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Iuuviil". . wuMtplo' Wjiter. .ruci vJoialHur .' avaitMi City . St. LeaU 7. Jo p m t.oo a-iu .3 uo a.fii " lA.w a. m. .ii " i.4i .6e " 9.24 ' U.37 " lo.ui 6.17 a. 111 5.M p. 111 p. a.ai 3 bit - 3.00 - 0.15 " 6.15 " iu.vt " 7i p.m. i.2i a.Bi. Goiuv 0lug . Uoiua . north. MOJITH. NORTH alt. Lu-- ' KaJlaa City lJ nil bar ATuca. Weeplox Wjilar. LoaUvtiTe ttpriufl14 1'apii.ioa.. ..- .. il 52 a. Ill 8.3H p. In 8.33 p.m. ra.ui. 4.21 p.m. S.lo a.ui 1.01 ?.10 2.45 3 50 4.J6 Z.iS 7 IM p. n. 3.43 X! 1 4.54 " 4.08 33 ; Of 15. " U V. S.3I I. JO H.IIO The above U Jefferson Citt time, which la 14 uauia ueier uian vnnaiia (tine. : - ABBIYAIi AJKU DBPABTt'RK ri,ATTtSIIJTff MAILM. OF AIUIITU. tjm p. m. t JM a. m. ( .eo a. iu. 1 8.00 p. u. f ! 1.00 a ta DRrABTO. - ATnci.-' . ...-..( . -. . jfOHTRKILN.T . - ' SOL'THKKN. OMAHA. -' WKtriHO WAtXR. I 1 vo p. m. t n.oo a. ai. I am p. m. p. m a jia.tn 70 p. m. 1 j.n a m. I 8. J.'. a. ni. Je p. 4.-JJ p". iu. t.ae p. m. 11.00 an. .w a. in " ACTOR V V I LJ-X. !. p. ra SO.VKY : OBUEKM.j Oo orders not exceeding 31-..- - 10 cent Over 615 and not exceaia 83 - - - 15 cent - 830 " --' cent - 40 " 60 ' - - Z ceots X ilnRle Mouev Order may Include 'any Amount from one cent to fifty dollars, but autut not cootaiu a fractional pat of - cent. KATEI TOM I'OrtTAllK. lt ciaoe matter (letter) s cmt5 per V4 ounce, 84 " " I PublLnher'a rates i cm p-r lb nl (Trauaieut Newpapeni and dvok corue unier iui ci I cent per eacxi i ouocea. 4tb daw (iaerhndie) 1 cent per outlee. J. W. Makmhaix P. M o.nciAt DiRicrroRT. CEOROKS.SMlTH.-Ma-. or.: to 1 LLI AM 11. CCttHINtaV 1rea.ftirer.- V " . J. U. ttIM raOS: City Clerk WI I.LETT irorrKSliliK. I'olice Judee. B. B. WINDH 4 M. City Attomsy. P. B. ML'RPHX, Chief of Police. . P. McCANN.Overaeerof fttreei. C KUiU.NkE. Chief olKlie UrM. W. H. SCH1LDKKKCUT. Ch'u Board of Health COUNCIL.. 1st Ward Wu . Ilerold. M. M. Boas. . and Ward J. M. Palteraou. J. li. Pairaeld. 3rd Ward M. B. Murphv.J.I &ioriton. 4th Ward Y. D. IhbhoS. r. McCallau. SCHOOL BOAJIO. JE4SK B. STRODE. J. W. BARNES. M.A. UAUTIOAN - Wot. WINTKU&TEEN. L. 1. BENNKTT. " V. V. LEONARD. -MBWr-JNO. W. MARSHALL. COC3ITV OIBKCTOr. ; - W. If. NEWKLL. County Treasurer. J. W. JKNNlNtiS. County Clerk. J. W. JOHNSON. CemteTy Jude. B, W. HVEiU, Hhsrlfl. ... CYUUS ALTON, Sup't of Pub. lust met lou. O. W. FAIRFIELD. County Borveyor. 1 P. P. GA&. Coroner. CUUKIT COMMISSION KBJt. , IAMKB CRAWFORD. South irud-Preeli.ot. DAM'L R IC11 A BDON . Mt. Pleaatut Precinct. ja. v. 1 ui'i'. .riaiuarrouiu r ' Parties uavtag busluesa ..with the TCount Cebimisalwavrs. wUl And tbetai in session the ri.it Monday and Tuesday of each month. MOABIi Or TKADK. FRANK CARRUT11. President. J. A. CONNOR. HESRY B ECK. VTeVrel- donts. , U- WM. s, WISE, Sect etary. :- FRED. CKRDB. Treasiirer.- BeaJar aieetlnga oftbe Hoard at the Court Hoase.tlie first Toeaday exenkig of each montn. 4 tr T 1 o F. BiVUfJElSTEH i Foxniahe FreA, PurMllk ' DCUTLUIUUtlLY. Special calls atten44 &. mad Freah Una broaa turBUhe Vkai waated.'." ' 4It PLATTSnObf H JILLS. fXATXsbatOCTH XK& Pre)prIetorv Flour. Corn Mtal 4 for aeJe M lew est cask pal4 If wpeajt an we turea oumoui worm . 1--- - ' " j.-.io s in :io am '. ' 9 ni a iu 7. 8 :47 a 111 8 :25 a iu II' ! Ml TKtUI mm -ot"Joarnal.rfTaeWhw. Fancy goofls &t"c0-r J. P. Young, residence. Bennett 4k Lewis, store. M. B. Murphy & Co.. M Bonner Stables. Coanty Clerk's office. H. II. Lrwl, reMder.re. J. V. Week bach. Mure. Weilern Union leleiciaph ofKc. 1. II. Wheeler, residence. II. A. Campbell, R. II. Wind nam. Jao. Wsyiaaii, .1. W. .leniiimr. W. H. WUe. oftlcr. Morrissey Bros., utile. W K. I iwl-. -1 MM. n. W. e:irnrld.r-l l.- U. B Murpby. I. M. v in eit-r & . iilU'-e. rT" I B: a M J 2V 31 3J J. I. Talr. ri-Minv. Urit NaiKi -jil llm.k. I. K. UiiiIhit'i olil:f. J. 1. Yuunk. nture. 1'vrkliii House. K. W. Ily--r. rrIJ'ii-e. JiHirUHl otUce. KMlinVltlV Ice flke. II I'M A I. II PUM. Co nM-e J. Wise. reipiu'-. 