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, -w-f. (-f-W'.Hl'V,, THE SATURDAY MORNING OOXJKUUE&R ..- v- Us Li '. ". & ' -i K t- 7 ' t .11 H' i I , fr i,' l.1 A ' t l Wi IM Ii' 1v- V ' SAIDHYiHIR SATURDAY, NOVKMHIilt II, 18W. Nolle. Tim mulonUnpil lirrrlijr mves notion llmt.lt lli not ts rwpmnlhle for or pay nny ilnlit In curred by employe, except those for which an order W Riven personally sinned hy It. lids rujn ii ImjiornllTP. . ('nui.tr.lt Vim. t o, litNmi.N, Nrii., Mny lr tsra WINTER STYLE Ol' TII1C HUP HUT. NOW IN. V.R.DoiiiiImCo. I tin 0 Strtel. The Courier enu lln I'miml ill Untol Lincoln News Stand. Windsor Hotel NowsStnnd. Cipltnl Hotel Nowb Stand. Hod Dudo Cigar Storo, lftM 0 St. I'M. Young, 1807 O St. CIumhi, Fletcher & Co., 1120 0 St. Moore's Nowb Btmul. 118 So. 11th St. Couutr.it Olllco, IHOl 0 St. Archie Btifllrn, 917 B1 Uh HI. INE PRINTING AND ENGRAVING. Tlio Courier I'lilillniilng company Ih prepared to do nil kinds of printing, tlnu work, CBpcchilly, at tnoiluratn priced; also oiigruving, wedding in vltatloiiH, culling curds, etc., Call nud boo samples. Satuuday Mounino CouitiKit, 1201 O street. Tho Hot Laundry TqwiiboihI Js I'luinundon proprietors, 2208 O Htreut, tolophono 570. w, v, iTir u, i. n. s., Diseases ot Iho teoth, mouth unci face. Rooms 001.2!i, llruco hlk., cor. 15th ami O. Iluw'l Tltlsl Wo oiler Ono Hundred Dollarn ru ward (or tiny euso ot Catarrh that can not co cured by IIuII'h Catarrh Guru. F. J. CHUNKY & CO., Toledo, O. We, tho undersigned have known P. J,Chouoy fortho hint tlftcon yours, und beliovo him perfectly houurubio in all business truirsuutious ami tluuuclully Able to curry out any obligations mudo by tholr firm. Wkht & Thuax, Wholesale Druggets, Toledo, O. Waldimq, Kin.nan & Maiivin, WUoIcbuIo Druggists, Toledo, O. Unll's Catarrh Cure iu taken Intern, ally, acting directly 'upon tho bWl uud mucous surfaces ot tho uyBtem. Tcstl monlulu sent treo. l'rlco 7Ge. per bottle. Bold by ull Druggists. Notice. Notlco of Hrtlcle of lucorporittiou of tlio West l'urk itiuul compuuj.oi Lincoln, Nubravkii, UloU ou tlio 'UU uuy ot OctoUir, 1MU. I. NAUK or THIS COUI'OUATION t U'liu iiuuio ot HiIh oorioriilloti slutll bo tlis West t'urK Lund Cotupttuy. U. ruixcu'Ai. rLAi'K or tmansactino its 'luo pnuciiml idituo of truimttctltiu the bust um ot uu corporuliou uliull tio Lincoln, Lull cosier cuunly, .ubruWu, bul tulil coipoiultoit liuU havu iHiwor to o.luliilnli Urutioli ulllcos nt Now York City, Now York, and Sun t'ruucuco, UUlturuls. 111. TUBOK.Nt:UAI.MATUnK or THK Ul'SINKS TO IU1 TKANSAUTKU. ... Tuo tjuuerul uitturoof tittibuiuivan tobo triuni sotmi ur tbU corporation sball bo ilio purvluiHo mid uiS or Hwl ttaui lit tlio mute ot NolmuWu nil ulsowlioro, to ncci'ia itml bold tlio title iiuimiii. to onwt hulldinits tliuruotl. to lllllirovu. enlarge, repair suit tumult tlio mine, to limn sua burrow uiouuy and to illvo und titko tiocun' isry security tor tlio kutno, to rent, or leiuonll or any part ot tlio property bold by or placed in tbo custody ot mid corporation, uud sucltotlier busluuM as may bo uoc.'ury to curry out tlio trsueral purioo ot tlio btuluoss to bo Iruim noted. IV. TUB AMOUNT or OArlTAb srock AUTIIOU IXKD, 'Iho aruouut ot cupltal stock uuthorlzftd U ono hundred tliousund (IU0,UUU.lU) ilollurs, which slinli lx rupresouted by eurtiuciiles ot stuck of ono huuurod (lUU.bv dollurs cucli, wulcli shnll bo iioii-nMiwmOluuiid lullypiitd up botorotuo coiuuieucumvul ot bituu ot tills corporutlou. , 'luu' cupltal stock may Iki Increased ut any reyular meutltiMot tlio stock bolilois or uuy spe cial moottutf cullml tor Unit purpose. V. TlHKUr COMUUNCKMKNT OP THE LIKK