. ifl8aoum, HifflfllASKA, TIIHIlSiDAV, OVEMnER 8, 1SR8. TH2 LOVER IN HADES. rriuiCpaoHe. " ot (:.!.( M'l cat anl have, rclc-a; .. i i;u':iiiry and longing lcae. ' I: i I )i.t w-a-Uin3 pus. in xac V. '.i"i ('.ti lU'jii iiir.it not Kli';T. T-i"ii would ;t not minVr for lovo'u aaka, I jihk't ami longer htly crave. the torra. Tl." iiri"pTa:iato I wilt it Lafc ?' r d: the i:;yw:io wave; I I'-fl it bi.Iy, po-snitifr dear, A:i.i fulr. lM-ueAtli iiulh'. windy nklo A'. I l:-t emu Joy I fall of here To look into her eye An I if alio kwp 107 memory I know mine i.hull l fa.l'u r yet. Hut if he rjujto for-telli hid Yet vi ill I net for;;.f lAn -u.:i:'ti Mnfrizirie. MY SUM ME 1 1 OUTING. Win i) Aunt Lvi-lyti l!uc, a lirilliiii:t willow, trx'k ii.o from i.iy humble country ln.r.ti to Ik r vU-pniit ftta.','it 011 llio Ilml htm, t!io tra:-frniati:i wus o roni'ilr-to that 1 whs at Kr.st t- Kiufli fciirprisctl to comprcl.Ti"l i:iy in-i-;i'tl Mci;il advan tages. At. i it was ii-t until nil unwcl coino lover wai j)U-: s. J ii)ri lay liotico that I i:ii'V'istml tv'iy I v. a.- m "favored, r.tul r-.:t py ui:wt was ri.v.lvtd that 1 il.ni'' i;i rry well ami li -coin" an onia r.ur.t In il.c MM-it;tv which tho hor.-elf nd ..-.! I-! ... . ( -!H I'f I. in. ru;.vd : t:iO 'I. s'v l-vt i: tini'5 in p'lltin her i.i i i u' f r t!:tij!i young in ..;: oi l iil tiiutli( i.b ami slaililS :i :i:i!it? lilV. i- "iin. after riy !i:uid i;td ar-mi- i 1 .ttiu iii.il IIik I.i' my mint im.l i'irvcv in ii:t critically, .-i-l l.ir:!f an (!-ii''lili-il with t:iv iil.l-.c.ir.iii.i. yim iiitfciiattd that r.ho In t. ;i 1. d ti "i!o w ll" by which sho lui-itiit n;r to niiirry .1 rh-h t::;ni. A 11 niii!i'r p;u.-:-t s v. rc tayiiijr at lior lmii ., !'r -!: whs licvt r hi.jy mili ss li:il n t r: iui'f mimiri-rs Aini.ng them. 1 t!,i:ir; I iiU d Mr. I.cllnron. my suitor, I- -.-t .f nil. ll.'h-id U-:i -!iroi;racd hy ir: t Kci;u In i't:'I-'i- Invr ti find tlit find w:i i i v. i i. M n il;d so, i.:nl tix.k it rs a s. ttl d ti:m that 1 v:i. his 'Mi's tinv," aui d tnu to tIi-.id.--o l.iai vith nil 1 iv' I f - i t. "'..t l-ii!: nfti-r my univitl lit ht-r li'insi1, At: !lt Lvll IP, 11 Iff IVt'il 11 httcr whi'h 1 sm-'i. r.tid faho from Mr. ''viil 1 tn j I. ht-r vers ' d iai t ti:i t il Wi r -i-.-l:-r, n ;,flit !ilii:iil fd:o h:td I:lt lit li e ;;.. Ill d v. hum ), M i t llli'd hi .dily. i . l.:id I- r.Ti cd a vi.it fifmi him, Illid l:i.W I.:- hill V.littc'l to illfulTIl IkT v. dr. M h-; r.ii r'nt lo txpi-rtrd. 1 t'.' j ii'.ail iiitcrf.-t i:t the i:c.vs which KOfnicd t tl.r. ln r vo t::ucli. for I was imr.-iii, my fi trrt-v;"w;. whhdi had lo ffir.ie .' ii-r.r:' va.u-d that 1 ciu!d licrdly l.;.r it h)i:;,i r. I did not cure who came t-r went; tlieroniin cf nnotlier mail did ntt fcinify; thtjv were tto many already, 1 thourrht, esiKoiully of such as lxs Huron. Ii did no iruod for aunt to lecture me. which she ttteu did, dwelling urion the theme of tmiibillty; kLo lu.dstcd that it did not matter "if I weiO not inter ested in any one who conversed with ine, I nirst sniih and appear eo; also, when a yotr.i;j lad wa.-. t hinkinij of her settle ment in !if ? s'.i- t.ip,lit to co.isider tbo f.o ci;'d slardi!. and. above nil, the wealth if tht rum she married. .Mi : iidvi udvica irritated me, and : :r,r. u:y state tf mind, wisely '-- '.o:v i : ii;.. r" oi-tinseling for the time. t'i'd V.'ri-'v.dtr was expected 011 V,-i y. 1::: 1 1 ::nl vas very inucu ex .! :-ver tlie titu h 5::itetl crrival. All -l.:v I-.i:;r " vi.iv.ed ;i home In jrect . b.il hu nid Lot e:i!-.f. end in th.P . ; :.e one 1 n. i.-d to the t .1 t - '.-Ang uptlie f :ivty r.unt count -1 ii to Mr. Lo. L';:ri. n. I Jit once . 1 1 I.etidaehe. it h:i;;ened that i' t fo to the ojera. but, lii.o Cinde- i t '. r: ' ' i ...tinod ut Lli;;l.. .: ii..- ji.ti-ty 1-. 1 i-oik I f'-Il into a , f 1 ,i-;.-!r hi.Iv t.tr.rlii'r. I low 1-iii; ; . i i-cL-u; :e:i t" eoi.linneV I could .. a- ii. And l.:-e :i:i.? n;1"'1 l!-' w'oes. v.-: i-i tii' vc'.-lto of tears when a maid ' ! iv. irht in a card. I planced at it care h 'I vrtl Worcester. Slinw him in." I ftid. I was cnuoved at the interruption, but I WR5 obliged" to mee t this man. for here he was. cumin j forward and extending bis lia;;d. 