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REGISTER OF THE U. USES PE-RU-NA -Summer Catarrh Afflicts Men and Women. l.ION. JUIiON W. LYONS. l-ii,t.T t l n United Sijifi trraMiry, in a Irtter from VV.islunkf ! n, . C, says: find I'eruna to he an excellent remedy for the ca tarrhal affection" of spring and summer, an J those who nutter I rum depression from the heat of the summer will find no remedy the equal of I'eruna." Judnon W. l.vons. N in. in i I ttr known in thr fin.irxi.il vioiM than Jmlion XV. Lyons, fni rn-i ly of Augusta, tin. His n.unc on every pi e r if incmry of rcnt d.ite i:i.kr-i hi MKn.it urc n-f th mst familiar onrrs in lh l.'nilcd St.itcs. Two Interesting Letters From Thankful Women. Miss i '.irmll.i ("li.ii ti-r. 5 Wrvt Lexington tl , H.kll irn. r.-, M.I., wr it' : " Lat niif f i s (t.i'IikiIIv . t ff- t ri! m !i m ii .n ;itnl in. nil- its a mi talili- il'. i ' 'i , .!;(! i m,; in-li-isvly .it 1 1 in-.. 1 I- k ..ii.il knv I i i,l im iln ir.i v. huh u :. ti-v r il I I . v" ! t f f i n t hj .i' i.m ; l-iit ti!l i .fit m i ! 1 f-i sul! r. l.ut tir tri.il of rj- l.- ttli of IViun.i nivini'! im- tli.it it v-.uM r -1 ti.r. i 1 tli is ti i ill i Ir, m I i -m 1 1 mif-d Cs.. Liking it for vcvrr.d v. . ami I was in tx i ll- nt health, liavin inrd ten munds." Mi.s Camilla Chattier. Summer Catarrh. Mri. K.ifr Jiohn. 11 1 Willouj-hby Ave., I'.ro.UIn, N. V., writes: "h n I wrote you I was troubled with frttpient h-al.i h",, diy, strange feeling in I he head. s.I-- I--.sm -.s, sinking feelings, f.iintncss and niimln-ss. Sometimes I had "fieirtburn. My fol would rive to rny tluo.it after vry meal, anil my Lowels i-ir verv irregular. ' I n 'ti- you for advice, ami I now take f.Icisiirr in informing von that my improve ment is very cie.it imbed. I did not ej init to improve so i-iu.kly after buffering The hold up church cannot give the world iirty uplift. The Lass With a Class of irrr Kmltr tti:Mn fwT ??. tlf-rilil- tit lw III ImT 'IM-vim, sn.i -M ijiurm nniiin iK-ailli n. I'lMiyaiit (irua liuui her Ibr i brvcrajceL v Mires Rootbecr tn wrmt t. wnfliT lrlliH. t. Mil.l Tri y- uiiul r-x 'ai-ui. Mull-l ClM.B.HirnC. TORTURING DISFIGURING Skin, Scalp and Blood Humours From Pimples fa Scrofula From Infancy to Age Speedily Cured by Cuticura When All Else Fails. Tt ncrizin Itching and burning of the ktn, as in Eczema; the frightful j ucalinjr, a in psoriais; the loss of hair and criLsthi:; of the scalp, as in scalled bvad; the facial disfigurements, as In acne and rinsrworrn; the awfnl suffer ' ins of tnf-infs, r.nd ar.xiety of worr. out parents, as!n mi'k crust, tt tter and .ialt rheum. all demand a remedy of almost nuperhtini.in virtues to sucecss . fully cope with them. Thai Cuticura ' fvap. Ointment and Kesolvent are such ptands ;inivtn beyond all doubt. No .utatemcnt is made reirardini; them that L cot just-tied by the strongest evi dence Tne purity and swettness, the power to afTurd immediate relief, the certainty of speedy and permanent enre, the absolute safety and great economy. Lave mule them the standard skin enres, MimkJ purifiers and hnmour remt lirs of the civilized wer'.d. Ba.he the afTicted parts with hot crater and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse the purface of crusts and scales and soften the thickened cuticle. Dry, without mhhinir. and apply Cuticura Oint !inent fo-cly. to allay itchlns. irritation and inflammation, and (.iothe and heal, and. la.-t!y. take Cuticura Kesolvent, to cool and cloanse the blood. This com plete lKal and constitutional treatment afford Instant relief, permits rest and Ieep in the severest forms of eczema and other itchlo-r. barnin? and scaly . tumours of the skin, scalp and blood, and points to a speedy, permanent and economical cere when all else fails. BolJ Uina(ioi-t tb voHd. Cotierjra Riri vrnL SOe. I ' m nrm t.t Ctl.w latlnl F.li. i.-. pr rti Oint L . .'Jr. I'.fw London. 77 ChwIrrbonM f4 I Pan. A hiNdfll PaiTt RrwtoM. 17 CoiumbU , J-ortrr nT fe Cti m. Crt-p . Pmprlrton. l--oS t-r-Uow to c un trrry ti innor-r. WESTERN CANADA l ititr-u-t.oK wore ttentlva tt&a -ay u tr.tr ti'rtrlct tt It.r w.ir.J. Th Graafj of th World." Th land of Sis fLIac." lit ttar&l Ftecicg Groanda for Stcck. Arts ns'.rr crop ia 1902 ... 1.987.330 urta. .-;eid IK . 117.913,754 buotat'o. v tindar.ceo Watrr. t r.ci I'.entlfi:!: C'tiej- Builil.ae Materia!