Of THIS COK1-OUATION. ' 'liinllnwir iliKriiriHirntlon uliull conitnenco on tbo XMli duy of 'October, 1MU, nod shall tur uilunto ou tlio -Ttli day ot October, 11MU, unions It sliullbotllssouou in iiioiiiuniiur noroiiiuiiur prescribed. VI, Tllli IIIQIIKST AMOUNT OK INDKUTliUNtDS, Tlio liitlliest uiiiuunt ot ludvbtetlnt'ss or liability wnlcli this corporutlou sluill ut un ouu ttuio subjoct Itself, suull bo oiioiiuurter o( tho amount ot cupltul stock. VII. TIIBOfKICKItS. The uUulm uud buslnvas of tills corporutlou slmll bo luuuuucd byu board ot Ihu ilircctora, ull of whom snail bo slockliotdcrs, uud eucli ot whom suult o ti mil loss thiitt ten UU) sliart-s ot tho cupltal stock, byu president, it vlcopresi duut. u kocrvtun uuil u trcuuror.uiiil tnoiirt.l- dent shall bo elnjiblo to tlio olllco ot truu.urur. FUAXK L. SlIKLDOMT. LlO.NKb O. 1IUUU. j . Uiias. L. lluiitt. 1- Incorporators. Oablos C. 1IUUB. C. Ii. blifcUios. J Hhorlrr hulr. Notice is licroby ulreii thut by vlrtuo of nn order of sain Usueu by tlio clerk of tho dlatrlct mnn f iiutTiiird luulcialduitrictot Nchru.ku. within and for Luucusiur county, iu un uctiuu wtiervtu James c. uuuiu u ptuuuiu, uiiu iuru tlsu '. Jorgnusvn et ul. duiviidunls, 1 will ul 2 o'clock p. ui., ou tlio litli duy ot JJecembcr, A. o, 16W, at tuo oust door ot thu court liouso, 1 1 thu city of Laucolu, Luncu.ter county, .Nub.uuku, ouur for sulo ut pnullo auction tuo followiuic doscriboaroulosiatoto-wit: IvoUt uumtwrcd twelve (Vt) to twonty-two m) hiclusivo iu block fourteen till, lots twclvo (U) to twvuty-two ysi) inciuilvo in block sixtwu (Wl.loUoue (1) to twouty-twn Vii) luclusivo iu li.u ,. nm. uiiu numburtsl twulvu 1 11 1 to twenty-lwotJ luclusivo in block ciiLU,utii twulvu (121 to iwonty-two ISJ uiclusUom ulock olsut U. lou throo B to thiitouu M inciuslvu In block ouo 1, lots sixteen IU to tweuty a) inclu sive In block two, lot seven 7 iu block twolvo 12. lot eisbt 6 in block two 2, lots iiinotoou IU ad twenty 9J hi block four 4, lots seven 7 uud eiliht 8 in block llvo &, lots twolvo 12 to ulnetoou Wiucluslvo bi blovk tlirce3, lots twelvo U to ilxteeu 10 Inclusive lu block nluo 9, loti i seven 7 to sloven 11 Inclusive in block sixteen 10, all of It.. ... im. a.i hi(v-k In Kureku audition to uk elt ol Lincoln. Lancaster oouuty, No- Usvaa aadar mi haad this 81st dar of October THK IilMIOICIliN OliUB. TMETnUE8PiniTOFPHIL090PHYflET rORTH DY DHOTMER QAnONER. Te l.olfl if Certain 111 rule m I'liiln llm Notoon Vniirl'uri' -llrothpr (lnrdnrr llolili Up m Few .'oiiiltiinni Kiniiiple la Ihn I'ntilln (iniir. CnpyrlKht, 1WO, by Clmrlcd II, twl.) "It linn cum to my knowledge,'1 ll Ilrollior (Innliier, nfU-r the Move liml been rlnhloil ti V and the windows lowered to let out tho ntnoke "It Inn cum io my knowl ailKo dnt Drilildir Waydown Ilolico linn icxt nbout dun gnuo rra,r on do Mtl Ick of piillotmpliy, I also )'nra dat Kur ncl Jolnmon liiwHpcntttlfur liooliB on dnt itibllck, nltlioiiKh It'n powrrful Imnl work fur htm to spoil 'cnt mi git tin worth In wlmr dey belong. AIno tint Kltltr Toot hits bin imlttln In lilt cnelu fur du laxt week, mIuh'H o(T an feut ou i olin'r, n trjln to find out why tlnr nm a liolnron 'bout brnt nn n coliluemt 'Unit cold. 