" V W ? '"WrWff'lWFW w ;y yyy ypp " 'j wiyitF'lffiyT-" rynaffl?' " '!v?Wf5aBfTr,T'' -p "uipisiyrr- iwwyg,P,v wni'p,T!j&P',r " THB SATURDAY. M.OJRA?I2KQ COURIER 't t -w 1 Nil (Ml Waniiinciton, Oct. 1!T. lSU'l.-lSpoolnl CouuiKuCorreHpondenco. 1 UHkodHon utor Morgan, of Alabama, lit tlio tlino when tho Honiito committed on foreign relationa hint tho Van Alcn nomination llrflt under coiiBidorutlon, whothor lie bolioved that thu United 8tntoH had iHM'tl of diplomatic repriwntntlvrH ahroad or whothor, im tliu lata Senator Plumb, of Kiiiihiih, onoo aniil In debate, tho rolatloiiK of tho United StatcH with foreign nntloim were purely commercial and could ho entrimtod to tho euro of conmilfl or eoiniucrcial uonta. Mr. Morgan ia a man of ureat tluonuy on tho floor of tho nonnto when any question In which ho ban an active in tcrcst in under dinmiBHion; hut in private converwition ho feelH the roHpoimlbility of liia K)Hition iih chairman of tho coiu mittuo on foreign relatloim and ho 1h ex trumcly cautloim in what ho hiivh for fear of committing hiuiBolf on any hiiIi ject which that committee hua under coiiflidorutlon. It would ho manifcutly improper for him to 11hoiibh tho Van Alcn cape, ho Haiti, hecaiiHO that wan be fore tho committee. Hut in regard to tho diplomatic rcprcHcntatinii of tho United StatcH in general, honaid that it wimof tho greatent importance. "There m tho greateHt noeoHHity," Haiti Mr. Morgan, "that the United Statt-H aliould ho roprcHoutcd ahroad. So long iih wo have diplomatic relatioiiH with tho uatioiiH of the earth, wo must he roptcHoiitcd at their capitala by men of ability ami intelligence." "Mr. Plumb nald that our relatioim with other natioim were purely com mercial and that, therefore, wo could bo roproHontod iih well by coiihuIh or com mercial agentH." "Mr. Pluinl) did not underHtand the Hiibject," Hiiid tho Honator. "Our re latioiiH with foreign nutimiH aie inoro than commercial: they are diplomatic." "And you do not take tho 'Hocioty view' of tho Hiibject with Mr. MeA Water and believe that our uinlmnnadoin are intended to represent us only nocially." "If that was their only function there would ho no reason for them to exist." "Can you recall any particular in stance of recent date when the diploma tic representatives of the United States have been of service to this govern mont." "Not without giving the Hiibject more thought,' said tho senator: "but a hun dred Instances could lio cited. Thcie is not ono of our ministers who has not done ua sonic signal service. Yes, I can mention one of recent date. When tho llehring Sea controversy, which has just closed, first began Mr. Phelps, then our representative in England, did good service for us in tho preliminary negotia tions." Mr. Ward McAllister, in presenting tho "society view" of the Van Alen case, made the point that the United States had seldom been lepresented abroad by gentlemen and that the Roman mission had suiTered particu larly. American diplomats ahroad havo received pretty severe handling from American newspapers and un doubtedly some of them deserved it. The instance quoted by Mr. McAllister of tho minister to Italy who lived in a third-story back is well matched by the case of a well-known western man who went as minister to a semi-barbarous people eight years ago, and who has recently been recognized by President Cleveland again -who said at tho time of his tirst appointment that he pro posed to save one-half of his rather meagre salary and that ho would under no condition purchase a dress suit; be cause ho had never worn ono and it was too expensive. Or there was the cheer fill Hoosierof Mr. Cleveland's llrst term, who wrote back from one of the South American Republics that if some of "the boys" would couio down there and take advantage of their opportunities, they could skill tho innocent native with neatness and dispatch. And there was tho other Hoosier who was charged by democratic papers, though ho