A ; XL IL TIlIE TA LED B , & J M, R. R. in Nebraska, MAIN LINE. STATIONS s W KhT. No. I. No. 3. I'latiatnouth .. Orrupoli ..... t'onrorrt....... Otlur Crwk., Ituirvllle Honth IScud... ashlatid Greenwood .. . JJucoln IlaatlnK.... . lletl Cloud.... McC'ook .... Akron Donrer... J .1x1 a III i: : k p in 7:M in a in; U :.V h in !:! a III In :4 a in in a in 10 :I7 a in 1 1 :).'. a in 7 :L'H p in 7; p in 7 :r; j in h :ln p hi h :u p in 8 :l-r p hi o -Jw p in lo :l. p in 3 :1 a in .1 :.'M a in Ar. II JSli i in Ar. llr vi :.) om i. va Ar. 4 p m 1ve 4 ::i5 pm r. 6 M p in lre 6 :20 u in ait L've Ar. lve l :.'a a in 8 :0s a in Ar.- 11 :l)0i mlAr. VZ :.ri in i. ve II :top nr l. ve Ar. 4 rVOam'Ar. L've 4 :' a in L've Ar. 8 :o. a mlAr. 1J : Jiin 6 :3.- j in li :() in lo :00 i in F.XI'ltr.SS TIIA1NH CiOINi STATIONS : KAsT' No. 2. No. 4. I'lattmnouth Ar. 5 :10 p m Ar. 9 4)0 a m Oreapolii Ar. 4 :N p in Ar. 8-V)aiu Concord Ar. 4 :3T p in Ar, 8 U a in Cedar Creek... Ar. 4 :22 p in Ar. 8 -25 a in Lunlvlile Ar. 4;l0pniAr. 8 -.17 a m South Itend Ar. 3 :55 p in Ar. :5 a m A.hlaud Ar. 3:35pmAr. 7:48 am Greenwood Ar. 3:I5pmAr. 7 Jlam Lincoln Ar. 2:0flpm Ar. 3:30am lve 2 :2.r p m lve 7 tfrf) a m Hahtlogn Ar. y : n. in A r. 10:15 pm lve 10 :10 a in lve 10 :3o p in Ued Cloud Ar. 8 : I a in Ar. 6 :5T, p m lve 8 a in lve 7 :45 p in McCook Ar. 2;55aiuAr. 3 rfio p in L've 4 :o? a in L've 3 :W p m Akron Ar. 10 :4."i p in Ar. 10:59 a in lve 10 ' p m L've 11 :05 a m Denver 1 L've 7K) in L've 7 :3j a m Train 3 and 4. numbering 39 and 4o west or Ked Cloud, run dally except Sunday. K. C. ST. JOE & C. B. R. R. STATIONS: "'"'"'"VSot"- ilSU riattsmoutll 4 :50 a In 5 :55 p 111 OreaiMills (:0.1a 111 t :07 p 111 I 1'latte 5:11 a m :llp I" Itellevue 5 :28 a 111 6 :2i p m Omaha 6 :0Q a 111 6 :5u p ni btitiavu. BXrKK88 TKAIJfS GOING MA1IU..S. sol'TII. I'lattsmouth 9:20 a in 8:10pm Oreapolis 9 :10 a m 8 :m p in 1m 1'latte 9 :oo a in 7 :.V p m LelUvue I 8 :47 a 111 7 :42 p m Omaha I 8 :25 a in 7 :20 p 111 TI31C TAULE Missouri laciiic Itailroatl. Expreit-s Express Freight leaves leaves leaves going going gniuK SOUTH. SOUTH. SOUTH. OmaliA- 7.40 p. m 8.00 a.m. 12.no a. in. PapUiloli 8.17 " 8,37 " 2,00 p. Ih. Springfield 8:42 9.00 " 3.05 " I.ui-Ville 8.59 " 9.15 3.50 " Weeping Water. 9.24 - 9.40 5.00 Avoca 9.37 9.5:1 " 5.45 " Hunbar Io.o7 " 10.21 " .45 " Kausas City . 0i a.m 7.o7 p.m. St. Loni 5.52 p.m 6.23 a.m. Going I Going Going XOKTII. I XOKT11. XOIITII. St. Loaii-- .. 8 52a.m 8.32p.m. Kansas City 8UWp.in 7.57 a.m. Dunbar 5.10 a.m 4.21p.m. 1.01 p. ni. Avoca. 5.4.5 " 4.54 " 2.10 " Weeping Wsier. e.m " 5.08 " 2.45 " Louisville 6.32 5.33 " 3.5J " Sprilllrtield T6.51 " 5.4S " 4.25 " I'apillion 7.20 " 6.1.5 5.25 ' Omaha, arrive. 8.00 6.55 .n The above U Jefferson City time, which Is 14 minutes faster than Omaha time. AIlfllVAL. AM) HKfAKTlltE OF Pl.ATT43fOUTII MAILS. ARRIVES. 7.30 p. m. I 9.30 a. III. 1 .oo a. ni. i 5.00 p. m. ) I l.oo a m 7.5o p. ni. U. io a m. I 7J3 p. ni. f 4.00 p. m. ll.oo a m. DEPARTS. EASTERN1. WESTERN. 50KTHKR.V, SOUTH KKN. OMAHA. WEEPINO WATER. 9.00 a. m. 1 3.00 p. ni. J 9.oo a. m. 1 6.55 p. m. 4.25 p. m :.'o a. m J 8.2.5 a. m. 4.25 p. m. 8.oo a. m fACTOKYVILLE. l.oo p. m Dec. 17. 18M. KATK.H ClIAH4iKI FUK OKI) KKS. On orders not exceeding $15 - - - 10 cent Orer $13 and not exceeding ?3o- - - 15 cent 5o . W - - 20 cents " (W . " 50 - - 25 cents A single Money Order may include any amount from one cent to titty dollars, but mtut not contain a fractional part of a cent. RATES FOR POSTAGE. 1st class matter (letters) 3 cents per V4 ounce. 2d " - ( Publisher's rates) 2 ct per lb. id " (Transient - Newspapers and books come unaer this class) I cent per each 2 ounces. 1th class (merchandise) 1 cent per ounce. J. W. Marsh all P.M. OFFICIAL. DIRECTORY. CITY DIRECTORY. GEORGES. SMITH. Mayor. WILLIAM H. CL'SHING, Treasurer. J. D. SIMEON, City Clerk. WILLETT POTTENGER. i'olice Judge. K. B WINDHAM. City Attorney. P. H. MURPHY, Chief of Police. P. M-CANN,Orerseerof Streets. C KtEHNKE. Chief of Fire Dept. W. H. SCHILDKNECHT, Ch'u Board of Health COUNCIL EX. 1st Ward Wm . Herold. II. 5L Bons, 2nd Ward J. M. Patterson. J. H, Fairfield. 3rd Ward M. B. Murphv.J.E. Morrison. 