Tfie Pldttsnioutli Journal G. B. MANX, W. K. FOX, PiMlohen. PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA A passenger en a street railway In Vienna claimed damages, which were awarded him. for a shuck to his nerves caused by the conductor shouting ou to the passengers to jump off the tar, as he feared a collision. ..' - . hue Delays If .- Cremation has just been made legal In Spain, where hitherto it has been prohibited as incompatible with the religion of the country. The reform Is based npon sanitation. In the de cree just issued by the Queen Regent sanctioning the erection of a crema torium in Madrid, it is stated that this departure from traditional modes of burial are actuated by hygienic con sideration which can no longer be waived or neglected. Juliet's "What's in a name?- might be asked regarding the vessels of the British navy which have borne the names of reptiles. It Is said that four Vipers have been wrecked, the last of the name but recently, and a Cobra still more lately has broken in two and gone to the bottom with officers and men. Also four Serpents, three Liz ards, two Snakes, one Alligator, one Crocodile, one Rattlesnake, one Ba silisk, and two Dragons which are not reptiles have at various times met with disaster. British tars, it is said, have a superstitious feeling of dislike against sailing in vessels bearing such names. Lucky or unlucky, the name? ire needlessly disagreeable. Italy and Austria have just agreed to take a step unprecedented in mod ern history. At the end of August the pope promulgated a Bull transferring from the administration of the Dal matians to that of the Croatiaas the charitable institutions known as St. Jerome's, which has a capital of 80. The institution had belonged to the Dalmatians for five centuries. Much bitterness was created, and sev eral serious conflicts occurred between pople of the two nationalities. The question has now. happily, been solv ed, the two governments having agreed, after cordial negotiations, to establish the previous condition of af fairs and consider the papal bull as non-existent. Shun delays, they breed remorse; Take thy time, while time is lfnt thee; Creeping wnails have weakest force fly their fault?, lest thou repent thee. ioxi is best when soonest wrought. .Lins'rintf labors rorac to nauKht. Hoist thy afl while pale doth last Tide and wind stay no man's pleasure. Seek tin time, when time is put; Sober speed is wisdom's leisure. After-wits are dearly twnijtht. Let the fore-wit guide thy thought. Time wears all his locks before. Take then hold upon his forehead; When he flies he turns no more. And behind his scalp is naked. Works adjourned have many stays. Long demurs bring new delays. Seek thy salve, while young the wound, Older sores ask deeper lancing; Alter cures are seldom found. Often sought, scarce ever chancing. In the rising, stifle 111. Lest it grow against thy will. Drops do pierce the stubborn flint. Not by force, but often falling; Custom kills with feeble dint. More by use than strenifth prevailing. Single sands have little weight. Many make -a, drowning freight. Kobert Southwell. His Little Wretch. Predut Harper, of the I'niversity received the foi- u f a;ra;a. recently lowing 1 -tier from a prospective girl Undent ai iVcatonica. III.: "Dear Mr. Harper I krow you will be pleased tc learn that I have d'i !ed to attend the university school cf education this fall. I ara goirs to Chicago next Saturday on the morning train, and as I have never bern in the city before I would be glad if you wculd meet me at the station. I aru five feet four inches tall. have light hair and eyes and a pleasin appearance. I shall wear a dark brow traveling skirt and a blue waist, with white yoke. I think i shall know you from your picture?, but for fear I make a mistake will you please wear you card Ic your hat?" me Lnited Mates of America, the l nite.l States of Brazil, the Unite urates cr Mexico and the United "I's i enezuia appear among the names of th- countries represent -i at tne Kan-American congress in -Mexico. This shows how widely our federal plan of government as well as our style of naming it has been adoptfd in the New World. The use of the word "state" in this war has oftn bfen regarded as slightly in arcurate. The word state originally signified a body cf people united under one government, whereas we use the term to describe one of the divisions of our coiiLtry; but whatever rhetori cal inaccuracy we may have commit ted ha3 evidently b. en overwei?hed In the minds of our imitato-s. by the suc cess of our "great experiment." Per baps now that Eng!and has designated as Mates me several parts of the Australian commonwealth, the "Am- erwanism has become good English. j a jiajor nan s inaugural address of January, ItKO. "the most important re quirement for the Boston public schools was pronounced to be that of 'additional school accommodations mfe mat lime a special "Boston hool house commission"" has been created, with authority to spend Jl.