OEACON BUnDETTE'S PHILOSOPHY. UNiitquiTKD Drains. Tbo man who wants tho earth, my bod, ts tho very man tho earth doesn't want, doesn't qurra ukacii tub Bror. A Hartford nmnluu Invented An apparatus for timing homes to a quarter of n second by - electricity. That Isn't oxoctly tho Invention that (ho owners of fast roadster havo been looking for. Whnt Is demanded bygcntlo then who drlvo their own stopicrs Is nn ap paratus that will given six mlnuto horso record of Still 1-J on a. long trnck. IlESISTANCK TO ITIIANT8. Tho wcar.v trnvclcr sat on tho lcdnnd road tho legend on his door "Guests must bolt this door beforo retiring." "I'm Mowed ' If I will," ho muttered hoarsely, as n man de termined to.roMst imposition to tho death. , "It was nil I could do to bolt what thoy sot beforo mo In tho dining room." And slum boring lightly, honroso at early dawn, and juni)d his bill liko n truo American. UNCI.A1UKD BArJOAOE. A "gontlenmn'g BonP Well, my boy, when you find a man whoso only claim to resjicctnblllty nnd tltlo to oxistoneo Is that bo is tho son of a gcntlcmnn, you want to loo't for his namo In tho "Newark Poorago" beforo you can cash any checks for him. "Piiikertoji's Pcerngo," pasto It in your nd- -dress book. A W011D TO BOMN'AMnUMSTS. A Boston writer, dlsci-jlng tho lost art of early rising, nays "tho irojcr titno to rlso Is when sleep ends." That's n good thing to know. Do you know, If Wo hadn't Keen that In a Boston pnjicr, wo should havo gono right on bcllovlng that tho irocr tlmo to rlso was when you wcro right In tho midst of your soundest sleep. What a blcvcd thing It Is :for this blind old world that thcro nro somo mien In it who know nearly everything. TUB MYBTKKY UNVEILED. "My stars, man," oxclalmod tho traveler, who had stepped into tho transfer ofllco to 'look for n trunk that bad been missing for two months, "but you do wrlto fasti I novcr taw n stoam englno got over ground so fasti" "Urn," said tho clork, making tho jmiicII nnd tho tickets fly. "Can anylody rend what you wrltoP' "Nopo." "Cnu you read It yoursolfP "Nopo." "What uro you writ ing?" "Addressee for baggngo t'lio d'llverod. Ilcro, Snml steon trunks 'n 'ty v'liscs 'tyfl' hundn' four 'st t'ny f th stroot, right 'wayl" 'Traveler goos out without asking for his 'trunk, and when last seen was asking n man, from whom ho had Just bought a navy re volver, to show him how to load It. THE VEnOK OF JJANKIlUITCV. Dollghtod friend In Colorado hotol "Why, why, why I Georgo Jackson, if I nln't glad to eo you I I heard that you woro do.idl What you doing way out hero? When did you lonvo Ohlor Stranger, with frigid polite ness "You hnvo tho odvantngoof me, sir; -my namo is Henry Mortimer nnd I novcr was In Ohio In my Hfo." Then, suddenly molting, whlspcra: "Cotno this way, Sato. Don't Bay n word, old boy. I loft Ohio be tween two days. I had thrco Invitations to golden weddings, two babies named for mo, two bids to silver weddings and four birthday invitations all In ouo week. Bo I had to put hat notice of my death by drowning in tho papers nnd skip. I'll lay low for n month And go back. Closo call for ruin, wasn't itf Call mo Mortimer, plcaso." Getting tho Worth or III Motiny. "How much ycr chargo tcr go cr mtloP an old negro asked of a street car conductor. "I