4th Ward F. D. Lehnhotf, P. McCallan. SCHOOL BOARD. JESSE B. STRODE. J. W. BARNES. M.A. II ARTIG N Wm. WINTEKSTEEN. L, V. BENNETT, V. V. LEONARD, JN0. W. MARSHALL, o COCS1Y DIRECTORY. VT. II. NEWELL, County Treasurer. J.W. JENNINGS, Counry Clerk. J. W. JOHNSON. County Judire. K. W. HYER-H. Sherifl. CYRUS ALTON, Sup't of Pub. Instruction. G. W. FAIRFIELD, County Surveyor. . P. P. GAiS. Co roue r. . ' r ... . CUKSTX COMMISSIONERS. j . . JAMES CRAWFORD. South Bend Preefnct. i SAM'L RICHARDSON. Mt. Pleasant Precinct. A. B. TODD, Plattsmouth Parties baring business with the County Commissioners, will find them in session the -Firnt Monday and Tuesday nf each month, o BOARD Or TRADE. FRANK CAKRUTH, President. J, A. CONNOR, HENRY B.ECK, Vice-Presidents. WM. S, WISE. Secietary. , . FRED. GORDEB. Treasurer. -' Regular meeting of the Board at th Court ilouse.the first Tuesday evening of each month. J. F. B AUM Ei STER Fumlsi)Ci FrefB, Pmre Milk DEUTEBED DAILY. - " Special calls attended to. and Fresh Milk ; from sains furnished when wanted. 4lr PLATTSI.IOUTH MILLS. PLATTSMOUTH NEB. C. II CIS EL, Proprietor Flour, Com Meal E Feed Always on hand and for sale at lowest cash Driee. The highest prices paid for Wheat and Corn. Pftrtlcaur attention given custom work uimrnal. 1M at twin on th Telephone KxchanRfl. 1 .?. P. Younjr, reMdence. - Hitliiielt to IewlM, Htore. 3 M. 11. Murphy & Co., " 4 iJonner Stables. 6 County (l rk's office. 0 E. II. I.enl. residence. 7 .1. V. Weekb:tcli. nlore. 8 WeMtern Union THi'Klaph ofllee. 9 l. II. Wlieeh r. Te-,i)i e. 10 . A. Campbell, 14 11. It. Wlnilliitlil. 15 .1 .-.. WaMii.in. 111 .1. V. .li iiuliiKK. 17 W. S WUe. ulliie. IH Morrlsney llros., otllce. l! W It. t.'arter, xlore. 20 H. W. I'airlleld, residence. 21 M. II Murphy. 22 l. II. Wheeler (tin, olllee. 2:1 .1. I. Tavlor. redlden;e. 24 Hrxl National Hank. 2.5 I. K. Hull ner'H olllee. i ' .1. I. Yoiiiik, xlore. 28 I'd kins House. 2!l It. W. Ilvrx. revldenee. 31 .lonrual olllee. :rj K;tltOeld'v li: olllee. 31 If r KAMI 11' H. Co ofllee. 3T J. N. WI-.C, resilience. 'MS S. M. i;hapmaii, " .17 W. I. lones. 38 A. N. Sullivan, " 39 II. K. rainier, 40 W. II. Schlhlkiieeht, oflice. 41 Sullivan & Wooley, 42 A. W. Mclaughlin, residence. 43 A. I'altersMu. livery. 44 C. M. Holmes. " 45 L. I. Iieunett. residence. ;eo. S. Smith, ofllee. 47 L. A . Moore, llorst. 49 ., W. Karnes. reilence. M It. It. l.ivinuHton, oflice. 8i7 J. V. Weekiiacti, remdence. 35 Chaiilaiu Wright. 340 W. 11. H:hildknecbt " 3I Ceo. S Smith. " 350 K. K. IJviiigHton. 315 C. C. liallard, . The twitch hoard connect I'lattsmouth with Ashland, Arlington, lilair. Council isiutlx, Fre mont. Lincoln. Omaha Klkhorn Station l'apilUon. Kuriugfleld, Louinville South liend and Waverly. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. smith & hi:eso, ATTOKXKYS AT LAW. Will practice In all Ofllee over Kirft Na- the CourtH In the state. tional IJ.ink. 4yl NEBRASKA. I'LAT-rsMOUTH Ilt. A. NAL.ISUUUV. DENTIST. fllce over Smith. Black & Co's. Drue Store, First class dentistry at reasonable prices, 231 y II. JIKAIIK, 31. .. PHYSICIAN and SUKC.EON. Ofllee on Main street, between sixtn and Soveuth. south eide Cimce open day and uignt county rnvsiriAN. Special attention riven to diseases of women anil cmiilren. 21 tl M. O'DONOHOE ATTOKNEY AT LAW & NOTAKY PUBLIC. Fitzgerald's Block, PLATTSMOUTII, - NEliltASKA. Agent for Steamship lines to and from Europe dl2v32ly it. it. Liri.NfiMToar. 31. P1M8ICIAK & SURCKOS. OFFI E HOURS, from 10 a. m.. to 2 d. ni. cxamiiLri; ourgeon ior u. a. 1'ensiou. . UK. . ailliXEU, PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON Can be found by calling at his oflice, corner 7th aud Main streets, in J. 11. Waterman's house. FLATTSMWTJTII. NEBRASKA. JXH. H. lIATIIinVM ATTORNEY; AT LAW. Oflice over Baker & Atwood's store, south side o( Main between 5th and 6th street!-. 21 tf J. It. NTKOPE. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will uraetice in ull the Courts in the State. DUtrict -ittttrncj and Xutaru Public. WIf,Li !. AVIWK. COLLECTION'S H STECZslLT:. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Real Estate. Fire In surance and Collection Agency. Oilice Union block, I'lattsmouth, Nebraska. 