'The i:cs: and Aunt Evelyn have all gone to the opera," I erplained. Ah:" h.3 i.xid. in ti soft, musical tone. "So you are the niece I have been hearing about? (.'orrcct report." I hvh.'d r.t him. wondering a little vi-at he r.runt. Ho smiled buck at me , 1 1 w itli ir. ' I iv. iii it eves 1 nau ever iookcu 4.i. My f'o'.ih "heart fluttered: the ".iii.s.jn was dyeing my cheeks. I low- 1 ry.-s 111 e-nliiiini ami ix-rg-oti i e -.-. trd. I hardly knew what we I-:" 1 ' 1 1 1 . ;i thci-, but we v. ere very joou I i : ; 1 r. at:d 1 felt t i:at he pos 1 .1 f ;r t.- hard to rci t. I r - t.f Anct r.velvn. He had met i,cr .: - d. he bid. and I f-'-'-'ded thai ti. t v. on the berit t f tinns. 'i'l i-.-xt d.iv ennt q-.i-ti ioned me very . I: - : . v .:t Mr. Worcester. I atiswcrcd r-'...: l" . I ft ii there was a reason Til i:' : s - .sjo a!sn tail.ed of t.iat ' -'. CaiM'i. He had been com ;i f my rt.lilncai t rid wanted her ti r l.ii.i. I e!: -i'-'.r.i.o-i l::.i in ro en, mip i-:ii.i 1 r.l. l IU ur.ll:le. "ta I was certain h.- ! v.-in i.t t ':.' f i- Vt u are joi.t: t bn:, my dear N-.ella. yo:i t -o f.ir. IV-oitlt.3, vuu l;::ov.- ir.y ,t::.t." I . l.f-r r.i:: iid w'.:h erij basis, "yoii I hate :.tid uojd.o that l 1 -d" Lo Tar.):; is a per t i"i"t. r'l.s. tiud I ara bare he i not iil if I btrra-e ar.rry r.::d said I didn't T;r 1 .. r. ,- i.U tlm rnsled States A t-.i-!.;ij. tco. Itiid not like him, and t;:I l r h -r.ie at cuee n 1.0 laaictea uis 'iiiv i.t :i i:.e any more. - . : . 1 A::ut, hteilij I v.tj fceriousiy two., adroitlv chanced tbo tabject and inipiirc l J. jw I liktsl Mr. Worcester. I said that I found no fault with Lim. lie ts a gentleman of culture and re finement." he said- "But, dear Stella, dca't fall in love wllli Cyril, for ho has u Leart of adatnant." "Vou need not fear for m. aunt." txme charging days follored. There wtro eicnrpiona-on the river, long 6troll! over the bids, tnd readiag-3 from favorite jxjeta. 1 would have been rery happy had not I lUron shadowed me wherever I n-. cr.t. V ;:.:etiiaea I eluded Lira and bad a t t:i t walk mid chat with Mr. Worcester; "i Jt!.;i it i ivned upon me that Aui.t live:;. .1 did riot ruiUb the idea of my ra- tvl . -f ;-.riv fctfntwa irom ner inenu. I): ... w:.i.. ;.r. Vtcrcesier anu 1 caa 1-1 ) i!.vn to thu rivc rsile, and sat .! 10. I t'..:'.lw cf i tr-e while we in 1 v. tub ii.n b:oo4 la t:i distance and .t i tt Miuiy tliij. After a while he 1 . if thia t'tAa fill fjeciflu will aaT iul w artf Uo t-ucii toother, and Auat naveyuu i .she doea not like our frieudshipa bit." I replied in my wimplieity "Ah I I thought a much." ho replied "But we do not care for thr.t, do Ktell iT" t loiiin down into my eyes "I. don't much oiind Aunt fcvedyn. If bhr is cross and InsiHtaon this te Baron. I can (,0 homo." I said 'h. it 1:1 tint not come to that," ho said hastily, and as 1 met the (faze of Ida ten der, eym pathetic cyeu I grew hot and tluhhed in confusion. A bhort tiiiie after this I M-riously of fended my aunt and t-ho treated me to a long and severe lecture upon what the called my flirtation with her friend. She said I had been a disappointment to her from tbo I'rst; she had no idea I was bo olihtiii.tto and willful As for Worcester he eared nothing about me and was only amusing I . i 1 .- Ii "Vou love Worcester. Stella!" she ex claimed suddenly, closely watching to teo the effect of her worths. "What d'es it matter?" I curtly an swered. "Don't equivocate tell tho truth!" she said, looking at me with anjrry eyes. 