wanter go out tcr seo Drudder Lias Smlf. Ain't cr flesh nn' blood brudder, yet, undor stnn', jes cr brudder In do faith." "Fivo cents." "Jes fur cr mllof I tell ycr dat do man ln' mor eho null brudder jes cr bruddor lv do faith." "Tho faro Is flvo conts." "Jos fur cr mllor "Yes." "How much Is it fur two mllest" "Just tho same." "Look yero, how fur ycr tako mo fur fl' ccntaP "Flvo miles." "Whut's do namo o' lo placo!" "City limits." "Tnk mo nil do wny out dar fur fl' cental" "Yes." "An1 won't tako mo no mo'n cr mllo wa'r Drudder Smlf libs fur no less?" "No." "1 nln't got no blznoss out dar at ycr limits, 'but ycr may take mo on out dar an' I'll walk back tcr w'ar Drudder Smlf libs. Yore's yor rmonoy, sail, Tso ono o' doso p'lltlcal 'cono mists, and blebs In glttln1 do full wuth o' mor nionoy. It would bo cr mighty fool nmti dat would pay cr dollar fur cr pa'r o' britches ' w'en ho kin git cr wholo suit o' clozo fur do .eamo price. Tako mo on out to ycr limits, eali." Arknnsaw Traveler. A Ctiolcn uf i:vlU. Omaha Dnmo (looking up. from tho paper) Dear mol Ilorrlblol Husbnnd Uhl Another disaster? "No. Tho iinpcr says that n colored barber 'In Philadelphia becamo so enraged becauso a customer had not tho nionoy to pay for tho barberlng he had dono that ho seized n razor .and cut tho retreating man horribly about tho faco and hands. Tho woundod man a no5io was nearly sovcred from his faco." "Well, wolll Tho jxwr man wouldn't have i looked much worto if ho had shaved him self. "Omaha World. Seeing tlm Show nt Homo, "John, I am afraid we can't go to tho 'thoatro any more," said a Chicago woman to ixtr husband. "No, I'm nfrnid wo can't; monoy Is gottlng cry tight." "I shall miss it dreadfully." So shall I." "What shall wo dor "I havo it. We'll hang your big lint on the 'back of tally's chair and sit and look at It" Merchant Traveler. Ill Sorrow Explulno 1. "Coorgo, thoro is n sadness nnd melan choly in your oyes to-night, and your cheolcs 6ecm blanched as though with mortal agony." . "Yes, Naomi, I nm far from being happy." "Confldo in mo, my dourest. Lot mo Fharo your sorrow. Havo tho buITotings of this cruel world cost a gloom over your souli" "Well, not exactly, but you boo thoao shod wo now nnd thoy pinch liko thumloi." i. coin (Nob.) State Journal A Numerous 1'nmlly. Mrs. Btrdth to Mrs. Jones' Servant Qlrl What do you wnntt Servant lllrl Mrs. Jones sondj her re gards, nod (.ays would you bo co 1:1ml as to count your children and seo if you haven't got ono too many, ns our Kitty hasn't come homo and school has bcou out tw. hours. Prom tho tlm mau. Another Great I.UInc Ciirlonlly. uWb .t U your sjieclnlty, my friend I" in quired t.io visitor of a dimo uiuwuin freuk. "Pheno.nu. nl Intolllgouco." "In v. ! at u. ruction does it Hoi" "I'r.i Cjoiuuji who always Shuts the door." Uar. or's lldzar IN DAV8 OF INNOCENCE. A Delightful .Story of ll)-(lotio Christum Times. v ItOllKUT .MeHKYNOI.IW. Asl jHvr Into tho dim jmst tlntt haunts the ' old homo by Iho roodldo, n thous'ind mentor- le I loop by liko tho scone of n pinorniim. with tho footlliiht turned low. nnd when I ' western frontier, HOinetlmis o crnwdeil nu illoncH nt tho oNrn, and again In thestlllnes of tho evening by tlm imilolivr ns lm rattled along in his prnlrio schooner