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DOCTOR ADVOCATED PE-RU-NA HADE (ATARRII in a very frequent um of that clan of diaexies know a as female weaknes. Catarrh of the pelvic organ produces neb a variety of disagreeable aol irritat ing symptoms that many people in fact, the majority of people have no idea that they are caused by catart'i. If all the women who are suffering with any form of female weakness would write to Ir. Hartmnn, Columbus, Ohio, and give him a complete description of their symp toms and the peculiarities of their troubles, will immediately reply with complete directions for treatment, free of charge. Mrs. Jlva Jlartho, IJJ East 1 2th street, JV. V. City, xV. Y., writes : I suffered or three years tuith leucorrhea and ulceration of the womb. The doctor advocated an operation which J dreaded very much, and strongly objected to pa under it. A'oif f am a changed woman. J'eritna cured me; it took nine dottles, but I felt so much im proved I A-rft taking it, as I dreaded an operation so much. I am today in perfect health and have not felt so well for fifteen years." Mrs. va Juirtho. Miis Maud Stein bach, 1399 12th Street, Milwaukee, Wis., writes: Last winter 1 felt sick most of the time, was irregular and suffered lrom nervoui exhaustion and sever? I?arin:j down pains. I had so frequently heard of 1'eruna and what wonderful cures it performed so I sent for a ttottle and in four weeks my health nd strength were entirely restored to me." Miss Maud Steinbach. Kvery where the women are using Peruna and praising it. I'eruna is not a palliative simply; it cures by removing the cause of female disease. Ir. Ilartman has probably cured more women of female ailments than any other living physician. IJe makes these cures simply by using and recommending Peruna. 'It you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Inspiration, perspiration and desper ation art the ration which make Achievement fat. " When You Buy Stirch tiy Defiance and get the bet, 10 or. for 10 cents. Once um1. alwnva used. This Is the time of year when It Is likely to be disappointing to see last Bummer's suit. BABY'S FUTURE Something for Mothers to Think About Lives of Suffering and Sorrow Averted And Happiness and Prosperity Assured by CuticuraSoap.OintmentandPills When All Else Fails. Every child born Into the world with en Inherited or early developed ten dency to distressing, disfiguring hu mours of the frkln, scalp and blood, becomes an object of the most tender doiicltndc, not only because of its suffer ing, but because of the dreadful fear that the disfiguration Into be lifelong and mar Its future happiness and pros perity. Hence, It becomes the duty of mothers of sachafilicteJ children to ac quaint themselves wtth tho best, the pnrcst and most effective treatment available, viz.. The Cutlcura Treatment. Warm baths with Cutk-nra Soap, to clean.se the kinaml scalp of crusts and ncalen, gentle applications of Cutlcura Ointment, to allay Itching, Irritation and Inflammation, and soothe and heal, and mild doses of Cutlcura Uesolvent, to cool the blood In the severer cases, are all that can be desired for the speedy relief and pcrmauent cure of skin tor tared Infants and children, and the com fort of worn-out parents. Million' of women ue Cutlcura Soap, assisted by Cutlcura Ointment, for pre serving, purifying and beautifying tho kin, scalp, hair and hands, for annoy ing Irritations and weaknesses, and for many sanative, antiseptic purposes vhich readily suggest themselves. SolJ hroajhnwt n wiwH. Cvt'mr Reaohr nt fPr n Ibrm of boaoUtr oatft Pills. 'iSr. p-r , ul of Oiat. IMnt, r.. !, I .-.t. : London. 2? Chart-rh,ua i fart. Hue d ! Pix: Boatoo. 1 17 ColaaHiM . fultn Iru hera. Corp . Proprietor. frcd Car - Haw to Car Umbf liiunosra, Cor. 19th mi OVUMA. NEB. -w v. T' ntj porltlre cure for Ironkenne. Iri-rln and the Tobacco Habit. Cor-awanrrirl- atrlct'y confidential. Wll. K. BCRXS. Manaftr, FREE TO WOMEN! To prove the heaHntr and Clean power of 1'axtlne Toilet .tntlaeptle we will miiil ft 1 irt'i t r i . 1 tvaV ao wilQ IkxjIc of instruction absolutely free. This is nut a tiny sampie. but a larpe packe. enouea to con vine anyone of its value. , Women ail over the country , are praisinu lixtine fur what .it has done ia IocbI tmit- 'ment of female ill, curin? ail Inflammation and tlischanres. ionilerf ul as a cleansintr yaif?nsl douche, for sore throat. nasal catarrh, as a mouth wash and to remove tartar" and hito the teeth, fck'nd today; a postal card wll! o. lxll by drnrtliti or ent postpaid by o. HO omit. Irc bow. Satisfaction a;aitrntCwM Tilt: K. I'AXTll.N f'O.. ltostoo. Ma. II I Colurobu Ay. When Answerrng Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. W. N. U. Omaha. No. 25 1903 CUltt tlf alt flH ft ll Bast Couah Syrup. Tie looO. L.M In tlniw. om ry oruyg'w. i i 57" hi OPERATION--- KNIFE UNNECESSARY. p Mp. Eva Bartho. 