XKTl IW0ttfl AN FIUST YJ3AH PliATTSMOUTII, NEBKASKA, FIJI DAY KVENIXG, JULY SO, 1888. NU3IlJFltSr7 urate .fJ& rfl if ifs3 , lit V V. M. liH.IIKY W K Kox Jamkh 1'attkhson. .ik. ISYItoN ("I.AHK - A Maixii.k S I'l.lKKOICll V II Mai.iuk I J V WKCKHAt.M 1 SAI.ISI-.IIKY . Couiiclliiieu, 1st w .ml. 2nd ) 1 M JllNM llt. A SlIII'MAN M K Muicniv I M V 1)1J TtOH ICiiSO'CoNNOIl. i Ml CALLH.V, I'KKS .1 W.loRNS IN.CllAlKMAN KKKIl f ;tltlF.K 1 II IIAWKHWOKTII . " 3rd 41 h. Hoard l'ub.WorkK GOUXVY OF l.JGKljS. Tre reiiinr. D. A. Cami bki.i. TllO-t. I'D1.I.IM'K Hihi I'urri'iiKiKi.ii KXA Cltl ICHUKU) W. II. l'ooi. Jo:i V M. I.K.VDA V. C. SltOWAl.TKK J. C EiKKNiaiiv A, Mahoi.k Al.I.KN liKKHON May.sahu Spink C. ltl'SrtKl.l. Iiuiy 1'reaiurer, - !puiy Clerk. K.cor.ler of Deeds - lirtiHiiy Ui!;irler Clerk ( District Co art, Sheilii, Surveyor. Attorney. Hutit. of Pub. School. County Jii'liie. HOAIill OK SOI'KltVISOKH. A. 15. Tii, Cli'in., - - I'lstttsmouth Koiiim Koi.r.. - Wet-pin Water A. H. Dl. Krfo.v, - Kimwoud (UVIG sociivrjis. ' - 1ASS LOLXIK No. IJrt. I. O. O. K. -JUM'ts -'every I iet'il ty evenllig of eaeli week. All transmit orotltfra are lei-pectf ally Invited to attend. I ILATTMOl'TH KNCAM I'M KNT No. H. I. O. - O. V.. meet erery alternate Friday in eaeli month Id I lie Masonic Hall. Visiting lirolliers are i:ivitel to attend. MUtlO I.OIM1K NO. l. A. O. V. W. Meets i every attentat- Friday evening at K. of 1. hall. Transient brother are respectfully in vited to attend. K..I. Morgan. MasterWoi kir.au ; K. S. liar-tow. Foreman ; Frank l'rou. Over peer ; I. Ko-.ven, C.uide ; ieoii;e llotiHwort li. l-'eeorder ; It. .!. Johnson. Financier; Va!l. yr;iin. Uevilvitr ; M. May!. right, fart M. W. ; jf!ok lat:fchi iy. IfiiideUft'rd. J44 iMUP NO. 33?. MOIlKUN WOODMKX a m::i ki:i Meet seconu and fiiurlli Mon- d ay evening at K. of Y. hall. All trausient brothers are reijnested to meet witli u. I.. A. Neweo iier. euerauie i.onsni ; ft. r, nu, W orthy Adviser ; S. C. Wilde, Hanker ; Y. A. lkeck, Cleik. 1LTrsMourii lodck no. s, a. o. v. w. M"et every alternate Friday evenini; at Ktwrltwood hall at o'v'.uCK. AV. ti::lii!ent Iroth c;.i M'a i e..t-Jlf Lily ln.'iieu to attend. K. S. ;.;riH0n. M. W. ; . Hoyd. Foreman: S. V. Yi'A-Xc. Kecorder ; Leonard Anderson, overseer. III. ATTSMOirril M)D iKN'l . n, A . F. Jt A. M. Meets n th flrnt and third Mondays of eaeli month at their hall. All transient hioth ti are coruially Invueu to meet .Utt. its. J. C Uiciikv, W . M. V.'--.. II a fte. neiai ' KhKASIvA CHAITEU. No. K. A. M. Moet second and fonrlh Tuesday ! eaeli mouth t Maoii'n Hall. TrawicicKt urit!is-is are invited to meet uh us. F. E. WlHTK, II. P. V)i. Hays. Secretary. , II r. ZION rOMMADAKY. NO. 5. K. T. Meets tirst ami third Wednestl ty niijht of ea h month at Mso .'shall. Visiting bivtliero :. cordially invited to meet with us. T.il I a vs. Kee. F. K. Wiutk. V. C. ."ij.uHfH.NTiLXO lisl.ltOlAl. UJCAXI'M i-.i in'i et lh( iL-oond and foiirth Mondays of ta.-it niout: at Aicauimi Hal!. . IS. N, tJIO'jk", llii(elii. lA C. Mt.noit. Secietaiy. McCOrtlHIE POST 45 G. A. R- UOSTKK. J V. Joiixso.v Commander. C. S. Twiss Senior Vice K. a. Batks Junior " 0i. Nilk.s Adjutant. Ily.isiiY STKK.itutr .. M. M ov Piv..v ujiis-.TCl the Day. i.,.;!:..wlei.i). f' " Suard lKKi'V Vuv. Serit Major. .!':.! ;o'nu KiiAN-- ..taarter M;t.s:cr Serjft. J,. C. CtutTis l'ost C"hiUin Aieetimr Saturday evening PLATTSMOUTH BOARD OF TRADE President Uold. H Windham 1st Viee President A. 1'.. To.ld iru.1 Vie- l'residettt Win Neville S-er'-iary Herrmann Treasurer..'.'