- tor new school houses the pres ent year and 13.000,000 more within the next few years. The commission proposes to spend this money for "the best sanitary buildings that skill can cievise. but as a means of providing temporary relief it has built fortv three portable school houses of a type experimented with last year. These buildings are of wood and can be taken to pieces easily and moved. They are properly warmed, well lighted, and are often located In the yards of crowded acbool buildings, the sanitary arrange ments of which are then "available. They have not entirely displaced rent ed rooms, but they are regarded as generally superior to the latter both from the standpoint of economy and of accommodations. Aa Alabama delegate who died sud fienly while in attendance upon the Methodist Ecumenical Conference In London was at one time a director In t Selma bank. The bank failed. There upon he disposed of all his property, aevoted the proceeds, so far as they would go. toward paying off the bank's Indebtedness and died poor. There is ro doubt about the religion of a man ike that, and It was eminently fitting lhat he should represent his church at a gathering where Its great men met "to stimulate one another to eood works and better ways." BY IREN E D. CRAIG EN. (Copyright. 1501, by Daily Story Pub. Co.) The sun shone fiercely down in the factory yard and upon Mr. William Cole, foreman, seated upon a pile of lumber and muttering imprecations as he dug his heel savagely in the hot sand. ' If I ever get back to civilization, confound it, I'll stay there!" he was declaring under his breath. "It's just as the poet fellow says, "Better fifty years of What's-his-narne than a cycle of Carthage.' " "Who's you talkin to. Mister?" piped a small voice. Mr. Billy started and looked up. to find himself confronted by an atom. It was a feminine atom, dressed in a torn pink frock, with a shock of mud-colored hair and the bluest eyes that ever looked out of a dirty face. The atom dragged after it a wagon made of pasteboard, mounted on empty spools, In which reclined with what grace it might a doll formed from a stick of kindling wood wrapped In a bit of cal ico. "Hulioa! you little wretch where'd you spring from?" asked Mr. Billy. "Over there," responded the atom, nodding vaguely in the direction of a line of hovels, half a mile away. "I play here 'cos, we ain't got no yard and It's hot in the road. That's my house yOu's setting on now." "Oh! it is, is it?" responded Mr. Billy, gravely. "Well, now, see here. I'm not going to have you coming here, where cars are backing in all the time You'll be killed if you do. Not tha you wouldn't be better off in Heaven but I don't care to have your death on my soul and mind. Now, here's a small fraction of United States curren cy. Take it and trot along home, and remember that if you spend it judic iously you may some day be as rich as Rockefeller. Don't lose sight of the fact that I'm vested in the panoply of power here. So git!" The child held out her hand for the penny, and eyed Mr. Billy wistfully. "I don't wanter go home," she said: "she whips me." "Does, hey?" said the big man. with amiable sternness. "Well, perhaps you need it. Tell you what I'll do, though. If you'll promise solemnly, honest In jun, to tay away from the tracks, you may bring your doll duds over here Promise?" The child nodded. "All right: fire away. then. If your face were cleaner, I would give you a chaste kiss on the cheek just for luck; but, tinder the circumstances, I think I will forbear." Then Mr. Billy went whistling away to his work, and the atom made a palace of the lumber pile end seated Rosabella in state in the drawing- room, while Bhe prepared an imaginary dinner In an imaginary kitchen under some projecting boards. The next day biggest violet eyes in twenty states." The atom smiled graciously at the compliment, and as often as she saw Mr. Billy in the days that followed she'd wave a stately hand at him. and he would respond with a "How's my little wretch?" in a big voice that rang through the yards. One day Mr. Billy was at home with an attack of what he called, for want of a better name, "the durndest fever a fellow ever had." when his small protege came to harm. She had a skip ping rope in her hand and was wan dering near the forbidden tracks when a freight car of lumber backed into the LIME AND MALARIA. IfiTCStlgators Say That Former Partially Averts Latter. A French scientist, Dr. Roche, thinks that he has discovered an interesting fact in regard to malaria. He declares that the addition of lime to the soil for purely agricultural