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SATURDAY, NOVKMHIilt II, 18W.
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mucous surfaces ot tho uyBtem. Tcstl
monlulu sent treo. l'rlco 7Ge. per bottle.
Bold by ull Druggists.
Notice.
Notlco of Hrtlcle of lucorporittiou of tlio West
l'urk itiuul compuuj.oi Lincoln, Nubravkii,
UloU ou tlio 'UU uuy ot OctoUir, 1MU.
I. NAUK or THIS COUI'OUATION t
U'liu iiuuio ot HiIh oorioriilloti slutll bo tlis
West t'urK Lund Cotupttuy.
U. ruixcu'Ai. rLAi'K or tmansactino its
'luo pnuciiml idituo of truimttctltiu the bust
um ot uu corporuliou uliull tio Lincoln, Lull
cosier cuunly, .ubruWu, bul tulil coipoiultoit
liuU havu iHiwor to o.luliilnli Urutioli ulllcos nt
Now York City, Now York, and Sun t'ruucuco,
UUlturuls.
111. TUBOK.Nt:UAI.MATUnK or THK Ul'SINKS
TO IU1 TKANSAUTKU. ...
Tuo tjuuerul uitturoof tittibuiuivan tobo triuni
sotmi ur tbU corporation sball bo ilio purvluiHo
mid uiS or Hwl ttaui lit tlio mute ot NolmuWu
nil ulsowlioro, to ncci'ia itml bold tlio title
iiuimiii. to onwt hulldinits tliuruotl. to lllllirovu.
enlarge, repair suit tumult tlio mine, to limn
sua burrow uiouuy and to illvo und titko tiocun'
isry security tor tlio kutno, to rent, or leiuonll
or any part ot tlio property bold by or placed in
tbo custody ot mid corporation, uud sucltotlier
busluuM as may bo uoc.'ury to curry out tlio
trsueral purioo ot tlio btuluoss to bo Iruim
noted. IV. TUB AMOUNT or OArlTAb srock AUTIIOU
IXKD, 'Iho aruouut ot cupltal stock uuthorlzftd U
ono hundred tliousund (IU0,UUU.lU) ilollurs,
which slinli lx rupresouted by eurtiuciiles ot
stuck of ono huuurod (lUU.bv dollurs cucli,
wulcli shnll bo iioii-nMiwmOluuiid lullypiitd up
botorotuo coiuuieucumvul ot bituu ot tills
corporutlou. ,
'luu' cupltal stock may Iki Increased ut any
reyular meutltiMot tlio stock bolilois or uuy spe
cial moottutf cullml tor Unit purpose.
V. TlHKUr COMUUNCKMKNT OP THE LIKK Of
THIS COK1-OUATION. '
'liinllnwir iliKriiriHirntlon uliull conitnenco
on tbo XMli duy of 'October, 1MU, nod shall tur
uilunto ou tlio -Ttli day ot October, 11MU, unions
It sliullbotllssouou in iiioiiiuniiur noroiiiuiiur
prescribed.
VI, Tllli IIIQIIKST AMOUNT OK INDKUTliUNtDS,
Tlio liitlliest uiiiuunt ot ludvbtetlnt'ss or
liability wnlcli this corporutlou sluill ut un
ouu ttuio subjoct Itself, suull bo oiioiiuurter o(
tho amount ot cupltul stock.
VII. TIIBOfKICKItS.
The uUulm uud buslnvas of tills corporutlou
slmll bo luuuuucd byu board ot Ihu ilircctora,
ull of whom snail bo slockliotdcrs, uud eucli ot
whom suult o ti mil loss thiitt ten UU) sliart-s ot
tho cupltal stock, byu president, it vlcopresi
duut. u kocrvtun uuil u trcuuror.uiiil tnoiirt.l-
dent shall bo elnjiblo to tlio olllco ot truu.urur.
FUAXK L. SlIKLDOMT.
LlO.NKb O. 1IUUU. j .
Uiias. L. lluiitt. 1- Incorporators.
