It. n. TIMK TABLE. B & M. R. R. in Nebraska, MAIN LINK KXI'RMMIIUIMI J4IN'J STATIONS: wkT. f No. I. No. X rl.ittlll.l:.H .... 9:00 Hill' 6 III Orfapolit ... . U rJi a m 7:15 in I'oncitrtl ! :Xi a in 7 :'JH in I'rdar t'reek... 'JMHain :4iini x)Ulvill- . . 10 :(i4 a m 7 :ts - rn Houlli lieuil... . 1) am :10iin IshlauU 10 :t; ii in 8 VM p in Greenwood II M a m 8 :'. k m Lincoln.' Ar. 11 :5". p m, Ar. n ::in m l,'e I:' ::n hi,I.-u 1 :1. p m lUatlnga Ar. I ii't Ar. 3:l5alil ,l I M ii' I.'ve 3 JO a in Red Clcud I r. i a m ilvb i :ju in' I.'ve KM lii McCook IAr. .i .nop i:iAr. 123pni il.'vtl. iu pin I.'ve I2:'.3piii Akron IAr. auiiiAr. f :3. p in IllVve ..m a inj I.'ve 6 :o p in Deuvet Ar. 05ainAr. lo : p i KX THRUM TK A INS unlxl EAST. STATIONS : No. 2. No. 4. riatUibouth... Oreapulit ... . O'Kcor.l Cedar Creek... Loiiivills Kuuili Keinl.... - Ashland . . Jreenwood Lincoln ll&stlrz) Ci-n Cloud McCook Akron Heuver . Ar. ! :M) v in.r. 4 : p im Ar. 4 :afi p in IAr. 9 ;00 a ni x a in H :.'(' a in h :jr a in k ;i7 a in h :i-5 a in 7 : 18 a in 7 :3i a in 3 :30 a in 7 :(K) a n 10 :15 p in 10 ::l p in 0 5 p in 7 :45 p in 3 -00 p in 3 :'M p ni 10 :.U a ui 11 :0am 7 Ut5 a in iAr. Ar. iAr. 4 i in Ar. AT. Ar. Ai. Ar. 4 :Hi it in Ar. 3 :.r5 p in 3 :35 p in Ar. Ar. Ar. Ar l.'vc Ar. I.'ve Ar. L've Ar. L've Ar. L've L've 3 :15 p in Ar. pO p ni p in Ar. U : a m I.'ve lo : 10 a in IAr. 8:ii a in : I.'ve K a in :IAr. ;i ;."j u n , . lv 4 .0. a in l.r. 10 .IS p in L've "H :.V p in I l.'vt '. :05 ui Tr.ttnx s mill 4. intuitu.-ring ) and 4o west of Koil Cloud. r.ui.Ully exLvpi Sunday. K. C. ST. J OK & C. B R. R. : I STATIONS KXI'ICKS.t TRAINS CiuINU NOHTU. 1'1'lM Hltlllllf ll 1 4 :- a in i :n: a in &:ll a in . t a n :iki a nt 5 :51 p m 6 :07 p in 0:11 p in C :M p in r. ::u p in Orrulxll Ij flatte 1 elUvue Oinalri . . .. STATIONS : ICXI'itfc . TUAINS ffOI'NO SOUTH. liattsiiioiitli . OieaMill.t .... Im 1'ialte .... Itellevue . .. Oman a. J :'.'0 ii in ! :lo a in 0 :: a in a in : ; i:i 8 :1D m 8 :IN in 7 OA p in 7 :42 p in 7 vi p in nan: ta:j2.l: MiHouri lacilic Ituilroud. l-Xfin-s-i I "rc-ii;iit iavi- I l-.-a ;. i;ii; J (folia i'. I. I su;i . . ifavt- Mil' I ll. I Oui.vikit t " i ;t''"! ".ni ...in l J a. 1' .tel.. i hi .l. :i. s.im p. ih. f"lirtii4:ie!.l J,oi;iville 'ecpiui! Ali't A V iK-'a l:.U:ir K;i!ii;LS City St. LppgL " v.i ... n .vi " J.Zt 'J i ' " :. 7 " ! Vi , i.. Ht.H1 " I'.-l " u. I. ;.: a.m 7." J p.m. p.pi it a.m. (ioiii (iolllfi (joilif; NOKTII. MMiTM. .NOUTH. ft 52 a. mi 8.3:1 p.m. K.:i.i p. m 7 .i in. 5.10a.m li.in. 1. 01 p. in. 5.45 ' . :V1 i. HI " C.Wl ' 5.1 W 2.4.i " - 6.33 " 3.5 " .".48 " 4.5 " 7.'JU " - 5.25 8.00 n.K, " 7.IW " t. Loot-. .. iiii-;t ny..... uubar. .-. iv oca Weepinir Water. l.ouivilie SpritiKQeld 1 apillion Omaha arrivei Th above U .IclTeru i'ity tinid. which 1.1 14 minute latter t!:i:i Omaha ti.u.-. II II I VAC A.M IKI.IITL'BE OF l'L. Ol Ti: HAILS. KKITKH. I JO p. III. I 3.30 a. lu. t s. oo a. in. t C.ou p. m. ( I l.oo a in r.vi p. m. lu. Jo a ni. I .:m p. m. 4. jo p. ni. ll.oo a ni. DEPARTS, t 9.00 U. III. 1 3.oo p. in. J Ji.oo a. m. I C.55 p. m. 4.'J5 p. Ill u.oo a. in I 8.25 a. III. 4.'J5 p. 111. ri.oo a. in l.oo p. 1:1 mo..:v KAHTK.KX. WKSTKItX. SOUTH KB V. SOUTH Klt.V. OMAHA. WKinxii va tkic. KACTOKYVILI.K. Oec. 17, lsM. JtATK.H CUAIIUEU KOH on or. it. On orders not exceeding 315 - - - lOceut? Over $ 15 and Mot exceeding $3- - - - 15 cent " " 40 - - 'JO cent K) " " - - "5 cents A Mngle Money Order may mct.-.e a amount from one cent to titty dollars. I ut ir.iut not contain a fnicUoual part ol a ct;i;. KATES FOR rOSTAUK. tut elass matter (letters) 3 cent per oun-e. 2d " (I'ublisher'n rates) 2 ct per :!. 31 " (TraiiKieut Newnproers a.ui book come unJer tbie c!as) 1 cent l-er each 2 ounces. 4th class (merchandise) 1 cent per ounce. .1. V. Maksu all. r. M. OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. CITY MUECTOKV . CEORGE S. SMITH. Mayor. WILLIAM H. CL'SHlNii, Treasurer. J. O. SIMfSON, City Clerk. WILLKTT FOTTENUKK. 1'olice Judue. 11. H. WINDHAM. City Attorney. y. H. MUKFUY, Chiel ol f olice. P. McCANN. Overseer of Streets. C. KCEHNKE. Chief of Kire Oepi. W. H, SCH1LOK-NECUT, Ch'u board ol Health COCSCILMKS. lit Ward Wm . Herold. 11. M. Bods. 2nd Ward J. M. i'attersou. J. ll. Kairneld. 3rd Ward M. B. Murnby, J.E. Morrison. 