'Thai's my affair," I jerked out in a napner decidedly emphatic. "Well, you had better not grow senti mental over Cyril, because ho ia not a marrying man, ami if he were ho would choose a woman of ihe world for his wife. So you must tint snub m Baron, who is fco kindly disposed toward you that he is ready to ta!:o you at any "time. Don't bo a fool and throw away a certainty for an uncertainty.'' Then she left me alone to think of her words. After this I was hhy of Mr. Worcester, who was much in my aunt's company. It is true she sought him and that I kept out of his way. and ho could not bo rudo to a lady in ln-r own house. But I never thought of the whys and wherefores of the ease, and liceamo profoundly miser able. One evening svn after the entire party had gone oil to some place of amusement. To evade a' Baron I remained at home. I was pas: ing along tho hall, miserably v.oiidi-ring if Mr. Worcester was my aunt's escort, v hen. just as I passed the parlor door, who sl.oi.id emerge but C ril him self. "Why, Stelhi, you here? In disgrace, 1 s'.:'ws-'.'" l.e laughed Oli. no! I did n:? care to go with the other.." I explained. "Ah another cf my Stella's devices to avoid a c rtain obnoxious suitor. I thought as l.r.ieh. And you are well?" "Quite," I said, smiling. "But how is it that you are here?" "Well, vou tee. I never meant to go with the i-arty, there fore 1 stayed away until after their departure. I have been meandering r round tho houso wondering if you had" gone," he said, smiling down at me. I did not answer. It was all so unex pected, so very uico and pleasant to be with him, with no danger of intrusion for some hours, that I forgot ho was reported to be my aunt's lover, and in all prob ability would be her husband. "We are going to make ttio most of our time together." bo remarked, "row that tLo:e tiresome people are gone and es pecially this Le Baron. Why don't your aant marry the fellow herself? Sue Bef:EW to think him a perfect paragon." I was silent. What did he mean by such erratic talk? Then ho went on to as-1: why 1 hsd avoided him of late, and 1 told tho truth. "Does Mrs. Boo really torment you thu.?V" he asked in surprise. "Yes; she is determined that I shall be TJrs. Lo Buron." "Stella," he said with a sc.dden energy, "let mo stand between this fellow aud you. I will promise to keep him at bay for life. Can IV Will yti bo my little wife, dear?" Your wife. Mr. Yv'orcester? Are you not going to marry my aunt, then?" Ivt if ! have n chance of becoming her oplc-w," he !y replied. "You Li'.::d li'tlle mouse!' Could not you see that 1 was court::.:? the aunt for tho niece's take the little niece with whose picture I fell in love before 1 sawtheorig inalV Why, dear, that is what brought me here in the first place!" Well, 1 do not know how it all came about, but I let him kiss me, and ho said I was his darling Stella now and always. The next ujv wo went oa a river excur sion. When all were ready for tho start Le Baron came toward me, but one look brought Mr. Worcester to my side, and he appropriated me just as coolly as his hated rival had once done, and said with a smile; 'Stella has promised to let me take care of her today and always, Mr. Lo Baron, and you will have to look elsewhere for a companion and for a wife." I can't describe the sensation caused by these words. Lo Baron turned scarlet, and Aunt Evelyn, standing near, looked for a moment as if she would faint, but she joined the others in congratulations, and never by word or sign admitted that through my engagement with Cyril Worcester the dearest plans of her life were overthrown. And this is tho end of my Iovebtory. Waverley Magazine. Irottction Against Irairl Firea. Every prairie town where the people are not actuated, as they frequently are, by a sj.iritof criminal carelessness, is sur rounded bv a tro break. This is usually made by plowing a few furrows just out ii.ie and entirely around the town. Further out. say 1-0 yards, another cir cle of furrows is made, and then the grass is burned bet ween. This effectually pro vents any hostile tire from taking tho city. It "very frequently happens that this f:re bicak is constructed after tho tire which it is intended to guard against has r.p;cared. On such occasions, whilo 0110 arty goes out with brtnms. shovels, old grain sacks and other weapons to stay the progress of tho lire as much as possible, another attaches teams to all the plows that can be found and begins to make tho need.-d farrov.