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Auto Information
DOOrS k'' sPrun8 or twisted.
T?4mo Steel rims, demountable or quick detachable, fitted
JXlIIlb to wheel.
SGDtS ,uni"''e sea'' B'nK'e or double. Auxiliary folding
Windshields JX a new one- Rcpair your 0,d
Qytviiri oe repair any kind st a spring or can furnish
JJJA yu a new spring.
LclinpS C 'urn'8'1 new 'amP3, We niake lamp brackets.
TVmC We make our own tops in Omaha. Best tops made
J-VJJJO anywhere.
SOOdS "iaiCe t1 "CSt w'n hoodi for tops-any
"Tin G dArrnvCi We make these to fit over the leather
-HlbU UUVtJIt) back and cushions. T .
BOWS r. Sockets. V.'e're headquarters for any re
OllSlliOHS r 'eatncr upholstering of any kind.
TVTnfci Rubber matting for step boards. Mats of rubber or
-U.aua carpet for body.
"PniTl tlTI P Careful and painstaking work, ant
x with you and we know how to paint.
and honest
Drummon d's
For all kinds automobile repairing. 18th and Harney
Advertised Letter List.
Kemaining uncalled for in the post
office at Plattsmouth, Neb., July 5,
im.
Ladies: Mrs. George Davis, Mrs.
Soloir.a Eick, Miss Mae Lewis, Mrs.
Grant Owens (2), Mrs. T. It. Raney,
Miss Grace Selby (2); Gentlemen; B.
E. Boyle, Louis Dickenson, Grover
Kludge, R. L. Eberts. Wm, II. Haine,
, Edward King, F. II. McCurthy, G. R.
flicDadc, D. M. Stanley, B. F. Smith,
Cheater Vosler.
These letters will be sent to the dead
? letter office July 19, 1909, if not
delivered before. In calling for the
- above please say "advertised" giving
date of list. C. H. Smith, P. M.
Farm Bargain in Cat Coun'y.
400 litres at $07.50. No buildings.
'Splendid stock and grain farm. Close
to town and school. Good terms. Ad
dress, R. A. Nicholson, Newton, la.
Vine job work done at this ofRce.
Celebrate at Louisville.
County Recorder II. A. Schneider
"also ran" with the bunch who Invaded
Louisville the glorious Third, Saturday.
He was accompanied by his honor,
County Judge Beeson. The former
was prepared to register all kicks,
while the latter declared he would sus
pend sentence on the slightest provo
cation. Both were kindly chaperoned home
by Uncle George Sherman.
"Kind Lady" Was Not the Ety Mark
Wary Willie Had Ftidly
Hoped to Tind.
Viary Willie left the dustry .coun-t-y
ro.nlsMo ami entered tSe honi-it-able
open Kite at the end of a tn-at
walk Lenlf'ie.l with brUht-Lu.-d an J
old fashioned flowers. A tidy aid
motherly-ii-oklng wej::an, who li;oko.l
as If sin? might be "easy fruit," sat on
a vine-clad 111 tie porch homniiiig a
sheet. She teemed to be the vm
I erson on the premises and Weary
Willie fancied that she looked a bit
scared. It was because cf this that
there was a certain note of authority
In his voice whau he said: '
"I want to git something to 'tat.
kind lady, and I"
The "kind lady" gave her head a
I little toss and Interrupted him by sa
ling: "You do. eh' Well, I can tell
you, my wandering friend, that' you
Just have run afoul of the wrong 'kind
lady' when you struck me, an' if you
think that I am a bit scared of you or
of any of your traripiu' tribe you are
most beautifully le t, an' so I let you
know, for the tran.u never yet drtw
the breath o' life that I was scared ot
or who could bulldoze mo Into feedln'
him, an' I can tell you straight that 1
ain't no use for yutt nor for uoue o"
your clan, an' if I had my way there
would be a workhcusn in every county
In the land where surh gents as you
would put in 12 good tours of work
every day or be stood in the Etock3
that long, and I guess then you would
keep off the country roads an' top
scarln' wlnimen that ain't got nerve
enough to tell you what they think of
you, which I have, an so I let you
know, an' If you don't :ight,out o' here
right forthwith an' faster, in less than
one minnlt I will go into the bouse
an' come out again with a hosswflp
that I have UBed on more thau cue o'
your stripe, an' sent, him off howlin'
like the whipped cur that he was. an'
that you will be if you so much as
open your mouth even. to say 'kind
lady' to me, which I ain't, nor don't
want to be no 'kind lady' when it
comes to wasting sweetness on the
desert air, as a body might say, by
bein' kind to any such low-down,
wuthless specimens o' scum o'. the
earth as you represent, an' If you
don't vamoose this ranch la three
shakes of a dead sheep's tal'. I'll un
chain a dog I've got in the buck yard
that likes nothln' better than to make
sausage meat of such Goto", are
you, my friend?" Puck.
