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First National Bank
O AND TKSTH STHUKTS.
K. S. HARWOOI), President. '
'iu. A. Hanna, View President.
K. M. Cook, ("nuliler.
'. S. I.trriNroTT, Altiuit ( 'udder.
Hi 8. Fkkkman, Anltntit Ciinhler.
IIIHcrn mill lllreetor.
Jiiiin II. Wrioht, rredilmit.
T. K. SVNDfcim. Vice l'redtlent.
J. II. Mii'LAi, ('Miller.
V. E. Johnson. II. 1 Lim.- Jlio. t'oclirmi,
K. K.SItor. T. W.Lowrcy.
V. . Dn)ton.
General Banking Business Transacted.
COLLECTIONM A BrKCI U.TT.
Richards' Block, Cor. hltvnth and O St.
I. M. It WMOND, 1'reslllollt.
1). K. TnoMritoK. lct Predilont.
S. 11. Hukniiam, Cashier.
1). O. Wish, Asdstuut Cashier.
IHrfxtors-I. M. llnmoud. Lewi Orotiory,
.S. H.lliiriilmiii.T. W. Lowery, ('.(. Dnwiyi.l .
H. Morrill. A. J. Snwjer. K. K. Hrowii, t..
Little, S. W. Huriiliiim. 0. M. Lnmbortsoii, I).
Qerman Rational Bank,
JOSEPH IWEIIMElt, Pre.
IIEltMAN H. SCIIADEltG, V. Pre.
CHAS. E. WAITE, Ctihier.
GEO. II. SCII WAKE, At. Cmhivr.
R iT tout on Deposits rnlilnt the
AND 8AFE DEPOSIT CO.
Cor. T und Eleventh St.
TheoulySafe Deposit Vault in Lincoln
N. S. llnrwooil.
W. A. So,lleck.
. T. Ilois.
O. W. Welnter.
H. I). Hiithnwny.
J. 7.. Hrlscoe.
II. W. Ilrown.
It. O. l'lillllp-.
K. It. Slyer.
Henry eith. ,
Henry K. Lew U.
Stockholder' Liabilities. .Tm..
I'M Interest on suvlnics account iiml time
ilepodt. Furnishes exchange ne
.loilN Tailor, President.
James KlLHUttN, Vice President.
K. It. Tisoley, Cashier,.
AND CLEANING WORK8.
o, 1111 jv.'r-w-iti- t.
ANI VAlllNKT MAKKII,
Dot'B all kinds of Ropuirinjj Promptly.
All work wurruntvil.
:ioh So. nth st.
T. C, KERN, I). 1). S.
Rooms 25 and 26, Burr Block.
WNCOCX, - - K151-.
LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S
o o o SHAMPOOING
ii,,liiiiwT,,mjjiiiiiiiii"i " '
A GOOD CIGAR.
Vha Hobble Thought of the One III Pa
Llnpv Bohble, come here. I honr ttmt
rou hat been smoking. (Silence from Hol
Lie.) Conitt nojv,. ntMWt r tno truthfully.
It will go hunter Tor you to tell a He thmi
to make h i'len brenst of it. In It true, lr,
tlmt you have been smoking?
Hobble I guess It In, itlr.
UltiKo Tbnt's right. Now. my boy,
lon't you think you nru ti trifle young to
Bobble I n'pouc I am, sir, but (booltoo)
please, don't whip me.
Bingo (kindly) I am not going u whip
you. I believe when n little ly really
wnnU to Mnoke he ohould bo Knitllktl.
Now, which do you prvfer n pix a ciga
rette or ii clgnrf You cim hnvu your choice.
Iiobble (whimpering) I don't believe I
want any of them.
Bingo Oh, yen, you do. If a little boy
Bmoke, ho ought to do it nt Ida own ho-ne.
I think a nice big bluck tlgar would Just
cult you. Maria, do ) on mind getting that
cigar thnt'M on my desk In the library?
Mrs. Bingo (returning with It) Now,
John, U'h awful for you to make that boy
moke. You know it will iilmont kill him.
Bingo (iwlde) My dour, leave everj-thlng
tome. It's the only way to cure him. Now,
lr, licre'a n nice big cigar I got on purposo
for you. Sit dim n In it chair, cock up your
feet and enjoy yourxelf. Bridget, n mutch.
Bobble Pltuuie, ulr, I would rather not.
Bingo Oh, don't bu twuhful on my ac
count (cutting the cigar mid atriklng a
match). Here, light up.
Bobble I feel no 'abamed (puff) itmoklng
before you. -
Bingo Oh, that'a nil right. How do you
like it, eh?