was a democratic appointee, with receiving commissions from store keepers in the capital where his legation was stationed; of acting as a profes sional guide; of drinking whisky and playing pokur with his servants, and of divers other otreiises. And there was that republican apiKiintee from the south whoso wife carried into South America society the impression that the women of America were addicted to the rather offensive habit of dipping smilf. A great many like canes could bo ullotcd. Hut then, if this eiitnlni'iie should bo made no. a most interestim? .lumti.i- In it .w.i.hl !. liw.Mlii. ' - ' "" " periences of the local authorities at Washington with European diplomats who hang their washing in their front yards to the great discomfort of their ueighbois; or the other diplomat who1 sets at defiance the district regulations and refuses to have the snow cleared on" , his pavement in winter, because the I district authorities car not compel him j to do ho; or tho minister from South ' America who tried to havo the coach man of Vice President Mo toil arrested f for refusing to let tho legation carriage I come in ahead of his and out of Its regular order at the theatre, or of the attaches who go about town at times smashing windows and Indulging in other iHilsteroiiH forum of merriment In defiance of tho H)llee. Or perhaps tho "society view" of diplomacy at Wash ington could bo iiiado to include tho young diplomat who amused himself at a private reception plying the daughter of a prominent man with wine, and sue ceeded so well with IiIh jest that he wiih "cut" at his chili afterward and he had to leave tho city. Or perhaps a mutch for even Mr. McAllister's American minister in Homo could bo found in the Italian minister at Washington who once received visitors in an olllce lit tered with his wlfo'H dresses and the re mains of a light breakfast. Washington has lately been Hooded with green goods cliculars. This city has hitherto been regarded as safe from this species of bunco business, but ap parently It has been found that there are people even in Washington who do not lead the newspapers and can be take.. In by the sawdust game. The sharps are indiscriminate in tho ills tribution of their circulars. They aie apparently working the directory in alphabetical order, and have got down iih far as "(V Some of the most ills tiiigulshed men at the capital have not escaped. Senator Allison, of Iowa, the other day was disagreeably astonished to find a package of green goods clrcu la is in his mail. Huston, Pit., seems to bo the present base or operations of the confidence men. ! The process of gilding the dome of the new congressional library building, a stone's tluou from the capital, has pio grossed far enough to indicate that when completed this golden dome will be one of the most conspicuous and beautiful objects in Washington. Thole are not many gilded domes in the world, The Hotel des InvalidcH in Paris, the Connect lent State House at Hartford, and the Massachusetts State House at Itostou aie the best known. The dome of the new library building is larger than any of these -two-thirds larger, it is estimated, than the famous dome of the State house in Huston. There is a total surface of K).(KH) square feet to bo gilded. Moiegold will bo used on this dome than on any other in the world. This is appropriate to the now library building, for the structure will be the largest of Its kind, covering no less than four acres. The contract for the gran ite alone wiih &1,2.0,000, the largest con tract for stone ever awarded at a single time. The building will not bo com pleted for four years. When HnlBlied, it will have a capacity, according to the calculations of Librarian SpolTord, to accommodate all of the books of tho world for 100 yearn to come, and still leave seven-eights of its available space applicable for other purposes. Thu rotunda is 140 feet in diameter- forty four feet greater than tho rotunda of tho Capitol. It will bo finished in marble from floor to ceiling, and will surpass oven tho famous reading room of the llritish Museum. ri..i iiuii. Tint foot hull cruze I hIiik! TIiohii autumn ilnjx, When maple liluzi With i lil llauit'K, A root Imll KiininV The very tlilnu TiiHtir tlittblooil, Anil lirliiK tho mil ily luiuof lii'iiltli, Not holltfht liy WIMlltll Anil ho, with iirnlfi. Tliu foot Imllcrnzn IhIiik! Wluit IIiiiiimIi tli(Hioit Ih i'oukIi? 