over tlm plain A song which never grows old and never will so long as peoplo lento tho liomoof their child hood, around whoso hcurth-Mnncs still play, ghostdikc, tho recollections of by-gono yenm, tenderly touching theli symnithies a tlmy imiuso for u moment in their molded piiouils In other land. Thl fooling, too, I fivo from thomaiulllufioutimont, which I liellevo most moil despise, nnd nwnken tho keener wiiilbll lle,r,andl liko not tho man who has nono to awaken. Tho old brick house by tlm rondildo lin IxiKsed Into tho hand of other owners, nnd tlm great llro place, which uwl to warm nnd brighten tho west room with it cracklo of hlckorv tlek nnd backlog, has lieeu walled up.n'idinntcndofglowingcmlierHniidlenpIng I'oniempuuoiiioin someuini in n meiiil'llivo many niniiHTiiieuuiiiy voiniKimi iiiw"i , ,-, .i.-..i.rn. i u mhSv, mmi i .....,... r , ,.,, ...... . UI11( (,r,M, niirdifj, (lr im ,,.,... lin.i ithivii hour, it leaves mo with n loiu-somo feeling, ns If to hell uulevi Ihoymiuediiilemptlou throiigh ' Hundiiy nfteiniH.ii. rlts giny lmlteil (liannv, It !om thou sixty dere.-N. Nnnoof tho plant j ,( .,.,,,,, , , , '"' I had nlwnys llMoned to tho old tlmo wing, . ' a inn row channels im ho. with MHeliieIeH, lending words of eomfoil. t tho elty park snllVuil frnm Iho rold Tho Keely .Nlntor'ltini nut on nun lniinlre.1 "Wny down upon Iho H.iwnneerUer," i Tho fmiiwnl looking ntlnlMrm .IixvmhI In f"'!" Ihool. I Iblo wIiom. iog,v. 010 gniwlng within ?m feel of tho riidliilom llm ll.l-n.iom. ,,,, ,,,, , nil.luluht he wVnn li-r ......'.......... ..i i i.i. i- i.i i .1..V..1. i.. .,ri.... ....1.1.1 dimmer with t inn. nnd wumo luOilnm. ...... ilerHlooil from 7ft toft i euivi. A few inoru '..'.' '"J""" '"uiui iieiwuon iinro . . . II ... . 1 I a . F..II. ..I . ....I..I..H... Ilil-anMtl.l K.1II ' I 1 1 1 ! 111111 Ulllllllll lllllll lit .. a. i II.I . . I I III lUtrill II lfl 111! I II II I 111 111! Willi! Ill II nilllWUIII names, u conventional looking stovo throws I lloitl with llttlo trill of muslo on his Jini out fnmi ltsiMinesof isinglass n jmlo glimmer. I ney to the sea. lielltting well tho chango from tho old to the now. liven the oaken bucket that hung in tho fern fringed well is usurixxl by a creaking pump. Hut tho meadows nro tho same stretching uwny to the dark fringe of wixxls, from where tho t luklo of shep bells como floating, music liko; tho green sward dottod hero nod thero with tho bright dandelions; whllo tlio mm licuiiis danced and played upon tho gurgling brook; nil formed to mo then lirlgliter scenes and higher admiration of nnturo'h handiwork than In nfter years I over felt Inspired by Siena's towering ponta or orange groves and vino-clad countries of tho south. Tl... ,... I..,nl. .,l. vl l,,.M iin nmrli nf my piwmeo, carved In ono of tho columns; IIU '1 hat xvas us far ns I got trying tho metal of my now jien-knlfo, for a ciilf on tho ear from grand-mother put an end to any further at- tempts to develop' ny genius at carv- tlmwar cry fiom tlm granite hills of Mnlno ta right nml projier tliat wo make tho prellmln j,.,i, nta.v.aud thodlmonsion will ho3(OxK0 I Ing.and then her Mibscipieutglftof doughuuts tlm flowery Uinler of California, Invading "y "k'l"1 ' colebnito inu becoming loot, too height of the main