1. M. Cliaiiuiaji. ' W. I), lotiea. A. N. ftulllvaii, II. K. I'Hlmer. W. II. Hchllilkneelil. onicc Hulllviui ti '.Vo. ey. Ai W. MciJIUifllllu. raldeUOf. -A. Paltenou. livery. M. Holme. I. I. Itiibett. reniileiiS4. ie. 3. Xuiltli. oltlce. I A. &Ioore, tlor Ml. J. W. ItMrnei. renldi-nce. k. K. I.lvlii!itim. utllce. J. V. Weckliiii'll. reileu:. CliHiilalu Wrlulil. Vf. II. Kcblldkuecht " ieo. H Miulth. K. K. LivluKton. V. V. Ilallaril. 34 3e' 3; XI m 3 40 41 i 4.1 41 45 40 47 4 fin i7 3(0 315 The witch buarU roimect- I'lat tsinouili ;i Ashlan.l, Arliiigtoo. Ulair. Coiiik II Itliiirx. Fre. mDt. Lincoln. Omaha Klklion. soiinn PapllUou. SurinKBeld. .ooivllle South Uend aint Wateily. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. soi 11 11 jt iii:kso. ATTOUNKYS AT LAW. the Court in the. Htate. Will practice iu all Office over Kimt Na- KBUHKA. tioiiul Hank. I'LAlTit.MOUTII Ilt. A. MALiISIIUKV. DEUTIST. Jfllce over Smith. lilaek a Co' limn st,. Plret clafut dtutistry at reasonable price-, -nly II. SlKAnK, SI. I. PHYSICI AN ami SURGEON. Orrlcj" mi Mui Mreet. bctwtfn .Sixth and Koventh xxinh m..i. Ortlce open day and ditsht xDjrrv i-ii VHK IAN. hp.'cia! alieiitioi: eiven to dite:tHn of U'lllllli and children. vui M. O DONOHOE ATTORKKY, Af UW A NOTARY PUBLIC. Fitzgerald lityck. r -4 'i'LATTTSfoVTH.V- XKBIt.VSKA. Affeiitrror Ste.rir5l.tp Much to and from Europe. 1I252I R. It. MVI(iNTOX, M. nirsiciAN & 8UKUKO.N. OKKI HOURS, from lo a. 111.. to n Ksaiuiii i u Surgeon lor U. S. 1'eimiou. in. Utt. . NILI.KR, rHiSICIA.N A.NU SOKllEOS.' Can be found by calling at hid office, comer 7th and Alaiu fetreein, iu J. II. Wali-ruiau'x hou.it-. I'LATTHMOl' l -. K11KA8K A. JAH. H. 3IATIIEWH ATTOUMKV AT LAW. . OlUce over Baker & Atm ood'a atore. aoutli Hide ot Main between 5 til and tilti atreets. Zltf . J. H. NTnoilE. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will tirtt it. oil the Courts in the Mate. District .Vturuoj and Staru PahVe. U'llyLS. W'lHi:. COLLECTION'S HTSCfALTl. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Real Kst.-tt Kir- in. urauce and Collection Agency. Ollle tTi.i..n Dlork. r-lact.suionth. Nebraska. . . H. WIIE12LKK A CO. f.AW nirwirif 1 t-: . . . . . . I.. rue ana i.uein- urance Agents. I'ltiwnimith vnind,,, le5Af"'tf-Py"- Have a complete abstract 01 titles, liuv and sell real 1.1... - I JAMES K. JIOKU1HOX. ATTORNEY' AT T A W W?,?"b".. and adjoining Counties ; gives specia: attentioi. to collections and abstracts of title. Oiiioe in ritzgeraia Ulock. Plattamouth. Nebraska. J. fJ. .EWDCUKY, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. 119 lila officx in the. front part of his residence on cnicuno Av nun where ha may be found iu o t!i-j duties of the of 47tf. reauiueiis to atimi 1 flee. A. II. HULLUIL - 4i. Jf . . . . tlradifctte in " PHARMACY AND MEDICINP. Office in Perrv'.i drn Mtori.oii.injifi. n.. Per kins houne. KOBRUT It. 1V1MI U AM, Notary Pcblic. ATTOKNKY AT LAW. Office over Carruth's Jewelrv Store. PlattSIUOUth. - - . N-l.raa'ka M. A. HARTIGAN, LA W Y E 11 . Fitz;r-rvli':J HuycK, Plat rsiiof l it Neh Prompt and careful attention to a general Lw Practice. A. N. Sullivan. k. ri. Wnnr.s-T SULLIVAN &W00LEY, Attorneys and Counselors- atLaw. OFPICE-Io -h- Union BI -ok. front r.Hims Prompt uttenti-tn given t mari5 aecund story. ao'4". all bu-inesi . BOYD & LARSEN, Contractors and Builders. Will give estimates on -,11 kinds of work. Any order left at the Lumber Yard-- or I'ost Officii will receive pioniot attemin Heavy Truss Framinp;, for barns aud large buildings a specialty. For refeience a ipply to J. P. Youn;' II. A. Water inai & J. V. on. Wee djk w l: li or 5 v in JV&L H jat 'it . DEST IN THE MARKET. Made OSXJTof Vegetable Oil. - and lyuro lice f Tallow. To Induce hooaekeepcrs to cIto tbla 809 ft tt IaL WITH BACH BAR rs fn IT3 ' WE GIVE A FINE 5 C S V, TABLE KAPKIN U UQfc This o3er la nado for a short tln ' 7! ana anouia m taEen advantago or at t. . . vre vt AiutLi a-, uus soap to uo morev: K - ln&r witn greaMr ease tnan anr aoap za ka market. It has no EQUAL, for use la Bard and sold water. ' Youac::8En rut it. t 2 9 4 S 7 a lo 14 IS 10 17 IU 10 Id sMMl TsSllBt eotts. rr. - if LAND IN DAKOTA. How the Government's Free Lands May Be 8ocurod. Eatriee Fader the Hokmeetead, Pre raapUoa mad Timber Coltore Acts-VeBeraJCIarer I aaatlon. ralnud" In The Inter-Ocean. ' There la alwaya a claae of piODocra who are Dolther pracUoti