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TO DO ONLY FIUST-CLASS AT THE OFFICE, YOU, AS WE Satisfaction. and Vine St. NEBRASKA For Atchinson, St. Joseph, Leaven worth, Kansas City, St. Louis, and all points north, east south or west. Tick ets sold and bag gage checked to any point in the United States or Canada. For INFORMATION AS TO RATES AND ROUTES Call at Depot or address II, C. Tow.vsend, G. I'. A. St. Louis, Mo. J. C. Pmixii'i'i, A. O. I. A. Omaha. II. D. Al'GAR. Agt., Plattsmouth. Telephone, 77. Millinery and dressmaking at Tucker Sisters', in Sherwood block. HENRY BOECK The Leading 'furniture dealer AND QNDERTAKR. Constantly keeps on hand everythia you need to furnish your house. CORKER firXTU AND MA lit STBEE P3 n out Neb Lumber THE OLD RELIABLE. H. L WAfEBMN & PIHF. LUMBER ! Shingles, Lath, Saah, Doors Blinds Can supply everw demand of the city. Call and get terms. Fourth street in rear of opera house. N TEIT7av)c4iSALESMEN To represent our well known house. You need no - capital to repre- ent a finn that warrants stock fir9t-clas and true to name. WORK HLL THE TEAR. $100 per month to rigm man. Appiy quick. stating age. L L MAT & CO Nursery, TlorUt and Seedomen.St. Paul, Uina. .(This house ia resposible.) iMj. DIEFFENBACH'S PROTAGOM CAPSULE?, Sure Cure for Weak Hen, a proved by reports of ladinK pby- isicianB. euue age in orauno. I Price. 1. Catalofiu Ttm. rnw. v & a&e nnnatnral d Jl le and poay care for Htrlctnr and all unnatural discharges. Price 83. CREEK SPECIFIC n and Skim Blieaw, ;Im1 loaa Sore and8rrUtlc AITccUana, sritlk- out Keren ry. Price, 83. Order from THE PERU DRUS & CHEMICAL CO. li Wioosan 8ljBet, HH.WAUKES, Scientific American Agency fortJ TRADE MARKS, nrsiCH PATENTS COPYRICHTS, etc For Information and free Handboo wrltti to MUNN & OO- 861 BBOADWiT. W YOEI. Oldest trarera for secorirur patntin Ameoa Kvery patent, taken oat by w U towabt before tbepabUc by a notice giroa free of charge In the Tjinrest circulation of any edentlfl JWfJ.ln 22 rii. SnteiMiidlY illnetrated. No inteUioent man should be without It. Weekly, tmt: 1 JJ1 six months. Address MOSS & CO, ppBiasHEBS, 361 Broadway. &ew York, W Anted Au active, reliable man salary 87t to S80 monthly, with mcrease. to represent tn hie own section . . : V. i - 1 Ul a r"s"iiisiDle New xcm House. References, Box 1385. New York. MAMTFACTUBKB, LOCk tare 11 CAVEATS L J w V -W ' Wonderful.. K. W. Sawyer, of Rochester, Wis.i a prominent dealer in general merchandise, and who nam several peddling wagons, had one of hi, liorsoa hadly cut and hurtled with, lariat. The wound refused to heal The hori-e became lame uu stiH tiowwithstandihg careful iitUution and the application of remedies. A friend handed Sawyer Home of Haller'H liarb Wire Liiiemeiit, the most wonderful thing ever saw to heal such wounds, lie applied it only three times and the sore wat completed healed. Equally good for all mirs, cuts, brtises, and wounds. For sale by all druggists Safe and Reliable. "In buying a cough medicine for children," says II. A. Walker, a prominent druggist of Ogden, Utah, "never to be afraid to buy Chamberlain h Cough Kemedy there is no danger from it and re liel is always sure to follow. I par ticularly recommend Chamberlain's because I have found it to be safe and reliable. 2.1 and 50 cent bottles for sale by F. G. Fricke &. Co. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Tim Best Salve in the world for Cuts Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Suit Rheum. Fever Sores, Tetter, Cintppcd Hands, Chilhlnins, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi tively cures Pilee, or no py required it is giiirnnreei lo uive it 1st notion, oi money refunded. I 'i ice 25 eeat per box r or sale by r0. rncke Do not confuse the famous IJlusl of Koses with the many worthless paints, powders, creams am bleaches which are tloodinir th TiiarKet. viei ine genuine ol your uruvarisi. t. ti. ftnviier, t.t cents pt ooiue, ami i guarantee it will re move your pinnies, freckles, black heatls, inolli, ta.i ami sunburn, a:i ;ive ou a lovely complexion. 