n. n. rran tapijs. L B & U, E.R. in Nebraska, MAIN LINK EXTBES TIIAIKS Gel NO WET. STATIONS j NO. 1. Sio. 3. Ilittumoulb .... OreapolU Concord ...... . Cedar Creek... LouUrllle Boutb Bend AatiUnd. ... Greenwood .... Lincoln Hftdlnga. Bed Cloud McCook 9 :00 a in V:wim 9 t33 a III 0 :4H u m JOMftBI 10 iO) ft m 10 ;47 a ni C :55 p in 7;i.' p m 'pm 7: p in 7 p in 8 :10 pin 8!J0Pin 8:45 pm 0 :."V) p m 10 si 5 p m 3:15 am 3 Jo a in 6 JO a m iMim 12 tU6p m 12 :25 p III 6 U15 p in 6 p in 10 :00 p m 11 :03 am Ar. II JGFt V ID Ar. I.'vo Ar. L'vo Ar. L're Ar. L're Ar. L've I.VO 12 JO p HI At. 4 L'vo 4 :3i did r. 6 JU p (M CO) put JUOD U Ar. .) L've l. lupin Akron. Ar. 20 am m in Denver Ar. ft Ar. Exrafun TRAINS OOINO CAST. STATION'S : No. 2. No. 4. Hat ta mouth.. Oreapolls .... Oticord.. -.. Cedar Creek.. Loulsvill boutb Bend... bland Green woed ... Ar. S :10 p m 4 -M p in t :35 p m 4 rrJ p m 4 pm 3 JUS p tn 3 M p m Ar. Ar. Ar, Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. 9 :oo a m 8 :V a ! 8 :33 a in 8 :'J5 a iii 8 :I7 a in 8 :05 a in 7 :4 a in Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar. Aj. Ar. 3 :11 p m Ar. 7 Jlam Lincoln . Uastlrgs Bed Cloud.... McCook Akron Denver lAr. 2 p Ar L've Ar. i.'ve Ar. L've Ar. L've Ar. 3 JO am 7 :0 a tn 10 -.15 p in 10 Jo p m 6 :55 p 111 7 :5 p III 3 1)0 p 11) 3 20 p 111 10 A a in 11 5 a ni 7 J5 a m L,'vo 2 i P Ar t-ill L've 10 :10 a Ar. L'vo !5 a Ar. a; L've 4 .0! a Ar. 10 .43 D L've '0 :p L'vo L'v 1 :05 p m, L've Train 3 and 4. numboimu 39 and 40 west of Bed Cloud, run daily except Sunday. K. C. ST. JOE & C B R. R. E3PKK8S TRAINS OOINQ 2COKTU. STATIONS i IMattsmoutb... Oreapolu la r-Iatte...... Be levue Omaha 8TATI0NS : 4 050 K m 6 3 a in A :ll a m 6 a a ui 6 :00 a m 6pm C :7 p m 0 :ll P in 6 : J6 p in 6 jo p in EXrBEaS TRAINS GOINU SOUTH. Flattstnoutb . Oreapolls .... La Finite .... Belle vue ... Omab a. . . . 9 20 a m 9 :io a m 9 ion a ni ri7 a m b u5 a in 8 :10 p in 8 :00 p m 7 J5 p ill 7 :42 p ni 7 :20 p in Tine TARLK tfiAsouri I'aciOc Railroad. Express leaves going SOUTH. Express leaves going BOUTH. Freigui leaves going SOUTH. 7.40 p.m 8.17 A2 " 8.59 " 9.24 9.37 10.07 6.37 a.m bJH p.m 8.oo a. in. 8.37 " 9 00 9.15 9.40 " 9.63 " 12.50 a. m. Paputiuu..... hpriogfleld Louiavllle Weeplns Water. Avoca Dunbar Kaunas City Bt. IjonU 2.0O p. Ih. 3.05 350 -6.00 6.45 " 6.45 " 10.21 " 7.07 p.m. 6.22 a.m. Joint; NORTH. KOKTI1. U Jjonim - - 52a.m 8.32 p.m. inna-CUV 8..-Wp.in 7.57 A.UL .unbar 5.10 a-in 4.24 p.m. tvoca. 5 45 .M Weeping Witter. 6.03 6.o " tLouUviile 6Ki - 6.33 " Hprinjtfleld Ml - Jarmtion.. 1:M " Jhr.k arrive 8.00 - .ft5 ! 1.01 p. ni. 2.10 " 2.45 3.5o " 6.J5 7.0 " 1 In above Is .re!leriun City time, which is 14 me faster tlian Omaha time. JIVAL ASU PEPAKTinE OF PLATlhJI'I'TH MAIM. ARRIVES. TM p. m. I 9.30 a. m. I DEPARTS I 9.00 i. lu. I 3.00 p. lu. j :.o a. ni. 1 6.56 p. m. 4. p. ui 9.00 a. m j 8.25 a. ni. 4.25 p. ni. 8.00 a. ni 1.00 p. m EASTERN. I. 00 p. m. t A.M m mm 7j5o p. m. u.'o a m. I 7.34) p. m. 1 4.00 p. tn. II. 00 a m. WESTERN. NORTHERN. SOUTHERN. OMAHA. W K EPI NO WATER. yACTORVVILLE. Dee. 17, isi. KATES CUABUEU FOB OKUEBH. On orders not exceeding 15 - -Over 15and nwt exceeding 30 - -" $30 " 840 - 10 cents 15 ceutu 20 cents 25 cents A single Monev Order may ijc. imniint (mm one rent to fiXtV dollars. ..11 but must not contain a fractional part of a cent. BATES FOB POSTAGE. 1st class matter (letters) 3 cents per ounce. 2,1 " (Publisher's rates) 2 cts per lb. 3d - (Transient Neweproers and books come uuier this class) cent per each 2 ounces. Itb class (merobandme) l cent per ounce. . V. Marshal.!, P. JL OrriCIAX DIRECTORY. C1TT DIRECTORY. GEORGE H, SMITH. Mayor. WILLIAM H. t'l'SHLNU, Treasurer. J. l. BlMrsOA, Cy Clerk. WILLtTT lo'lTE OElt. Police Judse. B. B. WINDHAM, City Attorney. P. B. MUKPHY, Chief of Police. P. MoCANN. Overseer of Streets. C. KXEHNKK, Chief of Fire Dept. S. H. KiCUMONu, Ch'n Board o Health COUNCILMEN. 1st Ward Wm . Herold, U. M. Bons, 2nd Ward J. M. Patterson. J. H. Fairfield. 3rd Ward M. B. Murphy, J. K. Murrlson. 