clmK-l nKiflH-log i slopped tho flood of tears and noisy liawl her tho ohi homo by tho roadside, as It did tlmus-' mannur this, tho most oveutfiil holiday in the o.i foot. The rust when completed will I) blnphad brought forth. ! und of others and with tearful oyes tho old ' christian year. It is the time when pronouU nearly faH, and tlio people of Lincoln may , My aunts and uncles wero numerous nnd ' couple clasped their eldest to their bosoms and aro excluingod, tokens of lovo and friend- jut, prldu themsoe that It ha no super dublHMlinu "Hub," for short. I often won- sonthhnon. After that tho hulls weiv silent slp aro Klven and received, nnd It Is jht- nir to tlio world. dertxl then why I was not given n longer for many years. The niorry laugh seemed to pmxuig to tho average person tisliy to know Tticdlsplay of llro worklu llorlln last night namo liko my cousin, James Herrymnn Onvu havo an who in hollow sounds, whllo Oranny u''at may lw most appropriate for u pioseul. ,Vas i'lalul seen liy tho attendant at Lady Smiley. They wero nil young und thou In lug I would sit by tho window wlthn fur away look I" a fow wonls, let n add, that Mr. It. .Maitravo's aerial soirees. It was very enjoya ut homo, nnd;i never saw a family with whom across the Holds and meadows, waiting, nl- O'Neill, tho jeweler on Tenth street, bus tho ,,. i,ut for u mistake iiuule by theoporutors In . U'tter iiaturo was preserved; and In those ways waiting u wnuderor's return; and then , "l,K',t '""Uipleto lino of Him holiday good , niiugiinKbtue and yellow light In one piece . ' yoara tho routine of country Hfo was only in- sho would turn with tear dimmed eyes to her li"wn hi Lincoln this season, and It would ( sMidlcale Is iR-Ing foiiueil to undertake I terrupt.xl liy neighborly visits from old luillos ...l... i .1... i 1...1..1 m nun i.'iioiti iaj niiuoii mo uay, KOiuniu ur mini- i 1 ..1.....I i L .. . . ... .i i nig ami uiiaiuiiH aooiit ine UUUIinsi ami "" things of tho nelghltorluHxl. On Suuilays wo gatheiedlntho white church that stood in tlio woods and listened to tho preacher with long funereal faco loll of collln, tho grave, nnd ' Iho never dying worm of future punMimont, nnd n solvation that was fn, but mint l coined by most vigorous oliedioiuv by tho Tow who could hope to attain It jntd then In the afternoon tho women would irathor nt Iholr t'lns uieolliigsniul tell in tnmiulou voleoof 'iws tltnt was so litu-il to boar, Tho crudest pa-wages of Hcilpturu nnd sternest savings woto held up to them, nnd , ui.n iimi niiriiui omuvij iivi ' ....- to our country homo and nhvays niado mo ftnl as If there was n co.iho In tho homo, thoy were mi te. Ion In their coiniiwnti on hi life, nn.l If they Hmke tons HilMrcn It wn will. dim forlxNllnuH n to our future, tolllni! tl. poihiHwof thollttl'''.io4ithonfitritwnyliiothirl climes, playing In tho shadow of I lioooconnut all day Htiiidny. with uoM'imon to llxlen to, ! no enlochUm to Irani, until wo all wUluil wo too, wero little heatheti playing among tho mangos nnd ImunuiiK. 