. I- tuthuia DIKF.I TO S. .1 C. rieln v. K. K W hite. J ('. Patterson, j A. "tViihei.lt. EIsoii.C. W. SLirniau, F. tior ,i r. J. V- vtttkbah H.LPalmer4Son C3-E ME PtVTj INSURANCE AGENTS Ilopresent the following time tried ami lire-tested eompanit American Ceatral-S". Louis, Assets $!.?5.l?.p T.i,.mra! Vuiaa Kn&laml. " 2.W.W.314 iiie AssovUtloa-PliH.iJeli'liia. ' 4.1 l.-..TT6 jyrankliti-l'liiladel-.iliia. " 3.11T.li-C Home-New York. " 7,i05.a9 Ins. C . of North America, Phil. " R.IT1.2C2 I.iverpo 1 London & '.lohe-F-.j M O.'JJS.Tsl NuitU British a Mercantile-Eu. " ."..3TS.T51 oricli Union-England. ' 14".4i:-6 Bmi.i,'tiold F. & M.-Sprin-aelJ, " 3,0Si.9t3 ' Total Asets.12.1 15,774 Laises kijiM and Paia at iliis Agrasy WHEN YOU WANT WORK DOI OF . Any lESLxxxci CALL OX Cor. 12th and Granite Streets. Contractor and Builder Sept. 12 Cm. Jol work done on fehort notice at o HtRALD office. Mayor, tMerit. TreiiHiirtr, Attorney, KiiiuMi-r, l'ulie J HilXA, M irliiill, Caught In Quicksand. Col. i-much. Neb., July 20. This morn ing Farmer Fred Brown, living in IhJtler eountj four miles southeast, was seen fishing in the Platte river, assisted by his hired man. Both were caught in the I ipiicksand and drowned. Mrs. Logan Prostrated. PiTTSBUiWi, July 20. A special to the Times from Youngstown, ., says that Sirs. Oen. John A. Logan is at the home of her son in that place, completely pros trated on account of the false reports published all over the country to the ef fect that Gen. Logan's remains were to be removed from Washington. It is feared Mrs. Logan will not recover. Sheridan's Condition. Nonquitt, Mass., July 20. Last night vas comfortably passed by CJen. Sheri dan, and during the day there has heen no change worthy of note. He enjoys very much being propped up in bed. The change of position rests him greatly. The respiration and pulse continue fav orable. (Signed") "Wac-iii m.tf Ma4Tiikws. IIknhy C. Yaki'.ow. Dropped Dead- Bkatkick, Neb., July 20. About 5 o'clock last evening Clyde Townscnd, aged 1C, son of Wallace Townscnd, dropped dead w hile workiug in a field on Warren Cole's place, four miles north west of the city. Men in the field were shelliag corr i;nd the boy was hauling col-is. Helia1 beeii working all day and was i apparent good health. He was shoveling cobs into his wagon and talking with one of the men when bo suddenly fell forward and expired without a groan. Tiiife ioua Reservation- Bismarck, July 20. A number of Sioux Indians passed through here this morning enroute to Standing Bock, af ter a visit with their friends at "erold. Tl.cy desire to be present; at the meeting of the Indians with the commission, and nearly every one of them, eif preyed iltem seJvea ;j biiiety opposed to the opening of the reservation. As the law requires that the agreement must be sigued by two-thirds of the Indians, it begins to look as though the people who are wait- ing to get it: will i,e disappointed, Sit ting Bull is vovkmg; strenuously :2:ti"iist the opeuing of the "reservation. Burled Aiiyein a Well Joiisstowx, Neb., July. 20. On a farm four miles west of here John P. Anderson went down into a well with the intention of cleaning it oui and ixp,ii;ing tiic curb ing. "While down ,t the depth of about sixty-five feet he discovered the walls caving in nnd raised an alarm. Ho was drawn up about twenty-five feet, when the well completly closed in, burying him alive. A new well is being dug beside the old one and the work will be con tinued night and dn.y until he i, fouud, alhou.gu ihei.e is but little hopes of find, ing him alivo. Anderson is a, tingle man and has rUi'ucb. Drowned While Seining- David City, Xeb., July 19. Two men wefc drowned in the Platte river, north of Fred Vincent's fanr, afternoon. A party cf i:lOa. ten men from Bellwood were fishing with a seine on the south bank, where the channel of the South Pork river comes in, and as Charles Bu chanan