"XHvx::: SHREWD MR. DOOLY HKHHKH a. V Y Y ! V 5 , . 1. S D RUSH ROBERTSON HE HAS DISCOVERED A USE FOR "SWITCHTAIL" COWS. or V Jersey Farmer Hat Device (Not Pat ented) by Which He Makes AnU rral Saw Wood with Her Caudal Appendage. Pacific Junction, Iowa. Y Y Y v X t Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y : t Y t Y Y Y Y Y Y Cigars and Tobaccos, Candies, Chewing Gum and soft drinks. Drop in and see me for a quiet hour, excellent entertainment. A new gasoline lighting system has just been installed which adds greatly to the attractiveness of the place: pool tables in connection. Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y f Y Y w A. A. www BRIEF LOCAL HAPPENINGS Pure soda at Gering & Co. C. H. Miller of Murray was a busin ess visitor in the city. Miles Standish of Murray was look ing after business in the city today. Lincoln Creamer of Ashland is visit ing with relatives and friends in the city. Miss Pauline Oldham of Murray made a brief visit with relatives in the city Friday. Remember the Christian Science lec ture at the Methodist church Thursday evening. A. C. Adams of Lincoln was in the city Saturday looking after business matters. Miss Ida Boedeker of Murray made a short visit Thursday with friends in the city. Mrs. D. Wilson of Detroit, Mich., is visiting with her aunt, Mrs. G. Knapp, of this city. Earl Albin who was a witness in the Clarence murder trial left Saturday for j Wausa, Neb. Georga Everett of Union was in j attendance at the Clarence murder tri-1 al last week. ' August I'anska, one of the good citi- i zens of Louisville, was a business visi-1 tor in the city today. j The Ladies Aid of Eight Mile Grove will give a box and ice cream social at Watson Long's, June 11. Uri Gillette of Hot Springs, S. D., arrived in the city Thursday for a two weeks' visit with friends. Thomas Seiver of Marquette, Neb., is visiting his sister Mrs. Joseph L. Thompson for a few days. Mrs. Wriham Morrow of Murray is spending a few weeks visiting with relatives at Glenwood, Iowa. Mrs. Fannie Eikenberry, of Union was the guest of Mrs. C. A. Uawls in the city the latter part of the week. Mrs. William Henriehsen was called to Council Bluff., la., Saturday, by the sad tidings of the death of her sister. Miss Mable Greenwald of Lemars, la., spent Sunday in the city the guest of her sister, Miss Carrie Greenwald. C. C. l'armele, E. A. Wurl, J. I'. Falter and Philip Thierolf were an automobile party from this city to Omaha yesterday. A. Matous went to the hospital in Omaha, Saturday where he will have an operation performed to remove a growth from his scalp. Mrs. C. G. Budig, son and daughter, who have been the guests of Wm. Budig ami family left Friday for their home in McCook, Neb. George and Grovernor Dovey left Friday evening for Chicago and Dola van, Wis., where they will visit for sometime with relatives. Mrs. Sam Smith went to Omaha Sat urday to see Mrs. Mark White who was operateil on for appendicitis, is in a very critical condition with but slight hope for her recovery. Sunday School Convention. First District Sunday School conven tion to be held at Murray, June !). 11 EC 1L If You Are Needing a DELIVER Y WA GON "We are offering; a line Top Delivery W&gon Worth 3.35 for 79.00 It has 11-4 inch Axle and Wheels, has full wood panel sides nicely painted. Think of it. John Dooly of Jacksonville, N. J., has hit upon a plan that will hereafter muke "switchtall" cows brlns h pre mium. Instead of, as now, being mi marketable. Dooly is the owner of a brlnill"' cow that he has lieen com pelled fur yearn to milk himself, His hired men after the first trial of milk ing the cow refused to remain longer in Dooly's employ If compelled to put up with the lathing of old brlndle'B tail. Dooly has tried for cluht years to Ket rid of Hie cow, but her fame lias spread over Kssex and Morris coun ties, and a purchaser for her could not be found. She can snap her tail liko n whip, and the risnlt la that Dooly's face has not been minus several pieces of sticking plaster for years. Dooly said recently, "I have been thinking lor some time of using the ! old liriadle's tail power to some good i effect, iind at last hit upon a plan, I which I have now put Into effect with