THE DAILY IlKllALl), PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1SS7. iUJ V' "GOING SOMEWHERE." My nrlrncu Hictul, my nuMc-at woman friend (Now burled in i. a Eij(IIhIi jfrae ami thlt a memory leaf for her (iinr nuke-), EndivJ our talk "Tlio hiiiti, ev.in-lu.!inf ail we know of oM r niixJi-ra le-ainlu, luiuitioiu elce-p, Of nil i iilnijlM-of all AMnjbuiiiy of EveJIu- liuns. Mi l.i'lihl m all, thnt tveiill me onwnril, onivard, KM--iiiiKlovv- ly, mirt-!y iH-lu-riiij.;, Ijfe, Iifi; uu i-iiill" mm march. in einlle-ui nrmy (no luiit, I. ut it is fluty over). The world, tin- r.i'n. Hid Koul --in kjiuco und time tin- imivrrHi-4, All bound hh ii l fitting each- all juin-ly Koinjt eiiieirr." Vt'ult Whitman in I.ippiiu-otl's. AX LNCIDKXT. It wus t nt ly morning. Tho Jun miii hnl rot long ri:-i n:id was flittering ou t he luw that spiiii;;l("l I he lm-ailow irnss with ilia memeLs. The air, swii t a:iI fresh, had still it moisture in it, !ut Ixiro on it tho tu:r:it of moss und liny, ami K:rlnpsf ln.n tlmyi r.-i. A young lady '.landing at tho gnto into u largo iin-;:!'iv ir: haled the. soft breeze with rapture, t,-.i' a.knowlelgl mentally that her unusual r.-ti ly rising hail In-stowed on her u K;r-.it a.i-1 iiovi I pleasure. The meadow into w hi -ii sin- wis gazing v.w-; of wimocx-ti-iif , u-i v. i- have s.ii-1, ne.d was stmliliil with fp-itiip nf c!i:i ( : i In neat h one of which homo rows v.i i;: ! i'.;:!Ki,il ly a niaM awl ill.. Tin' ttniUiM.iiil wus singing, anil her Voiru t;oi!ivi'il e.-.-t and fn.-:;h in Ihestilhi'-vs, though a. mom i-:,i nl'!-rwunl n lark snrang upward..-: wiMi a l.i-ivt of melody that onco wholly ongr-. ;.'l ?.l i.-s jH-nxir attention. The young hi :;-'. f- i-- sho wus-had travrlgy in lovely lu:'!s, and wriiiuiist of thu v.oad'. rs of n.-tt iii-i! and f Jv.iropi-an art, but "su-h a sacred and home f- II l. li;dit"' as she cx; rt itjiM I now was at nii'-i? new to her und delightful. Never h.fire in her twenty years cf life ha I sho ri e n a', dawn, elresse-il with iut uii:.taiieot and gone forth alone; nyc, f veil ln viiii'l (he pari: gr.tes. T1:j inhe ritor jf great '.vc:iKh, 'he had I iron left im orphan in li-.-r childhood, and had been brought i y mi iii::t wiio wi:;o!d fa.shioiiil and ron ventional. a;id had l.i-jit her niero in a strict and Nioiioloiio-is i-- 1 1 ; i- of daily life. Thn-i Mary l-n:-i! l.ad U-r troubles, jictted find rori-.iil. ivd a.; she was. Jh-r aunt's teinjx-r vas cTo- i and trying, her modo of lifu j.iri:u mid th:il. T!ii.n who Knew i;ll about Mary Penzil's lunue woiidend that :;!ie ltd not marry, it it t:w o)'!y i' , t away from tiio rostraints ln-r miardian imposed on her; but th.-ro v.;ts n tlt-tit!i of fetrliiii; and ronianco in tho girl's heart, r.nd :.ho had not yet met n whom i-Iie onld love, or i-ven quito trust; for, that t.iie would le sm'.'lit for her wealth had been early i:njires.-rt! on her, and sho dicadel beiii m:;rricil only for her money more than sho rotiid liave expressed. l!ut her Hunt IkuI laM..i-:y nre.l t!" nit of a man of e;reat v.-.aliii ini-.i position, i.nd Jlury, nearly half p. r.-u.ided r.r;d liulf worried into compliance, had pa.si-d a disturbed'and r.?st-l-.-s. niht, trying to make up her mind, und h:ul finally ri.-x-n at. iLiwn, and gone ont (in d(-fiaue( of al! ruivss to l;r J. how well nrituiv can sootho and e.di.i her ehi'dren. Sho had len tempti'd ..!. - 1. 1 Ic-ivo the park for the jiruvfuies of the ii.eno farm, where her old nurse had been i-..tab!i.Jhed wj:h her son a.s lailiJT and her dau!:'. r as dairymaid; the il;iiightr leine; iliss Iieiizil's foster sister and Iianiesako. 'I will have a 'Inss of thj new milk," Mi.i T)onzil di'ti-rmined, as the lark's son pmilii nllv Moteil away. '".Mary will bo sarprised to seo .xnl siie n; -!r t tiie jato and proeocdei! across tho i::ea do jiaiisiispj oecosioiiully to listen to the t'.i-taat sons of tho lark, cr to a fiir.t's ::oto from thy tree, or to watch a splendid admiral but terfly's fih;ht from tho lout;hs to the pra-ss anion-- the wild lio-.vers, her trouble and iinhvi.