THE WEEKLY II KHALI) : PLATTSMOUII, NEKKASKA, THURSDAY, FERHUAltY 27, 1S0O. Drs. BTTS & BE TS, 408 Farnam Street, Omaha, Neb. iV.:'V 5f7j r-; Spec-mlists in CIir.Miic, Nernii-, Skin and ftlonl I ii'iis: . ('onsnlliiti ii at illl:-c or liy 111 il fi . MimII-Clll-H m'iii :ill or express mi-iiii-In racked, free from lisei val i.-n tiu;t -hliiv t ciiie -juick y, s;i; ly ami pern.' eiiliv. i,llllll.l lIS ei. nielli ciiii-sinii-i, iii-ical i ecn aif-iuu Ir m imilsci fi Ii ii. i-m-i s n nnuil,. en. e. pi - i iii-hi; sleeplexsn. SJ, li s-J I !en- . In; ! - n Hit l;ioe, iivcim-ii ii Mi-ii ty, us ly l i-t-1 au-ij . lack of -n Ii- imh' dull, it i ili . for i ily ! inii ness. iiliil lis. lis hie a liiii.i.ii, s;ilil., pt-lhiu-tiemly ami pnv:. Hj c. nil. Bloaii mfl inDiBS8.iiSi,,,il,r. rible in iis ii-mii ,s, ruiiiji.t n l it.i.-ic te.t uhli out tlie aid hi ni ici.iy. n iti'a r-. sip. la fl'Vf r Hil. till Irln- . lllc- s. ;. I- i ilr I l ! an . ho ., syp- i I s.i' 1 1 1 '; in i;ili u l''liill'. IM! I lll.i-IC. pel llli.li. 1 . 1 1 l II it'll ll I" OtlielS Ili. VI' 1. I KIDNEY, IM a Y J:1 lICI.ll. In., il ijll III. Illlt Mil HI' l.lflillV llilie i; rnie liii.li c mi'. I or uiiii iu:ll.y n il iiucut i n ftaiitlin wi-.k Iiai'k. n i rlie ..ul el. etites. print. ply ami .safely cur- il cliaifi" srca.s- i.atile. S't-'IO'li i- 'ii;tiai:ti'i-il pe. mam-lit fur: ; :li lulu " removal c. inp.ete vitli--nt cut tinvr, caiiMiii Mr ilil.il.umi), nres llcieii a liome hv l alciit, illi.nn. a lno.i elil's ).tlii 01 annoy ai re To Youngand Middle Aged Men AS TP rrrp ' '"' !iwf"' effects i.f 'Miy viae. lb 1 lii (5 liHi lr nu o Hiiim" weak i.-esh ili'siruyi"!; Iiuth ii.-n.i ami 1mI, with all il dreailed iils, n : :.-ii.-i liy e-nieil. TIDO T) Hii'O A.'t - tim-fwlin have tin UlllJi D 1 i IJ i tiiie.l t li m 1 1 cs liy im; roll er iniliileiii ies ami ..ilraiy IihIhis, which r ii both mind hi id ln'ity, uiili'Ui ilieni jor husi liess, study or nuni'ian'. Married men, r i Im- c entei in on that liapi y life, iiwaie ol pliVM.-al debility, quii Klj -sifteil. OUR SUCCESS ii hafed up n l.iels. t irst l'rac cal expori iioe Seeoiid--! v erv ae is sp," at'y .nul led, thus siaitli'j: aiitilil. I hud Medicine are prepi red t our iabntalory exact I to sui' each c rr. t lui" etlect i i -1 cm e w il II 11' lnjuiA A fiii iidlv . tier I call may nave y.-u IiiIiim sutler UK . i d shame, aim ai.d p ldt-n years ! llle. Aikller-s ( fail mi DRS BETTS &. BETTS. DOOM DTO DEAl. Under -. va l'li'-iiiidit "-i.s miy h.-us an d"i. meil t' tie ill liy ni.-,- 'p. mercy Im Cain th owne s f.Jl to iake meauies to pr serve their health. Br Jos, Haas Hog and r oultry Remedy ) WII-L ( Arrest Disease, rtyent Disease, EX' 1 VVOI II 8, St!J tile dlllsi, illi 'Ha tip fl sli anil ii;tt ii in i ri ty. Read What eed-rs Sav: Pliis t" W h ch i ll'-I el. ily !S il 1 co:.l er cholera i-r id. Maven li. ill a sick one ill"e U jllK II ' J It llll il- II- il. L'oailil'il N-b. e ur ill I ;ot i) ui ;t"'l! II '' 1- !'iiz tail, llei.ry Mey. r. lin k an. v ( 1). "Uaiin' remi-dy li s kept disease n;iy '1 th uli in tit y ti nes eh I r i w.i- in lie neigh borhood. ' . i el JJeiiin-tt. -Neb. Y':lir reinedv st pped my h. us a':'' saved me fioni Ivjcrt.' l.t. eileiisi-k, r-.yr -cuse, Neb. ASIv FOR TESTIMONIALS. Pkices. -fi.'tO, 1.27 and oOc per package. S3 U. Cans, $12.30. The Largest are the chi'tijunt. eon SALE BY 2T. cnicHi & CO., Plattsmocth, Xer. Ask f r cii cu:.-ir eon ai:i k let ninnii'ls ai"' Insurance I', oi'ositi n. Send 'I cent si air p tut Hogo!" a," a r alin'in s e. JO .t IlAAn, . Ii diaiiat oi s, Ind. W. F. Crabi'i I Ten. Successes to ROcRi V J i. L. - i Wagon and Blacksmith Wagons, Busrsie". Machines Qu'ek'y Repaired ; flow Nliar'ie ied ana IJeneral . Jobbing Done. Horseshoeing- Specialty .