was out with one end of the seine rope wound around his wrist, going down stream, he was run over by W. S. Brewer, who was swept devru by the current. I'rewcr, in struggling to get out, attracted the attention of all for three-quarters of an hour, and Buchanan was not missed until then. "When haul ing out the seine Buchanan's body was siiTl attached to the cud. and so it was recovered. Brewer's body has not been found yet. Brewer leaves a wife and a large number of children. Buchanan was single and a farm hand. 4pev&(ing on llorses. Dr. Hemtning, tho principal vetc-rinarj surgeon in tho British army, has discovered that "roaring"' comes from an impediment ia the larynx that can bo removed by an operar tion. llo has cured several horses already. New York Sun. The Odors of Come. "Transplant one-fourth of tho smells of Homo to New York for a day," says an American tourist, "and you would start a plague which would sweep a million peopla out of existence. The Italians grow fat cn them," Petroit Free'Fraa," A Fortune in fctore. It does" not require anything extraordinary in tho way of intellect to shoe a horse, but there is a fortune in store for the man who can shoo a fly so that the little pests will stay ahod. Harper's Bazar. It is denied that Jay Gould suffers from insomnia, And yet Jay baa seldom been caught napping. Richmond Dispatch. A New Jersey barber keeps a goat to devour the hair shorn from bis customers. Battle lSeVfen the Learirnt. "We boys used to delight in tho battles which resulted when two strange herds met. Being with our own so much, we grew ac quainted with all the personal iieculiarities of each. They were not blooded cattle, with hurt horns and houvy Sjodies, but great, rangy, piebald creatures, with long, keen horns, and wild eyes when rouwsL Wo ex ulted when two strong nnd resolute steers approached each other with tho ferocious signs of battle. Tho lowered heads and lolling tongues; the stiffened, swelling necks; tho wrinkled skin around the rolling eyes; the deep, ominous roar of their voices; the cautious, sidelong approach, liko skilled box ers all those, led up to tho sudden crch itigs of tho meeting skulls uud horns. And then follow tho straining thrusts, tho sudden relaxations to cot an ad vantage, tho clashing of shaken and interlocked horns, the deep breathing, tho terrible glu.ro of tho bloodshot eyes. Now tho br indie gets the upper hold and presses tho white to tho ground, nearly shutting off his breath; now tho white gathers himself for ono last, mighty effort, and lifting tho other ujion his horns, literally runs away with him. This ends tho battle; for, curiously enough, the victor in such cases is not vindictive once fallen always beaten, is the rn!o with a steer or cow. Each herd had its champion, and so accurate did wo become in the rending of these bovine characters that wo could tell at once whether "OI' Uuu meant business" or whether ''ho was only blitfiin' the other feller." Hamlin Garland in American Mag agino. Portrait Made from Inscriptions. A Baltimore pablishinjj firm a while ago wanted a picture of Tippu Tib, the celebrated trader of Central Africa. It happened that at that time no picture of tho king of the slave dealere had como front Africa, and so a gentleman of this ejty undertook to, collate for the ise of the publishers nil attainable in formation about the personal apieur&neo of that worthy, Ho found in the" writings of Cameron, Htantey, Van tlc-le, Gleerup and Or. I.eui: some minute descriptions of Tippu Tib, and with tho aid of this material tho publishers mado a picture of thfi biu" fJcitiral African. Since then two woodcuts mado ?roI!l Olographs of the trader hRV". sr.ni to hand, and it is S!cm tuii tho lialtiiubro