow, and his fee was $"00.
Only a fool attempts to measure tho
enjoyment of others by his own.
"I Found It Go."
McCormick. 111., Sept. 2S. ?diss
Kihel Hradshaw of thin place has writ-
J ten a letter, which is remarkable for
the character f)f the siatoments it
contains. As her letter v.ill bo read
with interest, and orohahly with profit
by many women, it has boon thought
advisable to pr.llisli it in part. Anions
other things Miss Brails'naw says:
'I had Kidney Trouble with tho
various unpleasant symptoms which
always come with that disease, and I
have found a cure. I would strongly
advise all who may be puffer i-ns with
any form of Kidney Complaint to use
Uodd's Kidney J'ills, a remedy which
I have found to Le entirely satisfac
tory: "This remedy !s within the reach of
all. and it Li all that it is recom
mended to be. I found it so. and there
fore feel it my duty to tell others
about it."
Dr. Dur.av.ay of Benton. 111., uses
Dodd's Kidney Pills iu his regular
practice, and says they are the best
medicine for Kidney Troubles. lie
claims they will cure Diabete3 in
the last stages.
Things Royalties Eat.
The German emperor is particularly
foDd of thrush salmi, a kind of stew
made of thrushes. Queen Wilhelmina
of Holland prefers roast joits, and
the Kin? of Spain likes underdone
beef. Custards are the favorites of
the King of Italy, while cod fried in
oil finds favor with the Czar of Rus
sia, and mutton is chosen by the
president of the French republic. The
grandfather of the King of Italy had
a peculiar taste for a monarch he
preferred bread and cheese, and used
to carry it about with him. even to the
opera. King Edward has a special lik
ing for well-cooked mutton chops.
Deafness Cannot be Cured.
by local appllc-atlonfi as they cannot reac h tlie
eas.-l portion ot 'tne ear. Tliero Is only one vy to
cure Ueatnen, anil tint Is by -onstl;utlonnl roiiicilles.
DeafocsB Is cauhed ly an Inflamed condlilon of the
miu-ous llnlnp of the KustHchl.:n Tube. When tills
tule la ititlanied yon have a ru:iilUii sound or Ira-erfM-t
hearing, en 1 when It Is entirely eloped, lea:'
ncsn Is the result, and uu.ess the InHammatlon ran he
taken out and tnia tul-e restored to its normal con
dition. henrlDK fre deftroyed forever. Jilne cases
out often urecanped by catarrh, wiili-h Is nothing but
an Inflamed condition of the iiiiicoub eurtarvs.
' We will give Oiio Hundred Dollars for any case of
Henfnens (caused by cutarrlu th:.t cannot be cured
by Hill's Catarrh Cure. Srnd for circulars, free.
F. J. CHEN t V &, CO.. Toledo, O.
Sold by Prn(rp!t8. 7.c.
lia.l's Family Tills are the best.
It is well to know some people well
enough not to know them.
Mr. AVlnr.low-a oottilnsr Jymri
For children teething, softens tne unib. reuures lrj.
Qaictuation.allayf pain, cures wica colic. C5c a botiie.
Remember that difficulties are only
made to be overcome.
When You Buy Starch
bnT Defiance and get the best. 10 02. for 10
cents. Once used, nlwavs used.
- Submission is the secret of spiritual
strength.
The more chicks a hen has the more
she hates the hen w ho has still more.
X am aare Plso's Cure for Consumption savea
my life three years apo. Mrs. Taos. Rorbins.
Mapie Street, Norwich. X. Y.. Feb. 17, 1900.
There are lazy men in business, but
there are no lazy "business" men.
Defiance Starch
should be in every household, none so grood.
besides 4 oz. more for 10 cents than any
other brand of cold water starch.
There Is no self-satisfaction in sal
vation. IF YOU rSE BALL BLCE,
Get Red Cross Bull Blue, the best Ball Blue.
Large U oz. package only 5 cents.
A life-line is better than a speaking
trumpet any day.