Campaign Commenced.
Wade Windham and Bert Thrasher
went to Louisville to help along the
celebration, and also to look after the
distribution of some campaign cards.
Bert complained of seasickness to
much that it was necessary to turn
him over to the tender mercies of the
Quaker Medicine Company, which hap
pened to be in town. Thus relieved of
the handicap, Wade finished up his job
in record time.
See us for sale bills.
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HOT WEATHER
COMFORT
When the therometer
climbs up to the vicinity
of 100 in the shade there
is no one item that will
give more comfort to the
busy housewife than' a
gasoline stove. Besides
eliminating the heat and
smoke problem, they are
cheap to install and cheap
to operate. We have
them, guaranteed in every
respect, at from $2.50 to
$24.00.
JOHN BAUER
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Fishermen, Residents of a "Dry"
Town, Declare They Saw Reptile
In the Pacifc.
Guy Griffith. Jarres Harvey and i
thn-e ether foliermeu who were out in :
the Iur-cft Rt-ta, report th.-.t when 18 I
.T.ilt a off the coast U.ey sighted a soa '
serpent 10 feet long, with a brown
head as big arouud as a small barrel
and i yes as large us a man's Est. The
i serpent is said to have moved Its head
from side to side as a snake do?3. and
i had a bis dorsal fin 15 Ret back of
. the head.
I The fishermen say the same monster
has been reported within the last few
month near the Fhlllwdnes and
long the northern coast of this coun
try! They furthermore aver that a heavy
sinker, which one of the five threw at
the sea serpent as the boat was pull
ing away from the unsafs neighbor
hood, was caught in the creature's
mouth and spit back with such force
as to make a deep dent in the fish box
on deck.
"Never saw such a spitter," said
one of the men; "Just like a young
cannon." Lons Beach is a "dry" town.
Long Beach (Cai.) Dlspa'.ch-to the
New York World.
Paper and Canvas.
In a book entitled "Stories of the
English Artists," R. Davies and C.
Hunt tell an interesting anecdote of
Turner, the great landscape painter,
He disliked to part with his pictures,
and when he sold one, Invariably wore
a look of dejection and oppression. If
a friend asked him what was the mat
ter, he would scornfully explain: "I ve
lost one of my children this week."
Once a rich Birmingham manufac
turer, Glllott by name, Introduced him
self to the painter, and slated that he
had come to buy.
"Don't want to sell," or gome such
laconic rebuff, with the answer.
The manufacturer then drew from
his pocket a bundle of bank-notes,,
about 5,000 worth.
"Mere paper," observed Turner, with
griiu humor, a little softened, however,
and evidently enjoying bis Joke.
"To be bartered for mere canvas,"
replied Glllott, waving his hand at the
"Building of Carthago" and it3 com
panions.
This tone of cool depreciation
seemed to have a happy effect, and
finally Glllott departed with some
5,000 worth of Turner's plcturae.
Cleanliness of Amsterdam.
Amsterdam enjoys an enviable repu
tation for its cleanness. .Owen Felt
ham, who visited Holland In the sev
enteenth century, was particularly im
pressed by tho spotles3ness of its
itreets and houses. "Whatsoever their
estates be," he writes, "their houses
must be fair. Therefore from Amster
dam they have baulsht seacole, lost It
oyle their buildings. Every door
ieema studded with diamonds. The
nails and hinges hold a constant
Drlghtnesse, as it rust there was not
i quality Incident to Iron. : Their
houses they keep cleaner than their
bodies; their bodies than their souls,
Coe to one, you shall find the and
'.rons shut up in network, m a, sec
ond, the warming pan muffled in Ital
ian cutworke. At a third tho Bconce
clad in canibrlck."
HAVE PROPER SELF-RESPECT.
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One of the Greatest Mistakes Possible
to Make Is That of Holding
Oneself Too Cheap.