1 Electric Bitters. This remedy is becoming1 so wel ami so popular as to need no specia mention. All who have used Jvlec trie Hitlers sing- the same sonr of praise. A purer medicine does not exist and it is guaranteed to do al that is claimed. Klectric liitters -will cure all diseases of the liver and kidneys, will remove pimples boils, salt rheum and other affec tions caused by impure blood. Will drive malaria from the system unu prevent as wen as cure ail ma larial fevers. hor cure of headache constipation and indigestion trv jviecxric uiuers. Jintire satisfaction guaranteed, or money refunded Price oOc and SI per bottle at K. O. Fricke & Co's drugstore. S A Fatal Mistake. Ih3'sicians make no more fata! misiaivt; man wnen tney lniorin pa tients that nervous heart troubles come from the stomach and are of little consequence. Dr. Franklin Miles, the noted Indiana specialist, has proven the contrary in his new- book on "Heart Disease" which may nau lice ui J-. j. rriCSc 3C tO., who guarantee and recommend Dr, .Miles' unequalled new Heart Cure, which has the largest sale of any xieari. remeuy in tne world. It cures nervous and organic heart disease, snort Dreatn, iiuttering, pain or ten derness in the side, arm or shoulder, irregular pulse, fainting, smother ing, dropsy, etc. His Restorative Nervine cures headache, fits, etc. It Should be In Every House. T. B. Wilson, 371 Clay St. Sharps burg. Pa., says he will not be with out Dr. King's New Discovery foi Consumption, Coughs and Colds, that it cured his wife who was threatened witli Pneumonia after an attack of ''La Grippe," when various other remedies and several phj'sicians had done her no eroo'd. Robert Barber, of Cocksport, Pa., claims Dr. Kinc's New Discovery lias done him more good than any thing he ever used for run Trouble. Nothing like it. Trv it Free trial bottles at F. G. Fricke & Co's drugstore. Large bottle, 50c and $1.00. A Mystery Explained. The papers contain frequent no tices of rich, pretty and educated girls eloping with negroes, tramps and coachmen. The well-known specialist, Dr. Franklin Miles, says all such girls are more or less hys terical, nervous, very impulsive, un balanced; usually subject to nead- ache, neuralgia, sleeplessness, im moderate crying or laughing. These show a weak, nervous system for which there is no remedy equal to Restorative Nervine. Trial bottles and a fine book, containing many marvelous cures, free at F. G-Fricie & Co's., who also sell and guarantee Dr. Miles' celebrated New Heart Cure, the finest of heart tonica.Cures flutteringshort breath, etc. Ceugh Following the Crip Many person, who have recovered from n gTippe are now troubled with a persistent cough. Cham berlain's cough remedy will promptly loosen this cough and relieve the lungs, effecting a per manent cure in a very short time. 25 and 50 cent bottle for sale by F. G. Fricke & Co. Startling Facts. The American people are rapidly becoming a rase of nervous wrecks and the followtng suggests, the best remedy: alphouso Humpfling, of Butler. Penn, swears that when his son was spechless from gt Vitus Dance Dr Miles great Restorative Nerving cured him. Mrs. J. L.. Miller of Valprai and. J.D. Taolnr, of .Logansport, Ind each gained 'JO ponnds if an taking it Mrs. II. A. Gardner, of Vastulr Ind, was cured of 40 to 50 convulsions easy and miich aeadach, dizzness, bockach and nervous prostiation by one bcttle. Trial bottle and fine boek of Nfrvou8 cures free at F. G. Fricke, Ac Co., who recomends this uuequailed remedy. El3''s Cream Balm is especially adapted as a renieby for catarrh vhich is aggravated by alkaline dust and dry winds. W. A. Hover, Dri8t, Denver. .MISSIXG LINKS. Death recopla' sUow .that , m4rriel hie" liV? longer lliau bachelors. Orily ohm rniiule in 11 .000 lire to celebinle their iliamon'l we'l-lin. . . Two bliiM ii'ii lu'tH in Australia nieji.iuu 4&i,iMnl 450 feel in height Cricket wan plat ml under the name of -culi hall" ha early a the four teenth cen i ury. In Auitria women are employed ai hod carriers ami are paid at the rate ol 2.r cents a day. Tiirer hones are used aa a medicine in China, where they are supposed lo pns.-ises touic qualities. The greatest iilatrue ever known visit ed Naples in 1G.06 and carried olT 3S0, 000. people iu twenly-eilil weeks. The Irish parliament existed for over 300 ears. It was exiiii;uihet in 1801 at the lime of tho union with Great ISiilain. There U a Btronj; flow of natural ?a in the Ventura Kiver. When lighted it is said, the names extend over space eijjht feet wide. American travelers have become so numerous in Portugal that some of the shopkeepers iu the cities display tin friiru in their windows: American Spokeu here." London contains about 220,000 for eiirners. The Germans number 02 000, Americans 50.000, Freuei 30.000 Dutch 15 000. Poles 12 000, Italian 8,000 and Sviss o.OOO. The total number of clerjrv of tlie ehureii of England is about 2:5,000. I we include Ihe clerjry and those en;aed in in the colonic missionary liuld the total is swelled to 27.000 Australian buttei Hies bathe. On wnl alight close lo the water, mti which ii backs until tin: whole of tin u-iilv is siiomervvii. Hit; tore les alone retain in if their