There are no necessary evils In a
righteous world.
Some men get tight because they
screw up their courage with liquor.
Old Rliali
St. Jacobs Oil
keeps right along curing
Pains and Achcs
Pric 25c and 0Cc
RIDICULE.
The biting, th little ironical thing".
With their ncrl. ulry nn.l pungent Mings.
Tho' coii.-hea lb U.o form of innocent
flings.
Are often the thing that carry.
For they iltre-e beneath the smug veneer.
And alter the lines of the worldling'))
etieer.
As they brush aside, with a carcleb Jeer,
The world's utu-mpt to parry.
Their shafts sink deep In the leathern
hide
Of the hypocrite garbed In blatant pride.
Old folly and Kliam. they stand a hide,
When Irony'" shafts are speeding.
For. write It duwn. that knave and fool.
In art or mart. In church or school.
Fear naught so much as the ridicule
That men pass by unheeding.
William II. Greenfield.
LOTHIA'S
Iiy IIKI.KN
Copyrighted, VJ03, by Tfte
Lothia was in an unpleasant mood,
It caused her to forget her habit of
prim, orderly neatness a quality so
deeply inculcated as to seem a part
, cf hr very self.
!
Ix.ft motherless before her recollec-
1 Uon ghe had Krown to womanhood
under thg watchful care of an Indul.
.
ent father. He had never given her
I premptory command, but had led
, her nevertheless, high-strung and way
ward though she was, In his own way,
by sterling advice, with love and gen
tleness, and often a seeming acquies-
cence to her whims. The plans for
her future were made in her early
childhood, but Robert Yates had been
wise enough to keep this from his
headstrong daughter, while he had
guarded against complications.
Of late her father had changed, and
Lothia was uneasy about it. It was
now two weeks since a bulky letter
arrived for him, which she delivered
gaily remarking on its size, and
curious as to its contents, wnen ner
father saw the envelope, his face be
came ashen, and he lost his geniality,
j Although Robert Yates had looked
forward for many years to what was
I before him, now he wallowed in the
j "slough of despair" at the culmiirA
' tion of his hopes. With the thought
. of separation ever before him, he
I could not regain his old cheerfulness.
I To-day another letter arrived bear
: Ing the same postmark. Lothia had
j sent this one in, fearing a repetition
j of the former scene. Shortly she was
i summoned into her father's presence,
to be addressed with sternness, and,
! she thought, with cruelty,
j "I.othia, you are grown to woman
f hood, and it is time that you were
j settled in life. In your infancy I
I made an arrangement for your future;
I aow the time has arrived for the ful-
Sllment of that plan. To-mcrrow a
! gentleman will visit us whom I de
sire you to treat with the greatest re
spect, as I esteem him highly, and
he is to be your husband in the near
future."
Lothia's great, blue eyes voiced her
astonishment, then slowly filled with
tears, but after a moment's pause her
father continued: "His name Is S. E.
Aaron 'Yool bridge."
"Is he young, papa?" asked the girl
with tremulous lips.
"Well, no; not extremely young;
forty, or thereabouts."
"O papa, how could you!" she
sobbed.
The man moved uneasily about the
room. At last he stopped before her.
"There is no use of becoming hy
sterical," he said. "You must do my
bidding."
"But why, papa?"
"Because it is best because be
lause I command you."
The fire of indignation flashed from
her eyes. "Well, then I won't; that's
3at," she cried, rushing from the room
to leave her father filled with sad
wonderment.
Catching her sailor hat by the brim
she jammed it upon her head with
iricious earnestness, not stopping, as
svas her wont, to brush back her rebel
lious rings of copper colored hair, for
the breeze made sad havoc with them
if left loose. She would go where no
one would find her, and think it out.
