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State Directory. f
I . II. WW WYCK. U. M. Senator, Neb. City.
Al. IN S,.t'NHKHS. V. H. Senator, Omaha.
K. K. VAI KNTINK, Itepresoutat e. West I'olnt.
JA MKS . IIAVVK.H. I.overnor, Lincoln.
" .. I. Ki n . i KN. Secretary of btato.
I 3 1 1 N W K 1. 1. II II S. Auditor. Lincoln.
T. I. S I T itliKV A NT, Treasurer, lancolu.
rV W. s K.H. Mui.t. Iu Mir Instruction.
A. II AS . .'lAl.L. Land Commissioner.
ISA V 1 A' Kits. .In.. Attorney (icneril.
I". .1. "iiltl'H, Warden, of Penitentiary
)K. II. I". I A I'l llliWsnS, Su.l. K..-i..i4l lur
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Supreme foiirt.
1. 1., Chief Justice. KiellluUf .
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A KK, Omaha.
A M f SA I
' Milt, I.IlK l.lll.
'court Jmliritil TJitlricl
I), Judge, IJncoln.
UK, rrosn:ulliig-Att'y,
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i'AI.TKK. Clcik J'islilct Court.
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City Directory.
.lOSKI'll W'M K I'.ACII. Mayor.
WILLIAM II. I X'SlllNii. Treasurer.
.1. I. SI l I'Ml.V, I lly Clerk.
MLI.KI I I'ol I K.MiKK. Police Judire.
M. A. II.'. .: I IOAN". City Attorney.
k i.oi i. i.i.lc. i hli i of ioiie.
I". K K 1 1-. 1 1 i.l: It. Overseer of st reels' .
I', It l.l i . . iv K, I 'liirf oi hlri I -j.t.
lo-l I'll j: II M.I., Cli'u Loard of Health.
I'llI'M ILMIM.
1-1. IV....! I. M. S biierbachcr. Will. Horold.
el want i.riy iiartman. .1. M . Patterson .
:r.l V;ii. Ivh lircw, M . li. . Murphy.
i.-.V.-i .; U. JiaWson. F. 1, lxLubad. .
' H.IIOOI. HOAKII.
.LS.-i: li '-lltOUK. .1. V. IJAItNKM.
. V. I.KmaKI, Wm. WIN fKK.STEKN.
f- i. OKKLSLL, ISAAC WILKh,
. .,tr-JNO. W. MARSHALL.
County Directory.
) :. XI; '.V LLL. Count v TreaMirer.
.1 VV. JI-.N I NtiS, County Clerk.
j W. .loli.s'soN. County Jmlire.
i. W. II V -.US. Slirrlll.
VKCS AI.IO.N. Siii't of Pull. Instruction,
i;. W. K. I KM KLI, County surveyor.
I'. 1. OASS, Coroner.
i 'U;;; rv ! mm ihkH Kits.
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not contain a tract lonal part of nct'lit.
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it " ( l'ltiil'slier'" rates! 2 cts per lb.
ji ' (Tnitfieut NevFapiM and
tiiiok-. come uuJiT thi clitsu) t cent per
each "J ouncen.
til flaw i iiiertliainli'e) 1 cent per ounce.
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B. & M. R. R. Time Table.
Ttihing Effect July. 2 1831.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
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ATTOKNKYS AT LAW. Will practice In All
the Courts lu the stale. Office over First Na
tional Hank. 4tyl
I'l.ATTSMOLTll - .N r.HK4K A.
Kit. A.HAMSIU'ltV,
DZllTTIST.
flW "Vii Muiitli, lilark A CoN. Lru( Htorti.
Kliil -laii dfutlitry at ii-.iHoiiablf iiru-M, TMy
: DEJ2MTIS rJ? .
j I'lattMtnoulli. tiraUm
OUU-r uu Main Street over Solomon j(c N
J .iiiui'a Store. Xilj
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rUVSICl VX ai.d tlltl.i'ON. Olilcon Malu
Ktr--t. b-t wi i-ii Sixth anil Sovtntb, nouth ldu
(fflco opi.-n day anil diKht
CnlKTV PIIVHUtAN.
