n. a., tiuxj TAcir.- - I 6 & M, B. B. in Nebraska, "MAIN LINK XXFttKHH TRAINS OOlMO WKST. STATIONS : No.l. No. 3. Flsttsmouth ... Oreapolui Coaevrd Codar Crek... Louisville, i.... boutta bend.... Ashland. ... Greenwood .... Lincoln., ..... Hastlnar Bed Cloud McCook Akron Denver tooani y -ao a oi 7:1 p m 7 :2 pm 7:42 p in 7 M pin B :10 pm 8 DO p in 8 :45p m 9 :30 p tn 10:l5sro 3:15am a :3oam e :30 a iii 8 a in 12 :0Gp m 12 45pm 6 :35 p m 6 .-oo p in 10 :0t p in :&A a tn :48 ui 10 KXa m 10 30 a m 10 :47 a m il :oa a m Ar. 11 -.65 p m a i; m Ar. L've Ar. L've Ar. L're Ar. L've Ar. L've Ar. L've IS Ar. L've i lr. I JM p m seopui jBOp n Ar. ) 'Y 1. lupin 2o am Ar. -aoa m Ar. :06 am tirtlKM TRAINS UOJMO KA8T. STATIONS : Ko.X No. 4. Plattamouth.. Oreapolia ... G'ncord Cedar Creek.. I oulavllle outh Bend.. Asbland reenwoed... Lincoln . V... Ar. 6 :10 p ni 4 0 pm Ar. 9:00 am 8 a in 8 Ut5 a m tlf a m 8 :17 a m 8 :06 a m Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. 4 :3 p m tipm 4 iin p m 3 :M p m Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. 7 :4s a m Ar. a as p m Ar. T:Hra Ar. 2pm Ar. L've Ar. L've Ar. L've Ar. L've Ar. L've L've 3 -JO am 7 aioa m 10 :15 p in 10 no p m 6 :66 p in 7:45pra 3 -oo p m lv lpm Ar. 9 -Jo a m L've 10 :10 am Ar. iMin Basting... Red Cloud. McCook.... Akron Denver L've lu Ar. S;Mani L've 4 Cm Ar. I0:4pm L've '0 :55 pm L'vt 1 M6 p m 3 :20 p in 10:66 am U Mam 7 :35 a m Train 3 and 4. numbering 39 and 40 west of ilea noua, run a any exrrp ounuj. K. C ST. JOE A C B. R. R. VOBTH. riattsnioutb....l 4 :50 a m B p m Oreapolls 6K3am t p m La l-latte tat i m : P m Belevue II 28 am 6 6 pin Omaba li e :00 am 6 :M p m STATIONS : OOINU l'lattsmouth.. 9 so a m 8:iopm Oieapolia .... 9 :10 a m 8 :oo p in La iTaite 9 .-00 a m 7 :35 p m Bellevue I 8 -.47 a m 7 :42 p m Omaha... I bu& a m 7 20 p m TIME TABLE Missouri Pacific Railroad. Express leave going OUTH. Express leave going SOUTH. 8.00 a.ni 8,37 " 9.00 " 9.15 9.40 " 9.63 !0.21 " 7.07 p.m. 6.22 a.lii Kreigui leaves going- SOUTH. Qmata Papiliion- Bprtngneld Louis villa Weeping Water. Avoca Dunbar Kansas City 7.40 p.m 8.17 " 8.42 M 8.M " .9.2 ' 9.37 10.07 6.37 a.n. a.52 p. ii 12.50 a. m. 2,o p. n 3.05 " 360 6.00 " 6.45 " 6.45 " lining KOBTU. Oolng NOKTll. Going XOBTU. t. LouJ - - vausa City...-. ' mnbar ITUCX Weeping Water l.uuiviiTe....... priitbfleltl.... rapnliun. -unuuia arrtv 8 52 a.m 8.38 p. m 8.32 p.m 7.67 111 4.24 p.m M " 6.IW XJ3 " 5.18 " 6.n6 j.io a. m 1.01 2.10 2.45 J.Zj ".Otf p. m, 5 44 e.03 Wl . -.0 ' The above Is Jeflerson City time, wbicb Is U tiUAVJkt, AAl) IIEIVAKTVILE Oi 1LA. 1-131 OL'TH .HA1LM. THRIVES. ijo p. m. i a. in. i j.oo a. m. i fun p. m. ( i.uw a in itO p. in. i a in. l i .JU p. m. f p. m. ll.ow a m. DCPARTH I 9.oo a. m. 1 3.oo p. in. j si.oo a. m. J 6.56 p. m. 4.25 p. in 9.uo a. m WIIITIBX. VORTHIEX. OUTHKJUT. OMAHA. WKCrUVU WATKR. KACTOKrVILJ-B. I 8.25 a. m 4.25 p. m. 8.00 a. tu 1.00 p. m Dee. 17. lent. KATKM CUAKUEU FOB OUUEBM. MOSl On order uot exceeding 15 - - - 10 cent Over ili and nt exceeding $3o - 15 cent Ktti - 40 - - 20cenu- -ju - c - - 25 cenl a alnirlo Mnnpv Order mar mcmu. mouiii lroui one cent to Dlty dollars, bui tr.usl not contain a fractional part of a cent. KATK rOR rOdTAOK. Ut clau matter ileitere) 3 Ccuta per hi ounce. 2d " " ruuiuuer raiesj z via per in. ul (Trauoieul Neweproers ami book come unier tbia claM a cent per eacb 2 ounces, itb claa (tnerehauduej 1 cent per ounce. J. W.MAR4HA1X P.M. OfTICXAX D1RXCTORT. CITY DZBXCTOKT. GEOEGE 8.' SMITH. Mayor. ' WILLIAM H.CCSUlti. Xreasurer. J. t. siMrao.N. City Clerk. W1LLLTT fOTTKNUKit. iolice Judxe. K. B. WIN DM AM. City AUorney. V. ft. MUiCfUV, Cbiel of t oUce. P. MuCANN.Oveneervf btreeta. C. KUOLM KK, Cblef of Fire Dept. 8. H. KiCUUO.Su, C'h'n Board oi Health COCMCILXKX. 1st Ward Wm . Herold. H. M. Bons, 2nd Ward J. M. fattersou. J. It. Kalrfleld. 3td Ward M. B. Muri.hy, J. K. MurrUon. 