- ockhi era. f..r rw-turr r.i a !trt m.I: it utt.. it Dl ra:nfa.0'l i cuaiate t:::oii tiurea mil aJfi iate tKm cf -r"f-h. H0HESTKAD LASD3 OF 150 ACKES it. i i in i tiur. nr.. M-mH.cir. l.!,-f up 7 I M , a m 1 1 111 a. .-it'.e'lJ m:rtK. .rr: 1 far Ara in-l ' ;t"r lueracire pearci! cn ir.F next niil. ami SO IS car r 8ut-tr.-it-aJent of Immif rauon. Ottawa Canada . j ritlj from summit to Summit Until it ito w. V. Hi.n'.l. i ati-Kliaii ovrrnment Afto'."i r. v- ric t i- u : .omt Nen. .who -ti nupj-iyy. u dies away :n the instance. But per ;tn crv.tcau fcbiorf you red-icea r.iwy rtr. tc : j,aj s mpsl curious mean of com- j munieaticn in the world is the drum Ahen Answsrmg Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. V, N. U. Om;hj. No. 23 1003 1 Ccif t : U L5 f IS. Beat coaffii yrup. TmIi;-(hL Cm IV! ta t:iur. - 1 1 Sjr 'imri'.ip. 1 S. TREASURY FOR SUMMER CATARRH w e " - -- Waft 2 Hon. Judson W. Lyons. for five long years. I am feeling very gToil and strong. I thank yon so much for I'e runa. I shall recommend it to all suffering with the ctlects of ratal i h, and I consider it a household t-Iessing. I shall never be without I'eruna." l'or those phases of catarrh peculiar to summer, I'eruna will le found efficacious. I'eruna cures catarrh in all phases and stages. If you do not derive prompt and satisfac tory results from the use of I'eruna vrite at once to Ir. Hartman, giving a full state ment of your case and he will be pleaied to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address I'r. Hartman. 1 'resident of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Victor Emmanuel a Stuart. When King Kdward went to Italy he met. acoruing to the London lurenicle. a king who is more of a ; mart than himself. Itoth are de scended from .lames I, but the king of Italy is also, through his mother, elev enth in descent from Charles 1. In strict right Victor Emmanuel has more claim to the British crown than his royal guest who wears it. Hut for their Catholic religion, the Savoys would have been Installed to rule ever England, and not the Urunswicks, when the Stuarts were evicted. After the children of James II, the text in blood was the Duchess of Savcy, daughter of Henrietta, the youngest child of Charles I. but she was not a Protestant, and so was debarred. Thus it was that the British crown waa passed to the house of Bruns wick by the act of settlment in 170 1. Otherwise the Savoys would cow be the royal family. Insurance Against Spinsterhccd. Countries have to be educated up to providing for new economic or social conditions. Denmark is already ad justing Itself to the altered conditions which decreased the probability of a female cnild's marriage. It has a sys tem cf insurance against the possibil ity of spinuterhood. In Denmark, if i sum of about $225 is deposited on t'cha.4 of a girl at birth, she becomes entitled, if unmarried at the age of 30, to receive an annuity of $25, which is inert ased by $25 every ten years. If. however, site marries before she is AO. $225 is returned to her, or if she dies I. e fore she is that age, there is a contribution of some $30 or $J5 toward htr funeral. Carpets can be colored on the floor with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. The Men Won't Help. It Is pointed otit that Miss Marie Corelli. Miss Ellen Terry ami Lady Colin Camnhell have waited in vain for masculine assistance in their ef fort to Keep the little ancient houses in St ratford-on-Avon. on the site of the proposed Carntvi library, stand ing. These ladies have written to the Engli.-'i press unsupported, and no man has come forwarJ. "Mr. Car negie, with a brand new public library and the mayor of the town, bent on pleasing Mr. Carnegie, are apparently to have their unwelcome way," ob serves the London Chronicle. No chromes or cheap premiums, but a better quality and one-third more of Defiance Starch for the same price of ether starches. He M?de Famous Knife. A man who has just died at Mount ; Vernon. N. Y.. Burr Davis, was more i famous some fifty years ago. v.hen the j pocket knife with 3fi5 blades, which ' he had made, was on exhibition at the j Crystal palace in New York city, and i attracted much attention. He was a native oi Connecticut and crew up in the cutlery business at Waterbury. English Kinps at Rome. The interesting historical fact thai comes out in connection with King Edward's visit