22m3 i. ii. iviiei;lkk &. co. Mrm. ' .vki. ucai ivaic, rue i ii ii int in surance Agents, I'lattsmouth, Nebraska. Col lectors, tax -payers. Have a complete abstract of titles. Buy and sell real estate, neonate plans, &c. i6yl JAMES K. JIOKKIHOX, Notary Public. ATTORNEYAT LAW. Will m-astlce in Cass and adjoining Counties ; gives specia: attention to collections and abstracts of title. Oflice in I? ltzgeraid lilock, Plattsmouth, Nebraska. i vi J. C. XC1TUCRRY, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Has his office In the front part of his residence on Chicago Avenue, where he may be found In readiness to attend io the duties of the of fice. itt. A. II. HELLCK. . XI. . Graduate in PHARMACY AND MEDICINE, Office in Perry's druir storennnnsite th Pir kins house. ICOItKUT It. WIXUIIA3I, Notary Public. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office over Carruth's Jewelry Store. Plattsniouth. - - Nebraska. M. A. HARTIGAN. Ii A W Y E IS . Fitzoerald's Block, Plattsmouth Neb Prompt and careful attention to a general Law Practice. A. N. Scxxjvan. E. II. Wooley SULLIVAN & WOOLEY, Attorneys and Counselors- at-Law. OFFICE In th Union Block, front rooms Prompt attention given t mar25 second story, soufi. all business . BOYD & LAKSEN, Contractors and Builders. Will give estimates on all kinds of work. Any o roe re left at the Lumber lards or Post Oflice will receive promot attention Heavy Truss Framing, for barns and large buildings, a specialty. tor refeience apply to J. P. Young, J. V. "Wee ttkZ n or XI. a. Waterman & Son d&w C. A. VRISLEY & GO'S CD) l BEST. Iff -Tlin MARKET. Made OlttYdt Vegetable Oil and luro Meet Tallow. . To Induce housekeepers to giro this Soap to give luis Duan FBEE a trial, WITH EACH BAR . WE GIVE A FINE TABLE NAPKIN This oLTer Is ma Jo for a short time only and should bo taken advantage of at ONCE. 7o WARRANT this Soap to do more wash ing with ere ate r ease than any soap In the market- It has no EQUAL for use ia hard and cold water. YOUR GROCER HAS IT. G.A.Wrisley&Co. tlr vfiMtwr of Standard LainMSn am a a. sBk ' elsawhcre. Faoy gpvGs tit r tmoLfi ttw?B pLtror. How - B. Waahbttfne 8Ilenc.el a Bally at a PaMle pakln. (Iiicago Tribune. It was the custom of the ex-minister, when managing his congressional contests, to doliver tbo last speech In Uio campaign tho tdght bo foro the eloction at Council Hill, in this county, ten miles from Oalona. This was tb.0 grand liUMtuig-place for old Jo Davioss, and the meetings wore attended lj his .followers for miles around, Thero was one thing that Uncle Elihu (as he used sometimes to be called) was distinguished for, and that was bravery. Ho was pluck to the backbone, although then of spare dimen sions, he was as strong as a lion and as quick as a cat. On one of the occasions above mentioned Mr. 'Washburne was ad dressing a large meeting at Council Hill. Among the audience was quite a smattering of tho Democracy, who were there. Homo ac tuated by curiosity and others to intorrupt tho speaker. In the latter crowd,' which occupied raisod seats in tho front end of the AlethodiHt church, whore tho. moctinz was hold was a woll-known and greatly feared bnlly, ono Pat Welch, who was shot and killed a few rears axo in a saloon in Colo- ratio. Welch was slightly drunk, and had interrupted Mr. Wasbburno several times in the most insulting manner. The latter stood It for awhile complacently, and linally re quested tho ejection of Welch. There was not a man in the audience who dared to tackle tho bully, and he was pormitted to remain, until Cncle Lilhu himself, stung to passion by taunting and grossly insulting remark of Welch, loaped down from the stago, and. makine his war to where tho drnnken loafer was scatod, he caught him by the hand and jerked him from his perch with lightning rapidity and hustled him out the door before Welch Lad fairly time to breatho, much loss to offer resistance. Mr. Washburne thon dull berately walked back to the platform and continued his speech without runner interruption, weicii lingered about the church for some time threatening to shoot his ejector on sight, but his more discreet po litical frionds succeeded in getting him out of the way, knowing full well that if there was to 1jo a funeral the corpse would not be that of t. li. Washburne. Ieter Cooper's Monument. New York Lottor. Tho project to build a monument to Peter Cooper on tho littlo grassy triangle between Third and Fourth avenues, just below Cooper Union, has been put forth under such auspicos that it is likely to bo realized. At tho samo time an earnest protest will go up from the workingmon's leagues and others who will fur nish tho money against erecting a memorial that shall be merely a pile of stono, however well finished. It is felt that a monument to such