hold on dry l:id. In a moment it will lly away, apparently refreshed. February, in 1000. will not contain twenty-uine days, although it will be leap year. February, in 1700. also contained only t went '-eiht days Tuere is a slight error iu tno Greo riaii calendar, but it will only ainouu lo one day in 3 325 years. During the months of August am September in tho city aud vicinity o Voronezh more tiian five thousand horses were killed for their hides be cause their owners had no food for them. The slaughtering of good horses has continued at even a larger rate since that time. A Japanese doctor never dreams of asking a poor patient for a fe. There is a proverb among the medical fra- ternity of Japan: Wheu the twin enemies, poverty anu nieas invane a home, then he who takes augnt from that home, even thou;u it bs given him, ia a robber." In the new works of the Piajus-Atheas railway Btation the marble head of i woman has been found, of good work manship. It wears a diadem and the features are very finely carved. It is thought to belong to a headless statue found on this site in the city a little time ago. The latest fad in the West is a shoe party. They stretch a sheet across the room and the ladies stand behind it and stick their feet under it so you can only see their shoes. Then you go along and. pick out a pair of shoes and the lady who is in them you take down to supper. The Burmese women are great per sonages and plav a great part in their households. Thev choose their own husbands and divorce them when they like, retaining their own property and all that they have earned. They are at liberty to marry again, wnether as widows or divorcees. The New Alpine railwav, the Bren Rothhornbahu, is the highest railway iu the world, aud commands magnifi cent views. It is 2,351 meters (7,830 feet) hizh at the summit level, and ascends 1.032 meters (5,606 feet) or 64 meters (223 feet) higher than the Pilatus Railway. The journey occupies 1-2 hours. There are 2,000 Italians in London who serve in the Italian cafes and restaurants. In some of these they have to pay for the privilege, and in others they receive nothing in direct wages, but they are fed at the cost or the proprietor and recoup themselves in the tips. A smart man in a well- frequented street earns about (20 a week. The municipal commissioner of Baroda has published a pamphlet in which he advocates the inoculation of the blood serum of the common weasel as a cure ot snake cute. J nis animal is, he contends, proof against the poison of snake bites, from which it never suffers in the slightest degree, and attacks and kills any snake it comes across. There is a strong dislike to the bat among the peasants of south Germany. A feeling of disgust and fear takes possession of the farmer who finds bats in his chimney, not only because he believes the creatures will feed up on his pork that bangs in the smoke. but because bats are regarded as un- ucky and bring poverty and misfor tune. One of the most ingenious methods practiced by poachers for the purpose of netting pheasants is that in which a game cock is fitted with artificial spurs, and then carried to the preserves. Then the game bird crows, one or two more of the cock pheasants immedi ately respond and advance to fight. In this way sometimes fire or six pheasants are taken, while the game cock remains unhurt A temporary resident of Dallas, Texas, has had a wide experience. He has traveled for fourteen years, crossed the county from New York to Saa Francisco, worked his way through South America and has been a fireman, a policeman and a railroad man, a sport, a drummer and a soldier. He says that the world has nsei him pretty well so far aud that he intends to wander around until he dies. The authorities of the city of Tani boy have printed check books contain ing each ten to twenty checks. Every natter in tne city givei $0f,6TTy rfiwoic a pound of bread, for which It charge the city two kopeck. " The resident of the city wnro iiotilid not to de-il out any money to mendicant, for Mich money" is in most cases fcpenl on ill ink. but lo buy c:ieik- al the cily hall and to distribute them among t'.u poor. According to the school HlalWtic of Finland there are this year 4 2')3 pit pi U allending the male hc'iooU and 1 507 Ihe female hchooU. The popula tion of Finland i 2 2O0 000. of which 200 000 are Swedes, wiiti a Mmall ad mixture of other nationalities. To judge bv the languages whit h tho bchool children speak, the proportion of education is very one. pi illy divided between fie native 1'iiiim and their Swedish neighbors. The standing army nf the Argentina Republic uumbers G.0'10 