'I Iih rlk Unhurt Anil o( tlio nor! Tluit nniki'M men ntroni: Tn Imttlq uroiiK. It'K niluhl) hunch So koikI a Kiiiiiii Should Inmi Hie hhinin (K Muu wllil, When it'n iih inllil Am that wltli hiiU Anil Imll, mill IhiitV Kmiuuli, So let the uiiniiv llrKln. That imiiiU mill ilium- lli'lilnil the "Jiiiih'h" Oil I III-Colli KI'UtH May watch itthloh-K Tlnniik'li thick anil thin Korcoou the hall, IVrnlnt(ut all To reach IIihkiiiiI; May watch the whole ith etiKor zoHt ; nil iniiy Hut hen! Team w In t When a doctor considers it necessary to prescribe sarsaparilla, ho simply orders a bottle of Ayer's, knowing full well that ho will obtain thereby a surer and purer preparation than any other which tho drug store can furnish. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is the Superior Medicine. I I1'""-correct stales ami nice garments .(,' the AhIDIV Cl.llAK Co. Aie Vim l.nokliiK For choice young chickens or table luxuries of any kiud.siichas let tuce, spinach, celery, all kinds ir fruits, New Vork penis, quinces, grapes, apples, etc., call on Hotaliug A; Son. Remember wo cater for the best family trade in meats ami groceries. Store WSi O street, Telephone (110. i in m Wltlu-rby (meillng DaMiuwiiy Hollo, old man, you're Just the fellow I'm looking fur. Come nroiunl to my Iioumi touUht, will youf Wlft) away. .Stag party. You under tnml. DfiiOiAwny Oami-f Wltherhy-Of n.iiroe. Will you ho thcrof Danlmway-Will I be there? Will tliu un nrtr You bet I will, old muu, Withcrhy All right. I'll count on you. Ta-titl Danhftway So long. Wlthcrby (meeting Klngh'y) Just tho man I'm looking for. ('onto around to my houso tonight, will youf Klugley What't gulag our Wlthcrby-Oh, a little jollillcatloti. Plo ture cArtla on n green table, and all Hint aort of thing." Khigloy Why, when did your wife gof Wltlierhy She goes on tho noon train to day. I know your wife has gone, old chap, audi thought j ou would like to join un. Is it a go? Kingley Why, certainly, .hint the thing. You can rely on me, old mnti. I'll bo there. Wlthurhy All right. So long. Khujlcy An involr. Wltherby (meeting Hlngo) Wlfo away f Bingo Yea. Lift yesterday. Wltherby (ihllghti'illy)-Klrgnutl Mlno leavea today on tliu noon train. Come around anil join tliu boys nt iliyliniiHu to night, old man, Ulugn(Hiiilllug) What do you want to do rol me of all I havef Wlthcrhy Oh, no. We'll give you a chniicu for your life. How Is ltf Will you come? Hlngo You know I'm too much of a pa triot to go buck on the nil, white ami blue. I'll bo there, old follow. You can count on me. Hy by. Wltherby, aftcrstopplng atsvveral placoH on his way to older varioUHcoiicoctiotiHand implement, urrlvei lioinu at 4 p. in., tired and dtiHty, but radiant with anticipation. Tho first perron he mccli on entering hU Iiouhu Is his wife. Wltherby (aghast) Wh-why great Cio- sar. Harsh, where did you come from? ! Mrs. Wltherby I c-c-couldn't go, dear. Wltherhy-Couldn't go! Why not? What's thu mutter? Miss thu train? Didn't you linvu money enough? Why, you could have sent for It. i Mrs. Wltherby No, no, dear. That's not it. Hut when tho time camu I Just couldn't make up my mind. I thoughtof you being hero nil alone, and how hard It would be, and (sob) of all your devotion tome, and (nob) how much 1 loved you, and I just J couldn't (m1) make up my mind to go. j Wltherby (kissing her soothingly) Of course, my dear, it Is hard, and no one known it iM'tter than I do patting her ou thu back and thinking to himself all tho while: "(InntScott, whatiim I todo? She's got to go. If sho stays, she'll never forgive me, and yet if 1 opposu her hIiu will stay anyway. Quick, old man, bravo up. No time to lone. No opposition, and let her have her&,vn way for a starter." Of course, darling, I wouldn't havu you go for any tiling If you didn't want to. Mrs. Wltherby I just knew you would feel that way. Oh, it Is just a comfort to havo you love lint so, and you don't want me to go.,do you, dear?" Wltherby Why, of coursu not, darling (reflectively). Hut I know you wouldn't go anyway. Mrs. Wltherby Did you (smiling)? How did you guess it? Wltherby I knew how hard It would be. You know, you didn't want me to o to the train with you, ami I suspect til that when tho time came you wouldn't havo tliu courage. I told Hiiiuo so today, and he laughed at me. "Why," says he, "my wlfo Is might)' v;lad to get away for a few weeks' rest." 'You don't know my wife," Bays I. "She Uu't happy unless she is by my side." "Well," says he, "I should think you would get tired of that sort of thing." "Tin-ill" says 1. "Of course not. Why, thu woman can't help loving mo so." Mrs. Witherbj Did you tell him that? Wltherby Of coiiisv. Why, you hi o not ashamed of your love for me, are you, dear est f Mrs. Wltherby (ignoring thu question) I think you are just horrid to any such things. You know I am not your slave. Wltherby Certainly not, my dear. Hut you aro perhaps n trilleer more depend cnt on me ihau other women aro ou their husbands. Mrs. Wltherby I'm not. Wltherby (attempting to kUM her) Why shouldn't you be? I don't mind. . Mrs. Wltlierhy Indeed! You arc not conceited ouo bit, aro ou? Oh, no. De pendent! Uiupli! Thu Ideal Where isthat time table? Wltherby Tinio table? Why, surely yoU Mrs. Wltherby Yes, I urn. Hero it in (turning it over). The next train leaves at 6. I cau catch it. Hun out and get me, a carriage. Wltherby Hut bo reasonable, dear. Mrs. Wltherby Reasonable, Indeed! De pendent! Well, I'm not going to bo laughed at by any woman. Come, hurry up! Wlthcrby Won t you please stay? Mrs. W'ltherby No, I won't! Wltherby- Well, If you take that view ot it, mylunr, I havo nothing to say. I'll havo that cariiagu around hero in three minutes. Mrs. Wliherby Gracious I I never saw him so spry before. Dependent! The Ideal Wltherbjf (lushing out wildly, to him self) Conn' ou, boysl Tom Massou In Harper's Hiv.ar. It Called For Spice. x "Look liert'," nald Farmer Degosh in a CIiIciiko n'sinurant, "can't I get anything to t-at on this meal ticket?" "What kiuil of a tlckrt U ltf" laid the walti-r. "It a M-ason ticket." "All right, hulp yoiihulf. Hero they uro alt, liepjier, vliu-garanil imiBturd." Wash ington NewB. ' Uiin'l Vim liiinw Tliat to liavo ni'ifi'ct lu-altli you inimt havo inmi liloiiil, and tlio Ix-at way to havo puro IiIimxI ia to taku HimkI'h Saraa imrilla, tlio lirixt liloml purilior anil Hlii.-iijjlli liuilili-i-i It i.ic1h all taint of Hcruriila, Halt riioiiiu ami all ntlu-a liuiuiiiH, ami at t lit hiiiuo tluio ImihlH up tlio wliolo H.VHtiiu anil hIvi-h norvo Htn-iiKtli. I .mi niiHii'pri-Ht-inatioiiH; no Hali-n; no ilaniiiKi'dV'iHiilrt at tlio Ahiiiiv Cmmk Co Notli'i' of Tlio liiiHlni-Hri nlllI Moit.MMi Cofiiir.ii' 1-201 OhIm-oI. Ahiihy Ui.iiak Co. I Hlircilll JUl-IIIOHl, i io of tho Sati itt w Uiiih la-en iiiiivi-il to 111 I Oat root. I I M, IMY.MOM), '- I'rrsMriit I). II THOMPSON. ' Vlfr I'rrOJrnt . . II. MIKNIIAM, (nlikf, . I), (i. WINtl, AWtint (.Uilrr. O. I I ll.NKII. U AssMnnl Omlilrr, 101 LINCOLN, NED. CAIMTAI, $2S0,0(M." SUWMoUS, $15,0110. lllri-etoiR I.M, llatiiiouil, K. K. Ilrowu, S, II, lliiruhiim, I). I' Thotuimou. ('.