'I hoso pivaeheiN did moro to plant In my mind tho genu of Inlltlollty than nil tho rind lugs of VolMlro in tho yeam that followi!, They talked Holemulty ami woo; whllo na turo proclaims! nuother thing. Tho birds flitting from lnito treo making mitile to nil earth; tlm golden hue of sunlight falling liK)ii tho tree nnd flowers, klsslngwitli voimlllloii tints tho inendowH nnd Holds of ' rIKnlng grain; whllo tho swi'ilng river Tho men would gather around the church whllo tho hand shaking among tho good dames went on. Some loftteriil on tho outside, or hat lieueath tho tncs during tho services und talked In low tones, through rcsjioct to tho occasion, whllo from'w ithlu went up in sweet cadence on waves and billows of found, "llnokoraife cloft for mo," And so tho delightful years of my childhood pass liko ono long summer's day. Thoautumn witu iw siiarp frosts drive graiidratiior from ' his favorite plnco of evenings, by tho well, ' wheroho was wont to sit nnd smoko hi plpo whllo tho stars gleaming down liko laughing oyes at tho boys cracking their brisk jokes, nr nilllltitl wit until lli.tr liiimi rrmi li..r birth laughingly drive them to lied with her stick, roor gill! thOHObtai h looked down liko pitying oyes of tears from heaven upon her sorrow afterwards. Then eamo tho clash of nrni, roverlieniting iitnioiiuii nun n consolation in its wonls of ......!... .. 1.11.. 41... ..1.1 i. . 1....1 ..r.. iuiuiuih', imu inu tun umii, suun on iiuii iiui- ' l i t. ........ l r . t.. ii i ... i"Vi"l in" miimuiii iiiii'.mmih iiiiiiauii, anil to whasollko 1 would rnther trace my lineage than if it ciiiuo fiom loids or kings, boio his , borrows with a stoical stleneo w hoso depths mmimmxm&A . rs,mmv.; n ! mkM$mMjjm :,-.i.'f',iii:yJi 7".V'r,ilHHHBiiiiMBK?t: ,F'l?;'mli&itoMK'KM&$-t A Dream of faivrn. noun but Mm pitying nngoN knew. Ono by ono the guy throng of children left tho old form homo nnd went Into other wiilksoMifo, nud tho hnllliccatno mm o silent i tlinu oor, until il lout tho shadow foil ovor the uuct of Iho did man's life, and ho went. ilown to thodiuk river with unshrinking fol nnd It I nrin outstretched to meet tho touch i f angel hnmMio know to lio waiting to mi'lvc 1dm otithoolhei shore. After (lint the faun - - o - i K'1' iwllly. and wluw faith in tho Miliilng ' " "' "' ',"'"" " "nwavemi i in, iier ii i ' ' eonni of hope, for whleh In I ni'll Hiti.itto iiilKhl lay down Iho M I"'1 Aiinisthev tigiH fall tho hlmdowsof tho ovorlimting ISm-klm, mid nenw tlioHuiu of J eannHimo Uiek tho faint echoe from tho ImlNoftno old fm m hono. usumr bv tlm gll IIhIi voIi-oh of long ago. "UiH'k of Aki'k," Many of im Aiuei leans aro like tlm kiiiiiI of tlmhoaslioiv shifting whither the strongi'st tlilowao Uiiiti: but none I Mlevo nro so callous but luxe to dwell in memory nt times ' uM)ii iimsiioiieroftliolrtonileryenrs I hnvo watehil Hie ll imiuo of eiulgrnuls w hero all woiii ehattlng merrily, when n wouiauV voliv in tender iiotiii, mug up nnd down thomouu lulu delllo ii lining from took to rook, "Home, sweet llonie." grutr voice woro still, and woro a thought ful look I mg afterward. I I shall novcr forget when I moved Into tho west, how with stout heart and willing hand I hill lied uwny tho tall grass from tho plain and built a llttlo home. I was ever so light heat til until tho wagon brought my Ihixos, and I had my handful of thing scattered over theyard. It was all that was loftof myold home; and as my oyes fell uikiii the mtito companions of a liannv mist I weakened