4tb Ward P. D. Lehnhoff. P. McCallan. SCHOOL BOARD. JESSE B. 8TBODE. J. W. BARNES. M. A. HABTIO 4.N Wm. WINTERaTEEN. L, D. BENNETT, V. V. LEONARD, 7itmaterJXO. W. MARSHALL. o COCNTr DIRECTORY. W. 1L NEWELL, County lreasurer. J.W. JEN.N INtid, County Cicrk. J, W. OHNSON. County Judge. K. W. HVEhU. Sherifi. CYRCS AXION, Sup't of Pub. Instruction. G. W. FAIRFIELD, County Surveyor. r. P. GA3i. Coroner. COUNT COMMISSIONERS. JAMES CRAWFORD. South Bend Precinct. SAM'l. RICHARDSON. ML Pleasant Precinct. A. H. TODD, Piattsinoutb hkitles having - business with the County CommlMlonvis, will find them in session the Klnt Monday and Tuesday of eacb month. o BOA RI OF TRADE. FRANK CARRUT11, President. J. A. CONNOR. HENRY B.ECK, Vice-Presidents. WM. 8, WISE, Secietary. FBED. GOB DEB, Treasurer. RMrniar meetings of the Board at the Court House. the first Tuesday evening of each month. J. F. BAUME1STER Fnmlsnes Fw, Ture Ibilk DELITEBCD DA1LT. Special calls attended to, and Fresh Milk from same furalbd when wanted. ly LATTSMOUTH MILLS TTSMOUTH NEB, Proprietor. Fltur, Corn Mai & Fftd PlsttMaonth Telephone Exehanre. 1 J. P. Younpt, residence. 2 Bennett & Lewis, storr. 3 M. B. Murphy & Co., 4 Bonner Ktables. D Coanty Clrk's offlce. 0 E. B. Lewi, residence. 7 J. V. Weckbach, store. 8 Wentcrn Lnioii relgraph omre, 9 1). II. Wheeler, residence. 10 1 1. . Campbell, " 14 K. U. WlnJnani, " 15 Jco. Wayuian, " IS J. W. JhiiiiIuk. " 17 W. S. Wise, ulllce. 18 Morrlfuiey Bros., office. 19 W K. Carter, store. 20 O. W. Fairfield, re I 1 en co. 21 M. B Murphy, 22 D. II. Wheeler & Co . ofllce. 23 J. P. Taylor, rpsldence, 24 Flmt National Bank. 25 P. K. Runner's ofHee. W .1. P. YounK, store. 28 Perkins House. 2 R. W. llyr. renluenee. 31 .luunial office. 32 Fail field's ice office. 34 Hkkai.d Pub. Co office. 3' J.N. Wine, residence. 36 M. M. Chapman, " 37 W. D. lonea, a A. N. Sullivan, " 39 H. K. Palmer, 40 W. II. bcliildkoecht. office. 41 Sullivan & Wooiey, 42 A. W. McLauglilio. residence. 43 A. Patterson, livery. 44 C. M. Holmes, " 45 L. D, Bennett. residence. 46 iieo. t. Smith, oftlce. 47 L. A. Moore, florst. 49 J, W. Barnes, residence. 60 R. R. Llviiiuton, office, 307 J. V. Weckltacli, residence. 335 Chaplain WriRht, 340 W. 11. bcblidkuecht 346 Ceo. M Hinltli, " 350 It. R, LivliiK"ton. ' 315 C. C. Ballard, The switch board connects Plattsmouth with I.lilnnJ A .-II..!.. , .t il .... v moDt. Lluc4lo. Omaha Klkhorn Ktatlon. Papmion. opriuKneld, iAuisvllle South Bend and waveriy. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. C A. MARSHALL, DENTIST, (Successor to Clutter & Marshall.) Preservation of natural teeth a s eclalty. L'ses Nitruus Oxide (ias. Offlce lu PitZKerald Block, - liattsinoutli. Neb, SMITH & UEESO.V, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Will practice In all the Courts In the state. Office over Fl ret Na tional Bank. 4yl PLATTSMOUTH - NEBRASKA. 1U. A. HALISBUB V. DENTIST. ytlice over Smith. Black & Co's. Drue Store First class dentistry at reasonable prices, 231 y JI. SIKAIIK, 91. .. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. Offlce on Main .street, between Sixth and Soventh, south side umce open uay anu aignt COUNTY PH V8ICIAX. Special attention given to diseases of women anu ciiuuren 2ltl M. O DONOHOE ATTORNEY AT LAW & NOTARY PUBLIC. Fitzgerald's Block. PLATTSMOUTH. - NEBRASKA Agent for Stcnmslilp lines to and from Europe dl252ly It. K. L1VIXUMTUX, 31. f PHYSICIAN & SURGEON. OFFI HOURS, from 10 a. m., to 2 p. ni. cxamui.r.c aurgeon lor u. . pension. DR. H. 3I1L.L.K11, PHYSICIAN 4ND SURGEON, Can be found by calling at his office, corner 7ti and Main Streets, in J. U. Waterman's house. PLATTSMOUTH. NEBRASKA. JAM. H. 3IATIIEWM ATTORNEY AT LAW. JUic-e over Baker et At wood's store, south sil 01 Main between 6th and tth streets. 21tf J. B. MTKOUK. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will practice in a me Courts in the Mate. District ALLoriity and Xutary Public. WDib M. WISH. COLLECTION'S H. S2i:C2HZ.2 2. ATTORNEY AT UW. Real F-state. Fire lu urauce and Collection Agency. Office Unlo. block. Plattsmouth Nebraska. 