Do not hold yourself too cheap. If
you do not think well of yourself oth
ers are not likely to i think much of
you. You are usually' taksn at your
own value. By this is cot meant a
foolish self-conceit, but a proper self
rrspect. Have a regard for the esteem of
those whose opinion is worth having.
No one can be admired by all. He
who has no enemies may doubt wheth
er he has real friends. Try to win
the regard of the gocd and the wise;
If the foolish take offense pas3 It by.
Think too well of yourself to stoop
to anything coarse, mean or untrue.
However humble your station In life
ttay be, you may think yourself wor
thy only of that which is good an')
true. To be genuine puts you on a
hlch level. Whatever your purse, you
may be rich in character. Think your
self worthy of the best to which you
can attain. Aim for the highest you
see, and should you fall to reach it,
you will still be higher than if your
aim had been low.
Dreamers.
Day dreams, castle3 in Spain, fig
ments of the imagination ah, how
we laushut them all nowadays! They
pre good enough for the little onoj,
tor tho boys and feirls, pr-rhaps, but
as for us we have long ago outgrown
them.' With what gusto wo speak cf
So-and-So as a hard-headed chap, a
monoy getter, while we dismiss ciJ
rival with a lift of the brows as "an
Impractical fellow."
Shame upon us for it, too! Gofl
give us more dreamrrs. I pray; mor
of those whose Inner eye is free jf
cataract. We need them here in Amer
ica to-day; we are too practical a peo
ple. W'e are youngin years, but we
have fought an aging buttle for the
supremacy of a great continent. W
have come up out of the struggle with
the rich trophies of victory fast
clutched la our calloused hands. We
have worked desperately hard for
them, and they are good to look upon
but we must have a care now les
we bow down before thrm In abje'.t
fetish worship. Charbs Francis Road,
In Smart Set.
Town of Many Vicissitudes.1
Cattaro, the Austrian sea gate of
Montenegro, which was recently be
leved to be threatened by Prince Nich
olas' guns, wai held by Montenegro
jnce for a time. Montenegro ac
4ulred it in 1813 with the aid of a Brit
ish squadron. Any inhabitant of Cat
taro who waa contemporary with tho
rise and fall of Napoleon must often
nave bad to pause and think what
country he belonged to. For, having
been Venetian for centuries, Cattaro
became Austrian by the treaty . of
Campo Formlo, and Italian in 1805 by
the peace of Pressburg. It was ab
sorbed In the Froncn empire in 1810,
and wrested from It lo 1813, and
finally, In 1814, Russia compelled Mon
tenegro to give it up to Austria,
Stung!
Nan The trouble with Billy la that
he's awkward when he's in com
pany. He doesn't know Vhat to do
with his hands. ,
Fan O, yes, he does; ho told me
once that you wore too many pins in
your belt. '
Form Colonies for Tramps.
Perhaps most tramps have no de
sire to work, preferring to cling to
their habits of shlftlessness. but there
are doubtless many men In the ranks
who would settle down to the serious
task of making monejr and improving
their condition tf they had the proper
training. The latter may and prob
ably will, be rescued by a term on the
"farm," but the veteran who has
walked rails when no freights were
available; who ha3 shied at anything
savoring of labor; who haa begged or
stolen what food be has obtained, can
not be reformed. He will go on until
the end in his old way. a scourge to
humanity and a disgrace to civiliza
tion. Usefulness wa3 never and can
never be for him. To the extent of
the number constituting this class the
farm colony will be a failure.
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Special Sale of
Sample Hammocks
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Heroic! Book & Stationery Store
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The sample line of a leading manufacturer we have
bought at a liberal discount, and are in position to
MAKE very closo prices. Special on Croquet Sets. A
$1.50 value at 98 cents. v '
20 per cent discount on all Spalding's Base Ball
Goods, that we have in .stock. We are determined to
reduce our stock of Base Ball Goods, and in order to do
so will give 20 per cent discount from catalogue price.
We have a full line of Gold Medal, Mushroom and Au
tograph Bats, Catcher Mitts, Balls, etc. 20 per cent
discount on these goods is just 20 per cent saved.
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One Door West of Fanger's.
LITTLE LOCALS.
WANTED Work in private hema or
hotel, call lOf. Mrs. Victoria Done
line. - . 22-3
Former Senator S. L. Thomas de
parted for. Council BIufTd Saturday,
where he intended to make arrange
ments with the Jackson Automobile Co.