-s. The attacking party is usually headed by tho mayor, while the justice of the peace, or the leading law yer, is apt to lead the plow brigade. As soon as the furrows are turned tho "back fro" between is started, and usually the town is saved. Perhaps the people get a great deal more enjoyment out of it than if the matter had been attended to while the danger was remote, New York Tri bune. A Itusinesa Mao'a Remark. It was rather a queer remark that a Buffalo business man made lately. Said he. "lean get a better bargain "in any f tore la this town tf 1 don't pay as I go than I can for cash, and what Is still more to tho pe.rpose, I can command better treatment and better service while I bid makirg the purchase. The moment my money goes over the counter the interest in prompt delivery and such accessories must all fall beck oa the character of the house I am dealing with. But if I do not my at once I am atUl a customer to be ooked after and everything will be done to retain my good wilh" Buffalo Exp raw. Evlyi will fccold you. may bo Ihouuhl of thatT" c A K K OF THE EYES. WHAT SHOULD BE DONE DURING THE TIME OF CHILDHOOD. Parent unci Teacher Mtit KxerrUa an Ovcr!;lit Curelewmcas of KitraeB Cauae of Kijuintlns A Critical IVrliMl A Cou ple of fSooil Rule. Many persons vearly mae the very sad mistake of neiffectiiig tht-ir eyes until they leglii to see the mist before them, until the object they are (coking at must bo brought very close to the eye to bedis rented, or until the print in the book they are reading becomes all blurred, anil then, when in many cast's it is too hxto to re pair tho injury that has been caused, they j begin to seek advice. r.very year there are hundreds of cases that come under tho oculists' care that could have been cured if a few rudimentary principles had been known to or observed by tho patient These things everybody should know, but, perhaps, of a'i persons whose es pecial duty it is to know them, tho nio'dier has the greatest need of it She, at least f all persons, should know that tho mniiin eye of the child whose infancy and he tirst few years of its tender childhood are especially ent rusted to her f are, for very often it is in infancy, when the child is yet but a few months old. uml has not left the nurse's lap. that its link" eyes are injured for life. It is natural that, when wo have ar rived at middle age and begin descending the hill of life, our sight should com menco to fail, but how are we to preserve it as long as it is possible? First, by hav ing our competent mothers and nurses take care of them for us while we aro yet infants. In a day or two after birth it will perhaps be noticed that the lids are swollen, and perhaps that some irruptivu disease has Ret in. In such a case the mother or nurso will tin well not to try to be doctor as well as occupying the trying position of either mother or uurso. A skillful practitioner should at once be called in to sco tho child, that Is. if the symptoms become at all serious, because ii is at this very time that tho siyht of the child maybe seriously affected and perhaps permanently impaired. Abovo all things don't in such cases try moth t-r's milk; neither be overanxious that tho child may bo hungry, and therely overfeed it. Bemember, tirst of all, that a low diet must be given in such cases; this is imperative. The child should at once be taken from a place where there is a strong light and kept in a room where the sun or artificial light has been sub dued. A conscientious physician will in most cases bo able to effect a rapid cure and save the child from untold agony, which it might have to endure when it grew older if neglected now. CAKELESSXESS OF NURSES. Nurses frequently allow tho child to lie in their (tho nurses') laps, aud in such a position that in order to gaze about it, tho infant must roll its eyes until sometimes it is staring at objects over its forehead t.r with its head tipped back it is looking ut objects upside down Tho careful nurse and tho thoughtful mother will never allow the child to recline in this position, or if they do, will place it so that there will bo no incentive for It to look over its head. Fight is impaired in many children in this way. When tho child is teething is a critical time for its eyes, and later, when it is