to Rcme last week that he is only the third English king ic visit the Eternal City. King Aethei wu!f went on a pilgrimage to Rome in the year 855. Can-tte went to Rome in l('2t. ami some of the corresDond- ence he sent home still exists. Sinct Canute no other king of England vis ited Rome until King Edward VII I went there ast week. Whistling Language cf Malabar. The ancrigines of the Malabar is- lans emplov a perfect wkisthng lan- ' . . , - . , . g'ia.e by means of which they can communicate with each otner over A stranger wander , onp uiSTaiues. i : . ing over the islands is frequently sur- i.risei! to hear frnm a hilljon tho cnunil , f . , hJ , ,rhirh nnickK- r. , - i language cf a Kongo tribe. These j queer people can talk to each other ; with Targe drums made of bamboo hoops, over which the skin of some 1 animal is stretched. The drum, how j ever, is used only on important oc casions. Never advertise your troubles. If you have bowlegs, don't wear striped rousers. ' i CRY FOli MOKE MONEY WALL STREET BANKERS DEMAND FINANCIAL LEGISLATION. Have Served Nctice on the Republican Party That Their Appeal Must Be Heeded Leaders Differ as to the Action to be Taken. The Ufpuliiiiait party has hern the solo architect of the financial policy of tho United States and after years t.f tnkerIrK now acki-owloflges that the whole fabric Is a failure. The leaders are now preparing more lojiii-lat ion to prop up the tottering (structure which lias given warning, by various cracks and flaws, that It is unsafe. It should be noted that the demand for financial legislation does r.ot come from the public or even from the country Lurks, but from Wall ! street. There Is a constant wail of ,' distress from the kings of finance who rule the financial world and dictate to the Republican leaders that more money must be provided or they will net fe able "to move the crops." Having Mdirtd from complaisant Fecretaries of the treasury pretty much all the loose ash in the treas ury, to the tune of over $l.Vt.i(i(i,OUO, these Wall Mrct financiers are con stantly ;iliirm for more. The Repub lican leaders of the Senate are prepar ing to aid them, to the extent the i: ckoVl!er element think most profit able to tin ir interests. The chief de maud of the bankers is to be allowed to withdraw the lnitd States bonds that have been deposited to secure the loans from the treasury and replace them with municipal or railroad bonds. This would release $154,000. 000 of United States bonds that could then be used as a basis for further Uncle Sam T don't like the business, but laws are laws until they're changed." bank circulation. These Wall street bankers are also the chief owners of the railroads and control or can bor row railroad bonds to substitute as aforesaid. The further demand is made by Wall street that the receipts from customs may be deposited with the banks as the receipts from inter nal revenue taxes cow are. The Aid rich bill provided for this and as a sop to public opinion further provided that one and one-half per cent inter est should be paid on such deposits. As no interest has been paid on the vast amount now loaned the banks and they are in constant dread of the re quirements of the treasury being such that some or all of the $154,000,000 they now hold might be demanded, it was intended by the interest provision of the Aldrich bill to give the banks a more complete and legal control of that money. It is probable that the banks will never repay that vast sum if the Aldrich bill-or a similar one is enacted, as it would result in a panic if they should be cailed upon to do so. The money having been loaned out by the banks on Wall street securi ties, it would be necessary to call those loans and that would result in most instances in throwing the stocks held in collateral on the market and down would go the price and a full fledged panic would surely result. There are other advantages the barks want, but they are not entirely agreed on details. Some are demand ing that asset currency be issued by the banks to gradually replace the present bank notes now secured by United States bonds. Some of the Re publican leaders in the House of Rep resentatives favor that plan, but the Senate leaders do not seem to agree with them. The public, whose interests do rot seem to be much considered, do not care what the bank currency is, so that it is safe