Oablos C. 1IUUB.
C. Ii. blifcUios. J
Hhorlrr hulr.
Notice is licroby ulreii thut by vlrtuo of nn
order of sain Usueu by tlio clerk of tho dlatrlct
mnn f iiutTiiird luulcialduitrictot Nchru.ku.
within and for Luucusiur county, iu un uctiuu
wtiervtu James c. uuuiu u ptuuuiu, uiiu iuru
tlsu '. Jorgnusvn et ul. duiviidunls, 1 will ul 2
o'clock p. ui., ou tlio litli duy ot JJecembcr, A. o,
16W, at tuo oust door ot thu court liouso, 1 1 thu
city of Laucolu, Luncu.ter county, .Nub.uuku,
ouur for sulo ut pnullo auction tuo followiuic
doscriboaroulosiatoto-wit:
IvoUt uumtwrcd twelve (Vt) to twonty-two m)
hiclusivo iu block fourteen till, lots twclvo (U)
to twvuty-two ysi) inciuilvo in block sixtwu
(Wl.loUoue (1) to twouty-twn Vii) luclusivo iu
li.u ,. nm. uiiu numburtsl twulvu 1 11 1 to
twenty-lwotJ luclusivo in block ciiLU,utii
twulvu (121 to iwonty-two ISJ uiclusUom ulock
olsut U. lou throo B to thiitouu M inciuslvu In
block ouo 1, lots sixteen IU to tweuty a) inclu
sive In block two, lot seven 7 iu block twolvo
12. lot eisbt 6 in block two 2, lots iiinotoou IU
ad twenty 9J hi block four 4, lots seven 7 uud
eiliht 8 in block llvo &, lots twolvo 12 to ulnetoou
Wiucluslvo bi blovk tlirce3, lots twelvo U to
ilxteeu 10 Inclusive lu block nluo 9, loti i seven 7
to sloven 11 Inclusive in block sixteen 10, all of
It.. ... im. a.i hi(v-k In Kureku audition
to uk elt ol Lincoln. Lancaster oouuty, No-
Usvaa aadar mi haad this 81st dar of October
THK IilMIOICIliN OliUB.
TMETnUE8PiniTOFPHIL090PHYflET
rORTH DY DHOTMER QAnONER.
Te l.olfl if Certain 111 rule m I'liiln
llm Notoon Vniirl'uri' -llrothpr (lnrdnrr
llolili Up m Few .'oiiiltiinni Kiniiiple
la Ihn I'ntilln (iniir.
CnpyrlKht, 1WO, by Clmrlcd II, twl.)
"It linn cum to my knowledge,'1 ll
Ilrollior (Innliier, nfU-r the Move liml been
rlnhloil ti V and the windows lowered to let
out tho ntnoke "It Inn cum io my knowl
ailKo dnt Drilildir Waydown Ilolico linn
icxt nbout dun gnuo rra,r on do Mtl
Ick of piillotmpliy, I also )'nra dat Kur
ncl Jolnmon liiwHpcntttlfur liooliB on dnt
itibllck, nltlioiiKh It'n powrrful Imnl work
fur htm to spoil 'cnt mi git tin worth In
wlmr dey belong. AIno tint Kltltr Toot
hits bin imlttln In lilt cnelu fur du laxt
week, mIuh'H o(T an feut ou i olin'r, n trjln
to find out why tlnr nm a liolnron 'bout
brnt nn n coliluemt 'Unit cold. 'Dt-cd, but
tlarnoeniMlo twit sort o crao ninnugila
mcmborHotdli Limekiln club Jin now fur
philosophy, nn I want to ny n few wortli
to yo who nm preiuut.
"Dnrhulu't no secret 'bout din philoso
phy bltucAH, mi ilar linln't no Mirier uxo
fur hiiy of yo' to spend any money or loaf
nbout do lioiitie. I kin tell yo' nil yo' want
to know, All yo' need nm plain, ubcrdny
hllcf'ophy, wldout any silver platln on It.