for tho Unit tlmo. IsmllonsIreoonltholneidi'Ut, it was so llttlo and aprently trilling. Yet, our lives nro made up of llttlo things, and who should feel iislmiued of oven a tear drawn fiom Its fountains by tho chain of love, A tllO JOVflll WlMlSOtl of ClllistllHU .IDIirOrtCIl cs.tlioyoung.folk M.ieculathig a to whnt old "' ni iiriug loom, inu cnuuivu naiiy wisning ror tho arrival or tlm time honored guct, and all tho world kviiis to shout a wool of Wl lmw to tho coining fostivitliw, It Is but V '" ". " ""' J V .;,''' V."' i.i. u,JU,i. SOH-K ........ .-.k..,a. ..w... im-. h'""rt ... .-w ....- Head his adv. elsewhere it" this issuo. TlmlT (nnii- lnt l.iii.i .i . il. ....... ! oysters In every style nt llrown's Now Yienua Ciifi'. with CHMI8TMA9 IN LINCOLN, A. D. 1037 IIV I. II. (J. " Wonroierinlttcittnollp(hofnllnwlnKlloiii fiom the Christum lnuo of the Count Kit for liecill. IMi " new Ninllhor- healer wih liirui d on Itinl nlKhl. While It did not wnruupillon wolln ptniulsod by II Inveiilnr, llll II mined the riiillatem hero unit miitler. Itiiymond linis'.(lrauiloiiSitil'o.,)eiiterilMy liroiiKlit Milt uunliml Iho limlou ulrlluu pueti luallo In rocover ovorchiirKc nnd iletnV III Iho trnusiiilKHtoiiofuooilii. aIIIioiikIi thnllrm hud tii'oiitrnot for tlm ilellMry In four hour nl u rntonf twiMiuil throoiililionlhNccnlHirtoiii tlm merehnnillii wn four onilnnn-holf holirs In triuiHlt mid Iho eluirKeswero tlo ami iiihi half eiiiitM. Tlm('oiiileneilHuinililiio(.,(i lielilu mi'ctliin noil declared u dividend of V, of nun per cent. per iiiiuiim. As this Is tho limit of the profit allowed tiyhiWf Iho prlee of llidit will bo ro- diioiil as follows) Emporium "J'i emit per month, resilience no room ecnl. Tho miireiuo court I to decide tho elty council cine to-morrow. HnMliiK wn read Intnllm Incorporation tit lo'eloek thl inornlmt nnd will hereafter lie known n want No II7 1. At tho samo mooting tl'.ieiuinell remitted tlmtnxeson wards Ml to Z Inclusive, formerly the county of Iimiula. I Some uucaliiess I niortod aueiiik our 1 Chinese subject and along riuigfa hattory ha ! heou ordored mounUdon tho I'i'iilo coast The linttery at Han Diego fired tlireo prautlco shots at Island No. 1G Kamoan if roll p. The tlrstti.o wuutwlld,buttht third extinguished the taruet. Thero I some talk of reviving ho Dallv Slate Journal. It I to Ih hopet tho move will ho succcsMfiil. A circulation of scvun million eople ha heou Kiiiiraiit(l,hul thU Uhanlly d.-ciiicd hiiitlciont liy tho Kuutloiiion having the matter In cliartto. The now Mlllccontiiiuerilii waiut Inclrou '" '" Wadilnstoii yeter.lay. and to a In a week a still smaller suhddl.iry coin wllj , '' nxiiTuiieiiioii. The t'nlversal Hrotliurlinod eailedr.il will ,u dedicated on Now Years. Tho foundation I'isk of i.takliigsoutheruCallfor'ila hal.lt- I ",'1"' u ,K ,l mm '""l"''1 ' lnlu money , on raise pn'leuse. Hank lloarouud wa aiinlhllated In Ark, yesterday on suspicion of being engaged In In tlio muiiiifiiitun of lldiinr. TIia now inn. ... , . .1 .... .... ii inuiiBii, nun siiiiilioilHiilliliiiir riniiiiiiTr" iiitu nun inerii ivui iviiiimiy mo nm- chine worked liko uolinrm, tho slntrltrslmply presseu a imiKiu noil llm iimlefnelor disap peared HUo ii whllt'nf smoke, Tho remain I'nr'.y will hold lis mmvi'iitlou nt noon toMliiy-slxl;.lvo thousand Oot't Bnles will ho In nllenilaiiee. Tho f tori til men will, wo nipioi, go through Iho form of put ting up it ticket u tiviul . .MnjorHiru HnruhiinU (Vlllupo eelelimted her Kith birthday yesterday, Tho follvlllo nasouiror had lownlt leti or llfton inliiiilc pcforo being Able In hoard train. 