4th Ward F. O. Lehohotf, 1. McCallan. SCHOOL. BOABD. JESSE B. STRODE. J. W. BARNES. M.A. II AKTHi AN Wm. WIN TEKS1 EEN. L, D. BENNETT, V. V. LEONARD. rbtmaierJXO. W. MARSHALL. o COUNTY DIRECTORY. W. U. NKWELL, County treasurer. J.W. J'iNNINliS, County Clerk. J. W. J JHNSON. County Judge. K. W. HVEK.S, Sberifl. CYRUS ALTON. Sup't of Pub. Instruction. O. w. fai KHtLi), county burveyor. f. P. UASd. Corouer. COCSTr COMMISSION KR8. JAMES CRAW FORD. South Bend Precinct. SAJCL RICHARDSON. Mt. Pleasant Precinct, A. U. TODD, Plattsinouth Parties having busineM with the County Commissioner, will And them in session the Fust Monday and Tuesday of each month. BOARD OK TKAUK. FRANK CAR RUTH. President. J. A. CONNOR, HENRY B.ECK., Vice-Freei-dentn. WM. S. WISE. Secietary. FRKD. GOUDEl Treasurer. Regular meeti ni of the Board at the Court ilouse.tne first Tuesday evening of each month. J. F. BAUMEISTER Fumlsiies Frc-h, Pure Milk DELITERED DAILT. . Special call attended to. and Fresh Milk from same furmtsbed wlien wanted. 41 r PLATTSHOUTH MILLS. PLATTSM0CTII NEC C. nciSSIs, Proprietor. I'lat txraoii th Telrphone Exchatijo. 1 J. P. Young, residence. 2 lieiinelt & I.ewiH, store. 3 M. It. Murpliy & Co., " 4 Bonner Stables. B Comity cit-rk's inice. K. B. Lewis, renidenee. 7 J. V. Weckbach. store. 8 Weitern Union li-IeKrapli oillee. tf l. U. Wheeler, re-liiMie-. 10 l. A.Cauilibell, 14 lw Ii. Wlndliaiil, 15 J:.o. WMymau. 16 .1. W. .llMllllllL'l. 17 W. S Wife, oliiee. H Mnrrisey HroH,, ofllee. T.l W It. I'art-r, store. a) . W. K;iirl)i-lil, residence. i M. It Murpliy. It If. II. Wliefli-r & Co . olhctt. .1. I. Taylor. r-idi-iiiaf. '1 la'lrt Nulioiial l'.aik. zT P. V.. KiiIIiii i 's iic;. 2il .1. P. Yoinijj, store. 28 I'erklns House. t-t It. W. II vr. residence. 1 .loiirnal ofliee. :u Kali lii-ld's lee ofllce 31 Hf .lt.tl.lf Pen. ' oHice. 35 J. N. Wie, residence. :ui ri, M. Cliapuiaii, ' 37 W. D. lours, 3H A. N. Sullivan, " 3J II. K. Palmer, " 40 W. II. Hciiildknecht, onioe. 41 Sullivan & Wooiey, 42 A. W. McLJiiiglilin. residence. 43 A. Patterson, livery. 44 C. M. HolmeH. " 45 L. It. Bennett. residence. 4i tieo. S. Smith, olllce. JI7 L A. Moore, llor.st. 4'J J. W. Barnes, residence. 50 R. R. Livings ton, oliiee, 7 J. V. Weckiiaeh, residence. 335 l iiapluiti Wright. 3W W. 11. Sciiiidkueelit " 310 Ceo. S .Smith, " oS R. R. Livingston'. " 3iT C. C. Ballard, TliepwUch board connects l'l.it tsuiout !i with Asiilaiid, Arlington. Blair, t o inell ltmlls, I re mout. l.iiMMln. O n. til l KlKlioru Station, I'apiiiion, Spriugtield, i.ouisvi!le South liid ami vvavcrly. P,iOF:i,3IO.AL CARDS. SMITH & niSESOA'. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Will practice In all the Courts in the state. Olllce over First Na tional Bank. 4yl n.ATMMOlirjl - SKKUASKA. 1U. A. WALISUl It V. EITTIST. iflicc over Smith. Black Sc Co's. Drug Store. First cl:is dentistry at reasonable prices, 'J3ly JI. 3JKAIIK, 91. II.. PHYSICIAN and SUROEON. ORlce on Main Street, between Sixth and Soveutii, south side Oliiee open day and diglit COUNTY PHYSICIAN. Special attention given to disease of women and children. 2Hf M. O DONOHOE ATTORNEY AT LAW & NOTARY PUBLIC. Fitzgerald's Block. ri.ATTSMOUTII, - NKBKA8KA. Agent for Ste.iMtsliip lines to and from Europe. dUtt.VjIy IC. It. I.IVI.XI.MTO.'V. 5L 19 1'lltSlCIAM & HUHUEON. OFiT E IIOU1CS, from 10 a. in., to 2 p. ni. Examin.r.u surgeon for U. S. Pension. iU. M. MlLliKlt, PHYSIC! A X AND SURGEON, Can In found by callin-; rt his oliiee, comer 7th and Main :reci. m . II. Waterman's Lou-te. ri.A tts.mol'i:i. neubabka. J . jiATI:VM ATTIIiiNKV AT I. AW. OtKee ovi-r Baker & At wood's store, south aid of Main iictween Mti a: id t-lh Mrcets. 'ltf j. it. ih fKobi:. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will practice in all the Courts in the state. Dixtriet Al0riu,-j and ytaru Public. Oili fi. Willi, VOLZ,CT10.' s-L 1 AI J . ATTORNEY AT LAW. Road Estate, l ire lii-ftn.i:i-r and Collection Ageir1-. i!lce Ull'oii l.-es. i'li;.Ti:iiul ll ebuisk... vf'jiit.. iMi.wiiKiar.R4i to. LAW-FICE, Real ICstate. Fire and I Alt fn sarance"vgents. i'lattsniouih, Nebrask.i. c;o.--lectors. tax -payers. Have a complete ab-tr.u-i of titles. Buy and sell real estate, una iti-in-plans. 6ic. lr i JA3IICS I'.. H'-KltlHOX, Notary Public. ATTORNEYAT LAW. Will prasrice in Cas and adjoining Counties ; gives special attention to collections and abstracts ot title. Olllce in Fitzgerald Block, l'mtlsuiouth. Nebraska. 