22m3 i. h. viiki:l.kk a. co. LAW OFFICE. Beal Estate, Fire and Lilt 1 snrance Agents. Plattsmouth, Nebraska. Ci -lectors, tax -payers. Have a complete abtrat 01 titles. Buy aud sell real estate, ueg )tia plans, tie. is 1 K. iUUBlSOSi, Notary Public. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Wl prastlce id Ca. ud adjoining Counties ; gives rpecia:atteoti ; to collections and abstracts of title. Office 1 Fitzgerald Block. Plattsmouth, Nebraska. I7yl J. C AC1VDERRY, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE Has his offlce in the front part of his residence on Chicago Avenue, where ne may be found ii readiness to attend 1.0 the duties of the 01 flee. 47tf. ROBERT II. VI1HIAM, Notary Public ATTORNEY AT LAW. Offlce over Carruth's Jewelry Store. Plattsmouth. - Nebrask M. A. HARTIGAIM, L A W Y E B . Fitzgerald's Block, Plattsmouth Nk- Prompt and careful attention to a generx Uw Practice. A. H. SULLIVAN. Attorney and - Counselor at-Law. OFFICE In the Union Black, front roonv second story, sous Prompt attention given t all business . mar25 BOYL & LARSEW, Contractors and -Builders. Will give estimates on all kinds of work. Any orders left at the Lumber Yards or Post Office will receive promot attention Heavy.;Tniss FrmingK for barns and large buildings a specialty. For refetencw apply to J. P. Young, J. V. Wee Dili or U. A Water man & Son. dw C. A. WRSSlEY & CO'C DEST lit THE MARKET. Mado OXjLYot Vegetable Oil and 1'ure Ueel Tallow, To Induce housekeepers to giTe this Soap a trial, with each bar nri rrr TABLE NAPKIN Thi3 offer l'i made for a short time only and should tx. taken advantage of at ONCE. We WARRANT this Soap to do more wash In? with creator ease than any soap in the market. Ii has no EQUAL for use in hard and cold water. rYOUR GROCER HAS IT. CLA.WrisleyCo. ESans'aoturers 9f Standard Caumlr n Tolfat Ccn94 . . , "MARY JANE." A Characteristic Letter Alxut Old Bachelors, 0 aa Wollfl, etc. 'Mary Jano-1 in Louiville Courier-JoiiniaL I also omittod to moution another iroinJ ncnt feature in SteuU'iiviUe. This is social and easily remediable, Lut it stays just the same all the year around. I refer to old bachelors. The town is full of them, and I never saw a town in which there were girls better adapted in every way to destroy bach elorhood. They are sensible, practical, eco nomical, smart, good-looking and well-fixed, and yet the bachelor thrives. They are great beaux, too, and the way they mode eyes at me and even tried to squeeze my hand "for old acquaintance sake," they said, was some thing blood-curdling. I don't like bachelors. They ore one of the few things tho great Creator never made a place for, and their lives, usually, are as aimless as a gun without a sight. "What are you growling about T said Dickey. "You are an old maid." "I know it," said I, "and I'm proud of it. But old maids are usef uL Thoy can help the world along in various ways, and some of the sweetest, quietest characters I have ever known are unmarried women whose livos have been one long sacrifice to the happiness of others." "Don't bachelors ever do that way V said she. "Once iu one hundred thousand times." said I, "and the rest of 'em live only to have what they call a good time." "Don't they have it f said ahe. Tbey don't look like it," said I, 4when they happen to get caught in a place where a woman's ministration would be worth every thing to them." fSkip out, all ye old bachelors, Give up your aimless lives; Go scout around among the girls, And get you wholesome wives. But if you fail to make a -match, Just take this word from me; Tht girls don't think you're any catch, fck go and climb a tree. NATURAL OAS. Now to get at what I really want to talk about. I went down to WelLsburg, IV. Va., and Brilliant, Ohio., just opposite, and seven miles below Steubenville, to see the natural gas wells recently opened at those places. Years ago say twenty-five thoy found gas up at New Cumberland, W. Va., eleven miles above Steubenville, while boring for oil, and it has been used there ever since for manufacturing purposes. Later they found it at East Liverpool, Ohio., ten miles further up, the second greatest pottery