purposes will reduce the amount of malaria in that vicinity. Another medical man. Dr. Grel'et, echoes that opinion, and as serts that the diminution in malaria is proportional to the quality of lime used. .Neither of these writers offers any explanation of the alleged discov ery or shows why the lime should an tagonize the malaria. The old uotion that so-called malarial fevers resulted (as the name implies) from bud air, a miasm arising from the soil, and es pecially from wet places, lo still enter tained by a number of people. This is a theory which could be reconciled easily with the belief which Drs. Roche and (rcllet now cherish. If both of these suppositions are correct no doubt the lime checks the development of the miasmatic vapor In wet soil. But It has recently been suspected that malaria is caused by a micro-organism which gets into the victim's blood, and not by a gas which is inhaled. It is also suspected that this microbe get into the Mood through the bite of an infected mosquito. Now, If this un derstanding of the case should prove to be right. th n it would not be easy to soe what lime has to do with sup pressing malaria. Perhaps it kills mosquitoes and improves the sanitary conditions of a district in that manner. Or it is remotely possible that the disappearance of malaria which ha.s been noticed in Prance Is confined to a limited region, and is due to Borne other cause than the use of lime as a fertilizer. The two facts may have been simultaneous, but unrelated. At any rate, it will be desirable to know whether anything of the kind has been noticed in other places where malaria once prevailed and where lime has been employed by farmers. If so, there is doubtless something in the idea. Otherwise, the French cases would ap pear to be accidental and exceptional. 5 OM PVII P' THE RUSSIAN SYSTEM OF 3 Vyil IyVltL BANISHMENT IS 2 ti LIPE !l DESCRIBED. 3 I Aa a train was leaving Lezama Sta tion, Spa'sP..- -,v days ago. the boil er of the locomot've exploded. Many persons were ki'.lec' and Injured. The locomotive itself and several carriages were destroyed. TM body of the but the to death beneath the pri?in. The sta tion master wa.i serioi-ly Injured and the wall cf a house nqar the railway collapsed. Several piec"3 of wreckage irere hurled a great distvnce from tha scene of the accident. TM body Irlrer has not been found. ftoker was discovered crushed "Who's you ta!kln to, mister?" when the youngster appeared Mr. Bil ly greeted her cheerfully with: "Well, you little wretch, how are you?" "Use well," responded the Infant. And, ar. he drew nearer, the foreman discovered, from the smeary condition of her countenance, that some effort had been made to render it clean. "Been washing your face, I sec," he commented. "Is yer goin to kiss me now?" the child demanded. "Think I shall. Here's a corner that's comparatively spotless, and upon it I press my lips thus partly as a re ward of merit for your praiseworthy efforts and partly because you have the . . V "Where Is the big man?" yard. The end of the rope was caught by the wheels, and as the little one tugged to repossess herself of it her foot slipped under the car and was cruelly mangled. She whimpered for a moment, but the little wretch had been brought up in a stern school, where sympathy was unknown, and directly he lay quiet until one of the men passed near where she was. Then she lifted her voice in a piteous cry. "Here's the little wretch." she said. "I'se awfully hurted. Please come and get me." They carried her to the hospital and summoned her mother, and after the surgeons had removed the crushed member and made the patient as com for table as possible she began to get feverish. "Where Is the big man?" she asked, plaintively. "Why doesn't he come to see his little wretch?" "I'm here, Martha." said her mother. her surly face for once softening. "Won t I do?" "So," said the atom, her head toss ing on the pillow. "I want my big man! He loves me. He kissed me once, and he gave me this yesterday. I'm his little wretch. Oh! why doesn't he come to me?" "This" was a penny, the last of a se ries of such gifts, which had been tightly clasped in the small hand every minute, except when the surgeons were operating. "Who is this man?" asked the gweet- faced nurse. "If we could find him. her last moments would be easier. Nothing can save her life, but she would be happy if he were by when she passes out." "I don't know no man!" said the woman, roughly. "She's out of her mind." "Johnny knows my man." went on the little voice; "he'll go for him. Tell him his little wretch is hurted. and he'll come." But before Johnny could bo found the shadows had lengthened in the ward, and the murmur had grown so weak that the "Oh! why doesn't the big man come to see his little wretch?" could hardly be distinguished. Then I as the sun went down, all was quiet again !n the dormitory, and the nurse drew the sheet up over the still, white, beautiful face of the atom. When Mr. Billy heard about it th; next day his face paled, and his lan guage was something fearful. "I'd have given my life and all the money I pos sess to have been with the kid!" he said, brokenly. And then he went over to the hovel and laid a rosebud In the hand that still held tho penny. ADVOCATES TAXES ON WIVES. Itishop'a Scheme for I'utlitiK aa Kntl to Native Customs. According to the report of a resident clergyman of New York, who ha3 been in Africa to lcok over the missionary field, the mi.