(o ship one of their splendid touring
cars here. Mr. Thomas is agent for
this company and he considers their
autos the best on the market.
Early Recovery Expected.
Mr3. F. A. Rennie was a passenger
for Omaha Friday where she returned
to the hospital to be with Mrs. Claud
Seiver who had recently withstood an
operation for appendicitis.
Mrs. Rennie came down from Omaha
to vicit over v.ijht with her parents
Mr. ar.d Mrs. James Seiver. She re
ports the patient as resting easily and
an early recovety is expected by the
surgeons.
Good Corn Prospects.
Wm. A. Heil drove in from his fath
er's fine farm nine miles south-west of
the city Friday, bringing the past
week's production of butter and eggs
to the best market in Cass County.
Willie Fays ha has seventy acres of
corn which looks a great deal better
than corn in that vicinity did at this
ti-ne last year. He is very much inter
ested in the market U3 this is his first
year of farming for himself.
Saloons Obey Eight Hour Law. .
All the saloon keepers in Plattsmouth
promptly showed their intention of
obeying the r.ew daylight closing law
which became effective July second.
Saloons were not opened til! 7 a. m.,
closed at 8 p. m.. sharp. Saloon keep
ers and bartenders we believe will ap
preciate the extra hours of leisure add
edto the fenner short period of rest.
The fjllowirg people made up a
party which leave tomorrow for St.
Paul, Minnesota to attend the National
Christian Endeavor C nve.ntior. Rev.
and Mrs. J. H. Sulsbury, Alma Larsor,
Carl Scott, Esttlle Baird, France3
Weidman Ruth Johnson, Mrs. C.JC.
Parmele, Hallie Parmele and Russel
SaUbury. The convention begins July
7 and continues for five days.
Jennings, Molly and Don Seiver re
turned from Omaha Sunday evening
where they had been visiting with Mrs.
PlmidA Sfivor at ttio tinsr.Sful Tkot.
renort her na rppnvpriirr rm.iHIw iul
the surgeons think it will be safe to
move her to this city in a week or so.
Watches, J I to $50 at Crabill's.
He Got None.
"What's a pun. father?"
"A pun, my son, is a play upon
words. There are three kinds of puna:
Good ones, which you laugh at; in
different ones, which you tako no no
tice of, and bad ones, which make
you throw something at the punster."
"Can't you make a pun, father?"
"Of course, my Bon! Now, you're
thinking about your Buppcr-, aren't
you?"
"Yes, father."
"Well, that's-upper-moat In your
mind at the present time. That, you
see, Is a play , on Here, you young
rascal, what did you throw that book
at me for?"
Solicitors Wanted.
The News-Herald is in a position
to use a couple of good solicitors either
all or part of the time. Wo have a
good proposition one you can make
some money with. Please write im
mediately, or call at the office.
The old Patterson farm one mile
west of the city was sold to A. W.
Smith of Carson, la , by Holschue re
cently. The price paid was $150 per
acre or $6,000 for the 40. Mr. Smith
is a brother of Harry Smith who pur
chased the old Black farm from Aug.
Stohlman.
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Smoke an
ACORN
And be Happy
Thin Skinnedneii.
"The most unpleasant kind of van
ity to meet with," writes a reader, "Is
thin skinnedness. The thin-skinned
person Is always on the lookout for
slights and takes every allusion tc
himself. His amour propre must be
consulted on every occasion, thereby
making every one around constrained
and unnatural for fear of hurting him.
He is a wot blanket everywhere, and
one' cannot help a feeling of relief
whenever he leaves." Homp Chat.
New Land Chances
Flathead Indian Reservation: Register at Kalispell, Mont., on
the Great Northern Railway.
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Uoeur a Aiene rteservauon; negisier at voeur d'Aiene, Idaho.
(Buy tickets to Spokane.)
an-
ve leaflet, showing conditions, excursion rates, train service.etc.
The Burlington-Great Northern, Spokane and Seattle train takes
you through the wealth producing Wenatchee fruit country, and
shows you the wonderful upper northwest empire; every mile is
interesting.
Bie Horn Basin; A splendid choice of the government irri
gated lands is still left to homesteaders in this fast growing country.
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JUMcre munucn knuu, xuuuaauua ui u.ies ui mese largi
sized tracts are now available for free homesteading in.easte:
Wyoming ana are going iasc.
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D. CLEM DEAVER, General Agent,
Land Seekers Information Bureau, Omaha, Neb.