3 5l let4 IJMVSGX Society Is a fashionable game In which diamonds are wagered against hearts. The Best Results in Starching ran le obtained only by using Defiance Htarrh, tefide getting 4 oz. more for same money no rooking required. Newfoundland Wreckers. Peor.le living along the cost of New foundland are "wreckers" to a man not In the criminal sense, but expert in stripping and unloading such ves sels as are tossed up on their shores. In fact, they count on prospective earnings of this kind. Father Ilenne bnry, priest at Trepassey, near Cape Race, was dining one day with the late Dishop Power, of St. John's. 'How will your people get along this win ter?" asked the bishop. "Very well, my lord." was the priest's cheerful answer, "with the help of God and a few wrecks." The well earneil reputation and increas ing popularity of the Lewis' "Single Hinder, straight 5c cigar, is due to the maintained high qualitv and appreciation of the smoker. Lewis' Factory, Peoria, I1L As the Emperor Sees Himself. The Paris correspondent prints a se lection of Emperor William's utter ances with a view to portraying him as he sees himself. "I am your em peror," he once said to the Germans, "by an immutable decree of God." Again: "What I require of my people is a fidelity that never wavers." "The assertion of an emperor must not be dispuated." "Frightful was the time, bitter were the years, before Germany had an emperor." To a gathering of German bishops he said: "Regard me as the intermediary between you and German's ancient God." Insist cn Getting it Forrt gr.K-ers pay they don't keep De fiance Starch. This" is because they have a stork on hand of ott.er brands containing only 1- oz. in a package, which they won t le a'le to fe!l first, te-ause Defiance con tains lti oz. for the same money. Do you want 1'ioz. instead of 12 or. for name money ? Then buy Defiance Starch. Requires no cooking. Victor Emmanuel a Stuart. When King Edward went to Italy he met, accoruing to the London C'uronicle, a king who is more of a Stuart than himself. Both are de scended from James L but the king of Italy Is also, through his mother, elev enth in descent from Charles I. In strict right Victor Emmanuel has more claim to the British crown than his royal guest who wears it. But for their Catholic religion, the Savoys would have been installed to rule over England, and not the Erunswicks, when the Stuarts were evicted. After the children of James II, the next in blood was the Duchess of Savoy, daughter of Henrietta, the youngest child of Charles I. But she was not a Protestant, and so was debarred. Thus it was that the British crown wa3 passed to the house of Bruns wick by the act of settlment in 1701. Otherwise the Savoys would now be the royal family. Low Rates to Boston and Return Ir. June and July. Via the Lake Shore & Michigan Southern Ry. Tickets will be sold June 25th, 26th and 27th; extreme re turn limit August 1st; and on July 1st, 2d. 3d. 4th and 5th, extreme return limit September 1st. Stop-overs al lowed at Niagara Falls and Chautau qua; also at New York on tickets via that route. Full information, with rates via variable routes, will bo promptly furnished on application at City Ticket Office. ISO Clark street, or to C. F. Daly, Chief A. G. P. A., Chi cago. Even a solemn man vill try to be jolly when he passes his plate the sec ond time. rok for t h is t rrwle mark: " The Klean. Kooi Kitehen Kind.'" The stoves without smoke. ahes or heat. Make comfortable cooking. J Not many men think of themselves when they are looking for a place to lay blame. Do Your Clothes Look Yellow? Tben ne Penanr-e Btareh. it will kef them white lti os. for 10 cents. Woman is man's solace, and man well, man Is rather an uncertain quan tity at best. WHAT HAS HE DONE? THE PRESIDENT'S TOUR AND HIS POLITICAL FUTURE. What Do the Sober and Conservative Members of His Party Think of the Recent Bombastic Utterances of the Chief Executive? At the end of President Roosevelt's prolonged travels It becomes Inter esting to speculate upon the effects of his progress upon his political fu