Hpt-cl.tl atti-ntloL' iflvrn to (llxeuri' of woineii
ami i hiblrcu. 21lf
li. It. L.IVIJV'UMTUX. JH.
fHYIICIAX & BUltOKOS. '
OFKICK Horn, from !0a. iu.. to 2 p. Ui.
Kxwiliiii.i; Ssiii;u.. Zor li. S. feusiou.
1K. hi. -MILLKlt.
I'll YK1C1AN AMD 8 1'KtlEON,
Can he f.uind by calling at bis ofuce. rornar 7th
and Main SI reel, iu J. 11. Wntei mar. V hoitrte.
I'UATTHMWUTII. KKIiltAHKA.
JAM. H. MATIIKWH
ATTlUtNTiV AT LAW.
Office over l'.aker & Atwood'a store, outll tide
ol Main bc.tueeu otti andtli ulrreii. 21 tf
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ATTOKNKV AT LAW. V. ill pruttlce In :i!l
tl:e Coiin.i in 'be Male.
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Notary Public.
ATTOKNKV AT LAW.
Glllce over Carrutti's Jewelry Store.
I'lattsiuoutli. - Nebraska.
M. A. HART1GAN,
Ii A W Y E 1 .
FiTmtu ai.d's Block. Plattbmouth Nki
Prompt andeareful atteiitiun to a Reueral
Law Practice.
A. N. Sullivan.
E. II. Wooley
SULLIVAN & WOOLEY.
Attorneys and Counsolors-at-Law.
OFFICE- In the 1-nioii Block, front rooms,
aecond story, south- Prompt, attention given to
all butineiM . mar '5
PAKLOH 15 AltBElt SHOP
a quiet place for ;i
CZEIT 3HAVE
All work OlTAK.VNTnEl) first clsiss-
J 33 IE 1R,
the ib.e, iii stair, south side of Main
street, opposite Teier .Merges.
J. C. P'OOHE, Prop'r.
PLATTSMOUTH MILLS.
rLAmiMOUTH, NEB.
C. IIi:iSi:t, - Pioprletur.
Flov,r (Jam Jfijtl d Feed
Always on hand and forsi.le ut hcvest casl: !
priced, ine nigueni prices pata lor tini :uu
Corn. Particular attention -iven cuhi.o. work.
SAGE'S ADBl'nOK
THE WAT OF LIFE.
John Vanoe CLtiuej in Tb Century J
TLe warrior frowaad uxl prcad Lla touijilei
Kay;
"Kiiwugli, he oriod, "away iti lore away!"
A boy froiii llay by fombtat kina Ixguiled,
"Motln-r, 111 lovtt Uio evor!" aiakw tha
ctuM
A luaitli'ii kumhI into tho nix'ut aky ila
Ob, I will luv.j Lim whuu be cobiuM!"
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Tli-n thrw moved on alonii
iff tb vray of llf:
Ulicr front Lim tttrifd.
A f
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:i a tomb
liHo".
TLe lover totiio maideu never ri i.-ie.
FOE WIVE3 TO 00N IEMPLATZ.
I'urtitlnii IIiiMin.uilM .VIio : I Slat-
iiera:li UaU n f '.ibe.j 1 rrl4-.
Thore in a c-1; m of nv. i I.- re. .i .' a I'a-i.i
COrri'aiHJtnlr;;!', "M- !i al I lr-v r cji.-olinf orci
blnouliero a lu fl wli,. ii-adi a pel Ic-tlv iiji
rifjlit, lio'ioral.l.' lif. i.i l irii.it' m-i"t. iTir
cotirsi) wit'i Pr . if 'I.. . i m t'! t ut tie
proiiijitiija .r n r. ..--.i i.u.. . -oui I Hiijcrt,
wluiHO liuux; lite ii irutnfnl. ln.'ioalilo uu I ill.
oral, but wli t-i:-. .-i pie.-ur' in going
alono Ui tho l.'.o I'-i U.'; n !,tLc- Ai iuj. tlu rr.-tiXi,
auJ, i: f I, ail .!i m i . : s i.ilW II i for
no Hpocial pirjK.'.:, . f;j.t t l:.ivc a ;x n.-l time.