farmera nor provident mou, read to more oa or oat about tbo time of prov ing tip. These pre-emptore without a pur pose, and homateadera without a hope, after going through more or lees hardships in com plying In a manner with the provisions of tho law, are willing to sell out for a song. By im proving their opportunities of this kind, per sons who are either in Dakota to atay, or to make a comfortable Investment, can easily and at littlo expense obtain what they want The great rush is, however, for tho free lands of the government, and as long as the best lands are to be secured under the benefi cent laws of congress, pooplo who road for in formation about Dakota will wish to know more concerning them and the methods of ac quiring them than to be put on the track of bargains in deedod real on la to. 80 many inquiries h.tvo been sont me, for the pcrposo of obtaining exp icitldirections as to just what the laws are in relaxation to the three rights of tho American citizen to help himself to a farm at Undo Ham's expense, that I thought I would incorporate in this letter a clear and concise statement of the United States land laws, for which I am indebted to several sources of information. Tbo free lands of tho United States govern ment are ouiamou unaor me iiomcstcau, pre emption and timber-culture acts. To obtain a homestead tltp party must, on making his application or filing, make an affidavit that he is over the age of 21, aud stato whether ho is the head of a family; that ho id a citizen of the United States, or has de clared bis intention to become such, an d that the entry is made for his own use and bene fit, and for purposes of actual settlement and cultivation. Ho is roquired to pay a total fee of $14 at the land oflioo. After having rcuidc-d upon and cultivated this land for a continuous period of five years, during which ho must not lu been absent from t!ie land for a longer interval than six m.mths at any one time, the homosteador is ro- a uired to make fi:ikl proof of the same before 10 proper laud ollicors, or a constituted judi cial oilicer in his district, and on payment of a further foo of $t will be given a final receipt for h s land, which serves all legal purposes of a deed uu.il his regular patent is issued in duo course of time. Tho honisUiader may, if he so electa, com mute his entry after a bona tide residence upon and cultivation of the land for six months, and prove up, oy paying me government price, which is ordinarily $1.2o an acre, or, if the laud Los within a railroad grant, $2.50 an acre Soltaers and sailors who served during th i lafe war of tho rebellion may deduct the time of ench service (not to exceed four years) from the five years' ruaidoDee required of the others ; thus a man who served three vears will have to reside on his homestead but two years in order to secure a patent This benefit is ex tended to widows or minor orphan children of such persons aa would have been entitlod to tho same. Soldiers or sailors, as above, may filo their claims for a tract of land through an agent, artvr which they have six months in which to make resilience upon the land. Thus a soldier who wan'B to secure an immediate selection, and cannot come on at once to do it, can send a power of attorney to an agent here, who can select the land and file upon it, and the Boldier so sending can wait six months before coming on himself. All others, except tho class last mentioned, are obliged to make their application in person. All lands obtained under the homestead laws are exempt from liabilities for debts contracted prior to issuing patent therefor. Under the pre-emption laws the government, in consideration of residence and cultivation on the part of the pre-emptor, virtuallv agrees to convey 1SJ acres of land, after the provisions of the law have been complied with, on pay ment of $1.25 per acre for tho land, except where the land lies within thelimits of a rail road grant, when $2.50 an acre double min imum is charged for it To secure a pre-emption the party must rst make settlement by the erection of a claim nnaniy or snacic or otherwise, and afterward file his declaratory statement at any time within three months