Bobble Can't I go (puff) out doors and
finish it, Kir? It makes mo feel m funny
(puff, puff) to hco you look nt me.
Bingo Makes you feel funny, eh? Hal
Hal Want to go out door, do you? (Stern
ly) No, sir! You will etay right In thh
room. If It makes you feel cmlxirrttAKed, I
will leave you to yourself, but (ominously)
if when I come Iwick that cigar isn't smokeil
up there will bo trouble, do you hear.
(Joins his wifo in thu library.)
Mrs. Bingo Well, how is he getting on?
Bingo lie was just beginning U turn
pale when I left. But the boy U game. He
puffed nwny liken major. Hat Hal He'll
be nbout the sickest Ixiy in four counties.
I guess he won't want to smoko any more.
Mrs. Bingo (sympathetically) Poor little
fellow! I think it's a shuttle.
Bingo (after 1A minutes) Well, I guess
I'll go in and see how ho feels now. ou'd
better send him to bed, Maria. Ho won't
want to mow around much. (Iteturtang
to Iiobble.) Well, I see by the ashex you
have smoked that cigar. How do you feel?
A little bit pale around the gills, eh? Wunt
to get right into bed, do you?
Bobby (blushing) N-no, sir.
Bingo Do you mean to say that you have
smoked that cigar and it didn't make you
Bobbie Y-y-yes, lr.
Bingo (sarcastically) And you enjoyed
it, I suppose?
Bobble Father, I cannot tell n lie. That
was one of the best cigars I ever smoked.
New York Press.
A Cnso of t'rliln.
Pride and poverty often go bund In hiitnl,
A lady advertised for n woman to take her
washing, and was culled upon by a young
girl in u wit anil kid glvc, who wild that
her mother would like to get family wash
ing, as she needed the money,
"Will you take It with you?" asked the
"Oh, no, mu'am. Not in the duytlme,"
said the girl, looking quite hurt "I will
come for it after diirL''
But she did not come, und the lady, after
waiting several ila, bent her washing to a
laundry. In about two weeks the girl
called in the evening
"I've come for the wash," she mid.
"But you nru too late. I havu liiuilo other
arrangements." Hald the lady. "Besides,
you did not keep your word mid como that
evening, us you said you would."
"I know It, inu'um," answered the girl,
"but when 1 promised I forgot that It was
moonlight. You see I couldn't carry home
a wash when It was as light as day." Do
troit Free- Press.
(fUlllCIUVIIt lltltl'l IM.I.
Pnt (from roof Are yez hurt, Mickey t
i Mickey (during transit) Walt a slcond;
FOIt THE STHEET.
Mr. Edward Vernon had long had annni.
bltlou to play Borneo, ami when the oppor
tunity did occur It must Ihj confessed that
he scored a fair success. One Incident
threatened to takv place, however, which
would Inevitably have upset thu whole per
formance, and It was only averted by the
timely If somewhat spirited aid of Juliet.
Miss Margaret Mather.
The play had traveled smoothly tUoug to
tho scene where Borneo Is lying dead.
Just as Juliet twnt over him lu the wild
paroxysm of hiTilcsmir beforu taking bur
own life, the object of her panslou felt a
premonitory tingling In his no.-.
A Hiieeo was coming as sum us he lived.
Snddenly there orersprtud his features an
expression more agonizing than the stage
death struggle had ever left. "Teddy, what
Is thu mntter?" whispered the dying Juliet
in real alarm.
"I'm going to sneeze!" gusptsl tlwj miser
"No, you're not, my boy," answered the
determined woman, setting her teeth to
gether, aifd as she repeated the impassioned
I will kins thy lips;
Haply some potton yet doth hutig on Uicnu
she grasped tho nasal appendage, of her
lover and guvu It such an unmerciful tweak
that ho came neur coming to life on the
spot, but he didn't sneeze, and his reputa
tion was saved. Tlt-Blts.
She was from Boston, a sweet, simple
thing, lovely to look upon and almost good
enough to eat, but shu knew nothing of the
ways and means of life. But shu thought
she did, oh, yes, and had uu Idea in het
head that what she didn't know wesn't
worth knowing at all.
So that one day in her Detroit hoarding
housu when the weather threatened a
spring freshet she went to the laudlord und
"I havu some trunks In the basement. Do
you think the water will get Into them?"
"Dunno," answei-l the landlord, who
hail his money in ice; "it's 'bout u
foot deep now outsl.. ,d rising."
"Dear, dear, how perfectly dreadful! I
have a wurdrolie in those truuks that I
value at 610,000."
"Sho now," answered the heartless man.
"Why ain't you a wearing of It?"
"Something must be done and done at
oncu. Are there windows to this subter
"There are, mum, several."