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epoinl it l f ji li'i lenyiM t!.u . i i.1..: ny. Tli
fr.MHlom jl"r. rau.-.;. J.er-ifti bim .- !: r to.
bo ti. .ken t'. l'V a'iv i.r-.n iii ia th a uu.!.. ;:.
fioitig to tin: wm" i .tii a!. iiie lie 'in::
broker or Ule' v.m.iV, -! k'i Ii- n i i
tie of i.oio Cp 'ii 'li'j f.ovjr or ri
on tho .iunriJora Ji.; aV intH a hi '.'tit,
her rj; .-ft .' ; "hi viti" ro 'ii: t ; .
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cio;ty .'rttieiK-.-. tii'jj!
the! s'-rnn fit)y.
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'Jii'; ' -f 1 1 '-.irivr wifr or
iatly ".. tic . . balli, who Ku
In -leu; ill I'lii'li- a. or imih
Ay
a-o.io, iiuuw
of tlioir ao-
ini; thai t c-v will nii.et H.:uret
quaiiitriiu-tiri tbno, villi whom they can Lave a
jtilly xood timo. What tffoot all tliis is to have
upon the moral of the cotiiiniinity, which not
only tolerates but looka uiou it approvingly, i
uot for me to Hay.
Oddltlen or lVaHhlnston Lire.
I have been trying to get to the fuuny pari
for a long time, and, although there are a lot
of interesting tilings swimming in my mind,
I am going to put them aoide and return
to my aaddlo of mutton. Let us suppose, Mr.
Kditor, that you are a aonator or representa
tive (O, no, that won't do, but ), lot ua sup
pose you are a cabinet offioer.or on the supreme
court bench. You are popular (of coutao)
and sought for and 'nvited to every swell ta
ble. On Momlav you have a loely dinner iJ
Secretary MolarV Wht-u you dine with Sou
ator Incisor on Turwday.you are aurprisod that
rou have preciaely tho eauie diuner that
Lad tho day before. On Wednesday you
are at Judge Woo'.i-sick's the same old
dinner again, with, podrfibly, the same
china, the aamo tlov? .r ntandn, and the
Himio waiters leyonil a doubt the same wait
era, liy the time you u,et to Reprr.sentative
Xouguey'fl, on Thursday, and llud the same
waiters," the xanic &cup, the samo flHb, the same
fillet, tho na.ae olil miserable sweet breads and
-.wan, the sanic form of ice cream, and the
same cheese and crackers, j on begin to feel
like the professional quail eater. Of course
Crutcbet wftri uot th only csterer in Wsbiug
ton. There were and there are other. But
their (linneiri are ah.tiit the snru thing. A reg
ular old, seasoned, diuor out can tell the min
ute he eib down U tlo table who in the catorer.
1 huppeii to know a caso in point One
caterer iu the city, a very good one
he is, too, has gol.l piat.;i forks an:l poflti.i
The newly elected m-nator iniahiei he
is creating a seiisati:'!! bv eetti: h.-K.i-o his
k'uests golJ foi'k.1 and ?p: v. , whereas
St nator Anthonr und a dozen orhv-i A t-mile in
wardly and remember llit. thoy have !.-ou cit
ing with those very forks aud spoons for ten
years at least, a:il W know? every wafer by
his first ua .no. This id Y..3l:i igton oci(.ty.
Is it not, a I'd r a'.L bftior to giv.' you;- guedts a
good home-cook.'l (lii. ..:', v. it:i le-ss stylo, but
more good vioi: r-.u I uior.i g Ct, i. jarty homo
hospitality ?
Literary. I;inif;tive uuil CJawtro
riomic. ftemington Youco iu E't-mortst'.i Monthly.
An amusing story is told by Pr. Gulioh of a
company of missionaries ou otiO of the Mlcro
nesian islands, i. ha Pacific ocean. After
having been left a "jenr without tidings from
home, they hird th-.t r. mail h-.d anivol fo:1
them on one o: tli'.- i.c'ighhoring islin nicy
hastened to C;-i p'..:r, a.:& &sl:).-l tho chief
whether a pe.-jkr:f:'i l. come for them. A hi
h'toaiu of mail mat ti-r U tters anrl j..;pirs ftrivui
A:i5e:ican fr'.c-ni'.-i 8s brcrtht farwar.1. Ao-c-iv.iiig
to lViyc5Piin iiineit5, pvewuts vera
givc-n to tho chiefs, a lo;i coi.vcsv.niioii fal
lov. ol, aiiil elaborate ceremonies c-i politoiies
v-erj DerioriiWtL iiut uniorunatoiy. ine
wero
ablo. "Tho chiefs, being
Vf T-.j'iv-jsato the worm of anv
""iio c-:. caur-IiKlod that tha miia-
WOMAN AND HOME.