manufactur ing point in the United States, Trenton, N. J., being the first. Here thirty or forty wells have been sunk, the town is lighted by it, the gas being burned all day, as it is cheaper than to hire men to turn it off and on, and it is used in heating houses and also in the potteries. Its flow is lessening, how ever, and other fuel is being substituted. For a long intarval the gas-well business was put on the shelf, but several months since a well six inches in diameter was sunk at Welkburg, and at 1,310 feet a vein was struck, and until the day I was there the in flaniable stuff poured out and a huge flame poured out day and night. "How much gas has escaped there?" said Dickey, as we looked at it. "Enough," said I, "to supply all the life insurance agents, editors and traveling sales men in the United States for a hundred years and still leave enough for a light for the others to read their dead confreres' epitaphs by." "How about your letters?" said she. "Don't mention it," said I. A workman told me at the Wellsburg well that tho pressure, when partly shut off, was 300 pounds to the square inch. It was so strong that they hod to let it waste for months because if they shut it off it would blow all the tubing out of the well. An hour after we were there it was turned on the town and was to be used for b'ghting purposes. Several smaller pipes had been connected with it for some time, and they supplied two or three glass and other factories with f ueL Over at Brilliant the Spaulding iron works are being built, and the projectors thought they might get cheap fuel, so they put down a well the same size as the Wellsburg, and at exactly the same depth they struck it, and their iron works stock popped np 10 per cent. better than a protective tariff, you see. Mr. Chas. Spaulding showed us this well, and to give us some idea of the pressure, he shut it down until the flame was about as big as an apron, and in three-quarters of a minute turned it on full, and the flame shot out fifty feet or more with a roar and a rush like a cyclone, and gave me such a nervous shock that I thought the gate had come unfastened and the old Harry himself would come walk ing right out of that pipe in five minutes. But he didn't come and I became calm. It is estimated that this gas as fuel will directly and indirectly represent a saving to the new works of from $60,000 to $75,000 a year. It is the best friend to the free trade theory yet discovered. The Spaulding well is open all the time, and will be for four months yet, by which time the works will be ready to use it. At night the whole country is lighted by it. It is really a wonderful thing, and useful is no name for it. Already a new well is goine down at Wellsburg, one at Mingo, two at Steubenville, and several in the vicinity of Wheeling. Nearly all of these will be used in the manufacture of iron. The Upper Ohio valley has taken a boom on the strength of it. "Couldn't they get gas at Louisville to help business there?" asked Dickey, innocently. "I think not," said I. "Why?" said she. "Well," said I, "it is found 400 feet below the surface at East Liverpool, and twenty seven miles down the river it is 1,310 feet down. Figuring on this basis, it would at Louisville, which is about 523 miles further down the river, be found about 16,500 feet be low the surface, rather further down than any borings have yet been made. However, my dear, this is not authentic, and may be slight ly wild." vTELSBUBG. This is a pleasant town, the county seat of Brooke county, and has a population of 3,000, more or less. It has two newspapers, banks, paper mills, glass factories, good stores, nice homes, and in the earlier days was an exceed ingly aristocratic Virginia town. It is a sleepy old place, and the most striking thing I saw there besides the gas well was a bald headed old merchant trying to get one girl out of a buggy so he oould, as he said, "drive Mary around the town." "Mary" was the other girl in the buggy. "Wasn't that all right?" said Dickey. "No," said L "Why not?" said she. "Because," said I, "I hate to see a pretty girl