ture. There is practically no attempt to disguise the fact that the tour of the West was undertaken with a view to its Influence upon the Republican national convention cf next year and with an eye to the getting of votes In the Presidential election in case the President is renominated. Has the trip accomplished the desired result? Cordial and even enthusiastic wel come has greeted President Roosevelt wherever he has appeared. He has at tracted crowds who have applauded his speeches heartily. In a score of cities he has been acclaimed as his own successor. Popular feeling is evi dently friendly to him In the section of country he has traversed. The question 13 whether in gaining some what of the affection of the West Col. Roosevelt has not weakened his h'dd upon the East. It could easily have been predicted that the President's militant senti ments would arouse applause in com munities where a large section of the male population is armed. His par able of the soft-spoken man and the big stick naturally elicited the admira tion of citizens who exemplify the principle in soft speech, though for the big stick they substitute a six shooter. When he expressed his naval policy in the frontier maxim, "Don't draw un less you mean to shoot," he employed a colloquialism which was thoroughly appreciated by his auditors, and when he utilized the twin proverb respecting the advisability of "getting the drop" on the other nations of the world there can be no doubt that he was in .thorough rapport with many of the people who heard him. They under stand and approve that policy as be tween men and they reason that it must be equally desirable as between nations. So far as the far West 13 concerned, therefore, we may reasonably assume that the President is popular. But was he not popular there before? Had he anything in particular to gain by "stumping" a section of the country which was admittedly favorable to him? Had he not, rather, something to lose by delivering a series of belli cose speeches which, however they might excite the delighted whoops of a population familiar with the lariat, picket pin and Winchester, were cal culated to cause uneasiness in that section of the Republican party which, from. its industrial and financial inter ests, deprecates all talk of war that section of the party, moreover, which furnishes campaign funds and names presidential candidates? That is the question which the man agers of the President's political for tunes may well ask themselves. They will undoubtedly recall the fact that Col. Roosevelt's predecessor, a much more adroit politician, so far from talking of the glories of war, was al ways deprecating it. They will re member that the same influences con trol the Republican party now that controlled it when President McKinley at their dictation postponed war. with Spain as long as he possibly could. These interests are not fond of talk about big sticks and "guns" when such talk is aimed at international neighbors somewhat susceptible and capable of making a hard fight. They are not likely to regard with favor a President and Presidential candidate who continually preaches a crusade against anybody and everybody who desires that this nation shall go about with a chip on its shoulder and its ccat tails trailing on the ground as an invitation to the whole world to come and fight. Col. Roosevelt's knowledge of war is really very small. He forms his ideas of it from the few skirmishes in which he participated in Cuba. He knows of the horrors of the civil war only by hearsay. The men who con trol his party are older. Many of them were participants in the strug gle between the states. These men, aside from their merely material inter ests, may not readily indorse a man whose mind runs somewhat too easily to the idea that war is a thing to be lightly discussed on festive occasions and who has little else to say that is worth while. Washington Dictates to Iowa. A Washington correspondent asserts upon good authority that Gov. Cum mins is to get his Iowa ideas about the tariff as a shelter for monopoly from Washington and that they will be the ideas of the St. Louis platform. This statement, he says, may be accepted without reserve, all denials to the con trary notwithstanding. The history of the Republican party in the We6t raises a strong presump tion in support of the statement even in the absence of positive assurances of its correctness. Much has been said about tariff reform at one time and another