--we i;m'THk Horseshoe, wtiicn siiarnen I'sei a If we-i nwy. so then, is n wr .my ri.m cr of yon floi-s-slip. .iii iiiid lliiitlt:r I "elf. ml and ex. in. in in'- im-s-i.d eu will Have -..ootaer. Ileal oboe ni.tdu. SIXTH ST.. PL.VTTS.MOUT TV. A. Mmnphrcy, 71 T Phys'oi n and Surge i t-t.A l 1 iliOl'l tiE. htttlAH.A. C4IU Ui CH or Country f roiuplly Auswered. TJIE IU BOO OF BENGAL. THE GHASTLY TOWERS OF SILENCE WHERE THE DEAD ARE PLACED. T!io ri-Mn in Ills Home A Study of the Zoron.t rl.to 1 hrory uf llr I It I oil A Imjf Survival Tower Wlilcli Have SlooU Two II 11 ml red Vriirn. Tlir-y looked bo human with their con-tltM-vis, st likcMtthcr M'oik',wlictlicr they talked (tuzerati t.r Enj,'lLsh, whether one siiw t lioia in the luarLet tilace or at a meet, that it was ui.'Iicull to believe this horror uf them. Yet it was true, for there were the fac ts and statistics in a little hand hook in the reading room of tli - hotel, f u.-tsand statistics of yesterday and today and t:ot of any remote period of aiiti-civilizution. This as to time; and a to hi- not three miles from where we sat, 011 the topmost point of Malabar hill, an eminence whi-h also bore the re.sidenee of Ixrd Iieay, ovenor of the Itomhay presideney. We asked the hotel manager, who was a Pardee, if he had ever visited the spot. Ih fhook his head and Hhru;:i;i d his is!iou!d--i s just as an Englishman inilit have dune talking of the churchyard or the family vaults. "Parsees go only oi.ee," he oaid, "and then they are carried." Iiut he advised us to jm: ail tourists did, lie said; and he knew the secretary, he would yet us tickets. ON THE IIII.L. So we arranged to,. , ive thenxt morn ing very early, to ! the Towers of Si lence 011 Malabar hill, whither the Par.see living bear tlif Par.s.-e dead, bidding them a more utter farewell than is conceived by any other people of any other creed on earth. Two native soldiers stood Lu the queen's uniform at the gate, and looked at us with surprise. It was late in the season and early in the day for people who wanted to see the century old sight they protected from the over curious. Louis went up to one of them with in trepidity and showed him our passes. lie shook his head and said something in his own tongue. Neither of us understood It in the very least. I produced a phrase which I had carefully concocted on the way from a "Handbook of llinduntanee" purchased in Calcutta, and which I in tended to mean " We wish to see the Tow ers of Silence." But the man only looked at his fellow and grinned. I tried an other phrase and yet another, but com prehension did not come. Then I reflect ed that perhaps" the language of the Daboo of Bengal was not necessarily that of the native Tommy" of Bombay, and later investigation proved this to be the case. Finally one of the men jtoiuted with his gun to a small house near by, and nodded his head violently as Louis made as it she would knock. So she knocked loadh and presently there appeared, in blink ing undress, a very short, stout oi l Par see, who instantly retreated again. V then sat down beneath a mango tree and awaited events. The old Pi!see was not long in reap pearing, tall red cap and gown, and gir ile and nil. In ids hand he carried a ):tro key. with which he beckoned to us to follow him. lie went up the steps, unlocked the gate and let us in. The road si ill ascended before us through the outskirts of a tropical garden, and we climbed to another iron gate, which the old Parsee unlocked. There we stood in the dead calm of early morning, with the yeliow light in the eastern sky threat ening every moment to break iutoilame, in a strange place. Flowers bloomed around us, thooe crimson and 'purple flowers of the tropics that are all" senst and no soul. Bordered paths h d in dif ferent directions, neatly kept, and clumps of tn.es did their btst to t,ive the spo. 6hadow and sentiment. We were not louki:,gat the flowers, but at five strange, round, white structures that rose at a little distance, divided from usbyawall. in the nddtt of luavy masses of trees. The oldest of tin m had been .here 2U yell's. ith never a profanation of it. naiue or ofnee a tower of silence ah that time. The others had been added as the' were needed. They were not vault.