wasting her sweetness on the desert hair." Seven miles back of Wellsbarg,. over one of the most beautiful drives in West Virginia, is Bethany college, dear to all Kentuckiana as the home of Alexander Campbell, whose name made into Campbellite, almost usurped the title of Christianity. He was a noble man, and that his memory and deeds are rovered does all honor to those who acknowl edged bis leadership. Garfield's name is also closely allied with Bethany, and two such names as Campbell and Garfield are honors to be proud of to the end of all time. BRILLIANT. This sparkling village, opposite Wellsburg, is taking a fresh start on the strength of the new iron-works, gas, etc, and town Jots are so high that the surveyor has to climb upon a ladder to lay them off. As a town, Bril liant isn't very much yet. It used to bo called Lagrange, but this hadn't enough sparkle, and Brilliant was adopted. As a name, I think Brilliant is about the best one in the list for a town. The village has one or two saloons. I don't speak of this as any thing unusual, but merely mention it to ask why is it that a saloon seems to be so much more necessary to a man than salvation? Women dont havo to have saloons, and why rata do I cant understand, ' ''Wwjjfcti ttofc t kfvfo wires. said Dickdv. 1 1" And men don't have husbands," said I, with wnul trim Ppeaking of bachelors, I should mention ). f nijulH mv llttl aide trin to Wellsbunr and Brilliant with only lour of them, and their combined ages run up prewy noariy in tho neighborhood of 200 years. They were all prime follows, too; just the very kind to make a 3'oung woman think matrimony rnnnvmniM with hoftVMl. "Don't thev aluvavs think thatf1 said Dlckev. "There vou co atraln." said L "Of course thv think it- Ijut tha thousht dosen't alway pan out, as it were, and while the synonym still befrins with an IL the other letters don't mnlcA thn wnnl nut to In heaven exact! V." The country all about these towns is beau tiful and almost as productive on the surrace as it is down among tho coal and gas veins. The farmers live in handsome houses, and they are a reading, intelligent and active DooDle. School houses, churches and new paiiers abound, and these are the great "Mrv Jnn " said Diekev. "when vou eet down to that style of matter, ain't you writ ing against timet" "I am," said I. "Then quit," said she. "I have," said I. Beeeher Women In .Full Dress. "Clara Belle." Forty thousand dressmakers and milliners, with all their arts of development ana con cealment. shaping and adornment, could not make Mrs. Harriet Beeeher Stowe a stylish woman. The same is true of the queen of England, I believe, but I never had the chance to study her, while this very week I have had a good, leisurely, two hours' view of the authoress of "Uncle Tom's Cabin." My conclusion is that she is a sinner against fashion who cant possibly know that her re deemer livetb, for the simple reason that there is no salvation for her. She is the kind of a woman who rises superior to clothes. They have no modifying effect on her. The most fashionable devices are powerless to alter her individuality. Probably at some time in her life she has tried to keep up with tho procession, but it was long ago. It has been a long time since she dropped hopelessly to the rear of those who change uniforms every season. It was at the celebration of hor brother Henry's seventieth birthday, in the Brooklyn Academy of Music, that I saw her. She resembles him very closely as to face, which is the some as saying that her features are big, deep-lined and unique. No bonnet could bold its own in conjunction with them. The one that was on this occasion subordinated to them was in style, I guess, of twenty-five years ago. The rest of her garb was equally antiquated. Kindly and brainy enough she looked, and, ohl how wo did cheer her when she came to the front of a proscenium box I But as an exponent of the fashions she was a success only as a remote negative. By her side sat . the wife of Henry Ward Beeeher, carrying her 72 years as heavily as he did his 70 jauntily a bent, wrinkled, broken old