1'rof. .leinlina I'IiiImIiio will IoiiImIiI deliver n H second loeturoon "Tho in.vlli of llm uorlli I'ole," nl Iho Twiinly ceond elmmliiir of Helniicollall, Tlm proceed will ho doMiloil llioiiiiielliiriitliinorthiieouillllonofeiuplojeit men. Now Your. Curil. Tho CmililMli will a imiiiI 1st hendipiiirlers for Now Year card, mid Ihonmorliiiuiil this year I w Itliout douht tlm llml over shown. I'laco your oiilei seal ly nnd N'cui-o llm choleo ones, Our reputation for lino him k will a. Mini our patron a regard Him printing. Call mid koo u. No. liMl U Ht,, now llurr hliM-k. A lilt oMIIMory. Homo four moiiili iihw, thero oameluoiu niltlNt ii Hi in wiio upend In u Held that wn niiIiI lohao heou alreaily ton full, ami Iho eunlomary urumlilur alil "It will nnver pay," oiu inu oiiicrpriMiiK iiinreliaiiu wero not to iHiillm-iMiriiitfii by hiiuIi talk and eoiiiiipinntly nn n lululil Heptomherdiiy, it now liiurohant tailoring cHtiilillHhuumt win opuin-d In our ully. Tlio liK'atlou was not tho uiiMtcuiitrnl, nor woro tho parties lutorested any too well known In tho capital elty. llowevi)r,thuy eamo lilulily roeommunded, opened n very noliby IuhiIhIiciI Mnro and lllhd It with thu lluest Hun of fulirlc that ha over him shown 111 thUelly, Tho llrm'ii immo w:i to ho seen In every paper of merit In tho ully, whluh wa In form of a very attractive ongmvud caul ami iroiii their opining day their ImihI ncrs Im heuii pliuiioiniiiial far lieyond Iholr iuot Miimuliie oxpeotatloiiM, . Need tho Count nil link who tho firm Is? No. Kvory reader kniw who wo mean, Me. 1 1 ii tl'm it it iniil IliiihWr hnvo In tholr nhort IiimIiiok career it idllsheil u trndo miiuIi a any llrni or loiu stiilidliiK eolilit well foul proiiil of. Tholr trniisaotlou hnvo heou with tho Illicit clement in tin) city and tho works thoy havo dono, hoV Omni to bo urtlstlo iliiM-loporH of fashion. In tholr inikavor to win tho trade of tho host cIiin of meroiianl lallorliig they have certainly Huocoedcd mid Hint tl.-lr het ou tomor hid IIiimo mIkimi they havo already ncrvoil, iMilemousttnleil hy the faol that dup licate order hnvo nlwnys followed a trial. Thelreultor, Mr, II. I'. Wlloylu Keiitlemau wen Vernon m tun art iiihi tlio uoiiliy fit Hint aro seen nn our stock unit in tho hall room are sample of Id work. Hucli nn CHtiildlshmi'iit Im long been need oil In Lincoln and III n matter of congra tulation on hoth shies Iho elty anil tho new llrm-lhattho .Mer. Ilutlman and Itiehter aro among all leailliiKiuerehanlN today, Ttlckey, tho leading Jeweler, I as untnl In tho lead with an Immenwi lino of good for tho holidays. Kverythlng npproirlato and timiful In thl lino can ho found hero In artistic doMlgim, at prices that nssuro tholr rapid sale. Ulegant dUplay of American watolios nnd clock. HiiiIIcm variety of liraceleUi, chain, charm, plus, ojmra glasses. Hlngs by tho hundred, and all other lienutlful artlclo. In thl lino. It is a well known fact