after the date of such settlement, for which a fee of $2 is charged at the land office. Final proof may be made at any time after six months, or within thirty months, on the. pnyuient of tho prico of the land as above stated. Parties owning 320 acres of land in any Btate or 'territory, or who would leave their own land in the same state or territory in order to move on to government band, are prohibited the ex ercise of the pro- emption right The cultivation both of a pre-emption and of a homestead consists in breaking and cultivat ing a ny where from a f o w to ten acres of ground, according to the character of claimant's com pliance witn the letter and spirit of laws, which are certainly liberal enough to be fairly carried out, and residence is taken to mean the establishment of a home from which a person's absence should largely depend on thenecessitv therofor in the maintenance of a livelihood. " Under the timber culture act, 1G0 acres of land may bo obtained bv porsonB who are over 31 years old or heads oi families, and are cit izens of tho United States or have declared their iuhrntiou to become such. The party making an entry of 1G0 acres un der the provisions of this act is roquired to break or plow five acres the first year and five or more the second year. The five acres bioken the first year he is re quired to cultivate during the eecend year, and to plant in timber seeds or cuttings during tha third year. The live acres broken the second year he is required to cultivate during tho third year, and to plant timber seeds or -atriums duriug tho fourth year. Not leas than 2,7C0 trees, Reeds, or cuttings must le planted on each acre, and at tho time of making final proof there shall be growing not lea Uian CT.) living and thrifty treos tj each o( the ten acres. ... The fiuel proof can be made and patent ob tained :rom tao government eight years from the dao of fir-t entry, aiid the fees aro $14 at date of eutry and $4 when final proof ia maue. Land taken under this act is exempt from execution aud taxation for eight vears, and no residonce on the land or in the- territory is roouired. No lands can be obtained at private sale in Dakota territory, none having been brought into markot by proclamation of tho pres ident r An. unmarried woman, or a widow, or a mar ried wo:uan left to provide for herself owing to the leeortion or ne-Ioat of a husband, cau take advantage of either of tho above acts the same as a man. If a sit -gU womnu after entering land, mar ries before acqniriug title, ohe cau prove up at the proper time Just tho same. In caso of the death of tho claimant, male or female, before title is perfected, tho heirs or adm;:: strators may sulnrit final proof nf ter th 'irs have oor.rpieted tho requirements of the law. Per ons ctn avail themselves of these privilege- Lutonca Claims are not transferable snti. tiLe is perfected. i , A.'reeeUim may le entered at tho same true with either the homestead or a pre-emption ' ' lu order ta gain possession of 480 acres three-quarter sou! ion of land, a party should first enter a pre-c;iip-iou 1 and tree claim to rtuer.'aiid then after proviug up on his pre coipti .n, enter a homestu&d. ;It !oee not appear to bo difficult, nor is it diflioalr fur e,ualified paruua to readily avail i t - f) ein4te - of (he great opportunities thus j.;ae within their reach. . f"-:to west northwest, ta the lanrl of the IOto- ians ye men and women, to whom this 1 bvI; invitation is extended, and for whom m a-aaa- . 4 latBllf pro rule -.t tr-uncle Ham, your Kovemment would Paxsvo. Realistic Arc. iCwturk' WorlA - Two young animal . painters are discussing their latest pro.iuctious. "I bad qnito a talent for bull-dogs." saya OT;"but I've had to give up painting 'em.. You soj, it was snch an Infernal bore to have re keep the live dogs from springing, on . my dig and tearing them to pieces." ..."I had rather a gift for -bull-dogs," says his -f-onipanion, but I had - to give up painting "he n. It was toAjnuch trouble to keep the an rnjyffSpHnMiug out of my pictures and taiT'' the animals to pieces. " LITTLE rOEMS OP LOVE. PBETIOVflLY AMD SlBHEQLIXTLT. New York Commercial Advertiser. There is tan-Jo iu tho air, And