17V1 J. C. XEtYBCRilY, JUSTICE Of THE PEACE Mas bis inii i.i the front part of his residence oil Chicago Av.'ii'ie. where ue may be found in readiness to attend o this duties of the ol iiee. 47tt. a. ii. ke:l.lz:?. ph. m. s Cradu ite in PHARMACY AND MKDICINK. O.Ii.'a id Pjrry'; driii stoycviiiji Jsite tiu JV r kins house, 1COUKUT It. WIXBIIAX, Notary Public. ATTORN KY AT LAW. Office over Carruth's Jewelry Store. Plattsuiouth. - Nebraska. IVS. A. HARTIttAH, Ii A W Y E tt . FirzoKRALD's Block. Plattsmouth Ni.b Prompt and careful attention to a general i Law Practice. i A. 2i. Sullivan. K. II. WooLi-:y SULLIVAN & WOOLEY. Attorneys and Counselors-at-Law. OFFICE In t o Vn t i BIck. front room gecond story, sjuS -.. Prompt -tten;i')n given t all busi&ed . mar ir BOYD & LAESEN, Contractors and Builders- Will give estimates on all kinds of work. Any orders left at the Lumber Yards or Post Office will receive promot attention Heavy Truss Framing,- for bar.n i id large building3j5a?pecia!ty. For refeieued apply to J. P. Young, J. V. Wee j.; Ii or II. a. V,it.;r uiau & Sou. d.tw v " t m t-.m . i ii-v m - v !" 13 i5 -3 . L C"ST IU THE MARKET. Mado OXTtYot Vegetable Oil uud Vuro licet Tallow, To Induce housekeepers to giTe this Soap a trial. WITH EACH BAR WE GIVE A FINE TABLE NAPKIN This offer 1 1 mado for a short time only end should be taken advantogo of at 0KCE. "We WAEBANT this Soap to do more wash ing with greater case than any soap in the market. Ii has no EQUAL for use la hard and cold water. - YO'ja csbcHi IUS IT. SAP BETTER THAN GOLD. The Wonderfal Changes which IrrL. Ration Brings About, Am Kxemplined lu the 4rnwtli nod I'rosprrlty of i 4'oupl or Ileuu liful California Towns "J. II. O. II.," California Or N Y Ti ibuno. It i- Mgniri. niit of tin- I'huiige wbieli liai i-oine over the iji:iiiiiK i.f Cii!:t''.niinii iiiro tbe time w lii-n udwiitin is ImnU-t ffiltinin with ft 0iii and vliov-l Hint u jjiojii is no.v .lLvusil in tlie iiew.-imMTs t r ilnv llig a tui:n-l into the lien it "f tilt Siena Mm'.ie, near Is Aii'.;i !.:, not lu K' t nt tin; ore wliieh limy jmiliam e liidd.-n in tl.o mount -.in. Lut to l ollc-t t a still mom juteious .n immiity namely, wntei wliirli is l eiLiinly to Ikj round tlitro. In intiou has nlrcndy brought greut wealth to tbe 1js Any lea imliu, bi'.t it seems that jiroli table use tan be made of much laigei supplies of water; ami strange ins tbe tunnel mliemo looks, it is not stranger than many other rn ttrprises whirh have pros-peied among thnso remarkablo and ingenious HH.ple. Probably there is no more impieshivo examilo of tbe magical effec t of in Ration than the settlement of Riverside, a typieal fruit town, created y ditch water in the iiiid.,t of an absolute desert. The bare primi tive wildeniens still frowns all around it, and on the outskirts you may watch the suc-if:-:sive stages of the process by width tho bidious waste is converted Into an cver-ox-aim'.irig garden. Tho town lies seven niilei souih of the line of the Southern I'aciUc rail road in San Beruaniino county, the near est station U-ing the juneti.m toAii of Colton. It is in this n-gion that the traveler, ...ing east by rail, makes tlw rapid transition f j o a tiie cultivated plain country' to the hope less wilderness of sand and rock and cactus which extonds into Jlexico; and the San ;o:-Konio pass, f.anketl by the ft San Deniardiuo and San Jacinto Mountains, is visible apparently only a lew miles beyond, though it is much further than it lot Its. By this pass the railroad enters the desolation of tiie great Colorado desert. There is a strong foretaste of the desert all around Colton. The lif-jard. soil bears grease-wood and other .tubby growth intilotchcsaiul shows between them a hard surface baked like brick. There is not even a stunted tree c to break the dismal monotony-. Tho stage road to River side split;- into numerous trails, every driver cl. ::-.::-. , ills own way across the deep gullies :r t,:e broad cUvides. At last we bc-in to i:!.