-; and they were not cemeteries, yet their business was with the dead. EY ORDER OF ZOROASTER. They lirat arose 3,0uu years ago by command of Zoroaster, as you doubtless know, thus: The elements, buM Zoroas ter, are sacred as s mix. Is of thedtity, then -fore should nter be contaminated or deliled. - Neither earth nor lire not water should serve a Parsee after death had made him acoirupt thing His bods Bhould be placed on a tower, high above all human habitations, that living men should not be p. limed by U, and no foot enter there but those of its bearers, who should leave it' and come away. And the towers of Zoroaster's thought, o.COO years ago, were the towers with the latest oaniiai v iiupijjvepienis, that stood before us in the y Oar of grace which gives one an idea of the real meaning of conservatism. We saw a model of the structures ghown in the garden, ane undi tsiood it with the help of the hotel hand book. They are built of solid black granite, and covered with white cheenam. Inside is a circular platform divided into three shallow receptacles with footpaths be tween, the outer row for males, the next for females and the inner for children. Three is the notable number of the fol lowers of Z- 'roaster, reminding them al ways of the cardinal prece-pts of their re ligion "good thoughts," "good words," I'goexJ deed:;." Every Parsee wears a vhite woolen girde $f triple coil for its daily sugscBiion anl he cttrriea out the idea to tlie last. The torp?e bearers are a sepaiate t hus, prepared by certain r lijious ceremon ie-n, uikI ferced to live apart from the rest of the Parsee com munity because of the impurity which their oflice is eupposed to contract f7 them. . lu compensation the work is highly paid. They carry the body, swathed iu a sheet, to its receptac.j, and lay it there without any clothing .vhatever. ''Naked ve come info th-p world, " paid'Zoroastet, &a:id naked we oultt to leave it." Then the cams? bear era go awar, and the vul tures come, anil in ten minutes there is U ch-an picked skeleton where they left what had been a man or woman the day lie fore. In a fortnight or so the sain bearers return, und K-'Uher up the loui-s with iron tongs, and throw them into 11 well in the middle of the Tower of Si lence, which is their linal resting place. Conduits lead from this place to under ground wells, provide. 1 with double til tcrs of .-iind and charcoal and sandstone, for the put dication of the rain water fall ing upon the bones. In-fore it re-enters the earth. That is the entire system; its simplicity is ghastly. Sara J. Duncan in .ioiiLi'i-;jl Star. Kollie' I'lctuie. Much interest is being awakened by a portrait of Burns now mi view in Princes street. The picture has been quite re cently discovered, and though the final word h;is yet to he spoken by theexp-T'a there is every reason to suppose that the port 1 ail is by Sir Henry Ihieburn. In a letter from the artist, w ritten in lo03, he mentions having dispatched a portrait of Burns in a fishing smack from Lcith to Loudon to a well known firm of pict ure dealers. The later history of the picture is not yet satisfactorily cleared tip. I tit from internal evidence? there is ever reason to beli -ve thct the present picture is the portrait alluded to in the ietter. The coloring is rich anil mellow iu t'-ne. and the figure Mauds out from l in-c. , :i ::s u it h lifelike force and reality. Tin- :o 1 is p.i.itel sealed in an arm chair, w iih one 1 -g crossed over the o'Ju r. Tin re is much individuality about the treatment of the figure and face, and it is curiously did'erent from Nasniyth's portrait; but a- the Jatter picture was done as ;.n c-rder from the publisher for :i f :onl i.