be ginning to learn to read, bo careful then that it does not acquire habits which, when it matures, cannot be easily eradi cated. Observe how it holds its book; don't let it held it up to its face and squint at it. Be careful also that it usee both eyes at tho same time, because many children acquire tho habit of using one eye and leaving the other unused, cans ing it in time to grow exceedingly weak. Primers and Crst readers should invariably be in large type. and the child should be made to sit up straight. Constantly leaning over a desk or a piano has a laid effect upon the eyea of children, which is fullv equaled by a misfortune which befalls tittle girls, aud that is their tresses falling down over their faces. It is supposed that squinting is caused in the brain, but it is well known that children inherit it. Many of these surrounding influences are indirectly the cause of squinting, aud they should be most zealously guarded against. Always see to it that children have fdenty of fresh air in the school room, and do not excite the child's imitative faculties. Many a child has been a squinter for life, made so by imitating a nurse or a com panion who squinted for fun. This is a most pernicious practice, and one that is oftentimes indulged in by those who have tho care of children because tho child is eo smart it mimics so well. AXOTUKK CKITICAI. PEKIOD. Tho next very critical period is when the child has grown into a youth or maiden. Their constant study, or the too close application to an exacting occupa tion, will work incalculable iujury. The young man or woman who is fortunate enough to discover this in time has reason to bo thankful, for the skillful oculist may, if he has the patient in season, be able to do him some temporary good; but, alas! for those who aro not aware of their true couditiou until they aro frightened some day by the specter of luminous objects and black specks floating before them. They see undulating lights and objects that appear to be composed of a misty substance. When this state of things arrives tho wise youth or maiden will at onco show himself to a physician and get medical advice. If tho defect to the eye is in its first stages the doctor will not be in any hurry to have you wear glasses. This "is not so desirable, as many snppose. Glasses are annoy ing to those who aro forced to wear them, and if there is any way to avoid it, no one should be in an hurry to put them on. In the first place, a person who notices himself afflicted with these symptoms will seek rest. If he is a student, let him temporarily give up the companionship of his books and seek Mie companionship of nature. Always it will be found that good sight Is dependent to a great extent upon good health, and one should never, under any circumstances, neglect his general condi tion, no matter bow trifling the circum stance or symptoms may appear to e. A good rule to remember in carirg for the sight is: Never read in bee; and another very good rule to observe (it u? disregarded by almost everybody) is uevei to read on the cars. Boston Globe. IlarkLog Cp the Wronj Tree. Magistrate (to base ball umpire charged with being drunk and disorderly) It is simply outrageous, young man. the condi tion la which you are brought before mo. You are a disgrace to the great national game. Umpire Wh-a t I That'll c-h ost yon twenty-five (hie) dollars, judgo. . No back t-talk (hie) t-to me. or I'll nne yon the limit. New York Sua. Legixt tt tho Tli-tnXtmm Qual-rj. Thi blood red stone has a peculiar elg niScance, aud is an object of veneration to the Indian. Since taught by "Mani tou" (tho Great Spirit) warlike t lilies have gathered hero in peace, to worship, dig the stone und smoke the calumet Belies of camps may bo traced in great numbers, by tho stones placed in circles, now uearly buried from sight, except when prairie fires sweep over them. legends say that a remnant of red men were driven from a delugo to the top of this rocky crest, where an eag'.o had built her nest, and that the rising waters swallowed all but one maiden, who clung to tho eagle for safety. When tho waita receded, tho Great Spirit found achff of rocky warriors turned into shining jasper! In solemn wnlh ho vowed that henceforth the tribes should meet here only in peace, that no wa.