and on a par with green backs and treasury notes and always receivable for debts and for purchases. Greenbacks have been an ideal money for the people, but they are now rare ly seen in circulation, the new plan being to retire them probably because the banks make no profit on their cir culation. The treasury notes, silver certificates and the national bank cur rency is the present money in the hands cf the people and the gold and gold certificates in the bank reserves. As long as there are different kinds of money the banks will always keep the best in their own vaults and pay out what they consider the most unde sirable. If asset currency bank notes without bonds as security is provided for in the new law, it will be the least desirable money, as it will have the assetv of the banks back of it. and will rapidly supplant even the silver certificates in the ordinary' tran sactions of the great mass of the peo ple. This constant tinkering with the currency and always for the benefit of the banks should be enough to de feat the Republican party and will do so when the next time. of stress comes around, and unless all signs fail the periodical panic fs not far off. 'Notorious Spoilsmen." Many people were much surprised when the President appointed James S. Clarkscn, surveyor of the port of New York. His reputation -was un savory as a manipulator cf the regro delegates at Republican national con ventions, especially in 188S, when'John Sherman and Alger were candidates and Gen Harrison waa eventually romir.ated. It was openly stated that homo of the southern delegatea were bought for three different candidates. If C!arkson had quietly attended to hia duties as surveyor, his peculiar politi cal reputation would not have been remembered, except by the active poli ticians who watch all the moves on the political chess board. But Clark son has been showing much pernicious activity in other parts of the country than New York. Nearly every week it is reported in Washington that Clark son had be n seen, quietly slipping in or out of the depot, but never regis tering at hotels. He was noticed to make a bee line for Postmaster Gen eral Payne and was supiiosed to be re porting progress on the capturing ;f the delegates from the southern states for the nomination of President Roose velt at the coming national conven tions. His movements had been noted by the Civil Service Reform Association and in its annual report just published he is described as "notorious as a spoilsman" and "a frequent absentee from his office engaged in political work in other parts of the country, his department has once been the subject of investigation by the Civil Service Commission, while in the only two im portant appointments he has made those of deputy surveyors he has re quested and through his insistence has received in one case by the order of President Roosevelt permission to ig nor the rules governing promotions in the New York customs house." Who would have thought it, that President Roosevelt, who has been re garded as an ardent civil service re former, would be mixed up with the notorious spoilsman and manipulatoi of negro delegates. How Boss Hanna and Quay and Piatt and other notori- ous spoilsmen must laugh in their sleeves that even the reform element of the Republican pi.rty is willing to do most anything to win. But perhaps President Roosevelt considers him self justified in taking any steps to defeat the corrupt bosses of his own party and found that his only chance of success was in fighting the devil with fire. Tariff Prairie Fires in Iowa. What the "Iowa Idea" is and how the Republicans are going to shelve it, is explained in this way by the Johnstown Democrat: "The 'Iowa idea' has set the Iowa prairie grass afire. The 'Iowa idea' is that the tariff is not only a tax but that it is a robber tax for the benefit of monopoly, and so the Repub licans of that state want to get a swipe at the Dingley bill and get a taste of low tariff. But the 'Iowa idea' is not to be allowed to get a chance to be heard except on the street corners, in the grocery store and the little shoe shop, or out on the fence where the farmer sits and chews his wad and complains to his neighbor driving by that 'gol durn, ef things hev not got ter change.' The 'Iowa idea' is going to be taken care of by your Uncle Senator Allison, who knows why the tariff