) philoiciphy of philosophy nm nn plain
ns do nos ou yo'r face. I' ur Insliiure!
"I? tinmuol Shin siMuda fo' thtyii Iu do
week lonllu nround salooiiH an foolin wld
gninn chickens, soma of tie Shin clilll'enlmv
icot Io K" b'nrfut.
"It Autlmony Johnsou Iosoh ta tvuth of
vtlmo to win fa ou a Iiosh race, Ii,'h MO Hhort,
an nil do llgKerln iu do world can't mako
It any odder way.
"UruddcrCabllT nlnm 10 per week, Ho
ban n wlfo an six cldtl'eu an keeps five
dawKS. Doom philosophy liiRourituti lilm iu
do bono of belu worf n udllyon dollats
somo day? Not imichl I'lilloDophy says
ho'll bo tnlKhty lucky If ho over gets 15
centn ahead of do game
"On fo'ty different oeenshunH lit-st sum
mer I saw JimIko Prlmrosu asleep ou liN
dtwhstons when odder men war at work.
Am philosophy providln him wld chicken
potplo nn Mocha coffeo ills wluterf Not
as wo knows oft On do contrary, bo's
powerful happy when ho bumps up ngnlu'
it cold Inter an a cup of 'J shllllu ten.
"Lnst spring SIiIiuIIk Watklus bought a
old watch fur $15 nn a diamond pin fur
$10 mo'. Ills fall Iiu'h got an ole towel
pinned around htm fur an undershirt nn
nm inakln pnthello Inquiries 'hout do price
of turnips. Do yo' want any better philos
ophy dan dittf
"Lost summer Mnlnh Scott nrrovo In ills
town from Vlrglnny wld his family. Ho
tented a box nt do iwssoflls; his wito ln u
idgh t4 ho routed piano nt & per
:
ILDRII TOOTS IN HIS CAIUN.
month; he boucht tickets to strnwl)erry
festivals, nn do fnm'ly was seen at do
thouter. Do odder day dnr wns a crash
which shook do United States. Do majnh
reached do end of dnt (140 ho had not fur
his uiowl when ho left Vlrglnny, and todny
he nm huutlii fur stoves to black. Dar
wns philosophy dnr, but he didn't sco It,
Philosophy tenches ub dnt if yo' try to
mako 1140 answer fur ll.OOO something has
got to bust sooner or Inter.
"De Kov. Penstock nm nnother shluln
exnniplo of philosophy. Ho bad a $100
In do bank to run lilm frow din winter.
IU drawed It out and took Mrs. Pen
stock to de seiiBhoto and fluim on a
heap of stylo. Do odder day ho borrowed
hulf a dollar of mu to buy co'umeal.
Philosophy orter told him dat if ho spent
his money gwluv to de seashore ho couldn't
hev It to buy mincemeat in do winter, but
be couldn't sco It,
"My frens, I do not wish to dictate, nor
would I fo'co my advice upon any of yo'. I
do hope, however, to find yo consistent In
dls philosophy bizuess. Do man who throws
up a cash Job to loaf nroun homo an study
philosophy may git a tow theories, but he
can't trade 'cm fur ment or'tnters. De
philosophy of bent won't buy nn obcrcoat
fur Jinuary weather. Do philosophy of
cold won't pay do rent In July. It muy bo
mighty Interestln to know why de nlrth
moves around do sun, but shoes and stock
In's cost tuoucy, Yo' mny wonder why tie
wind blows, or why do sea am salt, or why
de moon doan' sblno nt uoonday, but when
ds landlord calls fur de rent bo expects Ms
cash money. About half philosophy, half
boss senno an steady work at (3 a day am
jest about do dose fur common folks Ilka
us. If de white folks kin stand a leetla
mo', dat's delr lookout."
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
Old HI LBtlifrlieud Made Happy
bjr a
Mayor's Generosity.