The narrow wagon road wound
jround the oot of the mountain close
o its base. Now that Lothia was
nigh above the road the meadows
teemed far below her. She glanced
"Oh, papa,
how could
sobbed.
you!'
she
down involuntarily, and thought how
easily she might end it all. As she
leaned forward a trifle, the better to
ee the bottom, the loose earth slipped
beneath her feet; instinctively she
grasped a root, but it gave way, and
she plunged downward, clutching at
vines and briars. She closed her eyes,
vindictively saying, "Xow, pay
you'll be sorry."
"Are you hurt?" anxiously arte
gentleman, bending over Lothla,
she regained consciousness.
"Why did you stand there?" spite
fully cried the girl, struggling to a
sitting posture. "I know you stood
'1 :
ACCIDENT
A. lIKt lkWiril.
Author Pultluhing Company
there just so I couldn't fall; you're a
mean, hateful thing."
The man stepped respectfully aside,
with a look of amused perplexity on
his face. "Was this a wilful deed?"
ue asked.
"No, 't wasn't; I slipped, and you
might have stayed away so I could
have been hurt; I hate the sight of
you," she cried, angrily, while tho
tears filled her eyes.
"Do you really wish to be injured?
I am sure I would be glad to assist
you in any way that I can. I might
accommodate you by throwing you as
high as possible and letting you come
down unattended. I could throw you
"Are you hurt?"
quite high; I am over six feet tall, and
am strong, while you are but a
feather's weight."
Lothia laughed gaily. "You're not
sucn a bad sort after all," she said,
but I do wish you hadn't been there
so tney could nave lounu anu sent
me home; I guess then papa'd be
sorry.
"Yonder is a fiat rock which vill
make a comfortable seat; let us be
friends, and you tell me all about it
Mis3 Miss ah" offering his hand to
assist her.
"Yates, Ixithia Yates; now, what Is
your name."
The man seemed suddenly confused,
but finally stammered out, "Silas."
"Now sit here and tell me your
trouble, if 3-ou will."
"Well," she began, "you see papa
is just as good as gold, but some
thing has got holi of him lately, and
he wants me to marry an old man
with the horridest name. Say, haven't
you another name?"
The man reddened as he replied:
"Yes; Aaron."
A silvery peal of laughter floated up
the mountain side. "Why, isn't that
funny; that's the old man's name, too.
Aaron Woolbridge .forty; just think of
it. If I had been hurt maybe papa
would have felt so sorry tha; when
the old man comes to-morrow he
would send him away."
"Does forty seem to you so very
old?" queried the gentleman.
"O dear, yes! papa is sixty; I am
twenty, and papa has been old ever
since I can remember him. I wish. I
had been hurt just a little so I could
mako a fuss, but I haven't a scratch."
"Now, Miss Yates "
"Say, Lothia, it seems as if I had
known you always."
"Very well, Lothia. I am a medical
man, Dr. Aaron; you are generally
bruised. I will bandage your head,
your ankle and your arm, and will
convey you to a farm house nearby,
where I will arrange for you to re
main until sufficiently recovered to be
removed. Of course, the length of
time rests with yourself. In the mean
time you can communicate with this
old man and tell him your feelings;
perhaps, he may release you."
"That's capital," she cried, clapping
her hands.
Robert Yates was informed and
came to see his daughter daily, but
never mentioned her would-be suitor.
Hor letter, filled with bitter scorn and
loathing for an old man of forty, bear
ing such a horrid name, was duly
written and given to one of the farm
hands to post.
Time flew on the wings of the wind
for Lothia. Bandaged as she was
for she dared not admit the ruse
the time that passed seemed wonder
fully short. The doctor's visits vrere
awaited with feverish expectation.
"Lothia, this is my last visit."
"Your last visit," she gasped,
while the color forsook her cheeks.
She felt that the sunshine was going
out of her life forever.
"Must this ruse continue, or shall
we end it now?" he asked, gravely.
"I hardly think Mr. Woolbridge will
trouble you."
The doctor's pocket was bulging
with the mail he had just received.
One envelope caught the girl's eye.
"Where did you get this?" she cried,
taking up the letter.
"From the post; it belongs to me.