-.ioii e:it in ly forgotten. She was a frood. emlxulinii :;t of .-; rin herself, hxiking even youn'-r than her rel age, and with a fresh bUHrulMg e'-mjl?skt and abtmdaut golden hair, a pi'tta::t little noso and rose bud mouth, f:i:r and -swet and smiling, though by no menus a beauty. Tho milki!-:id. as sot:i ns tho rustling of the lady's ilri:; t hrough the r,-;iss caught her enr, hxked up froi'i the rido of the cow against which :: k'.'.-.d rented, and seeing Miss Denitil riv:o in sii'-h surprise that s.h? nearly up.-t her milk pai!. "Well, 31ary," siiil tiio yonng Lady, ';you seem very hajiiy over 3-our task. Can yo:i give me a eup o! lallk.''' "I haven't a cup, Mis Denzil," said the girl; '"l ilt Jim" turnmg to .-. boy who wa milking ur.o'.'n:".- ou- j-car lwr "shall run t the farm a:..! ge one." Ml Deis:-::! i:- k-d r-'ser.t and Jim ran cfT. Tha young ladj , .ivg the milking stool, tlu ;. - ;!.--;. and takip.g off h- ! sank ii i"n 0:1 hat lot tb.e -oi't In c play in her b-eautiful fair hair, sayirig, with a sigh, of plor-.sure: 'How chli.:: :-i tho e.'.i-iy i:;ornitig is! How hay.py yoa tmt.-.r he, Tary, in the?; sweet liu-adows, v.-.'-.h those gentle creatures, nr.d with your iii.I.'.igeut, loving mother. Yon have no c -.:s, i doubts, no fears fc-r th" future. Till me, ere you not perfectly happv':'' "Lk: ?Jis D:'::f.!1," s.aii Mary, with wide open eyes, "there isn't anybody that hasn't got something to fret alvjut, except perhaps a grand lady like yourself." "Oh. Mary, riches do not give happiness! Hut tell me, what troubles have you? I dare say whra your mother lived at the hall and yo i were wit.ii your aunt at Woolwich., you were not juite comfortable; but now in such a pretty home and with dear nurse .Mary, teli ::w whut can trouble 3-011." Mary colored and hung her head. "Well, ma'am," siie said, "I am troubled because I can't write to my young i;imi." 'Your young man! I did not know you had one. Who is he, arA where is hof asked the heiress. "Nurse i.over told me of it."' "No, ma'am; mother don't like me to mnrr" a soldier. But he'll soon Ik ab!o to e;et his iiis-.l;arge, and we can wait. Only, he's in India, aud I can't write to him." "Win-not? D oes nurse forbid it;"' "Oh, "no. lua'ma. Hut I can't write. Aunt made me take care of her children, and I had very little schooling. To be sure, Cousin Martha vrites for me, Lut that ain't pleas tut." We!I, M.ary," said the young lady, "I will trv to hel: you. You shall come every morn ing fr an hour to tho luill, and I will teach you to write." M.irv was v.arm in her thanks. "For," tin :fde:l i:aively, "I lo.i"t like Martha's writing to l.i.11. She was setting her cap at him ln-fore he v.;:t, and I do.i't know what ehe may siy to hini in my letters." Mis lVnzil siuiie-l at the incipient jealousy. "I will lis your amanuensis, then," she said good r.atureiliy. "Ma'am:" l:okk:g pu7j:leiL "I mum that I will write for you until you Can write, for yourself." Mar'"3 fa-e teamed, and she was still rtammeriug her thanks when Jim reapja-ared w :th a glass, and she hastened to prejs tho v:uau fresh milk into it. Miss Den.il, after sho had drunk it, iw, and bidding the girl come to her Br!y next morning, took her way back to tin haU, smiling to herseli as sho thought ct . rlting loo ktUrs, as iroxy for a in-uoaat girl, to a distant private in her majesty' ncr- vie'. How littlo i.he thought what would como of it I Sho wan rather pleaded at 4 he idea of t be oil ice sho had taken on herself; it would inakft her useful, mid kIim had long felt tho purposelessness of her daily life as well as itd dullms. Mury made her appearunco nt tho hall tho next inorning with duo fiunetualit', and found MIs Iieii.il ready for her in that young Judy's pleasant room. Sho (Mary Denzilj va st-altd at 11 table placed near an ojen win dow, through which tli-' morning sun glinted cheerily. "Well, Mary," sho said, as the girl curt seyed, "1 had that the Indian mail goes to morrow; we had lctt r take part of