"Then I have a plan. Go at once and
have bars put across the windows."
"Yes'm. Might I a-k what for?"
"To keep the water out." Exchange.
Ill Arm Was Htalil.
A chill cast wind was blowing, but that
did not prevent tho man with a saiidy
goatee from pcrspiting freely when he
awoko with a start and detected thu sound
of stealthy footsteps in the apartment ad
joining. Presently a shadowy form flitted Into the
The man with a sandy goatee seized his
pistol mid was taking careful aim when ho
felt his arm gripped violently.
Turning h beheld the agonized face of
She whispered distressfully.
"for heaven's sake, don't slioot.M
"Why not? It's burglars."
Her countenance was haggard with
"as Mini as you shoot you'll wake the
Becolllng suddenly, as it ho hud sustained
an unexpected blow, ho sutTcred the weap
on to drop from his nerveless hand. De
A (jnlek Mu.
"I don't think it's very good udvlco to
give a Uiy to count 'JO before he gets toad
and hit another boy for hitting him,"
suld Aimer. "I tried It today at school
when Willie Anderson hit me, and before
I'd got to 8 he'd hit mo again. Then I bo
gun ull over again, und Just us I got to t
he gave me another under thu ear."
"You should count by tens, my toy,"
said Abner's father. Harper's Bazar.
Customer How does It happen you
haven't tilled the order I gave you tno
months ago for ICO pounds of strictly pure
Vermont maple sugar?
South Water Street Merchant It hasn't
got hero yet. If you hadn't Insisted on my
sending to Vermont for It, sir, I could hav
flllul that order-in i hours. Chicago Trlb
une. A l.i'utllng (Jiiedlon.
When the fair (lower of humanity lovely
woman again ilonsthecrliiollneutiil hoops,
will It be lu order to speak of her environ
ments us the llower barrel? Uiwell Cou
rier. A llrave Man Wanted.
Says a fashion noto, "The return of the
shawl Is prophesied." And now will some
Usly U' sutllciently brave to predict thu re
turn of the umbrella? Boston Transcript
"My wife," said Squills proudly, "is
queen of the tea table, and she neer reigns
but she pours." Drake's Muguzluu.
Mii,iiiiw. "W " 1 hihiihhiii
Mr, "park' Utile I'lirrlman I a Mttle
I, was tho Sparks family's first night lu
the ew flat, and Mr. Sparks felt ns every
tnu'i feels who has Wen moving all day,
1 he ilmynmn had dropped a trunk on
tho family elork and made It useless for all
''WiMiiust gel atiothi rkeloek, my dear,"
mill Mrs. Hxirl.'s, "and we may as well git
a handsome nun for the oak mantel In thu
front room, and a good timekeeper so you
won't be, late at the office any more."
Mr, ,c parks hud Just paid " to one land
lord to let him out and (30 to another to
let him In.
"Onu o'clock Is as good as another," slid
he, "and I can't waste my money on fancy
ones. The works are all the same, and I
don't proiKine to pay for gingerbread orna
mentation." "Very well," said Mrs. Sparks.
That was on Monday. Tuesday night Mr.
Sparks slept soundly until 1 o'clock. Then
the ringing of thu tleetrlc front door Ml,
Just over file mantel In the dining room,
roused him, Theru was no let up In the
sound ns Mr. Sparks pulled on his trousers
and tucked lu his nightgown.
"The fellow must have his foot planted
on the button," ho thought u he went
barefooted down two flights of uncnrpi t.-d
stairs, while thu U'll kept up Its tattoo Im
hind him. He was in an agony lest It
awake tho baby, a contingency that meant
no peace till morning, for the Sparks fuhy
was of a uervotts temperament. The bell
topped Its clamor Just as Mr. Sparks
reached thu front door and threw It open.
Thu wind swept In and chilled his knees,
but there was no one there. He crept an
grily back up stairs.
"Who in thu namu of decency," he de
manded of Mrs. Sparks, "would ring our
doorbell at this hour of thu night and then
run away? I Mlevo it was somu of your
"Our doorbell!" echoed Mrs Sparks
weetly. "Tlfat wasn't our doorbell, dear.
It was tho80-oent alarm clock that 1 bought
yesterday ringing off six hours nheud of
time," Chlc.igo Tribune.
Nut the Katun Htory.