His Last Yklu As mayor of this town
we have bceu subjected to considerable un
favorable criticism for nn Incident which
occurred last Saturday afternoon, and which1
the knockkueed critter who publishes the
dlshrag weekly down the street Is deter
mined. to muku the most of. Alsiut noon
oa MatarjUy. while wo sat In the major's
oAtSJWRUie city hall, old SI l.eatlnrliead
caSBela? tfo-bnd come iluwu from lilstisist
on Dili Williams' mountain to buy b-.'.con
Ind powder, Ho hndthesame old mule he
baa owued for It years, ami both i and
the mule were looking sad uud di eti-il
The old man hod beard that Arizona wni
to bo admitted to the Union, and Hut llW
town, which bo helped to found, wits in
coming civilized enough to have hlewilks
and telephones. Ho couldn't hfllcu- It till
ve got here and saw those things with Ids
own eyes, nud as ho sat down iu our office
be wept like a child.
We felt sorry for the old man. When ho
told iu that bo wits t!3 years old ami bad no
hope of living through the winter. It seemed
a hard case. He had jcoino down ex lectlng
to get drunk, ride his old mule through sa
loons and do considerable shooting uud
felling, and It saddened our heart to be
bilged to tell blm that any such conduct
srotild result In bis arrest. Tears were
hUlaffdowB his aired cheeks at as asked
our olllclal permission to rldu through just
oii'i sitlimu ntitl snoot six Holes Into Hie
mirror behind tint bar. When we hail to,
refuse It, he Ix-gued to 1st allowed toKallnp
up and down I lie streiYaml shtsit nt glims I
Insulators on tint teleuraph poles. WVI
couldn't samtlou thai, either, hut after dis
cussing the matter we made a compromise
with him, It was aureisl that he might
stand on the publlo square and utter a
dozen oltl time hoots and thou go and net
drunk, but there was to he no riding or
hootliiK,
Old 81 selected 7 o'clock In tho evening as
his hour, and the city mnrshal wns ou hand
to count his hoots. The llrst three brought
vorybody Into tho streit, anil the next
three start! half tho population out of
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BOTlf HI AND TIIK MIII.K IXHlKKtl DKJKOTGU.
town. Tho Inst nun was a urnnd wlndtip,
which jarred thu shingles ou the roofs, and
when ho got through the old man felt him
self 10 yearn youiiKcr. An hour later lie
wns blind drunk, and by our direction ho
won laid away ou a bed of sIihvIiiks In a
carpenter shop. We don't deny that it was
against tho ordinance, and we certainly had
no legal HUthorlty to permit it, but wu
wanted to make old HI happy once more
and aro wllllnn'to take thu penalty.
Anotiiku Mistake. When a strntiKer
came to us its mayor the other day to Kct n
license for "a grand amm-Kittlou of Itvluu
curiosities," which he wanted to exhibit
undent tout, wu fell It our duly to warn
him that If thlnt were not up and up he
would hear something drop. Ho (rented
our kindly Intentions with lofty disdain,
nnd wo Issued the llceusu with n feeling
that he would hump up iwutust something
now before the week was out. Wedncsdny
evening ho opened Ills show to the public.
He had a big sign rending, "Glgnntlo Ag
gregutlou of Stupendous Curiosities" on tho
front of thu tent, nnd tho mlntito old
Doo Poolo got sight of it ho opened lire,
Justus wo had predicted. Ileforu thu city
marshal could get to hint ho had shot oil
all the sign except "Ulgan" , and had
likewise seared most of tho living curiosi
ties Into Ills.
Among the exhibits was n fat hoy from
Ohio, warranted to weigh 20 pounds. Five
or six of the boys hefted him and put his
weight down ut about 1(15 pounds. Ho was
carried across tho street and put on tho
scales, nnd when it was found that he
weighed only 1(13 pounds things begun to
break loose. Tlicra was a wild girl from
Borneo, who chewed gum so naturally that
old Jim I'uller recognized herns n girl from
Pike county, Mo. Tho living skeleton had
morofnt on his bones than the man who rau
tho show, nnd after considerable trouble It
was found that "the biggest gorilla ever
captured nlivo" was a boy fixed up for the
occasion, and a poor fix at that.