our thu; today for tho l-llr writing. (Set a chair anil sit by me. That is right; now tell me what I um to say to . What is his namef ".lack I'arker, Miss Denzil." "Very vell; I have written, 'Dearest Jack;' now tell me what to suy next." Hut Mury uppeared to liud it as difficult to employ an i'.rtiai:uen-,i:i t s I hildsmith did. Sho twisted tier lingers, coughed, and linally sug gested: "1 hope you are well, as this leaves me at 1 resent.1' Then sho camo to a stand still. "Won't you U-ll him how you miss him?" suggested Miss Den.il, after faithfully re cording this co;iiij;ciiecnieilt. Mary eagerly assented. And then Miss Den.il, taking tho matter into her own hands entirely, wrote. a charm ingly teiide.-r but simple and mexhst love letr tor. And, inspired by the memory of her ycslcruay'se arly stroll, she added an necemnt eif Ilary's present, home, and a picture (in words) of the lovely sunrise, of tho preen fresh lno.adow, of th! lurk's wing und the breath of llowe-rs and green leaves, anil, ulie-vu all, of the ciw.laeiss of "tloar Kng land," asking him if he did not long to return to his own land; and adding that a friend meant soon to bring him home. Sho read it aloud to Mary, who was de lighted and grateful. "Jack wiil Ijc pleased,"' sho said. "But, oh, MKs Denzil, how pretty that was about tho ine-adows. I never lie.tieoel or 'knew how pretty it all looked till yon read aoout it." "Ho morn observant, then," said her teae-her, "and you will find subjects for your ne-st lette r. Now wo will try writing." Hut tho less. n sorely taxe d tho young lady's patience. Mary's stilt' fingers and awkward position seemed uiiconepie! al io, and her at tempt. at copying were dreadr'ul. But Miss Denzil pea-sovered, and submitted to the lrudgcry of the lessons with tho greatest good huinejr, though sho saw that tho pros pect ef being relicveil from her self imposed dutie s ejf amanuensis was very distant indexed. By imd by the answer to tho letter came, and Mary took it to Miss Denzil to lo read to her. Tho young Lady gazeil with extremes surprise at aa admirable specimen of excel lent j -en mans hi p. "Jack"' was evidently well ediieateel. And ad she read the simple, manly, but we-11 cxpiessed letter her ititonishmeut increased. Jack first iissurod his love of his perfeet health indeed tho epistle began nearly m h- r own words and then went on te U ii her of his leve and oonstaiuvy. "Who." ho wre)te, "woulel not lovo such o prt.'tly village maiden, who knejws, too, how to apireeinto the sweet fresh loveliness of our own dear land, mid wiio can draw such a charming word picture of it." And then he (in turn) gave an animated picture of Iudiau life of tho hot, glaring day; of the noisy night, disturbed by the crie s of jackals, the tom-toming of natives in the near village, the hiss of snakes, the strange snoring ef an insect; all so well de scribed that the young lady was nearly as much interested as the village girl. Mary," sho said, as sho finished reading the letter, "your Jack is a very clever young fellow too e-lever to he a private. "We must buy his disehargea::d got him back for you." Mary flushed crimson, and was about to speak, but checked h: rscif. and the'ii thanked ?.liss Denzil earne-stly but awkwardly, while The latter returned tho letter with a secret, pity for the man who, though ho might Ik of the girl's station, was mentally so immeasur ably above her. This ceiiTOSondencv wont on with great regularity for some months; one mail only be ing misseel, iluring the London season. And then came the Afgb.au treachery and war, and the private's letter's grew more and nure animated as he dese rilxxl to Mary the exciting secies through which ho was passing; his words were as rx-drit stirring as a trumpet call, and Miss Denzil wondered more and more at this astonishing private. She looked forward as eagerly as Mary for his letters, and her own took more of a natural tone when sho answered him. She wondered herself sometimes at the new interest h;r oiiiee as iimuuueusis