- t with : ':o sign "Land for sale;" then wo IV main irrigating canal; there are 'iK. ,f ploui':! an young planta tions; ..o a to in a pretty street, and suddenly the whole landscape ts bright with trees and flowers, The site of Riverside is so nearly flat that you do not see the place until you are almost i.i it, and you do n-jt realize its extent until you try to walk through it. With tho con tiguous settlement of Arlington (tho two places aro really one town, Riverside having tbe shops and Arlington the beat houses), it stretches nearly twelve miles, with a breadth of perhais two mil' s. As it is fait growing, it will soon be as lui-ge as Manhat tan island. Its population doers not exceed ! :5,(XX), but ample room is needed for tho grapes and oranges. Almo:-X every nouso is set. in a plauiauon. iuu ilj- "vJ ... i::d orar.ge grove, izu iweive yeais nuito the exriiucnt of watering the arid expanse iiegan; but tho beiuty and prosperity of Riverside are of much more recent date, for it is only within seven years or there abouts that it has made any rapid advance. A large proportion of the orange trees, therefore, are hardly in bearing. Bat young as tho town is, it lias accom plished wonders in the direction toward which the pioneers of the wilderness are usu ully slow to turn their attention. It has taken great pains with its looks, most of the houses are built with an eye to effect; many handsome villas show the latest fashions in .sre hitccture; the churches and the large pub lic school-houses are handsome, and the dis play of flowers is by far tho finest I have s-eeu in California. Better still, the early settlers planted shade trees in abundance, and these have already grown to pro portions; so that all over the town there are pleasant walks, protected by the cypress, the pepper and the eucalyptus. In Arlington there is a famous broad avenue, divided by a central row of pepper trees into two drives, and bordered on both sides by orange groves and pretty villas, with trim hedges and shade trees, and with flowering plants adorning the margin of the irrigating ditch which runs by the pathway. This avenue is no less than six miles long. "And there is plenty of room on the desert to make it longer," said an Arlington gen tleman; "we have had to ex-so.-i I it once already." Of coarse there are parts of the town which still look rough and unfinished; but the habit of neatness seems nearly universal. The cultivation is thor ough, the gardens are jt terns of propriety, the streets are clean, the ditches, which might so easily become a nuisance, are well kept. Riverside aud Arlington could hardly look letter if they were the most extensive suburbs of Boston. The water which has worked these marvels is brought by a canal from the Santa Anna river, which it taps near Colton. It is con veyed by a substantial wooden flume across the ravine which separates Riverside and Ar lington, and it is distributed through the set tlements by an elaborate S3'stem of ditches. Before planting the land must be graded with a gentle and nearly uniform slope. The sup ply ditch is c aixied along the tipper edge of the field, and the water is allowed to run from small lateral orifices into shallow channels marked for it in the loose soil between the trees or vines. Then the dry earth is turned over it to prevent caking. In Riverside the watering lasts forty-eight hours, and is re peated at intervals of a month or six weeks 'rom May to October. In exceptionally dry ears a little irrigation is required in winter also; but ordinarily the showers during that season are sufficient. A physician of my acquaintance declares that in his opinion tho irrigating system renders Riverside an unfit residence for the sick. But there is rarely any irrigation ia winter, nor is there when the water is turned on any appreciable amount of decaying vege taticn to send olf malarious exhalations. The well kept canals contain a clean running stret jn, and the vineyards and orange groves in which the water is allowed to stand con tain only dry soil, free from even a blade of grass. The chief objection to Riverside, I presume, is the wind. For that it has a bad name. Surroun led, although it is by spurs and branches of the mountain range, the barrier is net complete, and it is subject to severe blasts both from the north and from the sea. The northers blow hard in December anJ January, end the soa-winds sometimes bring fog. The fogs are not frequent enough to l worth considering, but the wind in Calif -nia is a great trial to pel-sons with affet tio : of tbe throat or lungs. iseerUer'4 first Taste online, Lecture-Room Talk. I had an intense curiosity to know how wine tasted. K my f atlior had called me up and said, "My boy, I see you want to know about this," and had given me a taste of Madeira, I might have been cured. I know the tasto cured me. Well, I laid up all my pennies assiduously together with Woodi-uSf , who was my playmate, and finally got enough to buy a pint of port or Madeira, I do not know which it was. Then we skulked down Into the meadow, and got a secluded fence