woman, but neatly and fashionably dressed In mourning. Then, there was Beecher's laughter Hattie, wife of the Rev. Samuel Scovil, who is of his and Harriet's sort. She lives in an interior New York village that is large enough to provide competent producers of fashionable attire, and yet she looked like Miss Bumpkin from Bumpkinville, though a healthy, wholesome creatures. A Mammoth Seaside Hotel. I went with Charles Leland to-day through his larder below stairs at the Brighton hotel, and it seemed to me like a vast quartermas ter's supply warehouse on the plains. There was flour piled up by rods, hams stretched along by rods from beams. The larder filled with chickens m ice, fish m ice, steaks and chops sufficient for a regiment, and the stew ard sat at his desk in the basement taking down everything that anybody wanted. "For," said the proprietor, "here is where I make or lose." . The wine rooms were twice "as long as liquor stores; the kitchen was big enough to have a sham battle m, and on the pay-roll thus early in the season were 300 persons. "When I have bad weather," said Mr. Le land, "they eat my head right up; it is in the marketing that one must save or make himself here. I paid $4,000 to my butcher this morning. I feed my help on beef that costs twelve and a half cents a pound, while these cuts that go to the customers cost twenty-two. After all, the bar is the great place of gam. Before the month of July had set in I had spent $7,000, with hardly any summer season. On a good day here I take in $3,500. A Beautiful Girl Who Was Really Two Beings. A lady correspondent of Meriwether's (Memphis) Weekly saw in the asylum for the insane at Sacramento, CaL, a very handsome girl, with whom she became well acquainted "I used to take walks with her, and would almost forget my surroundings and circum stances until my companion would release my arm with the remark, "I must go now, my spell is coming on.' This beautiful girl was really two beings, now sensible, modest, amiable, a companion to me, suddenly, by some wonderful process, she was transformed to a writhing, contorted lunatic. She always knew when this change was approaching, and retired to her room to remain until the paroxysm had passed. When my visit was over, and I was taking my leave of the asy lum, this little friend shook hands with tears in her eyes. "If you think of me at all," she said, 'only remember me as we walked to gether mends and happy. Flease dont, dont think of mo as that other girl, raving and crazy.' " Caaeht a Back-Set. Boston Budget. William Winans, of Baltimore, who leases an enormous estate in the highlands of Scot land for sporting purposes, has failed in his suit brought to enable him to turn the cotters off their native heath. Sir. Winans wanted to grow deer instead of Scotchmen on these broad acres, but the courts have justly upheld the rights of the inhabitants to their homes, and they are not to be disturbed, even to please an American snob. Xeeded Attention. Puck. Count Livonwitz "In asking for ze hand of Miss Marrie I would zay dat I belong, sare, to a great family in my own country.'' Paterfamilias "So I supposed. What did you run away from it for? Why didn't you stay and take care of it!" ?EE3 A Yonns Man's Dilemma. Troy (N. Y.) Press. A number of young men went bathing in the Mohawk river at Schenectady on Sunday. Objections had been made to their choosing so conspicuous a place for swimming, but the objections were ignored." After getting into the water on the occasion, a Mr. Van Voast swooped down upon various wearing apparel and took it to police headquar ters. One tall young man was more unfor tunate than his companions, for all of his ar ticles of clothing were taken, with the excep tion of a paper collar and a pair of shoes, The others bad lost their pan's and some of them had been relieved of a shirt, but the young man was in a distressing dilemma. His companions donned whatever garments they had and departed for home in their exceedingly unique toilets. The tall young man set his wits to work. He secured a flour barrel, broke the head out and