-sionaries in South Africa recently held a convention in Natal. Among the questions that claimed their attention was that of polygamy among the natives. They discussed the practicability of makins rmsj: against this custom. Many of them declared that the practice was con demned not only by moral, but also by business considerations. The bishop of Ma.shonalaml asserted that the coun try mignt find in polygamy the real reason for the very inconvenient dearth of labor in the mines. The na tive father looks upon his daughter merely as so much merchandise. He will cheerfully part with her if he can get what he considers to be her value in cattle. The girl is sold to her fu ture husband for from five to fifty head of cattle, according to her beauty, as that quality Is estimated among he natives. An exceedingly fat girl is very beautiful indeed and brings the highest price in the matrimonial mar ket. The bishop of Mashonaland pro posed a plan which, if carried into ef fect, would, in his opinion, put an end to polygamy. He would have the gov ernment view all wives, except the first, as articles of luxury and tax them in a progressive scale. Wife No. 1 should be exempt from taxation, but the hus band should pay a tax of 525 a year for the luxury of having wife No. 2 In his family, $50 a year for wife No. 3, $100 a year fcr wife No. 4, and so on. It Is evident that at this rate it would take a very long purse or a well-stocked cattle yard to keep the native home adorned with a goodly number of wives. The convention did not commit itself to this or any other plan for doing away with polygamy, and it remains to be seen what the white legislators of South Africa will think of the novel scheme suggested by the bishop of Mashonaland. There has been a great deal of sym pathy wasted upon Siberian exiles, writes William E. Curtis from St. Petersburg. While there have doubt less been innumerable cases of in justice and brutality, for Russian of ficials are corrupt and cruel, and the Slavs, a3 a race, have always regarded human suffering with indifference. nevertheless, under ordinary circum stances, the majority of those who have been banished to Siberia are much better off than they were at home and ought to consider them selves fortunate to escape imprison ment for a term of years. The cara vans of convicts, whose misery and anguish have aroused so much horror and Indignation in civilized countries have not usually undergone any great er hardships than were borne by the pioneers who crossed our own prairies to Colorado, Montana and California before the overland railroads were built. And, upon arriving at their destinations, unless they were guilty of serious crimes, their surroundings and circumstances were often much better than those of the men who developed the wealth of the mountains and the prairies west of the Missis sippi river. The life of a miner or a ranchman or a farmer in Siberia, whether he be an emigrant or a con vict suffering banishment, offers in finitely greater advantages for moral and material improvement than can be found in any of the great Russian cities, and in the great majority of cases what was imposed as a punish ment turned out to be a blessing, for many of the wealthiest and most In fluential men In Siberia are exiles who have found unlimited opportuni ties for the exercise of their talents and industry. The exile system was adopted by Nicholas I., "the iron czar," with the idea of utilizing con vict labor for the development of the timber, pastoral and agricultural re sources of the vast region beyond the Caucasus mountains, and. instead of tending offenders to prison, shipped them into the wilderness to work out their small salvation under the e-irveillance of the police. They were ticket-of-leave men. They were permitted to go and come and do whatever their hands found to do. and enjoy tho fruits of their industry with out interference from the authorities so long as they remained in the neigh borhood of the community to which they were assigned. Good behavior was rewarded by additional liberty. Exiles who proved trustworthy were allowed the privileges of ordinary