Forgive me, Lothia, but I am S. E.
ear on Woolbridge. I stayed on here.
honing to overcome your prejudice
and win your love. I find your rea."
sentlmer.ts voiced In this letter
and " lils voice quivered percept
Ibly "I can Ktay no longer."
l.othla crimsoned with flr,mc ".
don't want you to go," tsho no' bed.
"What does this mean, little one'
.Is It that you care for met"
"O yes, I do; don't go, please?"
"What! care for an old men ol
forty, with 'such a horrid name?"
"I don't care for anything but you,
nrn Ortlvo m?'
CUBA i-'r'"
"On one condition that you marrj
me without delay, before I get older.
he Fald. folding her In his arms.
"How could I have been so foolish?
she whispered from her safe shelter.
HAD AN AWFUL DREAM.
Robbed
by a Giant Ostrich
With
Almost Red Legs.
Hunting yarns were In order, and
it was up to the African explorer foi
his contribution.
"I was troltklng along tho southern
coast of Africa a few years ago," Raid
he, "and had spent most of the day
shooting pheasants, springboks, vlck
toks, duykerboks am! the other kind
of 'boks' with which the country
abounds, when 1 was suddenly con
fronted by the biggest ostrich I vri
saw.
"As ho stood before nie, intent I
regarding nie, he looked to be six feel
tall, and for the moment I lost my
presence of mind. Then I backed
n way. intending to shoot tho big bird,
but to my utter dismay found thai
the magazine of my gun was empty.
"Then I remembered hearing thai
it . 1 . a a. t - t . 1 .
me legs 01 an osiricn turn pinK in n 1
he is angry and I looked at his limbs I
They were not only pink but almost;
:ed, and, as he started threateningly
toward me, I threw myself flat on the
ground, this being admittedly the best
way to escape death or injury from
the blows of one of these birds when
infuriated.
"The ostrich came close to my side,
and after intently regarding me for a
moment, poked out his long neck, in
serted his bill into the pocket of my
waistcoat, abstracted my watch and
calmly swallowed it with a look of
intense satisfaction.
"Next he explored the pockets
my trousers, and finding my knife.
gulped that down with an expression
cf gastronomic delight. My bunch of
ke3S followed suit, as did everything
in the way of metal or glass I had
about me.
"Then, having made a sumptuous
meal of my personal belongings, he
stalked majestically away, leaving me
unharmed. I got up finally and went
through my pockets to see if ho had
left anything, when, to my utter sur
prise, I found my watch, knife, keys
and everything else in their proper
receptacles.
"Then it dawned upon me that I
had dreamed a bad dream and I re
solved never again to take a nap on
the veldt." New York Tribune.
HEROISM OF A WOMAN.
Proof Trias She is Capable cf Rising
to Sublime Heights.
Life constantly turns up facts which
are beyond all fiction. A few days
ago a case of destitution enlisted the
attention of the police. The husband
had stolen in order that his wife and
child might have food. Sympathy was
quickly enlisted, and work was offered
to the man.
But the police discovered a little too
much. The man, who had first seemed
to be a hero, was a bigamist and a
thief with a record. His claim that he
could find no employment was false.
He is now behind prison bars.
Still there was heroism in the inci
dent. The second wife., whom he had
deceived, was an honest and honorable
woman. She refused -to appease her
hunger from the profits of crime, how
ever desperate the circumstances
were. Her principles stood out in the
face of the severest temptation and
she still believed in her husband.
Heroism is line, but it seems a bit
finer when it is shown in an humble
instance and when the one who shows
it is a woman who trusts. Baltimore
Herald.
At a Table d'Hote.
you should ch:in-e to stroll one r.isht
If
into a table d'r.eito,
Thc-se persons, or their prototypes, you'll
very likely note:
There's the srentlr-man who. hermitlike,
dines nightly by himself.
The lady of uncertain years, who's lall
upon the shelf.
They fit at separate tables, although ap
proximate. And there really Reems no renson why
they shouldn't join their fate!