j'ictuio arseryss to tV.iili almost with the en gravings as a very good likeness of Tippu Tib. Probably not once in a hundred ties could a portrait be mado merely from descrip tions that would, on tho whole, so lien'-1: semble tho subject as in th v,". Si'"., in this instance 77auuo ki&vr lQ tho fact " t1iij Write' Warding Tippu 1 as in- ulost striking personality they had met in Central Africa, gave very minute and detailed descriptions of him, Kew York Sun. Tit Indian Struck Hiui First. At an early hour tho other morning Carl Soiffert had a sanguinary tussle with a dummy Indian which was peacefully deti:g duty as a cigar sign in front t u North avenue stoto. -Mi tho blooi that was shed flowed from' Car"s veins, and, though he "knocked out" his man, he was much the worse fof tl:o encounter. To tho policeman who released the red mar. from CuiTs vise liko grip he said the Indian struck him firt and ha didn't propose to bo insulted by any coppered colored Choctaw or Pawnee. Jus lice Kfsten looked at CarVs bruised and bleeding knuckles and sighed in sympathy, for the judge's knuckles; I paiins had not entirely teiaiueJ their normal condition since' the Justices' recent baseball game. "Pay the cosT-s and go," ho mercifully said. "Let red liqv-or alone and you will uot see imaginary red skins on North a venue." Chicago Herald. Mine Hunting by Clairvoyants. The mining prospector stands in danger of losing his vocation. A man need no longer shoulder a pick aud a shovel and sjend days, weeks and months in traveling the moun tains and gulches in search of tho precious metals. Tho "magnetizcr" has dono away with all that. All that a man requires to do now is to be put to sleep or mesmerized and started off to discover a mine. I met a mesmerist the other day, and ho declared that he had a colored man whom h,e ld sent all over the country while, asleep, and who had visited a certain spot in an Arizona min ing region, which ho believed would be found to be an immense mine. Ore indicators must yield before the sleeping prospector, and I have no doubt tho latter will also bo iu demand to locate cro in mines which are now equipped with all but that. James Haskell in Globe Democrat. Carelessness in Making Up. .Many of our best actresses paint most care lessly. They usually redden their lips vifth a h'deo.us cherry paste, which often looks quite revolting. The white is put on care lessly, so that tho natural color of the fiesh, is left behind the ears, and they rouge either too much or too little, The black about the eyes is pxit on so thickly as at times to quite clog the ej-elids and to kill all expression save that of tho idiotic stare of an ill made wax work. Saturday Review. As It Sounds to Others. In the case of a person listening to his own voice and utterances from the graphophone, there is much for curiosity, if not wonder ment. The person who never heard himself speak a;: he has heard others (outside of him self, as it were), is astonished at its sound. "Can that be my voice as others hear itf ho mentally asks, for it sounds in his or with an almost unfamiliar ring aud tones. Boston Herald. Hie Jugs in Ire-land. Murat Ilalstead, of The Cincinnati Com mercial Gazette, was asked the other day what novelty ho discovered in his European travels last 3-ear which impressed him most forcibly. "It was tho jugs in Ireland," said he, "which will never stand on end, and must therefore be emptied or corked." New York Tribune. In a lAdy's Studio. A New York studio is dimly lighted as dusk comes on by a file of skulls smeared with phosphorus. To the topmost ono is fastened a bone containing a candle. It is a lady's studio, too. The style of pants that dogs should wear In summer is