'Dt-cd, but tlarnoeniMlo twit sort o crao ninnugila mcmborHotdli Limekiln club Jin now fur philosophy, nn I want to ny n few wortli to yo who nm preiuut. "Dnrhulu't no secret 'bout din philoso phy bltucAH, mi ilar linln't no Mirier uxo fur hiiy of yo' to spend any money or loaf nbout do lioiitie. I kin tell yo' nil yo' want to know, All yo' need nm plain, ubcrdny hllcf'ophy, wldout any silver platln on It. ) philoiciphy of philosophy nm nn plain ns do nos ou yo'r face. I' ur Insliiure! "I? tinmuol Shin siMuda fo' thtyii Iu do week lonllu nround salooiiH an foolin wld gninn chickens, soma of tie Shin clilll'enlmv icot Io K" b'nrfut. "It Autlmony Johnsou Iosoh ta tvuth of vtlmo to win fa ou a Iiosh race, Ii,'h MO Hhort, an nil do llgKerln iu do world can't mako It any odder way. "UruddcrCabllT nlnm 10 per week, Ho ban n wlfo an six cldtl'eu an keeps five dawKS. Doom philosophy liiRourituti lilm iu do bono of belu worf n udllyon dollats somo day? Not imichl I'lilloDophy says ho'll bo tnlKhty lucky If ho over gets 15 centn ahead of do game "On fo'ty different oeenshunH lit-st sum mer I saw JimIko Prlmrosu asleep ou liN dtwhstons when odder men war at work. Am philosophy providln him wld chicken potplo nn Mocha coffeo ills wluterf Not as wo knows oft On do contrary, bo's powerful happy when ho bumps up ngnlu' it cold Inter an a cup of 'J shllllu ten. "Lnst spring SIiIiuIIk Watklus bought a old watch fur $15 nn a diamond pin fur $10 mo'. Ills fall Iiu'h got an ole towel pinned around htm fur an undershirt nn nm inakln pnthello Inquiries 'hout do price of turnips. Do yo' want any better philos ophy dan dittf "Lost summer Mnlnh Scott nrrovo In ills town from Vlrglnny wld his family. Ho tented a box nt do iwssoflls; his wito ln u idgh t4 ho routed piano nt & per : ILDRII TOOTS IN HIS CAIUN. month; he boucht tickets to strnwl)erry festivals, nn do fnm'ly was seen at do thouter. Do odder day dnr wns a crash which shook do United States. Do majnh reached do end of dnt (140 ho had not fur his uiowl when ho left Vlrglnny, and todny he nm huutlii fur stoves to black. Dar wns philosophy dnr, but he didn't sco It, Philosophy tenches ub dnt if yo' try to mako 1140 answer fur ll.OOO something has got to bust sooner or Inter. "De Kov. Penstock nm nnother shluln exnniplo of philosophy. Ho bad a $100 In do bank to run lilm frow din winter. IU drawed It out and took Mrs. Pen stock to de seiiBhoto and fluim on a heap of stylo. Do odder day ho borrowed hulf a dollar of mu to buy co'umeal. Philosophy orter told him dat if ho spent his money gwluv to de seashore ho couldn't hev It to buy mincemeat in do winter, but be couldn't sco It, "My frens, I do not wish to dictate, nor would I fo'co my advice upon any of yo'. I do hope, however, to find yo consistent In dls philosophy bizuess. Do man who throws up a cash Job to loaf nroun homo an study philosophy may git a tow theories, but he can't trade 'cm fur ment or'tnters. De philosophy of bent won't buy nn obcrcoat fur Jinuary weather. Do philosophy of cold won't pay do rent In July. It muy bo mighty Interestln to know why de nlrth moves around do sun, but shoes and stock In's cost tuoucy, Yo' mny wonder why tie wind blows, or why do sea am salt, or why de moon doan' sblno nt uoonday, but when ds landlord calls fur de rent bo expects Ms cash money. About half philosophy, half boss senno an steady work at (3 a day am jest about do dose fur common folks Ilka us. If de white folks kin stand a leetla mo', dat's delr lookout." THE ARIZONA KICKER. Old HI LBtlifrlieud Made Happy bjr a Mayor's Generosity. His Last Yklu As mayor of this town we have bceu subjected to considerable un favorable criticism for nn Incident which occurred last Saturday afternoon, and which1 the knockkueed critter who publishes the dlshrag weekly down the street Is deter mined. to muku the most of. Alsiut noon oa MatarjUy. while wo sat In the major's oAtSJWRUie city hall, old SI l.eatlnrliead caSBela? tfo-bnd come iluwu from lilstisist on Dili Williams' mountain to buy b-.'