a man should be somohow a history of his life a handsome pedestal, for instance, Burrounded with bas-relief groups of his va rious activities, and surmounted with a he roic statue of himself in his prime actually doing something. One day last week I was talking with one of our best sculptors on tho Bubiect. The loca tion choson is an admirablo one." he said, "and the statue to be placed there ought to bo full of life, as he always was. It seems to me it should be made to commemorate both tho man and ono of tho eroatest events in our history. of which he was the hero. Peter Cooper built tho first locomotive, and made with it the first steam trip on land over made in this country. He built it mostly with his own hands, and wholly with his own ingonuitr.and he put it on tne Baitimoro & Ohio railroad and made a trial trip before btepnenson s great triumph in England.and even before news of Stephenson's experiment had reached our shores. The statue should be placed on the pedestal with tho eager forolook of an engineer, and holding in the right nana tho lever of a locomotive. This, if well done, would bo worthy of the subject while it would record America's part iu tne greatest invention or the century, and would indicate the strongest bent of Mr. Cooper's life that for mechanical contri- a ncos. 3IodieskatIilkins Cows. On Modjeska's marriage with Count Bozenta, her second husband, a true love match on both sides, the Cincinnati Times-Star says that she desired to leave the Polish stage, and cut ting short her triumphant career, with its at tendant hardships and illusions, to retire into a natural and peaceful privacy. She and her husband then left Poland, taking with them a large number of their countrymen and wo men, witn the somewhat yunotio idea or founding a Polish colony in California. There they dwelt peacefully, indeed. but not too prosperously. Madam e's beautiful hands made the butter, milked the cows, and fashioned the garments of her hus band and littlo son. Eventually the count found that this idyllic life was runnlnir awar with his fortune indeed the charming couple are not of tho stuil of which money makers are made. With a nobility and generosity not often encountered, they paid the return passage to Po land of every member of their now numerous colony and found themselves penniless in Cali fornia. It was then that Mme. Mokjeska made her first appearance in America, actually play ing for her daily bread. In three months she learned English, with which she was quite un acquinted, sufficiently well to play in it, and has now become tho women whom two con tinents love .nd admire. The Strength of Xltro-Glycerine. Chicatro nerald. The technical manager of an English "ex plosive company" writes to The London Times to say that the current statements in regard to the effect of nitro-glycorine explosions are much exaggerated. He states that the maximum effect of tho explosion of a ton of nitro-glycerine would be 61,452 foot tons or a power equal to raising 04,452 tons weight one foot Dyamite would be some thing less, 45,675 foot-tons ; blasting gelatine, rather more, or 71. 050. 1 his would be the maximum effect, and could bo obtained only under the most favorable circumstances: 71,000 tons of ordinary building stone would be a cube ninety -six feet upon oacn side, and the explosion would raise it but one foot The explosion of a ton of any explosive at present known would bo purely local m its effects. A few bnildings would bo destroyed, but beyond the immediate vicinity nothing worse than broken class would result Tho writer coos on to say that he has often exploded a pound of dynamite suspended from the end of a fishing-rod by a string about six feet long. As there was do solid matter to project, no re ceived no injury. ajThere were i-mally about threo feet of string left uninjured, and the fishing-rod was not shattered. All this should be vastly reassuring to the emperor of Russia and other "blarsted" rulers who at present live in a state of mortal terror. How Adulteration Is Punished in Uermany. Popular Science News. In Germany tho adulteration of food or drink involves, on conviction of the delinquent, extremely heavy penalties. As an instance, a wine merchant, for manufacturing a liquor sold by him as pure wine, but adulterated with various compounds and ingredients, was con victed and amerced in a heavy penalty, sen tenced