a song succeeds the sigh : For tho wedding day draws nigh, And the lover curls his hair. There is munic in the heir, For a baby begin to cry; And the father heaves a sigh Take air, O, heir, take care! IX A NUT MIE1X. (The Drummor. J An awful mash, A little cash, Two hearts that beat as 011a. Ain't got a cent To pay the rent. Ool darn it, whore's tho fnn A LI1 FEItEN'CK. Whitehall Times. Five minutoa walk to kirk Makes her sick it's awful work Aud that is why she seldom heeds too bell; Hut. let her young man call, Aud invito her to a ball l'ou never saw a girl so strong aud well TO I OVLI5S. Henry Emerson. You will find, my dear lmy, that tho!o.ry prized kiss, Which, with rapturo, yon snatoho 1 l'r"i i'oj half-willing miss, Is sweeter, by far, than tho aj. Y . '.Uses You give ttie same girl when yi.u . 1 .n U-i her a Mrs. And many a girl, when embark'. I on the wave Of life's ocean witli him who protects ho's her slave, Will find, when there's nothing on earth that can save her, The captain's a brute and the vessel a el.tvor A TMFT.E. Harper's Bazar. He put his arm around my waist Just so, and looked, oh, very silly; And yet, at being thus embraced, I did not frown the air was chilly. Ho raised my hand, and bent his chin Most reverently low to kiss it; Ono little kiss it was no sin To tell the truth, 1 did not miss it Then, as I turned my face toward his. Our lips were near none to forbid it Bomoboiiy kissed ! Tho trouble is, I don't evactly know who ilid it. CHILOATS AND H00-0HE-H00. The Aeltatlou of tlie 1'resideiit anil tlie Neeretary or the Xnvy. Washington Letter in N. Y. World. One morning last week Secretary Chandler was observed to rush down the steps of tho navy department and make a bee line for the White House, holding a telegram in his hand. The president, who was having the finishintr curl put to his whiskers, observed him coming, and knowing that something had happened, proceeded with as much haste as presidential dignity permits down stairs. Secretary Chand ler met him at tho door and rushed into the Blue room followed by the president "What do you think of that, Mr. President?" he gasped as he handed the yellow slip to him. Tho president read .it with a darkening brow and a blanching check. It was from Com mander Merriman, of tho Adams, now iu Alaska. It read thus: "The Chiluats are in dignant and r of uso to make any hoc-che-uoo. " "Ilefuse to make any hoo-che-noo, do they':" howled the secretary, charging around. "I'm blanked if I kiiow who the Chilcuts are or what hoo-che-ujo is, but blanked f they shan't m:iko it, as sure as my name is William E. Chandler. Be.,' your pardon, Mr. President " But what are vou going to do about it, Sir. Secretary?" aaked'tho president ""Shall I issue an executive procla mation commanding all good citizens in Alaska to make hoo-che-noo right away? Or I'll send the Tallapoosa down there to get aground and make them pull her ofT, or tho Alarm with her $100,000 steam steering gear that won't work." "The Alarm can't go," gloomilv responded tho secretary, "because she wants a liver-pad on her condenser and a porous-plaster on her donkey engine, to say nothing of tho shin plasters she neods all tlie time. Besides, sho turned bottom upward the other day when her steam steering gear got to work and all the officers' clothes have got to be washed. But the blanked hoo-che-noo! I'll find out hoo-chee-noo before she knows it herself." "And the Chilcats?" murmured the president "Oh, that's easy enough," responded SvUliam. "I have just got to go down to the ethnological bureau of the anthropological society and they have dead loads of Chilcats down there. It's a furbearing animal." "But I thought yon said," meekly interposed the president, "that you were not going to bo fur-bearing with them. "I don't know what I Baid, Mr. President," snapped Chandler, highly irritated," but I mean to get at the bottom of this hoo-che-noo busi ness if it costs me my portfolio." " Let's got the dictionary, " sug gested the president Four liveried flunkies entered with an armful of dictionaries. "You take Worcester and I'll take Webster," proposed the president, to which Chandler agreed. No hiK-che-noo was to lie