4tn Ward K. D. Lebbboa. P. McCalian. uaooi. BOARD. JESSE B. STRODE. J. W. BARNES. M.A.HABTIUAN Wm. WLMXaiR-STEEN. L. It. BKNKTT. V. V. LEONARD. ?VavMr-JNO. W. MARSHALL. o OOUHTT DLRXCTOST. W. U. NKWELL. County Treasurer. J.W. J EN M.N gj. County Clerk. J. W. cOHNSON. County Judge. K. W. HYRKd. Sberifl. CVKt'S AL1XN. Supt of Pub. Instruction. o. W. FAIRyiELD. County Surveyor. P. P. U AS. Coroner. . VOVVTT COMXU8IONIU. JAMES CRAWFORD. South Bend Precinct. SAM'L R1CUARDSON. Ml Pleasant Precinct. A. H. TODD. Flattsmoutb fatlee "toavlng buslnesa with the Count CommlMloiMM. will ttnd theui in session the First Monday and Tuesday of eaob month., . . V . : 0 - BOARD OF TRADE. FRANK CARKUIH. President. J. A. CONNOR, URNRV BJiCR, Vloe-Prel- dent. -WM. 8, WISE. Secietary. FRRD. OORDKU. Treasurer. Regular meetings of the Board at the Court fiouse.tne nrst Tuesday evening of eacb month. EZ IL Ha IS . J. F. BAUME1STER Furnishe Frerh, Pure JaUk " DEUfEBEO OAl.Y. Special eaUs attended to. and Fresh Milk nv ani . tunuinsa wnen wanted. iy UaTtsijouth niw-s TTSMOrjTB KEBJ C. UCUEL, Proprietor, Flour, Corn Utai 4 Fl 1 J.P.Young, residence. a ttcnneu m uewi. iiore. 9 -U.H. Marpbr Co., 4 Bonner Mtabfes. fi Countv Clerk's offlce.l 6 R. B. Lewi, residence. . - , 7 J. V. Weckbach. tore. 8 Western Union Telegraph office. I. H. Wheeler, residence. 10 D. . Campbell, 14 K. b. Wlndnam, " 16 J no. Waymau, 18 J. W.Jeunlug. " 17 W. 8. Wlpe.onice. 18 Morrlssey Bros., offloe. 19 W K. Carter, store. 20 . W. Fairfield, rtdence. 21 M. B Murphy, " 22 ii, M. Wbeeler ft Co . office. 23 J. P. Taylor, residence. M First National Bank. 25 P. K. Uuflner's office. 24 J. P. Vouqr, store. 28 Perkins House. 't It. W. Hvrs, residence. at Journal office. 32 Fail field's lee omce. 34 IlaitAUD Pun. Co office. 35 J. N. Wine, residence. 34 M. M. Chapman, " 37 W. D. lones, - 38 A. N. Sullivan, " 39 H. K. Palmer, 40 W. 11. Hchlldknecht, office. 41 Sullivan & Wooiey, 42 A. W. McLaughlin, residence. 43 A. Patterson, livery. 44 C. M. Holmes, 45 L. i. Bennett, residence. 46 Geo. 3. Smith, office. . 47 L. A . Moore, flor St. 49 J, W. Barnes, reaidence. 60 R. R. LlvlngHton, olUee, 307 J. V. Weckbach, residence. 336 Chaplain Wright. " 340 W. Ii. Hchlldknecht ' 348 Geo. 8 8mlth, M 350 R, R, Livingston. " 315 C. C. Ballard, The switch board connects Plattsmoulb with iVilQitl A l-llnirti fal..las s-n..M(l K..4V. sTA Aacawj a i a v'U t uiail) VUUUUII il U 14 C ( m I V mont. Lincoln, Omaha Elk horn Htation. rapuuon. npriugneid, lXiuisvlUe South Bend ana waveny. PROFESSIONAL. CARD8. SMITH & BEESOK, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Will practice In all me ivouns in me siaie. omce over nrst tlonal Bank. 4tyl r-LATTSMODTH - NEBRASKA. UU. A. MAE.ISB17M . DEITTIST. Office over Bmlth. Black A Cn'n l)nii Rtnrn First class dentistry at reasonable prices, . 231 y M. MEADE, M. U., - PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. Office on Main Street, between Sixth and Movent h, south side vuiw vrcu uay ana Ulglll 8pecUI attention given to diseases of women M. ODONOHOE ATTORNEY AT LAW & NOTARY PUBLIC Fitzgerald's Block. PLATTSMOUTH, - NEBRASKA Agent for Steamship lines to and from Europe, dl2w521y K. K. LIVI.UHTO., 91. PHYSICIAN & BURORON. OFF! E HOURS, from 10 a. m.. to 2 p. oi.- 1K. H. 3IlI.I.Kit. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEOX. Can be found by calling at his office, corner 7th talk. I If.in U-knt i.. I t, ir... ..." . tb.cwc, iu tf.u. vvaicruian s uouse PLATTSMOUTH. NEBRASKA. J AH. H. UfATHEWM ATTORNEV AT LAW. Office over Baker ft Atwood's store, south side w u.wu uc.nccu ULU uu DIU Bireeie. 2ltl HTROUC A ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Will practice in all VVVUIU IU LUC ULdkC. District AtUtmey aiul Notary Public. WHiL J4. WISE, COLLECTIONS H ZII. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Real Estate. Fire In urauce and Collection Agency. Office-Unlo. lock. Plattsinouth Nebraska. 