threw into he r liTe. At last, however, camo Sir Frederick Roberis' wonderful mnrch from Cabul to Canelahar, and then, r.fttr a long interval, in which lioth girls were really anxious for Jack Parker's safety, there came another let ter. But what elid it mean? It was a badly scrawled, ill spelt missive and sir-ied thus: "John Parker X his mark." "Why, Mary, whr.t eloes it moan?'1 eiues tiiTicd her astonished timanuo:isis. ?Iary ltogim to cry. "Oh, please, forgive me, ma'am," she sobbed, "for letting j"ou think that Jack was such a good scholar. But you said you said that Jack was too clever te" be a private, and that you must buy his ilischargo because he wrote? such good letters; and so I was afraid, if I told you he could not write, I should be ruining poor Jack." "But to whom, then, have I been writing?" asked Miss Danzil, flushing. "Why to hn.k, ma'am, of course," was th surprised reply. "Who wrcio for Jack, then:" asked Miss Deuzil impatiently. "His captain, tna'ar; Capt. Ovrcn. Jack's his servant, auel he's very fond of him, and he's written for Jack ever since they Landed in India. Jack said in his very first letter that it was tho captain that was so kind." There was a moment's pause, then Mary Denzil asked: "D.xj Capt. Owen know who has been WTitiug for you?" "La, no, ma'am," replied the girl. "You revcr told Jack 3-ou wrete for me, 3-on re member, lie thinks, mest like, that it's Miss Lon.r.x, the rector's daughter, that writes "cm: f"r she elid say that she would; but she married and went away. Oh, please, ma'am"' glancing timidly at the open letter in the young lady's hand "what do the letter say f" Miss Denzil, who hail been thinking for a minute or two, at once began to reael the let ter. It wa written by Jack's comraele, Tom Andrews (the writer explained), Ix-e'auso Jack was badly wouneleel, and the captain also. But we will give the sense, not the somewhat confused words of the epistle: ,Oa the march, in ore of the narrow ravines of the Afghan hills, the rearguorel had been suddenly attacked one night by the hillsmeu from an ambush. But tho enemy was soon driven off--"of course," wrote thr soldier. Unluckily, however, poor Jack fell i.t tho beginning of tho attack, and his ab sence was not known for an hour or two. Then, when his captain found that ho was mining, the young officer rode back alouo in icsch of him; "but he didn't brias tho poor chap in himself," wrote Tom. "There was Afghans u hiding among tho rocks, and one on 'em took a pot shot at tho cap'en, and brought him down. Luckily a lot of our fel lows had folktwcil him as wmn pretty near as he'd btarte-el, and they brought iu tho two on 'em all right." "But Jack could not write yet," ho pro ceeeli'el, "und the cap'en was awful bail, and we're all deiwu alwiut him," added Tom; "for he's a man any one would die for." Miry Diaizil's voice wan seare-e-ly steady as she re-ud the-so woreLs. Sho had a mick iinng ination, and there rose be-fore her a men tal picture of tho lonely mil ride in tho mevonli-rht. and t lu wemr.ded mun left amidst tho ele-uel Afghans and English and then the hurried tramp eif a horse, the urriva! of the brave ollie.-er te re-se-uo his man, and his falling a moment afte rword 1m ncath the; shot ef the hidden assassin. "Your Jack's captain is a here, Mary," she said; "h ile:Je-rves a Victoria cross." But Mary was crying bitterly; he-r thoughts were all with joer wouneleel Jack; she could not spare as yet any admiration for his olli or. J.Inrj' Denzil did her liest to eonsolo her t:oor feste-r sister, representing to her that I'arker was jirobably now epjitej well, and 1 hat if he eliel not get strong soon ho wemld bo mvahde-d, and then that he need never leave her again. "Kor we will buy him out," she promises!. By elegrue;s Mary was e-oniforted and e'om-pese-d, and then Miss Den.il epii'stioneel her ineiro about tho ejilicer, whoso courage and humanity hael t harnied her. Mary had sevn him at Weolwich when his regiment had Imjcii epiartered there, a!id she had first knewn