found, but Chilcat was. It was a tnbo of Indians in Alaska. "Ton said they wore fnr-bearing animals," reproachfully remarked the president "Well, so I did," said Chandler, looking rather sheepish, ''but it seems to me that that highly nguiauvo tesiioiu me so. "If I were you I shouldn't believe all Senator Vest's yarns. Vest, yon see, is subject to hal lucinations about fish he has caught, and bo on, and ho has several times told me things that I wouldn't I wouldn't have believed if anybody elso but Vest had told me. But hoo-che-noo suppose you inquire if there is a hoo-che-noo at tho patent office?" Accordingly the secretary trotted off to the patent office, the tiostofiice and tho pension office, all to no avail, ut when ho reached tho navy department, weariod and discouraged, there, from the verv first point of observation, the solution was hail Tito Chilcats are dwellers in Alaska and hoo-chee-uoo is a liquid possessing some of the charms of Kentucky bourbon, and the Chilcats hnd notified Commander Merriam that if he did not do something or other they would con tinue to hold the hoo-che-noo in bond until somebody arrived or something happened. Tho President who expected to toss on his sleepless oouch tortured with the mystery of hoo-cho-noo, did not lose ono wink of Bleep. a-erecptometry. ' San Francisco Call, The mind eats an idea. The image absorbed must bo either retained and digested or it must be vomited back into forgetfuluess. This theory alone explains the fact that the rural bred boy so uniformly excels in strong com mon sonse the crammed occupant of our city schools. Constant retching destroys tho vigor af thcstomach ; so, the perpetual cram of matter which nobody expects will be retained is making our school children dyspeptics. Readers of the biographies of sclf-mado men note the fact that these self-builders have had a very limited supply of printed mat ter; therefore such as they had was well digested. I have - mado tins matter a subject of thought for several years. The Sro.essiou of pedagogy can never obtain its ue recognition until tne mind's state is known beyond caviL As a preliminary step to this desiduratnm I am perfecting an apparatus by means of which tho operations of cha mind, may be noted aud timed. 1 uso a stop watch, to tike the timo consumed in the absorption of an im.ige l y the braiu through the ear and through tho eye. By deducting tho time em ployed in a incre mechanical repetition of tho names of the images employed, I get the period actually consumed in the process of mental di gestion. Tho difference of time required amoug a class of pupils to receive and to re turn an iiuae of the mind" is really astonish ing. ' It must be borne in nond that when an intelligible sound enters tho brain through the ear, tlie braiu must rapidly seiz-i upon some standard object of the kind and luild up a brain counterpart before tho 6onnd becomes livo enough to return aaiu to the teacher. Thus, if 1 call out "pig," tlie ptrpd seizes upon Borne mental picture of an animal familiar to all; it is elected in the brain structure and is then ready for reiteration. By going about a class of forty pupils, giving every one a word in rapid succession, I get the exact time of the exorcise. By repeating to uivself, in the same common time, the words used, I am enabled to get the difference of time between the receipt and delivery and . the mere delivery. Tins time represents the period of mental digestion. I think the process can and will be reduced to a scientific basis. I think, too, that in the hereafter the services of a teacher will be measured in part by scientific calculation, such as here outlined. When this can be done there will be a new era for professional school teachers aud a licaira fir mere ochoolkeeners. HELLUOlTIATIOli. ' A Oeprnved Honeter st th 6ft End of the Telephone Ulkcs m CsnXcs Mlon. Washiuglon Capital. Aro you goln along this Way? Whal'f J0 name, anyhowP Officer Bagga.MtoJ aud. donly. "Why, my name'a MLua Central; don't yon know me? I have chargo of. tbo mala telephone office." "Oh, do you? Officer Eaggs aakoJ, and then foil in a doep revcrio. Uo eoon took to biting Lis lips and crimson epreaJ over Lis face. At tho samo timo ho looked askance at tho pretty girL "Look here," said ho presently; I didu'i know thoy had girls in that office. "But they do in all tho offices." . Officer Jim Bagg's confusion visibly in creased. "Did yon cbanco to bo in that office . he askod, "the other day when a burst of pro fane sweariue mineled with tho wail of a strong man's anguish floated over tho wires? "Y til, now," said tho lovely glrL "it happens i so frequently; really yon must be more par . ticular. Perhaps I was there.