where nobody would see us, and got a tumbler, and I well remember the feeling of expectation that I had as my curiosity was about to be igratifiedjI turned out half a tumbler full and too- tJJlV2 It v the met disillusionri J" BROOKLYN GIRLS. Their Peculiarities and: Why They Claim to be Xew Yorker Whes Away From Home. Clara Bell. I took a real, out-and-out Brooklyn gW with me to the Academy of Music there. She was so flilTcivnt a creation from anything I was lined to in New York that, not having met her for a long time, I fell to studying her. 1 liked her because bhe was evidently well-meaning and good-hearted aud indetend eut (every girl of them ia iiidejwiident), aud liecauso bhe dix-ssl in such dull -olorn. If you aro at all dressy yourself it's always pleasant to liae a Brooklyn or a Philadel phia girl for a t-omMuiion. They are so ex cessively afraid of pronounced colors that they are pretty sure to make a contrast that is favorable to yourself. But as she wa frightfully slangy, I actually hail to ask her several tunes what she meant by things she said. We got in with a carload of Brooklyn girls, and it struck me that they acted as if they owned tho railroad, but I sus. pended judgment until I saw in a theatre full of them that they be haved In tho same way there. They all seemed te know one another, and they made themselves perfectly at homo, and seemed to be saying, "This whole City is for us, and we know it;" and, to be strictly natural aud true to my subject, I ought to add that they also seemed to say, "And don't you forget it" They were not particularly ill-bred or rude. It was all quiet and femi nine enough, but yet this was what their con fident manner, free and frank tones and speech conveyed to my mind. And my com panion told me as a positive fact that as soon as a young woman quits school and enters society she becomes the mistress of her father's house, aud never afterward acknowledges parental control in her affairs. The parlor ia hers, and her mother and father come to her and ask permission beforehand to entertain company in it. - The daughter has for callers whoever she likes, and they come and go as she pleases, never being introduced to her parents unless she happens to choose to present them. She stays at home, or she dines out, or she spends a night now and then with a girl companion, at her own sweet will. Her "company," as they call a sweetheart over there, stays till midnight, and, perhaps, makes a rule of doing so, and her parents hear of her engagements from her companions, sometimes, sooner than from herself. My companion seemed amazed that I should see anything extraordinary in this, and laid it down as a rule worth observing that "if a girl's going to be a woman and have charge of her own house, the sooner she learns how to take care of herself the better." My qompanion belonged to as many clubs as a young German in Berlin. She 6aid it was the fashion in Brooklyn for women to meet together a great deal at one anoth houses, and that out of this custom have grown the singing clubs, dramatic clubs, lawn-tennis clubs, archery clubs, cooking clubs, walking clubs, driving clubs, bowling clubs, and I don't know what all she men tioned and said she was a member of. When she saw how interested I was In all she was able to think of about Brooklyn, she broke out with this rather surprising exclamation: "I hope you like the way we do, for we are New York girls about half of our time. All snmrntr long, and whenever else we go away from home, we all of us always say we're from New York. Our fathers and mothers are there in business, you know, and every body knows New York, and altogether its much easier and pleasanter to say we come from there than to go to explaining all about Brooklyn and and well, Beecher." Sle Donald and. Wattcrson. New York World. In personal appearance Mr. McDonald will not show up as well as Ids wife, as he has a large ungainly form, and anything but a nice gait. It is a wonder that Mrs. McDonald does nob put him to a severe drilling, as she never fails to walk gracefully herself, and the awkward manner of her husband must surely annoy her. McDonald's face is large, florid and round, with no beard save a continuation of the small border of hair that fringes the lower part of his bald head, and forming a small tuft low down at the collar in front. His face would not be considered at all expressive, but its lack in that respect may come from good digestion