This Is n great locality for Inevitable re
sults. There was nn Inevitable result to
this deception of the confiding public.
There was n sudden yell from tho 75 men
tnsldo tho tent, and then tho herd stam
peded. Somebody abducted tho wild girl
ot Homeo, and within a week wu expect to
announce her mnrrhtgo. Tho fnt boy was
placed on a looso iniilo nnd sent off for a
ride, tho gorilla stripped of his skin nnd
soundly spanked, nnd tho last wo saw of
tbo proprietor of tho show ho was being
tossed In a blanket nnd yelling for mercy.
Wo understand that ho left town ou foot,
and that thu slier I IT has charge of his tout
and a box of snakes. As we have stated be
fore, this is a good town for snows, but it
must bo a good show. Wo aro an up and
up people. Wo pny for whnt we get, hut
wunt whut wo pay for. If a theatrical com
pany comes hero to play "Hamlet," there
must be no Uncle Tom nnd little ICva can
tering around on the stage, and if tlio play
is "Undo Tom's Cabin," then Humlet has
got to keep out of it, or some of the boys
will shoot his whiskers oil.
OBLIGING A JURY.
A Bsputatlon That Couldn't lie Trotted
'In Carelens llauds.
The colonel and I stood talking in front
of tho postoflice when a colored muu who
held his cup iu his band approuched and
aldi
"Kuruel Thomas, I h'ar yo' wonts to git
a man out on do plantation."
"Yes. I want n mnn out there," replied
the colonel as he looked tho negro over,
''Seems to mo I've seen you before?"
"lteckon uot, sah. I'se uow nrouu yers."
"TO' O.OT IT AM. WRONO 'UOtlT HAT IIOO.
KUItNKU"
"But I'm sure I've seen you somewhere.
Lot's see. I was over at Selmn tho other
day."
"Yes, sah, yo' was olrcr to Selmn."
"And while there I called at thu jail."
"Yes, sah, yo' called at de Jail. Dey has
got a powerful nice Jull ober to SeltuaJ'
"And while at the Jail I saw a colored
man who was serving a sentence for steal
ing a bog."
"No doubt of It, kuruel. Yes, yo' dun
saw a cull'd pussou right In dnt jail at
fielnia."
"And you are the man," said tha colonel
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ashu'lnl I his hnud on thu negro's shoul
der. "Jes' so, ktiinel Jes' su. I was right In
dat jitll.it Solum, an I dun 'uiciuIkts of
sceln yo' passuloiig. Curious what a mem
'ry some wlil'o folks has got liideirheadsl"
"Hut you don't huppose I want a man
who's been In jail for stealing, do ouf"
exclaimed the colonel.
"No, sail no, sail. Of eo'se yo' don't.
Dat's what'IVeyere to illsphiln about. Yo'
got It nil wrong 'bout dnt ling, ktiruel. Do
ptisson who iluu stole doling wns asleep
when yo' called. I wasn't Iu dat jail fur
stcutlu no hog. 1'zu tioslch man as dat."
"Then what were yo' in fnt:"
"Why, dey said dOtn two hags of cotton
seed meal what dey found In my curt was
tookeu from do depo'."
"Oh, I see Vell, what's the dlirereitcef"
"Whnt'M do ilifTereiieer Heaps o' differ
ence, snh. On do one bund, l'zu loadln
up n bar'l o' salt arte r dnrk, uud dem bags
jes' tumble into my cart when my back
am turned. Ou do odder hand, a pussou
goes out by daylight nn runs a hog around
do woods fur ober two hours before he
cotcb.es a hind leg. Scuse me, kttrnel. I
did reckon I'd like to worK ou yo'r planta
shun, but if yo'am do sort o' mail who (
can't scudo difference between a pussou
resiiu m juii io ouieeguuo jury mi oein
sent to Jail fur stealln a hog I couldn't
trust my reputushtui in yo'r bunds. Good
mnwnlu, Kuruel Thomas good mawnlul"
WUer Than the Law.