22m3 . H. 1VHEKLEB dt CO LAW OFFICE Real Rotate, Fire and Lite , durance Agents. Plattsniouth, Nebraska lv lectors, tax -payers. Have a complete aberr.i. .1 uties. Buy and sell real e-tate, negth.' JAMES K. JltrRRlSOX, ATTORNEYATfLAW. J&gJSggb nd adjoining Counties ; gives ?pecia:attent...i Mtr'iiiH0 an,d a?91'" f title. Office ii HUgerald Block, PlatUmouth, Nebraska. J. C. 5EVTUERRY, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. (Lis his office In the front part of hi residence u Chicago Avenue, where ne n ay be found in -adiness to attend o the dui.ia of the of lce 47tf. BOBEBT B. WISDHAM, Notary Public ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office over Carruth's Jewelry Store, t'iatt-smouth. - - - . Nebraska. M. A. HARTIGAN. Ia A W Y E It . Fitzokralo'r Block. Plattsmouth Hkh Prompt an! careful attention to a general !-aw Practice. A. II. SULLIVAN, Attorney and ICounselor at-Law. OFFICE In th Union Block, front room second story, sonti. Prompt attention given t U basin . mar25 BOYB & LARSEN, Contractors and Builders. Will give estimates on all kinds of work. Any orders left at the Lumber Yards or Post Office will receive promot attention Heavy Truss framing, for barns and large buildings a specialty. For refeience apply to J. P. Young, J. V. Wee Ox-it or ft. A Watnr man ft Son. d Aw Dr. C. A. Marshall (Successor to Clutter ft Marshall.) Preservation of natural teeth a specialty. Teeth extracted ivithout pain by use of , Laughing Gas. All work warrsnttd. Prices reasonable. Fitzokrald Block, - Plattsmocth.Nkb a. I. AGENCY FIRE fflSDBANGE GO'S: CITY, of London. QUEEN, of Liverpool FIREMAN FUND, of California EZPREESS COMPANIES AMERICAN EXPRESS CO., -WELL'S FARQo A OOC EXPRESS-'-OfflnoU RockwVW filock, wlU oVtingpa St$ OAPT. JOHIT EHI0S30ir. A Oreat .Man at Xintyr T71io Hm Been Doing: Bsmarkable Ttxingv All Ills Life. ' Milwaukee Sentinel. If. in ret1r to the aueatioa as to who is the most remarkable of living men one should name CapL John Ericsson, wbou eigbtieta blrthday was celebrated at his bona in W w York last Tuesdaj, it would not be difficult to npport the claim by strong evidence. . oor tainlr be Is the greatest of unknown menw cf men whose names are not familiar in every household. John Ericsson is generally known as "an inventor who drew the plans for the Monitor." The many great facts of his life are not in common recollection. For seventy year he has been doing remarkable things, which have had a revolutionary effect on ac cepted systems. lie was born In Sweden, and before he was 11 years old bo bad pro duced a sawmill whose ingenious construction challenged the admiration of . experienced men, and had designed a pumping engine which received the approval of the president of the Goths Ship Canal company. Many of the important works on this canal were con structed from drawings made by Ericsson be-, fore he(was 15 years old.- While still a boy he invented a flame engine whlcn worked up to ten-horse power. At the age of . 23 be went to England, where be invented numer ous engines, the principles of which are still applied; apparatus for. making salt 'from brino; mechanism for propelling boats on canals ; a variety of motors actuated by steam or hot air; a hydrostatic weighing machine, for which he received a prize; an instrument now in use for taking soundings;' a file -cut-' ting machine and various others. He nrst applied the principle of centrifugal fan-blow ers in use on most steam vessels. - Ericsson first introduced into a locomotive built by him the principle of artificial draft, to which we are indebted for the develop ment of the modern ' 'railway"', system.' Stephenson's sharpest competitor for. tbo prize of 1839 was John Ericsson who, in the short period of seven weeks, invented and built an engine wbicb ran at the rate of thirty miles an hour, Stephenson's making only Ui miles. The London Times of fifty-four years ago says the speed oi the other engines was surpassed by that of John Ericsson. It is impractioftble to even mention in a newspa-' per article the various important inventions of this great man. He drew the first plan for a steam Are engine forty-three years ago.' He constructed a caloric engine which attracted tbo attention cf the scientific world and which carried a vessel over the) Atlantic and back. The world owes the introduction of tho screw propeller to Ericsson. After demonstrating