.con Ind powder, Ho hndthesame old mule he baa owued for It years, ami both i and the mule were looking sad uud di eti-il The old man hod beard that Arizona wni to bo admitted to the Union, and Hut llW town, which bo helped to found, wits in coming civilized enough to have hlewilks and telephones. Ho couldn't hfllcu- It till ve got here and saw those things with Ids own eyes, nud as ho sat down iu our office be wept like a child. We felt sorry for the old man. When ho told iu that bo wits t!3 years old ami bad no hope of living through the winter. It seemed a hard case. He had jcoino down ex lectlng to get drunk, ride his old mule through sa loons and do considerable shooting uud felling, and It saddened our heart to be bilged to tell blm that any such conduct srotild result In bis arrest. Tears were hUlaffdowB his aired cheeks at as asked our olllclal permission to rldu through just oii'i sitlimu ntitl snoot six Holes Into Hie mirror behind tint bar. When we hail to, refuse It, he Ix-gued to 1st allowed toKallnp up and down I lie streiYaml shtsit nt glims I Insulators on tint teleuraph poles. WVI couldn't samtlou thai, either, hut after dis cussing the matter we made a compromise with him, It was aureisl that he might stand on the publlo square and utter a dozen oltl time hoots and thou go and net drunk, but there was to he no riding or hootliiK, Old 81 selected 7 o'clock In tho evening as his hour, and the city mnrshal wns ou hand to count his hoots. The llrst three brought vorybody Into tho streit, anil the next three start! half tho population out of o ...- BOTlf HI AND TIIK MIII.K IXHlKKtl DKJKOTGU. town. Tho Inst nun was a urnnd wlndtip, which jarred thu shingles ou the roofs, and when ho got through the old man felt him self 10 yearn youiiKcr. An hour later lie wns blind drunk, and by our direction ho won laid away ou a bed of sIihvIiiks In a carpenter shop. We don't deny that it was against tho ordinance, and we certainly had no legal HUthorlty to permit it, but wu wanted to make old HI happy once more and aro wllllnn'to take thu penalty. Anotiiku Mistake. When a strntiKer came to us its mayor the other day to Kct n license for "a grand amm-Kittlou of Itvluu curiosities," which he wanted to exhibit undent tout, wu fell It our duly to warn him that If thlnt were not up and up he would hear something drop. Ho (rented our kindly Intentions with lofty disdain, nnd wo Issued the llceusu with n feeling that he would hump up iwutust something now before the week was out. Wedncsdny evening ho opened Ills show to the public. He had a big sign rending, "Glgnntlo Ag gregutlou of Stupendous Curiosities" on tho front of thu tent, nnd tho mlntito old Doo Poolo got sight of it ho opened lire, Justus wo had predicted. Ileforu thu city marshal could get to hint ho had shot oil all the sign except "Ulgan" , and had likewise seared most of tho living curiosi ties Into Ills. Among the exhibits was n fat hoy from Ohio, warranted to weigh 20 pounds. Five or six of the boys hefted him and put his weight down ut about 1(15 pounds. Ho was carried across tho street and put on tho scales, nnd when it was found that he weighed only 1(13 pounds things begun to break loose. Tlicra was a wild girl from Borneo, who chewed gum so naturally that old Jim I'uller recognized herns n girl from Pike county, Mo. Tho living skeleton had morofnt on his bones than the man who rau tho show, nnd after considerable trouble It was found that "the biggest gorilla ever captured nlivo" was a boy fixed up for the occasion, and a poor fix at that. This Is n great locality for Inevitable re sults. There was nn Inevitable result to this deception of the confiding public. There was n sudden yell from tho 75 men tnsldo tho tent, and