The news-herald. (Plattsmouth, Neb.) 1909-1911, May 17, 1909, Image 2

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To Threshermen and Those Not Threshermen
Who contemplate entering into a new undertaking, we would say by all means to in
vestigate threshing as a business it offers great opportunities a business that requires
comparatively small capital is easily conducted and pays a handsome percentage on
the investment if you buy wisely and exercise ordinary judgment in the operation of
your machinery. To those who are not satisfied with the result of their past year's work
who feel that they have not bought wisely we have only one word of advice buy a
CASE outfit, one that can be operated year in and year out at a profit under more various
conditions than any other threshing machinery on earth. Case equipment represents a
lifetime spent in building threshing machines no guess or slipshod work is put on Case
Machinery. "We do not experiment at the expense of our customers. No improvement is
added to Case Machinery until it has been thoroughly tested and proved that it will
add to life of the machine, increase its earning capacity, or make it do more perfect work.
Watch this space next Thursday as we will quote prices.
M. E. MANSP-EAKER
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Headquarters For Spauldinfs Athletic Goods,
Base Balls, Bats, (ilores, Mitts,
.Vasts, etc., this season at
Herold Book & Stationery Store
Buy Spaulding's Base Ball Goods. There is
none none "just as good." Beware of the
"just as good" dealer who makes "appear
ance" first and "quality" secondary, and of
fers the customer the "just as good" article
when Spauldings are asked for.
Full Line of Fishing Tackle.
Frtsh shipment of Red Band Brand Candies
just received from New York. See window
display of these 20 cent candies which we are
selling at 12 cents a pound.
Read all the latest copyright $1.50 books for
10 and 15 cents. New arrivals, "The Round
Up," "Serventin ihellouee." "Lewis' Rand,"
"The Man in Lower 12," "The Bronze Bell,.'
"The Yoke," "The Music Master," "51-10 or
Fight," "Red Mouse," "The Missioncr." Be
sides about 200 other books of recent popular
fiction for rent at 10 and 35 cents a week.
Herold Book & Stationery Store
One Door West of danger's.
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XI
SERVED AS HIS LADY'S MAID.
iBssaMMHonmaH
Pi' ' - A.
Romantic Manner of Wooing That
Won Love of Young Russian
Widow for Her Admirer.
A St. I'rU'rslmig jiaper publishes
details of a IIiikjIiui romanre In which
figures the wealthy and beautiful
younu Haronens I'mson, the widow of
a distinguished Husslan guverniiient
official.
All the young cavaliers of Moscow
were hopelessly In love with her. The
baroness, however, rejected all at
tempts to obtain an Introduction to
her and lived In peifect seclusion, at
tended only by an elderly relative.
Some mouths aito a young peasant
ftlrl began to visit the residence of
the baroness, offering the servants
(heap articles for sa!e. Subsequently
the baroness used to buy different ar
ticles from the peasant, who was In
telligent, had good manners and con
siderable eonveipatletial talents.
The haror.cFs eventually asked the
girl whether she would enter her serv
ice as a lady's 111:1 1.1 . She ugreed and
discharged her duties to perfection for
a fortnight and then revealed "her
self" as a young Russian nobleman
nai::ed .Maxinioff, who, tailing advan
tage, of his fair hair and complexion,
had masqueraded as a domestic serv
ant to break down the barriers with
which the beautiful baroness had sur
rounded herself.
The baroness was so much ini
pnssed by his extraordinary perse
veiT.noe that she became engaged to
I'.lm, and the marriage tiuik place a
lew days ago. 1
CARPET SV.EEPER TC0 NOISY.
YOUR WISHES ARE
CATERED
lust as you would have tlietn at
I'.arnes' restaurant. The viands
art of the best, the cuisine is
perfect, and our sauces, entrees,
ti-h. meats, eysteis, 'clams, des
erts and pies are prepared by
exports. Our price wll. vii
will sny thov are small w hen you
test the culinary irems that we
present for y ur delectation,
(ion. r'''vi.- ia connection.
P. BARNES.
Dealer Left with Memory cf Good
Jcke to Compensate Him for
Loss cf Ssl.
A hardware dealer In town tells a
story about n prim old lady who came
Into his store the other day to pur
chase a carpet sweeper. She gazed
here and there about the store as she
entered, and finally going up to the
dealer she looked ut him quizzically
ever her glasses and uskea: "lie- you
keep carpet sweepers ? '
"Yes. madam," replied the denier,
and naming the two kinds which he
had In stock, asked hlch she. de
sired. "Well," siild the lady, "you may
show 1.1c both kinds, if you will."