the utility of the screw to the British admiralty, Ericsson was compelled to come to America to secure a just recognition. His invention, the iloai tor, which enabled the United States to place itself on a naval footing at an important crisis in the war, was offered to Napoleon III. in 1854. It is interesting to think of this great man who built an engine which rivaled that of Stephenson fifty-four years ago working to day at inventions which promise to revoution ize naval warfare; the man who nearly seventy years ago drew important plans for a canal, and sixty-eight years ago made the drawing of the famous Sunderland iron bridge, now devoting twelve hours a day every day in the year to his professional work. The monument erected in Sweden in honor of John Ericsson and his brother Nils, the great railway engineer, declares that "their way through work to knowledge and lasting fame is open for every Swedish youth." John Ericsson's way is open only for the youth of towering genius such as the world rarely owns. But! his life is still an example. He has recognized that work is the end of the best existence. He does not overwork, be abuses neither his mind nor his body, but be uses both systematically and splendidly. A Kew Method of -Waiting for the Train. Cleveland Express. The night of the Fourth was a busy one for hotel -keepers. A great number of excursion ists were unable to leave for their respective homes, causing the hotels to be crowded to their utmost capacity, thereby inconvenienc ing a number of strangers who were far away from their firesides, without a place to rest their aching bones. The park was alto gether too public for a respectable granger, and all sorts of schemes were resorted to, but an ingenius citizen from one of the neighbor ing towns struck upon a scheme which should forever render him famous and cause his name to be banded down to posterity. Just before the departure of the 12:30 o'clock Woodland avenue car he approached the con ductor and asked the following question: "How long before you stop running these 'ere cars?" "We run them all night," replied the con ductor. "How often do they leave the end of the route!" "Every hour." "Will you change the cars any?" "No." "Well, now, let's figure. You leave here 12:30; from the other side of the road you start at 1, then you leave here at 1:30; from now on till 5 o'clock in the morning you make nine trips, and you charge five cents for a trip. I believe five times nine is forty-five, isn't it!" Here is a half a dollar, give me five cents change, and wake me up at 5 o'clock, for I want to take the train that leaves early in the morning." The astonished conductor took the money gave the man his change, and in less time than the twinkling of an eye the ingenious stranger made himself comfortable in one corner of the car, and before it started on its Journey be was in the land of dreams. Plaatatlsm PklloMpayv Arkansaw Traveler. Yer doan' often find cruelty among fowls. Do henjs always kind ter de step-chicken. Dar's such a thing as bein' too brave. Ef de trout wat so game he wouldn't be half so liable ter get cotch. De smooth taUrin' man aint alien de most entertain in'. De plain clapboard lasts longer den de sawed plank. In all life de middle condition is de bes. A man feels 'bout as bad arter he's eat too much as he does when he's hungry. D man what can do a thing an' won't, ain't so deservin' ob kind words as de man what wanster do ometbin' an' cant. Ambition widout energy aint wuf a ceut. Terrors mt the Telephone. Ingham (Mich.) County News. Several comical things have occurred since our citizens begun to form the acquaintance of the great talking medium. Two ladies from the country who observed with surprise the closely-clipped hair of CU Q. Parkhurst, were filled with surprise and awe when he gravely told them that his sad capillary con dition was occasioned by the anger of a Jack son man, who, not liking the tone of his tele phonic conversation, reached into the ma chine and "matched him baldbeaded" by tel ephone. Another lady put space between herself and the ''machine" while her husband conversed. She was afraid "the thing would go off," and she did not want both beads of the fiunily killed at once. Aladr conn bvi talking with Lansing. She screamed into ' ta ear of the instrument at the top of he.