Jack; and sho said that he was "grand lxk ing," and that his name was Owen. All his men loved him, he was se) gee)el. And Miss Denzil conjurerl up in her mind's eye a. stately middlo aged gentleman, a born ruler anel great soldier: anel it must be confessed that she very often thought of Capt. Owen from that time, and was not a little rejoie-ed when Jack's frienei Tom infomie:d them that Jack was well and "the cap'en" eut of danger. By anil by, when all was over and some of the troops had returned to England amongst the in was Jack's regiment Miss Denzil was gratified by seeing that tho queen had con ferred the Victoria cross on Capt. Richard Owen for his valor anil humanity in return ing alone to rescue a fallen comraele. Mary Deaizil at once employed a young relative she had in the war office to purchase Jack Parker's discharge, and likewise charged her kinsman to give him some money from her and to send him elown to the home farm at onco, where she meant to see if she couid give him employment and to marry him to Mary. Yet us she sent the letter she thought with regret that henceforward sho should hear no more from er of Capt. Owen. One inorning, about a month after writ ing to her cousin, the j'oung lady received a li ttor from him, telling her that Parker was eiischarged, but had begged him to tell her that ho could not yet visit tho homo farm, as liis captain was still ill from his wound anel he did not like to leave him in lodgings all alone. "Wo need scarcely say that the soldier's af fectionate fidelity greatly recommended him to tho young heiress, and Mary was delighted at the praise sho bestowed upon him. Tho days went on. The harvest was golden in tho laud that secouel summer sinco Miss Denzil commenced her duties as amanuensis, and she was on her way to tho home farm to ask Mary if she hail hoard yet from Parker. The farm house door was oj;en. She walked in anel went to the little parlor whore Mary was often to bo found at this hour (the afternoon) at work. To her surprise, as sho enteral it sho be held a tall, palo young man evidently a gentleman lying on tho couch smoking a cigarette. He sprang up when ho saw her, and re moved tho cigarette from his lips. "I I camo to find Mary Price," said Miss Denzil, a little embarrassed. Could he be Capt. Owen, she wonderejel; if so, he was not at all like her ideal. "Mary Price," ho replied gravely, "is gone out with her young man, John Parker, and will not be back just yet, I am afraid." 'Oh sr.td jliss Denzil ; "then am I spec ingto C.int. Owen" He Ixjived. "I am Dick Owen," he said. "May I ask if I have the honor of addressing Miss Lo maxf "No," she said; "Miss Lomax is married and has lft the place." "Married!" he exclaimed, in a tone of in tcr.pe disappointment. "I'm awfully sorry for that," "Indo.l! Was she a friend of yours?" demurely. "I-'he was and she wasn't. I never saw her in my life, but I fell in love with her through tho post, and I came here fully resolvedjto marry her nryself." Mary Denzil Laughed gleefully. "I am sorrv that you should have arrived too late," she said, "for falling in love through the post is rather a novel idea. Why elidn't you projiose by means of the telephone?" "I wish I had by electric telegraph," he said, echoing her Laugh; "but I kept hoping to get down here, aud was never well enough till now. .The fact is. Miss Lomax wrote such charming letters to my soldier servant don't look so shocked, pray, she was only deputy and amanuensis for his sweetheart that I lost my heart to her at once, and really I did hope"' He paused. "That the lady hal returned tho compli ment?' she askeel, coloring. He was too ab surd for anj'thing, she thought. "Well, j-ou know, they were very pretty love letters, and sonnet imes erne was apt to forget Jack," he said, comically. "Parker told me that it was Miss Lomax wrote the letters, and that she was the rector's daugh ter hero; so, when theeloctoronlercd country air I came to her village alas ! too late !" sighing. "I feel for your disappointed