by western Republicans, and no little zeal in the cause cf such reform, has been professed by western Republican leaders at remote inter vals. This is especially true of Iowa Re publican leaders. In the late '60's and early '70's John A. Kasson and Will iam B. Allison were more radical tariff reformers, professedly, than Gov. Cummins ever pretended to be. If they were to make such speeches to day as they did then they would be branded as rank free traders by every Republican organ in the land. When it came to platforms the tariff beneficiaries of the eastern states did the writting. The Iowa idea was for mulated in Pennsylvania by such men as the late William D. Kelley, and the formulation always meant more rob bery of the west for the tariff barons of the east, and the Iowa Republicans always took the prescription meekly. Presently Mr.. Kasson was dropped by the party bosses because he was too much in earnest as a tariff re former. Mr. Allison was foxy. He stopped talking tariff reform in Con gress and made it his business to pootbe the tariff-reform Republicans of his state and make them forget that they had evr been tariff reformers. Probably not many people remembei that he ever raised hia own voice for tariff reform. Is Gov. Cummins made of sterner stuff? There is nothing to indicate that he is. His mission, like that of Mr. Allison thirty-five years ago. seems to be first to quiet those Iowa Republicans in the ranks who are tired of tariff for monopoly only by offering to lead them out into the green pas tures of reform, and next, after he has quieted them, to lead them back to the platform of 1896 upon the plea that it would never do to create dis cord in the party. The Cumminses of Iowa, the Bab cockg of Wisconsin and all the others who have been denouncing tariff as a shelter for monopoly will be found when the time comes leading their several flocks as usual to the tariff slaughter. Steel Trust's Foreign Policy. The New York Commercial said re cently: "The United States Steel Corpora tion and its competitors have in structed their foreign agents to look for a market for light finished steel products. The production of sheets, tin plate, steel wire products, etc., is greater than domestic consump tion. Rather than close the mills, and thus be compelled to reduce the price to home consumers, the surplus will be sent abroad at a price below that quoted In the home market." The Commercial said that "this policy has frequently been resorted to. Among concerns that benefited largely by this method in the past were all the corporations that are now under the domination of the United States Steel Corporation." On Nov. 28, it was announced that the Steel trust bad cut both Its do mestic and foreign prices on wire, wire nails, tin plate, wrought iron pipe, etc., ?5 per ton. During the recent campaign the Re publicans were denying strenuously that our exports were sold cheaper to foreigners than at home and were positively that the Tin Plate trust was not selling abroad. As a matter of fact it began this nefarious business more than three years ago. Foreign ers have all along been getting our steel goods at from 20 to 50 per cent less than we are compelled to pay for them. If the foreigners pay our taxes It is only fair that they should get our goods cheaper. If we pay the tariff taxes we should be the preferred cus tomers of the protected trusts. Con gress should investigate to learn who pays these taxes. If, perchance, it should find that we pay them it might discuss the propriety of taking them Off. Trusts, Tariff and Prices. Can the Republicans afford to con tinue their opposition to a revision of the tariff, when it is admitted that the trusts "have played a very consid erable part in forcing up prices." If the tariff on trust productions was re duced the trusts would have to lower their prices to prevent similar pro ductions from abroad competing with them. If the tariff was abolished on some trust made articles that the trusts are selling abroad cheaper than here, to hold the home market the price of such trust productions would have to be made as low as the foreign goods could be imported for. This should not stop home production, but would cut the exorbitant profits now made by the trusts and divide up pros perity a little more evenly so that we might all get a share of it. Equally Open to Suspicion. That some doubt is entertained re specting the entire good faith of the administration's onslaught upon the octopuses