- .piece t the poems, it maybe supposed that tho face was somewhat idealized. In this portrait the eyes are full of fire uid the eyebrows (generally a marked feature in people of the artistic tempera ment) tire broadly defined and have a tamp of marked individuality. The i'orehead, one of the most characteristic features in an intellectual face, is unfor tunately almost hidden by the heavy black hair; the lower part of the face is somewhat coarse. It is difficult, when looking at this picture, to know how much to gather from the face itself, or how much we read into it from our know It dge of the character. Whether it prove to be tho mi-sing Raeburn or not, it is a decidedly fine piece of painting and a most suggestive portrait. Mur ray's Magazine. M.oikeys as Crab Catcher. The way in which monkeys catch land nibs is d. scribed hy ft sportsman who tade an expedition to the jungles around lugapore. :nd tiiereenj iyed sport which -.Lea tlie contemporaneous records of iisn experiences pale into insignifi ;iice. The monkey iie3 down flat on its niaeh, feigning death. From the ouniless n issages piercing the mud in very direction thousands of little red .:id yellow crabs soon make their ap eart'nee. and after suspiciously eying r a few minutes the brown fur of the lonkoy, they slowly and cautiously siido to hi. 11. in great glee at 'tfte prospect i' a big feed olt the bones of Jocko. The ttcr peeps through his half closed eye .ls, and lix.-s upon Hie biggest of theas nliled multitude. When the crab comes ;;hi:i reach, cut dashes the monkey's is. id off he scampers into the jungle h a cry of . light to discuss at leisure t h-verly earned dinner. il ,n ly did the monkeys seem to miss ir prey." ailels the cleseriber pf this m. ,!j Law, hovveveri one old fellow ., mvl it was ludicrous in the extreme see the rr.ge it put him in. Jumping fully a minute up and down on all r s at the mouth of tha hoie into which crab had escaped, ha positively Ied with vexation. Then he set to k , oking the mud about with his fin 1 at the entrance to the passage, fruit dy trying every now ami i.gain to peep it." These same monkeys, the so :led pig tailed variety, are taught by the .ah:ys to pick fruit for them in the for ts. The monkeys select the ripest fruit, nd their masters, by following their aovements, catch them in 1 eloth before Liiey reach the ground. Tne monkey is 00 well trained to attempt to eat any ruit while at work, but when sufficient :v gather. 'd he is duly rewarded for his If denial. Imdon jlobe. Report Ins Knulil Talk. Speaking cf rapid talkers makes me 1 1.; of the time 1 wa- sent to report a tare hy Henry Ward Ececher," s;di :e mayor's private BC-veiary, Tom Neill. at the Press club the other day. I was something of a stenographer and i .d alwa 8 been 'il'" to keep pace with very man I had been assigned to take Jo, With no misgivings. I sl.ui pjped my 0; ncil and took ui seat at the reporters' (able and waited for the distinguished divine to begin. The subject was 'Evo lution,' which, in those days, I knew ab Kolutely nothing about. Well, he starto'i in, and for a minute everything went all "-ight. flie second minute he took a spurt, and I found myself pushing my pencil at a high rate of speed. Tle third minute he put on more steam and I had to write eo fast my pencil got hot and came near setting the paner rtflre. Thr fourth ;i:imue im spurted again and I was lort. lie kept on spurting until at last he struck his gait. Heavens! how be talked. manu script. No iioies. lie just stood up there by his desk with one hand on it, the other by his side. His mouth ""s open, and without changing the expression of his face or moving a muscle iho words came rolling out one after another like drops of lead from the summit of a shot tower." Chicago Journal. Mrs. Stockbridge. cf Michigan, likes a