hopes," said his laughing auditor; "but as they were so very dream like I elare say you will recover from the shock." "But," he said, with suelden earnestness, "I am really sorry! I read the heart and the miud of that girl in a manner one seldom can, anel 1 honestly and truly admired her." Miss Denzil blushed crimson; the situation was growing embarrassing. "Well." she said, still speaking lightly, "the lady ought to bo flattered. Are you going to make any stay hcref "Yes: I have taken rooms at the little village inn, and shall stay a week or so, I think, ia spite of my disappointment." "I hope the air may elo you good and re store yi.iur strength," said Miss Denzil, cour teously. "CSood morning, Capt. Owen." And she hurrieel away, thankful that she had told Mary not to let any one know (not ven Jack) that she had written her letters for her. Oa her arrival at home she maele her rather grim aunt laugh by her story of l e eccentric Capt. Owen's matrimonial inten tions toward Miss Lomax, and Mrs. Cell de cided that, as a hero, a V. C, and "a charac ter," sho would write to Capt. Owen to in vite him to dinner. Tho invitation was accepted, and Capt. Owen, frank and light hearted hero as he ws, enlivened the old hall considerably. anel proving to le the non of an old frienei of Mrs. BoH'b, won at once her liking and favor. His week's stay in tho village was pro longcel considerably, but ho eoii exchanged, his rooms at the inn for uuo ut the rce-Ury, Mr. Lomax having taken u great fune-y to him; and then (his funny lovo story am lift ing the ive-tor greatly) Lin suspicions were directed by him rightly teward his unknown oorre'sjKirtde'nt. It chauceel that the very morning he hud 1kcii set enlightened ho met Miss Den.il in the pLrk. Ho joined her, as was his wont, and they walke.il on tegether. But Kichanl Owen was no longer in his usual high spirits, and after a while; his companion askeel anxiously if ho waj still suffering from his weundf "No," he said, rather sadly, "my wound is healed, but I um horribly itshamed of myself. I should like to know what you thought ef my disgruce-ful lujnsensc about Miss Leuuax." "What I thought? Well, I thought it rather a good joke-,' she said, blushing. "A joke only! Jf you had let;u Miss Lo max, should I have had a e-hane-ef" eagerly. "I can't really tell what I might have done or said if I hud been Miss Iunux," she un-sweri-d, a little iwrveiusly. 'Ah! Miss Denzil, it was not a joke on my part at all; I vowed that my corre s;io!:dent should Im my wife if pessible; at least, that I would ask her. But in.ste-ad of tho peor rector's daughter I find her an heiress, and she might think mo a fortune; hunter if I told her of my resolution. What can I do?" Miso Den.il's e-yr:; wore on the ground and her che-e ks blushing, but she said softly: "Ask lur!" Anel ho eibeyed. They walked hack to tho hall sometime afterward to tell Mrs. Bell that tho hitherto unwiniuiblo heiress had plighted hand and heart to tho young soldier. "That half je-st was, --(Vr all, tho wi.T-st thing I over uttered,'' said 1 'apt. Owe n; "for unli:;.-; I had told you of my sincere admira tion lefore I knew who you were, I should never have had courage to hint at my love for v-ou, Maiy." "I thought you the most absurd jierson I hael ever seen," said M.ary, laughing; "and 3-et and yet I was pleased, for I saw you le.ally meant that you liked me." They were married a few mouths after ward. Mary Pri-o and John Parker had leon settle-d already iu a cottage 0:1 the estate, and Miss D.mzil had taken care to provide for he r humble friends, for wither.it them, as she used to say, she and her gallant husband would never havo met. "And y et," she would r.ild, "when wo un dertook the correspondene-e of those peor lovers, who could over havo thought what would como of it;" L. Valentine in Home Chimes. An Interest iii; Isyciilegirul Sluely. Nowadnjo it is such an honor to kill a buffalo that whenever a cowlioy sees ono ho chases it in order to bo able to say that ho has "chased bu!Va!o." and