is a good thing for Allison. He is going to the Iowa Republican state convention, where it is feared the Towa idea may break loose and spill all over the country and do something 'to hurt the adminis tration.' It has been arranged that Allison shall prevent that if he can. The whole power of the national gov ernment and the beneficiaries of the 'mother of trusts' is to be used to crush the 'Iowa idea in the conven tion by inducing that body to adopt the 'Allison idea, which, of course, is that just now any agitation concern ing the tariff might 'unsettle' business conditions and so, indeed, it would for the grafters and Senator Allison will write the tariff plank for the con vention to consider. It will probably splutter enough to suit a majority and carry the day." But that will not settle the "Iowa idea." The "Iowa idea" can't be settled until Dingleyism is wiped out. Iowa Idea in New England. Of 375 boot and shoe manufacturers in New England responding to an in quiry sent out last February by the Boston Commercial Bulletin, 311 de clared in favor of giving up the tariff on shoes if hides were put upon the free list. The same sentiment was found among the New England tan ners, 29 being willing to relinquish the duty on leather if hides were made free, while only 11 opposed such ac tion. So that even in rock-ribbed New England the. "Iowa' idea" is rife. Johnstown Democrat. Versatile Hanna. Marcus A. Hanna is beating the ton torn for organized labor. A few weeks ago he was introducing bills in the senate to pension the negro, and a little while before that he was try ing to force "the ship subsidy steal through Congress. Verily, Marcus is about as busy an old boy as the coun try ever produced. Paulina (Ohio) Democrat. A chr?erful countenance betokens a :cod heart. Rupert. SORROW ENOUGH FOR TWO. World WIm Stonecutter Proved He Knew His Business. "That a man may be an artist In auy profession, no matter how low ly, was brought to my attention In an amusing manner laat summer when I waa visiting a little country town in England," said the Tourist Girl. "There was a stonecutter In the town whose reputation was great among the people- as a designer of tombstones and a writer of approprlato epitaphs to put upon the stones. One day a disconsolate widow came to him with a request for a headstone for her departed husband which bhould bear this inscription: " 'My sorrow is Greater Than I Can Bear.' "Being a wise man, aware of tho frailties of the human heart, he took care to leave space on the stone so that more could be added at any time. "A year later the widow made him another visit. She was about to re marry, and wanted him to efface the inscription on the stone and write a more fitting one. " 'No need for that, ma'am,' was the reply. 'I allays looks to contingencies when there's widders left All that's wanted to that insoiption is just one wonl put at the end of the others, in the space left there." "And the revised epitaph read a3 follows: "My Sorrow is Greater Than I Can Bear Alone." BOY GOT- HIS MONEY. But Inuendo Forced It From His Parsimonious Debtor. Edward is a bright "yellow" boy of a light, coffee-colored complexion, who assists the janitor in the build ing where Harpster had his real es tate office. Also he is a "champion buck and wing dancer." Recently, while Harpster and some of his friends were smoking in the office, after hours, Ed came along. "Show me some steps," said Harp ster, "and I will give you a quarter." Ed danced rhythmically and ener getically for the company. But Harp ster forgot to give him the quarter. A week passed and he did not pay it, though the boy hinted several times that the money was due. One day the same company was smoking in Harpster's office again when in came Ed. Now Harpster is a very dark man, with black hair and the complexion of a Spaniard. "Misteh Harpster," began Ed. "is you gwin' give me that quartan fo' dancin' fo' you?" "Get out," replied Harpster sourly. "Now, Mistah Harpster," said the mulatto, "I ain't gwin' get out till I gets that quartan. Ain't I always used you jes' same like you was a white man?" Amid the roar of laughter from his friends Harpster paid up. New York Press. HAD AN EXCELLENT REASON. Youngster Tells Why He Thinks Versifier Was Wrong. Robert is a bright little chap of five years. "We are the best of friends," said a neighbor, "and he often