to be imprisonod with hard labor for three and a half years, and ninety thousand bottles of the beverage that still remained un sold in his cellars wore forfeited. ' IteNtfaT Confidence. Arkansaw Traveler. - J - "Doctor," said a fond mother, leaning over tho bedside of her soa who seemed to be Buf fering greatly, "what is the matter with him?" The physician examined the sufferor and re plied, "He's sick." "Thore," exclaimed the woman, "I knew you could tell what was the matter with him. How fortunate it is that you are in the neighborhood !" And she looked at the medical gentleman with an expression that poke of restful confidence. - Ho w Bamnm Emptied a Hhow. A story is told of how Barnum once succeed ed In emptying his big show at a time when it -was densely erowded and thousands were wait ing ouhdde to obtain admission. He knew that a start was all that was needed to effect this purpose, but how to manage that was the rub. At length a bright idea occurred to him. Fainting up in large letters on a pioce of calico, 'This way to Egress," he hung it up at a convenient anglo of his show. Some of the simple country people thinking "egress" was some strange new animal just added to the collection, passed through the slit in the curtain, and to their amazement found themselves outside the show. The thing was done, livery body saw every other body making for the corner where the new animal was on exhibition, and in a few minutes the show was emptied, the outgoing stream being so great that it was quite impos ibla to turn when once caaslit in its eddr. . FORMERLY 07 KANSAS." (Denver Tribune. Ia it yon, old pard, with your whitened hair An your rugged beard laid on your breast, An your pale eyes sot in a deathly etaro, That's takin' your last and lonely rost 'Mid the snow-capped Rockies? I knowed him, sir, when his eyes was clear WLen his face was smooth as a smilin girl's When his limbs was as fleet as the frightened deor When his head was covered with nut-Lrowa curln 'Twas a long, long time ago. He was with Jim Lane a han'some lad An' we done our liveliest him and me An' it's many a narrer chance we had Along the border but what cared wo In them days down in Kansas t When tho war come on, then me an Jim Haddled our horses and rode away An' fit for tho union me an' him Till all unsullied out o' tho fray SVo come with Kansas. Is it you, old pard, with your frosted hair An your scrawny beard swept down your breast An' your brave eyes fixed in a ghastly staro, That has laid down here on the icy crest O' the snow-capped Rockies I B'pohou' we hide his furrowed faco Under that yonder moanin' pino; And on tho stone that marks tho place We'll carve naught else but tho simple line "Formerly of Kansas." . "PLUNGER" WALTON lven Hit Ideas or the Hotel of the Future. New York Letter. "I shall build on that spot," said Hunger Walton, the other evening, pointing to the Madison Square Garden, Mho finost hotel in New York. It will occupy the wholo block. Thero will be a great court in tho centre, like the palaces of Central. Europe. And I will have flowers and fountains of running water in the court, and it shall bo covered with glass that can easily open. Every floor shall be mosaic, like the vestibule floor of the Casino and Windsor Pal ace, and the main entrance shall be on the in ner court The building shall be lire-proof, and there shall be elevators till you can t ros I mean till you can." After this burst of enthusiasm he went off aud saw Vandorbilt, who was so affected by the fervor as to charge him about twice as much as the place was worth. 'Twas ever thui. Every week or two somebody is fascinated anew by the blandish ments of tho old hippodromo: Yanderbilt is ap plied to, aud, with proper prudence, he marks it up a notch oacn time. At the figure named Walton hesitates. Hut he will very likely buy it at last; for he has made a heap of British gold out of the cx ploits of Iroouois and i'oxliall, and he has nothing on earth to do at the present time ex copt merely to run tho St Jame3 hotel and keep the New York streets clean. I shouldn't wonder if he bought a newspaper to expend his money and energy on. But a colossal hotel first: for he has some pet ideas to realize, one of which is to furnish any sort of climate tho guest wants. Ho insists that, with glass over head and compressed air to be supplied through pipes, any sort of latitude and longi