- -feeble voice. When asked why so much noise, she explained that she supposed she must speak load enough to be beard at Lan sing, but it didnt seam as if sho could possi bly do it. . . -: - Why They. Oeeltsae. j . Dr. William A. Hammond says that toe reason why life - insurance companies decline to iwue policies to women is because of wo man's inability to be exact in regard to ber age, in .regard to the diseases she mAy have had, in regard to. her mode of her life, and in regard to otter Kfttders Ul which cxactoa is ..IK. K Ma all Hand sus.4- Haw:. te -Malay Thesn-Hew laqaeealag Iajaree the Kiaaeklee, . i ' Chicago Tribune. "Small hands," said one of the salesladies. ; at a Twenth-third street store, "are pientirui in New York, but there are many fashion able ladies who have never done a day! work in their lives who have large bands, al though tbey may be shapely and white." j "What lady among your customers has the smallest bands!" queried the reporter. "Well, I don't know that I can tell exactly. There i one lady who comes here regularly twice a mouth for gloves. Sho can wear a byi easily, but she always insists on squeezing her hands Into a No. 5, which makes them look mi)Bliapen." "What is considered a small baud V "Well, a hand that wears a No. C glove or a 6 is considered small No. C or K are fair sized; but any larger sized glove is well, isn't desirable. "People wearing smaller gloves than No. 0 are as unusual as ladies who wear No. 12 shoos." "Does a thin or fat hand look best when gloved F - "Oh, a thin hand, by all means. WTiy, a band that is jositively repulsive when un gloved looks ever so mnch smaller and very shapely in a tight-fitting kid. You know thai undressed kid gloves fit more perfectly than the dressed kid. They cling to the hand, and the tips of the fingers fit smoothly. Another thing about gloves which is of interest to the ladies is this: If a lady has very long fingers, let her never get a glove with fingers as long as her own, or tho hands will look very largo. It is curious, but true. Long fingers look beautiful on tho ungloved hand, but not pretty at all in gloves." "Is there any other way of making tho hands appear smallt" "Yes, several. One way is to wrinkle tho glove about the wrist. A tight, plain sleeve Is very trying to a large hand, you know, like low heels to a long foot." ; The reporter sauntered into a chiropodist'! on Fourteenth street to get his ideas on bands. "Finger nails," said he, "are the greatest gi ve.away on people who pretend to true blood. In every case I can warrant you the hand is a true index to character. Why, the electricity in people's bands is remark able. ' Some ladies whose nails I beautify (for $1 : you know), why, they send shocks righl through me; regular electric batteries, I can tell you. But to come down to solid fact, a homely nail spoils the ha nd, no matter how beautiful it may be otherwise." '."What do you consider a perfect nailT asked the reporter. "Just this, sir. A long, oval-sliaped nail, coming half way down between the top of the finger and the first joint; and to be cut properly tho top end should be exactly the same shape as the upper part of the nail a perfect o val ; and it should grow no longer or shorter th-in just to come to the tip of the finger." "But I notice," said tho reporter, "that many ladies and gentl emen wear their nails Very long and cut to a narrow point." "Barbarous, sir, simply barbarous. If they only knew how much like a bird's claws such nails looked they would stop it. But it is useless to fight against fashion. One might as well try to coax tho sun to stop rising ." A prominent doctor in this city told the re porter that a great many women, and men too, poisoned themselves by using powder for their hands, or similar mixtures. "The best thing in the world," said he, "and