Cooel. lioiJbe. She knows one, too, and can judge of an animal's points as keenly as a Kentuckian. "At times I like horses Letter than people," she remarked naively once, ind she genuinely has a love for the noble animal. VI sdl colors she pre-. fers the blacks, and the Stockbtidge ttables will have three spans of magniti GfeUi black. Lot stia tbi wiiUfcXr HAITI KST OF MANY ISLES. LIFE ON THE SUGAR CANE ISLAND OF BARBADOES. Itemdty of lliti Population A Ilcullhy Fl' iiaiielul Condition ICnfclUliincii Who l--t Tlrr MospltHlit jf Mini Oenerwl ;...xl N.ituro uf the People. Th" Barbadian, from a variety of causes, political principally, has developed a com mercial activity greater than has so far appeared possible in the other of these islands. His island has become the dis tributing point of the region, and has, in consequence, attracted and held together a population larg r, proportionately, than any of the other islands. The streets of the capital are alive with bustling trades, her buildings hear evidence that land is valuable, her roulstcad is alive with for eign shipping, anil the annual addition to her populni ion appears to go hand iu hand w ith the increase of Iht material pros perity, while other islands, notably St. Lucia, have been sacked and pillaged for 13!) years prior to the opening of this cen tury, conquered first by one pow er and then by the other. Barbadoes has, since 1G23, developed as peacefully and nor mally as New England, and is today, in spite of the low price of cane sugar, one of the happiest little countries in the world. FOlt MALTIil'SlANlSTS. Barbadoes has ordv llU.fle-'i f." which to support a pojiuku.oii 01 u t i l?J,()!Ji), giving only one square mile of elbow room to each 1.000 inhabitants a state of density that should reassure the most pessimistic Chinaman of Malthu-i-i.in disposition. She raises nearly $1, OOU.uhO a year iu revenue, has a public debt of only $13J,00J, has about 100,000 in her savings banks, has a good water supply and complete constitutional lib erty. Could any man want more? And yet her chief port is a mere open road stead; nor does she differ materially from the other Caribbean islands in climate or soil, It Is the one island of the West Indies that has the appearance of belonging to England; not only by the presence of British men-of-war in the roadstead and British soldiers about the streets of Bi idetown, but from the fact that the English people hero control local affairs, take a pride in identifying themselves with the colony, and by their geograph ical situation are the center of the best English social life in this quarter of the globe. The lloyal Mail steamer from Jamaica to Southampton, bearing the families of planters, army and navy offi cers, civil officials and touri.-ts, stop at Barbadoes long enough to refresh body and mind in the society of fellow coun trymen. From Barbadoes ply the smai hr connecting steamers idiat distribute passer.gcis to. the neighboring islands as far north as St. Thomas and south to Demerara. The governor of the island unites in his drawing room or, to speak more accurately, on his lawn tennis courts Englishmen from every corner of the queen's dominions whos wavs cross at this, little poitt. If the Bar badian does not keep up with the last fad from Piccadilly it is merely because he cannot or will not appear at Govern ment hQU.se, ENGLISHMEN FEEL AT HOME. In other islands of the Caribbee group the exiled Briton broods in misery sur rounded by a mob of hopelessly unintel ligent blacks. Here, on tl;e other hand, his beloved ensign greets him at every turn, assuring him that he is on soil that is English more than merely in name. The governor's residence, known as gov ernment house, is in a handsorxn park approached by an avenue of grand trees, guarded by a sentry at the lodge gate and by very majestic household func tionaries at the hall door. Visitors in scribe their names in a book kept for that purpose, and nothing is omitted to impress them with the fact that they are here dealing with the representative of royalty. But government house in the British West Indies is more than a for mal official residence. The governor is expected, if not to govern, at least to be an important factor in the political and social life of the island; he is to be a man above party, able to unite under his roof the leading people of the place; to medi ate between the crov.