- whoop should bo heard, no bow and arrow ortinnahawk should lie seen at this rendezvous, but hereafter the tribes should assemble hero each year to wa-ii o'f their war paint in t ho hike, bury the hatchet and smoke the peace pipe, iu token of which the maiden and war c;g!o should sacrilico a milk whifj bison a rare and sacred beast, ue.d an object of cere monious and mysterious sacrifice. It was laid on the altar of jasper, when lo! th: flames of heaven descended, us lightning, connecting the stem of Mani t oil's pipe with tho altar, from whence r ;e sweet incense, th.j blood of the sacri fi.e staining the crag a crimson stain. Tho eagle abo joined in t he compact by leaving five eggs, which turned into huge bowlders of stone, watched over by two female genii, who remained in the grot toes between those eg trs, aud alternately sleep aud watch the sacred quarry. Then Manitou broke open the quarry for his children, and taught them how to enrvo tho calumet ar:d : r. it ;.: a pledge, after which he left his owu impress on a commanding pinnacle of rock in tho form of a human face and then vanished from their sight. Helen Strong Thompson in American Magazine. Dora More Injury Than Renefit. Wo are partly bamboozled by tradition. From our youth up we are deafened on all hides by advice to "read and improve our minds." The inference is that the mind is improved by reading. But that infer ence is open to the most serious question. For my part, I should bo willing to hazard tho statement that twico as many minds have been injured than have been bene fited by it, and not a small proportion of tho former have been made entirely worthless by the practice. It is just like dram drinking it is intellectual dram drinking, and "intellectual" is scarcely the word to uso iu that connection. One reason is, no doubt, that the drams iu question are, for the most part, of very inferior stuff. But even if it were of the best stuff imaginable, the detrimental ef fect would remain. The finest Madeira, if swallowed in sufficiently copious doses, will produce delirium tremens; and the most unexceptional books, if they ere also too numerous, will bring en mental dyspepsia. The mind becomes a mere sack t j hold other people's ideas, instead of a machine to generate ideas cf its own. And tho ideas thus acquired r.vc of r.o use to it. The mind has lost thy power to work them into tho !Icsh ami blood of v.isdoci. They roaaiu a heterogeneous and Incongruous mass. Foreign matciiai, whether physical tr intellectual, should bo taken in with discrimination and mod oration, and thoroughly assimilated Unless you r.ced and like it, yon cannot make it yours; whether vju sv.alloT? it or uot, it "really tduys outside of you. Julian Hawthorne in America. T!ie Clews of I-ommn. A peculiar fcaturo of London, to h? jia with, are the so called mew j. Tho n-me-mews originally applied to tho royal stables, though whether on recount of tho characteristic melody of the cats that congregate around such establishment?, or for some more classical cr.ui e. has never been explained. It gradually came to be adoptcd for the alleys in the rear of fash ionablo mansions on which the stable- open. and. in fact, for i:ay street cf stables. Tho mews cf London aro streets sui generis They tut in half the blocks on which swell residences make a pompous frontage, and their aspect is as much more picturesque and homelike, as it is les-s im posing than that of tho grimly grand palaces of which they aro adjuncts. In tho quarters "of London in which aristocracy stiil lingers, tho mews still preserve much of their eld character, and tre the abiding places cf stable helpers and genteel poverty. In the deteriorated parts of the town they aro squalid and reeking nests of misery and want, where human beings harbor like l'ats and probably of ten do not see tho light cf day for years. I can imagine nothing more horrible under th-3 sun than the Whitechapel mews, un less it