also the simplest for making the bands white, is Indian meal and glycercino. If the hands are washed in the meal twice a day and then glycerined, it is almost impossible for them not to be white and smooth.'" A fashionable girl said to the reporter: "You can say if you want to, and if you promise faithfully not to give even an idea of my name, that it is dangerous to let any one squeeze your hand too often or too hard, as it enlarges the knuckles more than you would imagine. Just look at my right hand. Now at this pretty left one." The reporter was conviuc ed. The Story of a Sew Bonanza. Virginia City (Nev.) Enterprise. - "Some time ago," says The Fresno Exposi tor, "we made mention of the discovery of a remarkable lode of gold and silver-bearing quartz near the summit of the Sierras, in this county. At that time we stated the lede was 200 feet and three miles long. About three weeks ago, Professor Beck, of New York, who was tho discoverer of the lode, accom panied by C. C. Pearce, John Besore, and Nelson Kirk, stalled from Fresno flats for the purpose of making a more thorough in vestigation of the find. Tho party has re turned and made a marvellous report. In stead of a ledge 200 feet wide they report that it is nothing less that a mountain of precious metal. Mr. Pearce, one of the party, stated to an Expositor reporter that ho had been mining and prospecting for thirty years, and that be had never seen anything that would approach this find in extent or rich ness. He says there are hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of ore in sight. So extrava gant are his statements that; were he not well vouched for as a man of , truth and veracity, we would be obliged to doubt this statement. He describes this bonanza as be ing apparently the crater of an extinct vol cano. It lays at an altitude of about 1S,000 feet above the sea level, and towers up a solid mass of gold and silver-bearing quartz over 1,000 feet thick and 1,590 feet above the surrounding valleys. A Corns tocker to whom we read the above has become much excited about the find. He is going for a "controlling interest. He declares it is just what be has been bunting for for years. He says he already has a plan for - working the de posit. He will fill up the old crater with charcoal and coke, and as soon as he gets the whole mountain red-hot will tap it at the bottom, draw off the molten gold and silver through ditches, and spread is out over all the Frensno flats until it is cool enough to di vide np into sections and half and quarter sections, when be will invite settlers. - The Head Reenter. Texas Siftings. . Johnny Fizzletop bad been over to the house of a neighbor. Colonel Percy Yer ger. "Well, Johnny," asked . Major Fizzletop, "did you have a nice time over at Colonel Yerger'sP "Oh, yes, I had a nice time, and, pa, they are going to have cabbage for dinner." "Haven't I told you forty time that you must never repeat what you have heard at people's houses !" "But, pa, I didn't hear anything about the cabbage, I smelled it with my nose." A BMssaple l'est office. Chicago Times. The simplest postofUce in the world is in Magellan straits, and has been established there for many years. It consists of a small cask, which is chained to the rocks of the ex treme cape In the straits, opposite Terra del Fuego. Each passing ship sends a boat to open the cask and- take letters out and place others in it. The postofflce is self-acting, therefore it is under the protection of all the navies of all nations, and up to the present time there is not a - single case to report in which any abuse of the privileges it affords bag taken place. - The Growth efNaJla. Cincinnati Enquirer. i Among the proofs that are adduced that nails are nothing more than somewhat al tered parts of the skin is the fact that they are made np like the scarf-skin of flattened scales, while the younger parts.'' just like the younger cells of the outer skin, are rounder and softer. But the frog family furnish toe best proof of all, for with them the skin is merely thickened at the ends of the