The Beau Brummel. who's e!Jerly, with
spouse just half his ;fe.
Who wishes very fervently to quit tho
gilded case!
Some artists, who will talk and talk un
interesting "j?hoj)."
And who will have to be content tomor
row with a cho;:
Some chorus girls with dresses that you
might well infer
Could not posR'Jy be bought on fifteen
dollars per;
Then you're sure to see sorr.e brokers in
spotless evening dress.
Who. if the food Is ";bull" or "bear."
don't care or give a guess!
The girl who doesn't eat a b;t. but ju?t
picks at her food.
The parvenu, who loves to ape his Focial
brotherhood!
And then you're bound to come across
the gourmand and gourmst.
The man. who'se sure to make a jcke on
"Pu rlez-vou3 Krancais?"
Th' lra?cih!e old gentleman, who likes
just this and that.
And says that "he will have them" and
so well, verbum sat.
The Invalid, who's suffering from dys
pepsia or the grip.
He abuses all the waiters and never gives
a tip!
The man who gulps his coffee down and
eats peas with his knife.
The young and gay Lothario, who thinks
h-i'e seeing life!
And a hundred other specimens, whose
appetites denote
That they never are so hp;-y as at a
table a note:
La Touche Hancock.
As Bad as That?
Everything goes in Pittsburg, except
on Sunday. The injunction there is
"Six days shalt thou graft, but the
seventh shalt thou rest." It is said
of them that "They keep the Sabbath
day and everything else they can lay
hands on." Memphis (Tenn.) News.
Women Wigmakers Unite.
Ferr.ale wigmakers In Paris have
just formed . federation to protect
themselves. Their trade scon ruina
the eyesight and they work eleven
ho'irs a dy.
WILES OF A WOMAN
USELESS FOR MAN TO STRUGGLE
AGAINST THEM.
Denodict cf Years Gives Bachelor
Friend Some Pointers on a Subject
cf World-Wic" Interest Supp'y of
Tr.cks Inexhaustible.
The bachelor and the married tttu
were talking of all i-orts of thlnK".
anl finally the concratlui got
around to that all absorbing todc,
woman. "I don't r.ee why ho many
t you men are ruled by your wIvvk,"
said the bachelor. "You are not firm
enough with them. I'd like to any
woman v.ho could make ine do tny
thing I did not want to do."
"That remark could come from a
bachelor ami no one elm" said tho
married mun. "I know bettor. A Ivng
time ngo the jmh-I sang, 'lie Is u fool
who thinks by force or iklll to turn
the current of a woman's will,' mid
the song rings Just as true today an
It did In the seventeenth century.
"if a woman wants 1:t own way sho
is bound to get It. Hhe has a thou
sand tricks she may play, and not nil
man's acuteness or alertness will line)
her out. Nearly every woman Is itioro
or less of nil actress, mid hi that lies
her power to dupe the other sex. If
rlie is llatly refused what she wants,
she Is not. In the Jeie t discouraged.
.She promptly lays h r plans to get.
what she; desires by hook or by crook.
"Klrst she tries tears, generally a
most, effective weapon ill clearing a
I path to lu r own way. I!ut tears be
come less effective the more they r
usee, fn she next tries Indifference. If
that fails she tries the ninrtyrllko
pose, which consists in going ubout
with a sweet smile, but with nu Injur
ed air, and is generally enough to
drive a man to buying a hoioe and
lot If the woman wants it. 1
"Then there Is the scheme of mak
ing the man think that h'-r way is his
way. This is rather a delicate tusk
and can only be accomplished by a
woman of rare skill, but If sin- under
stands her husband thoroughly It can
gene rally be brought about. Some-
Mires a woman 111:1 v rlinn remjirU
of.ft,MI1t ,,. ,,.lll(ifj tliinsr which h. r
falhc r meI to give b r. tlx 11 sh- nigh
and says plaintively that of courso
sh'rf cannot expect to have all thoso
things now kmo'k married, and, after a
sad pi'.tise, reniarl.s that i-li" Ii;:k her
husband, and that in enough for her.