knickerbarkers. The Epoch. A midiUeman appotrs to be a central figure in trade circles. The Vlt of an "Xn.K.oi tl." M. Labiche, who died in Paris not long ago, was a memlier of tho French academy one of tho forty literary "immortals" of Franco. M. Lubicko originated the saying, now not unfamiliar in characterizing a kt son who, though ignorant, insists upon mak ing a great show of what he thinks he Knows. "He is a man of vast and varied misinforma tion." Labiche expressed tho thought in this way: "He has a great and varied ignor ance." Not long after Labiche had used this expression, and had otuliodicd it in a literary work, Prince Bismarck said of sonic one: "That man jiossesscs a perfect encyclopiodiae ignorance." Labiche insisted that Bismarck had borrowed the phrase from him. But it is more probable that tho repetition was a mere coincidence, na Bismarck himself is n man of genuine wit. At the marriage of his son, Labiche gave a littlo party, and, as ho was quite unaccustomed to ceremonies of a social sort, he was at first puzzled to know what ho should say in greeting and parting with so many people. "I have it 1 I have it!' he exclaimed finally; "I will simply say to each person as ho arrived, 'At last! and to each as ho goes away, Already T" He car ried out his programme, and all his guests felt very much flattered. Pittsburg Bulletin. Starvation and Ked Tape, Once when I was in London a woman ap plied to a hospital for food for her bubo, .vhich was dying of btarvation. Tho com mittee of gentlemen called her in and usked her a string of questions, and finally said they could not givo her anything unless sho had a written application from the secretary. She thanked them, gathered her dying child in her arms nnd started off to look for tho sec retary. He called her in, asked her ques tions and said he could not make out tho ap plication without an order, from tho doctor. Sho thanked him and went back to the hos pital to. t bo 'doctor. lie gave her tho order, and with hope in her heart and hugging the preciouj burthen to her breast, bidding the littlo ono wait just an hour more, the poor mother hurried away to the secretary, and from him to tho hospital again. But when food waj brought and sho drew the ragged end Of her shawl away from tho luiby i face, ihi littlo one lay d.-ad in her arms It. was dead of taratioM and red tape. CatUnriU Coio in NovV. Orleais ricayu.no. Ireland- . , -...cntly an caiiX,ly novol inilnstr7 has nn'? mtr V...., t .1 - , i coloral ducks ai-c seen i.i tho farm yards of tho peasantry. These ducks are cross brcds ordinary wMto ducks with a strain of tho numerous wild fowl which frequent this neighborhood, mallard, migrating ducks de tained from crossing tho channel by stor.n, e ta The plumage of thesa cross breds is bril liant aud varied; magpio wings, green heads and blue v.ing fentiiers, pheasant breasts and indefinablo fiats are to bo obtained. An asso ciation called tho Baudon Duck Eggs com Xany has lately been formed at Eandon, the center of this favored district, with the oi ject of exporting to England tho eggs and also broods of ornamental farmyard ducks. Boston Transcript. The Idiotic Topical Song- The impression that all "topical song?," which form a prominent feature of the comic operas, so called, are written in asylums for idiots is not quite correct, though tha qual ity of most of the song.i certainly gives color to it. The nursery rhymo io bad enough, perl-nps, but in comparison with the averago topical song it is a gem of purest ray serene. Every time I attend n comic ojera I want to go out wien the topical song begins. In the first place the alleged singer has no more voice for melody than an old crow, and in tho second place the words