(I, Dawex, ('. H. Merrill, A,.I.Sawir, I.ewNtln-iior), I-', W, hlttle.d. M. l.iimhertKou I). (I. wlim, S, W. Iluralinm. THE First National Bpnk. O AND TKNT1I HTHKUTS. Capital, $400,000. Surplus, $100,000. OITM nisi K. S. ItAliwooii. I'l - ilonl. Clt . A. II VNS . Vi e I'lenhloiit. I'. M. Cook. ( as ili-i. ('. H. l.li-riMo . , h..m nl Cnshler. tl.S, I'ur.i m , y..lioil CiiHliler. LINCOLN, NED. GAPITAlt., $250,000.00. Onirrr mill lllrrrlorn. John II, Wiiiiiiit, l'rrslilnnt. T. K. Hmii:iih, Vlcn I'rcHlilont. J. II. McCl.AT, CiiHlilur. W. B. Johnwmi, II, P. I, nil, Tlioi. Cochran, E. It. Hlzcr. T. V. howrcy, W.L. I)ii ton. General Banking Business Transacted. Cot.l.KCTIONH A Hl-WI.W.TT. 0 per rent on Ili-pnilM I'nlil it I I hi- AND SAFE DEPOSIT CO. Cur. 1 anil Kliiveuth Sir. ThtonlySafe DcjmhU Vttttlln in Lincoln niitr.cTons. N.8. Ilnrwonil. N.C. Hrock. Win. Mel.iiuithlln. W. A. Sclli-ek. t!. T. HuKffM. O. W. WVhsti-r. Albert Watkltii). t-'reil Wllllium. Itarhcl I.lnnl. It. I). Iln.liuwny. .1. '.. UriM'on. C. .1. Knixt. II. W. III. ma. It. (). riillliii. i;. It. HIiT. Ili-iiryVollh. Ili-iir) I). I.t-wl. LADIBS' AND CHILDREN'S (ATRCUTT1NG o o o SHAMPOOING A 8PECIALTY, AT SAM WESTERFTELD'S. HUKR I1LOCK. Real Estate Loans hi farms In Eastern Nobraika and linproT4 liroporty lu Lincoln, for a term of years. IrOWBST CURRENT RATES. R. E. AND J. MOORE. RICHARDS IU.OCK. t'ornor KloTcnth anil O BtreeU. Llnrntn. FROM S2.60 TO S4.60. Lincoln Stiff Hat Factory S. W. COH. TWBLFTH AND O 6T6. Hit Huts Blocked, Cleaned, Dyed und wide us goud as neio. All kinds of Repair Work done. UPHOLSTERgR AMI CAIMNirr M.VKI Docs all Uiuria of Ki-iairin I'loiuptl) All work warranted. 10H So. lltli St. Lincoln. Neb. T. C. KERN, I). 1). S. Rooms 25 and 20, Burr Block. LINCOLN, - - IVJSM. WflRT Ti'G Howtoeconomuotlme! ; Tf V.Itlil O and money an at tr. ipo' li1 A I I? tho world it folr to bett : ; X'rVl.IV. aihantoRo, U a nup-; Hon that m Iinvo. 'puztled )ou. Avoid mUtakes by cettli-K-.iionted iuadvanco. IVrlm tliellliutrnlfxi; ; folder just issued by Santa Fe Route Is; .what you need, ltcontnins riowsof world's, fair buildhiRS, accurato map of Chicago,' end otlior informu- , l'lSttitt SANTA PE: I'lilnu-r, 1'. A. Siinlii IJAIlfllW ! I'o lloulh, Oiiialin, JiUll 1 IV. : ; and imk for freo copy. C. E. SPAHR, M. D. pmonoc umiiDio miuiii oithi ryr throat r- A D C T EL'nd NosELMr QLASSCa CHatfULLT ADJUSTID, 1215 O STREET. LINCOLN. NEB. I 1 IS MADE FURNITURE, Bib!) lOOM SlbTS, FOIoDING BEDS, CHAIRS, loOUiNGFoS, BOOK CASES, TABbES AND FURNITUKI: ()IJ AIJii KINDS. CURTAINS, CARPETS AND A COMIM.IiTK I.INU 01' HOUSEHOLD GOODS HSHH g: LOW JM.ICKS ANI) EASY TERMS iiER & 127-120 NORTH FOURTEENTH STREET. 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You can enter at any time, howorer. Catalovuen und circulars free. Aililri'ns, WESTERN NORMAL COLLEGE. UNCOIN. NEB. I D I4TH AND M STREETS, Thirt ia a vory lino (-Htalili-Hliini-nt probably botti-r than anything of tlio Ulml in tlio world, (.'apnoity, l,M) batliH daily. Arti-aian iiiiiu-ral wator in lined. Soparato iitTOinuiodatioiiH aro providotl for both hom-h, HiiIiIh about u iiuartcr of a inillion iiIIoiih of Son Green Salt Water. And in Hourly lf0 foot lung, 'JO foot wido and "li to 1) foot ili-op. Ita i-li-ar iih a cryntal, too, Tlu-rouro Homo Hprin iMiardn, trapoo and automatic needle bath in thin do partmont. Tl"a l.tCl KOOIUM Aro for traiiHioutH who do not earn to h-avo tho building after a bath. I'aticiitH taking troatuiont iiko tht-ui alno. And iiiany other diw-aw-H t-an bo CURED lu tlio Hot Salt Department. 'rio iiii'icifHi. lidtriM! Now wo'ro i-oiiiinc down to buHimw. Marble walla, Mosaic HooiH.noli Kukh. (-urieln and Drapoiii-H. (iieat tlio phu-i'H, i-as eluiiiH and divaiiH, All Hortri of hatha aro tfiu'ii. Then- in iiIho a HARIIKK SHOP. l.adii-H llalr Dri-HHin Departuioiit, and oon a Mnnicuio, Chlruinlint und Hoot lilm-k. Jviinolics .A.i ftJi"''t?cl And Turhiah oolloo and lotH of otlior ttiiiiK tfod to out und drink And tho half hiiHii't boon told. STOVES, l-'Ulih LINK OK net 'I'oaohera, WM. M. CROAX, President, or V. J. KINSLEY, Seo'u and Treat. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA SWHEll, . 1 j i .. ' 'aBiawyi r-.l'J aMaWVaBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSaf-a