different digits. Instances have been observed of -nails growing on the stumps of amputated fingers, and when the coffin containing the corpse of the great Napoleon ' was opened loqg after bis death at St. Helena his toe-nails bad grown clear through his ,boot and hit half gtut& through the- chink j of tt cefiln, - A HOT VELSIOJ rC7TD. The OeeuMffae ro"a BeeeaUy Dls covered Aaieleat Maamaerlpt, London Letter in New York Sun. A Mr. Sbapira, from Jerusalem, a book tiler and dealer in antiquities, lias just de posited in the British museum fifteen slli of black sheepskin leather on which are written, in character similar to those on . the cele brated Monti te stone, portions of the Book of Deuteronomy differing materially from tbo received version. The date of the slips is the ninth . century before Christ, or sixteen cen turies older than any authentic niantucript of any part of the Old Testament. Mr. Sbapira bought them from an Arab, and he asks for them . f 5, 000, 000 from the British museum. If genuine, the interest and im portance of the discovery cannot lie over rated; and, so far as variations in the sacred text are concerned, there is prombe of one of the greatest controversies that scholars have ever entered upon. Tho decalogue furnishes a good example for comparison with the re ceived version. I quote from the Sbapira record: IamOod. thy God. which liberated thee from the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage. Ye shall have no other Gods. Ye shall not make to yourselves any graven image nor any ' likeness that Is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that Is in tie waters under the earth. Ye shall not bow down to the in nor serve them. I am God. your God, sanctify. In six day I have made the heaven and the earth, and all that there is therein, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore rest thou also, thou and thy cattle, and all that thou bast. I am God, thy God. Honor thy Father and thy mother. I am God, thy God. Thou shalt not kill the person of thy brother. I am God; thy God. Thou shalt not com mit adultery with tho wife of thy noighlor. I am God, thy God. Thou shalt not steal the property of thy brother. I am God, thy God. Thou shalt not swear by my name falsely, for I visit the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of those who take my name in vain. I am God, thy God. Thou shalt not boar false witness against thy brother. I am God, thy God. Thou shalt not covet his wife, or his man servant, or his maid ser vant, or anything that is his. I am God, thy God. Thou sbalt not hato thv brother in thy heart. I am God, thy God. Tho-to ten words God spake. Dr. Ginsburg, the eminent Semetic scholar, to whom Mr. Gladstone has just given - toward tho production of his work on the Masorah, has deciphered tho above, and is busy completing a translation and determin ing on behalf of tho museum the genuineness of tho fragments. Do We Waist a Navy ff New York Graphic. Possibly, after all, wo do not need a navy. At least, one composed of tho regular fashion of big war ships. Invention is always mov ing. Man's skill is always devising means and ways to develop something superior to the skill of those who have devised before him. Great war ships, though plated with iron and armed with tho greatest guns, throwing shot equal iu weight to ' ae can nonades used in the sea fights of 100 years ago, are not the ultimate of maritime aggres sive skill.. New explosives are continually coming to the front, and so are now methods of using them. Ericsson revolutionized the world's navies by that "cheese box on a raft," and the mind is so fertile in this species of in vention is active and working yet. Down tho bay at a Staten Island wharf lies another uncouth craft, resembling a dry goods box afloat. Yet this ugly creature is capable of creeping up to the strongest ship afloat in all her majesty and spitting from its awkward bow a dart of terrific power, which, like a thunderbolt ploughing its way under water, shall strike tho opposing hull and tear it to pieces. A half do. n men by such