-n and the people, nis w ife, on the other hand, is expected to be the pattern of good breeding, the arbiter on all social points, assisting her husband in makincr cvernment house a colon ia' court. To do all this the government allows $3,000 a year for entertainment alone, $13,000 a year as salary besides his resi dence, handsomely furnished, represent ing for ths JUtlo island about double what is furnished to the United States minister to England. When my rickety conveyance drew up before the great en trance of the Barbadian palace I handed to one of the recpleisiietit ' servants a let ter of introduction and then proceeded to write my name in the visitors' ltook. Before I had completed this important task the illu-trious footman returned, ind,' with some appearance of having made more haste than usual, fchowec me into a ',arjc, shady, cool morning tiOum, where the "first lady of Barba loes" and Sir Charles Lees, the icovenior, Dade me welcome, AT Taa GOVEItNUENT HOUSE. The lawn of Government house stretches away from tne open doors and vyip.dusvb io the shade of graceful trees. When I arrived tennis was well under wav. Buddy, well built men and grace ful women, all in comfortable Hansels, J were struggling for succe with a vigor aot readdy assuoiased w ith the tropics. Di'iiccvs liouu i,he squadron as well as troru the local" garrison vied with one iuother in entertaining all such as wore petticoats, while groups of very itiner ant looking men chatted together here ind there made up, it was plain, to. jf local official.-.. TJ,. governor and Lc.dy Lec&lost uq opportunity of adding ;o the i.leacurd of their guccL. -ither by a iug a few- words e-f wc-ic-jmo to a new j ir'rival or introducing those who up- ' geaxed tortured by the know nobodj ( eiTig". :i 1 ie fide uc rn't r jfi 1 s . n e" ( r 1 1 k island was away on official duties, much to my regret. Officially be holds a most exalted post and receives the highest honors; socially he cannot enter the dining room of the meanest white trader. Consequently w-e have the comical pict ure of a negro ostracized by the poorest w bite del k, yet a frequent guest of the first lady of the i.d.nnl not merely on her law 11, but at her table. The attorney general, by the way, told me main things about the negro that confirmed my suspicion that in spite of centuries of Christian rule devil worship was a fact in most of the islands, and even here under the eyes of an American bishop. Barbadoes Letter in New York Times. A Man with h I-arlat. A man was found nearly buried in the sand near San Francisco. Two deputy coroners could not pull him out. A horseman was sighted. This is what happened: lie rode up to them, and when the situation u;is explained calm ly alighted, untied a long lariat which was coiled at the back of his saddle, and without a word began to make one end of it fast about the upper portion of the dead man's body. The rope was passed under the arms and tied in a knot at the shoulders. Having accomplished thisthc stranger paused, and looked up at the astonished morgue oilieials as much as to say : "What's the matter with that?" "What are you going to do next" isk'-.l the deputy c minor. '.-: . 1. . . ! in - -i .'1 1 j t . i i 1.1 . . .ui." "Well, you might as well give up that idea," returned the deputy. "It would take half a dozen men like us to move li.