citi zens and were sometimes permitted on parole to return to their old homes in Russia to visit their parents or at tend to business affairs. No one was chained either on the march or after arrival unless he had committed a capital crime, or had tried to escape. or was refractory or had violated the orders or the rules imposed upon him. The heartrending pictures tfrawn by Mr. Kennan and other writers were often accurate, but the figures who appeared in them were usually men who had aroused the hostility of the officials by resistance or defiance and were punished for that reason. VILLAGES MADE UP OF WOMEN. During the summer and autumn many of the villages and towns around the Essex coast are entirely without able-bodied men, save, of course, for the presence of such indispensable per sonages as the clergyman, doctor and one or two shopkeepers. A typical example is the village of Tollesbury. Although Tollesbury boasts a popula- toin of considerably over a thousand inhabitants, the nearest railway sta tions, Kelvedon and Maldon, are near ly ten miles away, and from May un til toward the end of September it is simply a village of women and child ren. This is owing to the fact that all the men, and most of the boys over 16 years of age, earn their living as yacht bands, and when summer commences they start every year for a cruise of several months' duration, rarely seeing their homes again till late in the autumn. By the end of this month the mud flats which lie between Tollesbury and the deep sea, will be a forest of masts of pleasure j'achts which lie up here for the winter, when the hands are paid off and the men return to the village. During the winter the staple industries of tho place are fishing in smacks, oyster drcdg.ng for starfish, which latter are of considerable value for manuring purposss. Men of Tollesbury were among the crew that Sir Thomas Upton took across the Atlantic to sail Shamrock I. and several of them are taking part in the present contest. Pittsburg Dispatch. Headgear of Columbia's Mn Many pictures of Columbia's crew in white, with toboggan caps on their heads, have been published from time to time, observes Victor Smith, but they have not lessened interest in the peculiar headgear of Barr's pets. Boys wear such caps in the streets in cold weather, plainly knitted articles of every conceivable color, with tasseled peaks hanging down the back. Some times a pempon takes the place of the tassel. Columbia's crew wears toboggan caps of horizontal stripes cf yellowish green and bluish blr.ck. and the general effect reminds you of Pal mer tox.' Brownies or of watchful sprites materialized. Vienna's Appetite for Hon Meat. Consul General Hurst, at Vienna, sends to the American department of state an account of the horse meat industria of the Austrian capital, which now calls for the slaughter of some 25,000 horses and half a hun dred donkeys annually horse meat being Eold under close public regula tion, and as such and not something else, and finding a market among tho poor on account of its 50 per cent low er price as compared with ordinary meat. A Kangaroo ICancli. An Arkansas planter is making ar rangements to start a kangaroo ranch. The hides are valuable and the ten dons much more so. The latter can be split extremely fine, and are the best thing known to surgeons for sewing up wounds and especially for holding broken bones together, being much finer and tougher than catgut. New York's Presidential Llt. From New York state have come five of the twenty-five men who have been presidents of the United States Van Buren. Fillmore, Arthur, Cleveland and Roosevelt. f) Vast Riches Cause Great I) , "orry 10 a. former VCLQT Peeper. v v - ) AN HONEST NAME. Illinois Statesman Tells a Good Story Knew Ills Father's Son Woo Id Not Ue. The Honorable Alva Merrill of Chil- licothe, member for the Twenty-fourth District, State of Illinois House of Representatives tells an interesting story: Some two years ago Mr. Merrill gave a testimonial stating that Dodd's Kidney Pills cured his rheumatism. This with Mr. Merrill's portrait were published in thousands of papers all over the United States. On the train returning home from Springfield one day last winter were the Honorable Mr. Merrill and sev eral other members. After a time one of them said: "Merrill, what time do you get to Chillicothe?" This attracted the attention of an old man who had been apparently awaiting some identification of Mr. Merrill and as soon as he heard the name he rushed up to his seat and extending his hand said: "You are Alva Merrill and you saved my life. I was most dead with Lumbago and in an advertisement I saw your picture and your recommen dation of Dodd's Kidney Pills. I knew your father, and I know his son would not lie. and therefore I decided to trv the