is manifest from a story which comes from Missouri. One of two twin brothers so runs the recit al was found insane and ordered committed to an asylum. The other twin took him to the institution. That evening the sheriff received a tele gram from the superintendent of the asylum. "Two men who look just alike here from your county, one for commitment. One talks of building a railroad to the moon and the other says the Republican party is opposed to trusts. Which is the crazy man?" Mr. Morgan is apparently the only man in the country who believes that our eloquent executive really means any harm to the trusts. The Rocsevelt Dynasty. From the frantic manner in which Republican politicians repudiate the possibility of any one save Col. Roose velt being the Republican nominee next year it looks as though the Roosevelt incumbency were now dyn astic rather than electoral. Such loy alty to the throne and reigning sover eign is not exceeded even in coun tries enjoying a monarchical form cf government. Machen Not Alarmed. They are talking down in Washing ton of sending Mr. Machen to the penitentiary, but that gentleman is a long way from the barred doors and his collection of "pulls" has not even been given an exercise gallop yet. Messrs. Rathbone and Neely will smile at the notion of anything seri ous happening to Mr. Machen. Filipinos Somewhat Suspicious. Not a sirgle Filipino has yet taken advantage of the offer to educate 200 young natives of the Philippines in American colleges free of cost. Pos sibly our youthful colonial fellow citi zens are under the impression that the Krag-Jorgensen is the chief edu cating force in the mother country a well as in the dependencies. Republican 'Harmony." Mr. Foraker's smile as he occupies a front seat on the Roosevelt band wagon is all the more bland and happy as he reflects that Uncle Hanna is hanging on to the vehicle by a some what slight and precarious grip on the tail board. A Fellow Feeling. In his present tribulations Mr.' Payne will undoubtedly command the sympathy of Mr. Root, who knows from painful experience what it is to have a scandal blow up under him every two or three! weeks. HI3 BAD-COLORED WHISKERS. It Was a Good Joke, bu'; They Picked Out the Wrong Man. "A little joke happened at the turn back there last year," said tbe stage driver as the highway made a half circle to the west. "What sort of a Joke?" asked the man on the seat beside him. "Wall, among the passengers to start from Hill Top one mawnln was a red-whiskered man who was great on the blow. He said he'd almost tlve $100 to have the stage stopped, and that he wasn't afraid of no forty road agents rolled into one. "This gave the boys an idea, and It was put up that Joo Harper should be at that turn and purtend to hold us up and see red whiskers go down Into his butes." "And did it come off?" "It did. When we reached the turn I slowed up a leetle and Joe jumped out and yelled fur hands up. I pulled up the hosses and he hollered fur the passengers to git down. Lord, how Joe hollered! You could have heard him two miles away. Everybody got down and the passengers in the joke purtended to be half-skeert to death." "But how about red-whiskers?" "Fur about a minit or two ho 'pear ed to be ready to collapse, but then he pulled himself together and it was bad fur poor Joe Harper. He had a gun in both hands and he opened fire and shot to kill. "I don't know how many bullets he shot into Joe, but it wasn't less'n six, and then he put in half an hour to see if any more robbers was on hand." "Then the joke was not a success?" "Not skassly, sah not skassly. Joe Harper is lyin' in his grave back thar, while the red-whiskered man was so mad about the put up job that he driv all the passengers out of the stage and made them walk fifteen miles." "I'm a great hand fur a joke, sah, but I ain't jokln no more not with red-whiskered men. They may be great hands to brag, but they also is loaded fur b'ar." REPORTER TOLD THE TRUTH. Had Absolute Proof That Jefferson Had Retired. Joseph Jefferson, the veteran actor, is very sensitive on the subject of his retirement from the stage. He has been before the footlights since a small child, and he has never shown any desire to leave it. The interviewer who puts the question of farewells to him gets a rather sharp but pleasant reply, but a reporter in J the south recently got the best of him. ine actor came down stairs at tne hotel one morning and was much dis turbed to find a long but mysterious