then tho herd stam peded. Somebody abducted tho wild girl ot Homeo, and within a week wu expect to announce her mnrrhtgo. Tho fnt boy was placed on a looso iniilo nnd sent off for a ride, tho gorilla stripped of his skin nnd soundly spanked, nnd tho last wo saw of tbo proprietor of tho show ho was being tossed In a blanket nnd yelling for mercy. Wo understand that ho left town ou foot, and that thu slier I IT has charge of his tout and a box of snakes. As we have stated be fore, this is a good town for snows, but it must bo a good show. Wo aro an up and up people. Wo pny for whnt we get, hut wunt whut wo pay for. If a theatrical com pany comes hero to play "Hamlet," there must be no Uncle Tom nnd little ICva can tering around on the stage, and if tlio play is "Undo Tom's Cabin," then Humlet has got to keep out of it, or some of the boys will shoot his whiskers oil. OBLIGING A JURY. A Bsputatlon That Couldn't lie Trotted 'In Carelens llauds. The colonel and I stood talking in front of tho postoflice when a colored muu who held his cup iu his band approuched and aldi "Kuruel Thomas, I h'ar yo' wonts to git a man out on do plantation." "Yes. I want n mnn out there," replied the colonel as he looked tho negro over, ''Seems to mo I've seen you before?" "lteckon uot, sah. I'se uow nrouu yers." "TO' O.OT IT AM. WRONO 'UOtlT HAT IIOO. KUItNKU" "But I'm sure I've seen you somewhere. Lot's see. I was over at Selmn tho other day." "Yes, sah, yo' was olrcr to Selmn." "And while there I called at thu jail." "Yes, sah, yo' called at de Jail. Dey has got a powerful nice Jull ober to SeltuaJ' "And while at the Jail I saw a colored man who was serving a sentence for steal ing a bog." "No doubt of It, kuruel. Yes, yo' dun saw a cull'd pussou right In dnt jail at fielnia." "And you are the man," said tha colonel T - II..,. -'i3vv i . ;r- llri Pl)31? HJ J ' JII'M. I IP' u O -? .X THK COUKIKH will bo clubbed with tiny reputable publication in the world, tho two publications costing only a slight udvanco over the pi ice of ono, und in many cases exactly tho subscription price of one. ltemittunccB may lie nuido by poBt-olllce money order, registered letter or draft. If jou want any paper not In tho above list wiite for our terms. ashu'lnl I his hnud on thu negro's shoul der. "Jes' so, ktiinel Jes' su. I was right In dat jitll.it Solum, an I dun 'uiciuIkts of sceln yo' passuloiig. Curious what a mem 'ry some wlil'o folks has got liideirheadsl" "Hut you don't huppose I want a man who's been In jail for stealing, do ouf" exclaimed the colonel. "No, sail no, sail. Of eo'se yo' don't. Dat's what'IVeyere to illsphiln about. Yo' got It nil wrong 'bout dnt ling, ktiruel. Do ptisson who iluu stole doling wns asleep when yo' called. I wasn't Iu dat jail fur stcutlu no hog. 1'zu tioslch man as dat." "Then what were yo' in fnt:" "Why, dey said dOtn two hags of cotton seed meal what dey found In my curt was tookeu from do depo'." "Oh, I see Vell, what's the dlirereitcef" "Whnt'M do ilifTereiieer Heaps o' differ ence, snh. On do one bund, l'zu loadln up n bar'l o' salt arte r dnrk, uud dem bags jes' tumble into my cart when my back am turned. Ou do odder hand, a pussou goes out by daylight nn runs a hog around do woods fur ober two hours before he cotcb.es a hind leg. Scuse me, kttrnel. I did reckon I'd like to worK ou yo'r planta shun, but if yo'am do sort o' mail who ( can't scudo difference between a pussou resiiu m juii io ouieeguuo jury mi oein sent to Jail fur stealln a hog I couldn't trust my reputushtui in yo'r bunds. Good mnwnlu, Kuruel Thomas good mawnlul" WUer Than the Law. They told mo at tho lust stopping plnce to inquire