ho pretends to sing are either idiotic, or, in a literary sense, mere rubbish. It is a rule to inaka new versos for every new thing that comes up. New York Cor. Detroit Free rres.:. A Charming Itvitial Chamber. The most beautiful bridal chamber ever seen was ono recently fitted up by an English duke for his bride. Her favorite flower is tho daffodil, and it pi-edomiuates in the decora tions. Tho ceiling aud the walls are of a pale grayish green and gold. Tho fringe and dado are of dull gold canvas silk, hand c-mbroided in white daffodils and narcissi. The chande liers have for globes opaline glass on tho same flower designs. Tho velvet carpet is gray green, sprinkled with golden flowers. The furniture is of heavy EnglL-Ji oak, carved with winged love's heads, and tho draperies and window hangings are of Span ish lace, in conventional designs of daffodils. New York "World. Indians anil Whisky. It is true that the Indian will drink whisky, but the reason ho gets so uproariously drunk is because, unlike tho white man, he does not know how to use the drink. An Indian may not take onelrink of whisky in five years ; then some white man will give him a pint flask of rye or bourbon, which he doesn't know how to take in moderation, but drinks at one sit ting, tho consequence being that tho Indian becomes very drunk. Ho is like a child in this respect, and knows no more than does a child as to what the effect of t he liquor will be. W. F. Cody in Tho Epoch. About the Same. "Say," said Alpha, "my son is learning to play the violin. Come around this evening and hear him practice." "What is he em ployed at during the day?" asked Omega. "He works in a saw filing factory." "Well, I havo another engagement for this evening, but I will call around at tho factory to morrow and remain a few minutes." Nor ristown Herald. Vhe Unmounted Cavalry. It appears that besides having ships with no guns, England has cavalrymen with no horses. For example, the Third regiment of Household cavalry Las but !SO0 horses for 1.S0O men, and 17,00U dragoons and hussars have but 10,000 horses. In the German army the usual proportion is 1,000 horses to 7u0 men. New York Sun. The twentieth birthday of the czarewitcb. was celebrate i.ya ball at St. Petersburg, at which all the ladies appeared in white, aud all the men in red. The champion fat lady at the dime museum owes most of her success to her winning weighs. ecr -" . Ait tiic c:uui cj.:jiiumj or Suueh'Test Ireland, warmed by tho prox-1-ty of tho Gulf stream, many varieties of PARAGRAPHS FROM EVERYWHERE Brooklyn bridge has Ucn oj-ncd to the publ.c live years. SiJvi-i Ir-.s turned tip In Fn:j; .frier to .1 il.;-:;-c lt j i'i.ihice .j new iuii::ig f. vr r Too , l-.vrruidra. 11 wo'-iri's b:b, is hir. four years old. yet ba.-. fiOO jn. mbcus. A c::.-:int h.is jut !;.! in Aii.-iria I li:i:.r:.ry v. I10 was 1-12 yea r:i of age.. lit li-i l a so:i iieil ! I ", 3 cars ai nl a g! :i!idr,or. ot t.y A Nrv:u;.i r:it:c!i:i.an f lint, tr:q; e l and iis".-ii.l I.CCO r;;M.iLs i;i four month.-., and tool; li.-!i:t ; that nlx.ve 5.00(1 new it;c:; ha.l coioc l 111 their pl.tces. 'llie A i:-ti'Li:; ; i riMiient h:s n!nn cion. d i'.vj int. iiii'.ii i f renewing thoniiti naivhi.-r I ;w, aini v ill henceforth li-;lu .he A .'tare!::: I b ,",il:uinistr:ili euccrces. Tin. P.. 1 -i:ui general Rnwarrow. r.fu.'t 'ho sei;::v ;;:)! destruction of W;: rs.i v. . Mfeliv l:U!c!- ;-d tJti.OOi) I.i,..;,if .-.Magi's i!t i co:::;;:;,ns in c4,t J !,;.. , Nov. 4 1 ; :i i'i ' Aii.ei ;.-..n j. trot lor fioins "iei:..ivt nian:.l'aetii!,e;,H of l.nrvoi'-tcrs :t '.iiiea-o h.:.- been two cars at Mo:,!', vide;., and has soi.l mow in ;m.J ie:i; .it'j Machines over the Jlivei I'l it.i rv.iuu. T..vcriis mni v ! e tn;?