be the di-eadful inner courts and n thoroughfares which still further com plicate the ramifications of these mazes of misft rtuno anil vice. Alfred Trumble in Prttsbur-T Bulletin. t'arTiiis a Kcslauruiit M iak. Two young gentlemen a lillJ the worse for wear dropped in one .'ict uiday evening at a certain Clark ttreet restaurant, and. after consulting the bill of faro rather hesitatingly, c-aeh ordered a sirloin steak. In due course of tinm the steaks were de livered to tho consignees, and they pro ceeded to carve -them. One of tho young men angered the waiter, after repeated onslaughts on. his steak, by calling for an ex. The other young mr.n was calm and unmoved. After vainly endeavoring to cut Lis steak while iu a sitting posture he arose, poised his knife and fork r.nel addrcsssed his friend as fellows: "Vou just keep your eye on me now. Year3 ago 1 used to dissect" remains over in a homeo pathic medical college on the West Side, aud I'll 'do' this steak if it kills me. I am the great prodissectcr. Watch mo and wait for the big show!" and tho young physician cleverly separated the component parts of both steaks in a mas terly manner, although it was plain to be seen that his incidental remarks had ex ercised a rather depressing eCect upon the appetite of his young friend. Chicago Herald. Why She Took Lessons. Julius Eichberg. tho well known Boston musician, tells this story of an early ex perience: One day a lady somewhat advanced in years came to make arrange ments for taking private lessons in sing ing. At tho end of the second lesson the teacher felt constrained to tell her that her ear was net true. She received the remark very coolly, ami at the next lesson sang as badly as before. "I am afraid," said Mr. Eichberg, "that you can never learn to sing In tune." "Oh. it doesn't matter," was the surprising answer. "Doesn't matterl" said the astonished teacher. "No," said tho pupLL "I don't care anything about music, but my doctor said that singing would be tho best thing for my dyspepsia, and so 1 decided to take lessons.' Kew York Sun, THE" ARBEIT 01? ' PR0GRHSS I OUR LATEST ILIPEOVEIIEIITS ! "OmnetUlen lalfce I.lfo of Trnd," nt If you hvnnt-n our IMot Impmrnd w1g m! M....V iinaTriun bow lively trait" In. or lioiv lir,nt our cii'l'tlt"r hnve in woi It to ki-i. M-lihln kikIiI or m.3 'uiiixrlnoun Knulne tinlciw having our tiamw and prloo tJmpvt tilnlnlr on th nli. Your ri-Ut'li-r will supply you wllh hoi- no tamiKMl If you Omul iiin IiIh iIoiiik m; If you Uo uot liutlt, miuvt rulaUtsr wiucottx you iuw ouyuia uw JAMES MEANS' S3 SHOE UNEXCELLED IN STYLE UNEQUALLED DURABILITY -5 AN D ERFECTIOM Kurh nan Im-i'IJ the riMi-nt profrri-st in our branch of Imlimtry that wo nn now al.l" to nfllrtn that tha Jam. Mi-uiiH' 4 1 Slit Is In every rp.-i-t eiii:il to t tie bIumh which only a fuw earn no witi- n-lulUM atflitht orTn "lar: If To will try on a ealryoa will oe eouvlii.-j.. I that wo .lo not j-xauK-raie. Our. aw ilia or! ""nl $: unTl (4 S'hoeft. ami th-so who Unit atf our .ysli-m of l,iilnewi are imaMi- to f"iiM;t i Willi u. la Quality ot fuctory pro.lm-1. lu our line- w .r.. Ihe htiK. st i.mnufa.-t.in'rn III llie IJn It.-.l Milton. One or our traveling huU'Miii'u who In now vlhilliif thu klioe rctallera of the l'aclllo Count and ItOekjT KKSira,!, of my trio. I bar; lh.,? far .noreertl ln P full line in the hand, of A No. 1 ileul.-ra in every point I have vMti n" lie Koe on to ray, 1hl I. InlnYid re 'm for us to k II ho.-H In. In-atise mol t.f the retmiew are charKlim their .uHlom.-ri. at ri-Lall HlKiut iloul.le the i.rli-e whii h the sIkh-i 'iii.le llie iirieeH wnii'ii tne hum-i ii. nm. .............. . - - - -- ..' r Khi-i me uavlmt nix or neven dollar, a pair for ahiwn whleh are not worth an much a. our A'V -t mill Si MIIOKS. Our tiliix-a with llirlr very low retail prl.-e Ktamped on lln air are hreiikiiiK down the hlh pi lfn whl.h have hitherto ruled " relall market, here. iiioiile who wmir i j a Si k.s mkanj noli-8 or every p ami When a rein and when a retailer nut. a full line of good, in ui.alock tuey at once ueKiu luguou one .k.i. Ilk IIIK UV." ..... i.t tho riVmnnil for ho deiimnd ror liieni. oH,.