for a family uiimed Bristol, und at 5 o'clock Iu tho nf let noon I reached tho hamlet and soon discovered that Mr. Urls- ( tol was a "Justice of the peace In and for' tho said county," He was a man nbout CO yours Ui ngo, unit tuoiiKii uc i;uuiu imvu rnked in many n fat fco by encouraging his neighbors to go to law he did not believe in what ho called "fussing around." Wo hud an instance of It while sitting ou tho porch after supper. A negro came up on the run and very much excited uud said: "Mars Bristol, I can't stuud dls ycru no mo'l I wunt to (ill out a wurruut fur Moso Hendersou, who dun knocked me down an wnlked all ober met" "Let's see. Yo'r name is Abraham Tlbbs, Isn't ur" "Yes, sab i Abraham Tlbbs, de peace fuUcst pussou In all dls county." "And yo' wnut a warrunt for assault and itAttorvt" "Dat's It, Jedge. It was de biggest kind of 'sault nn do worstest kind of battery." "Well, yo' go iund tell Moses I want to see him, and yo' come back with him." "Yes, sah, an if he wou't come I'll dun break his olo black neckl Doan' gin hint less'n Ave y'nrs in state prison, jedge, nn if yo' kin dun mako it 10 I'll send yo' Ave bushels ot sweet Haters." Iu about 10 minutes Abraham returned lu company with Moses, and his honor queried of tho latter: "Oloscs, how tint this yero fuss ueginr" "lie dun called mo a liar, jedge." "I denies it!" protested Abraham. "I wants a warrantl" "An so does II" "Yo' won't ult no warrants of this yero I court," replied his honor ns ho shaved off somo touueco to nil ms pipe, "imsyere court finds yo' both guilty of tho offense us charged. Abe, yo' kuow them three acres of co'nfleld over by the Wldder Joncsesf " "Yes, sah." "Waal, that's my co'n and needs hoelu, and tho sentencoof t he com t Is thatyo' hoe it nud do thu work mighty well. Mooes, yo' know my two acres of peanuts over on tho Ridge road t" "I do, wdi." "Them peanuts is weedy, nnd the sen tence of tho court Is that yo' put in three days' work over theru with a hoe. That's all. Court is adjourned, uud if yo' two her uny mo' fussing uround I'll doublotho dose nnd flue yo' enough to buy mu u bur'l ot ap plejack fur the winter." M. Quad. A Muu of 1'rl.le. Before bu entered thudomainot Swedish dialect coined) 15ns Ileegu drifted about tho country with various dramatlo enter prises, which were fur from being on a sound basis lliiuucially. This process Is technically known its "barnstorming," and while experiencing its vicissitudes tho com edian lintl many odd experiences. Once he found himself stranded In lvnnsos City, und he wtu driven into the streets by a heartless landlord. Aftcrwaiuleringabout for two days without a mouthful to eat ho became thoroughly desperate and cut a bole In a Imkcuhop window. Just us he wns ubout to remove u loaf of bread there from a policeman pounced upon blm and bo spent the night in it cell, It would liuve gone hard wit Ii him hud not a chance uc qualntancu learned of Ills prcdicuincul uud arrived just lu time to pay his lino and buy blm a ticket to Chicago. "Say." Inquired the friend lu need as ho MOIVEY! - our Pupei'si rmcl JVIctASCtjaslmoM Lt tills ncl M(t-vo money tloc? lirttrcl tiniest. Itcatilnr Yenrly ttllt). lTlCO ii.no Cosmopolitan Mngiizino und 1.00 4.00 4.00 4.00 .1.00 fi.00 fi.00 4.00 1.75 1.00 n.oo 5.00 7.00 1.00 5.00 .TOO 5.00 2.50 .TOO .TOO 4.00 4.00 4.00 4.00 4.00 .T50 1.50 :i,50 1.50 Harper h Altignzlno ami inn uotiricr ,. u.uu Hnrpur'fl Weekly nntl tho Courier 0.00 llarnor'nllaitr nnd tho Courier. 