tude can be iurmshod the salino of the sea. the balsam of tho pines, aud the ozone of the mountains. The IMtTereiioe. "I feel to-night," said a lady, who was al ways at a loss for a word, at a musical party tho other evening, "I feel to-night like a like a like a dear me,how stupid I am ! like a " "A morning star," suggested her husband. "No, dear; like a . What are those birds that sing after dark?" "Mosquitoes." "What nonsense you do talk! Of course not Well, now, how annoying!" "Betsybugs." "Rubbish! Dear me, it's extremoly annoy ing. What is it i reel iiKo? l know what it is just as well as anything. Those birds that never sing except at night time." "Cats!" The latter suggestion of her husband was re jected with scorn, and she remarked that it was of no consequence, she would prooaoiy think of it by-and-by. About a o clock the fol lowing morning Harry was dreaming that. while on the top of a beer barrel, it exploded; when ho was blown clear into the middle or a Sandwich island barbocue. Just as the odor of roasted missionary greeted his nostrils, ho i i , i.-. . " was awaiienou uy ma wiie. "Harry! Harry!" "What's the matter now?" "I've got it" "What, tho colic?" "No, pet: it's the nightingales." "Where do you feel them, net?" "O! you stnpid; I've the word I couldn't think of to-night I feel like a nightingale." "I'm sorry for it" and he turned over and went to sleen. A Scientific Prize Bins, At the meeting of the British association the geological section mado an excursion. The na tives of tho explored regions were very much at a loss to conjecture what it all meant The vehicles, the number and sturdy appearance of some of the excursionists, and so far as they could see the absence of all motive for the gathering, puzzled the country people ex ceedingly. At last, when a party who had formed a circle round Dr. Buckland to hear his explanation of the conformation of the surrounding country had broken up and were leaving tue grouna, one wonaering native was heard to remark to another in a tone of severe disappointment: "I say Roger, why. dang me. if it arn't all over. They've broke up the ring,' and thore arn't going to fight arter alL" Tennyson's Appearance. Carlvleial844. Tennyson is one of the finest looking men in the world. A great shock of rough, dusty, dark hair, bright, laughing, hazel eyes, mas sive equiline face, most massive yet most deli cate, of sallow-brown complexion, almost Indian-looking, clothes cynically loose free and easy; smokes infinite tobacco. - His voice is musical, metallic, fit for loud laughter, piercing wail, and all that may lie between; speech and speculation free and plenteous ; 1 do not meet, in these late decades, such company over a pipe ! To Belgium we must look for one of the most stupendous engineering works of modern times the new Antwerp docks, which will be completed in 1S&L There is to be a ouay two miles long and 300 feet- wide. The uniform waterway will be 1,050 feet wide and twenty-six feet dcup. It is calculated that fifty Atlantic liners will be able to lie broadside on the quay at once. . Some of the best English jockeys are women; daughters of farmers, or of country squires who hare lost their fortunes. They hare been accustomed to ride to hounds from their child hood, are perfectly fearless, and their light weight in the saddle makes them desirable as jockeys. Charles Kingsley's poem of "Loraine Jjoree" has one or these women jocueys ror its heroine. One of the most interesting featuros of agri culture in California is olive crowing. It is thought that the state could easily raise a crop as large as that of Italy, which sells yearly for S-0,0(0,0tXJ.- One ranch owner at ssanta uar - bara has derived a profit . of 822,000 an acre from his plantation. Chicago Herald: James Kelly, a brakeman running out of East Portland, Ore., a few days ago was seized with a fit of vomiting and threw up a lire lizard, two inches in length. 