- .'!:,.: I i? ,.?. ",. .... uvU hIu'mm lieariuu ' iL . .. .:....t i..d wl,t vim lire neittaK j-;.. - vT... ,. ,,. ,.. rurnrandtheflxedretail ,.r.,- n'pon the Hoie.of our .h. .e. lfore they leave our factory o that you c.n.na.letpay.n the Icouiury? We will them easily wlthlu your reach In auy State or Territory If you will luvel oa. eeut in a iiostal card and write to u.. , JAMES MEANS & CO., 41 Lincoln St., Uoston, Mass. DEALEK IX STOVES. FURNITURE, AND ALL HOUSEHOLD GOODS. -LATEST WINDOW KEPT CONSTANTLY ON HAND. SIXTH SHIZET, LET. MAIN AM)1E 1 KaCll COJiy Contains a l'ATTEKN yHB cummin i,AMFtnttiP Belertion of Ant Pattern ilhictraled in any number of the MaL'a.ine. arid is ant .eJ5!j , S ?ed lMUcd .Tlroui 0 centa to BO cents, ot over $3.00 worth of pattern. Perlearl Subscription, $2.00. A trial will convince yon that yon can tea times the valu f the money paid. Single copies (each contaimng Pattern Order;, 20 cents. TLUchr.,! lw W. JFi-N-NIKGS DEM0REST, New York. The above combination is a splendid cbance 1 lie uijovu u. ...... v.. . -r- reduced rate. Send your subscriptions to this Jonathan Uatt. m J- W.. AIakiiii,. JWATMAK MAST .Si CfiP.. CITY MEAT MARKET. PORK PACKERS asu dealeks is IiL'TTER AND LOGS. BEEF, rORK, MUTTON A N 1 XEAJj. THE BEST THE MARKET AFFORDS ALWAYS OX HAND. Sugar Cured Meals, Hams. Bacon, lard, Sc., c of our own make. The last brands of OYSTERS, in cons ti.d Lu:k, ut WHOLESALE AXD RETAIL U)o O 5 . . l J IA i o c -Hi: f-r . 5 o i i I " J. C, SOOInTS, ! BARBER AND HAIR DRESSER. All work first-class; west Fifth Street. North Robert Sherwood's Store. " j t JAMES .MEANS' $4 SHOE CANNOT FAIL TO C ATI c rv THE MOST t$ FASTIDIOUS have fost lit whoirautle. The coii'ttifcii:o 1m tliat tho . , ...!.... 1... t, . . , i, i,vj. linlniw no fnrMvnii are concerned. It no nianufait urcr' inline or fixed retail prl.-c .tamped uml your retailer In prol.ahly innklim oii pay tloui.it) - .! 1...1.. thi while wo are nrolc. tnik' oi ii ny .ininpiiiK KINDS OF- STYLES OF CtJRTAXH; I I Allf Mt-lH', M B. O '?.Y S3. !G FOR u-; vr; fksy Viv.ws M Denorest's Monthly Magazine. 7 A WOXDERFL'li PUBLICATION'. Many .impose WKMOUEST'S MONTHLY to be a fanhion mapazine. This iu a great mintake. It nndotibteiily contains the fineet Fahuion Ie partmbnt of any inagHZine publinhed, but thin I. the cabe from the fact that great enterprise and ex perience uro shown, so that each department I. eqaul to a magazine in heelf. In Dkmoiikbt's yon get a dozen inairazineR in one, and necuro amiine inent and instruction for the whole family. It con tains Stories, 1'oernn, and other Literary infraction", including Artistic, Scieiitiflc, and HotiHihold mat ten, and is illuxtrated with original riteel tm;raviii; Photogravures, Water-Colors, and line Woodcutu, making it tbo Modei Maoazink or Amcrica. to Ret our paper and DaMoaesi's Moniiilt at onice. HEALTH iS WEtLTH Or. K. ('. West's Verve niiil Ii)aiu Trejitmiit a guarantee speciiic for lijsltiiii I 'i.ziTic.ss, Co'ivulsions. Fits. Nervrns Nenraiiriji. Jltad achc. rveou frost r; tion eauseu by tlie ne ot a'cohol or tolm.-co. Wakef n.ii kh. Ment nl le- pies.-ioa, Soltpnlr.f! of the i rain let-alMpg in in - .aiiiiv and leailirn t ii.iscrytle-:iy and ;atb, " y. . rrrti.'a'ure ijil A tcf. l'.:irrcnii-ss, I,o. "! 1'ow- ..r !. -ither s-v 1 1; viluiif ;irv j sn n and Sl'Cr- in.it rrh r causitl ly nvfr-cxertioi. of t lie Lr.iin. ueifabiise oi .vei -tni'nti: iice. liucli box conl aiii" one n:oti! h'' treatni lit. 5100 a 1-t.x ;r six Ij:v--s for ir, U, st-ni by n ail prepaid on receipt cf pil-. e VE GUARANTEE SIS BOXES To cure an v ca". W irli eaeh order rercivcil ' by its ( six bovfs. accoii.fian'e'l winiswi, ' we will send the purchaser our writ'His irnaran ! tec to return the iponev if the al"icnt doe 1 not effect a cure. Guarantees isnn'J only by Will .1. warricK soie a i. riHiiMimuiii. rn IL..V OFFICE. Pf-rsonal attention to all Cufiinei'a Entrust to my care. XOTARY I' OFFICE. Tille. Examined. Abstarcl. fompiled, In surance Written, I'cal Lntate Sold. Better Facilities for ina'ting Farm Iana than Any Other Agency.