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McCltiro'u Magazine and tho ADDUUNH, Courier I?i.t.tlltli Company, Ivliotl-s, Xcbriuslcti. left tho con it with Ileege, "did you con fess to cutting a hole in the bnkeshop wiu dowf" "Yes, I did," replied the comedian. "What with, prayf" "With the diamond in my ring, of course," was thu reply, "Whnt ou earth did you go hungry with adinmond ringou your linger forr"usked tbo limit, "Why didn't you pawn itf" "Pawn it?" replied Ileege. "Do you sup pose 1 would give up my diamonds nnd lose my professlonul stundlngf Not then, i my uoy. .Now, happily, 1 see through glass of another color." Chicago Post. Which Acouunts For It. Mrs. lisfferty (visitor) Your daughter has a foluo touch, Mrs. Moriarty. Mrs. M. Yls; so they do bo telllu mu; an sure 'tis no wont her, 'or Bho loves phinny, an never tires of it; shobasagreut tnshte for mooslc, but thin Unit's only nat ural, fer her gran' fat her hud his skull laid open wld u cornet at a tlmpcrnuco picnic! Brooklyn Life. With Ta.to For Legitimate Ummu. "Is there nry theater In townf" inquired uiarge, beefy stmnger in a short suck cont Bnd carefully groomed plug hutof tho class f .7if pulling Iho sleeve of a North Hide conductor the otherevenlng, "whore they're ( pinyln 0,t.o nn Jollet?"-Chicngo Trlb- unu HoinetliliiB I.lko u Itoiiutii Holiday. Mr. Stokepoges (iu his Kuglish home reading Ids Kngllsh country weekly) Ah, I see the) 're lulling an Indian summer in America. Mrs. Stokepoges Ilorrorsl Don't read tho disgusting detullst Chicago Record. Ilrailiiiurturs. "That Mis llrotison has a benutif ul com plexion. heiedoes she get it from her inotliei or lur fatherr" "Nelll.er She gets it at tho apotheca ry's." Harper's Baxar. A lllk'h i'rlee. "Do you pay for poetryf" asked the au thor. "We do, ' replied tho editor. "Each po .m costsiissix subscribers." Atlanta. Con itltutlon. ELECTIONS IN CORSICA. The Loss of a Life or Two Apparently Hot of Much Account. Tho elections for tho council general wero going on nil over the island of Cor sica. Tho cuntoti of Soccia comprises several villages, among others Qungno, noted for its famous mineral springs and also for tho tttrbulcncoof its pooplo. Tho olections took place in each village, and on tlio morrow tho presidents of tho several bureuus wero to meot at Soccia for tho formal declaration of tho poll. In consequence of certain disorders thut bad already occurred, the mayor of Soc cia issued an edict to tho effect that none of tlio inhabitants of Guagno was to en ter the village that day. The inhabitants of Guagno choso to Ignoro this order, and CO of them, ull armed, and all angry that their candi date had been defeated, marched upon Soccia, headod by thoir. mnyor. Two gendarmes not nrmed had been placed at the entranco of tho villago and warned tho advancing troops thut thoy wero to . como no fnrther. Tho mayor of Guagno cried "Fire!" There was a generul vol-, ley from his followers, and tho two gon darines fell (load. "Thoy both boro ex cellent characters. Ono of them had been j 24 yenrs in thoservico, had been proposed , for tho military meiiai auu leaves a wire and threo children." Such was tho first ucconnt in the daily paper of Bnstin. It occupied about seven inches of ono column. The next day tho editor had had timo to reflect (or he, too, mav no'sibly have had a significant warning), for in un nrticlo throe inches long tho account wii3 somowhat quali fied, and there was this Important emen dation, "It gpoms wo wero not correct in stating thnt it was tho mayor of Guagno who gavo tho order to fire upon the gen darmes." Tho third day thero wero just two lines. "In couseauenco of tho uufortu- nato affair ut Soccia it is probable thut the mayor of Guagno will send iu his resignntlon." That was all. 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