that makes faces so full and heavy. McDonald is a gfeat worker, though no one ever considered him a brilliant practitioner. He does the heavy office work, and his strong frame and massive brain make him capable of wading through a deal of difficult business. He is associate with John M. Butler, one of the prominent Republicans of the state and a great lawyer, and it is said the firm makes 75,000 a year. They are the attorneys for one of the leading railroads, and have a fine bankruptcy practice, Henry Watterson, of the Louisville Courier Journal, has long been a close friend and ad mirer of McDonald, and I think, they are working for a presidential ticket to contain both their names, and to have .for the battle cry in the next campaign a union of the north and south upon closer and more cordial terms. Mr. Hendricks and Mr. Watterson have been enemies for a dozen years, and a ticket with Watterson's name on it will not meet with Hendricks' hearty approval, to say the least. There is much seculation as to whether Hendricks will support McDonald for the presidential nomination, and if he is satisfied that McDonald is allied with Watterson it is safe to say that he will declare war. This would certainly prevent McDonald from hav ing the united support of the TnriiA delega tion in the convention, and most likely would result in tho nomination of some one outside of Indiana. Hendricks is not without in fluence with his party in Indiana, and with his health regained it may be one blast from his bugle-horn were worth a thousand men. Mrs. Hendricks has been the manager of her husband's political fortunes for many years past, and she has become quite noted in political circles not only in this state, but in the south and west. ? Pygmalion and the Statue. New York World. Pygmalion, a statuary of Cypress, who hated women, and resolved never to marry, fell earnestly In love with his own marble statue of the goddess Venus, which at his passionate prayer was vivified, whereupon he proposed marriage to it But the beautiful creation, justly indignant, refused to have anything to do with a man who, while he was about it, might just as well have chiseled her out a spring bonnet and a summer silk dress, but was too mean to do it, and mar ried his wealthy grandfather, whom she In duced to disinherit the unfortunate artist. , The "leia-31arshal." Chicago Tribune. Murat Halstead has given a 450-pound bell to the First Methodist church of a town in Kan sas named after him. The field-marshal al ways did like to make a noise in the world. Old Rhymes. Louisville Courier-JournaL Old rhymes reset for Massachusetts readers! I saw an old man passing by. Says I, "Old man, you're going to die." Says he, "If I do, they'll tan mv skia ; If they dont, 111 see you agin, varieties pf Handkerchiefs. Boston Herald. George IL expected his daughters to be satisfied with two dozen cambric handker liicfs every other year. A modern novelist C3 one of his heroine twelve dozen a ; : of hr werMiiur outfit. A few years v. . Varieties of Handkerchief. Boston KkvjUcL ...1, Gtorco IL expected his . daughters to be satisfied with two dozen cambrio handker Ihiafs ovory other year. A mcden Wolirt feri-sone of his herotaea twalve1 x a THE BARBES ON VACATIONS. How Hen Hhonld Hpend Their Holi daysThe Monkey Harber's Court ship. New York Sun. "Shoost now, alrelty, der mosd of my feef-deen-cend gustimors are gldding combletcly blayed owiL During der vinter such prokeu down consdidushious ai-e only enchoyed py der pank cashiers, vich alvaya dake to a Kick Ied as soon as dem get found owid, but aHwd tier first of Chuue ell'ery man vich can afford it gets right avay proke up uiit hart vork. Dem all neet a shunge, efeu if it is only der sbango of trinking jxjer by Uoney island In stet uf trinking it py der city, or doing nod iugs in Eurojio in hlucc of lonving py Nye Yorick. AIko a few get so gwick as bossible their vifes py der gouudry avay. Dot's for many a man bleuty rc3t mid vacation. "I haf my own obiuion on dot vacation eezness got, yet I dink it peen bretty much humbucks apowd nceting a vacation from vork. Vork tond kill a man half so qwick as doing noding doo much. Vot der piggest bart of us vant is a leedle vacation from our Measures and habits, alretty. Der man vich dinks be can lif if he tond git a trink visky efery hafo hour ho pedder shvear himselluf off. Chust der same der campler; pedder he dook a vacation avay from his cards. Der pest resd for