- "I'm sorry," said Jim Baggs earnestly, "out on one of them f rekent occasions 1 was tho do pravod monster at tho off end of the wire. I tackled the hellocination you have charge of ! one day iu tho stationer's an' I made a modest j request to bo switched into Johnson's restaur ant Tho restaurant set up a hello-ing, an' I ; requested 'em to do up a boofstake thick an i laro w itli Lyonaiso pcrtaters, coffoe (milk sep j arate) and Injin cakes. Tho reply came I I am tho pastor of the Baptis' church, and thero j inus' bo somo mistako." I got tho oatin' houso iiuiiomg once more an' I started in again on my littlo bill of faro. I had cot far enough to uoscrmo mo snauo or brown i d like to put on '"in oiuus oi mo pancakes wncn my aston ished ear caught tho remark, 'Central, shut off that caso of famine, will ver. ail let me hear from my fnond BileB!' Tho people in tho niauoucr s sci up a langn at mo as I began a third timo with the outlinos of tho supper I wished to havo ready when I should get down to tue restaurant. 1 got to where the milk camo'scparate from tho coffee, when I was ad vised that l had lert that much of tho ordor in a law office. Well, Miss, I lauded that bill of fare first in the corner of tho town an' then an thou an' finally you or somebody else said wouldn't I pleaso sottle on who and what I wanted, aud not be interrupting tho whole business of tho city. Then for a moment. Miss, my lesson fled, and if you'll reinomber I asked you if you wouldn't kindlv tell tho eat ing house to plug up their machine, and I'll drop around anf tell em what I wanted, and euuod, as you remember, Miss. by asking yon if you wouldn't oblige mo by going to norma with your Central oilico and bo hanged to you, or words to that effect " "Oh, yes," said tho beautiful woman, "I do remember that Oh, you needn't apologize; th.t WAU nnttiinfr ts ivlmt T t-.li ...,... .In... - ...... r - . & . viuij , positively nothing. Here's my corner: good day." Doe Wanted. Philadelphia Press. The practical joker broke out in an adver tisement in a morning paper which reads aa follows: "TANTED By a gentleman going south, ten uo.s, of various agos and sizes ; tho animals must be intelligent, as they are for do mestic use on a plantation in the sou in. Ap ply to C. J. BARKY, Steamship City of Macon, pier 41, South Delaware ave. At daybreak tho river front was vocal with canine warblihgs, and the bickerings and im promptu fights of a hundred gamins, who flo-ked from every quarter of tho city dragging every variety of dog in the fancier's catalogue, as well as out of it. The ofticars of tbo Ma con, disturbed from thoir morning's nan bv the din of canine yelps aud boys' yells, rushed on deck to find tho deck a conglomerate mass of curs and street arabs. A few inquiries were made, and a brief counsel was held to de termine measures of relief. A tkxj! was made. and one of the officers appointed to buy up tho pack io ue nanucd over to a committeo or de struction. Sales wero brisk at prices ranging from five ce-its to a quarter, and as rapidly as the sales were consummated the miserablo curs were kicked out into Delaware avenue. This scheme worked satisfactorily until it was discovered that tho demand increased faster than it diminished, and aa both tho pool and destruction committeos wore about exhausled, tho measure of last resort was determined on, and tho poltee were called to tho rescue. A squad of blue-coats finally succeeded in clear ing the dock, peace was restored, and the joker was probably satisfied. Hotels on t ie European Plan. New York Times. A New York hotel man, speaking of tho European plan, said its results had been won derful, and there was no