-ed to t, Tliir leeti'.h cvjiiury. Act :li,.g to J-'.jk lrnaii. In i!m rti-'i :.f Ki::- !!vv:.rd 111 only three tavern-? wese jiMowr-d in I.m .ion." Taverns were licensed i:i En'!;u:l in i:Z2. A Wert MorrU boy vas arretted re cenlly fur phooting nn eag!o contrary t. til': law. lie whs in a fair way to , lined or imprisoned, when a commission, coiiijwed of a clergyman, a j'.i::.,cj of the peace raid an editor, '.he dead bodv of the Ld xxi.. dyciared U U Lo " liih IikwI;. A Nire.r4lbo iut- , , . sh.soL ' " -"tor hasprcluced a posed of wire net overlaid ..1 a swbstanco resembling IngJhi rub ber. These Miles, which cost tait ball !he price of lentlier, have been tested in 1 hi- (jertnan tinny and found to be twice as datable. Tlity arc having bard work finding hard pan foi the foundations of the new 'ridgo across the Thames at F.nst New London, Conn. They have put piles down 113 feet, and have not pot to Milid earth yet. It is thought that bottom will be reached at about 100 feet. A writer in London Truth suggests u sensible occupation for women who like sewing, but do not wish to liecotae cither dressmakers or seamstresses, and desire to live in their own homes. It is the overlooking and repairing of women's wardrobes. After a clientelle had been established it would undoubtedly bring in very fair wages. A firm of pyrotechnists in England have at their factory a Newfoundland dog which positively revels in fireworks, lie rushes into a shower of sparks with as much delight as in a cold bath, and on a lighted squib being thrown within his reach he will run after the smoldering stump as if it were a bone and trample it out with his paws. M. Acliille Poincelet, in his lecture at the Hall of tho Boulevard des Capucincs in Paris the other day, discussed tho qualities of blondes and brunettes, tho differences in their love, their role in private life and in history, linked with the philosophy of beauty, and the ques tion, which was tho superior type of woman, the Parisienne or theGeorgienne? He ignored entirely the red headed girl. Fred Marsden, the playwright, con sulted a well known physician a few days before hi3 death as to the easiest and quickest mode of suicide. Tho physi cian supposed he was securing incidents for a scene in one of hia plays, and ex plained the subject to him patiently. Finally Mr. Marsden said: "I havo it. A big dose of chloral, then stop up all the crevices atid turn on the gas," and this is just what he did. He offered the physician 10 for his adyce, but it was refused on the ground that no pro fessional service has been rendered. Against Food Adulteration. A grocers conference has been called in the interest of purer foods. It meets on Coney Island in July. It seems at last that adulteration has gone so far that the grocerymen are afraid to cat what they sell. Besides, the better class of retailers find it impossible to obtain hon est articles. There will be at hast five thousand exhibitors of materials, and h is believed tho discussion will not c nly l o practically valuable in throwing light 011 hidden ways, but that there can be brought to bear a heavy force on manu facturers to put more honest articles on the market. No proposition of more i;n portance will come before any of our summer conventions than this of pure food and honorable deal. Meanw hile the Concord School of 1 l-ilo.uiphy will hold no session: so we bliaM have lo.s cf Hegei and Arirtotla and more of honest fclu.t-i and coffee and qu:iir.e which will no; be regretted. Globe-Democrat. . f-i.r. 1 - A ICvgnfon mar. made r.u ::'.lJ!ticr. ;c his eo!!eciio;i rf birds, a large owl. , 1 1 . ... r... .... .. . . .!.-. ir-.tr-K- t-r.f'. r.l il'l'Ii V. 'Ok Is lire do t'ep'.ive bird.