'Exchange. Merciful powers! li a common brakeman can do that, what might be expected from a genet al superintendent of tramcr II nil road lluildins. A contractor versed inrailroai'' bonding says "A common prairie track costs 512,000 per mile to construct $3,150 for grading, $.1,022.50 for fifty-fcix-pound steel rails, leaving less than $5,000 for bridging, ties, track laying, etc. This does not include right of way. But a road equipped with depots, round-houses, etc., should not cost over $20,000 per mile, and on roost roads between the Mississippi and the Rocky Mountains the cost per mile was less." Wished Himself Young. One cannot help regretting his age at times. Fontonelle. when far away amid the cold cf the mneiies, was once in conversation with a beautiful woman, when he suddenly exclaimed. "Ob, Madame, if I were only fourscore agiin !r TOO MUCH COKJTIDENOB, A Chicago Board of Trod? Han JjOBei Ills Electricity. His ivirrc Lose Her qillbrlam and a Hllver Weddlnff katty &0SO Their liffnltr Teck's Sun. Had a party np to yonr hotjso last night, didn't you," said a Chicago board of trade man to another, aa ho appeared on tho floor Wednes day morning. "O, only a blow out, on the occasion of the twenty-fifth anniversary of our wedding. I beg of you not to mention it, as I suppose I made tho most colossal fool t myself that over was smco Adam dug angleworms in the garden of Eden, and put them in an old tomato can and went fishing for bull-heads. It makes me ache to think of it, and I am sick ." "Well, tell ns about it, in confidence," said tho friend, winking at a few other follows around a flour table on tbo floor of tho main room. "If it is in strict oonfl Jonee, I don't mind,' said tho victim, as he took off his plug hat and wiped tho perspiration from his bald head. "Vou see, I don t believe in parties at all, and would go to bt ixiuis at a moment's notice lr i know thero was going to be a party. My wife knows this, and she soldom goes out I have so much businoss that I don't think of anything elso, and to go Vi a party, whore vou can t talk about wheat, makes mo sick. Vtby, I went to a jutriy iwo years ago, anu laiKeu wjiu mo ww men for two hours on fashions and things, and I got so nervous a friend had to take roe to the smoking room, and I think I would have died if a friend had not taken com passion on mo. and bought 40.000 May wheat or mo, right thoro. I couldn't have lived nve minutes more. Well, Monday my wife said that tho noxt day was our twenty-fifth anniver sary, and wanted to know if wo couldn't have a littlo party. I kicked on it iu a minuto and told her I would give her a check for 9 1,000 to get anything she wanted, but for lioa yen's sake not to have a crowd of people around to drive me mad. She took tho check, aud that day and the next she was driving around spending it, and I thought it was a cheap way out of the affair. Tuesday night 1 went home, and she was .as smiling as a basket of chips and dressed np to kilt After supper we wont to our room, and she asked ma if she wasn't as pretty as alio was when 1 married her, and I told her sho was. You know wo have got to lie some in our business. Then she told me I better put on my dress suit, and I flared up aud asked her if she had been inviting in a gang of people, and sho said no, but several know it was our anniversary, and they might drop in to con gratulate us. So I want aud harnessed up like a dude, and perfumed myself, and combed the nair over uiu oaiu spot, ana iookou iiiio a io tho brido-groom comoth. ' Then she said I better go down and light the gas in tho parlor, and I wont down and scratched a match on my leg, and the brimstone fell off on the carpet, and I stepped on it, and swore a littlo, and said matches were not near as good as they were twenty-hve years ago, and 1 made facetious remarks about people coming to a house prowling around after cold victuals whon tuey were not invited, and my wife said 'h-u-s-h,' and I took another match and scratched it on my leg four or five timeH, and it would not go. and I swore a little more, and said I didn't believe there was half as . much electricity concealed about our persons as thoro was twenty-five years ago, and hit wife came in the room and pulled my coat tail and said s-s-h-h,' and finally I got a match that would light, and whon I went to turn the gas burnor it wouldn't turn, and then 1 said some moro harsh words, and burned my fingers on tho match and threw it down and stamped on it, and was going,' on to give my opinion of parties in gen eral and peoplo in particular who did not know enough to Btay at homo and lot decent people alono, when my wife, who had got up on a chair and scratched a match, lit the gas. ell you could have Knocked me down with a crow bar. If there was one person in that room there were a hundred, and they bust out into a roar of laughter