How One Woniun Lurui lUr
l'uliit.
Woman and Newspaper , Work Id
Telegraphy, Dentistry, and
tho Circiu.
Uaby.Uallot, Jiiry-Hoi, Fill-llac
Pulpit.
Ida A Harper in Terro Hante MaiL
A lady reader of The Mail has propounded
some very solemn iu'tious "bearing on
woman's rights," wliith should be considered
before granting the ballot to the sex. After
M.-veial s'.et-pleriK night of anxiety, the follow
ing answers have snggesod thcmselvea:
I. "la it a man's duty r.a woman's tb o,ulot
a cross baby at Uiidnid'ht1 Obriously a
m oiaan'n because alter havm taken care o'
it all day, eho knows bow it ought to be doiw
at night; and besides, being of a strong, rubui.t
constitution, she can bvar fatigue abd "toss oi
bleep better thau he can, aud, as men are deli
cate and susceptible to cold, they should' not
bo permitted to got'out of l-l after they are
can fully tut k.v.l in for the nieht: thfeii. too.
I as the entire peace of the family depends
J upon keeping the huslnI tit good humor, it is
the patt of wisdi;ii not todisturb hisslumtrs.
, Ut' weeii a cross man and a rross baby the
cht.i i is ia favor of. the baby. Everybody
Lu-iiv th.it woiiifcn are auxkjus to have just as
l:i:u.y babies :.s p's.U--,'a:i-l tho men should
n.it feel I'lii'.-r it'?y ol.ligutioiiH whatovor to a:i
si;t iu tiie cm o ol'tl.ora.- .. .
v. ' it u wi.ui.ui ias! i her first I allot at.
1 .t ei.t y ,(.,.... v.-.i. i! I." j o-s.t.ie for her to coii
cal he, ug:. . fie; tb a When a woman ban
some other uim an 1 ambition in life besides
putting married, she whliiot desire to concoal
" h(r ptil-wh'tii meii lo ik for stme at-
tribn:ej in awife bi-nides mere beauty of face
rtud ligur. nho; will not feel that her powers of
, Attraction ar.i growicg loss with evuay passing
r year.
ii. 'Could atiy twelvo women on a jury
' .tgreo ou a . verdU'tV." Just vas well as twelve
j mm, but w hen that day shall come, it is to be
I b.,eil tliat it will not lc iossible to fln.1
twelve women who are ignorant enough to be
eligible for 'a jury.
. 4. '"Could a woman keep professional se
crets:" The Nihilists in Ttussia, the Commu
niats iu Trance, requiring tho most terrible
ecrecy, number many woma among their
leaders. Almost every city has its women
lawyers, or doctors : we have two excellent lady
physicians hero. lias anybody ever known Of
their betraving professional secret?
5. "Could any man get an oflice if his
mother-in-law took a hand in polities r" If that
aiuch abusod mother-in-law had a vote herself
aud controlled several more and could influence
a number of others, her son-in-law with polit
ical aspirations, would treat her with a defer
ence and affection that it is safe to say, she will
never receive under any other circumstances.
6. "Could a woman physician prescribe for
a handsome man without falling in love with
hita?" Well, of all the tiresome, unattractive,
disagreeable, people on the face of the earth, a
sick man carries off the palm, with his groan
ing and complaining aud bow Ailing and swear
ing why, if you 'vant completely to disenchant
a woman just let ; cr see the object of her de
ration with a spoh iji the bilious fever or a boil
ou tho back of ItW neck. O, no, don't disqual
ify the lady doctois on this account. The sick
men are perfectly safe. .