-," taiJ a titir.c-n theotl r: up. v. '! bad oj;r, a fov.- years c; to. v. i:: which 1 played a trick on the p::l iic. ! kept ihu ow! in a cage. It w.;-j r.:: :., traction, rnd ir.r.ny people saw it. On :!cy th" bird died of 'coid pokon srd ta'di.- raL-t spiffed it. I then put i; hack on its porch in the e;;e. Pccf I wLo h:.d seen l!.e ov. 1 alive did lii. ". thry could ix-o i;a !. rti.co in i:s : n.T.rr.::ee. nr.' l;:"y wouitl c;me nii.l ad mire :hi bird j ;.-t the ir.:o. Ihat i lL rcan -;.- I s:.v i;.-a owl i? a j-ec.iiia. 'jird. Dc.'.-i o:' :;'i v ihcy hjk uboal the -Iviiict jn I : Cv.iii..ii. C- A. Marshall TIST! I'reHcrvatloii of mitniiil tretli a i-jirclHlty. I'mdt ejrtrtu kil without )iln c of jMUyhing ft'tlM. All work warranted. 1 'rices reasonable. Hi iv.cKitAi.ii's Hi.oeu li. Ti HMoirrn. Nkii DRS. CAVE & SMITH, "Painless 23cxilicto." TI-( only DbiiIIkIk In th West cmilrolliiK tliU lf w mom u r. 1 I'll I'I inic lino I II nun 1 'til without Tain. (Mir mukI lutic is en tirely free from ciiLoiiOFOiui oim:tiij:u AND IS AIISOI.VTKI.Y IlarmJcs - To - A1K Tfeth extracted untl ni tilicl.il teeth IliM-rlcd. 111-j. 1 ii.iy 11 (icsin ii. 1 iicprcM-rvatiouof llin natiinil teeth u spcetalty. GOLD CRO WHS, GOLD CAPS, BRIDGE VOBK. The very li nest. Oftircin l'i:jon i:lok. over 1 lie Citici h' llHlik, 3-li.tI.c-U.tir. . . lTbvK GO TO Win. Merold & Son ipon V:?1 Goods. Notions Eoots M Shoes or Ladies and flc ids FURNISHING - (iOOI)S. He keeps as large and us veil SELBCTPE STOCK As can It found any place In the city and make you j. rices t Lat ii fy compel ilion. Aj;ents for Harper's Bazar PaUerns and Ball's Corseis. ISTEW ICE ZMZZEjInT We Imvc our house filled w i : 1 1 A FINE QUALITY OF ICI2, Ami are pri-pair-d to 1I1 liver it daily to ourciiK toiiu 1 j in any Uiiiitity ilesirctj. ALL 0EDEE8 FEOMPTLY PILLED. Leave orders with At More on Sixth Street. We msike a Kpec ialty of CUTTING, PACKING And l oading Cars. For t( mis see us or write. If. C. M'-MAKEN & SON, Telephone "72, - - PlatUmouth C. F. SM ITH, The Boss Tailor. Main St., Over Merges' .Shoe Store. Has the best and most complete stock of samples, both foreign and domestic woolens that ever came wt-t-t of Missouri river. Xote these prices: IJusiness buits from iflG to $:j., dass suits, .f2.' to $45, pants $1, .", .(i, pi.Od and upwards. 5'"AVill guaranteed a lit. Prices Defy Competilion. J. E. ROBBINS, ARTIST, INSTJiL'CTIONS mvi;n is FINE OIL. PAINTINC WATER COLORS. ETC. ALL LOVEUS OK AKT A UK IXVITKD TO CALL AND EXAlvUNE lLIZT "WOBK STUDIO OVER OLIVER A. RAMSE MEAT MARKET. C3-. T3. KEM PSTEB, Practical Piano and Organ Tuner AND ItKI'AII'.I It. First-class work guaranteed. Also deal er in Pianos and Organs. Office at iJocck's furniture store, Plattsmouth, Nebraska. K. U. Wi.vnnAM, .Jolix A. Davika, Notary I'ubllc. JCotary Fuhlic. W1MIIIAM& II.4VIKH, -.ttorneys - at - Law. Office over Hank of Ca-i County. Plattsmoctii, - - Xf.braska. J C, BOOITE, BARBER AND HAIR DRESSER. All work first-class; west Fifth Street. North Robert Sherwood's Store. 4 N. SULLIVAN, Attorney fit Law. Will V. pive prompt attemiou to fcil tiifinese In trusted to him. OtiSce Iq t-'iilon Lleck, Eant side. Plaltsmuuth. Neb. Fire Insurance written In tho yttna, Phcenlx and Hartford by Windham &. Cavies. B.&. M. Time Table. OOI NO WKHT. No. 1. t :W a. m. NJ. 3.--a :40p, m. No. 5 9 :3." a. m. No. 7. 7 :45 p. m. No. 9. C :17 p. m. OOINO kast. No, 2. I r25 p. rn. No. 4. 10 :30 a. in. No. 6. 7 p. m. No. 8.-9 JjO a . 7. No. JO. 9 :40 fc. in. All trains run daily hy wavof Omaha, except Nos. 7 and 8 which run to aua from Schuster daily except Sunday. No. 30 is a tub to Pfcctfie .Junction at H 30.it. ni. No. 19 la a stub txvtWk Pacific Jisaciioo at ti a.u. Dr. 13 IS,ItI