They told mo at tho lust stopping plnce
to inquire for a family uiimed Bristol, und
at 5 o'clock Iu tho nf let noon I reached tho
hamlet and soon discovered that Mr. Urls- (
tol was a "Justice of the peace In and for'
tho said county," He was a man nbout CO
yours Ui ngo, unit tuoiiKii uc i;uuiu imvu
rnked in many n fat fco by encouraging his
neighbors to go to law he did not believe in
what ho called "fussing around." Wo hud
an instance of It while sitting ou tho porch
after supper. A negro came up on the run
and very much excited uud said:
"Mars Bristol, I can't stuud dls ycru no
mo'l I wunt to (ill out a wurruut fur Moso
Hendersou, who dun knocked me down an
wnlked all ober met"
"Let's see. Yo'r name is Abraham Tlbbs,
Isn't ur"
"Yes, sab i Abraham Tlbbs, de peace
fuUcst pussou In all dls county."
"And yo' wnut a warrunt for assault and
itAttorvt"
"Dat's It, Jedge. It was de biggest kind
of 'sault nn do worstest kind of battery."
"Well, yo' go iund tell Moses I want to
see him, and yo' come back with him."
"Yes, sah, an if he wou't come I'll dun
break his olo black neckl Doan' gin hint
less'n Ave y'nrs in state prison, jedge, nn if
yo' kin dun mako it 10 I'll send yo' Ave
bushels ot sweet Haters."
Iu about 10 minutes Abraham returned
lu company with Moses, and his honor
queried of tho latter:
"Oloscs, how tint this yero fuss ueginr"
"lie dun called mo a liar, jedge."
"I denies it!" protested Abraham.
"I wants a warrantl"
"An so does II"
"Yo' won't ult no warrants of this yero
I court," replied his honor ns ho shaved off
somo touueco to nil ms pipe, "imsyere
court finds yo' both guilty of tho offense us
charged. Abe, yo' kuow them three acres
of co'nfleld over by the Wldder Joncsesf "
"Yes, sah."
"Waal, that's my co'n and needs hoelu,
and tho sentencoof t he com t Is thatyo' hoe
it nud do thu work mighty well. Mooes,
yo' know my two acres of peanuts over on
tho Ridge road t"
"I do, wdi."
"Them peanuts is weedy, nnd the sen
tence of tho court Is that yo' put in three
days' work over theru with a hoe. That's
all. Court is adjourned, uud if yo' two her
uny mo' fussing uround I'll doublotho dose
nnd flue yo' enough to buy mu u bur'l ot ap
plejack fur the winter." M. Quad.
A Muu of 1'rl.le.
Before bu entered thudomainot Swedish
dialect coined) 15ns Ileegu drifted about
tho country with various dramatlo enter
prises, which were fur from being on a
sound basis lliiuucially. This process Is
technically known its "barnstorming," and
while experiencing its vicissitudes tho com
edian lintl many odd experiences. Once he
found himself stranded In lvnnsos City,
und he wtu driven into the streets by a
heartless landlord. Aftcrwaiuleringabout
for two days without a mouthful to eat ho
became thoroughly desperate and cut a
bole In a Imkcuhop window. Just us he
wns ubout to remove u loaf of bread there
from a policeman pounced upon blm and
bo spent the night in it cell, It would liuve
gone hard wit Ii him hud not a chance uc
qualntancu learned of Ills prcdicuincul uud
arrived just lu time to pay his lino and buy
blm a ticket to Chicago.
"Say." Inquired the friend lu need as ho
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left tho con it with Ileege, "did you con
fess to cutting a hole in the bnkeshop wiu
dowf"
"Yes, I did," replied the comedian.