der averitch glergyman vould peen to sdop making long faces uf himself und looking around choost as if der vorlt vos all a pig funeral, yet. Der vellers vich amuse demsellufs mit such leedle flyers py Vail sdreet vot dem cand sleeb dree nights a voek, und der chentlemen vich dink only uf preak ing yimmen's hearts and pilliard blaying und on horse races podding if dem should dake dwo veeks' vacation from all dem dings, dot vould peen der pesd dings owirL" "Are you going to go in tho country this summer ?' the reporter asked tho monkey bar ber. "Veil," he- replied, "if der poss vill vent avay a gupple days a veek in der summer, yet, und gif der shop a resd mit his chaw, dot's vacation enough for me und der gus dimers. Der fesd uf my holidays I'f e got to put in mit a blummer up down. I'm shbark ing a blummer for all he is vorth, so I can marry his daughder und redire. I'f e grushed der girl so she sents me sick boedry owid from a den-cent Alpum Wrider's Friend. She has efen vent so far as to make me shlibbers four sizes doo shmall. Now, I'f e got to get some fine vork into der olt man." A Homogeneous People. Henry Watterson. . The notion that there is a radical difference between the inhabitants of the two sections of the Union is false. For years, to take a ready example to prove the contrary, tho state of Mississippi was about equally divided In confidence and admiration of two opposing party leaders, one of whom was born and reared in the state of Maine, and the other of whom was born and reared in the state of Pennsylvania. One of the greatest of South Carolina's governors and senators came there from Massachusetts. The most potent, if not the ablest, statesman of Louisiana was five-and-twenty years of age before he ceased to be a citizen of New York. There are in fact, no differences of race ; and, if a single genera tion of Yankee boys could be sent south to be educated, in exchange for an equal number of southern lads, to bo sent north for a like purpose, tho very conceit would bo laughed to scorn. Wo are a most homogeneous people; we naturally love, not hate, one another; and if a stop could bo put to the kn&gginfr, tbe terms north and south would become the simplest of geograph ical expressions. I say this to you, young gen tlemen of the south, in no bombastic spirit. I am glad to say it, and I am proud to say it because it pays a grateful . tribute to our country. But from the inner depth3 of my thought and heart I believe every word of it. Let each section, therefore, put its house in order. Let each look to its own faults. Neither Is likely to 'exercise any good in fluence by criticising the features of the other, and both should vremember the motherly crab, who, reprcJaehing her off spring for a certain obliquity of gait, was gently reminded of her own. Nowhere in our country is the taking of Uf e punished ad equately. East and west, north and south, the manslayer who goes into court with plenty of friends and money has at least an even chance with the jury. . I am not pre pared to say that he has a greater chance south than west; on the whole, lam inclined to think he has not. William 91. Evarts Hquelchlns: an Egotist.. Cleveland Leader. John B. Alley, of Massachusetts, one of the greatest egotists who ever sat in congress, resides in Washington during sessions of con gress. He entertains well. Atone time he gave a dinner, and among the noted guests William M. Evarts, ex-secretary of state, was present. During the whole evening Mr. Alley had the bad taste to monopolize the conversation, and he incessantly talked of himself. At last after he had spent the bet ter part of the eveniug in regaling those present with what President Buchanan had asked Mr. Alley, and how Mr. Alley had re plied to Buchanan, of hew Abraham Lincoln had greeted Alley on a certain occasion, and how Salmon P. Chase had advised with him on another, Mr. Evarts was asked if he had anything to say. He replied that he had a single story to tell. It was about Columbus. Said he: "You remember the anxiety of the mind of Columbus as the time arrived when he had calculated he should arrive on the shores of the new country. Morning after morning he appeared early on the deck, straining his eyes in looking towards the west. At last, one day as he gazed through his glass, his face was seen to shine with sur prise. He looked long and earnestly, ajid finally handed the glass to his most intimate friend at his side, saying: "There, Alley, there is land at last; embrace me, Alley; our fortunes are made.' " Centennial Anniversaries. Cincinnati Commercial. The long series of centennial anniversaries of the revolution will wind up with a celebra tion of the proclamation of peace at New burg, N. Y., in October. A monument to Washington and his associates is to be erected on the site of the general's headquarters. The patriot army, it will be remembered, dis banded at Newburg. A day of festivities in commemoration of this event will be timely, for we are a peaceable, not a warlike, nation. The next centennial of national importance will be that of the adoption of tbe constitu tion, in 1887, and in 1S92 will occur the 400th anniversary of the discovery of America. This ought to be celebrated by a world's fair similar to that of 1ST6. A Rochester GLrl'a Constancy. Rochester Fost A beautiful young girl was about to be married to a bachelor 70 years of age, but very rich. On the eve of Ltr marriage she learned that his wealth had been suddenly swept away, leaving him a penniless old man. Did the noble girl desert him in this his hour pf trouble? She did, indeed, and her parent, helped her, too. . . '- Fmlt-Wrowlnff in BaskJa. New York Tribune. An interesting fact about Russia is that in many of its coldest provinces fruit-growing u an Important branch of Industry. In th province of which is 350 mUes further north than Winnepeg, and where the mercury ia winter sometimes falls as low as sixty de grees below zero, apples are grown in large quantities at a profit. In the province of Vladimir, which is almost as cold as "'-"i, cherries of excellent quality are raised in frreat abundance. Both armies and rherrfoa are smpiieci irom tnese provinces quantities. In theae high latitudes trees dre usually Email, being not over feet in height, and are nlanted in elumr stalks of corn. Their low. branching liml are usually loaded with the most 1-scious 3 Livery, and Sale Stable. RIGS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION DAY OR NIGHT EVERYTHING IS FIUST-CLASS Til K JiKST TEAMS IN TIiE CTTV &LXULE AND JJOL'IiJ.E CAi IM AfiKS. TJiA VKL LI. f U'77 L FIND COM PLUS OUTFIT Y VA l.LIA t; T.T 7 1, h VINE FOURTH STB PRINTI NG . AND Tiie l'EATTSMOUTII HERALD PUIJLISIIINfi COMPANY t a every facility for first-claas JOB FRZETTOTC, In Every Department. yes ATJCTIOIT Onr- Stocz of And materials is larg? and oi:dil-es bit mail solicited VLA TTS310 UT Ji II EKALi OiTICE SizbscrUjct.foT tiie Daily fler'aid RUrHIKKRATOaS. mm EETEIGEEAT0L3. CHUECH PEWS. KEY EOTE SCHOOL DESKS ALWAYS AHEAD BENNETT & LEWIS CoiuBtu the Iroiit Staple and Fancy Groceries ; FRESH AND NICE. "We always buy the best goods in the market, and guaranty evernh f we sell We are sole agents in this town for the sale of "PERFECTION"' GROUND SPICED " AND THE CELEBRATED . ' "BAT A VI A" CANNED GOODS. "'X. ' - ' ;'"" ' 9 I'LATTSMOi; Til. Ni:iJ. PUBLIS IIZNU. Pamphlet Work BILLS, " COMMTijRCIAL niriTtk, JtDrp(ns complete i;i every d.-pnrf n. RIOERATORS 27 or (.'roocr3, Hotels. Itcs- tc:v.rcrt2, T3 f 1 j""vt?i Stcr-osand Markets. Also AIs .?.:'; iscr Cool srs, V zcli Ears, HHrdvjoo'l Sclocsi Pi;iluroc. -V-cuntcrs, .. r.u' 5Cx, (.i!ii-!f:'i lj"f' j:.. c.-.t sum, un4 CiTKliS i- I'.l'.-r'Jhi Ur-':.. THE LAJ3E3T :. TUV a.ZTW.-'I. OF SCHOOL, CliUKCU, COuJiT VXVM, IIALl Iccludir.?' Cbrrcb I'ewi, ., l'ii!j.!, ' f (!- T-; i (.:t i'hlr.0;r Cliuitv, luv.'ii f-.-tt, ull i'f tl, ,..t fir, .-.- nrli'ii (r .!h ;irchei, CU&lf!.. ls. c. . i'- iri, Siljlni;h r ). c ic liumn. Waiting ll-:on:B, Coi:rr "li ...mi... Co::r'. IIiuj -. l: r-:' O'l'.iv, Cr. q:'cl ji-.vr. School L y. :.', li jiii'. t -.;.., t . f.r. THE OfiU r.lAt. J.".'.C7'w'.:7.1w Cr " KEY NOTE" SCHOOL DESKS. J3ct ? ' .! T. '. . v.-r - !Wt..l r.flnt wfclch cniiuot we..r u::i ; t'a . m: t !::.:- iJc J if Ol MruU!( ivt K'tu 1 1 UD Ulnae .Vnil. a-iie. e.f n- 1u t ai.il will not break.. Jinn tn It any x 'iirv.r?il M !?.'-!. Sciit, M-cui iiij; tiie great- e! uvtre ot com forr n THiraHo. T!:uii l'.-;V'. lne been adopted by lite liOAliD of l,Ul Vi"iU.N i:' C r '.. o. Loul., I:'.r.!t, iliiwi:: "... a !:.! o'.Lor Ku-U ci w'l Wwtrn cilic. Tii; ere a)o in Ufcel.. tbe -Oi MAL bcboon of i'ia. iiichiari, V.'!--oi ! in! all oier WM m .4fi- . sp . o th i-'in ir.:- o.' koho'iT. hj :il..e co. V.'f wri' ri'":i '1 wo M uiotaollt I . -.l-jiU-ml a' EtLD.-"5 . MICH..rd 213 A ?25 8, CP.UI V,-, CHICAGO. . - , - v V 1 -' LEADING - CROOERS itli a complete ftocli ol