likelihood of a chango back to tho American. His house, he added fed five times as many persons as it supplied with apartments. Business men in the vicinity had no time to go home for lunch, and they came to the house to satisfy their appetites He know of several families who ha l given up their own table owing to tho excellence of tho cuisine of the hotel, and were regular patrons of tho house. Tho variety was large and tl-ey could always get what they wanted. Tins was a feature of tho hotel business that had become marked in a short time and promis ed to grow io greair proportions. aaKiug meals in tins way would be found less expensive to tho.-se who Knew now to order. .Large dishes wore served. In most instances one order answered for two, except individual dishes. In no American city was tho European plan so gen erally in voguo as in New York, but tho hotels of the other large cities, the speaker said, would soon navo to adopt it. li nests were better satisfied, and would demand, it. Thero were hotels that still adhered to tbo American clan. but they enjoyed what might almost be termed exclusive cIhsscs of patronage and occupied positions peculiarly meir own. Anresthetie Itullcts. St. James Gazette. A. German chemist has invented a new kind of oullet which, ho nig-s, will, if brought into general uso, greatly diminish, if not altogether remove, the horrors of war. The bullet is of of a brittle substance, breaking directly it coiocs in contact with the object at which it is aimed. It- contains a powerful anesthetic, producing instantaneously complete insensi bility, lasting for twelve hours, which, except that the action of the heart continues, is not to no distinguished from death. A battle-field where these bullets are used will in a short timo bo apparently covered with dead bodies. but in reality merely with tho prostrate forms of soldiers reduced for tho time being to a state of unconsciousness. While in this con dition they may, the German chemist points oui, De careiuiiy pacKoa in aniDUlaucO wagons and carried on as prisoners. I'nrle Jake Nolves the Froblem. Spirit of tho Times. Uncle Jake Soniorindyko made quite an ora tion a few mornings ago, at Gable Case's road houso, on tho subject of tho trotting horse in niotio-i. "Why," said ho, "do you know that there are old horsemen that will swear that a trotter is never'all off tho ground when he is at full speed? 1 never saw such pigheads. How could a horse mako such a stride as he do.. and not be all clear of tho ground at times! There wis that horse Dutchman. I saw him trot throe miles under saddle in "i and he did his fastest mile in 'i:'is. We measured his stride and it was twenty-three f ft Whv, you might knojk him i.i too he A a::if Htr-:toii him on:, and he wouldn't le.to-i that fa." And everyliody sai.J, u:i Un-ili .i-ifce lin-i-.hed his toddv, that "his last aruiu' :;t hal jItoJ the problem of the horso in motion. f'.tnersou: No ho:ie si brif rfiin' of ita owi fu! -i'nvv ht but i. the be- Ijaphnm Sot to tie Outdoac by a Jackson (Mich.) Star. ' Among the arrivals at the Ilibbard house oj Wednesday was tho Hon. E. G. Laphani, United States senator from New Yonk, who comes here to lock after some real estate in vestments that ho has iu Leoni, four milo? east of tho city. Said he to a reporter in an animated tone, "Tlie first solid satisfaction I ever got in Michigan came about in this way: In the spring of lJy I was taken sick with bilious fevar at Tecum s -h, and a doctor from Adriaa came and poured calomel into mo until 1 was nearly deaL finally Dr. Spanlding, of Ky, vauia came, and stayed by me until he cured me Well, this fellow, whose name I can't re call, presented a bill of tfc! for nine visits at the rate of 37 a visit I paid the money on the wild cat bank of Cintou, and the da.vafter I paid him the bank busted. That's the first i eal satisfaction I ever experienced in Michi gan, and rec-it it with piea-jre, lor llsaaratea mo dr.ia If ally aud heartily. the senator laughed , mmmmmw ii hip ii 'I f 1" I i i,i IP" - 11 C O 1 Livery and Sale Stable; RIGS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION i .Y OP. 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