".lust a moment, madam, until I get
them from the rear of the store." And
with that he went to an obscure cor
ner and lonk ilowu the carpet-sweepers
from their books upon the wall.
It hnppo! eil that in I'en; ef one of
the 111: lies which he desired there was
a lawn mower so hum: tj;:t ho had to
move it. lie teok it down fumi the
hook and as he did so it rolled along
the floor with a grinding rattle.
Hefore he had time to turn around
he heard the old lady shout from the
front of the store: "That makes more
noise than my old one, and I don't
care to look nt it," and so saying, she
whisked out to the door, leaving the
dealer to wonder whether the Joke was
worth the loss of the sule. Portland
Kx press.
An Optical Illusion.
Did you ever try to see through
your hand? Hy following these direc
tions you may at least make yourself
believe you are looking right through
the palm. Out of a piece of paste
board about live inches square roll u
tube. Have one end just large enough
to fit around the eye. and the other a
little smaller. Take the tube between
the thumb and Angers of the right
hand: put the larger end to your eye,
and press your left hand against the
smaller end. Keep both eyes open.
Objects beyond the left hand will be
plainly visible, and there will appear
to be a hole through the center of the
palm. It is the uncovered Ift eye
which is actually doini? all the seeing,
but so far as appearance's co, It will
seem as If the right eye were seeing,
tight straight through t'.io left hand.
Another Good
LAND OFFERING
On May 22d the "Government will open its second tract of 12,
000 acres of perfectly irrigated land in the Big Horn Basin, near
Garland and Powell, Wyoming. This irrigation project of the Gov
ernment is first class and reliable. This land is adjacent to and
along side of the Burlington Road. Powell and Garland are pros
perous towns. The community is absolutely first-class, and there
is not a better place to live in the whole west for climate.sunshine,
productiveness of soil and many other good reasons, than the Big
Horn Basin. The land is .$45.00 an acre in ten annual installments,
without interest.
320 Acre Mondell Act:-Select locations for homcsteading in
Wyoming near Newcastle, Upton and Moorcroft. Plats on file.
Write me.
I conduct an excursion on the first and third Tuesday of each
month. Only $27.50 round trip homeseekers excursion rate. No
charge for my services. Write me at once about this new tract.
The excursion of May 18 or in June will be in time for good selections.
D. CLEM DEAVER, General Agent,
Land Seekers Information Bureau, Omaha, Neb.
m hwumiswumwi mm m nmwui
Well Answered.
Dm!:iii the encampment of several
regiments of liritish soldiers In a cer
tain d'Yfrlrt the wood and turf used
for ccjklng purposes were carted by
the nelgiihuring.-fariucrs. One day a
donkey-rait full cf tu:f was brought In,
the driver being a toiuiMy lad. As r.
regimental band ,n playing, ho stood
In front of the donkey and held the
animal tightly by the head. Some of
the "STarf ones" gathered round, high
ly pleas d, and the wit ef the party
asked why he "held his brother ro
lightly." The reply was crushing:
"I'm afraid he might enlist."
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No, Dsg!
Reared In the strict school of "Yes.
sir!" and "No, ma'am:" addressed
without thought of servility to all el
ders and betters, 1 11 ti 1 this a season
of rare courtesy mid scant civility.
Well do 1 remember that nwesome
scene at my father's table when a
stout iiiid rebellious little sister,
seething with disappointment over
some denied dainty, answered "No!"
t' a well meant proffer of a less de
sirable dish.
"No, dog? or No, cat?" my father
Inquired with ominous calm. "No,
dog!" the sturdy lass recklessly re
plied. 1 (iu'l;e even now at the thought of
the breathless pause which followed,
and di aw a veil over the painful after
v.iuth. Appletou's.
For Ho! Fires Get Egenber
ger's Coal !
Sure satisfaction every time you light a fire if on
top of the kindling is ebony fuel from our yards.
It's heat and light giving and slate-free when it
leaves the mines, screened and cleaned again here
and served to you full weight and with celerity of
delivery. Order any way that suits you. Both
telephones.
J. V. EGENBERGER
The Home Paper
' terest thehomn news. Its every
issue will prove a welcome visitor to ever? member of t'..a family. It
should head your list of newspaper and periodical subscription
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