She may also say casually that, hoiiio
one has declared that Ikt husband
was Ktingy, and it Is no mch a thing,
for lit always elves her everything
Kb" wants. 'Don't you. I t ?' And
tl en I'et dews."
"But if jeni know all these tricks,"
.said the bachelor, "I should think it
would be pretty easy fer you to get
the be tie r of your wife."
"My clear man, my wife has a new
trick for every day in the year. .lust
in soon as I le arn .1 few of t!i":n f he
liscarels theni fejr fresh ones that I
never dreamed of. So. J gave; up
long age. I found out that If my wifo
wants anything she; is Hire te get It,
se now I give In Iu the flirt place-."
New York Times.
A WIFE WORTH HAVING.
1 Lady Eeaconsficld's Affectionate Devo
tion to Her Husband.
A story indicating the great affec
tion and intense admiration which
Lady Deacons fie -lei cntc-rtalne-el for her
husband is told as follows: On a cer
tain day when Iord Deacons field, then
Mr. Disraeli, had to make an import
ant speech he and his wife drove to
the house together. Arrived at their
destination, he alighted from the car
riage and r-hut tho door with a bang.
He stayed some minutes talkiny tej hla
wife through the carriage window be
fore he bade her farewell anel entered
the house. It was late at night when
he arrived home, but he found his
wife waiting for him. He noticed,
however, that her left hand was
swat heel in bandages. On inquiring;
the cause of this he? learned that when
he left her ho had 'hut l.er hand In
the carriage door and. though sho
suffered terrible; pain, she allow-el no
trace of It to appear on her face,
knowing that !f .she c!id h'-r husband
would lose that n-if-ccur, j osure which
is neces;sary to the de-'.i very of a gexd
Fi"-cc:j. -i..!
New Ccrk-Bearir.g Tree. " -J
A new kinel f cork-bearing trw,
which is expected to prove of much
commercial value, bi.s been discov
ered recently In Nicaragua, whence
considerable cjuantilies of the bark arfi
already being shipped to the United
States. It Is calle;el the Anona, close;
ly resembling the ordinary cotton
wood, and grows along the water
' courses.
Love's Corr.irg.
f.ove, true Tyive-. i!d wr.ri h! way
Into rny b-arl e.;i a e-it:i:n ebiv,
Anel tli'r" !i- m;;d- J.oirK-."
r Kiy was lie tliat win 11 In- earn?
1 scare- e:id know !:;:n t li'-ri l,y n.'irrie;
He i-'Uiyed. i,,r can-d to roa'tn.
And of h'.m then T sw no tr.-iee,
I'titil he fniinel li!s r'Htiiiir place.
True friendship v.iiK Ilrst dl-guive.
Which se-rve-el to blind in-.- trusti.-.g yes.
And after fri'-ndship seeds wi-n- se.rJ(
I audkc te find !xve :ll rnv own.
Jot-pbiiij Angell I.ee In llroe,:In
EaK'e.
Seemed to Be Mistaken.
The Rev. Henry Van Dyke is a very
good man, but he does love his little
joke, which makes him none the less
valuable as an agent for the better
ment of mankind. One day he went
to the shoemaker's with a pair of
Ehoes which had gona. clean out at
the bottom, and just benind him came
a friend who also was inclined to lev
ity at timer
"Ah," smiled the friend. "I Fiippose
you have come to the phoe-maker to
have your feet shod with righteous
ness?"
"Well, no," responded the doctor,
gravely handing the friend one of his
shoes for inspection. "I have always
believed in the immortality of the
sole, but it looks as though I might
be mistaken, doesn't it?"
"For Further' Particulars."
Extract from a contemporary: "We
must protest with all our power
against ihe disgusting and degrading
spectacle of a prizefight which took
place on Saturday betweep Jeffries
and CorbetL Full detailr, II1 be
found on Page C."