runs in to see me. He likes to have me read to him and is particu larly fond of Gelett Burgess's rhymes. "The other day I happened to run across this little verse and took it to his home to read to him: 'I'd rather have fingers than toes,: I'd rather have ears than a nose, And as to my hair I'm glad it's all there. I'll be awfully sad when It goes.' "I read no further than the second line 'I'd rather have ears than a nose' when Robert burst out with: "I wouldn't. I wouldn't rather have ears than a nose.' "Wondering what possible reason this small critic could have for disa greeing so emphatically with his friend Mr. Burgess, I ventured to ask: '"Why is it, Robert, that you wouldn't rather have ears than a nose?' " 'Cause they're harder to wash.' " Her Smile. Of all her smiles the dearest Is that which takes its rise Where love shines forth the clearest- In and about her eyes. It sparkles there and wrinkles. Then slyly downward goes; While tiny little wrinkles Nestle about her nose. Its sweetness unahatinjf. At last it lightly slips To where, .impatient, waiting, I kiss it on her lips. The Source of Supply. At last the doctor consented to smile, the nurse was already laugh ing; the shadow had lifted from the sickroom, and everything was well, and after profusely bathing her eyes Aunt Jennie came down to the break fast table where her two small nieces were seated, wondering what had turned the house to topsy-turvy that morning. "Guess what I know, girlies!" she said, gayly". "There is a little baby brother upstairs. He came this morn ing when you were asleep. What do you think of that?" "Difi he?" exclaimed the sharp-eyed Edith. "Then I know who brought him." "You do?" "Yes, it was the milkman. It said so on his cart yesterday." "Said what?" asked Aunt Jennie in astonishment. "Why, "Families supplied daily'!; was the quick reply. First Class in Grammar, Stand Up. Johnny never did like school. When his mother told him he had better study his lessons or his teacher would give him a bad mark, he got sulky. "Blame old teacher," he said. "Thinks she knows it all. First she tells us something and then, when we tell it back, she says if, all wrong." "W'hy, what's the matter. Johnny?" asked his uncle, who hasn't forgotten he was a boy himself. "Well, you see, Nunky, it was this way. She told us that postpone meant to put off. Then she asked me to write a sentence containing the word." "W'ell?" "1 wrote, 'Boys postpone their clothes when they go in swimming.' " GRIPPE HURT KIDNEYS. The linsrerint: result of La (irippe. remain with the kidneys for a lone time. They uffer from over exertion anJ the heavy drugs of (irippe medi cines. Doan'a Kidney fills overcome this condition. AcnonA, New Mkxico. I received the free sample of Doan'n Kidney Pill which I ordered for ii girl nine years old that wits sulliring with bed wetting, urnl he improved very fat. The pills uctcd 'lirectly on the bladder in lu r ca;; and Mopped the trouble. J. C. Li Kiio. Battuc CnKKK, Mich. My luihliund received the sample of Down's Kidney Pills nnl lia-i taken two more Imxcs ami feel like ft new man. Ik- is a lln iiiuii on the (Jrun l Trunk K. It., urnl the work U hard on the kidneys. Mrs. Gtui. Gikkoim. Pl.INV. W. Va The freo trial of oun's Kidney Pills acted so well with me. 1 wrote IlooiT. the tlrujrg.Kt. at Point Pleasant, to semi im three boxes, w ith the result 1 have gained in wtiifht, as well an entirely rid of my kidney trouble. My water had become very ollcrisivc and con tained a white sediment and cloudy. I would have to get up six and Rnven times during the night, mid then the voiding would dribble and cause frequent nt tcmpts, but. thanks to I tain's Kidney Pills, they have regulated till that, and I cannot Uraise them too much. Jah. A. Lanmau. j- 3 Kltrlt 1 X x--- """" No matter what your preferences are about a rifle, of the eirht different Winchester models will suit you. Winchester Rifles are made in calibers suita ble for shooting any game, from rabbits to grizzly bears, and in many styles and weights. Whichever model you select, you can count on its reliable in action and a strong, accurate shooter. FKEEi Our 160-rmae illustrsUd cttM'iooe. tX-a WINCHESTER REPEATING F WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS THAT ACHE WISE. WOMEN BROMO - SEL-TZER. TAKE TRIAL BOTTLE lO CENTS. It is doing the right in the dark that is