Pills. "I am satisfied that Dodu's Kidnc? Pills and nothing else have caved my life and I have been waiting this op portunity to thank you personally, for had I not seen your recommendation I might never have been led to use this remedy, but, thanks to God, through your honest name and the honest medicine which you so heart ily recommended I am still alive. "I have been watching you since you got on the train at Springfield and thought I recognized your face as thjj one I had seen in the advertisement, and as soon as this gentleman called you by name, I knew you were the man I had to thank." Her Wealth a. Cultivation of Coco. The cultivation of coco, says a wri ter in the Scientific American, i3 at present an inviting agricultural pur suit in Trinidad and parts of Venezu ela. The coco tree cannot withstand strong sunshine, and the young plants have to be shaded by banana or plain tain trees, and later, when they attain their growth, by tall trees known as "immortels," or the "mother of the coco." These make a kind of canopy over the entire plantation. The fruit of the coco tree is a pod, resembling a cucumber and growing on the trunk, or large branches, where it "looks as though It were artificially attached." The seeds are like large, thick Lama beans embedded in pulp. These form the coco beans of commerce. The processes of curing and drying require much attention. For a year and a half an inmate of. an institution for the poor, Mrs. Ellen Cushing of Chicago, is now burdened with wealth and is more unhappy by far than when a pauper dependent upon others for the necessities of life. Broken in health and spirit by old age and the vicissitudes of former years, worried by a legion of petty annoy ances that follow in the wake of hei inheritance so that she cannot sleep, a bequest of SS.000,000 from her un cle, Henry Dolan of New York, left to be divided between herself and four sistere, is only a scurvy trick that fate has i-iayed upon her. Her friends say the inheritance will kill her. They tell of hundreds of let ters she receives from persons who seek to take advantage of her feeble ness and obtain a portion of her rich es. Some of these are the letters of professional beggars, who recite har rowing tales of poverty and dirtress, and ask for amounts ranging from 55 to $500. Others are from promoters of enterprises, such as mines in Alas ka, the search of sunken treasure, the completion of flying machines and per petual motion contrivances, who would accept in trust all her money were she willing. These are read nervously as fast as they are received, and are much to blame for her present condition. Mrs. Cushing will receive her Inher itance November 28, and what she will do with the money the beneficiary has not the slightest idea. Now she is not content to live In any one place but moves about from the home of one friend to that of smother, un happy in the possession of her great riches. Whisky V )tf. Judge Smith of the London city court decided that to a man who earns as much as a pound a week whisky is almost a necessary of life and he cannot escape responsibility for debt on the ground that the li quor is a luxury. In the case before the court the defendant was a minor, but the judge ruled that the bill must be paid with costs. The Dram In Warfare. In 1869 the Italian minister of war, Signor Ricotti. abolished the drum in the Italian army. For nine years a crusade in its favor has been carried on in Italy, and at length its return is decided upon. Every regiment in the country has been supplied with one or more of the 1,200 drums which have been ordered from a Milan mak er. These new drums will be an im- AN OPEN LETTER I Address to Women by tho Treas urer or t&o i. C. T. U. of Kansas Smith. City, rs. E. C, "Mr Dear Sisters: I brfiero in provement on the old ones, for they that will lift up and helpVomeu, and umy to weign iour pounds, as against the previous seventeen pounds. but little use appears all knowiedcr and learning- if you have not the health to enjoy It. France's Submarine Fleet. By 1906 France will have a fleet of CS submarine boats when the present programme is fulfilled. Twenty sub marine boats have been laid down this year, and owing to this large number none will be laid down in 1902. Five will be begun in 1903 and in 1904 26 more will be undertaken. Three will be ready next year, and 17 more in 1903. American Servants Want Too Much. A writer in a German paper declares that servants in the United States do only half as much work, demand twice as much free time and four times as much wages as servants do in Ger many. MBS. E. a SMITH. Having found by personal experK ence that lovdia 12. Pinkham's vegetable Comnouncl ifi a mrlf. She Had Oitculs.teti. "Did you ever kiss a man?" asked the Chicago girl. The Boston girl