got in. A paper collar, a pair of shoes and the barrel constituted his suit. In this manner he slunk toward home, hiding in the fields whenever he heard the noise of an approaching wagon. The acme of his distressing predicament did not arrive, however, until his unique appearance at tracted the attention of several dogs. The canines barked and snapped at his heels, ren dering pedestrian ism anything but pleasant to the occupant of the wooden suit. The tall young man, however, trudged along, now and then making an awkward gesture with his legs at the canines who were howling and snapping at bis.shasks. He. finally reached borne and went through the back door. - The plan of breaking up Sunday bathing by Mr. v - will be stfcs&sgful, it Is believed- f . . - JOUENALISTIO STIPEE3TITI0U3. me of tho Peeallarltle or Ih ilra Who Make Kowtpaprs. Burlington Ilawkoye. ' "Are editors as suiierrtitlouH as tlmuti ftors and sailors and railroad lump axked tlu old sulwcrilier, bitting down in a Queen Anno chair and putting bis feet timidly under a centre-table Inlaid with Mexican onyx. "Yes," said tho solemn editor, "they are. Ever since newspapers were invented by Cadmus, journalists in ever department have had superstitious beliefs and ideas peculinr to their profession. Now, there's the managing editor. If the first man who comes into tho private ofllce Monday morning is a man who wants to go to congress and has an editorial article three columns long written by himself, showing how the country is lost unless be is nominated in a minute, the manager ix gloomy all day because he doesn't U-lievo that article is going in the paper. No reason for it, you know, only he is just superstitious enough to believe that the manuscript will be lost in the waste-basket ten feet doep before the auther is half way down stairs. Then there's the leader writer. ' If he found his pen sticking in the paste, he'd suspect Dan, down in the office, in a minute. When ho finds his desk opened and all his pencils gone, he suspects the proof-reader, and when tho paper comes out dated February 32, be sus pects the 'make-up.' And another thing, if he picks up a pen by the wrong end, ho will turn it around and say something liefore he will write with it. I've talked with him about it, but he won't give any reason for it. As for the news editor, do you see that mountain of exchanges on his table? Well, before you get down stairs that young man will lean out of the window to watch your appearance at the counting-room door, and he will say: "I'll bet a dollar that old cuss stole The I Jot, ton Transcript and The Denver Tribune. He is superstitious about everything that happens and every man that comes in. He believes it bad luck to drop the scissors down the elevator well. Did it once, and they straddled right into both eyes of a regular advance paying subscriber, who was looking up to see the elevator come down. He believes in Mascottes. Gets live letters a week from somebody, and tho boys believe he has one. He wont work on Sun day or the Fourth of July. Says when a man works on Sunday it is a sign he's lone some. If be wants to get anything out of the library, when he is sitting at tho desk, he crosses the room before ho take3 down the book. Crosses it again before he sits down. If we run out of paper tho pressman believes it is a sign that the paper wont be out. If a printer asks for money before pay day it is a sign he hasn't been on the paper quite one week. It is also a sign that he'll never do it again. If a pressman asks a printer for a dollar it is a sure sign that the printer hasn't a cent. When the foreman finds a handful of pi in with his quoins and picks up a side stick and starts down the room, making loud remarks, it is a sign he is going to (and for) the deviL Oh, a newspajier office is the most superstitious place you can come to." "And yourself?" said the old subscriber. "Now do you believe in any of these things? "I?" said the solemn editor. "Oh, I lie- lie ve it's about time? ? ?" The old subscriber nodded thrice, put on his hat, rose to his feet, and the Old One and and