that thl house i hoaihpiartei-H for diamonds and thl hnslioou demonstrated by tho fact that inotit of tho diamond worn In Lincoln today uro from thisiiular house. No moro cultablo preHont than a diamond ring or phi could Ihi made, and Trickoy is tlio man who can soil Uiem to you; oomoand look over hi stock lieforo purchasing. To tlm Truvelliiff I'nlille. PliMiHo nolo that n suirb lluy of KIIK12 C1IAIH CAHH Is now run betw(eii Lincoln and Cldengo on trains No, ft and No. Oj also that sleeping car berths or drawing rooms on tho "flyers," No. 1 nod ' may Imj roserv(l In uilwinco at City Ticket Ofllco, corner Tenth mid O Streets. A. C. ZiaMK.it, City Pojuongor Agent . Low ItatoNto California. Tho California excursion via tho Hurling ton route (tho m-ciiIo lino of America) havo Womo so pular a to nmwxltnto a train of thl klmf every wivk, Denver, Colorado Springs, Manitou, Itoynl Oorgo, Marshall Pah, Illack Canon of tho Uumilwm and Halt Luko city aro all on this loute. Full jiartlcu lain may Ihi obtained nt city ofllco, corner O and Tenth streets, or nt depot. Among tho leading und representative bus-Ini-K houses of tho city Is that of Hetts fie Howell, No. HttO O stm-t. On tho Hrst of Apillof this year those gentlemon succtsided to tho business of Mr, Thoo, Howell, ono of our oldest and imwt rcsjsxiUsl cltlzoiui, nod the new llrni has more than kept up tlio ro putntloii) ncipilrcd by Mr. S. In Ills long years In buslnc, for keeping none Imt tho Issit nnd freshest grocerleH. Hoth Mr. Hetts Mr. Now nil mo well ipialllkd by exierlonco to conduct such a trade us theirs has grown to he, a statement amply sulistautlnted by their Increasing business. Their stock is complete in every detail and consists of everything kept in n tlrst-class grocery storo. In securing your supplies for tho holidays or for the winter, it will tiay you to call on them, iiis):t their good and get their priceo, which uro as low as flrxt-clas staples can bo wild. Mis Nellie Ituyumud, uleco of A. H. and I. M. Itayinond, loft Wetlnohdny for her liomo In Charles City, Iowa. Miss Itaymnnd spent tho ist two oi tlm) months very pleasantly In tho capital city, and by her vivacious and engaging manners won many friends, who will lie plcawsl to have her return soon again. Fancy und IteulUtu, Llttlo Nell Mamma, I wUh you'd let tn read it novel. Omaha Mum ma Don't mention such a thing. "Hut novels tell things Just as thoy aro In llfo, don't they i ' "Yes. Now ask no moro questions." "Stiiio Mmks 13 got Mich n lovely novcL nnd" "What I Did you road any of it P "Only tlio hist lino. It wild: 'And so thoy got iiiuriu-d nnd woro happy over nftcr." "Oh, Hut Isn't n novel, dear; It's n fairy story. "-Omaha World. A Minnesota Compliment to Untuning. Thoro is a very breezy young lady of liter ary tabtos living on Summit avenuo, who thought the nemo of hor desires had been at tained whoa sho was Introduced tc C!uirl Dudley Warner, who has been paying us n visit, . After clasping his hand bio com menced tha conversation with tho Inq jlry: "Ob, Mr. Wnruor, don't you adorn frown lngP Mr. Wnrnor murmured in reply that tho section of country hocumo from thought comothlng of tho mystlo jioct. " e," sho continued, with tnucli emphasis. 'A""1 ''coops tho wholo lot."-St. I uivjuuv. J f