always hard. Superior quality and ex'. ra quantity must in. This is why Defiance Starch is taking the place of all others. The successful stock raiser Is the one wno laughs and grows fat. ' DO TOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW? If bo, use Red Cross Ball Blue. It will make them white as snow. 2 oz. package 5 cent. The man who is always sure that he is sound in the faith is almost sure to be sound asleep during the sermon, poem of the kind ever published. "The Klean. Kool. Kitchen Kind" is the trade mark on stoves which enable you to cook in comfort in a cool kitchen. The hotel wnich advertises home comforts does not always specify the kind cf home. Some Eminent Bachelors. Many eminent men whose names are household words and who have left their impress upon the world were bachelors. Beethoven, Schubert, Bel lini, Cinarosa and Donizetti, all great German musical composers, were bachelors. John G. Whit tier, our American poet, was a bachelor. Kant, the great philosopher; Erasmus, the scholar and philosopher; Leibnitz, the German mathematician; Humboldt, the philosopher; Galilei, who discov ered tho application of the pendulum and that the earth revolves; Hugens, the German astronomer, who discov ered Saturn's ring and one satellite; Lei big. the chemist; Dr. Hahnemann, the originator of homeopathy; Dr. Franz Joseph Gail, the originator of phrenology, and Guericke, the inventor of the air pump, were all bachelors. Champion Circulation Liar. The champion circulation lawyer has been discovered. His lair is in Japan, where he is acting as editor in chief of the Thundering Dawn, a Buddhist organ just started in Tokio. Here is his "greeting to the public": "This paper has come from eternity. It starts its circulation with millions and millions of numbers. The rays of the sun, the beams of the stars, the leaves of the trees, and the blades of grass, the grains of sand, the hearts of tigers, elephants, lions, ants, men and women are its subscribers. This journal wll henceforth flow in the uni verse as the rivers flow and the oceans surge." EXPERT TESTIMONY. Coffee Tried and Found Guilty. No one who has studied its effects on the human body can deny that cof fee is a strong drug and liable to cause all kinds of ills, while Postum is a food drink and a powerful rebuilder that will correct the ills caused by coffee when used steadily in place of coffee. An expert who has studied the sub ject says: "I have studied the value of food and the manufacture of food products from personal investigation and wish to bear testimony to the wonderful qualities of Postum Cereal Coffee. I was an excessive . coffee drinker, although I knew it to be a slow poison. First it affected my nerves and then my heart, but when I once tried Postum I found it easy to give up the coffee, confirmed coffee fiend though I was. "Postum satisfied my craving for coffee, and since drinking Postum steadily in place of the coffee all my troubles have disappeared and I am again healthy and strong. "I know that even where coffee is not taken to excess It has bad effects cn the constitution in some form or other, and I am convinced by my in vestigation that the only thing to do If health and happiness are of any value to one is to quit coffee and drink Pos tum." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich, Achini; kicks are i-ascd. Hip, back, nml loin miiis overcome. Swelling of tho limbs and dropxy Kirns vnnihli. They corn-ct urine w ith Ink k dustwdl me t, high colored, pain In pus-onf. drib bling, frequency, Is-d wittinp. Dunn's Kidney Pills remove calculi mid gravel. 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It Is safo to say that the lady who once uses Defiance Starch will use r.o other. Quality and quantity must win. Go wnere duty calls and don't stand around wit . your hands In your pockets after you get there. cartridges and shot shells are made in the largest and best equipped ammunition factory in the world. AMMUNITION of U- M. C. make is now accepted by shooters as "the vorlds standard" for it shoots well in any pyxn. Tour dealer sells it. The Union Metallic Cartridge Co. Bridgeport, - - Conn. FREE TO WOMEN ! To nrove the In :.iir.i ur..l ClcanKint' jow-r of I'attlnn Tll-t Antla-ptlc w.il Tnn n. uro( tri:il un with book of tntr-jet.ois l bulal-l fr-. 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