that shook tho building, and the chair my wife stood on tipped over, and she went down kerflummux into a clothes basket full Of dishes the surprise party had brought O, I thought I should Bink, but I did't have any sinker, so I floated around on the surface of society, aid every man and woman was laughing. After my wife got out of tho basket, and a neighbor had wiped the chicken salad off her dreas, where she had sat down in the basket, and got tho ico cream off, where she run her arm clean up to the elbow in it, I tried to apologizo, but my tongue seemed clove to the roof of my house. Tho worst of it was the minister of our church sat within four feet of me when I was talking about the matches, and when I thought of my class in Sunday-school,and how the minister had wanted me to be superintendent, i ten sick, ion Know I am not a bad man. notwithstanding the busi ness I am in, but when I saw the pain on the minister's face, and noticed how his wife looked at me as though she thought 1 was a South Chicago rough, I would have sold May wheat at ninety cents and thrown myself in. It was the worst case of misplaced confidence that ever was, and l wonder that I am alive. "How did it turn out? Did they get mad at what you said, aud go away," said his partner. . "Mad? Did they go away? Not much. I will bet some of them are there yet They took possession of the house and had the big gest spread you ever saw. I opened up the wine cellar, to show that there was nothing mean about me, and they drank the wine to show that there was nothing mean about them. and we had a lightning time. I was ripe about . . . , t . i , f . i . i a o cioca mis moriimg anu my who piokeu me off the bannisters, and when I hugged the minister and his wife, as they went away and wished them many happy returns, they had changed their minds about me aud thought I was a blue-gTass thoroughbred. But that set tles it No more anniversaries for me. Lordy, how my head jumps. How's wheat?" aud the man went into the wheat pit as though he had boon shot out of a cannon. AAEON BURR'S PISTOLS. A Formidable Pair of Weapons, With One of Which Hamilton Was Killed. Louisville Courier Journal. Some weeks ago I ran acros3 perhaps the most famous and fatal firearms on this con tinent tho superb dueling pistols of Aaron Burr. They are a bono breaking brace of the first calibre, and tho property of Capt Brent Hopkins, of this city. One of these pistole fired the ball that killed Alexander Ham- deep notch indented on the handle. The pia- land, and were imported by Burr at tne close of tho revolutionary war. The barrels are thirtnnn inelin lone, and carry an ounce DalL They are Hint locks, and the pans for the priming are lined with gold, and tho touehhoios are bushed with tho same metaL They are hair triggers, and snoot witn jrreat force and accuracy. The locks are very iiinfirinr and of oxnlliaitn meehaniBm. J.he pair came into the possession of Capt. Brent Hopkins, the present owner.through his uncle. t apt. oain oooue nociiina i mo mnj-o-w reeiment of United States Dragoons, who pur chased them from Burr in Washington city m the winter of 1S13 or lsl l, paying $ W in gold for them. Burr remarked at the time that he would not let any ono e:ao have the pistols, as he hid used them with Hamilton. The wea6ns have snrely a bloo l-stamca historv. Thov have been used with fatal effect in eleven duels. Among the sanguinary com bats. Tettis of Virginia killed Eiddle on Bloody island, near St Louis; Ldward Towns of ir ginia killed a Frenchman near Now Orleans; Cant Sam Ooode Hopkins killed a Spanish count near Madrid, .Mo. ; Hugh Brent killed a man from Georgia on Diamond island, below Henderson, Ky. They wore U6ed sover.il tiaiei in Virginia, twice in South Carolina, and more than once in Kentucky, with deadly effect Bob- ert Triplets of Owensboro, Bhot tue oia law yer, I'mi Thompson, OI tuai city laruusn ami through with ono of them, but, strange to say. Thomppon recovered, and grow as fat as a lumr Hrnrv Clir. tnd CaDt Hopkins were fast friends, and the former was to have used the pistols in one of his duols, but they arrived a day too late. I nans werauie. Harvard Lampoon. rriest Tat, I uncVratand you are going ta bo married again." DisconEolato Widower Vis, your riv'rence." Priest "But your wife. Tat, has only been dead two weeks." D. W. 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