-at man." "Maybe it would," replied the stran ger, with a chuckle thai v.g.s certainly a little out of place, considering lh; oc casion; "maybe it would take a do.-vn men such as we are, but it will only take one hor.,e such as this is." As be said this he pointed to his Meed, which h:.d hitherto stood motionless, watching tiie movi ments of his master with evident interest. Without more ado the stranger mounted his boixv, and taking a turn around ;he horn of hi. sadtlle witli the iree end of the IanO. mov-..i idowh ahead until the line w a. Jrawn taut. Then, in response to a gent le luek from his rider, ihe animal .settled ids feet down into the sand and steadily hent his strength against the rope. There was 110 jerking. It, was un even, steady pull. The) Hue vibrated rapidly under thy heavy strain as the intelligent equine hauled iway upon it. In a mouivuc the loop tightened about the covpac, and the oody was drawn, slowly at first, then with a swish, frv.01 its bed in the sand. Ilav'njj accomplished this the mysteri ous horseman removed the wop from the body, recoiled his lariat, mounted his horse, and, p.l'ter ntduting the wondering officials In a highly dignilied manner, rode silently away, no one knew whither. San Francisco Chronicle. A funeral from the Tenement. A funeral in a crowded east side street! From every window in the giant tene ments human heads are thrust, in every doorway is a group of women, and clus tered on every hand are little knots of children, on whose peaked faces is stamped the desire to lose no portion of what is going on. Stretched along the curb is a long string of coaches, headed by a hearse decked out in all the trap pings of woe. The drivers, a brawny set of men, used to such scenes, stand to gether idly talking. In the mouth of one of the tenements 6tand a dozen women. "She must be heart broken," 6aid one. "Indeed she must," said another, "or she'd never have spent so much money." "It'll cost a heap to pay for such a beautiful funeral." "And she hasn't a cent, poor thing. She'll have to work her fingers to the bone to pay for it." "And the poor children; what'll thev do?' There is a clatter of heavy footsteps on the stairs, and a rosewood casket comes bumping down on the shoulders of six struggling men. It is rolled into the hearse, which moves slovly away, and the first coach takes its place. A wild shrill cry, half a moan and half a shriek of pain, is heard, and out comes the widow, a gaunt faced woman of middle age. She sways her body to and fro, and rubs her eyes viciously with her handkerchief. A crowd gathers around her, and she is bustled out of eight into the coach with three other women in rusty black clothes. A Utile boy in well worn knickerbockers climbs up ia the driver1 beat and there graciously recog nizes a crowd of little chaps on the side walk, who gaze at him with euwous eyes. "Are ye goin" to ride up there, Dinny?" asked one. "Of course," was the reply; "ain't it me fodder's funeral?" And the sum Iter procession moved slowly away. New York Sun. Safety Pilot for Uailwuy Traios, An apparatus which promises to ma terially lessen tho danger to human life in cas& of collision on railways h;is just appeared. It consists of a collapsible butler, which, attached to and propelled In front of a train, will receive the force of the shock and permit the train to be brought to a standstill without being in jured or derailed. The apparatus is prey videil with a series of air citamb-jv con nected to telescope togetjw? ami permit the air to be gr.-v.!v.:i ity driven out, and mounted on a roiling support, which may bo held near to. or veuovei home lis tance in adva'.ic-- of the train by the fold ing or unfolding of the tel-. scoping sec tions. Either compressed air or steam may be admitted as desired toloih series of air chambers. New York . Tecgim. 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