men. and there are over lifty generals on tho active list This gives u general lo about every hundred other warriors of all lower grades. At this ratio, when the o Dicer are all accounted for. tho poor private must be a very lonesome creature. They manage these lliings still better in ttoine republics, whens every man iu the army is an ollieur of home sort. The Spaniards are the most expert smokers iu the world. A Spaniard takes a heavy pull at his cigarette, in hales il, takes up a wine kiii or wine bottle, pours a half-pint down his throat, holding the vessel a fool from his mouth and not spilling a drop, and then w ith a bigli of sal isfaci ion clo-.es his eyes and exhales the smoke from his nose and month in clou Is. Ilu will also inhale the smoke, converse for a few minutes iu a natural manner and lhe.il blow ()lll tli; s n ike. A ornpliiinl QucHtioii. A great deal has been said and writ ten about the woes wliicli the com positor iiilliets upon his helpless vic tims, and, speaking from experienee. I know that thev are many and varied; but yet the gifted author" has occa sionally to put up with a good deal of annoyance from higher powers than the poor comp," as Ihe following ex perience of au intimate friend of mino will prove: lie was the art critic, and he had just sent out an unusually brilliant ac count of a recent exhibition of paint ings to the desk editor, who. not hav ing made much of a study of art, was naturally unfamiliar with the language of the studio, but was preparing to wrestle with his difficult task, lie waa new at the work, and it was beset with pitfalls. Heading the list was this enigmatical seuteuce: ''A Landscape in Sepia." "Landscape in Sepia!" shouted the scribe, addressing the sporting editor, who was busily engaged in describing a spirited set-to between two favorite lightweights. 'Where the deuce is Sepia?" Don't know. " answered the pport- ing editor, thoughtfully. 'Never heard of the place. Sepia can't be in the United States, or I must have heard of it, surely. It must be in Syria some where." "I dou't believe the place exists at all," snapped the puzzled genius of the desk. think" A heavy fall in the adjoining room broke off the conversation here, and a hurried investigation revealed tha art critic in strong convulsions on th floor. He had beard the entire con versation, and was conveyed to his lodging-place in an ambulance. Ilarp- ers Magazine. Got The AVronjf One. A certain well-known railroad man. who has lots of children of assorted sizes, made a very curious mistake in identity the other evening, says a N. Y. Recorder writer. He was sitting in. his library trying to read, but was very much disturbed by the noise overhead iu the nursery. The nurse was put ting the two youngest children to bed. a proceeding to which they objected vociferously. Finally he called up the stairs that he would come up and punish them if Ihey didn't keep still. There was Bilence for a moment, and then the shrill little voice of Ruth, bis youngest born, piped out: bhut up; Fairly staggered bv this irreverent outburst, he stood a moment in silence, scarcely believing his own ears, when down the staircase floated again: "Shut up. you!" This was too much. He bounded up the staircase, determined to chas tise saucy Miss Rath. Rushing in the darkened nursery, he seized the of fender from her bed, and. laying ber across his knee, applied his palm in a scientific manner. The victim kicked and struggled considerably. and finally shrieked out: "Papa, papa! You're whipping the wrong Kia: l m not nutn; l m Horace." Ramie .Steam-Pi pen. Steam-pipes have been made in Eng land from the rmie tiber. The ma terial is subjected to tremendous hy draulic pressure, and. having the propertj of being unairected by moist ure, will neither shrink ncr swell, be side being a nonconductor of beat The pipes have twice the tensile strength of steel pipe3. (ireeted His Ioj First- One of the every-dav sides of human nature was exhibited at the railwav station this niorning.says an exchange. A resident of this city, a business man, went to the depot to meet bis wife, who had been absent on a long visit to eastern relatives. She arrived, accompanied by a male cousin and her husband's greyhound, a dog that had not seen his master for several months. The moment the business man afore said caught sight of his dog he whistled to the animal. and when it reached him he submitted to its extravagant ex pressions of joy. the dog's nose touch ng his face several times. Only after that did the husband no tice his wife. He expressed bis delight, then, at seeing her. and, embracing' ber. kissed her fervently.