blushed. "Really, that is so vulsrar. ou know." she said. "Maybe it is. but did you?" persisted the Chicago girl. "I should hate to think It was a kiss," replied the Boston girl, "but since I have become engaged I have tried osculation." Chicago Post. A Community of Rents. Some people live in New York, oth ers exist. It is written that a major ity of our citizens never owned a home. They live in rented flats or houses all their lives, and do not know the meaning of possession. Many mil lionaires dwell in hired residences. Their homes are In other states, but they must be In Fifth avenue during the social season, and they must keep house. Philadelphia has been spoken of as a "community of homes." New York is a community of rents. More than half of our people don't know what it is to pay taxes. Their obliga tions of citizenship are settled by the landlord, who takes everything out in the rent. We are becoming a charac terless mob. New York Press. Importations. "You get all that is best in your system of government from England, you know," said the placid Londoner. And In a tone of slight irritation the New York man rejoined, "How about Richard Croker?" Washington Star. An Isolated Largest of liuoki, "Some day," muttered the foolkiller, "when I have more leisure than I have nowadays, I shall publish a book en titled 'Fools I have Met.' " It is interesting to note that the In habitants of the island of St Hilda, lying off the west coast of Scotland, only have communications with the mainland during three months of the year, from the beginning of June to the end of August. In these months it is visited by excursion steamers perhaps half a dozen times; for the rest of the year its inhabitants know as much about British affairs as do the Eski mos of the north. If King Edward were to die tomorrow, or Liondon be burned down, they would learn of the pvents for the first time next June. But while unable to receive communi cations except during the period men tioned they have a quaint seapost. . Whec they desire to communicate with the mainland they put their letters, with coins for postage. Into a tin box or a bottle, which is enclosed in a roughly-shaped tin7 boat, with the words "Please open cut on top, and a bladder full of air attached. This is thrown into the sea at certain tides, and so carried to the Hebridc-an shores, or mayhap to the coast of Norway. The group of islands of which St. Kilda is the chief, has an area of 4,000 square miles. The climate is mild cinu of rare virtue, and having- seen dozens of cures where my Buffering sisters have been dragged back to life and usefulness from an untimely grave simply by the use of a few bottles of that Compound, I must proclaim its virtues, or I should not be doing my duty to suffering mothers anddragged out housekeepers. owing to the Gulf 6tream and immense . Dear Sister, is your health poor. numbers or wild fowl make their " ul u our. ana used up. Scottish Islanders Who Live in Practical Igno rance of the World. homes on the islands. The waters are full of fisn and the natives raise val uable sheep. especially do you have any of the troubles which beset our sex. take my advice ; let the doctors alone, tr- Compound; it is better than any and all doctors, for it cures and they do not. "Mas. E. C. Smith, 1213 Oak h treasurer W. C. T. U., Kansas City. Mo. f 5000 forftlt If about testimonial U that ever claimed Milwaukee as home, Mrs. Finkham advises sick wo and It was from that cif.y that he was mca free. Address, Lynn, flTftafl. twice elected to Congress, and he could have gone oftener had he so desired. $8.00 Olie Of the' "Baby Mine" Elected II I m. Isaac W. Van Shaick, who died re cently in Maryland at the age of 84, was one of the most notable characters Baby Mine" was the song that elect ed him the time he ran for Congress. In the outer wards of the city in thei thickly populated districts where th Polish voters ive he visited the hum ble homes and dandled the children on his knee, jollied the mothers and sang "Baby Mine" to the babies. He sang it on the floor of the Chamcer of Com merce when trading was dull. Every where he went he was called upon for his favorite song and never failed to respond. BUYS .best made 800 Lb. Platform Scales ever Sold. Well made. WILL LAST A LIFE TIME. FULL Kiz l'bitfnrm r.tnu . JCWiES (HE PATS THE FREIGHT. BS JU2HUHAUTOM M v - -n. Mrs. Robert T. Haines has placed a four-act society play, entitled "Hearts Aflame," with Amelia Bingham. Nature' Priceless Remedy Cn.O. PHELPS BROWN S PRECIOUS HERBAL OINTMENT II Cures Throuqh the Pores tddmit Di. O. P. Bro wu. 8d B' way . K w burj;h.N. -J. Pheumafism, Neural. Eia. Weak Back. Sprains, urns. Sores and ail Pain. If he i- not It. M-nd u tilt name, an.1 for your trouble, we will r. Scntl To t Trial HPS, D RO PSYSSa f V 1 r A . i I