such good results that If any of tho fanners around have any 'swltchtuil cows they want to dispose of they will find a linyi r at the Dooly farm. "1 cut a hole through the side of tho woodshed," continued Dooly, "just op posite Hie circular saw, which we turn by hand to cut up wood In Ftovo lengths, and through this hole 1 put a beam, which 1 balanced Just like the walking beam of a ferryboat on the North river. On the Inside end I fastened a Hick lending down to the wheel that turns the saw. On tho outside I fastened a rope. 1 tried tho thing and it worked line. Driving a F.uKc into ttie ground neur uy, i ueu i the old hilndle to it, and, fastening her tail to the beam rope, sat. down to milk. I called l'at Dugan, the farm lielpir, and told him to feed wood to the saw. lie thought at first I was cra.. but I ordered him to do ns told. "The next minute tho old brludlo gave her tail a switch to swipe iu across the face its usual, hut she couldn't. The rope held, and she could nly switch her tail so far. Then she tried In the other direction, with the same result, lty this time old brludlo , got pretty jnad and she Jerked that j tall of her hack and forth as quick : us lli;htiili:. and, say, that walking ' beam kept ioing at such a rate '.hat j you would A thought the circular saw ! was being driveu by a ten horse power ! engine. "It just took 15 minutes to tnllk old brlndle, and in that time she cut up two cords of wood Into stove lengths No, Kir. I wouldn't take $000 for that old hilndle cow now," concluded ; Dooly. ' Showery. "As soon as some men gits a little eavrd up fob a rainy day," says I'ncle j Kben, "(ley can't resist do temptation to knock off work an' watch fob a j shower." Washington Star. I V Y f Y V Y f t Y f Y V (DOUBLE ROLLS) Worth up to 35 cents a Bolt from the H. E. Weid man stock, all in good con dition, your choice for f ? Y Y Y ? ? f V 10 A. BOLT AT 00000000 or 8 0 ill ro b One Door West of Fanner's, t r Y T T T T t T y y T T Y T Y T T t Y T Y r r t Y Y t t r t T T T k U Ai U A A 4i U U U U 4. U AA A V ' V V ' V V Miss M. K. Kaufman of Cedar Creek has been appointed postmistress at thtit place to succeed A. 0. Ault, re signed Miss Kaufman is a capable and businesslike woman and her appoint ment is considered a good one. Editor's Notice. Tf the heeler who handed In a slip of paper marked, "How much did Sa lome?" will bring himself and a stout hemp rope to the office tonight we will supply the necessary chande lier. Yale Record. Fact. Ambitions young men who contem plate a change from bookkeeping should bear In mind the fact that there Is likewise an upkeep connecte-.l with a poultry farm. Indianapolis News. "Showed" Him How. A Missouri man sent a quarter kpt rral hundred miles to find out how to save his sock heels, and the fel low suggested that he cut out the heels with a pair of scissors and put them in the too drawer. The Insanity Plea. "Sir," said the young woman, with' r lilt t seemed to bo Indignation. The young man looked embarrassed "Yes, I did kiss you," he admitted, but I was Impulsively Insane." "That means that a man would bo a lunatic to kiss mo?" "Well, any man of discretion would be Just crazy to kiss yon." This seemed to ease tho Btraln, and no jury being present to muddlo af fairs a satisfactory verdict won reached riiiladelphla Ledger. Criminologists Interested. Countess Itoos Farrar. a niece of Archdeacon Karrnr, has secured 75 acres at Spring Valley, N. Y and wilt build there u homo for the children o! criminals, to make a trial of tho the ory of Inherited eilnie. as well us t give homes to the waifs. She gives ab her time to the care ot those sick atiS in want. Hie Magical Coat. .lack the (limit Killer boasted or M invisible coat. "My wife can't ever give It to a trump." ho said. w I 201 101 I BUGGIES, GfRRIfGE8. HARNESS. AT A BIG- SACRIFICE LOOK IN. U IVi SVD O IN! D 18th and Harney Street, Omaha, Nebr. t f t f t t t f t t V t ? OMAHA BICYCLE CO. 16TH AND CHICAGO SAME PLACE FOR 14 YEARS Indian Barley-Davidson "Pierce 4 Cylinder': and Cur tiss Motor Cycles. Single Twin 3 and 4 Cylinders. Second Hand Motor Cycles. Tires and supplies for all makes. All kinds of repairing. 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