"What with, prayf"
"With the diamond in my ring, of
course," was thu reply,
"Whnt ou earth did you go hungry with
adinmond ringou your linger forr"usked
tbo limit, "Why didn't you pawn itf"
"Pawn it?" replied Ileege. "Do you sup
pose 1 would give up my diamonds nnd
lose my professlonul stundlngf Not then, i
my uoy. .Now, happily, 1 see through
glass of another color." Chicago Post.
Which Acouunts For It.
Mrs. lisfferty (visitor) Your daughter
has a foluo touch, Mrs. Moriarty.
Mrs. M. Yls; so they do bo telllu mu;
an sure 'tis no wont her, 'or Bho loves
phinny, an never tires of it; shobasagreut
tnshte for mooslc, but thin Unit's only nat
ural, fer her gran' fat her hud his skull laid
open wld u cornet at a tlmpcrnuco picnic!
Brooklyn Life.
With Ta.to For Legitimate Ummu.
"Is there nry theater In townf" inquired
uiarge, beefy stmnger in a short suck cont
Bnd carefully groomed plug hutof tho class
f .7if pulling Iho sleeve of a North Hide
conductor the otherevenlng, "whore they're (
pinyln 0,t.o nn Jollet?"-Chicngo Trlb-
unu
HoinetliliiB I.lko u Itoiiutii Holiday.
Mr. Stokepoges (iu his Kuglish home
reading Ids Kngllsh country weekly) Ah,
I see the) 're lulling an Indian summer in
America.
Mrs. Stokepoges Ilorrorsl Don't read
tho disgusting detullst Chicago Record.
Ilrailiiiurturs.
"That Mis llrotison has a benutif ul com
plexion. heiedoes she get it from her
inotliei or lur fatherr"
"Nelll.er She gets it at tho apotheca
ry's." Harper's Baxar.
A lllk'h i'rlee.
"Do you pay for poetryf" asked the au
thor. "We do, ' replied tho editor. "Each po
.m costsiissix subscribers." Atlanta. Con
itltutlon. ELECTIONS IN CORSICA.
The Loss of a Life or Two Apparently Hot
of Much Account.
Tho elections for tho council general
wero going on nil over the island of Cor
sica. Tho cuntoti of Soccia comprises
several villages, among others Qungno,
noted for its famous mineral springs
and also for tho tttrbulcncoof its pooplo.
Tho olections took place in each village,
and on tlio morrow tho presidents of tho
several bureuus wero to meot at Soccia
for tho formal declaration of tho poll.
In consequence of certain disorders thut
bad already occurred, the mayor of Soc
cia issued an edict to tho effect that none
of tlio inhabitants of Guagno was to en
ter the village that day.
The inhabitants of Guagno choso to
Ignoro this order, and CO of them, ull
armed, and all angry that their candi
date had been defeated, marched upon
Soccia, headod by thoir. mnyor. Two
gendarmes not nrmed had been placed
at the entranco of tho villago and warned
tho advancing troops thut thoy wero to .
como no fnrther. Tho mayor of Guagno
cried "Fire!" There was a generul vol-,
ley from his followers, and tho two gon
darines fell (load. "Thoy both boro ex
cellent characters. Ono of them had been j
24 yenrs in thoservico, had been proposed ,
for tho military meiiai auu leaves a wire
and threo children."
Such was tho first ucconnt in the daily
paper of Bnstin. It occupied about seven
inches of ono column. The next day tho
editor had had timo to reflect (or he, too,
mav no'sibly have had a significant
warning), for in un nrticlo throe inches
long tho account wii3 somowhat quali
fied, and there was this Important emen
dation, "It gpoms wo wero not correct in
stating thnt it was tho mayor of Guagno
who gavo tho order to fire upon the gen
darmes." Tho third day thero wero just two
lines. "In couseauenco of tho uufortu-
nato affair ut Soccia it is probable thut
the mayor of Guagno will send iu his
resignntlon." That was all. I tookT in
the rowspaper regularly for ii woek, for
I wus curions toHcohowtlio affair would
end. but there was nothing more up-
parently no Imiuiry, no prosecution of
the offemlcrs. -Coutouuwrary Review.
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