ly worded article in which the word retired was closely connected with his name. He knew the managing editor and made a half-hearted com plaint. The reporter was called in and asked where he got the story. "The city editor told me to see Mr. Jefferson,' said the young man, "and ask him if he was going to retire." "Well, did you see him?" said the editor. "No, sir," said the reporter. "I sent up my card to his room and it was sent back with this written on it: " 'Mr. Jefferson has retired.' " And then the actor who sleeps twenty years in every performance took the reporter out and bought him k. five-dollar hat. New York Times. NOT A SHREWD CUSTOMER. .an Thought He Was Beating the Bar, but Lost His Own Money. When a man drinks alone it is 15 cents straight in most respectable groggeries. The other day a genius stepped jauntily into a Pine street posada and ordered "two whiskies." The natural supposition of the bar man was that a friend was expected, therefore he set out two empty glasses, two glassfuls of water from the tub and a bottle of something, then bit off a check for 25 cents, cast it upon the bar and remarked: "Please pay the cashier." The customer poured an ounce of liquor into each empty glass and passed back the bot tle. After swallowing one drink he ate a cracker, then gulped down the other, paid his quarter and went out. "Wise guy," said the barman, im pressed. "Fool guy," said the owner. "He paid a quarter for two ounces of whisky in two glasses." New York Press. The Faces That Smile. Brother, you are gazing backward to ward the scenes of your mistakes: You are weeping o'er your errors till your proud heart almost breaks, You're repenting and regretting, you are sighing, "O, alasJ" And you're missing- all the glories of the present as they pass. Leave the grim and grewsome picture look the other way awhile. For the face that's toward the future is the face that wears a smile. You are lost In contemplation of the blunders you have made; You are sighing o'er the countless times your soul has been dismayed. But the future's sun is shining on the future's verdant trees, .ind the future's birds are singing you are missing all of these. Cease that useless gazing backward, look the other way awhile. For the faces toward the future are the only ones that smile. When your back Is to the future then the blazing lamp of hope Throws your shadow o'er your landscape and with blinded eyes you grope "or the blessings that had vanished with the times they strove to bless; Face about and you'll discover all your groping's fruitlessness. You'll be dazzled by the glory of the prospect for awhile. But with face turned to the future you will learn to wear a smile. &. W. Gillian in Baltimore American. The Reason. Why are there still some bachelors left To litter the walks of life Trembling and mum, Dolefully dumb, With never the nerve to wife? Why are there still some bachelors left To falter and blush and grope? It ia plain to me. And you will agree. "Tia to give some old maid hope. No Room for Improvement. "There is one branch of labor," said the great inventor, "that must always be done by hand.' "What is that?" queried the re porter. "Pocket picking." replied tJie g. L A gbpulish. grin. DOAN'S GET Aching Imck lire caned, flip. back, and loin puius overcome. Swelling of tho limbs and dropsy sitfiis vanlidi. They correct urino with brick diint sedi ment, high colored, puin in pinning, drib bling, frequency, bed wet ting. Donn's Kidney Pills remove calculi und gravel. lErarBiJ. Id. It u rll rhriiniatiNin. I eotild f;-t no relief from t!i due ir. I tjejta'1 10 linproy on tmkin? iKiun'a nauipln and irnt two Imh at our druir jtlstn. and, although M year of age, I am alinont a new uiao. I wan troubled a pood deal with my water hud to put up four "and flvatiniea a nicht. 1 lutt trouble W .rr wllb ond once more I 'ti rest thn ul;ht through. My liaekaohn in all K". ani1 1 hank you e-r inin-h for thn wtinilfrfiil medicine, loana Kidney l'llU." J no. II. Hi urn, Ireid'-iit Hideville, Xuduiuu, State Ilouk. a ?i.cy. NAME STATE Kr fr trlft! Fntr-lillium '., arvu'w I" UMuflb'lent, rats klip. 