if he possi bly can ho shoots it to eleath in onlor that he may carry back to his camp five pounds of lean buffalo hump end havo his name go thundering down the cgej. It would be an iurerc-ting psychological study to determine the exact workings c f iho mind Of a man who is capable of dolihoratsly slaying a noble anim:.l, in tho full knowledge that ho can make no earthly use ef it, but must leave its magnificent skin, it3 beautiful head and several hundred iouuds of ibio flesh to tho miserable coyotes and the destroying elc ineuts. If such an act is not deliberate mur tler, in heaven's name what is it i And yet t here are hundreds of intelligent men who con 1I0 such things, and others wiio can even kill half u dozen tuskless elephants in one forenoon and call it ."snort." William T Iloi-uaday in The Cosmonolitan. A Colored Girl's Xarae. A friend in the south asked a negro girl her name. "Matilda," was the answer. "But that isn't your only name," said the Lady. Thus encouraged the girl glibly reel tel. "Matilela Malvhia Minerva Virginia Victoria Jane." (Here mv memory fails me, for mv frieitd reported the entire number of namc-s ar. i ;.:..) At too end of her recitation I hn gill said proi:iiy: "'!y grandmother named mo." "r.;:t haven't 3"rJ nnv more names than that.'" asked her mischievous intorroeatnr Coas.-ious of having made u f-ir sho.vinr. the girl uw.; puzzled to answer so umr-aial a que-.: ion. At last she'said, slowly: "My grandmother died." Boston Tran script. Father (fa Xew Craze. Conductor ShcMo.u. on the Susmiehannn division, is the father of a new craze. He has a neat little book kept especially for the punch marks of his conductor f rionels. He has over 100 now, all dijTc-rent, and many of the marks are unique. ihey range from the perfect circle, the crescent, the heart and other wed known symbols to birds, rare crosses and moro iut ricate figures. Whenever Mr. Shel don moots a railroad conductor he passes the courtesies of tho day with him and then draws cut his little book. It is eiuite a curios- it v. Albany J ournal. ' Iilanket Slill in Africa. A blanket mill, the first on the African continent, has just been opened at Cajietown, worked by Kaffir pirid who receive twenty- four cents a eiay. The report eif the Kaiping coliiery in north China, made by Kvor.g Yunjr Wang, gives twenty cents as tho daily pay of engine men, fifteen cents for miners, and thirteen cents for door alid switch boys. The cotton and jute mills of Bombay pay their operatives from ten to twelve cents a day. Chicago Herald. A One Armed Uroom Iee'.;ller. r'tejihen McCabo, a New York broom pod Ilo dler, is the Capt. Cuttle of his da v. wears an iron hook in lieu of a missing arm, with which, he says, he can thread a needle, write his name, or carry one end of a pack ing box or trunk. "When I want to write,'' he says, "I unscrew the hook and put my pencil in the hole. To thread a ncedle 1 put a cork in the holo and needle in the cork. I thread tho needle with the other hand." Chicago Herald. Safe Car Couplers. It is probable that in tho next twelve mojiths safe automatic couplers will bo sub stituted fer the perilous "link and pin"' on many roads, and that the mortality caused by the use of the link and pin will be reduced. About 4o0 railroad employes are killed every year in this country while using the old coupler, anel more than 4,000 are severely in jured. Chicago Herald. Mere Luxuries. Young Mr. Waldo Do you look upon a know ledge of Homer and Virgil as essential to or.e's advancement, Miss Breezy ? Miss Breezy Not necejssarily so, Mr. Wahlo. Papa doesnt know one from the other, and yet I suppose he handle's more lard than any two men in Chicago. New York Sun. The Duke of Westminster is brother-in-law to his own daughter. The tl ;i:i;c Mi ejuaiiiy si.-i jj-i. j,. ils 1 0 jm r Will never ho it FETER MERGES. an wuim TORE PARLOR SET! trJua -0 -i&a Par (JO Where a niiiLrnificc nt FUBNI roi: all (ji.as.sk:; or stock of abound. 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