the Solemn One passed slowly, but not too slowly, down the winding stairs. Can a Bat See With Its Wings ? Forest and Stream. There is a singular property with which the bat is endowed too remarkable and curious to be passed altogether unnoticed. The wings of these creatures ' consist of a delicate and nearly naked membrane of great sizo, con sidering the size of the body; but be sides this, tho nose is, in some varieties, furnished with a membraneous foli ation, and in others the external membrane ous tissues have their sensibility so high that something like a new sense is thereby de veloped, as if in aid of the sense of sight. The modified impressions which the air in quies cence or in motion, however light, communi cates the tremulous jar of its currents, its temperature, the indescribable conditions of such portions of air as are in contact with different bodies, are all apparently appreci ated by the bat. If the eyes of the bat le covered up, or if it be cruelly deprived of sight, it will pursue its course about a room with a thousand obstacles in its way, avoidin them all, neither dashing against a wall, nor touching the smallest thing, but threading its way with the utmost precision and quick ness, and passing adroitly through apertures or inter-space of threads placed purposely across the apartment. This endowment, which almost exceeds belief, has been abund antly demonstrated. Grant on Dram majors. Long Branch Letter. General - Grant went down on the same steamboat' He smoked, gazed lazily on the water, and chatted a little with several ac quaintances, but in too trivial a manner to be worth writing, except, possibly, when the island site of Bartholdi's "Liberty" statue was pointed out, and be said: "It will be a shame if the money isn t raised for the ped estal. I shouldn't care to travel abroad again if that statue arrived and didnt find a place ready to stand on." Then he listened to a conversation about processions which drifted to drum-majors. "They always strike me as comical," he re marked. "But they are at least impressive to the small boys," said Chauncy M. Depew, who had joined the circle; "haven't you noticed how the street urchins always swarm in front of the magnificent drum-major, imitating his gait, and the nourish of his baton? Mayor Edson tells me that no less a bandmaster than Gilmore came to him recently to know if there couldn't be an ordinance to protect drum-majors from this torment. To be the figurehead of a procession is glorious, Gilmore explained, but its sweetness is turned to gall by these caricaturing urchins who invariably trot before. The major did not think that legislation on the subject was advisable, but he advised that the pestered majors appeal to the police. Dnkes's Cirave. Uniontown Genius of Liberty. Passing along the McClellandtown road, in Fayette county, I naturally looked over toward the cemetery, and could distinctly see the fresh earth of the new mound. Observing something white on it, I thought it could not be a slab, as his friends are to move him to his pative place in Ohio, beside his father. I, howver, solved the mystery by turning from the tublic road into a little shady avenue leading to the gate, where I walked on myrtle until I reached the desired spot, and there I saw a basket evidently fresh from the florist bordered with blush rosebuds, each bedded in mignonette, and then closely filled with fragrant white lilies. I said to myself we all have our friends. In MmokiDg Cigarettes. New York Sun. That cigarette smoking may be both sooth ing and recuperating, provided that the little roll of tobacco is loosely held between the Angars and pulled from time to time, is tii opinion of the Lancet. Where injury may be expected is in keeping the cigarettes firmly between the lips and sucking in and retaining all of the 1 11 co tine. "Contempt ar C'oort." Rocky Mountain News. Judge Mallahey fined another man yester day for skurrying across the tail end of the police court room with his hat on. The judge has a keen eye for contempt of court. 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