7. ''Could a woman preacher hop to win
the hearts of her fellow-sisters if her winter
bonnet were prettier thau theirs " If she didn't
woar her bonnet ii the pulpit it probably
wouldn't make any diSereuco, but if the ladv
ministers are not uaid any better than those of
the. opposite sex tho re is'not much danger that
they would bo couspicuous by the eleganoo of
their winter bonnets.
S. "If women are to be the bread-winner
and salary-earners of the family,- how much
pin-money ought they allow the husbands?"
(iive them a few dollars, and when that ia gone
let them humbly come and ask for more, and,
after they have given a faithful account of
what they did with every cent, hand them a
little more with the injunction to "make that
go as far as possible, for money is scarce. "
That is the way most wivea, gt their pin
mensy. ....
V. "If womanhood is to lie elevated to, the
dignity of manhood can women get along with
out kissing each -other as well a men do?"
This is something that defies all -gueeeipfc.v
Men have many opportunities for . working off
the superfluous osculation, which are denied
to women. They can kiss the cook . in the
pantry, tho chambermaid behind the door, ev
ery pretty girl who will permit it; and their
neighbor a wife if she is willing. Women have
only the one stupid, uninteresting, legitimate,
privilege that of kissing one another..
10. "When woman is put on a footing with
man. won't it be oerf ectlv orouer that she
should foot the bills for' ice cream, 'oysteaKJ
Not at all ; they can do - just as they do now,
each party.pay- for -himself. -The young roan
of to-day doesn't bankrupt himself bnyin'g,iee
fie-.m, oyHterB.ivtd theatre. tuJic-ta for the girl.
In neTcral . loofuiues in tha Bity, tlyj youiig
"a'Ti.'s bnvo boeO ab'iged to form thoiuselyes
into eliiba. rep going .ttthftr , to . the opera
hoit-y.', that- being the only w-ay they . "can jet
thoro, and if ' they winbrtiyeat ice cream or
pytori w-ith their masculine friendn.tho must
prenaro the fewsr at homsnml Bend oat tor tua
your.x stentlonien
an indrLceme!t.
to serve refreshm
will .c.ame,, aud -
that brings tho'
affairs, it shotlla
vc-rv vfitinff
woman to be ablJ
arn monqy
for herself, r.ct
that ha ruay; ff.n.t
qiher sex. but jsifflp.
OtTezjwfp
A
THE "MUM" SOCIABLE,
And th Sad Kiperleiiff of m Tuun
Man Who Wrnt ta One.
Peck's Kun.
"Ind me your revolver," said a young man
with his nose skinned, his eye blackened and
his whit. iK-cktit. around under his ear, and
ouc tail of his dress coat torn off, as ho tamo
into a wet side aaloou w ith las overcoat ou
hi arm and his overshoes in hi baud, and his
clothe all covered with snow.
"What'a the matter with you," said tho bar
tender, looking ugly at hi in; "do you aupposa
I am going to lend you a revolver to kill aoiuo
body, and then be arrested for being an aocea
eory. Not much! Hut what's the matter?
You look as though you caui-j out of a window
Was anything Ae matter v. ith the doorV"
The young man took a wet towel and sopped
the blood from his note, tht n went to a mirror
and fixed bis neck tie and turned his back
and looked into the glass to see if tho absent
coat-tail showed much, then went and leaned
ou the bar and looked at the bar-toudor for a
moment, and said:
"You look like a man that can be trusted,
and whose advice would bo safe to follow in an
emergency, and J will toll you about this mur
der that 1 contemplate, and may be you can
give me some points, as you ha vo no doubt
murdered many paople. Tho trouble is right
here. Our lodge a to give a 'mum social this
ovening. You know what a mum social is.
Young people go to a house aud sit around all
the evening aud keep their mouths bhut, and
never say a word till a signal is given, then
thoy all make up for lost tim.-i and tillt for all
that i-j ot. (Is my nose blcryllng yot?
Thauka) They wanted mo to go, and I just
came from there. That is, I came from the
house next door. You se, I went t the
wrong house ami run;? the hell. A man In his
shirt-sleeves caiiio tu the d'or aud said "good
r.euing;" but 1 wa-m't g'"g to be caught
speaking because you have to pay a forfeit if
you speak. So 1 jusi wal :ed right in anii
juille 1 off my overcoat ami hung it- up, and
Lung my hat on tho hat ia k. The man lookod
a little bit annoyed, but ho asked me If the
weather was not softening up a little. - I smiled
but didn't say anything, ami I walked into tho
sitting-room. 1 thought i was the firs ono
there, and I felt very .awkward. . The man
watched me pretty close, ami finally he aaid 1
had the ad vantage of him, aud I smiled again,
but didn't say anythiug. Now that I think of
it, I noticed that . he unbuttoned his
shirt sleeves and began to roll them op.