Thu following story Is told by Thu Broad
Arrow: "Thu reortvd Invention of a bullet
proof 'plastron' reculls thu anecdote con
nected with thu Duke of Wellington and a
somewhat similar Intention. The Inventor,
having obtained an Interview with the
duka at thu Horse Ononis, was requested
to put on tho armor, which was staled to
bo of some light material worn beneath the
clothing. The duke, having expressed his
approval of Its appearance, the Inventor,
highly pleased, dilated on Its perfect quali
ties warmly until thu commander In chli f
quietly asked onu of his staff to order t. e
attendance of a file of tho guards with a
few rounds of ball cartridge. Needless to
add, thu Inventor mudu a hurried exit, and
nothing more was heard of this luvulnern
bio armor." Some of our readers may
think they have read this anecdote In this
column before, but they nro In error. The
last time wo printed it the grim general
was Napoleon, and the time before that
"Open For an Engagement."
When tho late Mr. Janiracb. tho well
known dealer lu wild animals, lost his sec
ond wife, a friend called uKin him to ex
press Ids sympathy and spoke in the high
est terms of tho departed.
Janiracb mournfully assented, observing:
"Yea, sbo was uu excellent woman. Un
fortunately, however, shu did not take very
kindly to tho animals. Just Imagine, siie
wouldn't even allow tho snakes to sleep In
her lied in the winter timer Tugllche
What It Might lie.
Mrs. Meadow (at city hotel) O-o-o!
Them's a fly In this soup.
Mr. Meadow (who has traveled some)
Hush, Miranda, don't sjwak so loud. No
use exposln our Ignorance. This turtiul
bill of fare is lu French, and mebby wo or
dered fly soup. Life.
Tl-.ruliig the Table.
"Please, sir, It was 0:120 when you got
here. When we're late, oil always Keep
us after school," suld the smart loy.
"Very well," said thu schoolnuister, "you
shall all stay and keep me after school for
an hour." Tlt-Blts.
At 111 Trade.
Mrs. Grum Goubout your businehs. Wo
don't want any beggars round here.
I Trami) But beifiriutf is mv busiiuivs.
It is pleasing to note In thu (tapers that
last year's styles lu flypaper will bu stuck
to this season. Blizzard.
WIhjii )er sorter tour un Ihln thnih the
worry -n the fret,
Titer' l nothln that will uuiku )u feel mi ft no
As to hustle fur thu blu&chln boards an set un
set un Nt
A-rooliii fur er iHuebnll nine.
The sspl In thu gruii stun simply cheur tho
The) huturshim the) knows ulml man
I Out rltrht ilownontho liltsiehlnlsmiils is where
I tltey hut ihu fun,
j Fur riMitln Is the ihlnu thut dots tlui biz.
Yur tissgnillKu'ln In thu plunks, yvr hmslsaru
I hlle )-r lingers fairly hurt-o ck the)-
fell )e haveter let )eixlf right isit an )vll
I with nil )er might,
' Winn er nxitln fur )vr IjomImiII nils-,
,n when )er 'ellt-r ixinUer 'ew. Jes' like s-
knew thiy would
An sit a record liadlii ull the IIih-
o In I 111.0 )V wus In It, like JvilimiMi hi up o
I A-roolIn fur yr UiM-lmll nine.
I Vnh ngton Star
June terminates the Spring
weather we intend to clean up
WHITE GOODS, ETC.
We make a cut from
25 TO 33 PER CUNT. :
To insure large sales.
RARE BARGAINS AWAIT YOU AT
BI.OCH & KOHN'S
Proifroaalve 1i" Gooda IDai-iirl.ito.
I 141 AND I 143 0.8TREET
VlMltori to tliv Woi-lclaa Infill,
IVIciiitrtli'iM or r,nlce
Will find it greatly to their advantage to look through our
stock before making up their
TRfN Ail& JttTR,
Just now we are offering some exceptionally fine bargains in all lines of
And can save
10 to 30
! &Ley&i? & Co
Kh.lli) NOltril loth ST, OPPOSITE GOVERNMENT SQUAHE.
. 0f exdood hQuscrWife.who uses
SAPOUO. is well sadd.-The mouse
is muzzled in her houseVTry Lbtnd keep
your house cleanAU grocers keep it-
Cleanliness and neatness about a house are necessary to
insure comfort. Man likes comfort, and if he can't find it at
home, he will seek elsewhere for it Good housewives know
that SAPOLIO makes a house clean and keeps it bright.
Happiness always dwells in a comfortable home. Do you
want cleanliness, comfort and happiness? Try SAPOLIO
and you will be surprised at your success.
BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.
JIlHji II. O'lVlSlI-ylv,
STEAM AND HOT WATER HEATING.
CiuHiuul Kleotrif KiMuii'H. Agent Tor CAPITOL xi IIOIl'ON HOT WATKU
IIKATKHS and COMBINATION HAS MACIUNHS.
125 NORTH NINTH STREET.
Season. During the hot
the remainder of our
per cent over prices offered by so
1 25 NORTH NINTH STREET.