'NEW RIVAL" Winchester Factory VI -W .1 T ter pattern, penetration and more uniform results gener ally than any other shells. The special paper and the Win chester patent corrugated head used In making "New Kival" shells give them strength to withstand reloading. BE SURE TO. GET WINCHESTER MAKE OF SHELLS. Prince Henry's Large Squadron. Prince Henry is cruising In French, Portuguese and Spanish waters with the largest squadron of modern ships that Germany ever. put to. sea. He has the battleships Kaiser Pried rich III. Kaiser Wllhelm II, Kaiser Wllhelm der Grosse, Kaiser Barbarossa, WHtls bach, Zahringen and Wetten; the ar mored cruisers Prinz Heinrlch and Blctoria Luise and the four protected cruisers Amazone, Ariadne, Medusa and Frauenlob. On Friday and Sat urday last the squadron was to have coaled at sea from eighty colliers un der war conditions, no matter what the weather was. IF With, the Stt. Jacobs Oil to Lumbago T2kr9 is no such word Merely a Question of Spelling. If your family physician seems to be preoccupied whi'e be is writing a prescription do not be alarmed that he may make a mistake. The chances are he is only struggling with the or thography of a new drug known as "phenyidimetbyipyrazolcne." All Up to Date Housekeepers ose Defiance Cold Watsr Ktarch. becaune it Is better, and 4 oz. more of it for bams money. Don't emphasize your conversation with "cuss" words. They may con vince you, but they are pretty sure not to convince others. HALF RATES via WAIIASII HAII.ltOAD. The Wabash offers many rates to the Kast from Chicago: Boston. Mass., and return $19.00 Sold June 25th. 26th and 27th. Boston, Mass.. and return $21.00 Sold July 1st to r.th. Saratopra, N. Y., and return $17.45 Sold July r.th and 6th. Detroit. Mich., and return $C75 Sold July 15th and Ifith. All tickets reading over the Wabash betwen Chicnpro and Buffalo are ffood in either direction vi;i steamers be tween Detroit and Buffalo without extra charge, exc-ept meals and berth. Stop-overs allowed at Niaxar.i Kalis end other points. Remember this is "The Cool Northern Route" and all Aprents fan pell tickets from hice;o east via the Wabash. For folders and all information, address HARRY K. MOORKS. O. A. 1. I).. Omaha. Neb. Got Back at the Preacher. President Dabney. of the University of Tennessee, when In New York told about the reply of a sinner to a clergyman of his acquaintance, who wa3 a Calvinist with the most severe notions of future punishment. While vliis Calvinist was walking along the street of his native town he met a man whose tongue had been loosened by too literal potentations. The fel low seemed to be greatly displeased j wun someDoay, ror in his stammering talk the minister heard over and over again the phrase, "Damn you." Go ing up to the man, he took him by the shoulder and said: "My man, don't you kno-.r It's very wrong to use such profanity?" "Don't talk to me, sir," responded the drunkard; "I'm damning only one man, and every Sunday you damn two-thirds of the human race." New York Times. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price, 7c. Tie Preservers on Cars. Tie preserving plants are now moved on cars to where the ties are delivered ! to the railway. In retorts holding 500 ties each the sap is forced from the pores in the ties and salt solution put In its stead. Belongs to Family of Physicians. Dr. John II. Musser. chosen nrsl- dent of the American Medical associa tion at its convention in New Orleans is a leading physician of Philadelphia and 13 descended from a long line of physicians, his father, grandfather and great-grandfather having been noted practitioners. At the time he was graduated from the University of Pennsylvania in 1877 his father, three uncles and five cousins were actively engaged in the practice of medicine. Dr. Musser is professor of clinical medicine at the University of Penn sylvania and a staff or consulting phy sician to several hospitals. The quickest way to do things is to do only one thing at a time. BACK REST: Relieve hcurt piilplfntion, filrcplcwnefi, headache. nervnuMiex, dirlncMt. Ihmn'n Kidney J'ilU are now rci o;iiy.cf an a known remedy for kidney, bladder, and urinary troubles. Tiny biiii relief and cure wIkii dt-spalr fluidoWM hope. The free trial in nn open door to w)f proof. PaX7n Hr-Riroa, K anh4 "I nvt-lred Ilie frnr Mill l.le of Ikiait'a Khlrmy I'lilx. Yor fire yeara I tao had much fain In my tiai fc.nlili'li Jiynh'laiia anM aroae frooi my kldiifva. f our '- .( Ikxtii'a Kidney l'llU lavt mi tlrely cured llm trouble. I tlilnk I own my lift Ui tlieftn Illla, atid I wntit otdeiH to knowll " t-'jtoia luvrn, Waiter Hj.rmtK, Kun Ioty. mall this confirm to Kuftnlu. N. V. IT rJx' writ uMimi ou Ft.M.t-TH, Va. "1 cufl fred over twelve mould witti pain In tli amall of my lim k. 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