I did uot -think of -It at-'tho
time, but his arms were as big as my legs.: Ho
asked me to what circumstance bo was in-'
debtod for tha honor of this visit, and I though
ho was trying to get me off my guard so
would speak, when they would have tho laugb
on me ; so I smiled one of my beat twowf or-a-quarter
smiles, and looked at him as much at
to say, 'You can't play any of your games on
the undersigned. ' I think ho was the oroeseal
mau that I ever saw, and I wondered what
made the committee havo the mum sociable al
his house. I thought it was time some of the
rest of tho rest of the crowd were coming, and
I got up and went to tho window to look out
when the man oame up - beside mo and hissed
in my oar, 'What is your little game, any way.'
Weil, I wasn't going to opak, aud giro myself
away, so I looked at him sort of im
pudent, as much as to say, 0, go and
chase yourself around your feet,'
and- then I thought lightning Lad struck ma
' He took me by the throat with one hand, and
by the vicinity of the coat-tail with the othei
hand, and he choked me so my tongue runout,
and his wife screamed and ! aaid Don't kill
him,' and the man hustled me out into the hall,
and opened the front door, and ho picked mc
up bodily and threw me out Into a snow-bank
' fire fAet'deep. .' I struggled a little going out of
the door, and ran my nose against the door
casing, and I guess he forgot to let go of my
ooat-tail when I went out - I struck head-first'
in the snow, and before I could dig my head
out tho door closed, and I could not explain
my conduct to the man. I was so mad I could
not hare explained any way. Just as I got out
of the snow-bank and shook myself the
door opened and the man threw out roj
overcoat and bat and overshoes, and he told
his wife to hurry up with the shot-gun, and h
would take me on the fly as 1 went over the
fenc. W'oll, I didn't wait for no shot-gun, but
grabbed my coat and things and came down th
treat on a gallon. I met a lot of the young
people going up, and as I turned the corner 1
saw them going into the next house to the on
that I visited, and that wis the first I knew of
iiT mistake. Now, what I want ia for you V.
tell mo whether 1 better shoot that man or kill
him with a club. I was rawed In the south and
my -warm southern blood will not stand any
-anch treatment" . The bar-tender laughed and
old the young fellow he had better go and apolo
gize to that man. or he would kick tho other
coat t il off the first time he saw him, and thl
ytung man said on second thought he reckooid
.ha would. -
"Aaron Borr m m CrMs-Examlarr.
San Francisco Oironlle, -tH n gt3
A writer thus deavrilies the conclusion of.
ca&sin which Burr wix one "' the lawyers:
Tho evening session "opened and Burr resumed
his cross-examination of the witness! It was a
test of tho profound- afcill and sobriety 'of th
lawyer, the 'self-poseasioa, courage and lav I
of the tritnes standing on the very, brink ' of a
horrible" gulf firmly and intrepidly reakting'th
Sorts of the terrible "man to -topple biin oyer.
At last, after dexteronslyleading tho witness to
an annroDriato doIuL Burr suddenly seized ar
t lamp jit eah h vA aTtag thomnanchi a
h - , Tj.9 of -tho wrtnwts; ir
maunor Xx-t nnur ugu jou ,to"'iaiieoru-
' B)r.
4T - . i
OF
DES MOINES ; OMAHA
ON ACCOUNT OK HIS
Immense Practice in
WII.I. MAKK HIS
Saturday, May 1 9, 1883,
AND WILL ItKMAIN ON K DAY,
AT THK
WHEllE HE CAN HE CONSCJ.TKI) ON TIIK
Ear & Bye, Throat & Lungs, Calarrli, Kidneys
Bladder and Female Diseases as Well as All
Chronic and Nervous Diseases.