means may send a thousand to death. The cost of this craft need not be much over that of an ordinary tug-boat. It involves no naval pomp or circumstance, no graceful curves or "bellying sails," nor any of those characteristics which have in. time past em bellished the sea fight with romance and beauty. The age is growing prosiac lu its modes of killing, but more deadly. The sword, so powerful in the era of chivalry, is now re tained in actual warfare . but - as a symbol. This itself is the prophecy of what is coming and what must come. In every country the show and glitter, the "fuss and feathers" of war, are being gradually dono away with, and in its place a plain, homely, monotonous garb is substituted, more practical, less cum brous and better suited to tho real business in hand. As with the showy uniform of a re cent past, so it may be with tho imposing man-of-war. Sho may find her superior in the compass of a canal boat. Science bus no regard for appearances. The graceful bow and quiver of the archer had to give way to the awkward but more deadly musket. War means killing, and whatever kills quickest and the greatest number in the shortest time will be seized upon with avidity. Worse Than a Thunderbolt. Rochester Post-Express. "So you were struck by lightning, were you?" asked a visitor of a hospital atient. "Yes," wearily replied the poor fellow, who seemed not long for this world, "but that was a good many years ago." "Oh, 1 understood that your present condi tion was caused by a thunderbolt.' ? "No, not exactly. I asked a little fat man the question, 'Is it hot enough for you f Thun derbolts I wish it had been." Try It and Be Convinced.! Burlington Hawkeye. . A crocodile shuts its jaws with a force of 1,540 pounds. If you don't believe it, get in and weigh it when it comes down. WANTED A JOKE. Bob. Burdette. Give me a pair of scissors ! Hand me the dic tionary I Bread bred; that's good. No, I've used that before. O solemn humor how dost thou afflict me? My jokes look blue. This one. about the cu cumber Is too much like the one about the apple. What fearful puns 1 made upon the fair Fair, fare; '.'fair maids and hardly fair;" two kinds of fair. What can I write! A joke! I will, about a man Beating a carpet. No, a woman throwing a stone. No, no; about a man falling down stairs By stepping on a ping of laundry soap; Alas! I hato this dismal funny business . My memory has a thousand several jokes. And every joke hath been told several times. And all the boys condemn me for. my jokes As being, at least, acacissory to their theft. Methougbt the ghosts of all the various jokes That I had ever heard, or read, or made, Came to my desk, and every one did show A genealogical record running back,'' Without a break, four hundred thousand ears, every one among them wore the. ac cursed brand Of the blue-pencil dude. Another Telephone Claimant. Popular Science Monthly. Prof. Thompson's book, which treats ex haustively the early history of the telephone, is, therefore, not only of scientific but of social interest and importance. It establishes beyond honest doubt or question, by histori cal evidence, by the reproduction of original documents and illustrations, and by the pub lic records of scientific bodies, that Phillip Re is discovered the electric transmission of speech in 1S0O-61; that he elaborately described-and exhibited his telephone in 1861; that be invented transmitting and receiving instruments, which not only talked then and talk now, bet wbicb .include the essential principles of transmitters. avnd receivers now in uso.- That an invention so important, made In the heart of Germany, should not have been instantly perfected and utilized would surprise us in this-country, if history did not abundantly teach that inventions complete in themselves often lie . sterile until the favorable season and -soil are found for their ccsuB&rcial odoptioo d4ve!opnen r . ' . 'i C02&FX.STE Livery, and Sale Stable. RIGS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION MY OR NIGHT. 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