DSt. FISHBLATT
Has discovered the greatest euro In the world for weakness of the back aud llmbs.'iliivol.
uutary discharges, impoieury, general debility, net vousuei, laugour. confusion of idea, palpi
taUon of the heart, timidity, trembling, dimness of siuht or glddinrsii, dlKeases of the head,
throat, nose or skin, affecttoli.1 of the liver, lunu. ftomacli or bowels these terrible disorder,
arising from solitary habits ot youth -aud necret practice more fatal to tlm victim tliaii the
ougs of Syrens to the marine of L'lyssas, blighting their most radleut hopes or auUclpalloua,
rendering marriage impossible. ....
" Those that are suffering from the evil practice, which destroy their inentHl and pliyh'al
system, causing , .
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
The symptoms of which are a dull' distressed mind, which unfit them for perjormlng tlertr bus
loess and social dutie. makes happy marriages Impossible, dlstrevses the action of tho heart
depression of spirits, evil forebodings, cowardice, fears, dreams, rei-tless ul;ht, dizziness, fsr
getfuluess. unnatural discharges, pain iu the back aud hips, short breathing, melancholy, the
eaaily of company aud have preference to be alone, feeling as tired lu the morning as when ra
ttling, seminal weakness, lout manhood, w hite bone depot.it in the urine, nervousness, trembling
confusion of thought, watery and weak efes, dyspepsia, constipation, paleness, pain and weak
ness in the limbs, etc.. should consult me immediately and be icstored lo perfect health.
YOUNG MEN
Who have become victims of solitary vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which anuually
sweeps to an untimely grave thousands of young men oi exalted talent aud brilliant Initio 1
who in UxUt otherwise entrance listening senators with the tuuudcrs ol their eloquence or waken
to ecstacy the living lyre, may call with couhdeiice.
MARRIAGE.
Married persons or young men contemplating marriage beware of physical weakness. Ias
of procrealive power. Iii.poteiicv or any other disqualification speedily relieved, lie who places
himself under the care ol lr. Kishhlatt may religiously con tide in kin not or at a gentleman, aud
contUientlv rely upon his ikiH as a physician.
ORGAN AL. WEAKNESS
Immediately cured and full vigor restored. Thii distressing jitTcctlou. which renders life a biij
den aud marriage Impossible, is the penally payed by tbu victim for Improper indulgi-i.c
Young men are apt to commit excesues from noi being as are ol the dieadful consequtneea that
may ensue. Now who that iiiiileitaiiis this subject will deuy thai procreation Is lost souner by
those lalliug Into improper habit-thau by llie prudent. Ilesides l.eliig deprived of the pleai
ures oi lieaaliy otlsprliiKs. the i.iom eiions ano destructive symptoms ol both mind aud body
arise. 1 be system becomes deranged, the imysical ami menial powers weaken. Lost procrea
tive piiwfi neivous irrilalbiliiy , oyspepia, pulpilaliou 01 I he heart, liidJgcrlloii, constiiu
tiouai debility, wasting ol the frame, cough cjiicuiupllon and death.
A CURE WARRANTED.
Persons ruined in health by unlearned pretenders v. ho keeps them trifling month i.ft.1 ii. i.lli
taking poisonous and iujuiious cnmiKiuu-ls. should apply Immediately.
DR. F1SHBLATT,
graduated at one of the most emlneut colleges In the t'nlted states, hai etteeteil soine ol the
most astouishiug cures that were ever known. Many troubled with ringing In the ears and
head when asleep, great nervousness, being alarmed at or lain sounds, wall irequent blush lugs,
attended sometimes wlih derangement of Ihe mind, were cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICUAK NOTICE.
Dr. K. sddresses all those who have Injured themselves by improper Indulgence and soht.u.v
habits which ruin both mind and bodv, untitling them for business, Mudy, society or manlai.e.
These are some of the fad, iiieloiicholy i 11 eels prodteed by the early habits of youth, vi. :
Weakness of the back aud limbs, pains lu the head and dimues of sutht, loss of muscular pow
ers, palpitation of the heart. 1 j'pepla. nervous irrital lllty, (teiau-jement of digestive fitnct Ions,
debility, consumption, etc.
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Medical treat ment. '1 hoe who reside at a djstance and cannot call will redeye prompt atten
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